#🐙 thoughts

[larryssquid]

never been so defenseless

By reliablyimperfect

Harry always thought he’d falter in the face of danger, because no one can ever be truly ready to see their loved one in danger. Even with the warning that’s literally inked into his skin, all the training Harry’s done, and all the hours he’s spent in the gym, nothing could’ve prepared him for how it feels to look up and see the glint of a knife under the streetlights.

Or

An ode to awkward, oblivious Harry

Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Bottom Louis Fic Fest (One Direction), BLFF 2021, Prompt Fic, Eventual Smut, Boxer Harry Styles, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Protective Harry, Awkward Harry, Guns, Misunderstandings, Bottom Louis Tomlinson, Top Harry Styles, Blowjobs, Anal Sex, Rimming, Anal Fingering, lots of cute dates, Teasing, Boys Kissing, Happy Ending, Non-Graphic Violence, Additional Warnings in Author’s Note

Rating: Mature

Word Count: 23,333

Complete

Collection/Fest: Bottom Louis Fic Fest 2021, @bottomlouisficfest

Squid's Thoughts:

Just reread this for the second time. Loved it just as much as the first time. I love how protective Harry is, and despite that being one of the main parts of the fic, it's still subtle when around Louis... until non-subtlety is needed.

[haven-1307]

Simon’s girlfriend touching herself to his gruff voice over the phone while he’s away on deployment. She’s tried and tried to work her fingers into the sweet spot but no matter how much she tries she just can’t quite reach like he can. Her delicate fingers poke and prod trying to find it and you can only huff with annoyance when it doesn’t work.

Simon solution? Getting a mould made of his cock, just for his sweet girl to use when he’s on the other side of the world. It fits perfectly, hitting the spots that have her breath stuttering and her back arching. Curling inside her, feeling the pinch on her cervix when the toy bottoms out.

[noxitsnox]

My favorite thing about zosan size difference is that Sanji (post ts) is not skinny, he's a tall muscular man but Zoro is simply bigger than him

[once-in-a-blood-moon]

How do u think Solomon would react if MC randomly kiss attack his face?? Lets mixing it up with in front of the other characters

I feel like it could go multiple ways but I wanna know how u would think it could go

(love ur works by the way!! 💛💛🐙)

Sorry I was a little slow getting to this, but thank you, I'm glad you enjoy my writing! 💜

Okay, let's do two scenarios - one where you kiss attack him when you're alone, and one where you do it in front of the others.

In the first scenario, Solomon has you over at his dorm room for the usual lesson. Even though he always takes his time to thoroughly lesson plan beforehand, he's currently flipping through a spell book he thought he had tabbed and is growing frustrated at himself for his lack of preparedness. After all, he strives to be the pinnacle of responsibility so that you don't lose faith in him as your teacher.

You can see the the irritation in the way he aggressively turns the pages, and hear it in the mumbles of curses and sighs as he still can't find the correct spell he wanted to you to work on today. To him, this is an annoyance, and quite frankly, embarrassing. To you, it's slightly amusing and oddly endearing. You know he works hard to provide you with an education that suits your needs and learning abilities. You've watched him switch up techniques in the blink of an eye to accommodate you when the previous way doesn't work, you've heard countless praise and reassurance (even when you fail to perfect a spell), and you've never missed the twinkle of pride in his eyes as he guides you through each lesson - privileged to see you learn from your mistakes and succeed in the end.

Solomon shows you so much patience and understanding, so you decide to take the initiative and return the same. You reach out to gently grab his face, turning him from his hurried search to start furiously kissing him. With each kiss around his face, you feel the furrowed and stressed muscles loosen beneath your lips until you feel the fat of his cheeks swell and warm with laughter. It's a successful distraction from his previous frustration, and serves as a reminder that you care about him beyond his capabilities. You care about him, flaws and all.

When you finally stop and let go of his face, he gives you the most lovesick expression. He doesn't even look as he closes the now abandoned book on his desk and leans in closer to you.

"I always appreciate your kisses. How about we reschedule our lesson for tomorrow? I don't think I can focus now that I've felt your love and am in desperate need of more..."

---

In scenario two, Solomon's coming over to pick you up for an outing to a nearby cafe that recently opened. Your waiting by the door unfortunately catches the attention of the brothers who begin bombarding you with questions. You feel like you're being interrogated by the government.

"Sneaking off, are you?"

"Yeah! Where do ya think you're goin' without me?!"

"Of course you wouldn't tell me you had plans today..."

"I don't think they're sneaking off. It looks like they're waiting for someone..."

"Ooh! A lovely suitor perhaps? Who is it?"

"Isth it smone we know?"

"Beel, chew your food before speaking. ...Is it?"

You grin cheekily as you check the time. "I don't tell you guys everything."

Solomon should be here any minute to sweep you away from the chaos that's going to ensue if you let slip he's the one you're going out with. Your secrecy is not out of embarrassment to be seeing him, it's just that the brothers can be overdramatic - especially where Solomon's involved. It's best to keep your lips sealed until you return as to not spoil the night before it even starts.

Just then, there's a gentle, but firm knock at the door indicating Solomon's arrival. You move to open the door, but Lucifer steps in front of you and opens it before you can.

Oh no...

Lucifer blinks a few times having expected anyone else but Solomon to be standing there before him. There's indifference on his face, yet his eyes tell a different story.

"Hardly a 'lovely suitor'."

"I'll say! The hell do you think you are, whisking MC away like this?!"

"Solomon? You're going out with Solomon?"

"Huh, fair enough I suppose."

"OMG! Why didn't you tell me?!"

"Loo, Belphie, isth Stholomon."

"Yes, Beel, I see..."

You face palm as you hear their tirade of questions, comments, and complaints. This is exactly what you wanted to avoid.

Quickly, to shut them all up and to make an obvious statement about your feelings for Solomon, you push past the brothers crowding the door to reach him. He smiles upon seeing you, but is taken by surprise when you suddenly grab his face and attack him with multiple kisses.

The brothers go silent as they watch in envy as that blasted sorcerer gets all those nice kisses. Solomon goes redder than anyone's ever seen before as he tries to get you to stop since you are in the presence of others. Though internally he really doesn't want you to as he loves the attention and revels in the fact that the brothers get to see how much you love him.

"Hey, hey, calm down. I'm happy to see you too! But maybe we should wait to do this when it's just us?"

You begrudgingly stop, but in return, get the privilege of seeing his flustered face cupped between your hands. For not just the brothers, but for Solomon as well, your message was received loud and clear - you love him and you're proudly going out with him.

So much for keeping your lips sealed.

[lunicho]

just saw ur post about that other guy being a headpusher (sorry idk who he is plz feel free to tell me about him hes hot as fuck) but who do you think in bonedo is a headpusher? for me its leehan and taesan and maybe sungho when he's desperate ^^'

-🐙 anon

send bnd asks to @angeltsan

HI HI it's gunil from xdinary heroes! he's a drummer in their band and they're rlly good i recommend their music and just them in general they're hilarious,, but anywayssss

THIS IS SUNGHO AND LEEHAN SO BAD !!! sungho is such a head pusher, like to me he doesn't even have to be desperate he just really loves to ruin u, he loves to test ur limits and figure out how much u can really take so he's not that rough with pushing your head down but he'll definitely do it,, either that or he'll lift his hips up to get his cock farther down ur throat. he loves to see the tears prick at the corners of your eyes and he loves seeing how tight u squeeze ur eyes shut as u try to take more. leehan on the other hand is so cocky about it, talking about how he knows u can take more,, he's like "i've seen u take more than that, i know you can,, need my help?" and he'll grab a handful of ur hair and push u further on his length, he loves when u get all messy with it too like it turns him on so much.

[frankthesnek]

Okay but what if....

Homelander goes home with Deep for Christmas and experiences his first real Christmas with an actual family.

Deep is such a derpy guy, you know his family would have tacky Christmas traditions. Deep so embaressed like, "Guys, this is the Homelander. Please just be cool." His family intentionally embaressing him as much as possible. Meanwhile, Homelander is just giddy and over the moon with all the domestic fluff of everything.

The whole thing would be like some cheesy Hallmark movie.

[bluedotjpeg]

"Hey can Scratch hang out with you in the cube for a bit? I worry he's gonna get hurt now that it's starting to get more dangerous around camp."<< lying, just wants to let him pet a dog again

[octoooo]

First thing I wake up and do is post sabigiyuu

Giyuu has misophonia. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES!

For those who don’t know, it sucks lmao. It’s when a person has a strong emotional reaction to specific sounds (like a fight-or-flight response). Imagine someone clicking a pen repeatedly. For the average person it’s either mildly annoying or it’s tuned out as background noise. For someone w/ misophonia though, it grates on your soul; makes you wanna rip your hair out, scream, cry, run away and jump out of your skin all at once.

Anyway back to my hc; This would probably make more sense to project onto Zenitsu or Tengen because of their expert hearing (& I’d like to say Zen suffers from miso too) but Giyuu is The Guy™️. it’s so easy to slap a label on him and for it to Fit. Y’know ?

He’s like a doll you can dress up and give various hairstyles to. A fresh cut of clay that can be shaped into anything your heart desires.

Sabito too honestly, they’re a set pair. I can’t sculpt giyuu while ignoring Sabito. Anyway I hc Sabito as a noisy eater (not messy like giyuu just loud) but when he learns that it’s a trigger sound for Giyuu he starts working on it.

He finds out about Giyuu’s misophonia early on in their relationship since they’re always together

Giyuu isn’t a fan of group dinners because most don’t know and the sounds just get to him. Sabito is quick to point out anyone’s loud & annoying habits

He’s just,,,so quick to defend Giyuu & Giyuu would do the same for Sabito if not more (they’re so in love I can’t)

This could work in either modern or canon (Sabito lives) au

[rodolfoparras]

Dude you got me fucked up with that fwb Price thing like aurh

The yearning or whatever n it's like

Shit

Idk man I gotta sit and think or else I might start walking up the wall

You portrayed Price's feelings so well I felt in my soul

-🐙

I’m glad you enjoyed it sugar cube! It was a very spontaneous post but I wanted to share it bc I feel like price 100% would develop feelings for a close friend unknowingly even though I have a one sided beef with Nik he’s very much one of the people price could actually develop feelings for and that the sex between you two would just happen it wouldn’t be an agreement just something that felt right whenever it did happened

but what would be the most interesting thing is watching him realize his feelings because one day after your typical hang outs you’re telling him you’re going on a date ? He’s in the middle of eating the food you made for him when he suddenly feeezes before he swallows down the bite along with his pride and musters up an of course and he wants to apologize for interrupting a date night - date even the word is hard to get out but you’re like no need to apologize I promised we’d hang out right? And once again he’s speechless because is that what this is? Hang outs ? I mean to a certain extant yeah friends eat dinner together and watch games but they certainly don’t have sex He doesn’t really register the rest of your words as you get ready for whenever you’re going, first time in a while he didn’t feel at home in your place wanted to go to his own room and crawl up in his own bed and sleep this dreadful feeling away maybe even drink until he passes out but you won’t let him go home promising you’ll be home by 1am and you can have breakfast in the morning like you always do when he stays over

He doesn’t mention that the breakfast comes after sex and that this specific night you’re going on a date and it doesn’t feel right laying in your bed if feels like something a date would do but he’s just a friend?

[thegnomelord]

GNOME YOU ASSHOLE (I say as if I didn't go out of my way to read it instead of just ignoring it)

THE STORY IS SO GOOD BUT???? My heart is as braked as shit bro like there is no salvaging this.

Like usually personally when I come across angst I like to think of a way where they could still have a somewhat happy/hopeful ending

I'm tearing my hair out trying to think of one

I'm gonna go bald

-🐙

XD

I'm in a good mood from traumatizing all of y'all so in an attempt to save your hair: there is one good outcome — Price becomes an Eldrich creature too.

I kinda implied that the reader wasn't always what they are now, once they were just an animal that escaped death's sight and grew to become an Eldrich abomination by eating other souls. With Price's body now guarded by Reader and his soul claimed by them, he would basically end up consuming souls passively/without noticing and in a couple millennia wake up as an infant god.

And that Reader might come to collect the rest of his boys when they die too to do the same since they're his hoard and reader wants to protect what remains of him.

Whether the existence as an Eldrich monstrosity is better than death itself is up for question.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

I’d LOVE to see any of your lyrics but…. calamari Inkantation pls? 🥺 👉👈

Ok once again... THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST, ANON 💖💖💖💖💖 I've been writing lyrics for Splatoon songs sonce literally 2016, it's only just recently that I've wanted to turn it into a larger project and record the lyrics I've made to make covers! Now then, Calamari Inkantation is one that I finished recently and it was actually a rather challenging one for me. While I'm not sure if I'm 100% satisfied with it and I may rework things here and there, it has a lot that I really like! Without further ado, below the cut here is my lyrics for Calamari Inkantation uwu

Can

You feel

It now

The rhythm of the sea

In you

Channeling through our song

We drum

The beat

Our voices give our blessing

And our hearts beat as one to the old Calamari Inkantation

Born of the foam

We rose, we rose

The might of the sea flows deep within our ink

And until the day that the ocean reclaims her children

On this holy land we reign, reign, reign

Now

When we

Unite

And harmonize

The sea takes hold

We feel it in our soul

We crash, we sway

We ebb and flow like the waves and we move here as one, giving honor to our old mother, so

Can

You feel

It now

The rhythm of the sea

In you

Channeling through our song

We drum

The beat

Our voices give our blessing

And our hearts beat as one to the old Calamari Inkantation

[haven-1307]

Simon Riley never finishes first, he makes it a personal goal to work as many orgasms out of you before his cock is even out his pants. Your pleasure is his pleasure.

[noxitsnox]

Sanji writes songs about how much he loves and cherish Zoro. Zoro writes songs about how he wants to get Sanji pregnant.

[petit-papillion]

Cover art by Giovanni P. Timpano

📸 Scuderia Ferrari

[frankthesnek]

Homelander and Deep cuddled up on the couch with Deep using his cape as a blanket.

Would this ever happen? No. But its cute as hell to think about!

[lieutenantselnia]

2 things that have absolutely nothing to do with each other, but are kinda related to this blog, and that have been on my mind recently:

I'd love to make some kind of small custom merch some day, either of just my f/os or actually my self ships. Like stickers or a pin, maybe even a small keychain. Even if it was just for myself (bc idk if anyone else would even be interested in it, especially when it's including not just the canon character but my s/i as well), but I think it would be cute <3

What if I made a Davy x Selena x Maccus crack ship? For no particular reason other than silliness