#🎾 anon

[ii-confusing-confessions]

when i was a young kid i was old and i loved inanimate sanitation

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[starfxkrinc]

I just wanna be perpetually naked around Barry’s trailer.. 🙁 -🎾

you're naked cause you owe him money so he hid your clothes. now you're just kinda the free use slut around the trailer

[disventurecamptakes]

this derek and kristal plotline feels really out of the blue and i don’t get why the writers felt the need to have another love triangle (if the jake, tom, and aiden plot counts as a love triangle) in the same season. I wont argue with anyone that ships kriserek, but it felt really random.

(Can i be 🎾anon if it isnt taken?)

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[madamejadex]

Reading your posts gave me the confidence to open up to my girlfriend about my mommy domme kink!

We acted on it tonight and she says it was something she also really enjoyed and would like to try again sometime 🥰

Thank you so much for writing so many amazing fantasies that I just HAD to confess to her so I can make some of them a reality

- 🎾 (24, They/Them)

Oh, I love this so much, dear. And I’m so very happy I could help you gather the confidence to open up about your desire to your girlfriend. You have no idea how proud I am of you. Truly.

Thank you for sharing how well it turned out. It means more than you know.

And yes, that little tennis ball? It’s all yours now. A sweet little token, just for you. 🤍 Please don’t hesitate to let me know what else delicious things you might pick up. I love knowing my texts can help.

xo Miss Jade

[formula-ghost]

I really don’t want to be someone who is too happy to jump at the moment jack messes up or has a moment but jeez, that move was terrible. I don’t think it’s conclusive on whether or not he’s a bad driver but it looked like he drove into Gabi. I might be blinded by my own bias though!!

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As a certified Gabriel Bortoleto enjoyer, I am definitely biased, and I was screaming at my computer when I saw that. Just sloppy racing imo, but he is a rookie who was going through it at the back of the grid, but who knows :/

[theblueboyscout]

Awh Tim is planning on proposing to Kon

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I know, I can’t believe it :’)

But shhh! We don’t want to ruin the surprise ❤️

[osckinfessions]

As a tennisball fickin, listening to Crafting our friendship oddly makes me a little sad,,, makes me miss golfball alot ╥⁠﹏⁠╥

Also I have a grudge against nickel after that latest bfdia episode (I am a lost sopping wet dog in the rain who wants a friend to stick with, how dare you reject me.....)

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[mango-bango-bby]

Mango 🩵 I HAVE MISSED YOU 🥹

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Hi love!! I missed you too!!

[kisses4kaia]

And if request Art and Patrick threesome during a camping trip then i’m the issue

anon!! how dare you ?!??!! unacceptable—thank u for 1.7k🫂. (fwb!patrick, fwb!art, handjob, etc. mdni.)

summer was always a haze with the three of you. spending each night in a stuffy motel as you traveled vast distances for tournaments, leisure, or whatever needed tending to, got tiring—fast.

with school out of the way, you made the most of your free hours with your two best friends. but now, after two months of back-to-back games on a multitude of continents, you were all in need of a break. and according to patrick, a forest camping trip was as good as any—sexier, too, whatever that meant.

the roadtrip was an endeavor of its own, patrick’s jeep he’d gotten for his 17th birthday 3 years ago transporting the trio of you out of the suburbs of town into the outskirted woods.

and well, you may or may not have been intentional when letting them make out with you, grope, pet, and bite the whole way to the wooded mountains outside of town. however, their greedy hands were always stopped just above the golden crest of your belt. annoyingly, you’d push them off of you and hop into the passenger seat, leaving them hard and frustrated. “c’mon,” patrick groaned your name. “what’s going on, man?” he’d beg, but you’d only shrug. “just not feeling it right now, that’s all.”

but finally, when the sky was making its daily transition from enlightened to dusk, the jeep was parked in a clearing within the forest and the back was opened up. the seats were pushed down to allow for all of your car-camping gear to be set up: a thin mattress laying down the floor, pillows, throw blankets, chargers and other necessities all strewn about the stuffy car.

and after dinner (leftover wingstop from the drive), the three of you retired to your pillows, the boys’ bodies on either side of you, legs tangled in with yours.

finding serenity in the warmth of the blankets and pillows and man-sized cuddles sandwiching you, plus the owl’s call and nearly audible twinkling of the stars in un-light-polluted night sky, you found yourself latching onto a dream of a US open trophy. but, all your hopes were cut short by a soft pair of lips sticking onto your neck, sucking on your jugular.

another mouth found its way onto your wrist, kissing up your arm til it found your shoulder, at which it then moved from the blade to your shut eyelids, finally to nipping at your earlobe. you knew that had to be patrick, him never being one to stay put in one place for long.

art was needier, kisses on your neck intensifying as his middle grinded up against your thigh, whimpers leaking through desperate nips and wet pecks. “please, can you touch me?” art whispered in your ear, and you found your hand gravitating towards his waistband. “‘course, baby.”

“thank you, thanks so much,” art muttered as he felt your hand wrap around the base of his cock, starting slow as you began to pump and then sliding up to circle your thumb around the achy weep of his tip. patrick whined, feeling slightly neglected as he indulged in the lovely sounds you were pulling from his blonde friend. you were quick to move your hand from art’s hair to patrick’s need, sliding past the confines of his sweats and boxers.

you stroked them both with equal vigor, speeding up and slowing down at the same time for both boys. you knew what you were doing, and so did they. somehow, the synchrony, the knowing that the two best friends were feeling equally as good together, everything, made it so much hotter, and that much more erotic.

the best friends locked eyes with each other, nodding with that look in their eye. there was a mutual understanding between the two mindless, whimpering, males, and all it took was an unspoken three, two, one… and they were spilling their loads into their boxers and onto your hands with obscenely loud, lost in the night moans.

pulling both your arms out of the pants of your best friends, you licked both clean before sliding under the thin fleece throw blanket barely covering half of each of the boys’s bodies. “night night.” you bid sweetly, as if you hadn’t just given the pair the strongest orgasm they’d experienced in a long time.

“yeah, night, baby.” “goodnight.”

[saintzweig]

I neeeed patrick with a girl who matches his freak completely, like im talking exact same personality exact same sex drive everything, however, she’s like. extremely short. like im talking teeny tiny barely 5’0 and she looks totally normal but you get a sip of alcohol into that girl and you’d think patrick zweig got a boob job bc holy shit she’ll fuck anyone that moves but also she’s like.. scary smart and honestly kinda reserved in daily life but the second the sun goes down she’s like a gremlin

also. I’m imagining tashi here being the reasonable one and having to deal with both of them being bratty drunk assholes most of the time (arts just, watching & giggling bc he’s such a sweetie pie and would never be this much of a trashy mess) - 🎾

reader and patrick being infamous in their friend group for being messy at parties, they can't help that they're the life of the party!!! all four of you became close friends during your first year of college despite looking like you have different personalities– tashi's the high achiever, art's the soft hearted tennis player, patrick is the cocky man whore obviously and you're a model student, a teacher's pet. but behind closed doors, the four of you have a lot of fun– especially you and patrick. you look like the two opposite ends of the college student spectrum, he likes to make fun of you too for your personality and your height so fights happen often. but with a little bit of alcohol or weed, you're immediately all over each other.

tashi desperately wants to put the both of you in a leash because the second you walk into a party, you're gone. probably in someone's bedroom with a bottle of tequila and your clothes on the floor.

the two of you fighting for dominance, too prideful to submit to the other. it's absolutely messy– saliva and sweat everywhere and honestly, it looks painful the way you're pushing each other up against everything and clawing at each other's skin but all you care about is pleasure and fun. that's what you two give each other.

you've tried every position imaginable, every single way to pleasure someone but as soon as you're sober, you act like patrick has never touched or been inside you at all. like you two were just perfectly platonic, normal friends.

fine line between genius and insanity, 🎾 anon you are a freak!!!!! i love it!!!!

[ii-confusing-confessions]

mepfonw said tap and hold to build a bridge

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[starfxkrinc]

Sarah is so cute like in the first episode when she’s fighting off birds to save mice 😭 let me kiss u bae PLEASEE I can treat you better than a straight man 🙏-🎾

THATS MY BABY GIRLLLLL like please someone let me at her

[disventurecamptakes]

Tennis ball anon here, just saying that Emily take was submitted before it was revealed she was in the infirmary 😭

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[dandysworldhcs]

i think not only is astro afraid of photos but he also just straight up shows upreally. weird in them

either something is partially covering his face, it distorts in a weird way, or he looks creepy.... depending on the situation other things can happen . he has no idea why it happens but he is pretty glad considering how much he hates photography anyways

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how did they take the toon handler photos

[formula-ghost]

I’m the anon who sent an ask abt Jack. I’ll claim an emoji (🎾) in case anyone wants to @ me if I say something they want to agree or disagree with.

I agree with everything you said. Let’s take away the fans because people will always talk and say anything they want. I also can’t relate and connect with Jack. It’s not really his fault, you can’t choose who your dad is and who your dad’s friends are. I think I’d choose to have nepotism too because it’d increase my chances for f1. I just can’t like the guy and it’s totally fine if anyone else does.

He definitely knows what he’s getting into by going with Alpine and Flavio. So idgaf when people feel bad for him bc of his contract. You knew what you were getting into signing with alpine, a team known to have issues with their drivers and flavio, that evil man. You also know what you’re getting into by chasing a sport that has only 20 seats. It’s going to get competitive and people are going to start rumors and put pressure on you. It’s no different from any other driver, Franco included. So I don’t sympathize with him, it’ll suck for him but at the end of the day, I also do relate more to Franco.

He’s much more likable and for a lot of fans, he’s worked hard much much harder than a lot of drivers to get to where he is and for many fans, that’s relatable. People will always like drivers who are funnier, nicer, and more relatable. Franco’s liked for his lack of media training. Im also sleepy so this is all unorganized and I probably said a few things that might ruffle some feathers so I apologize in advance

Hi 🎾 anon! I definitely welcome back and forth discussion, but let’s all keep it respectful (you totally were, I just say that for anyone who may want to @ you).

I agree with everything you said, especially about Franco being more charismatic. I’m not saying that all drivers have to be comedians, but I feel like Franco just has a more inviting vibe and is more interesting compared to Jack. Even amongst the other rookies, for example I like Isack over Jack because Isack is awkward in the same way as Jack but he makes it endearing (I’m thinking about the passenger princess comment in that one Redbull video).

Jack, to me, doesn’t come off as humble (nowhere near as bad as Lawson, but still). And I feel like Alpine is somewhat coddling him with not letting Franco talk to the media in Aus. On the other hand, I do appreciate that they aren’t just throwing him to the wolves, because the media and the internet are brutal places. Though I’m not a fan of him, I do acknowledge that there’s not really a way for him to win here.

[theogonize]

feel free to not post ur thoughts on this but,,,

era where cuddy and house are dating, you and wilson get together

obviously, there’s tension between wilson and house, i mean LOOK at them

cuddy intimidates you, and that turns you on a bit

house constantly hits on you as a “joke”

wilson is your loving boyfriend and you have amazing sex and one day it just comes out of the blue you want to have a foursome. wilson is kinda shy about it at first but then he gets really hard at the idea of sleeping with his boss, his bromance, and his beautiful girlfriend all at the same time

so yeah *bats eyelashes*

-🎾 anon

okay i have to answer this one first because i read tis before my lab rounds and when i tell you.... i could not focus.... at all

ohmythbdzfsj i see you read my swinger hudson post because yeah (x10)

when you meet house for the first time, he is nothing short of disrespectful. that's how any sane, normal person would feel when he commented on literally everything he could imagine. and you're boyfriend said nothing, just shook his head and sighed, almost as if he was asking you to take it. but you aren't sane, so the thought of this taller, , rugged, throbbingly self-satisfied best friend of your sweet, adoring boyfriend hitting on you. well. you thought about it longer than you'd have liked. and it wasn't just you, it was wilson too. but he chose to act like this is some unspoken thing they do, they eyefuck each other and house makes suggestive comments about him till he's basically jittery.

and after that dinner with house, when you and wilson fuck... by god, isn't it something else. the looming presence of house, the insinuated details of his fantasy, they all drive wilson to fuck like he's never before. now that house approves. now that house wants you. and maybe you can see his smug smile, as if he's there, telling wilson how to fuck you. his girlfriend. you both fall asleep, leaving room for that ghost third.

but oh! house has a girlfriend? all this time? and what does she have to say about this? you wouldn't know because you just cant hear her over her deep blouse, a bit too deep, and her sultry, sharp features. her air of authority makes you hold your breathe a little. and when she casually, oh so casually, brushes her fingers past your ass as she passes you, you look petrified. you catch her eyeing your ass, as you do hers. fuck. her and house are a hot fucking couple.

and you honestly thought wilson wouldn't have caught on? he wouldnt have notices that you're the wettest after house and cuddy spend the night? he wouldnt notice his little girlfriend has a crush on his best friend... and his girlfriend? you greedy little bitch.

after that moment of clarity, whenever you're with wilson's friends, that is cuddy and house, you feel like you're excluded out of some joke. some joke thats about you. they exchange looks and smirks and you don't know why.

poker night rolls around and cuddy seems to follow you wherever you go. she carelessly comments about your body, how pretty she finds it. god, don't be a perv. it's a normal thing women do. and she's standing so fucking close to you, almost as if she wants you to kiss her. but you wont. you're shy. she leaves with a couple beers while you stand in the kitchen and want an abyss to swallow you. house compliments you all night, in front of cuddy! infront of bosswoman who you're so jealous is his girlfriend. you four settle down on the couch. wilson and house sandwich you, each keeping their hands on your thigh. how is she so okay with this? how is wilson so okay with this? and why do you not feel outraged, rather, perversely turned on? house's hand starts creeping further and further up your leg, while he makes out with cuddy as you watch, open mouthed. wilson takes this moment to plant wet kisses and bites on your neck. you try your best to keep the noise down, but fail... a meek whimper escaping your lips. cuddy looks at you, smirks at you, from the corner of house's shoulder. wilson's finger brushes against your clothed clit. you shudder. it's all too much to bear.

and then. all is normal. the match starts, they start talking about the hospital, the tv, the beer. and they leave you out. or maybe they dont but you can't for the life of you make a sound. you dont understand what the fuck just happened. there's a smug energy about everyone in the room except you. god just a little more and you would've cum right then and there. you could almost cry. you feel more and more like their plaything, their toy. it's degrading. it's so fucking hot.