#🍬 dealer 🍬

[yourcandydealer]

“ … “

“ what kinda candy dealer wears a full trench coat and..fedora? “

' I do '

[confessions-sm]

I used to ship Candy Dealer × Kevin (this was before all the stuff about the Dealer possibly wanting Kevin dead and him being with the cult stuff was revealed- also obviously before Streber-)

So all of this stuff with the Candy Dealer despising Kevin just makes me think..

"Wow, CD sure isn't handling the breakup well."

.

[numbuh424]

Light as a 50’s housewife? Or Light and Misa as Barbie and Ken, They honestly could be either so dealers choice on who’s who

I don't remember a ghost being handcuffed to ken in the barbie 2023 movie.......

combined this with an anon prompt for L in a ghost costume to hide his face. compromises were made so they could attend a halloween party 👻🍬 thanks for requesting!

[kevin-day-is-bi]

i just saw that halloween ask game you're doing for this month 👀👀

so trick or treat, dealers choice on ship 🥰🍬

- mel 💜

Dick absentmindedly pressed on the cut on his arm as he watched his target. The man was standing in a small office in a warehouse, talking on the phone. He didn't look happy. Dick could relate.

"Nightwing, report. Your tracker is offline."

Ah, that had been an argument and a half. Of course, if Bruce would stop sneaking tracers onto Dick's suit, Dick wouldn't have to keep ruining them. They couldn't be cheap.

"I'm on a case."

"Your tracker should be online. I need to know your location."

In the window, the man hung up the phone. He was smug now. He had never made that expression, before.

"No, you don't," Dick responded, before pulling the comm out of his ear. He glared at the device in his hand before gently tucking it away in a pocket.

The man was gone. Dick straightened. This could be a chance to place a bug in his office. Not really Dick's style, honestly. He preferred the physicality. But with any luck, he wouldn't have to get physically near the man ever again. Without fully meaning to, he pressed on his wound again.

He heard the footsteps a split second before the voice spoke.

"You're getting awfully snoopy, dick."

Dick stood from his crouch slowly, hands out and low. He turned head first, the sight of the white streak of hair still sending a wave of shock through his heart.

"Jason."

Jason had a gun aimed at his head. Not particularly surprising. Dick had been trained out of being startled by guns a long time ago, but that didn't mean he was stupid. It was still a loaded gun.

"You have ten seconds to say what you're doing here."

"I wanted to...to see you." Dick was a little unhappy to be so truthful so early. He wanted to fire a quip off, maybe some clever wordplay.

Jason cocked the gun. He wouldn't shoot Dick. Maybe.

"Why."

God, Jason looked...he looked exactly how he was supposed to. The rage that had been present in his fifteen-year-old self had looked so out of place, but now the hard line of his mouth fit him perfectly.

"I want you to-"

Come home. No. Dick didn't, really. The Manor hadn't been his home in a while, longer than it hadn't been Jason's. And what would that achieve? An argument ending in a fight ending in a trail of bodies. Dick didn't want Bruce to have Jason. He wanted to have Jason.

"I just needed to-to make sure it was..."

Jason tilted his head, looking every inch the villain that the Red Hood's file painted him out to be.

"I'm sure the old man ran a dozen tests to make sure it was me."

No, that wasn't what Dick meant. He couldn't find the words, didn't really want to find the words. Jason had sliced open Dick's arm. Dick had felt him, felt the warmth of his skin, the solidity of his body. Dick...missed that, maybe? Having Jason close again had felt like a drug, and now Dick was pretending he wasn't craving it.

He hadn't touched Jason all that much before his death. Too much teenage angst, not enough clear roads between Blüdhaven and Gotham. There was no precedent for this.

"I missed you," Dick said, aiming for honesty. As close to it as he felt capable of getting.

Jason laughed. It was a creepy sound that died too soon in the cold air.

"Last time you saw me I beat your ass. Time before that you didn't know it was me. Time before that I was fifteen. You either have a death wish or haven't gotten the message yet. Robin doesn't exist anymore." Jason's shoulders stayed low and his voice remained even. He sounded a little bored, actually. It felt like there was a hook behind Dick's ribcage, yanking him forward. He needed to be interesting. He couldn't have Jason leave again.

"The first thing," Dick said before he had really planned to say anything at all.

Jason scoffed. Dick kept going, distantly aware of the fact that he was tripping down sentences without actually knowing where he was going. "Maybe you're just really good at fighting. All my bad guys this week were too easy."

Jason's chin dropped. Dick had been rubbing the bandage on his arm against his hip without realizing it.

The gun wobbled. Jason's chest rose and fell.

"Take off your mask."

Dick blinked. This felt like a test. Slowly, he reached up and peeled the mask off. It hurt like hell, and he was left blinking in the altered light. Jason kept the gun trained on him.

"Say it again. Look at me and tell me again why you're here."

This was Dick's chance. Honesty could win. He still wasn't sure what winning meant, but whatever. He would make it work. He stared at Jason's mask and said,

"I miss you."

"What's your goal here?" Jason sounded amused, which wasn't what Dick had been aiming for at all. Annoyance and frustration mixed in his stomach.

"I don't know, okay? I just-" Dick gestured helplessly. Jason's face, half amused and half blank, was no help. "I want...I want you..."

He had nothing else.

Jason's face was doing something complicated. His mouth couldn't seem to agree with what his forehead wanted to do.

"Will you do anything to have me?" Jason's voice was a little too loud now.

Dick hesitated. He imagined Jason pressing the gun into his hand and shuddered.

"No," he whispered.

"No, you wouldn't...let's say for example, shoot a drug dealer for me."

Dick felt sick. There was something about that for me that made him want it horribly. He wanted to do things for Jason.

"Oh," Jason said, and then he started laughing so hard that the gun wavered. "Oh, if only Bats could see you now. That's pretty damn pathetic."

Dick needed to leave. He had well and truly lost control of the situation, and he needed to get the hell out. But when he started to take a step back, the gun went back to being steadily present.

"Don't. I will shoot you." Dick froze. Jason started moving forward, each step solid and loud. "I think we should play a game. You want me, huh? Then let's see what you're willing to do to get me."

Dick contemplated what would happen if he hurled himself off the roof.

"On your knees."

Dick dropped to his knees. This was a very bad idea.

"Take out your escrima sticks and toss 'em over here."

Dick hesitated for half a second before doing so.

"Unzip your suit. To your stomach." Dick's pause didn't go unnoticed and Jason sighed. "You used to wear that stupid suit where the neckline when halfway down your torso. Don't get shy now."

Dick undid the hidden catches and pulled the zipper down. And then, for good measure, he pulled his arms out so he was topless. He needed some sense of agency.

Of course, now Jason was masked, armed, fully dressed, and standing above Dick. Dick obviously could fight like this, but there was something...

Jason kept moving until he was right in front of Dick, so close that he had to bend his elbow to keep the gun trained on him.

"Tell me again why you're here. The full reason."

It was so cold. Dick's stomach was churning.

"I miss you. I...I want you."

Jason's breath hitched. He was shaking. The shock of it made Dick's mouth drop open.

"Please come back to me," he whispered, barely knowing what he was saying.

Half certain Jason was going to blow his brains out for it, Dick reached out and laid a hand on Jason's knee. The nearness of him was intoxication. Dick wasn't really sure he would tell Jason no to just about anything right now. He wanted to see Jason's eyes.

The gun moved and Dick shut his eyes. Several seconds after a shot would've happened, the knee under his hand moved, and he opened them again. The gun had been sheathed. Jason crouched in front of him, face inches away. Dick could still feel the shaking.

"Are you cold?" he asked. He needed Jason to see that he cared about him, noticed the shivering, wanted to help.

"Always," Jason said, barely an actual word. Dick's heart broke, and then his thigh felt like it was on fire. He yelled, unprepared for the sudden pain, suddenly leaning on Jason as the pain spread. Jason's mouth was parted slightly. Dick looked down to see a knife embedded in his thigh. Jason wrenched it free and Dick made a breathless noise of horror. Jason ripped one of his gloves off and sliced the knife across his fingertips. Dick hadn't processed what was happening yet, his brain still stuck on "Jason stabbed me?", so he just watched as Jason shoved his bloody fingers into the wound. Dick screamed, the pain mounting and spreading in waves. He hadn't been prepared, he was usually better than this.

"You want me?" Jason asked, fingers still pressed into the gash. "Fucking have me."

His other hand came up to pull Dick closer, digging his face into Dick's neck, and then just as suddenly he stood, leaving Dick hunched over and breathing unsteadily. He held up his bloody hand.

"I'll treasure this. Maybe make a painting with it. The Failure of Yet Another Robin. Every time I see it, I'll remember how the original came crawling to me, thinking he could fix me."

Dick didn't understand what was happening. Jason's blood was inside him.

Jason brought his hand up to his face and his tongue flicked out, tasting the blood. Dick's stomach roiled. He was really beginning to think that wasn't disgust.

"Mm." Jason grinned. "Taste's like B's disappointment. I can't even tell our blood apart now."

He turned and walked away. Dick was starting to hyperventilate a little. He heard Jason's steps pause, and then, from a small distance away,

"Next time you come a-stalking, I'll see if you look this pretty with a bullet hole inside you."

[eatyourmaker]

You're very cool. Can you maybe draw some poly ship art? Any ship is fine. Idk if you're taking art requests or not. Sorry if you aren't..

-Poly Anon

Oh hey Poly Anon!!

Sorry, my requests are open but I'm afraid I'm not feeling well today, plus I've got a lot on my plate—

HOWEVER...

I shall make you... A compilation/list of my poly ship posts,,, bc ur cool :]

🚔🚨 POLYOFFICERS 🚨🚔

John x Jack x Captain x Shotgun man

Just the whooooolllee ass police station

Fuck The Police

John's Freckles

Embarrassed John (+ sexuality hcs)

John+Cap n Jack+Shotty

❤️‍🔥✝️ HOLYHELLFIRE✝️❤️‍🔥

Gregor x Ignacio x Moloch

Snapcube Reference

World's Worst Roomate

Best Behavior

Sexuality Hcs (in this one they're just a small part of a bigger post but it counts)

😈🪻LILA AND THE DEARESTS🪻😈

Lila x Mommy Mearest x Daddy Dearest

(I really like this one (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠))

Lila Dates Suspicious People

Jaune's Concerns

Skid and The Dearests

Lila Protection Squad

First Meeting

🍬💰 CANDYHEIST💰🍬

Candy Dealer x Fat Thief x Thin Thief

I suck at making ship names but idk what else to call these three and there's not a lot of content of them that I can see 😭

For this one— there's only 2 posts, it's a comic I've get to continue

Part 1

Part 2

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Stuff that isn't enough for it's own category

Jaded Ego meets Funnybusiness

Entertainer Polycule

Entertainer Polycule Backstory

I hope this tides you over until I'm in a condition to do requests again, Poly-anon!!! 🫶🏾

[krilloffthestring]

🍬Candy Dealer🍬

(my design!!)

[headmate-gambling]

（⭒ ˘ ˘） the crimson dealer has dealt your hand. Let's see..

🩸 ᛝ Names ┈ Maskesse , Damien , Dorian , Oddity , Evangel , Virtue , Carcass , Mourette , Morgue , Heretic , Slashire , Wylie , Mori ,

♠️ ᛝ Pronouns ┈ Asce / Ascend , bri/brights , dae/daems , di/deitys , disc/cords , do/dolls , dre/dreams , doe/does , du/dusks , elk/elks , end/endings ,

🩸 ᛝ Genders ┈ Maskaesic , Deityhunter , Mythicandrogyne , Creatureshattered , eerieauranic , omnisdoth , th?ng

♣️ ᛝ Source ┈ Dream (Dşmp)

🩸 ᛝ Age ┈ NullAge , Age Apathetic , AgeRot , Inapplicage ,

♦️ ᛝ Cis IDs ┈ Harmful , Abųser , Plural , Npd , Mastermind , Puppetmaster ,

🩸 ᛝ Trans IDs ┈ PermaMask , TransNemisis , TransPhantom , TransProgrammer , PermaManipulative , TransSinglet , PermaSadist , TransTorturer , PermaObsessive , PermaControlling , PermaFacade , TransBigBrother , PermaHypnotist , TransSpecies (Sheep -> Demon)

♥️ ᛝ Para(s) ┈ 🍸 , ξ , ⚰️ , 👊 , 🍬 , 🩸 , 🩹 , 💧

🩸 ᛝ Roles ┈ Impersonator , Informant , Instigator , Internal Handler , Limited Caller , Maincenter , Accuser

��️ ᛝ Likes ┈ Masks, Doll & Puppet related imagery ,

🩸 ᛝ Dislikes ┈ Resistance , Being reminded that dae was once a prey animal.

♣️ ᛝ Personality ┈ Asce thrives on chaos and conflict, taking on the role of a instigator to disrupt the lives of dusks peers. The facade that dae puts up to mask dolls true motives hides ascends more vulnerable side, where elk can care for very few people in endings life deeply. Dae's obsession with control and manipulation often leads to emotional and physical pain for others, as dae uses their vulnerabilities against them. Endings connection to concepts of existence and identity war within doe along with a constant yearning for understanding and connection towards brightself, which elk masks with a desire for power and control.

🩸 ᛝ Possible Triggers ┈ Weaponry (Specifically Axes) , Being referred to as a Big Brother , Being looked up to , Worship ,

♦️ ᛝ Interaction ┈ Interact with Caution for Sourcemates ,

🩸 ᛝ Description ┈ Elk is a complex person, driven by an outward need for power, but a secret desire to keep someone by dolls side by any means necessary. End finds control to be an easier way to attempt to force the connections with people that dae so desires. If asce needs to trick people, so be it. Those worth cords time will stay, in deitys mind. Regardless of the poor treatment they receive due to elks low empathy and horrid sense of compassion. Doe desires a puppet, so bright will get one.

[mollywog]

trick or treat! 👻

what do you think is everlark’s favorite fall tradition? (or dealer’s choice)

Eeee!

Hi!! Welcome @notsocooljess!! Grab some candy

🍭🍬🍫

Ooo let’s see…

How about the first fire of the season! Each year they’re both itching for the night it gets cool enough to light the fireplace - They wait till it’s dark and cuddle up in front with hot chocolate, toasting chunks of bread and nuts over the flames. It reminds them of their toasting (even though it happened in the peak heat of summer when it was way too hot for a fire in the first place)

[mattsstarlet]

i’m thinking about giving you guys my dealer!matt fic since i haven’t posted about him in a while but my pornstar!matt prompt has been looking dollie so…. help.

[desceros]

*cartwheels into your askbox*

Hi des!!! Can I ask you some stuff from the Truth or Dare ask game? Pretty please with Donnie shaped sprinkles on top?

🍓 🥑 🥤 🍬 🔪 ???

If it's too much then just one of your choice. 🤗

Thank you lovely!!!

i was gonna say no but then i heard the sprinkles were donnie shaped and i mean. who can say no to that, am i right

skipping the ones ive already answered:

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

@luckycharms1701. close proximity, check. access to a trash truck. check. know them well enough to blackmail into not talking. check. they know me well enough that i dont need to blackmail in the first place bc they know whatever bitch i killed probably had it coming. check.

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

i've loved all of blake's fics i've read, so they're top of the list for me. also literally every single thing @gbao3 posts incinerates my eyebrows clean off my face, gotta-draw-em-back-on-donnie-style levels of gone. @yorshie gets my bayverse itch scratched, and i'm a sucker for @luckycharms1701's mikey (which. hey. bestie. have you considered yandere mikey? no? go fuck myself??? wow ok.). outside of turtle stuff, @prolix-yuy is my dealer for pedro fic (which, i swear to god, im gonna finish commenting on them, im just SO swamped rn im so sorry), and @threadbaresweater hits the jjk/chainmain itch for me... i think those are really the only authors per se that i follow. as for fics, literally anything that i put in my fanfic rec tag or bookmark on ao3 is something i'm like, Hell Yeah.

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

rise leo is bisexual, not gay. also everyone knows about it, there's no "omg this bitch gay i knew it," because they're all bisexual too and they all joke about how splinter, who is also bisexual, made all of them like this. except mikey who is demirom/demisexual.

[candyman-kevin]

"Where's the third one?"

Roleplay and ask blog of Kevin from Spooky Month!

🍬 >> Spotify playlist of Kevin's tunes << 🍬

! Masterlist under the cut !

Masterlist!

Jack being a good dad

Kevin gets embarrassed from an anon

Jack learns about Bob and Kevin's part encounter.

Jack and Kevin talk - Hurt/Comfort

This blog will not be spoiler free for the Spooky Month series! And it will have headcanons for Kevin!

ABSOLUTELY NO DISCRIMINATION OF ANY KIND. DNI: HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, ZIONISTS, RACISM, PROSHIPPERS. YOU WILL GET BLOCKED IMMEDIATELY.

This blog is 14+, and no explicit NSFW or anything weird or you will be blocked! Main ship is Candybats! (Kevin x Streber)

My main is @parker-vaporwave. I run various Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss blogs, and this one!

Other SM blogs of mine!

Jaune- @spooky-jaune

Robert- @hatzgang-robert

Radford- @movieman-radford

Candy Dealer- @deal-or-no-candy

Other blogs like mine!

Ross- @hatzgang-ross

Roy- @hatzgang-roy

Jack, aka Dad- @donutdeputy

John- @smokingofficer

Patty- @morguewoman

Lila- @spookymlila

Streber- @theatrical-vampire

Ignacio- @robed-arsonist

Candy Dealer- @deal-or-no-candy

[confessions-sm]

GUYS WHAT IF THE CANDY DEALER APPEARS SINCE HE'S FUCKING RELATED TO KEVIN SOMEHOW AND PELO SAID IT'LL HAVE SPOILERS FOR NEXT EPISODES WHAT IF

😦😦😦/pos

[fymo-blogs]

Warning for body horror and eye contact below cut!

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Candy Dealer stimboard

Themes: Candy, purple eyes, trench coats

Song:

[onyourowndaisymae]

trick-or-treat - happy halloween 2023!

happy halloween!

this year, i'd like to celebrate by opening up the ask box for 48 hours to trick-or-treaters of all kinds! participants will get drabbles from the eligible fandoms per their request. the rules, time frame, and details of this event will be explained below.

🎃 RULES: 🎃

you gotta say trick or treat in the ask. it's halloween. you gotta do the halloween thing if you want candy. i don't care if you think it's cringe

this event OPENS october 30th at midnight and CLOSES at midnight on november 1st. that is 48 whole hours. i will not be accepting requests before or after then-- please don't miss the deadlines! i will announce when they open and warn when they're about to close.

requests will be completed as soon as i can comfortably get them all out. if this event gets busy, that will probably trickle into november.

all scenarios range from fluffy to suggestive, generally in the realm of x gn!reader or just character-centered drabbles. please do not expect massive pieces for this event! they are fun-sized blurbs.

there are no limitations on how many requests you can send in, however, please understand i am simply one writer. if you spam me i'll cry. but if you have two different characters you want to request or you're interested in a trick and a treat-- feel free! just remember requests MUST fall within the deadlines or they will not be considered.

there are two request options: trick or treat.

🍂 FANDOMS ELIGIBLE FOR REQUEST: 🍂

obey me! and obey me! nightbringer (all canon characters; i will say my writing with the side characters is a little shaky)

collar x malice (main five love interests, no side characters)

new!: twisted wonderland (all main characters/students at nrc, no staff/rsa students/side characters) (this is me soft-launching my upcoming twst writing hehe)

👻 TRICK (AKA DEALER'S CHOICE) 👻

you request a fandom, and i get to write a drabble of whatever i want. 😈

any character i write for, any topic. this is where i get to have fun.

you could get something seasonal, something romantic, something completely unexpected. it's a roll of the dice, and that's the fun of the trick.

example request: trick or treat! can i get a trick for obey me? thank you!

🍬 TREAT (AKA YOUR CHOICE) 🍬

you request a fandom, a character, and a seasonal topic/prompt for the drabble. can be fall-themed, halloween-y, generally seasonal, etc. if you have a preference, it would be wise to include platonic or romantic and if you want the reader involved.

examples of prompts include: ghost stories, trick-or-treating, bonfires, sweaters, halloween, candy apples, costume contest, hayrides, seasonal decorating, corn mazes, etc etc etc. this list is non-exhaustive inspiration for your requests.

example request: trick or treat! can i get a treat of pumpkin carving with malleus and reader from twst? platonic or romantic is fine. thank you!

i will see you when the event opens october 30th at midnight! happy halloween-- have a safe holiday and support your local creatives' events for the halloweekend!

[whispersxwhimpers]

I'll spank you as hard as you can take...until you're soaked for me and begging for my girlcock...where would you like it hun?

- 🍬

🤭�� You'd be surprised how hard I like to be spanked 🙈 My ass could be beat red and purple, I'd still beg for more 💕 I'm a pretty pain slut 😘

Hmmm...dealers choice 😏💕

[atelierlili]

trick or treat! 👻

what do you think is everlark’s favorite fall tradition? (or dealer’s choice)

Have some candy!! 🍬🍫🍭

It might not be a fall tradition, but I think Katniss and Peeta are big seasonal decorators, especially in fall! While they enjoy harvest festivals and all the food. I think their favorite activity is decorating their house with things from the forest from tree leaves, feathers, hay bales, nuts and carving pumpkins. Katniss and Peeta are so creative and artistic I think they’d love adding little additions to their home each day!