#👹 chomp 👹

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash @ The 5SOS Show Tour Cincinnati

[bberetd]

okay… you asked for this one, boma!! >:(

MEGA CHOMP!!!!!

WAIT ITSA NO-

[littleplantfreak]

one moot bingo please 💖

terrible i cant pick all of them tbh cause i probably would

[highwarlockkareena]

drop this sunflower 🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! let's spread some sunshine☀️🌻🌻🌻🌻💛

hehe 👹

[sickmachete]

I KNOW I ALREADY SAID IT BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bites you bites you bites you explodes you crushes you.

fr tho i am so glad i have gotten to know u (just bc i was ur first fan 🫡) and talking to u is always a highlight of my day and I LOVE U FOREVER

Also we’re married. no questions about it.

CAT<33333 THE loml my first mutual the first hannibal blog i followed and the first follower i got in return you are so so sweet and have been since the dawn of TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so stupidly grateful to have met you seriously i need to rip you apart and drink your bone marrow if im fucking honest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you for the happy bday wishes im literally biting you killing you eating you as we speak 👹

[ashtraysystem]

gonna bite someone (might be myself)

[ruzhessecretreblogspace]

YES

RAHGHHHHHH HSHANKWDHZQBWJ HQHARARAEHAGRGHAG👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

No

No I won't explain nor give context

That's all

[kindahoping4forever]

🗣️👋🏻🇵🇹📍🏟️🐂🐂🤷🏼‍♂️🔛🥁⏳

[storm2rain]

so basically…

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[cova111]

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT WHEN I OPENED TUMBLR! ITS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! KAL MY FRAIL HEART!!! IM LEVELING UP!! IM GOING EXTRA FERAL!!!!

Official Morien portrait

Made by the amazing, talented, lovely @ligiawrites

[staggersz]

THANK U SO MUCH FOR THE LAST RANKING HCS !

If it's ok , may I ask for another ranking ? but this time , more angsty 👹

If in a all survived Au , they all have it in some way , but who would the least to most difficulty in coming back to their normal lives ? Who would be more eager to forget what happened ? And who , without intentions of being cruel , would be the most eager to pretend that the others don't exist ?

Idk if I'm being clear if it's too long ✌️

CHEWS AND GNAWS AND CHOMPS ON THIS ASK I LOVE ANGST SO MUCH AFAGWHRGWGGEEG

And yes i can answer this :3

I think Finney would have the least trouble finding his normal again. He wasn’t hurt as badly as the others but there’s still some aspect of having to grasp a new normal. He gains it quickly though.

Billy would find his new normal rather fast. He stops paperboying and gets a library assistant job with Finney and Griff. Billy can remember almost nothing that caused his trauma, and he’s stuck in the mind of a child, so it’s sort of easy for him to move on.

Griffin is like almost on the same level as Billy. The only thing he finds difficult to build a new normal with is the fact he can’t talk anymore due to his injury. He has to learn sign language, but he’d be a fast learner. He also can barely remember his trauma, and he also is stuck in the mind of a kid, or resorts to it.

I think Bruce would be somewhere in the middle, but there is a BIG jump between him and Griffin. Bruce lost vision in one eye, his arm was broken, he eventually quits his baseball team in the long run, and he has to choose a new path in life. He also loses a bit of friends because of personal things, and he has to deal with post traumatic amnesia.

Robin has a really tough time finding a new normal. He’s completely traumatized even after a month of being in the basement, he’s gained fears that just inconvenience him, he’s dealing with insecurities because of what happened (deep scars) and he isn’t who he used to be at all. He’s still grieving the loss of his mom also, so he just has a ton of stuff piled up. He has a suicide attempt because of all the trauma he’s carrying. He has horrible nightmares and sleep paralysis, so sleeping is frightening for him sometimes.

Vance can’t find a new normal at all. He’s traumatized but isn’t getting better but he doesn’t want to admit that he is. His anger issues are worse than before, he’s dealing with night terrors and insomnia, he’s still stuck in a toxic masculinity mindset that was just intensified because of what happened, and at some point in time he’s had huge fights with at least one of the others because he feels like they’re against him in some way. Eventually though, he finds a new normal and learns to find healthy ways to cope.

For the next two questions, the answer for both of them is Vance. He wants to forget everything that happened, and he kind of holds a tiny bit of resentment towards Griffin and Billy because they were “lucky” enough to forget what happened while Vance remembers everything. He wants to pretend the others don’t exist and he wishes they weren’t friends under these circumstances, but he knows he can’t leave them all.

[junk-whunk-punk]

Are you sure about that because I will 😈

I may burst in cries out of feeling appreciated BUT HAHA YASSSS PLEASEEEEEE DO YOU WORST (except hair tugging in any way i'll chomp your hand off👹👹👹) i'm rubbing my palmsssss

[goosita]

BITES HIM!!!! BITES HIM RAAAAAAAA 👹😁

CHOMP CHOMPPPPP

but also can he bite me bc i have a Thing about his teeth i am so obsessed and enamored and endeared by his pretty bunny teeth :(

[azz4me]

oh lord. OHHH LORD.

Bruh I’m sorry I like completely got so busy and it’s like I’m malnourished from not drawing

Me actually

ooh bae😍

dude there’s no way they don’t play mortal kombat they are FIXATED ON IT.

[eightmakesonebraincell]

Ugh your new smau makes me wanna go off anon and scream in your notes like a giddy schoolgirl. Looks like I will have to go through all your smaus again as if I can't already enact them by heart. That being said I do like the mystery of being an anon. Like I could very well be a lawyer barking at Yunho sleeveless pics. My weekend was quite nice. I am actually back home on a mini vacay so it lowkey feels like every day's a weekend. Unfortunately, I will have to start prepping ✨work✨for some of the stuff I have lined up ahead. I like what I do but I also just want to laze around and write anon asks about whether I want to chomp or be chomped on w.r.t Ateez. Looking forward to your next big fic!

-bulleo bulleo anon

ENACT THEM BY HEART I- 💀💀💀 i'm simultaneously impressed and grateful you read them so much LMAOOO that's true though maintaining anonymity is like 'i could be a lawyer or a doctor or a police officer or a teacher simping HARD for these boys but you'd never know' 😼

ooh that's nice that you're on a mini vacay i hope you're enjoying it 🫶 i defs understand the struggle :')) if only we could do what we do without actually having to do it or prep for it 🙃

thank you thank you!! it's very very different to what i normally write so i'm excited to share it with you all as soon as it's done RAHH 👹

[hualianff]

XL preparing gingerbread people that look like his loved ones and gifting it to them. Cue HC having numerous intrusive thoughts to CHOMP OFF FX AND MQ’S HEADS !!

HC with a grinch-like smirk: “it would be so awesome…it would be so cool”

XL wakes up in the middle of the night to an empty bed and scary music playing from the kitchen.

“San Lang?”

No answer.

So in a true horror movie fashion, he makes his way to the kitchen, inching across the wall as quietly as possible.

There he sees HC, hunched over the kitchen counter, stabbing MQ’s and FX’s cookies with a knife.

HC: [evil laughter] “it’s the end for you two fuckersss”

XL: “NOT MY COOKIES NOOOOOO”

HC startles as he hears his beloved shriek. But before he can react, XL shoots forward to gorilla-grip the back of HC’s nape.

XL: “baby, what are you doing?” 👹

HC, melting under gege’s touch: “o-oh”

XL, whispering in HC’s ear: “drop the knife-“

HC: “but I-“

XL, tightening his hold: “I said DROP. IT.” 👹👹

Afterwards, XL scolds HC with crossed arms: “Love, tell me why you did that?”

HC: “my gut was telling me to” 👉👈

XL: 😡😡

HC: “ok maybe some poor decisions were made, but better than doing the same to the real idiots, no?”

Without wasting precious seconds, HC reaches into the fridge to pull out the original fengqing cookies XL baked, completely unharmed.

HC: “don’t worry, love, I decorated my own cookies to have fun with”

XL, shaking his head but smiling: “you brat”

HC: “YOUR brat” ;)

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w/ @no-one-says-hi