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HBO's Mind-Blowing Show You Can't Miss! 🤯

John Wilson's Hilarious Guide to Noticing Everyday Oddities in NYC You know that feeling when you're strolling down the street and suddenly you spot a dude lounging on the pavement like he's at a beach resort, right next to a taxi stand? Or when a car decides it's time for a gymnastics routine and ends up doing a flip on a sidewalk? Yeah, welcome to New York City, where everyday absurdity is a way of life. 🚗🏙️ So, there's this show called "How To With John Wilson," and let me tell you, it's like strapping on a pair of quirky goggles and diving headfirst into the randomness of the Big Apple. John Wilson, the mastermind behind the lens, has a knack for turning mundane street scenes into sidesplitting masterpieces. Seriously, it's like watching a documentary on life's B-side. Picture this: John, with a camera glued to his hand, roaming around the city that never sleeps. He's like your quirky friend who always seems to stumble upon bizarre stuff that no one else notices. It's a bit like he's on a mission to give us all a crash course in finding hilarity in everyday life. And boy, does he succeed. The show's like an instructional video on absurdity. The new season kicks off with "How to Find a Public Restroom." Classic, right? But here's the kicker: each episode spirals into a rabbit hole of unexpected connections. It's like your brain is riding a rollercoaster through John's mind. You'll start at public restrooms, but somehow end up at scented bowling balls and energy drink empires. 🎳🥤 What's his secret sauce? Wilson's narration. It's like he's talking directly to you, pulling you into his world of wackiness. One moment he's sharing his college escapades, the next he's giving you advice on how to deal with squeaky brakes. You're practically living inside his camera roll, and trust me, it's a wild ride. 🎢 And don't even get me started on New York's treasure trove of weirdness. Wilson cracks jokes about everything from the Vessel (a staircase that's like, "I'm fancy, but can't go anywhere") to Hudson Yards (the neighborhood you love to hate). It's like he's revealing the city's best-kept secrets, making you feel like a local New Yorker in on the joke. 👓🗽 But here's the kicker: it's not just about the laughs. Beneath the surface, Wilson's sharing his own quirks and stories. It's like he's inviting you into his therapy session where you're both working through awkward childhood memories and grown-up anxieties. It's a like therapy, but with more weirdos. Behind the scenes, Wilson's got a crew that hunts down quirky shots like a pack of scavengers. Imagine getting a list that's like, "Find houses that look like faces." Yeah, it messes with their heads, but hey, it's all for the art of absurdity. They're like the unsung heroes of this hilarity circus. 🤹‍♂️🏡 So, strap in and let John Wilson be your guide to NYC's bizarre underbelly. It's like discovering a new world, except it's the same world you've always known—just with a dash of extra weirdness. Whether you're a born and bred New Yorker or just someone who's dreamt of visiting, this show's like a backstage pass to the city's comedic soul. 🎟️🌆 Catch the latest season on HBO and get ready to snort-laugh your way through John Wilson's uniquely hilarious universe. Who knew the ordinary could be this extraordinary?# John Wilson's Hilarious Guide to Noticing Everyday Oddities in NYC You know that feeling when you're strolling down the street and suddenly you spot a dude lounging on the pavement like he's at a beach resort, right next to a taxi stand? Or when a car decides it's time for a gymnastics routine and ends up doing a flip on a sidewalk? Yeah, welcome to New York City, where everyday absurdity is a way of life. 🚗🏙️ So, there's this show called "How To With John Wilson," and let me tell you, it's like strapping on a pair of quirky goggles and diving headfirst into the randomness of the Big Apple. John Wilson, the mastermind behind the lens, has a knack for turning mundane street scenes into sidesplitting masterpieces. Seriously, it's like watching a documentary on life's B-side. Picture this: John, with a camera glued to his hand, roaming around the city that never sleeps. He's like your quirky friend who always seems to stumble upon bizarre stuff that no one else notices. It's a bit like he's on a mission to give us all a crash course in finding hilarity in everyday life. And boy, does he succeed. The show's like an instructional video on absurdity. The new season kicks off with "How to Find a Public Restroom." Classic, right? But here's the kicker: each episode spirals into a rabbit hole of unexpected connections. It's like your brain is riding a rollercoaster through John's mind. You'll start at public restrooms, but somehow end up at scented bowling balls and energy drink empires. 🎳🥤 What's his secret sauce? Wilson's narration. It's like he's talking directly to you, pulling you into his world of wackiness. One moment he's sharing his college escapades, the next he's giving you advice on how to deal with squeaky brakes. You're practically living inside his camera roll, and trust me, it's a wild ride. 🎢 And don't even get me started on New York's treasure trove of weirdness. Wilson cracks jokes about everything from the Vessel (a staircase that's like, "I'm fancy, but can't go anywhere") to Hudson Yards (the neighborhood you love to hate). It's like he's revealing the city's best-kept secrets, making you feel like a local New Yorker in on the joke. 👓🗽 But here's the kicker: it's not just about the laughs. Beneath the surface, Wilson's sharing his own quirks and stories. It's like he's inviting you into his therapy session where you're both working through awkward childhood memories and grown-up anxieties. It's a like therapy, but with more weirdos. Behind the scenes, Wilson's got a crew that hunts down quirky shots like a pack of scavengers. Imagine getting a list that's like, "Find houses that look like faces." Yeah, it messes with their heads, but hey, it's all for the art of absurdity. They're like the unsung heroes of this hilarity circus. 🤹‍♂️🏡 So, strap in and let John Wilson be your guide to NYC's bizarre underbelly. It's like discovering a new world, except it's the same world you've always known—just with a dash of extra weirdness. Whether you're a born and bred New Yorker or just someone who's dreamt of visiting, this show's like a backstage pass to the city's comedic soul. 🎟️🌆 Catch the latest season on HBO and get ready to snort-laugh your way through John Wilson's uniquely hilarious universe. 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"Annnd~ I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME BITCH! >D<

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I am living for the fact canon Luz is looking more like “Bad Boy” it’s so great!

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|🎳|: "Da dawg just tawlked to meh. Hh'ow the fuck iz there ra' daug talkin' to myeh!" She seemed to talk to herself in the moment right then as if searching for some logic behind it!

This was not normal at least, it shouldn't be on earth? On another boiling iseles eh..., maybe...? However, this seemed to be far from something B.B. was expecting... Being an animal lover herself this just blew her mind!

Charlie- "Hells got little to do with this human! Trust me I know! name be Charlie Charlie Barkin! An angel well former angel back where i belong human!! And now its my turn to ask who on "earth" are you?!" he said looking at the human who just randomly heard him speak and walked into him!

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|🎳|: "Pet Peeves: The Person that talks WAY TOO GOD DAMN MUCH! BRO! Like PLEASE STOP for one second! Like, lemme get a word in Dude! If I can't even get a Word in then there's a problem bro!

Nobody is try'na to hear about your life's story. Come on! If I ask you what your favorite place to eat is? Right? There's no reason you should be explaining why it's better every other place under the sun. And this and that...

Your Lore drop about how you grew up eating at this place and every single time you went... Okay! Dude! I don't need 'a know! I'm dead-ass cool off the Lore drop! Bro! I don't need 'ta hear 'rit.

Guys. I will dead-ass hear 'rabout their Entire day before I get a SINGLE THING about Mine."

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