#🎾 anon

[starfxkrinc]

I just wanna be perpetually naked around Barry’s trailer.. 🙁 -🎾

you're naked cause you owe him money so he hid your clothes. now you're just kinda the free use slut around the trailer

[disventurecamptakes]

this derek and kristal plotline feels really out of the blue and i don’t get why the writers felt the need to have another love triangle (if the jake, tom, and aiden plot counts as a love triangle) in the same season. I wont argue with anyone that ships kriserek, but it felt really random.

(Can i be 🎾anon if it isnt taken?)

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[osckinfessions]

As a tennisball fickin, listening to Crafting our friendship oddly makes me a little sad,,, makes me miss golfball alot ╥⁠﹏⁠╥

Also I have a grudge against nickel after that latest bfdia episode (I am a lost sopping wet dog in the rain who wants a friend to stick with, how dare you reject me.....)

-🎾

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[peppermintmochafem]

I literally shivered with pleasure thinking about being trained to be your painslut. The idea of being taught to love pain from you and to crave it is just… fuck please make into what you want me to be I need to learn how to be so good for you.

I’m sorry I asked such a stupid question mommy, I feel bad for wasting your time with it especially when I shouldn’t be having thoughts at all :(

I think I’d be crying for all those reasons put together. Plus I would feel so honored that you’re spending your time hurting me until I’m a crying mess, reinforcing how much I love taking pain for you so that I only like it even more the next time. Your generosity might make me cry too, plus me feeling so cared for.

I’m really so in love with the idea of being made into your painslut, something about that idea of being trained just makes me so fucking feral I can’t think. Which is perfect to get me in the mindset of a dumb puppy

- 🎾

it would be soo easy to train you to be a painslut for me sweetheart 🥺 the more you had to beg me to hurt you and the more often you had to tell me how good it felt, the sooner you would start to love it <3 only letting you cum when I am hurting you and keeping you denied when I wasn't would turn into you begging to be hurt so you would be allowed to finish. and that would eventually then into you begging to be hurt so you could get off <3

[mango-bango-bby]

Mango 🩵 I HAVE MISSED YOU 🥹

-🎾

Hi love!! I missed you too!!

[kisses4kaia]

And if request Art and Patrick threesome during a camping trip then i’m the issue

anon!! how dare you ?!??!! unacceptable—thank u for 1.7k🫂. (fwb!patrick, fwb!art, handjob, etc. mdni.)

summer was always a haze with the three of you. spending each night in a stuffy motel as you traveled vast distances for tournaments, leisure, or whatever needed tending to, got tiring—fast.

with school out of the way, you made the most of your free hours with your two best friends. but now, after two months of back-to-back games on a multitude of continents, you were all in need of a break. and according to patrick, a forest camping trip was as good as any—sexier, too, whatever that meant.

the roadtrip was an endeavor of its own, patrick’s jeep he’d gotten for his 17th birthday 3 years ago transporting the trio of you out of the suburbs of town into the outskirted woods.

and well, you may or may not have been intentional when letting them make out with you, grope, pet, and bite the whole way to the wooded mountains outside of town. however, their greedy hands were always stopped just above the golden crest of your belt. annoyingly, you’d push them off of you and hop into the passenger seat, leaving them hard and frustrated. “c’mon,” patrick groaned your name. “what’s going on, man?” he’d beg, but you’d only shrug. “just not feeling it right now, that’s all.”

but finally, when the sky was making its daily transition from enlightened to dusk, the jeep was parked in a clearing within the forest and the back was opened up. the seats were pushed down to allow for all of your car-camping gear to be set up: a thin mattress laying down the floor, pillows, throw blankets, chargers and other necessities all strewn about the stuffy car.

and after dinner (leftover wingstop from the drive), the three of you retired to your pillows, the boys’ bodies on either side of you, legs tangled in with yours.

finding serenity in the warmth of the blankets and pillows and man-sized cuddles sandwiching you, plus the owl’s call and nearly audible twinkling of the stars in un-light-polluted night sky, you found yourself latching onto a dream of a US open trophy. but, all your hopes were cut short by a soft pair of lips sticking onto your neck, sucking on your jugular.

another mouth found its way onto your wrist, kissing up your arm til it found your shoulder, at which it then moved from the blade to your shut eyelids, finally to nipping at your earlobe. you knew that had to be patrick, him never being one to stay put in one place for long.

art was needier, kisses on your neck intensifying as his middle grinded up against your thigh, whimpers leaking through desperate nips and wet pecks. “please, can you touch me?” art whispered in your ear, and you found your hand gravitating towards his waistband. “‘course, baby.”

“thank you, thanks so much,” art muttered as he felt your hand wrap around the base of his cock, starting slow as you began to pump and then sliding up to circle your thumb around the achy weep of his tip. patrick whined, feeling slightly neglected as he indulged in the lovely sounds you were pulling from his blonde friend. you were quick to move your hand from art’s hair to patrick’s need, sliding past the confines of his sweats and boxers.

you stroked them both with equal vigor, speeding up and slowing down at the same time for both boys. you knew what you were doing, and so did they. somehow, the synchrony, the knowing that the two best friends were feeling equally as good together, everything, made it so much hotter, and that much more erotic.

the best friends locked eyes with each other, nodding with that look in their eye. there was a mutual understanding between the two mindless, whimpering, males, and all it took was an unspoken three, two, one… and they were spilling their loads into their boxers and onto your hands with obscenely loud, lost in the night moans.

pulling both your arms out of the pants of your best friends, you licked both clean before sliding under the thin fleece throw blanket barely covering half of each of the boys’s bodies. “night night.” you bid sweetly, as if you hadn’t just given the pair the strongest orgasm they’d experienced in a long time.

“yeah, night, baby.” “goodnight.”

[saintzweig]

I neeeed patrick with a girl who matches his freak completely, like im talking exact same personality exact same sex drive everything, however, she’s like. extremely short. like im talking teeny tiny barely 5’0 and she looks totally normal but you get a sip of alcohol into that girl and you’d think patrick zweig got a boob job bc holy shit she’ll fuck anyone that moves but also she’s like.. scary smart and honestly kinda reserved in daily life but the second the sun goes down she’s like a gremlin

also. I’m imagining tashi here being the reasonable one and having to deal with both of them being bratty drunk assholes most of the time (arts just, watching & giggling bc he’s such a sweetie pie and would never be this much of a trashy mess) - 🎾

reader and patrick being infamous in their friend group for being messy at parties, they can't help that they're the life of the party!!! all four of you became close friends during your first year of college despite looking like you have different personalities– tashi's the high achiever, art's the soft hearted tennis player, patrick is the cocky man whore obviously and you're a model student, a teacher's pet. but behind closed doors, the four of you have a lot of fun– especially you and patrick. you look like the two opposite ends of the college student spectrum, he likes to make fun of you too for your personality and your height so fights happen often. but with a little bit of alcohol or weed, you're immediately all over each other.

tashi desperately wants to put the both of you in a leash because the second you walk into a party, you're gone. probably in someone's bedroom with a bottle of tequila and your clothes on the floor.

the two of you fighting for dominance, too prideful to submit to the other. it's absolutely messy– saliva and sweat everywhere and honestly, it looks painful the way you're pushing each other up against everything and clawing at each other's skin but all you care about is pleasure and fun. that's what you two give each other.

you've tried every position imaginable, every single way to pleasure someone but as soon as you're sober, you act like patrick has never touched or been inside you at all. like you two were just perfectly platonic, normal friends.

fine line between genius and insanity, 🎾 anon you are a freak!!!!! i love it!!!!

[2frosty4you]

Hi! I wasn't sure if your doing requests right now so I'm so sorry if you aren't, feel free to ignore. I was wondering if you could write a fluffy headcanon list/mini story about how the mercs would react to a teen reader who's super shy and skittish gifting them trinkets they have made out of clay?

Hope this made sense! English is not my native language. Thank you so much.

-🎾

Mercs reacting to skittish teen!reader giving them clay trinkets [PLATONIC]

| All mercs & Skittish TEEN!reader | 945 words | masterlist | request-box |

AW saw this in my inbox and had to do it cause i also love making things out of clay <3

Ty for the request 🎾anon!!

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Scout:

He's never been close with you, since you're always hanging around engineer and heavy more.

He kinda notices how its like you avoid him, he just wants a friend

But if you were to walk up to him and shakily place a small clay trophy with a baseball bat peaking from inside of it he'd be elated.

I'd say he's jumping for joy, and is probably crying when you hand it to him because he had just lost the team the match few hours before.

Would shove it into the other mercs faces, pointing at it laughing that they're not cool enough to have gotten a trophy.

Keeps it on his window sill next to a photo of him and his ma.

Soldier:

(Skittish kid vs Loud USA citizen who would win)

Jokes, but soldier wouldn't get along too well with you if you're always hiding away from him and keeping lengths away.

But when you and pyro were hanging out, you had found clay heavy had brought you and were just laying on the floor of pyro's room making little clay figures.

And you had made this poor looking eagle, with a misshapen American flag on it.

And when you offered it to soldier he was ecstatic, and by ecstatic I mean holding it up to the sky laughing in pride.

Even if the eagle looks like a fat dove he loves it, (USA! USA! USA!)

Keeps it in one of his pockets

Pyro:

Pyro gets along with you, they're a tad strange but easy to hang around

Since pyro loves to do crafts I expect them to already have made many things for you.

But when you gift them a clay Balloonicorn they cry

cradling it in their hands and sobbing.

They'd place it down carefully and then hug you, like bone crushing type hug.

Would try and make something for you as well

Engineer:

He's like your dad, and through your shyness you've stuck to him.

He's an engineer (duh) so he's probably made some things to just make your life easier

He lets you stay in his workshop if the rest of the team overwhelm you.

One day he came back from a losing battle he looked down at his work desk to see a small shotty looking sentry figure, clearly made out of clay and handpainted. A little poorly, as it looked like it was constantly painted over and fixed up.

But he loves it, keeps it on a newly built shelf so it doesn't get damaged.

He's a proud father

Heavy:

You hand him a small Sasha made out of clay and he doesn't know what to do.

He'll chuckle and pat you on the back, thanking you saying you did a great job.

You already were about to nervously dart away when he didn't respond for a while.

He keeps it safe, making sure no one touches it. Like it was the real Sasha.

Second proud father

Demoman:

Stopped drinking too much when you came to the base, to make you feel a bit more comfortable.

He doesn't let you in his workspace because he doesn't want you to get hurt by any explosives or harsh chemicals. (heavy would kill him if that happened)

You make him this small eyelander out of clay, it wasn't the right colour and its a little misshapen but its the thought that counts.

If the eyelander mentions anything wrong with it, he's locking it away again

Sniper:

He doesn't like kids, doesn't matter if you're a teen, scout is enough to make him feel like he's 30+ (even if sniper is the youngest merc)

You are shy, and like to hang around outside under some trees to get away from scout

And near there is where he likes to practice his aiming, and where his perch is

Few weeks later, he comes up to his perch to go on lookout, and at the bottom of the ladder is an owl figure.

He'd be confused, but could see you peaking from around a tree.

Keeps it in his van, on the dashboard stuck down with superglue.

Medic:

He's a little too unhinged for you

But you like his birds so you hang around just to watch them/hang out with them.

He'd show you each bird, joyful when he can show off his pets and second in command.

Medic would be holding like 3+ small dove clay trinkets which you placed into his hands and skidded off, cooing at them as he would show them all to the actual birds.

Archimedes would try to eat one

Shows them to heavy with pride

Keeps them in his office, constantly batting Archimedes away while he tries to eat them.

Spy:

He doesn't like you

And you never see him so its hard if you're going to make anything for him

He doesn't like teenagers, and with your skittish nature you're always already across the room when someone other than Heavy, Engineer or Demoman is trying to talk with you.

When he notices the other mercs with these clay trinkets he snobbishly dismisses it, saying the maker clearly was a child.

And when he gets into his smoker room there is a little clay trinket on his mantel place, a spy crab.

Wouldn't admit it to anyone but it's stayed there since it was put there and he cannot fathom to remove it.

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Tag List: @therobloxmafia Posted 31.05.2024

[phightinghottakes]

WAIT I GOT ONE!!!!

i’ve probably talked about this before but there HAS to be a way to implement a party system and frankly with a game like phighting it’s a little silly that it doesn’t have one yet

me and some friends were talking abt it in a server and we thought an easy way to do it in a way that would make it so everyone can join a server would be like. a spectator mode. you have people in your party waiting to join? they can watch through spectator mode until someone leaves

alternatively, if your party is larger than 4, zuka would be like. “since you have so many people with you, so i’ll bring you to your own spot” and a server will open up with that party and others can join after to make it easy for everyone to join at the same time

anyways i dont actually know anything abt game design but trying to play in opens with 3 people (or god forbid more) is actually hell so there has to be a way to fix that

-👁️🎾

You cooked with that one. I love the Zuka bit!

Although I think the party thing should come after we get balanced servers (e. c. no 300+ level player in the same lobby as a newbie), cause otherwise you might just get a party of like 4 absolute beasts destroying a bunch of newgens

[phightingheadcanons]

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[traumatrios]

art donaldson lovesss sloppy kisses fs

OMG did you see him in that hotel scene?? mr donaldson was EATING tashi’s neck

if there’s one thing art is gonna do, it’s go for your neck. he’ll nip at it with his teeth in those hazy mornings where you wake up in his dorm. and he’ll suck dark bruises on it when you try to finish homework.

his nose prods at the dip in your collarbone whenever he starts working his lips on your jugular and his hands roam around your body for the perfect spot to squeeze. your waist, your tits, the plush of your thighs. art likes to slide his palms up and down your back because of the trial of goosebumps his touch leaves.

when he actually makes it back to your lips, it’s the wettest thing ever. i just KNOW that man is drooling like a dog whenever yall make out. combined spit is being passed between your mouths and spreads on your lips and chin. his tongue is ALL IN!!!

but yeah, art donaldson is totally the king of sloppy kisses.

[starfxkrinc]

Sarah is so cute like in the first episode when she’s fighting off birds to save mice 😭 let me kiss u bae PLEASEE I can treat you better than a straight man 🙏-🎾

THATS MY BABY GIRLLLLL like please someone let me at her

[disventurecamptakes]

Tennis ball anon here, just saying that Emily take was submitted before it was revealed she was in the infirmary 😭

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[mango-bango-bby]

MANGO I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!! HRU???

🎾-anon💗💗💗

I missed you too 🥺🥺!! I’ve been doing pretty well, I’ve been trying to relax and bit lately. I hope that you’ve been doing well!!

[kisses4kaia]

i just want to suck art and patrick’s dick at the same time ssorrh i don’t even know how that would work but id figure it out

ugh i love when you guys

because it’d be soo messy shut up. like having both the boys lean against the headboard of your hotel room’s queen bed, fingers interlocked as you lay atop both of their thighs. pumping patrick’s cock whilst your tongue swirled and spit on art’s, sliding your mouth up and down the side length of cock whilst massaging art’s saliva-smeared balls.

eventually, they’re both close, so you bring their cocks together at the tip, pressing them together until they’re red and purple and squirming and sweating. you, with some effort, manage both of their tips into your mouth at the same time, the conjoined pleasure pushing both of them so close to the edge it’s nearly unbearable.

“can we come? please, baby we wanna come so bad, right, patrick?” art turns to look at his best friends face, but his eyes are rolled back and his brows are twisting in the middle, mind too far indulged in the pleasure. “patrick,” art nudges him in the arm, squeezing his hand as if to say ‘you still there?’ and when the brunette’s eyes open to land on art’s face, he doesn’t say anything before he’s locking lips with him.

through the disgusting sucking and slobbering on the boys’ cocks and hips, you hear art groaning into his best friend’s mouth. “please,” you think you hear him mutter, hips bucking, and although his focus is on patrick right now, you know he’s talking to you.

the sight was one that enthralled you with heat, and you needed to see it elevate that much further, hear their noises gasp into the others mouth whilst you sucked them to completion. “be good and cum for me.” you whispered, and with patrick’s balls in your mouth and his tip pressed to art’s, he came in 5 seconds flat. art, too.

😙🥰🤞👍!!!!

[saintzweig]

ok we’re getting sappy and soft for a second bc I wanna know your thoughts on patrick or art or both and how they’d do with a partner who struggles from chronic pain, bc I have chronic migraines and i feel like both of them would be so tender and delicate and nice when you’re in a flare up and I’m just. I’m sappy tonight mars!! - 🎾

i hope you feel better soon :( migraines suck ass so i hope this makes you feel better even a little bit !!!

art definitely would drop everything to help make you feel better. he'd cancel plans for an entire day so he can stay at home and take care of you. doing all chores so you wouldn't have to, he'd cook your comfort food and get you medicine. he'd lay in bed with you and let you lay your head on his chest. he'd kiss you on the forehead while his hand is on your back, stroking your skin gently. he'd hum you to sleep and you'd doze off feeling the vibration on his chest. then you'd wake up alone with a warm/cold cloth on your forehead, the lights off and a bottle of water on your bedside. while he's in the kitchen making dinner. he'd schedule appointments for you, make sure you sleep enough and he'd do yoga with you as well :) art is already a gentle person in general but he hates seeing you in pain and it just turns him into the softest, most caring person.

patrick wouldn't take it seriously at first, i think. until he sees how much pain your in and starts to panic, he's not really good at taking care of sick people and you had to reassure him you're not dying, you just need to rest. he'd disappear for a while and come home with a bag filled with different medications because he doesn't know which one would help, and a bag with takeout– soup, because he's not a good cook. over time he learned how to make things easier, he'd do chores and clean his mess so it doesn't stress you out or anything, he'd switch all light bulbs in your apartment to warm ones to soothe you and make sure not to be so loud, especially with putting things down or closing doors. he'd sit at the end of the bed while you lay down, your feet on his lap as he massages you. whenever you're at an event, he'd be by your side all the time because he's worried something will trigger your migraine and he wants to be there for you. definitely a lot different from his former self who's usually careless which he learned not to be for and with you.