#🌽 (glenn)

[rar0ld]

" aaaach !! " he pinches the bridge of his nose in frustration, sighing. " look, look. the shipment doesn't come in until friday and you already bought out my last stock. i can't make them come any faster, so please stop asking me for more dick pills !! "

The long, frightening smile on Rarold's face fled like a thief robbing a bank. What does Glenn mean the supply of dick pills doesn't arrive until Friday?! Rarold can't wait three days.... he truly cannot.

"Ermmmm, actuallyyyy..." Rarold starts to say as he raises his finger.

"You see Glenn, my number one scarecrow... Pipsqueeeak and I can't wait 72 houuuuurs. Do you waiiiit three dayyyys in a row to do it with the scarecrow thiiiief...?" His left eye starts to twitch when he says that. "I don't think soooooo. So, hurry uuuup!!! Or else I'll have to go see another pharmaciiist and I don't wanna do thaaaat..." He is now fidgeting with his hands, seemingly nervous. "Beliiiieve me, I don't want to drive my tractor to another village... or worst even! The big asss town!! Bah!!!! I don't wanna do that just to get diiiiick piiiills..." He sighs. "...And anywaysss... I am just fond of yours. "Mr. Long's Big Schlong" are the bessssst dick pills... I don't want to get any otheeeeers. Periiooooooood."

[alfiefuntimes]

tag drop // bkmn.

[rar0ld]

This year's Halloween, once again, was going to be a big event for Rarold. There's no way we're going to make fun of him again! 1974 was going to be his year! (Unlike some people...) Finally, he was going to achieve something that Mousey will never be able to do: a corn maze! Rarold smiles evilly at this and then begins to approach the fence that separates him from his rival: "Ah ah ahhhh... Pipsqueeeak. You will... NEVER be able to do anyyyy event for Halloweeeen! There is no such thiiiing as a potato maze! Get loooooooost!" and he starts laughing. Mousey shrugs at his remark, they had packed plenty of snacks anyway so they were going to make some money during that corn maze event!! Rarold then returns to Glenn. "I'm sooooo happy that you're my scarecrooow. Number one, evennnn!! You'll scare all the kids, so they'll get lost in my field! AHAHAHAHAHA!! So muuuuch moneyyy we're goiiing to make."

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AUTUMN MEME : ACCEPTING.

send 🌽 for our muses to walk through a corn maze together

glenn wasn't sure why the mayor had decided to rent out the cornfield as a corn maze for this year's halloween event — the townsfolk have never been very keen on him, what makes the mayor think they'd want to willingly get lost there ?

not like anyone's ever gotten 'lost' there before ...

" do i really need to help you test this ? i - i'm really not that great with directions ! " not a complete lie, but more of an excuse than anything else. the thought of being stuck in a corn maze for hours on end didn't exactly bring joy to glenn's heart. he'd much rather just watch over his fields like he usually does.

[joojdraws]

Day 34 of all I think about is Rarold...

I may write in this thread my numerous headcanons I have for him 🧵

1) I think he is a father. Have you seen my oc Cornelia yet? If not, don't hesitate to read the freshly written document I made for her! 💕

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KW9Qr_Z9abo09gTI7gEjcZ_mbrjNlC4z/view

2) His birthday is January 3. Why though? In the BKMN playlist Yugo posted on Spotify, "Don't go into that barn" was posted on a January 3. It's where my hc for his birthday comes from! Also that would make him a Capricorn...

Capri...corn! 🌽 (he's just like me fr)

3) His wife name is "Rosie". One of his voice claims is Tom Waits and the latter sang a song called "Rosie". I also hc her middle name to be "Martha". (Which is also a song Tom Waits sang! Listen to them if you haven't already!)

4) Rarold is a Hello Kitty fan. Hello Kitty was created in 1974, which absolutely fits in the BKMN timeline. The guy absolutely is a cat person! (Look how much he cares for his little angel cat Kevin!) He would get all the possible HK merch!

5) Rarold is a bisexual in denial. Listen... everyone in Baths is LGBTQIA+, in this essay I will...

6) Speaking of LGBTQIA+... ⚠️ bkmn spoilers ⚠️ Tillman called Rarold "them". Maybe that's a way of talking but listen... He/They Rarold is real in MY universe! You cannot change my mind.

7) The reason he never talks about his wife is because ⚠️ bkmn spoilers again ig ⚠️ either they're divorced, either he truly killed her (for an unknown reason)... either they had a big argument and she ran away just like Kevin. He just doesn't want to talk about her.

8) Rarold is short for Raroldington. /j (Unless...?)

9) Rarold has a rival (my oc, Mousey). They have been rivals for a decade. Rarold was the only farmer out there and when Mousey showed up, to sell their potatoes, he got real mad. Why was their crops better than his??? He has to do something to make his crops grow better.

10) Glenn is the only citizen in Baths Rarold tolerates. He is not too fond of everyone else but actually appreciate the pharmacist. Just because both don't have a wife anymore and also cause Glenn accepted to look out for Kevin. Rarold sees Glenn as a friend but Glenn doesn't see him as a friend at all. Just like anyone else, he thinks Rarold is that one odd local farmer and nothing else!

11) ⚠️ MAJOR BKMN SPOILERS ⚠️

Rarold is still alive.

He lived bitch./ref

Look at that man from behind.

A year has passed since Tillman scratched him and just... That one guy has the same outfit as Rarold, the same red color to depict them. And also... longer hair??? Rarold's hair sure grew a lot in a year. Note that his outfit seems to be all messy as well. He's been wearing the same thing for a year!!! why isn't he in jail, tho??? well i think everyone in baths just didn't care about him... and they left his "corpse" on the ground! and eventually, he managed to escape cause he was still alive. (maybe someone found him and took care of him? 🤔) and before you tell me "no way he's dead!!!" reminder than Tillman says this:

"I think?" which means he's unsure if Rarold is actually dead or not... Which may be a foreshadowing, implying he is not dead. It's not the last time you will see good ol Rarold, everyone. The man's still alive and kicking!

⚠️ bkmn spoilers (once again) ⚠️

12).Based on the fact he may still be alive, I wonder what is he up to...? Maybe he realized the terrible things he did and tries to be a better person. Maybeeee he has regrets and is very ashamed. He can't go back to Baths, tho.

if he returns there, he just will he arrested anyways. from the picture we see towards the end, i think he is very far away from baths. probably far from kevin too. (i hc tillman adopted him) That is so much a mystery to me. So much possible scenarios...!

13) His wife and him met in 1950, both aged 25. Rosie was a woman from the city and absolutely fell in love with the country man that is Rarold. She left town to live with him and married a year later. That truly was love at first sight!

14) Rarold has a soft side. (As unlikely as it may be) He only shows it to the people he truly cares about. He's not very talkative but absolutely is if he talks with someone he finds interesting. He can talks about what he's passionate about for houuuuurs.

15) Rarold loves the following things:

• Corny jokes.

• Corny love songs.

• Corndogs.

• Popcorn.

... Anything with corn in it.

16) Rarold had a number one scarecrow that he lost one day. He will miss it forever. He often wonders what happened to his precious little scarecrow. He told everyone in Baths about it but no one cared... obviously.

17) Rarold's personality type might be... ISTJ. I see Rarold as an introverted being. With sensing, thinking and judging part for his character. That would make sense!

...That's all about my headcanons (for now)! Maybe I will have some new ones in the future but that is all for today, folks. Thanks if you have read everything. Have a corntastic day! 🌽✨

[twdmusicboxmystery]

Hi! Still on the subject of Beth's portrait, isn't it strange how Jadis drew her? I mean, the portraits of Hershel and Glenn are more "common" while Beth is in a very specific pose. In a way that only we, the audience, and Daryl himself have seen, as this image is from after the prison fall, when she was with Daryl, and Maggie hasn't seen her since. Could Daryl have helped Jadis with the painting in any way? Sorry if this got confused.

Yeah, it definitely is. I don't know if Daryl would have helped with the painting. They haven't given us any context for how the paintings came into creation. So, it's possible he did. For me, I don't really see Daryl's character doing that. I could be wrong, of course, but I feel like it would have been too painful for him and something he might have felt was a waste of time. It's not, of course, but in the same way he needled Beth about her singing. He's just more absorbed with finding food and keeping people alive than art. So my feeling is that he would have left the portraits to Maggie. But again, no way to know for certain.

But if I'm right, all that means is that the writers purposely used that pose for her picture to remind us of her time with Daryl. It's thematic, but there's really no reason to do it unless it's going to come around again. The other thing that always really got me is that there were several times that her portrait, specifically, ended up in shots with Jesus (this was before he died). And in those shots, we didn't see the other portraits. Only hers. That seemed very purposeful to me. (Beth = Christ figure, etc.)

So, I think everything about her portrait was purposeful. We're still just waiting for the ultimate payoff. Thanks for your thoughts! Xoxo! 🌽💗

[rar0ld]

" ugh, for the last time, quit bothering me during work hours. i've got shit to do and i don't want you scaring away all my customers ! " glenn pinches the bridge of his nose in frustration, this is the fifth time this week rarold has come into his pharmacy pleading glenn to post flyers and take away his precious time to look for his 'cat' .. and it was only tuesday. " look, just - fine. you can hang up your flyers for all i care, just let me do my work in peace while you're at it. "

Glenn was the only citizen of all Baths whom Rarold tolerated. The one and only reason why he appreciated him was the fact that both of them were divorced, so the odd farmer thought that was a valid reason to have sympathy for him. He thought they could both relate to each other and he often visited him to put up his flyers about his darling Kevin... several times in the same day! But today was different...!

"Hehehe. You'd be happyyy to know I didn't come withhh it, todayy... Flyers aren't enoughh... I'm heree to ask you something elsee, my dear friiiend, Mr. Pharmaciiist...! I wanted to asssk you... To looook outt for my darlingg Keviin...! With me! Let's goo outsidee together!"

He hears what he says and starts feeling emotional all of a sudden, so much he starts crying...! "Bothering youuu? Meeee? Come on, Mr. Pharmaciiist... You're jokingg, riiight? Hhhh... I can't bother youu that muuuch, riiight...? Do I...? Impossible..! We're friendsss, Mr. Pharmaciiiist...!" And then, out of nowhere, he falls to the ground and grabs Glenn's leg.

"Please, Mr. Pharmaciiist... You and I we are both divorced men... You mus' understand how it isss to lose someone...! Please help me find my little angel cat...! I misss hiiim soooooo muuuch...! Kevin is probably sooo... sooo saaad and lonelyy nooow...!"

[rar0ld]

Rarold was clutching Glenn's leg so tightly that he wouldn't be able to get out of it anytime soon. He doesn't really know why he appreciated Glenn so much, out of nowhere. He surely had sympathy for him just for the simple and unique fact that both of them were divorced. He had cried so much that there was now a tiny puddle of tears on the floor. He stops crying and sniffles when he hears Glenn say he's going to help him find his precious darling Kevin.

"Mr. Pharmaciiiist... Reallyyy... You acceeept... to heeeelppp meee...?"

He pulls away from his leg and stands up, to look at him right in the eyes, tearing once again. Rarold was a very emotional man, especially when it came to his little angel cat whom he loves more than anything. He then approaches his face to Glenn.

"I... I don't know what to sayyy... That issss... so kind of youuu....!"

"OHHH... GLENNNNN... EVEN ONE HOUR IS ENOUGHHH TO MEEEE... OHHH MR. GLENN HAROD... YOU TRULY AREEE.... A FRIIIIIEND...HHHHHHHHHHH..."

He has such a big smile. He was so happy that the pharmacist is going to help him in his quest to find his adorable little missing cat.

"That truly issss niice of you, reallyyy... But Glenny, my besssst friiiend..." He puts his hand on his shoulder. "Jus' so ya knoow... Never... EVEEEER... Call my cat 'stupid' ever agaiiin, okayyy? Keviiiin isss not stupiiid. He's a veryyyy intelligent cat...! Ehehehehehehehe..."

He takes his hand off his shoulder and then just giggles, spinning around and dancing, he was seemingly very excited to go outside with Glenn...!

@rar0ld, continued from here // this man was a liability if he ever saw one. of all the people he's met in this town, rarold was surely one of the most .. unpredictable, to say the very least.

glenn listened to him with growing dread, hoping the man wouldn't ask him to do some outrageous favour that he hadn't the patience for. he leaned against his countertop, fingers idly tapping as rarold continued. he didn't pay too much attention to what he was saying until suddenly, rarold was grasping his leg and sobbing onto him.

" UHHHH ? "

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE DOING ??   glenn immediately leapt back when rarold grabbed onto his legs, wailing in the middle of his store. eyes darted from side to side, hoping no one would walk in. he knew rarold wouldn't stop until he agreed, so he reluctantly blurts out.

" FINE, FINE !!  i’ll help you find your stupid cat, just get off me ! "

talk about sad and lonely .. he glanced to the clock hanging on the wall, eyebrows furrowing together. normally he wouldn't take his lunch break for at least another hour, but he figured he may as well get this over with now. with a heavy sigh, he extends his arm, leaning away as he gingerly pushed on rarold's shoulder to ease him off his leg.

" i suppose i can take my lunch break now, b - but we can't be out for more than an hour ! just .. give me a moment to lock this place up first. "

[glnnhrd]

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AUTUMN MEME : ACCEPTING.

send 🌽 for our muses to walk through a corn maze together

glenn wasn't sure why the mayor had decided to rent out the cornfield as a corn maze for this year's halloween event — the townsfolk have never been very keen on him, what makes the mayor think they'd want to willingly get lost there ?

not like anyone's ever gotten 'lost' there before ...

" do i really need to help you test this ? i - i'm really not that great with directions ! " not a complete lie, but more of an excuse than anything else. the thought of being stuck in a corn maze for hours on end didn't exactly bring joy to glenn's heart. he'd much rather just watch over his fields like he usually does.