#🍌 anon

[toomanyideasandfandoms]

Okay okay okay so I have a VERY hot take...

I don't think the Sovereigns would like the creator. Cuz like it's more likely that the creator is the one that made humans, not the dragons before it. Because why would you create the dragons, and then later on just throw away the idea and push the dragons away when you could have created another planet to put the humans on instead, right?

Neuvi is the exception because he was reborn off on a human body and is technically created by the creator. HOWEVER, imagine that it's the dragon's authority that helps Neuvi realize the creator is the real deal. Like sure, the subtle power that they notice from the creator is there, but like with the authority itself (and being in tune with it as much as he would be when he obtains it), it would be MUCH more obvious.

That brings up the question as to why the archons aren't able to tell, and that's because of their own mind blocking it. How most people work is that whenever they think something is true, it takes a LOT to be able to like change their mind on something if they were wrong. So imagine that they hear of the impostor going around, but whenever they meet them, they feel that power and that pull. But because they've conditioned themselves to think of them as the impostor and not the actual creator, they stay stubborn and just push off that doubt in their minds.

Y'know who wouldn't be like that? FOCALORS (and Nahida cuz Irminsul). Think about it, she barely hears about any sort of like rumors or any badmouthin the cause she's been inside the Oritrice, and because she is made out of water (Oceanid stuff), they're more in tune with the authority. So without that block, they can tell right away during the trial on the "impostor" that they are in fact the real creator, which is why it will ALWAYS say they are innocent, no matter what.

Anyways, kinda went off on a tangent there sorry-

🍌anon

See this is where I ended up deep diving in the wiki by accident at one point that caused me to have this big brain moment.

So we know the Primordial One exists right? This is a canon god that created humans after essentially taking over Teyvat with the Heavenly Principles. That's canon.

So if the Primordial One is already canonically the one who created our characters (essentially)...what the fuck did our creator create?

My answer, Teyvat itself of course. But also the dragon Sovereigns themselves.

But I can already hear you asking, then how did we get to the modern canon of gods? Simple, Teyvat itself is an entity that can control and influence the elements, albeit very little. And with that influence the Heavenly Principles can't fully erase the authority of the creator, instead they rewrite history to favor them.

Saying the Dragons grew tired of being under the creator and chose to rebel, causing the creator to summon the Primordial One (which causes the creator to gain the title of Primordial Mother) to gain aid from. Then we essentially have our original canon mythos that's in the game itself. Essentially it's the same as with any history, written by the victors instead of what the full truth is.

And for why the archons can't recognize the creator is simply because the Heavenly Principles just won't allow them to. Because they've stolen (or attempted to for eons) the authority from the creator.

And here's my own hot take when it comes to the role of the Heavenly Principles, they aren't the creator's friend. They're more like a parasite that's trying to take over what the creator had originally made. Though the reasons I haven't fully thought up honestly. Could be jealousy, a twisted version of obsession, honestly it's up in the air for now.

But I like your hot take! Honestly most aus I've seen where the Heavenly Principles are on the creator's side would fit this very well. Actually it would be interesting if someone did an au where the isekaied protagonist is the reincarnation of the Primordial One and has to deal with the fact that they are trapped in Fontaine because the rage the Hydro Sovereign has would keep them there for all eternity just so he could enact justice on their past life's actions.

[sh1-n0bu]

HELLO HELLOOO I was just wondering if I could ask if you could do a

Kaeya or Thoma ORR Diluc x Self destructive reader? Maybe any genshin character but whenever my mind goes to angst my mind automatically goes to Kaeya and Diluc LMAO

And basically Reader has a hard time expressing feelings and finds comfort in their lowest so they are seen as reserved

And Kaeya or (Character) tries their very best to help them despite reader rejecting their affections and worries But Kaeya or (Character) loves them too much to let go so they just stay by Reader's side

You can add more or plan the rest of the story but right now that's all I could explain

One last if I could ask I'd like to be Banananon/ 🍌 Anon

Besides that have a great time! Your works are amazing 🫶

✿ 𝙧𝙚𝙘����𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 ✿

characters: kaeya, diluc and thoma x nb!reader

warnings: angst, comfort, reader daydreams a lot, mentions of self harm and healed scars

notes: what the reader is going through and their description of self destructive thoughts, actions and behaviors are all greatly influenced by my own not so great moments. if such topics are triggering to you then please scroll past or continue with caution. i hope you’re all doing well in this dark times. i love you and thank you for being here

as the sole survivor of his family and the one given the task to be his destroyed home nation’s one and only hope, the cavalry captain has his own dark moments

definitely did used to self harm as well. it only worsened after his fight with diluc and crepus’ death

and seeing you, his closest companion, lover, his light and life, his dark days and pillar suffer through the same things makes him want to curl up on the floor and wail until there’s nothing left in him

will sit you down and have a nice long talk with you. it can range from your self destructive habits, self harm scars, bad coping mechanisms to even the gossips the cavalry captain had heard or shared with lisa, how diluc’s hair seemed a bit more trimmed today at angel’s share, how the cats at cat’s tail was seemingly more affectionate etc etc

anything you want to talk about, kaeya’s here

scars, relapses or even a new stimming you���ve got, he notices the second he sees it. he may have one eye but he’s keen on noticing the smallest, minute detail that is changed

but if you don’t wish to talk about it or don’t hint anything to him then it’s okay. kaeya can wait but please don’t take too long until you have completely destroyed your own self beyond recognition. he can’t carry the guilt and regret

if you have been relapsing too much then kaeya will have no other choice but to sit you down and talk about it

he will even come to a compromise to quit his alcohol addiction and learn to live again with you, together

if he comes back from his work to see you feeling down in the dumps, prepare yourself to be wrapped up in the biggest fluffy blanket like a burrito and given cuddles and smooches mwah mwah mwah mwah (¯ ³¯)♡

“there there, darling. we’ll go through this together”

another person who has self harmed in the past

personally speaking, i think he used to self harm in a deprivation type of way especially during his time when hunting the fatui harbingers in the merciless eternal winter clad nation of shneznaya

depriving himself of food, water, hygiene, sleep, the basic human necessities to survive

so after the whole hunting harbingers thing is over and the wine tycoon comes back to mondstadt, diluc’s trying his best and starts to let go of his self harming habits, actions etc

in the present time when he sees you, his lover, the dawn to his dark side, the apple of his eye and his most cherished person doing the same things he used to do - it pains him immeasurably

diluc is a straightforward person. if there’s something he doesn’t like he says it, shows it without wasting a single second

but this. this was an incredibly sensitive and a hard topic for anyone to talk about or mention

so he decides to wait for you to say something or even give him the smallest of hints first. however don’t take too long because if diluc sees you continuing to be self destructive then he’s taking things into his own hands

will bring up about the topic on a warm night, when the two of you are cuddling close to each other under the blankets as the fire in the fireplace crackles softly

the atmosphere is soft, silent and comfortable with the smell of your cups filled with hot cocoa wafts through the air. this is when diluc gently brings up the topic

will patiently wait until you wrap your mind around things and answer him. even then the uncrowned king will stay quiet, taking in every words, every names, every breath and sighs you produce with a gentle squeeze to your intertwined hands

when you’re finished opening up to him, diluc will place down both of your cups on the nightstand of the bed and pull you in for a cuddle. you can cry if you want to, he will soothingly rub shapes and sizes into your shoulder with a low hum to soothe you

“it’s alright, my love. you’re safe now. here, with me”

first of all

yes my skrunkly (you), you can marry the puppy vibed blonde fictional man you saw on your device screen. mama nobu approves, he looks like a green flag

anyways, with that shit out of the way

green flag. seriously. just green flag all over

thoma has personally never experienced or committed any self deprecating, harming or destroying actions, thoughts or whatsoever

he does have bad days but that’s it. bad days. he likes to stay enthusiastic about life and living in general so he simply sits down, takes a breather, maybe pay a visit to the stray cats and dogs he looks after in inazuma city before continuing

when thoma first notices your scars whether they’re healed or not, or even sees your self destructive habits such as not eating when your stomach is grumbling, tugging on your hair harshly, peeling the skin around your nails - thoma instantly reaches his hands out and envelopes yours in his own

with a soft voice, the housekeeper would envelop both of your hands in his before looking into your eyes with the most saddest kicked puppy look

will ask you if you’re okay first and foremost before holding your hand and walking back home together. on the way he will buy you some of your favorite treats, drinks, point out a newly opened shop, a new vendor etc etc

when home, thoma would make a nice chamomile tea before sitting down with you on the chabudai. first will start with the small little talks about what happened during his time at the kamisato’s, a cute cat he saw and will eventually slowly drift into your habits

he will be here with you through thick and thin. you’re his pudding after all but before that you are your own person and you deserve to live

“sweettums… i will always be here with you through anything and everything okay?”

[hotchs-big-hands]

🍌okay so I’m not going to scroll to find the link but it was about Aaron’s Quarter Zip jumpers…

So basically right one of his (the orange/brown one) goes “missing” and he is so lost without it because he doesn’t know how it’s gone missing. So he goes into work as per and even though you are a couple you arrive later walking in with the usual hellos and profilers are profilers and know who’s jumper you are wearing and are giggling and smirking because Aaron looks pissed because he knew he didn’t just lose it and he now has to look at you wearing it and try not to get both mad and aroused and you know that once he has spoken with his team and drawn the blinds on his office, he is gonna find out that you have nothing but a bra on underneath it and that he can have it back if he is prepared to let you walk out of his office in a skirt/trousers and a bra.

He totally bangs you against his desk whilst you are wearing it and it’s not quite a hate fuck but it’s a “steal my favourite jumper again” sort of one… though a week later you notice he’s brought you like four of the ones he usually wears and a size bigger, plus he’s worn them too so you can feel extra cozy and comfortable in them.

WKFJEJFJDKXDKGJEJCJSJ THIS IS FUNNY AND HOT SKSKSKSKSKSKS 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣 he would be FERAL over this how dare you steal his fave quarter zip and look that fucking hot in it????? But also knowing his scent is surrounding you, making sure everyone knows you belong to him does smth primal to him 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

[simpjaes]

TOXIC STEP DAD HOON FIC??? DID I READ CORRECTLY??? LETS FUCKING GAURRRRRR

yes i am very much messed in the head. i read neopuppy (love) fics. don't judge me.

-🍌

JHFKSDKFDSJHK not you telling me not to judge u like neopuppy isn't literally one of my closest friends HELP

Banana nonnie, if u knew the plots we talk about, perhaps u would have more faith in me ._. no but fr, she's the only one i've talked about this plot with and im rly excited to write it....tho....it's probably something some ppl might take issue with. oof

[feathergail]

HI OMG ITS BEEN SO LONG.

i hope ur doing great these past few days and taking good care of yourself🙏🙏

make sure to get some rest when needed and dont overwork yourself☺️

have some bananas like always 🍌🍌🍌

-🍌

THANK U!!! yeah ive been pretty inactive but thats just due to class work as well as being fucking Attached to bg3 rn LMFAOOO I literally got like 60 hrs in the past few days

but YEAH thank yoU!

[moonchildstyles]

i feel like aster harry will kiss angel on the cheek, neck, or lips when he turns over in his sleep. like if he was turned facing away from y/n but turns over to his other side which happens to be her side of the bed he'd lean in and kiss her gentle. the room would be dark still so he'd accidently kiss her nose when he intended to kiss her lips but its still cute. and she wouldn't wake up either. it's just something he does naturally when he's half asleep half awake. then he'd cuddle into her until she naturally wraps her arms around him and holds him to her.

~ 🍌

WAIT:( I can so see that:( like he’s turning in bed or like he got a little hot under the covers or cold and missed her or just whatever got him awake in the middle of the night for just a second and he’s just reaching out for her kissing whatever he can reach from her:( her nose her cheek her forehead her shoulder anything anything:( and she has no idea still asleep so it’s something purely for him to feel close to her and let her know he loves her even if she’s asleep:( and maybe one night he does it and she’s not completely asleep so she feels the kiss on the corner of her mouth before he’s out again:(

[daily-vitamin-vbs]

maybe you should ask for a raise..?

— 🍌

oh yeah. Sure, I’ll ask tomorrow after work. I’ll update you guyssssssss (pray for me my boss is scary)

[god-has-entered-my-body]

getting my laptop for this oh my god. do you realize what the word fanfiction means??? it is literally. fiction. i come from a place where everyone shipped at least two of the members of whatever band like what. did that mean we were forcing sexuality on them? no? it is literally. fiction. something we imagine for our own enjoyment? as long as it is not hurting the artist (eg one direction larry that shit got too far) we can do whatever the fuck we want?? does it hurt matty in any way when there is fanfiction out there about him getting fucked in the ass? i honestly think he couldn't care less. and guess what? calling a man things like babygril or princess or whatever as a joke does not make you a transphobe hope this helps!! funny how these people claim you're disrespectful or whatever but then say shit like "haha yeah go and relapse" how about you look in the fucking mirror dickheads. literally what the fuck is wrong with you all can't we just. have fun.

-🍌(sorry i got carried away mwah)

heavy on the cant we just have fun bit. its literally the internet i beg people to have a moment to think about if it truly is that deep xxx

[rebelpeas]

Any updates on publishing Devil town?

-🍌

im in a constant cycle of writing down scenes and dialogue and then deleting other scenes and dialogue. someday

[rr-sheep]

gives u a banan

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[toomanyideasandfandoms]

I knew you'd like the idea >:3

Just imagine the characters having an intervention meeting without the creator and they bring THAT up and the notebook along with it and the entire room just goes to silence and no one know how to bring the fact that close to half of the deaths later on were of their own creator's hands.

You're right though, I def think that Sumeru would actually make the problem worse and potentially cause a relapse in which case another nation takes over and Sumeru is seen as worse or inferior for causing more pain to the creator (like the little hypocrites they are smh)

Imagine there's some pages on the old notebook of just describing how they felt and the reader can see the slow descent to madness as each death happens and it's like forbidden knowledge for them to the point that it actually like becomes risk of being lethal, so they kinda stop looking into it and just try their best to heal their creator and just leave the skeleton in the closet, per say.

I forgot to put my little thing on the last post but here it is again! I have way more ideas for sagau that i will probably never get to write so i'm happy to share them!

🍌anon

🍌 anon I want you to know that I am eating everything up cause MY GOD THE WAVELENGTHS WE'RE HAVING AAAAA

And ohhhhh ohhhhhh forbidden knowledge, your brain rn omg. CHRIST ALMIGHTLY

Some of the notes would actually be forbidden knowledge, especially if we're talking the early ones and if the creator was isekaied before Sumeru's archon quests. Omg- NO ONE CAN READ THE FIRST COUPLE OF EDITIONS, besides for Traveler-

Wait....this just made me realize something. I FORGOT TO EVER THINK ABOUT THE TRAVELER, WHAT ROLE WOULD THEY EVEN HAVE??? OH GOD HOW COULD I OVERLOOK THIS WAIT

Putting a pin in that for later (slamming my head against the wall over this)

But yeah Traveler is probably the one that creator would be closest too, because they have to be the first ones (besides Nahida or Neuvillette) to know the truth. So when the notebooks are found they're the only ones allowed to read it. So they would be at the meeting and conveying what is necessary but also keep the important parts our for the sake of the creator's privacy and to keep the forbidden knowledge from infesting again.

What probably keeps them at an advantage is the language creator uses can only be read by Traveler since Teyvat's language is usually translated for us in game in our own languages.

And also yes Sumeru would be worst, glad we agree. BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE OF THE AKADEMIYA, Azar fucking sucks and would never understand. BUT- if we're talking with Alhaitham being the acting leader then there's a higher chance for them. Especially with the other Sumeru characters being there, and Nahida!! Nahida would be a godsend since she obviously would have the most knowledge, both known and unknown, and also would be able to peer review others ideas based on when she's read the memories of the creator (poor baby got traumatized tho-)

PLUS! Kuni (Wanderer name I use, making sure that's known) being our body guard, ain't no way creator is dying even if it is their wish. Combine that with Cyno also on guard duty and you got a chance of healing way better then whenever Azar (fuck that guy seriously) was in charge.

[blkkizzat]

If you remember, I said my boyfriend is like Otaku!Gojo personality wise. I had said that BEFORE getting to have sex with him for the first time (we’re long distance). Then, in July, I stayed at his house for a week. AND GOD.

We went through ~20 condoms in 5 days. And I felt like a princess the entire time. I am winning at life I fear.

- 🪞

damn you livin the DREAM 🪞 babe. how is your coochie tho? she doing good? she a trooper tho cause you put her through it especially with a freaked otaku!gojo bf jhfdsjhbdkfhvbsdkj.

aww im so happy for you tho. he SHOULD be treating you like a princess. break you down then put you back together with sweet aftercare <33 i hope you get to see him again soon. 💘💘

(also plz why i can picture otaku!gojo being able to dance like this)

[hotchs-big-hands]

🍌 https://www.tumblr.com/hotchs-big-hands/730370757003247616/what-is-hotchs-penis-size-both-canonically-and

I think fic wise, definitely monster cock… you’d be drooling and it would do damage. 8.5 inches and girthy as shit 🤤🤤

Realistically? I think we are looking at 6.5inches with a thick like dick… veiny and definitely nice pink tip. enough that you really are going to have to learn to unhinge your jaw and deal with his size kink… lots of lube and lots of orgasms first before anything past his tip fits…

I bet he has the PRETTIEST cock ever 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[simpjaes]

its 11pm and i feel so idk what's the word

eepy? all i know is i want sunghoon to finger fuck me to sleep

-🍌

i've been thinking about sunghoon heavy lately. i can imagine how soft he'd be :/ letting you lay against his chest, clinging to him while he's got one arm holding your leg up over his waist, his other hand in your shorts. and he'd 100% just be kissing your chin, jaw, and ear when he dips his fingers in.

bro knows how to put his girl to sleep after a long day and i will kill to experience it.

[feathergail]

HELLO HI HEY NEW ANON HERE

ive been too shy to send a msg until now so here i am 👍

js wanted to say that your art is amazing wonderful fabulous magnificent awesome beautiful fantastic and it makes me giggle and kick my feet

call me 🍌 anon 😋

have some bananas 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 eat up! 😛

-🍌

HELO BANANA MAN. I WANT A BANANA

ALSO THANK YOU!! banana

[moonchildstyles]

i can't stop thinking about soft, giggly sex with aster and angel. 🥹 i can't decide if it should take place in the morning or night but i'm thinking more night. like they are under the covers. harry is on top. he'd be slowly rocking his hips back and forth so that he makes sure her clit is being stimulated perfectly. he'd have his face hovering over hers and they'd be staring into each others eyes. then y/n would start giggling and harry would be like, "what?" and angel would reply, "your leg hair is tickling me." and harry would grin at her cuteness. then he'd lean down and blow raspberries on her cheeks and they'd both start laughing again. but when his pace picks up and the laughs turns into moans. she'd have her arms around his back. holding him to her body tightly. and harry would settle with his face tucked into her neck. kissing and leaving hickies. his arms on either side of her head. and evie would be on the floor of the bedroom like, "what are my parents doing. they do this almost every night."

~ 🍌

OMG STOP NOT LITTLE EVIE AT THE END TOO SHFUSHFUSHFUS but love the idea of them having soft sweet and giggly sex too so this is so sweet just having an intimate moment under the covers like just breathy and sweet and kissy and everything but then she gets all giggly and it makes him smile bc he loves seeing her happy:( but when her laugh melts into kissing and moans and just I can see this so well:((((( and little evie at the end shes soooooo true