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⚠️🚨URGENT🚨⚠️

⚠️🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨⚠️

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KOSAS FATE IS BEING DECIDIED TO DAY (OR SOME TIME THIS WEEK)

THIS IS NOT A RUMOR

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THIS HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED BY BLUMENTHAL AND BLACKBURN THEMSELVES

WE CANNOT LET THIS HAPPEN FOR THE GOOD OF FREE SPEECH FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AND A SAFE INTERNET

THIS BILL WILL HAVE CATASTROPHIC WORLDWIDE EFFECTS

THIS BILL CANNOT PASS

CALL YOUR REPS SENATORS HOUSE WHATEVER

MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE

BE THE BIGGEST FUCKING HEADACHE YOU CAN BE

LINK FOR RESOURCES:

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It's best not to question the chocolate guy, lest it drive you to insanity.....

Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

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This isn’t my usual content (which I promise we will return to soon), but KOSA will prevent me from using recourses that I desperately need and will prevent others from using recourses that have honestly saved my life. I’d appreciate it if you all could at least share, and contact your lawmakers if possible!

KOSA IS BEING PUSHED FOR REAL THIS TIME

‼️URGENT: KOSA has been officially introduced in the House as of today.

We need to spread the word on social media and urge people to send emails to Congress through stopkosa.com.

• There will be a hearing on Wednesday (17th April) where KOSA, along with some other bad internet bills, like the Protecting Kids on Social Media Act could be pushed.

• We will be having a calling day on TUESDAY (16 th April) to make clear to Congress that there is still a ton of opposition to these bills. https://energycommerce.house.gov/posts/chair-rodgers-and-ranking-member-pallone-announce-legislative-hearing-on-data-privacy-proposals-1

• House Energy and Commerce is holding the hearing so they are the best offices to call this week ‼️ https://energycommerce.house.gov/representatives

• You can use http://badinternetbills.com/ to contact your congresspeople !

• And https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative to find all of the phone numbers of your House Representative, and faxzero.com to send up to 5 free faxes a day

While the bill needs to be aproved by both the house and senate WE NEED TO MAKE SURE IT NEVER LEAVES CONGRESS.

SPREAD THE WORD !!

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ITS THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY AGAIN!!

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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now THAT’S what I call a chocolate bar!!

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Hey friends 🫂

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”oh hey this guy is new I wonder what he’ll-

FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY”

New Character Unlocked!!!

Berries & Chocolate Basket

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reminder that i am doing tumblr trick or treating on halloween! come to my door (askbox) and say trick or treat and i'll give you something!! (a png) please reblog if you are turning on your porchlight (opening your askbox) this halloween

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New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:

When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!

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This was the 1,000 blog i followed

all leading up to you chocolate guy

and so worth it

EVERYTHING is leading up to chocolate guy. you cannot escape him.

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Have you seen this? I. I have no words.

I’m scared to post this. like genuinely terrified. Like I’m not even gonna add any tags saying ‘fucking chocolate guy’ because I’ll know what’ll happen

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Have you seen this? I. I have no words.

I’m scared to post this. like genuinely terrified. Like I’m not even gonna add any tags saying ‘fucking chocolate guy’ because I’ll know what’ll happen

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I actually do call Tony Hawk "the skateboard guy", everyone immediately knows who you're talking about lol

I’m so bad at remembering names or faces so if someone has an easy affiliation I’m gonna refer to them by that!!

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oh yeah yeah he uh *flips through papers* totally shoved a bird up his ass

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This is the equivalent of arguing with someone about something and instead of looking it up God comes down and says you’re right

Would you call Bob Ross the painter guy? Tony Hawk the skater guy? Mr. Rogers the puppet guy? Come on.

Yes, I totally would, but also, the reason we call Amaury ‘the chocolate guy’ actually has a bit of a backstory!

honestly, (and this is very sad to me, I feel like a poser) I don’t remember it very well, but one of the first posts of Amaury on here that became genuinely popular was reblogged by @ official-lucifers-child with the caption “*yells* ITS THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY AGAIN” (or something along those lines, again my memory sucks) which popularized the phrase!

plus, funnily enough, I DO call Tony Hawk ‘the skater guy’ literally all the time irl. Names are hard for me.

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Would you call Bob Ross the painter guy? Tony Hawk the skater guy? Mr. Rogers the puppet guy? Come on.

Yes, I totally would, but also, the reason we call Amaury ‘the chocolate guy’ actually has a bit of a backstory!

honestly, (and this is very sad to me, I feel like a poser) I don’t remember it very well, but one of the first posts of Amaury on here that became genuinely popular was reblogged by @ official-lucifers-child with the caption “*yells* ITS THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY AGAIN” (or something along those lines, again my memory sucks) which popularized the phrase!

plus, funnily enough, I DO call Tony Hawk ‘the skater guy’ literally all the time irl. Names are hard for me.