#🍫 asks

[chocolate-guy-compilations]

Would you call Bob Ross the painter guy? Tony Hawk the skater guy? Mr. Rogers the puppet guy? Come on.

Yes, I totally would, but also, the reason we call Amaury ‘the chocolate guy’ actually has a bit of a backstory!

honestly, (and this is very sad to me, I feel like a poser) I don’t remember it very well, but one of the first posts of Amaury on here that became genuinely popular was reblogged by @ official-lucifers-child with the caption “*yells* ITS THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY AGAIN” (or something along those lines, again my memory sucks) which popularized the phrase!

plus, funnily enough, I DO call Tony Hawk ‘the skater guy’ literally all the time irl. Names are hard for me.

[crybaby-bkg]

serial killer gojo who likes to stalk you on campus. watch you from across the cafeteria. follows you to your male friends dorm, who ends up maimed the next morning.

who gets tired of never being seen, even though he’s brighter than a fucking dying star on campus, and yet you never notice him. who gets tired when the campus is empty and you’re all alone. finds a knife that’s almost bigger than your head and chases you across the open fields.

he’s laughing, the whole time. his head thrown back and his smile wide as the blade hangs limply at his sides, as if not in threat. as if your heart doesn’t beat so hard against your ribcage, that you think you hear the bones crack with every thud. like your bleeding heart may burst from your skin and splatter onto the ground before you.

he’s a killer, but he’s kind. he’s a killer, but not to you, never to you. holds you so sweetly when he catches you, because of course; he was always going to catch you. licks away your tears and smiles at you, disarming, everything and not. his eyes too ocean wide, his teeth too bone white. you see your reflection in his incisors. you see prey. you see your reflection in his eyes. you see love. it’s always been love for him.

all you have to do now is accept it.

[hitwiththetmnt]

Adventure Time costume yesssss!

[oya-oya-okay]

Oya..I may have a request, if you don’t mind 👉🏻👈🏻😅

As a sequel to Azul with Ursula’s expressions, and because we now have a canon Shuu mermaid design…Shuu-San as Ariel? 🧡💜🧜‍♀️

SHUU-SAN AS ARIEL OFC💥💖💕💓💗💞

AND TYYSMMMM🥺😭💕💞💞 I'M ACTUALLY REALLY PLEASED!! Please don't worry, I'm happy to draw something!!!!💗💖 Also Hagi belongs to @oyatochie 🍫

Here Azul🐙 and Shuu🧜‍♀️

[jovieinramshackle]

random winter present time!!! ♡ one of ur ocs gets a cup of hot cocoa!! 🍫☕ send this to 10 other people so their ocs can get some hot cocoa too ₊˚⊹✩´-

happy holidays ₊˚⊹

Oh no guess who's back (middle aged yaoi)

"Harry do foxes even pu-" SHHHHHHH (not exactly but kinda)

tag list (for me to copy paste lmao): @ramshacklerumble @thehollowwriter @summerspook @scint1llat3 @skriblee-ksk

@cyanide-latte @twistedwonderlandshenanigans @oya-oya-okay @viperbunnies @gimmeurmoneyagh

@twsted-void @lallopsyou (lmk/dm if you wanna be added)

[lifesteal-headcanons]

Clown, Leo, Mid, Kab, and Zam are ✨️siblings✨️

Kab is the collective favorite and is often (mostly) free of wrath

—🍫🦄 anon (if that's not taken already)

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[willowser]

🎃 𝔗𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔨 𝔬𝔯 𝔗𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱! 🎃

katsuki is fresh from the shower and still wrapped in a towel when you come in, and at the sound of your voice, his interest in fiddling with his hair quickly fades.

he doesn't turn around to stare at you fully—at least, not at first; his eyes meet yours in the mirror and widen, almost imperceptibly, before tracking down the expanse of your reflection. you told him about the costume you'd ordered, but his response had been simple, acknowledgement more than anything, and now—

the slow simmering flush on his cheeks is more obvious when he finally faces you—and it's a bit too high on his cheekbones to be from any hot water.

katsuki clears his throat before he speaks, swallowing once. "the hell're you wearin'?"

you shrug, and though you can tell from his body language that he doesn't dislike it—a shyness pools in your belly, suddenly too seen under his warm gaze. you fiddle with the cheap material, tugging lightly at how it sits on your hips.

"my halloween costume!" you try to remain upbeat regardless, smiling widely at him as you pose appropriately, to show off the full effect. "what do you think?"

his mouth screws up in a way that could come across as disgust to the wrong person, but you know him better than that; this is him trying to keep control of his face when he doesn't know what to do with it. instead of answering right away, he crosses the bedroom until he's standing in front of you, poking at your headband and the blocky, plastic jewelry that came in the package.

at his side, his palm runs across the towel on his waist. like he's sweating.

"'s'cute." katsuki finally mumbles, dropping his eyes to the neckline of your costume when you grin. you feel him tugging lightly, too, on the material at your hips, before settling on your waist.

you'd kiss him if it wouldn't ruin your makeup.

"i'm so glad you think so," you tell him, genuinely, leaning forward to lightly boop his nose with yours—and when he only hums in response, softened, you hit him with the truth. "because i bought you one to match!"

[ghostflowers201x]

Party blower sfx

[toffeeimagines]

Dear selfshippers w/ IBS, your F/Os wouldn't look down on you or think you are gross for your condition. They will help manage your diet if you need them too. They will comfort you when you are having flare-ups, even when they get bad. They'll remind you to take your medicine if you take any.

If you have only recently developed the condition (like me), they will help you with researching IBS and help you with dietary & lifestyle changes you may need to undergo. It can be scary and a lot, but they are there to help you through it.

They are there for you, no matter what.

pro.shippers please dni

[chocolate-guy-compilations]

Have you seen this? I. I have no words.

I’m scared to post this. like genuinely terrified. Like I’m not even gonna add any tags saying ‘fucking chocolate guy’ because I’ll know what’ll happen

[crybaby-bkg]

tw: kenjaku so. angst.

his skull cracks open, and you’re not really sure if you believe your eyes at the moment. if they’re betraying you, unknowingly. if it’s your mind conjuring up something only from a nightmare, something to scare you. that if you blink long enough, he’ll still be standing there. whole. his scalp attached to his skin, his grin less leery, his eyes soft.

but he doesn’t. you open your eyes and he still stands there, holding the top of his head as if in offering to you. the skin is pale. you can see the veins in his forehead throb with the exposed air, wriggling as if they, too, know that they shouldn’t breathe the same breaths as you.

“See? I’m still the same person,” he says, this stranger in your home, in your bed, between your thighs, sharing a shower, in your kitchen, in your home. he sounds the same and yet he doesn’t; smiles the same and yet it’s too tight; stands the same and yet too rigid; eyes still soft and yet all seeing through your very flesh.

“Stranger,” you whisper. “Imposter.”

“More like a roommate coexisting in the same space.” He says, his hands offered to you, still, like communion. Like his body the bread and the blood that stills in his veins, the wine.

Is it conversion he wants? Does he expect you to drop to your knees and kiss his detached scalp like some royal back of hand? like some godly foot? like some dirty altar stained in crimson and gore and wreckage from the demon that has invaded it?

Bur Getou—can you even call him that anymore?—only smiles, teeth too white, mouth too wide—if you look too far into it, you’re scared it might devour you—cocks his scalp-less head at you. his brain tips. his brain smiles at you with teeth it should not have. his eyes run with tears and yet he smiles. smiles so big at you that you take a step back, in horror, fear, at the agonizing realization that things have been wrong for a long, long time now.

“Welcome me home, now would you, my love?” He says, drops the scalp as if it means nothing. it rolls to your feet, the silkiness of his hair tickling your toes. all you can do is scream, before he’s embraces you.

[hitwiththetmnt]

Happy Halloween from cerise

Another trick or treater!

[oya-oya-okay]

Shea being a menace activated… imagine what Azul confession to Shuu would look like…

I’m a menace, I know. Heheheheheheh

DEAR, HII!😭💖💖💖 It's absolutely okay!! Thank you for entertaining me and talking about ShuZul!🤗💘💘💘

Tbh the confession will be quite serious🥺 It will be when they are alone and probably in the VIP room at the Mostro Lounge. Up to this point, Azul was seriously thinking about confessing, bc he knows that she is a girl from another world, she does not possess magic, she will probably leave someday... He thought a lot about whether he was worthy of her, whether she liked him, he doubted it because of his self-doubt. When he realizes that he is ready to take responsibility for this, he confesses his feelings to Shuu💞

Please read on if you are wondering how it came to this!🛐🛐🛐

Azul and Shuu are friends first of all. They gradually get closer and they become comfortable with each other. They spend a lot of time together, and gradually they begin to trust each other more. And one day it turns into love🐿️💘🐙

They unconsciously fall in love. From the outside, they already look like a couple lol💞 So if they announced that they had officially started dating, then the reaction of the others would be like:

BUT when they realize that they are in love, they begin the stage of denial. They deny, they don't want to, they're afraid. They're similar to each other in some way. But this fear and discomfort disappears when they allow themselves to love and be loved...!💖

I'm sorry if I explained it too briefly or not very clearly😭😭😭 It's actually a very personal and special feeling for me!🐙💗💘 I'm a little embarrassed to talk about it because I don't think I can explain their love and how I feel about it well. But I hope it was interesting!!🤲💖💗💞

[jovieinramshackle]

@theolivetree123 okay so I either 1) hallucinated your ask and accidentally gaslit you into thinking you did (doubtful but it's a funny possibility) or 2) I accidentally deleted your ask without even noticing or remembering. Either way my brain seems to be falling apart.

Anways as I promised <3

(FORGOT TAGS) (AGAIN HELP)

tag list (for me to copy paste lmao): @ramshacklerumble @thehollowwriter @summerspook @scint1llat3 @skriblee-ksk

@cyanide-latte @twistedwonderlandshenanigans @oya-oya-okay @viperbunnies @gimmeurmoneyagh

@twsted-void @lallopsyou (lmk/dm if you wanna be added)

[soulless-prince]

i offer flowey a chocolate bar

*...

[The chocolate bar reminds Flowey of...someone.]

* Thanks. I guess.

[life-winners-liveblog]

Can we send letters to cub?

And if we can…

"hi"

-Astral

(SL)Cub: ...??

Scar: Oh yeah, I didn't tell you about them did I?...