#🎾 anon ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

[saintzweig]

I neeeed patrick with a girl who matches his freak completely, like im talking exact same personality exact same sex drive everything, however, she’s like. extremely short. like im talking teeny tiny barely 5’0 and she looks totally normal but you get a sip of alcohol into that girl and you’d think patrick zweig got a boob job bc holy shit she’ll fuck anyone that moves but also she’s like.. scary smart and honestly kinda reserved in daily life but the second the sun goes down she’s like a gremlin

also. I’m imagining tashi here being the reasonable one and having to deal with both of them being bratty drunk assholes most of the time (arts just, watching & giggling bc he’s such a sweetie pie and would never be this much of a trashy mess) - 🎾

reader and patrick being infamous in their friend group for being messy at parties, they can't help that they're the life of the party!!! all four of you became close friends during your first year of college despite looking like you have different personalities– tashi's the high achiever, art's the soft hearted tennis player, patrick is the cocky man whore obviously and you're a model student, a teacher's pet. but behind closed doors, the four of you have a lot of fun– especially you and patrick. you look like the two opposite ends of the college student spectrum, he likes to make fun of you too for your personality and your height so fights happen often. but with a little bit of alcohol or weed, you're immediately all over each other.

tashi desperately wants to put the both of you in a leash because the second you walk into a party, you're gone. probably in someone's bedroom with a bottle of tequila and your clothes on the floor.

the two of you fighting for dominance, too prideful to submit to the other. it's absolutely messy– saliva and sweat everywhere and honestly, it looks painful the way you're pushing each other up against everything and clawing at each other's skin but all you care about is pleasure and fun. that's what you two give each other.

you've tried every position imaginable, every single way to pleasure someone but as soon as you're sober, you act like patrick has never touched or been inside you at all. like you two were just perfectly platonic, normal friends.

fine line between genius and insanity, 🎾 anon you are a freak!!!!! i love it!!!!

[saintzweig]

i think it's safe for me to confess that i actually am a journalism student so my ass is sat. i am sitting. YAY 🎾 ANON

COMING SOON:

all-natural: a 2016 college au patrick zweig x f!reader fic

you’re a highly determined journalism student— he’s the star of stanford men’s tennis and one of the most sought after fraternity men on campus— what happens when you discover he’s smarter than he seems, and he realizes you’re more than just your brains?

coming soon! follow for updates <3

[saintzweig]

ok we’re getting sappy and soft for a second bc I wanna know your thoughts on patrick or art or both and how they’d do with a partner who struggles from chronic pain, bc I have chronic migraines and i feel like both of them would be so tender and delicate and nice when you’re in a flare up and I’m just. I’m sappy tonight mars!! - 🎾

i hope you feel better soon :( migraines suck ass so i hope this makes you feel better even a little bit !!!

art definitely would drop everything to help make you feel better. he'd cancel plans for an entire day so he can stay at home and take care of you. doing all chores so you wouldn't have to, he'd cook your comfort food and get you medicine. he'd lay in bed with you and let you lay your head on his chest. he'd kiss you on the forehead while his hand is on your back, stroking your skin gently. he'd hum you to sleep and you'd doze off feeling the vibration on his chest. then you'd wake up alone with a warm/cold cloth on your forehead, the lights off and a bottle of water on your bedside. while he's in the kitchen making dinner. he'd schedule appointments for you, make sure you sleep enough and he'd do yoga with you as well :) art is already a gentle person in general but he hates seeing you in pain and it just turns him into the softest, most caring person.

patrick wouldn't take it seriously at first, i think. until he sees how much pain your in and starts to panic, he's not really good at taking care of sick people and you had to reassure him you're not dying, you just need to rest. he'd disappear for a while and come home with a bag filled with different medications because he doesn't know which one would help, and a bag with takeout– soup, because he's not a good cook. over time he learned how to make things easier, he'd do chores and clean his mess so it doesn't stress you out or anything, he'd switch all light bulbs in your apartment to warm ones to soothe you and make sure not to be so loud, especially with putting things down or closing doors. he'd sit at the end of the bed while you lay down, your feet on his lap as he massages you. whenever you're at an event, he'd be by your side all the time because he's worried something will trigger your migraine and he wants to be there for you. definitely a lot different from his former self who's usually careless which he learned not to be for and with you.

[saintzweig]

I’m back. are you sick of me yet. anyway!! I’ve been OBSESSED with the idea of patrick studying law, like idk that just makes so much sense and with that I propose to you: patrick on the mock trial team, or speech and debate. all of the guys on the tennis team think he’s a fucking NERD for doing it, art thinks it’s cool tho! tashi is his go to for practicing his debates before tournaments and she purposely plays devils advocate to piss him off majorly. BUTT going back to u saying reader being a like.. journalism major and working for the campus newspaper, imagine her covering a speech and debate thing and seeing patrick and being like, hm fuckin nerd, but then she goes to a tennis match the next week (bc a friend of hers is like. obsessed with art or some other guy on the team) and then she realizes that guy on the speech and debate team is on the tennis team and he’s like, actually really hot. and then that night she’s at a frat party and she’s getting pulled into a bathroom by a hot as hell guy and, surprise surprise, it’s patrick again. he writes his phone number on some university promotional flier for speech and debate in bright blue pen (using art’s back as a table) and she dies right then and there (and every weekend after when his cock is in her mouth for “stress relief”) - 🎾

(I fear I need to come out of fanfic writing retirement.)

SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONGG i thought about this hard with the very little juice left in my brain. not proofread bc its 3am ... might make the smut part a whole fic :")

you walked into the auditorium, a ‘stanford daily’ id hanging from your neck and a DSLR camera in your hands as you made your way through the sparse crowd to your assigned seat. you're in your third year of uni and elected co-editor in chief at the standford daily, so your job is mostly looking over the process and production of the weekly paper– this meant that you haven't been assigned to cover an event in a while given that you were the one assigning them. but the student who was supposed to cover this debate got sick, and no one else was available so you took it upon yourself to do the job. 

you were surprised to see tashi duncan and art donaldson a few rows in front of you, talking amongst themselves. they're well known on campus, being on the tennis team. you haven't seen or read anything about their life outside of the court, but why a debate event on a tuesday morning? were they that bored? or do they genuinely think that these events are entertaining? 

your unspoken questions were answered when the debate team was called to the stage, and there stood patrick zweig with a smug look on his face. you've never seen him in person before but he was a usual subject in the paper– being a reckless and easily agitated but damn good tennis player. now you're finding out that not only is he on the debate team, he is the captain. and a pre-law student? does this guy come from money or is he just a fucking nerd. 

you've always thought debates to be boring, even if you're a liberal arts student. but patrick zweig proved you wrong. it was mesmerizing to watch how smooth he was with his arguments, he knew the right words to say, the right points to make and the right buttons to push. he riled his opponents up but in a way that doesn't cross the line and break the rules. it was mesmerizing to watch him smirk, as if he found joy in proving others that they're wrong. you didn't even notice that you're on the edge of your seat, squeezing your thighs together. 

you brought the camera up to your face, squinting as you focused the lens on the members of the debate team. and as your camera pans over to patrick, he was already looking directly at you. smirking as he watched you falter for a moment before snapping the photo. you left in a rush as soon as the event ended, heart racing against your will. what the fuck was that? 

two weeks later, you find yourself being dragged by your best friend to a tennis game on campus. stanford versus pepperdine. the men's team are playing today and your best friend bribed you with food to get you to come with her and cheer art donaldson on. the first match started and it was a doubles, art and patrick versus two players from the opposing side. if the sight of patrick defeating his opponents in uniform got your heart racing, be prepared to see him do it in shorts. his thighs were godly and you couldn't take your eyes off it. 

you finally saw him play, seeing his personality on court that everyone was talking about. his serves were unusual but his backhands were fucking hypnotizing. the sounds of the ball being hit back and forth vibrating in your ears, your heart almost exploded when you heard how loud his grunts were as he plays. like before, you found yourself at the edge of your seat, squeezing your thighs together. 

during the break, patrick took the time to scan the crowd before his eyes landed on yours. your mouth gapes slightly open as you feel him stare into you, his lips parted and wrapped around the mouth of his water bottle, the liquid dripping down his chin. he wiped it away, sending you a wink. you don't think you've seen anyone this hot before. 

as if dragging you to a tennis game wasn't enough, you found yourself in a party at some random house that you (unwillingly) and your friend crashed. however, as soon as you walked in, she was taken out of your grasp into a bedroom by her situationship, leaving you to your own devices. you decided to grab a cup of the horribly sweet yet bitter punch in the kitchen before making your way through the house, dragging your fingertips against the wall and feeling the vibration of the music. 

you yelp as someone grasped at your arm and pulled you into the bathroom, the punch nearly spilling all over them. it was patrick, smirking down on you as he crossed his arms, flexing his biceps against the fabric of his polo shirt. “you're a journalist, right?” his voice was soft towards you, unlike the tone he used in the debate and unlike the rasp when he yelled victory during the game. 

you nod, a tinge of pink dusting your cheeks. he smiled at your appearance, you look so tiny next to him and the way you looked up at him, jesus. 

he grabbed a pen from his pocket, placing the cap between his lips as he pulled it off. he takes your arm, pants tightening as he took in the size difference of your arm against his. he chuckles lowly, scribbling his number on your arm. you only stared at him, the proximity making your core throb. “call me, yeah?” he smirks, patting your cheek gently with his large hand before exiting the bathroom. leaving you frozen and aching. 

[saintzweig]

hi mars I’m back for the second time today and I truly truly think nerdy!patrick and frat boy!patrick are the same person bc I know like… 10 frat boys off the top of my head irl who are like the smartest fucking ppl, I’m talking pre med, business students, honors students, like they’re smart as fuck and I can honestly imagine patrick not trying to show off how smart he is but like it’s hard not to enjoy the whole package: he’s smart, hot, knows how to party (and fuck) and I know that like every girl in the world would want him and like. I feel like he values a smart girl he’s not into bimbos. HOWEVER it does make his dick hard when he’s seeing a smart girl who comes to him for stress relief. like she comes to him solely to NOT think and get her brains blown out. she’s still got a 4.0 gpa but the 2-3 hours a week she’s with patrick she’s got her mind on nothing but his dick. and he calls her dumb/stupid when they’re fucking, but anytime he sees her in a normal setting there’s nothing but praise for her coming out of his mouth. idk. just a concept i had - 🎾

(I wanna use patrick as a chew toy when I’m stressed tbh)

OH DEF he's a legacy, either a business or law student, chosen by his family for him ofc. always wearing crisp shirts, slacks with a watch worth more than your life on his wrist. very nate archibald. i bet he'd smell like those really attractive clean colognes and cigarettes. he's always ahead of his studies so you never see him stressing. on friday nights, he'd be partying at some random frat house and on saturday mornings, he'd be at the country club.

you're one of the top students in your year, active in a few organizations as well. i imagine someone like rory gilmore, studying journalism and working in the campus publication. he finds it attractive that you're so intelligent and organized, but he finds it more attractive when you're under him, unable to speak coherently. nothing gets him harder than the thought of fucking you dumb and degrading you. calling you, the smartest girl on campus, a whore.

it would definitely be a friends with benefits kind of thing, you'd sneak out of your dorm and into the frat house, headed straight to his room. telling him you can't focus on studying and he'll immediately know what to do.

honestly wish i wrote this better and longer but my brain is too fried rn, you've got so many good ideas anon 😭

[saintzweig]

mars I want your thoughts on patrick being a nerd bc I know that boy is secretly smart as fuck and a whizz at bar trivia (I lost at trivia today and now I’m sad) - 🎾

PATRICK WHO'S SECRETLY A NERD!!! i love this sm

growing up in an old family-esque family, there's this responsibility of being a knowledgeable person to keep the family image high and clean. knowledgeable as in well-versed in history, politics, economics, you get the gist. he's definitely been hired tutors when he was younger and always expected to be on top of his year. which he was. until he started straying away from his family.

he didn't like flaunting that he was smart, it was only because of his parents that he was and he didn't want to give them that satisfaction. and it wasn't that he acted dumb, he acted irresponsible which made people think he doesn't have the wits.

only art knew though, that's why he was dragged to a bar one night to play trivia against you and your friend. your competitiveness annoyed the hell out of him, and triggered his nerdy side out of retirement. he was stressing, racking his brains for answers because he knows he know it. and you're sat there just laughing at how focused he was. art and patrick won that night, and for the first time in a while, he felt comfortable and satisfied with his big nerdy mind. he won that night and decided to claim his prize by asking for your number :)

[saintzweig]

🎾 here to say I totally empathize with u being stressed as fuck with school bc I’m in the same boat 😭 this is why I stand by nerdy patrick being canon bc I just know he’d simultaneously be the best and worst study partner- like I feel like that man learned about the pomodoro system and now uses that when studying with you— you guys study for like an hour and then he fucks you for like 20 minutes and it repeats, there are some occasional 5 minute breaks in there where yall just. share space and mindlessly scroll on your phones and patrick doesn’t wanna say he helped you pass all your midterms using his strategy but he def did

i think he'd definitely be the type to really focus so he can get it over with immediately, he gets quiet when the two of you study together in your dorm. his eyebrows furrowed as his eyes scan his textbooks. sometimes it motivates you because you don't wanna feel like you're falling behind, sometimes it doesn't because you'd rather be doing something else. you get distracted quite easily and everytime you whine to try and get his attention off the textbook, he only warns you with a stern voice. which doesn't help, it only makes you squirm as your pussy aches at his slightly condescending tone. seeing this effect on you, he proposes an idea. the pomodoro method. but instead of the usual 25 minutes of studying, 5 minutes break, he proposes 1 hour of studying, and 20 minutes of shoving his cock in your tight cunt. every 2 hours, a 20 minutes cuddle break. you've passed all exams since then, and you thank him. all he does is give you a kiss on the forehead and say that it was all you.

[saintzweig]

really good idea from 🎾 anon on my inbox, it's been there for days but i haven't had the time and energy to write it :") its SO SO GOOD i wanna do it justice!!!

[saintzweig]

the urge to dm you to reveal my identity bc I have so many ideas to share with u but also. I like my mystery - 🎾

leave me clues to make it more fun!!!!

[saintzweig]

dead. I’m dead. you read my mind swear to god mars!! your talent is insane i swear - 🎾

(I will be revealing my identity in your DMs soon trust bc I have more ideas)

i am at your service 🎾 anon !!!! AND ITS SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOOUU

[saintzweig]

I WANNA EXPOSE MYSELF SO BADDD - 🎾

(you’re killing me mars in a good way)

you need to come out of retirement pookie, i'd love to see how you would write about your ideas!!!! so obsessed with law student patrick i need him 2 make me feel dumb tbh

[saintzweig]

hello it’s 🎾 here to say yall like my ideas? 🥹 this is the brain of someone who wrote fanfiction in middle school, perhaps I need to come out of retirement

YES I DOOO and dw we're the same :") as someone who grew up on wattpad and ao3, it's no surprise i'm here right now. and you definitely should, you've got some wild ideas that no one else will be able to write better than you will!!!

[saintzweig]

hi frat boy!patrick anon here to say that was a wonderful way to wake up (also, idk if you do anon emojis but if you do can I be 🎾 pls)

HI i hope you liked it <33 and YES absolutely you're my first emoji anon YAYYYYY!!!