#🍌 anon

[iamthatonefangirl]

Can you write something about Bucky and different toys he uses pretty please? I also wanna claim this 🍌 emoji teehee. Thank youuu

toys - nsfw fatws bucky barnes

i gotchu nonnie 🍌

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the way Bucky blushed when you took him to the sex shop was a sight like no other. seeing him that embarrassed? only other time that happened was that one time you called him a good boy.

"didn't have this kinda stuff in my day, doll," he excuses, picking up a bottle of grape-flavored, desensitizing lube. his brow furrows as he reads the label.

he follows you to another section, passing by some tentacle-looking things on the way.

"that's gotta hurt," you comment as you pass by.

his face contorts as he looks at it. "that's supposed to go inside you? it's got a pointy end!"

you shrug your shoulders and keep walking. he considers it for another minute, shocked every single day by what he finds in the 21st century, before continuing to follow you.

he grits his teeth and keeps his head down as you check out fifteen minutes later.

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that embarrassment of his is long fucking gone once he gets you home.

you're barely in the door when he comes up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and kissing down your neck. "I bet you're just dying for me to fuck you with your new toys, aren't you, babygirl?"

his hand trails down from your waist to the button of your pants.

"James!" you yelp, and you can't help but laugh at his eagerness.

"come on. let me, baby?"

"it's the middle of the day," you excuse as his hands stop moving abruptly, resting in place over your clothes.

"all the more reason to let me take you to bed now. we've got hours..." he says, unzipping your pants and sliding his hand underneath. "you gonna let me fuck you for hours, baby? hmm?" he says, rubbing you over the fabric of your underwear.

you stand there, leaning your weight against him with your eyes closed. you let him hold you and rub you for a minute or two before relenting.

"take me to bed, James," you affirm, and then you're being hoisted over his shoulder as he does exactly as you've requested.

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after a few minutes of unpackaging and reading instructions, he's ripping off your clothes as though they've personally offended him.

"here you go, doll, just like it's my cock," he says as he parts your lips with his thumb and begins to push thick silicone over your tongue. your eyes shut as he feeds you the length of the dildo, his own eyes widening in arousal as he watches.

"that's it. get it nice and wet for me, baby. knowing you, though, your cunt is probably already soaked just from this, aren't you? you drip like a faucet whenever I do anything at all to you, baby. even something this demeaning."

you moan around the toy, even as it's buried in the back of your throat. you do exactly as he's instructed, trying to pretend like it's his dick, but the taste of the silicone is foreign and off-putting.

you take it anyway. you take whatever he gives you.

he pulls it out from between your lips and presses it back in a couple times as you drool all over it. you can't help it.

he soon reaches down to pull your panties off with vibranium fingers, making you squirm as his fingertips tease you with the motion.

his other hand, holding the toy against your lips, withdraws it to bring it down to where he's now exposed you to his gaze. he presses the tip against your clit, the same way he'd do with his cock, and you buck your hips up against the sensation.

he wastes no time dipping his fingers into your heat, but it's only just a moment before he gives you what you've both been waiting for. you're both far too eager for this to wait any longer.

he pushes the silicone inside, slowly fucking you with the dildo, only giving you another inch or so at a time. he's watching, you know it, eyes focused on the way your hole stretches as he opens you up for him.

"fuck, babydoll, that's such a pretty sight," he says lowly. "I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching this."

you lie there, gently writhing under him as he spreads your thighs further so as to get a better look. you feel like you're under a microscope, being analyzed and observed so intently, but you know he's eating this up. you love him and he loves you. you trust him with this, even as you feel so vulnerable.

he leans in to lick at your clit as he fucks you slowly. but then a light must go off in his head and he pulls back, looking up at you with a smirk. he leans over to the nightstand where he's conveniently laid out your entire haul from your shopping trip.

he waves a bright pink wand over your face, making your face heat a little bit as you look at it. he stares down at it, looking for the "on" button, and flicking through the settings before finding one that apparently pleases him.

"here, babygirl," he says, pushing it into your hand. you consider it for a moment, looking it up and down, before he urges you on.

"come on. you know what to do."

you tentatively bring it between your legs and to your clit, letting out a low moan as you move it over your sensitive skin, figuring out how best to use it.

he pauses his ministrations with the silicone still buried inside you. his gaze flicks between your facial expressions and the sight between your legs. he notices the way you begin to relax into it, the way you become more whiney and really begin to enjoy the feeling.

you're not at all prepared for it when he leans in and presses his tongue against you, laving over you where the vibrator makes contact with your skin. you gasp as he licks between your labia and the vibrator, and it's so wonderfully intense.

sure enough, he leans back and begins to thrust the dildo in and out of you once more, eyes focused solely on the view between your legs.

you watch him for a minute, seeing the excitement in his eyes as he plays with you to his heart’s content. he looks like a kid in a candy shop.

he can’t help but spit on the dildo as he pulls it out, watching the way he fucks it back into you. he pokes at the head of the vibrator, pressing it deeper into your clit for a millisecond at a time to see your reaction.

it makes you squirm, the feeling all-consuming, all while his gaze never veers off track. his shoulders are strategically placed to hold your legs apart, not letting you hide anything from him.

"you close yet?" he mumbles.

"mhm," you whine, your hips shifting of their own accord, enhancing the feeling and making the show even more delicious for him.

"that's it, baby. come on. gonna watch your pretty little pussy fall apart for me, right in front of my eyes."

you slowly get louder, breath increasing, limbs shaking. the feeling of the vibrator is so intense. your arm is trembling, and you struggle to hold the wand because of it, so your grip loosens–

he takes over, holding the wand in place, forcing you to endure the overwhelming sensation.

as you fall over the edge, you're louder than you think you've ever been before, whining out, "James.” you can't even manage to take a full breath.

he's never seen anything more beautiful.

"fuck," you say when you come down, and he tosses both toys onto the sheets beside you.

he crawls over you and brings his eyes to meet yours, looking between them to check in, before pressing a kiss to your lips, licking over your bottom lip.

he pulls back to ask you, grinning devilishly, “you gonna let me keep doing that to you all day, baby?"

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hope this was enough to feed you for today nonnie 🫶

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[drpepperwhoree]

Hello!! What's your favorite bikini you own?

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cotton candyyyy :D

(reblogs appreciated)

[toomanyideasandfandoms]

Okay okay okay so I have a VERY hot take...

I don't think the Sovereigns would like the creator. Cuz like it's more likely that the creator is the one that made humans, not the dragons before it. Because why would you create the dragons, and then later on just throw away the idea and push the dragons away when you could have created another planet to put the humans on instead, right?

Neuvi is the exception because he was reborn off on a human body and is technically created by the creator. HOWEVER, imagine that it's the dragon's authority that helps Neuvi realize the creator is the real deal. Like sure, the subtle power that they notice from the creator is there, but like with the authority itself (and being in tune with it as much as he would be when he obtains it), it would be MUCH more obvious.

That brings up the question as to why the archons aren't able to tell, and that's because of their own mind blocking it. How most people work is that whenever they think something is true, it takes a LOT to be able to like change their mind on something if they were wrong. So imagine that they hear of the impostor going around, but whenever they meet them, they feel that power and that pull. But because they've conditioned themselves to think of them as the impostor and not the actual creator, they stay stubborn and just push off that doubt in their minds.

Y'know who wouldn't be like that? FOCALORS (and Nahida cuz Irminsul). Think about it, she barely hears about any sort of like rumors or any badmouthin the cause she's been inside the Oritrice, and because she is made out of water (Oceanid stuff), they're more in tune with the authority. So without that block, they can tell right away during the trial on the "impostor" that they are in fact the real creator, which is why it will ALWAYS say they are innocent, no matter what.

Anyways, kinda went off on a tangent there sorry-

🍌anon

See this is where I ended up deep diving in the wiki by accident at one point that caused me to have this big brain moment.

So we know the Primordial One exists right? This is a canon god that created humans after essentially taking over Teyvat with the Heavenly Principles. That's canon.

So if the Primordial One is already canonically the one who created our characters (essentially)...what the fuck did our creator create?

My answer, Teyvat itself of course. But also the dragon Sovereigns themselves.

But I can already hear you asking, then how did we get to the modern canon of gods? Simple, Teyvat itself is an entity that can control and influence the elements, albeit very little. And with that influence the Heavenly Principles can't fully erase the authority of the creator, instead they rewrite history to favor them.

Saying the Dragons grew tired of being under the creator and chose to rebel, causing the creator to summon the Primordial One (which causes the creator to gain the title of Primordial Mother) to gain aid from. Then we essentially have our original canon mythos that's in the game itself. Essentially it's the same as with any history, written by the victors instead of what the full truth is.

And for why the archons can't recognize the creator is simply because the Heavenly Principles just won't allow them to. Because they've stolen (or attempted to for eons) the authority from the creator.

And here's my own hot take when it comes to the role of the Heavenly Principles, they aren't the creator's friend. They're more like a parasite that's trying to take over what the creator had originally made. Though the reasons I haven't fully thought up honestly. Could be jealousy, a twisted version of obsession, honestly it's up in the air for now.

But I like your hot take! Honestly most aus I've seen where the Heavenly Principles are on the creator's side would fit this very well. Actually it would be interesting if someone did an au where the isekaied protagonist is the reincarnation of the Primordial One and has to deal with the fact that they are trapped in Fontaine because the rage the Hydro Sovereign has would keep them there for all eternity just so he could enact justice on their past life's actions.

[hotchs-big-hands]

🍌okay so I’m not going to scroll to find the link but it was about Aaron’s Quarter Zip jumpers…

So basically right one of his (the orange/brown one) goes “missing” and he is so lost without it because he doesn’t know how it’s gone missing. So he goes into work as per and even though you are a couple you arrive later walking in with the usual hellos and profilers are profilers and know who’s jumper you are wearing and are giggling and smirking because Aaron looks pissed because he knew he didn’t just lose it and he now has to look at you wearing it and try not to get both mad and aroused and you know that once he has spoken with his team and drawn the blinds on his office, he is gonna find out that you have nothing but a bra on underneath it and that he can have it back if he is prepared to let you walk out of his office in a skirt/trousers and a bra.

He totally bangs you against his desk whilst you are wearing it and it’s not quite a hate fuck but it’s a “steal my favourite jumper again” sort of one… though a week later you notice he’s brought you like four of the ones he usually wears and a size bigger, plus he’s worn them too so you can feel extra cozy and comfortable in them.

WKFJEJFJDKXDKGJEJCJSJ THIS IS FUNNY AND HOT SKSKSKSKSKSKS 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣 he would be FERAL over this how dare you steal his fave quarter zip and look that fucking hot in it????? But also knowing his scent is surrounding you, making sure everyone knows you belong to him does smth primal to him 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

[artdcnaldson]

is this a good time to say i am an ass person only for artrick

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No same actually…. I kind of hate asses but for them I’m like 😍😍😍😁😁😁😁😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😁😁😄😄😄😄

[fairyminnie444]

Hello, i love your posts! You are so kind and patient with everybody, and you always try to help as much as you can, i really appreciate it❤️

I wanted to ask your opinion about Mandela effect.

The Mandela Effect refers to widespread false memories that large numbers of people or a group of individuals believe. Do you think that it is an actual false memories or do we shift collectively to the same reality? I'm really intrigued about to listen your opinion about that.

Your 🍌 anon ❤️

Hiiii 🍌 anon ❤️ thank you so much for your words 🥹🫶🏻

If you look at it from a reality-shifting perspective, the Mandela effect could actually be evidence of collective shifts in consciousness. Instead of people simply “misremembering,” it’s possible that they’re recalling details from a slightly different version of reality—one they used to exist in before shifting to the current one.

Since reality is a reflection of consciousness, mass beliefs and assumptions could influence these shifts. If many people hold the same memory that no longer matches the 3D evidence, it might mean they collectively shifted to a new version of reality where that detail changed. It aligns with the idea that we are constantly shifting timelines based on our dominant assumptions and focus.

So, whether the Mandela Effect is due to memory glitches or collective reality shifts depends on how you perceive reality. If you believe in infinite realities, then it’s completely possible that people are remembering details from an old version of their timeline before moving to a new one.

[same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday]

Strawbenry 🍓 my beloved <3

-🍌 anon

Awwwww yall are cute

[daily-vitamin-vbs]

maybe you should ask for a raise..?

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oh yeah. Sure, I’ll ask tomorrow after work. I’ll update you guyssssssss (pray for me my boss is scary)

[god-has-entered-my-body]

getting my laptop for this oh my god. do you realize what the word fanfiction means??? it is literally. fiction. i come from a place where everyone shipped at least two of the members of whatever band like what. did that mean we were forcing sexuality on them? no? it is literally. fiction. something we imagine for our own enjoyment? as long as it is not hurting the artist (eg one direction larry that shit got too far) we can do whatever the fuck we want?? does it hurt matty in any way when there is fanfiction out there about him getting fucked in the ass? i honestly think he couldn't care less. and guess what? calling a man things like babygril or princess or whatever as a joke does not make you a transphobe hope this helps!! funny how these people claim you're disrespectful or whatever but then say shit like "haha yeah go and relapse" how about you look in the fucking mirror dickheads. literally what the fuck is wrong with you all can't we just. have fun.

-🍌(sorry i got carried away mwah)

heavy on the cant we just have fun bit. its literally the internet i beg people to have a moment to think about if it truly is that deep xxx

[iamthatonefangirl]

bad luck pt 2 plz plz plz plz i love you thank you - 🍌

i love you too thank you for validating me nonnie

[drpepperwhoree]

Thats so cool!! You get to help out a lot of people doing that

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i hope so!!!

[rebelpeas]

Any updates on publishing Devil town?

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im in a constant cycle of writing down scenes and dialogue and then deleting other scenes and dialogue. someday

[hotchs-big-hands]

🍌 https://www.tumblr.com/hotchs-big-hands/730370757003247616/what-is-hotchs-penis-size-both-canonically-and

I think fic wise, definitely monster cock… you’d be drooling and it would do damage. 8.5 inches and girthy as shit 🤤🤤

Realistically? I think we are looking at 6.5inches with a thick like dick… veiny and definitely nice pink tip. enough that you really are going to have to learn to unhinge your jaw and deal with his size kink… lots of lube and lots of orgasms first before anything past his tip fits…

I bet he has the PRETTIEST cock ever 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[artdcnaldson]

i know you’re right but patrick with foreskin is so….alluring to me

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the banana emoji is so ominous in this context…….. its half peeled…….

[charming-degen]

14 and favorite book, darling 😘😘

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14. ..... So one thing I've always liked about my body is my cock. Not saying I'm hung. Not saying its the GOAT or anything. But I've always thought I had a nice cock.

19. Favorite book is SO hard, but probably Born of Legend by Sherrilyn Kenyon. But there are probably 50 books I could switch out with this at any given time.

WOOT SECOND EMOJI ANON!!! Come back soon please :D :D :D

[same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday]

This is my turf >:(

-🍌anon

aww