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everytime you draw a vander/warwick blep an angel gets its wings
Here's for the angels, then!!
They're all gonna yank poor Vanders tongue out
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#silco#vander#warwick#vi#jinx#answering stuff#i loooove werewolf/monster blep#its my weakness
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i’m drooling at ur older bf price (not much else to say except when/if u ever have more thots abt him please share 🙏)
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You curl in on yourself after sex, sometimes. It’s a pattern Price has noticed—you’ll finish, then he will, and in the humid moments after, the shutters in your eyes will close. You won’t meet his gaze.
He’s only asked once about it, and it had been so clear that the question disturbed you that he hadn’t pressed. You’d tell him, he reasoned, when you were ready—
(And he could nudge you in that direction in the meanwhile.)
The sink is put back together, cabinet door closed. Your sundress is wrapped and twisted around your midsection, naked breasts wet with his saliva and compressed against his chest as you lay panting on top of him. His shirt is in some far-off corner, thrown aside, and his jeans are around his knees.
“That was nice,” he murmurs in your ear, kissing your hair. He makes a home for his fingertips between your shoulder blades, walking the trail of your spine, up and down, slow as a tide.
“Mm-hm,” you say, out at sea. Far away.
He can’t deny that it disappoints him. But it isn’t about him, and he shouldn’t make it so. Even if it is about him, it isn’t actually about him—it’s about something else that has attached itself to him. Things are like that more often than not—deeper, older problems with hooks, the barbed kind that sink in and cling and won’t come out of their own accord.
So he keeps kissing your hair, and he keeps stroking your back. His softened cock hasn’t slipped from you yet, and he makes no move to dislodge it. You nestle closer to him; shift your body over his, a little, just for the feeling of it. He waits for the sigh—the long, steady breath you take after the act, after you’ve found yourself again in wherever it is you go after moments like this.
“This is probably weird to talk about after sex,” you say, and Price’s ears perk up.
“Nothing weird between us, dove,” he encourages. “What’s on your mind?”
You play with his chest hair a little, twirling it around with the manicured ends of your nails. (A manicure he happily paid for.)
“You’re the first man who’s ever given a damn about me,” you mumble into his neck.
“I’m sorry to hear that,” he says honestly. He kisses you again, because he wants to, and because he wants it to comfort you.
“You don’t make me feel stupid for not being able to do stuff on my own,” you continue. “My step—my mom’s husband. He used to make fun of me for, for getting confused about changing my car’s oil. Or he’d get annoyed at me. Or I’d need him to change my tires because I can’t do it on my own, and I’d call him for help, and he wouldn’t pick up the phone.”
“He sounds like a piece of work,” Price comments.
A younger version of himself would have offered to beat the shit out of the asshole. That self’s anger on your behalf sits radioactive in his chest even now—corrosive, roiling, righteous fury, ready to carve your name on whatever offal is left over after Price gets through with him.
But that would be for his own ego, not for you. That has no place here.
“Do you know—” and your voice breaks a little, “do you know how bad it feels when a man who’s supposed to look out for you treats you like you’re an idiot? Like you’re not smart enough to be worth helping?”
“Some,” he says. “It’s an awful feeling. I wish you didn’t know how it felt, dove. I’m sorry.”
He feels something warm and wet drip onto his chest, and your shoulders begin to shake.
It’s not the full-body, wracking cry of catharsis. Just an episode of something longer, something tired. A problem dealt with, over and over again—a wound that reopens sometimes, if it’s pulled the wrong way.
Price gathers you closer, wraps his arms around you tighter. He cups the back of your neck with one hand and murmurs “shhh” into your hair, soothing and quiet, squeezing you against him.
“I’m okay,” you say, a little watery. “Really, I am.”
“I know you are,” he says.
He tilts your face toward his, and kisses the center of your forehead. You meet his eyes with your own, wide and glistening with your tears.
“I’m always gonna help you, dove,” he promises, catching one that falls with the edge of his thumb. “And you can always ask.”
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No I don’t have daddy issues why do you ask
#answered#price x reader#price x you#price x y/n#captain john price#john price#price smut#john price x reader#john price x you#mwritesprice#madi writes#one more of these and I’ll have to make a master list
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From experience I can say the trans community loves Odasaku!!
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Dom! Channie who's fucking tired! reader even after they've run all out of energy but welp channie is too pent up and frustated to stop that reader just blacks out while riding him so he just rests reader's head onto his shoulder, cradling them while he still keeps fucking up into them, well because daddy takes what daddy needs
Fuck that's getting even me dizzy now pls
🏷️ cw ; daddy!chan, cnc, slight pain kink ig?, breeding
it's not the first time he's taken you like this, when you're too fucked out to keep your eyes open. your body slumps against his and he shifts so your face nestles into the crook of his neck. your cunt's still wrapped around him, tight like a vice, and there's no way he can stop before he's pumped another load deep into your womb.
chan loves having sex with you and making love to you any time and place - but he can't deny there's something so dirty about you letting him use you like his personal fleshlight, his own cum dripping down his balls as he breeds you over and over long after you've passed out. it makes his dick throb almost painfully.
he's sure his hands are bruising your hips with the grip he's got on them as he holds you still. he fucks up into you with steady thrusts, aiming for the spot that has you clenching around him even more.
you whimper and jolt as he hits your cervix and holds you down on his cock, shushing you in the same breath, "quiet, baby, let daddy take what he needs,"
"my pretty slut's such a good girl for daddy, isn't she? don't worry, baby. daddy will take good care of you. he'll use your body all night."
#answered#anonymous#stray kids smut#skz smut#stray kids hard hours#skz hard hours#stray kids imagines#skz imagines#stray kids headcanons#skz headcanons#stray kids x reader#skz x reader#stray kids fanfic#skz fanfic#bang chan x reader#bang chan smut#;skz blurbs
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*politely knocks on the door* hi bunny uh… I was wondering if you could do some bee hybrid sfw and nsfw please and thank you. And can i please be 🍄 anon? Thanks :) P.S. your bee hybrid writing bring me a lot of comfort, so thank you so much.
The bee hybrids quite enjoy the sight of you eating honey, especially if it’s a batch they worked on themselves.
Watching you raise the spoon to your plump lips, your soft pink tongue darting out to get a taste, and honey dripping down your chin, leaving your chest sticky…
It gets them going.
You’re always taste testing the newest treats, all honey themed. Honey buns, honey pie, honey flavored teas and candies… they’re all delicious, and each have a different flavor.
Depending on the bee hybrid making it, it could be slightly sour, sweet, or even spicy, like it’s spiked with cinnamon.
So when your attendants gather around you, cooing as they feed you different jars of honey and sweet treats, you’re sure they’re in bliss.
Seeing their queen enjoy the very thing they try hardest to make gets them buzzing excitedly, cocks growling hard. Even the most dignified bee hybrid in your royal court would melt seeing you hum in appreciation at the taste of their honey.
So it’s not out of the ordinary for you to be sat on one of your attendants cocks, your cheeks nuzzled and your pussy being lapped at as you’re fed lots of honey!
You’re their queen, they have to make sure you’re well fed, don’t they? And how could they ever call themselves proper bee hybrids if they didn’t make sure you were pampered with lots of orgasms and snuggles while making them feel so happy?
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#🍄 anon#bee hybrid smut#bee hybrid x reader#bee hybrid#monster fucker#monster lover#monster fudger#monster boyfriend#monster fic#ask answered#anon ask#terato#chubby!reader#chubby reader#teratophillia#terat0philliac#teraphilia#exophelia#plus size reader#insect monster#monster bf#monster breeding#monster x you#monster x reader#monster x human#monster imagine
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Alex: Franco explained to us what an argentinian Christmas was like earlier today James: How does it work? Franco: It's- Alex: This is a 45 minute answer by the way Franco: NO BUT-
#it was in fact a 45 minute answer#and he didn't even get onto the midnight fireworks and dancing with your drunk uncles part#gonna miss them soooo bad#fc43#franco colapinto#alex albon#aa23#james vowles#williams racing#f1
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face value
#it's autism torment hours for cloud strife (featuring Projection™️)#everybody just assumes the worst about cloud the moment they meet him.#i think all the time about the 'be nice!' -> 'i'm doing my best :(' thing from remake. like. all he did was answer a fucking question.#it burns because i know EXACTLY what it's like to be on the receiving end of that. 'don't be rude!' i wasn't planning on it but ok i guess?#and people getting mad because they assumed i meant something completely different than what i said.#how many times have i asked 'hey when are we leaving' (so i know when we're leaving. god forbid)#only for them to hear 'WAAA WAAAAAAA HURRY UP!!!!!!! I WANNA LEAVE RIGHT NOWWWWW UGGHHHHHH'#like ???????????#we're speaking the same language right??? RIGHT????????#cloud listen bby. just know that i'm always here for you. even if no one else got ur back.#ok i'm better now. at least until the next easily avoidable stupid misunderstanding#ffvii#cloud strife#my art <3
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Okay hear me out
Conner and neglected!reader have been dating for a while and the have a sex tape together what would happen if it got leaked
The boring answer is that the bat fam would scrub that thing from the internet so damn fast it would be like a fart in a hurricane.
The fun answer is that people would be critiquing that movie like it was an award wining movie production.
How long did Conner last?
How kinky did it get?
How flexible is Reader?
Was there hair pulling? Was there spitting?
Was it just fucking?
Or, did they make love so deliciously sweet that people jerked off to it and cried in loneliness?
The entire DC universe’s public would want to know how a Kryptonian fucks. Even if Conner is only half.
It would become a hit movie AND a documentary.
(And, you know that thing would be filmed right. Ultra HD 4k and damn good lighting, all bought with Brucie and Lex’s money. Bonus points if it was filmed in Wayne manor.)
#luluramblings#answered asks#yandere batfam#yandere batfamily#batfam x reader#batfamily x reader#yandere dc#yandere batfam x reader#yandere batfamily x reader#platonic batfam#yandere conner kent x reader#yandere conner kent#conner kent x reader#conner kent
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The lesbians also love sigma
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The gay guys love chuuya! (And I’m sure he does to cuz he’s one of us lmfao)
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*A familiar figure is passed out on Vex's bed.*
@hells-sleepiest-succubus
*He was too busy watching TV until he hears the door opening. About to greet Amythist, he was surprised when she just flopped down on his bed without a word. He shrugs, gently pulling her up to cuddle with him, and goes back to watching his show*
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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.
#christianity#catholic#religion#not heresy#this is why I answer theological questions#laugh all you want#just don’t be loud and wrong
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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.
LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.
Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.
Sources:
#unforth rambles#fuck ai#llms#sorry but i think this every time I see a reblog with more haha funny answers#how many tries did it take to generate the absurd#how many resources got wasted just to prove what we already know - that these tools are a joke#please stop contributing to this
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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women
don't let anything stop u from being a hater king
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@schnuffel-danny hehehe
regarding this post: from schnuffle
#jackal shenanigans#danny phantom#skeh#dp x spn#supernatural#superphantom#castiel#dean winchester#sam winchester#danny fenton#6/17/24#hehehe I’m on some sort of crack or something I’m so happy to be out of artblockkkkkk thank u schnuffllle ily you cured me#also somrhging abt that rb chain rubbed me the wrong way I had to refocus and drew this before I could answer lol
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