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[wahgifs]

why am i sleeping here? — THE DIRECTOR WHO BUYS ME DINNER (2022) | EPISODE 2

[swvrn]

There’s a 99.999% chance your op is a Virgo.

[realareturns]

Sometimes NiGHTS has movement even when they’re supposed to be off-camera, but other times they just motionlessly zoom into frame like this 👽

[yakowo]

Bestie tell me, how do you feel about that blonde babe hosea

He's my lovely wife, my handsome peepaw, my old girl with sadness in his eyes but insane con ideas in his heart 😩🫶

[iobartach]

🤔 chat, is he a spider or is he instead a cat? i can't tell--

[xxmoonch1ldxx]

"You would just have to take off your pants."

"We're just bros."

"Bros be bros."

[d-amore]

i think i have a breeding kink. with that in mind i wanted to share what each of my f/os would (probably) think of coming inside their girlfriends

please note i'm no specialist and ik the risks for STIs not just pregnancy! this is just me being silly 💋

Leon: honestly, he likes it too. can get behind it. but the risk of pregnancy is too much for him,, only does it if mari's taking any anticonceptional AND if she's out of her fertile week; other than that, only with condoms. in the future though he gets a vasectomy and she gets a tubal ligation, so it's all good

Senku: oh hell NO. he knows the risks of unprotected sex go FURTHER than only pregnancy. him and suri aren't a very sexually active couple, so they don't have many kinks or sexual fantasies; in the stone world he'd gladly be a celibate for whatever time is necessary. if they both REALLY WANT to have sex and it NEEDS to be penetrative sex, he pulls out before coming

Nasir: unlike the other guys in this list, this one wants to be a father, and he probably has a bit of breeding kink as well. he comes inside clara whenever is possible and enjoys seeing it leak, but will happily oblige if she asks for a condom. although they don't get a baby for some time (and after both worrying one of them is infertile)

Bruce: you see this guy don't have a problem with having biological children (see damian wa.yne). but it's lissa who's scared shitless at the thought of being pregnant. he offers her a tubal ligation and she says "wtf bruce this is the 80s i can't unless i'm a 40 something married mother" and he just chuckles and say "lissy, beloved, i'm billionaire. there's not a thing money can't buy". after that he can safely fulfill her desires 👍 although it's not as frequent, it was mostly out of curiosity and she found out she was neutral (like him)

Aizawa: HOO BOY. sex life was NEGATIVE before meeting this random 15yo. discovered he had so many kinks, so many. she was the one to bring it up at first and although he was a bit worried (bc. bc it's unprotected sex) he obliged bc he can't say no to her, and boy. did he enjoy himself. did he enjoy seeing her face. he knows all the risks but honestly this uncertainty and adrenaline just makes him more excited. he helps her meet a doctor to start anticonceptionals though

[anretc]

Fic Rec: Closer Still

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Everyone needs to go read this absolutely wonderful Space Swap exchange fic gifted to me this year. Filled with tropes and touching and fix-it's, excellent characterisations and episode tie-in's, this epic ticks every box and then some. ❤️❤️❤️ SO GOOD.

Closer Still (14788 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Stargate Atlantis Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir Characters: John Sheppard, Elizabeth Weir Additional Tags: Sharing a Bed, Huddling For Warmth, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Near Death Experiences, Fix-It, Angst with a Happy Ending, … and other assorted tropes Summary: Five times John and Elizabeth share a bed off-world, and…

[killemwithkawaii]

"Dude... this has to be our craziest 420 ever..."

"Eh... well, top 5, for sure...."

"Pfffft.... yeah, you're right..."

🐙💨💨💨💚

[stephenlangdaily]

Steve announced he’s leaving Twitter, 4/21/23

[mylittleredgirl]

Fic Rec: Turn Your Face Towards the Sun

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I received an AMAZING fic in the recent Space Swap exchange!! So perfectly targeted to me (episode-related, emotional complexity, life on earth, ❤️🔥❤️🔥) but I think all of you will love it too 😉.

Turn Your Face Toward the Sun (4509 words) by [Anonymous]

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis Rating: Explicit Relationships: John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir Characters: John Sheppard, Elizabeth Weir Additional Tags: Episode: s03e06 The Real World, Episode: s03e10-e11 The Return

She hadn't realised how much she was missing the ocean until this weekend.

[hegodamask]

I’ve just gotta say, I think it’s hilarious that Kyle is getting all the romance questions in interviews and not Denise.

Actresses always have to deal with those types of questions. Sometimes that’s all they get asked about. So I love that it’s the dude having to answer them for once.

[lotussokka]

the problem with the official vogue met gala livestream is that they interview outrageously famous celebrities instead the minor celebrity i care about

[intairnwetrust]

Feyre Archeron

I am a hunter.

The stars are watching;

Watching my inside die

as i dream to fly.

~

I am a dreamer.

The stars are dancing;

Dancing with me

Making me feel enchanted and free.

~

I am a queen.

The stars are bowing;

Bowing to me in awe

just like the future i drawn.

[elegyofthemoon]

so with that last video, do you think people out there have made conspiracy theories about penacony the way people have made conspiracy theories about disneyland?

how funny would it be if those theories wound up true for penacony

[xxmoonch1ldxx]

Ianthony as quotes: