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Ein from Love Is Indivisible by Twins
Today's AniAnimal is Ein the cat from "Love Is Indivisible by Twins". 今日のアニアニマルは『恋は双子で割り切れない』の猫のアインです。
#AniAnimal#アニアニマル#Anime#AnimeCat#KoiWaFutagoDeWarikirenai#LoveIsIndivisibleByTwins#アニメ#アニメ猫#ふたきれ#恋は双子で割り切れない
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【ナナハチ’s ROOM】サイベリアン☆ブルーシルバーパッチトタビー&ホワイトの女の子 20241026
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『であえたことに ありがとう』 文・きむらゆういち 絵・tono
世界文化社さん(@sekaibunka_jido)より4月18日に発売されます。 初めて絵本の絵を担当させていただきました。 猫の母子の、出会いの感謝の物語。大切な人へ、贈り物にぴったりな一冊です。
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in honour of our boys appearing yet again for Les Mis Letters, here is a look at their names + my favourite lines from the Chinese translation of Les Mis (by Li Dan and Fang Yu)
Enjolras = 安灼拉 (Ān zhuó lā)
安 meaning peace
灼 meaning burning/bright
“他有天使那么美。” = He was as pretty as an angel
“他在欢乐中也不苟言笑” = He did not smile even when he was happy.
“他是自由女神云石塑像的情人” = He was lady liberty's marble lover.
Combeferre = 公白飞 (Gōng bái fēi)
公 can be found in the word 公平, meaning just
白 meaning white (which makes me think of: "Combeferre was as gentle as Enjolras was severe, through natural whiteness.")
飞 meaning flight
安灼拉近于义,公白飞近于仁。= Enjolras was closer to righteousness, Combeferre was closer to kindness.
如果这两个青年当年登上了历史舞台,也许一个会成为公正无私的人,而另一个则成为慎思明辨的人 = If these two young men had ascended the stage of history, one would have been a fair and just man, and the other a careful and discerning man.
公白飞也许能双膝着 地,两手合十,以待未来天真无邪地到来,希望人们去恶从善的巨大 进化不至于受到任何阻扰。= Combeferre would have gone on his knees, hands clasped, and bring about the innocent arrival of the future, and hoped that nothing would impede the evolution of the people.
Jean Prouvaire/Jehan = 让·勃鲁维尔 (Ràng·bó lǔ wéi'ěr) / 热安 (Rè ān)
shares an 安 with Enjolras, meaning peace
让·勃鲁维尔是个多情种子 = Jean Prouvaire was the affectionate type
他说起话来语调轻缓,俯首低眉,腼腆地微笑着,举动拘束,神气笨拙,无缘无故地脸羞得通红,胆怯。然而,猛不可当 = He spoke in a soft and tender tone, bowed his head and lowered his gaze, smiled shyly, moved reservedly, had a clumsy air, his face would flush red for no reason, and was timid. But his ferocity was undaunted.
Feuilly = 弗以伊 (Fú yǐ yī)
他只有一个念头:拯救世界。他还另外有种愿望:教育自己,他说这也是拯救自己 = He only had one thought: to rescue the world. He also had another wish, to educate himself, which he said was also to rescue himself.
弗以伊是个性情豪放的人。他有远大的抱负。这孤儿让人民为父母 = Feuilly had a bold temperament. He had great ambitions. This orphan took the people in, and became their parent.*
Courfeyrac = 古费拉克 (Gǔ fèi lākè)
克 meaning overcome or subdue
古费拉克确实具有人们称为鬼聪明的那种青春热力。这种热力,和小猫的可爱一样 = Courfeyrac had what one might describe as the cleverness and passion of youth. This passion can also be found in the cuteness of a kitten
不过古费拉克是个诚实的孩子 = However, Courfeyrac was an honest boy.
在多罗米埃身上蕴藏着一个法官,在古费拉克身上蕴藏着一个武士。 = In Tholomyès' body contained a judge; in Courfeyrac's body contained a knight.
安灼拉是首领,公白飞是向导,古费拉克是中心。= Enjolras was the leader, Combeferre was the guide, Courfeyrac was the heart.
Bahorel = 巴阿雷 (Bā ā léi)
雷 meaning thunder
巴阿雷是个善于诙谐而难与相处的人,诚实,爱花钱,挥霍到近于奢侈,多话到近于悬河,横蛮到近于不择手段,是当魔鬼最好的材料 = Bahorel was a humourous man, though difficult to get along with, honest, spendthrift, spending to the point of extravagance, talking to the point of eloquence, bold to the point of brashness and had the perfect makings of a devil.**
他的父母是农民,对父母他是知道反复表示敬意的。= His parents were peasants, and he knew to often treat them with much respect.
关于他们,他常这样说:“这是些农民,不是资产阶级,正因为这样,他们才有点智慧。” = Regarding them, he often said: "These are peasants, not bourgeois; thus they are the wiser."
Lesgle/Bossuet = 赖格尔 (Lài gé ěr) / 博须埃 (Bó xū āi)
���须埃是个遭遇不好的快乐孩子。他的专长是一事无成,相反地对一切都付之一笑。= Bossuet was an unfortunate, but happy child. His specialty was to achieve nothing, and would laugh at everything.
他能很快用到他最后一个苏,却从不会笑到他的最后一声笑。= He could quickly spend his last sou, but he would never smile a last smile.
Joly = 若李 (Ruò lǐ)
他认为人和针一样,可以磁化,于是,他把卧室里的床摆成南北向,使他血液的循环不致受到地球大磁场的干扰 = He believed man and needle were the same - able to be magnetized - and so he had his bed turned facing the north and south to prevent his blood circulation from receiving any interferences from the Earth's magnetic field.
可是在所有这些人中,他是最热闹的一个 = But amongst these men, he was the liveliest of them all.
年轻,乖僻,体弱,兴致高,这一切不相连属的性格汇集在他一人身上,结果使他成了个放荡不羁而又惹人喜爱的人 = Young, eccentric, frail, and cheerful: all these individual characteristics constituted his being, resulting in a peculiar man whom people were fond of.
Grantaire = 格朗泰尔 (Gé lǎng tài ěr)
朗 meaning bright or clear
格朗泰尔是个不让自己轻信什么的人。= Grantaire was a person who did not allow himself to believe in anything.
这个乱七八糟的怀疑者在这一伙信心坚定的人中,向谁靠拢呢?向最坚定的一个 = To whom did this mess of a skeptic lean towards in this group of confident and steadfast men? To the most resolute.
没有谁比瞎子更喜爱阳光。没有谁比矮子更崇拜军鼓手。= No one could love the sunlight more than the blind man. No one could worship the drummer more than the dwarf.
这是种深深的矛盾,因为感情也是一种信念。= This is deeply contradictory, for love*** is also a form of belief.
他经常受到安灼拉的冲撞,严厉的摈斥,被撵以后,仍旧回来,他说,安灼拉“是座多美的云石塑像”!= He was often attacked and harshly rebuked by Enjolras. Still, he would return even after being driven out, and say that Enjolras "could be a beautiful, marble statue!"
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If anyone is interested in other lines and what they have been translated to, feel free to let me know and I can dig it up for you! And thanks for reading all this way :)
*Other Chinese speakers pls help me verify if this is an accurate translation? Idk why this particular sentence is tripping me up.
**Verification on his translation most welcome too; this REALLY sent me on a doozy.
***感情 can also be translated as feelings, affection, fondness etc. Used as "He has feelings for him."
#posting this one letter late 😔#but in my defence i was busy :p and my Chinese is not...the best...so translating was hard#feel free to provide any corrections or additions!!#bc knowing me i probably made a ton#les mis#les amis de l'abc#les mis letters#lm 3.4.1#should i tag them all#enjolras#combeferre#jean prouvaire#feuilly#courfeyrac#bahorel#bossuet#joly#grantaire#syrup ramble
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名前:貝賀 琴莉(かいが ことり)
ニックネーム:ことぴよ
生年月日:2001年1月12日
血液型:A型
出身地:茨城県ひたちなか市
身長:162cm
体重:非公開
好きな食べ物:オムライス、いちご
好きな場所:湯船、家
趣味:アニメ鑑賞、Youtubeでメイク動画を見ること
特技:書道、ゴルフ
最近一番嬉しかったこと:猫を飼い始めたこと
仕事のキッカケ:中学生雑誌を見て
子供の頃の夢:お笑い芸人
今後の目標:雑誌の表紙を飾れるようなタレント
憧れの先輩:林ゆめ
人生で大切にしていること:心にゆとりを持つこと
所属事務所:ゼロイチファミリア
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猫好きなかたも多いようですので、沖縄で生きている猫(マヤー)の写真も紹介します。私も猫好きで、知り合いの飼い猫も撮影させてもらってます。那覇市に住むマヤー、メインクーン。ちょっと性格が強い子でした😅😅😅。写真は無料でダウンロードできるようにしていますので自由に利用してください。
"For the cat lovers out there, here's a look at cats (Myaa) living in Okinawa. I'm a cat lover myself and have taken photos of my friends' cats too. This Myaa, a Maine Coon living in Naha City, had quite a strong personality 😅😅😅. The photos are available for free download, so feel free to use them."
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柴犬こたろーとりんたろ&黒猫ちゅ〜たろ〜 on X: "月末月曜日のつらさよ🥹 かわいい子たちのおかげで乗り切れたわ〜😉 みんなお疲れ様でした! https://t.co/KBSgibuJg2" / X
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この二日間は息子の高校入試の付き添いへ。
誰に似たのかめっちゃ真面目なので
コツコツ頑張ってたし
私はそばで大丈夫?とかなんやら気が気でなくて
ぶつぶつ言ってる
お母さんってそういうポジションよな。笑
やることやって出し切れたみたいなので
あとは結果を待つだけ〜
あと数日で卒業式だ
早いなぁー。
私もやっと肩の力が抜けたので
途中放置してた確定申告終わらせなきゃ。
写真はこないだの撮影の時に美容院にいた猫ちゃん
高いところから目だけ出して
ずっとこっちみてた、かわいいにゃー。
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Kiri-e red seal ‘LOVE & kitten’ Distribution period: 8 August - all the way until cats and pigeons are friends. ❤️
The ‘LOVE & Nyanko’ cut-out vermilion seal has been renewed🐈❣️
The white cat symbolises purity, happiness and healing and is a ‘blessed cat’, a being that brings peace of mind. The pigeon is also known as the ‘divine messenger’ of the Hachiman God. As long as these children get on well with each other, they are sure to bring great blessings 🥰.
This red seal is a collaboration with paper cut-out artist Maki Matsubara of Kurokumosha, at Yame in Kyu-syu Japan.
切り絵御朱印 「LOVE &にゃんこ」 頒布期間:8月8日〜猫と鳩が仲良くいるまでずっと❤️
「LOVE &にゃんこ」の切り絵御朱印が、リニューアルです🐈❣️
白猫は純粋さや幸福、癒しを象徴し、心の平穏をもたらす存在の『福猫』です。 また鳩は八幡神の『神使』として知られています。 この子たちが仲良くしている間は、大きなご利益があること間違いないでしょう🥰
八女の切り絵作家である「くろくも舎」の松原 真紀さんとのコラボ御朱印になります。
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食材の多い料理店
The Restaurant of Many Ingredients (Much Meat)
全身白髪だらけだと
As he strokes his red crest,
赤いとさかを撫でながら
Fry Kitchen grumbles that he's covered
フライ・キッチンがぼやく
Head to toe in white hairs
石臼での粉挽きなど
This is the first time in his life
生まれて初めて 昔は
That he's ever ground flour with a stone mortar
そんな身分じゃなかった
This hadn't been his standing in life in the past
.
屍用人に身を落としても
Though he'd stooped to the position of undead servant
家畜の姿に変わっても
Though his form had changed to that of livestock
意外と気分は悪くない
It actually isn't all that bad
今になって気がついたのさ
It was now that he realized
机に積まれた札束など
That stacks of money piled up on a desk
何の意味も無かったんだと
Don't really mean anything
.
肉の焦げた匂いが漂う
The smell of charred meat wafts through the air
次は自分じゃない事を祈る
He prays that he isn't next
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ずっとうんざりしてたのさ
He'd always been so bored and fed up
23人の兄弟ども
So he finally bid farewell
ようやく別れを告げて
To his 23 siblings
ポーク・チョップは独立した
Pork Chop had set out on his own
嬉しい事のはずなのに
This should have been a happy thing
何故だか少し寂しい
But somehow it was a little lonesome
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鼻を鳴らして野菜を切る
He cuts vegetables while snuffling and snorting
刃物の扱いは慣れたものさ
He's gotten used to holding a knife
何人も刻んできたから
Since he's chopped up countless people
希代の始末屋だったのに
He'd once been uncommonly stingy
今じゃのろまの従兄弟にさえも
But nowadays he can't even hold a candle
頭があがりゃしないのさ
To those blockhead cousins of his
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熊の瞳がこっちを見ている
The bear's eyes are looking his way
獲物が自分じゃない事を祈る
He prays that he's not its prey
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憧れのあの方にならば
Chateau Briand had declared that
食べられても構いませんわ
As long as it was by the one he admired
シャトー・ブリアンは言い切った
He wouldn't mind being eaten
あの日話しかけられなくて
He hadn't been able to speak to them that day
助ける事が出来なかった
And so couldn't save them
後悔は今も残る
His regrets linger even now
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16人目のコックになる
He'd become the 16th cook
決意して門をたたいたけど
Though he had mustered his will and applied for an apprenticeship
既に屋敷はもぬけの殻
The mansion was already an empty husk
今ではもうあの時とは
And now everything
全てが変わってしまったけど
Is different from the way things were then
変わらないものだってあるの
Yet there are some things that haven't changed
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けだるげな赤猫をみかける
He spies a listless looking red cat
自分のお腹の肉をなでる
It pats the meat of his belly
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たどたどしい手つきの料理
I wordlessly gaze upon
行う弟子たちの姿を
The sight of my pupils
俺は無言で眺める
Carrying out their clumsy cooking technique
昔のことなど忘れた
I've forgotten most of my past
それでもこの調理場に��
Even so, this kitchen
懐かしい匂いがする
Has a scent that brings back memories
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誰かと旅をし料理をする
To go traveling with someone, and make food with them,
それがかつて自分が望んだ
Wasn't that the life that I had once
生活だったのだろうか
Wished to have?
店をにぎわす異界の客
These guests from the parallel world bustling through the restaurant,
彼らのために用意された
I reach for the new ingredient
新たな食材を手に取る
That I've prepared for them
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幸せの花は赤く綺麗で
The flower of happiness is a lovely red
メインディッシュのスパイスに最適
It'll be a perfect spice for the main dish
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再び弟子たちに目をやる
Again he looks towards his apprentices
選ばなければならない
He'll have to select
メインディッシュの食材を
The main ingredient for the main dish
不足で困る事は無い
He isn't lacking in choice
ここはとても食材の多い
This is Mister Dog's restaurant
ミスター・ドッグの料理店
Of many ingredients
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Crocodile, Tiger from Love Is Indivisible by Twins
Today's AniAnimal are this tiger and crocodile from Naori's imagination in "Love Is Indivisible by Twins". 今日のアニアニマルは『恋は双子で割り切れない』で 那織 が想像した虎とワニです。
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【ナナハチ’s ROOM】ボンベイ☆ブラックの男の子 20241007
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Some online Chinese fics that I like 2023
I had made a similar post in 2022. For 2023, there didn't seem much that I am following until the end of the year.
BG/no-pairings
《我的爷爷二十二》作者:一枚铜钱 Completed 《满朝文武都能听到我的心声》 作者:白色的木 WIP 《深海余烬》作者:远瞳 WIP 《带着网咖回1950》作者:一斤小鳄梨 WIP BL
《兼职爱豆指北》作者:观自在 Completed 《邪神竟是我自己》 作者:宁世久 WIP 《都市怪谈幕后之主》 作者:无衣yoyo WIP
《我的爷爷二十二》作者:一枚铜钱 Completed
2018年,他们已经是古稀之年 一夜之间 他们回到了22岁,腰不酸了,腿也不疼了 正当他们以为重回青春年华,可以改变各种轨迹走上人生巅峰的时候却发现 ——这里依然是2018年 于是他们变成了——没身份证、没银行卡、没户口的穷光蛋+黑户 嗯???这可怎么玩???
It was a fic from 2018 but I only read it now. I like the little moments of life that are very touching.
《满朝文武都能听到我的心声》 作者:白色的木 WIP
*古代奇幻轻小说 坏消息:许烟杪穿越回古代了,而他本人四肢不勤五谷不分,专业还是对古人没用的网络空间安全。 好消息:他绑定了一个系统。 坏消息:系统名叫八卦系统,不是算命那种八卦,是包含别人私人信息和猛料的那种八卦。屁用没有。 坏消息二:这个系统还坏了,产生的BUG未知。 坏消息三:这具身体是个能混到参加朝会的小官,而他这个穿越者……不通四书五经,不会毛笔字,目测有被检举揭发科举舞弊的风险。 许烟杪:“……” 算了,躺平吧,等死吧,赶紧死了说不定还能穿越回去。 …… 朝堂之上,皇帝因政事雷霆大怒,臣子们瑟瑟发抖。 许烟杪假装认真听,实则专注翻八卦系统。 【哇哦,皇上昨天刚纳了十六岁的贵人诶!一树梨花压海棠!老当益壮!而且被翻红浪一整晚没睡,现在声音还能这么激昂有力!厉害了!】 【这贵人居然还曾经是皇太孙的外室,哇哇哇!太孙还懂掐腰红眼文学!】 【哇哇哇哇!皇太孙闯进爷爷后宫……嘶——趁着老皇帝上朝的时候搞上了!搞快点搞快点!怎么没视频……】 【诶?怎么没声音了?】 许烟杪小心翼翼抬头,偷瞄四周。 【发生了什么?怎么跪了一地?皇帝呢?】 ——皇帝去后宫捉奸了。 * “科举舞弊”这个炸弹终于爆发了。 许烟杪没办法解释自己为什么笔迹和答卷上的笔迹不一样,也没办法回答自己为什么不通四书五经。 痛失外室的皇太孙准备的证据直中要害,其贴身侍卫虎视眈眈,扑上来就要把许烟杪拖走打入大牢,秋后问斩。 许烟杪捏着证明清白的八卦,却十分头疼: 要怎么解释我的信息来源啊…… 【说我在科举前三天晚上私见主考官礼部侍郎?怎么可能,那天晚上礼部侍郎男扮女装,夜宿将军府,和大将军……】 大将军虎躯一震,��场打断:“陛下!!!!” “虽说科举舞弊证据确凿,但臣认为此事仍有蹊跷,应当重审!尤其是许……许……许烟杪他衣冠整洁!如此重视衣冠的人,怎么会弄脏自己名声呢!” 没办法听到心声的皇太孙:? 【还有啊,说什么考官假装打哈欠和困倦是在特意给我留出抄袭的空档,他科举前夜还在母猪圈里呆一晚上不睡觉,第二天能不困吗?不过,堂堂翰林侍讲居然还会相信猪的奶……】 翰林侍讲脸色一白,扑将出来:“陛下!!!” “臣……臣赞同大将军的话!许郎怎么会科举舞弊呢!他……他……他在考试前特意喝了一杯纯净的水,相信只有善良的人才能使用清净之物,如此善良的人,又怎么会去科举舞弊呢!” 以为稳操胜券的皇太孙:?? 许烟杪感动坏了。 【都是好人啊,哪怕脑子不好使,也努力帮我找理由找借口。】 【但是我真的没办法翻盘了,唉,可惜我追的连续剧没追完,老皇帝昨晚惹皇后生气,灰溜溜地被赶出寝宫,我还没看到结局就要死了,他今天回去好像打算要往脸上涂墨水假扮猫咪哄皇后开心……】 “砰——” 老皇帝一拍桌子,强行打断那源源不断的心声:“朕相信许烟杪没有科举舞弊!无罪释放!” 满朝文武迫不及待附议,生怕慢一步许烟杪就能抖出其他八卦。 “对对对!无罪释放!” “陛下圣明!” “陛下快下朝吧!快让许郎回家歇歇!都把他站得累坏了!” 皇太孙:??? 许烟杪给你们灌迷魂汤了吧?
A crack fic that started this new trope of "everyone can hear what I am thinking". It was very successful that the author was cyber-bullied and now it was updated irregularly. 《深海余烬》作者:远瞳 WIP
在那一天,浓雾封锁了一切。 在那一天,他成为了一艘幽灵船的船长。 在那一天,他跨过浓雾,直面了一个被彻底颠覆而又支离破碎的世界——昔日的秩序已经荡然无存,奇诡的异象主宰着文明社会之外的无尽海域,孤岛城邦与挑战大海的船队已然成为文明世界仅存的灯火,而旧日的阴影却仍在幽邃深海中蠢蠢欲动,等待继续吞噬这个将亡未亡的世界。 但对于���乡号的新船长而言,只有一个问题是他首先要考虑的—— 谁知道船咋开啊?!
This is a post-apocalyptic fic but I think it had been written for so long that the author seemed to forget some original setting like the "rule-based horror" trope. I am reading it on and off.
《带着网咖回1950》作者:一斤小鳄梨 WIP
【注意:本小说内容纯属虚构】 李锐带着他新装修且能链接2022年网络的网咖回到1950年。 一百二十台超越当时最先进电脑的现代电脑会给一穷二白的华夏带来什么呢? ps:纯爽文,不要考据,考据就以本书设定为主。谢谢。
This is a fic of the genre "援共文" (aiding the CPC). which generally involves someone went back in time to the founding of new China and helped developing the country on the side of the CPC party. It is a sensitive topic so they are usually found in smaller sites. Bigger sites like jjwxc actually banned fic sets from the period around maybe the First World War but definitely the War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression (Sino-Japan War) to about the sixties, and also the War to resist US aggression and aid Korea (Korea War). 《兼职爱豆指北》作者:观自在 Completed
乐忱——爱豆里最会杀猪的,兽医里最会唱跳的。 作为一个养成系男团的小糊豆,小姜同学感觉自己不是在逐梦演艺圈,而是来军训拉练的。 周一到周五,他挣扎在大学早八的课堂上,为了出勤率和绩点拼死拼活;下课后,立刻奔去公司报道,学舞蹈、学声乐、学表演;周六日呆在宿舍,等待着虚无缥缈的舞台机会。 他自我定位是个兼职爱豆,别人可以为了舞台放弃生命,而他只想混两千元保底工资。 朋友劝他,反正解约费不高,实在不行就退团当素人吧! 姜乐忱:“不!我觉得我还可以再挣扎一下,庙里的大师说了,我是命里带红的!” 没想到一语成谶,姜乐忱……居然真的红了! 只是红了之后,怎么霸道总裁、顶流前辈、高冷舍友、同团弟弟、知名导演(演员表按照汉语拼音���字母排序)……都想要深夜约他看荧光剧本呢? —————————— “如果你喜欢在盛夏时节的傍晚,穿着人字拖、坐在巷子口,看下班的人流在暮色里匆匆而过; 如果你喜欢去公园里给下棋的大爷出谋划策,又认真地和每一只路过的小狗打招呼; 如果你喜欢在路边小店的冰箱里掏出来一瓶橙汁饮料,一口气喝完,再打一个橙子味的嗝儿…… ……那你一定会喜欢姜乐忱。” —————————— 本文最终cp桂桂子。
A funny light-hearted modern university + entertainment industry fic.
《邪神竟是我自己》 作者:宁世久 WIP
这是你穿越异世界的第三年。 在一开始语言文字不通的情况下,经过万般努力的你通过了审判庭考试,成为了一名有保险有退休金的公职人员。 这个世界的人类龟缩在地下城中,威胁他们的不只有逼仄、缺氧与饥荒,还有黑暗中的邪神教徒与魔物。 而审判庭是与邪神教徒对抗的第一线。 加入审判庭十分危险,辛苦中只有守护人类的荣耀能够慰藉,但你不是为荣耀而来,你需要的是高薪。 还好,虽然你目的不纯,但你干得不错,大家都称你为审判庭的明日之星,就连你的顶头上司也很欣赏你。 你同样敬佩你上司的能力和为人,你觉得你和他在工作之外也是很好的朋友。 今天他又请贫穷的你一起吃饭,你却第一次食不下咽。 因为奔走在升职加薪大道上的你,刚发现了一个令人绝望的事实。 ——什么!邪神竟是我自己?!! —————— 请吃请喝好上司(对抗邪神最前线)×蹭吃蹭喝穷下属(新生邪神本神) 在我的诸多锚点中,你也是最闪耀的那一颗 公告:本文将于8月21日入V,届时三更,请多多支持~
This is also a post-apocalyptic fic and it is about a journey of a person becoming a god... or an elder god/evil god. The world-building is very solid and the discussion is very active. There are even PWP fanfic on AO3 inspired by an author's note.
《都市怪谈幕后之主》 作者:无衣yoyo WIP
凌不渡,惨从殡葬业连锁继承人穿成贫民窟帅哥。 系统:【为补偿宿主损失,特奖励金手指��个!只要收割惊吓值,就能商城购物,从此荣升富一代,迎娶白富美,走上人生巅峰!】 凌不渡大喜,按照教程去街上随便抓了个杀妻凌子的赌狗。 然后回家取出系统专用沙盘。 只见一平方米的沙盘小黑屋中,十厘米高的赌狗正在麻将馆大杀四方,同样十厘米高的赌友们一边给钱,一边骂骂咧咧重新开局。 凌不渡用塑料袋装水,放冰柜速冻,搞出迷你鬼手,狠狠抓在赌狗脚脖子上! 赌狗:嗷(!!! ○ Д ○)!!! 自此以后,无数法外狂徒们有难了,被天外黑手按住狂薅羊毛。 凶残家暴犯:打老婆的时候有人敲门,以为老婆又报警,结果居然是纸人?? 连环鲨人犯:抛尸的时候尸体居然爬起来了,嗷嗷追我,老子鞋都跑丢一只啊啊啊! 作恶无数的人贩子:晚上醒来,几个泥捏的小鬼把我吊起来当球踢,当场吓出了尿分叉。 杀妻骗保专业户:我几个死去的前妻……又回来了。 地窖囚禁案变态:谁tm给我把地窖门锁上了?来人啊我出不去了救命呜呜呜! 他们看不到沙盘上空的无边巨手,但生活已变得多姿多彩起来。 凌不渡:我容易吗?还得亲手做纸扎、捏泥人、化诡妆、做道具……开马甲装老天师骗钱埋人……多累啊! 而且最苦恼的是,隔壁可怜小孩被他养的,怎么越来越凶残了呢? — 【幕后黑手流爽文】【唯我独法】【不掉马】【对cp也不掉马】 【年下养成】 又帅又浪年上受VS又野又疯年下攻
A fic with an old-fashion "evil will be rewarded with evil" idea and the MC had killed so many people with the aid of the "system" (as in the computer/game system). The only thing with this author is that they tended to put the fic on long hiatus and then came back months later as a changed person and shifty completed the work. It is so good so far.
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"Hey, I didn't expect Suou to have something to hate."
You are holding a small plate of natto, stirring it leisurely with chopsticks, and the big smile on your face is exactly the same as Suou's expression when he used to watch the play.
The wooden chopsticks hooked up the filaments adhered to between natto, and the thicker they became, the whiter they became, and even foamed up gradually.
Every time he mixed it,Hayato Suo, who sat opposite, seemed to take a slightly untraceable step back, his immovable smile becoming more and more stiff, and the illusion of the falling lime wall of Pososo.
It always feels like this guy is resisting all his cells.
"No, it's normal to have pesky food." The tone is as calm and steady as ever.
unfortunately! You really want to see Suou break the defense!
"come on, have a taste," So you indulged your bad taste and smiled with the plate. "Don't be picky about eating,Suou."
Will you run for the road?
It feels like you are the kind of owner who teases your cat with cucumbers. The guy in front of you is not slippery, so you can probably tease this now, right?
"but it's really bad." Suou paused and sighed, unusually showing weakness, eyelashes drooping, exquisite eyebrows and eyes revealing a melancholy and helpless breath.
Beauty trick, it's definitely a beauty trick!
"you haven't tried, have you?" he looked up at you again, his clear eyes and drooping corners like an innocent and bewildering fox. "take a bite and you'll understand me."
Just want to deceive me to eat, big cunning!
Having said that, you are actually a little curious about the taste of natto.
As Suou watched with a smile, you pulled the sticky beans from the dish and dipped a piece into your mouth hesitantly.
Um. This subtle taste is still not enough in the eyes of the Chinese who can eat anything.
"the taste of natto is real beans." Silently ignored the concern of Suou, "this child is really stupid," you meditate for a moment, you have a flash of inspiration, you suddenly understand!
"I don't think it's as lethal as beans should be," Keep your head down and support your chin, your glasses reflect light, and you smile.
"for example, the famous delicacies in China-swill-flavored bean juice, and stinky tofu, which smells and tastes bad. It just so happens that my mother is going abroad to see me, so I might as well ask her to bring you some prefabricated ones. "
Hey, there are many wonderful foods in the world more wonderful than natto.
…… "Oh, don't go, are you leaving now? Don't ignore me, Suo? Suo? "
苏枋:面对纳豆也能游刃有余吗?
“欸,想不到苏枋也会有讨厌的东西~” 你捧着一小碟纳豆,用筷子不紧不慢地搅拌着,脸上看热闹不嫌事大的微笑和苏枋以前看戏时的表情十成十地一致。
木筷勾连起纳豆间粘连着的细丝,越是搅越是粘稠发白,甚至渐��泛起了沫子。
每拌一下,坐在对面的苏枋隼飞好像就微不可查地往后挪了一步,铁打不动的笑容越发地僵硬,幻视出扑索索往下掉石灰的墙面。
噗嗤,总感觉这家伙浑身细胞都在抗拒呢。
“不,有讨厌的食物很正常吧。”就是语气还一如既往地镇定平稳。
可惜!你是真的很想看苏枋破防的样子啊!
“来来,尝一口嘛,” 于是你放任了自己的恶趣味,端着碟子桀桀地笑着, “苏枋小朋友,不要挑食哦。”
会夺路而逃吗? 感觉你现在就是拿黄瓜逗自家猫的那种主人,眼前的这家伙滑不溜手的,大概也就现在能逗这一下了吧?
“可是真的很难吃。”苏枋顿了顿、叹口气,一反常态地示弱道,睫羽垂下,精致的眉眼流露出一股忧郁又无奈的气息。
美人计,绝对是美人计!
“你也没有尝试过吧,”他又抬眼注视着你,清透的眼睛、下垂的眼角,像是无辜又惑人的狐狸,“吃一口就能理解我了。”
就想骗我吃,大大地狡猾! 虽然是这么说,其实你也有点好奇纳豆是什么口味。
在苏枋笑眯眯地注视下,你扒拉扒拉碟子里黏糊糊的豆子,犹疑地舀了一块塞进嘴里。
唔…… 这微妙的口感,在啥都能吃的中国人眼里,还是不够看啊。
“这纳豆的味道,可真豆子啊。” 默默地无视了苏枋隼飞“这孩子果然被难吃傻了吧”的关切眼神,你沉思片刻,你灵光一闪,你骤然明了!
“我觉得它还没有发挥出豆子应有的杀伤力,” 低头撑住下巴,眼镜反光,你微微一笑, “比如说中国那边著名的美食——泔水味儿的豆汁,还有闻起来臭吃起来也很臭的臭豆腐。 刚好我妈要出国来看我,不如让她带点预制的给你尝尝。”
嘿嘿,人间比纳豆还奇妙的食物有很多呢!
…… “诶,别走嘛,你这就要走了? 别不理我嘛,苏枋?苏枋同学?”
As you may have noticed from the plot of this article, the reader is Chinese. Because this article was originally posted on the Chinese blog, and was translated by nuticecream to own. I wish she would stop taking articles from our blog and claiming they are her own. It's going to make us miserable.
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要好好的生活
Que simp que aun te tenga en fondo de chat hahahaha
我的善良被你利用了
我以为我真心就能赢回你 谁知道 我就是小丑
你一早就放弃了 但是毕竟我还有利用价值 所以我还在这里
我看透了
昨天跟你说着 我俩其实真的很懂得彼此 而 你啊 还流泪呢
我以为你有多深情 都是装的 huh
你早就背叛了我对你的感情 我所以为的你 都是个谎言
我看你的滤镜超级厚 都怪我啦
我甚至在别的朋友面前 都是光明正大的站在你这边
你啊 不领情 我啊 要走啦
谢谢这些年的照顾 谢谢你为我做过的一切
谢谢你经常顾着我的情绪 解释
虽然我已经不知道什么是真什么是谎
谢谢你让我成长了
谢谢你让我学会 看透 看清 一个人
谢谢你所煮的饭菜 挺好吃的 我的味蕾都变了 但是你不需要负责 dw
还你自由 还你自由 还你自由
edit: 我放手了 我放手了 我放手了
你也不用再看我眼神 不用在意我在想什么
不用在意我是否想你是个坏人还是好人 不用再解释了 轻松吧
I am sorry that most of times i cared too much about you, about your personal growth, about your job, about your studies, but guess what, 你啊 没救了 你看着办吧
我还非常的支持你 说你有你的想法
你还是那样 你是因为没钱 所以这个那个 屁哦
我已经帮不了你振作起来了
我也不需要为你操心
因为 你 不 领情
我在这里写了五个月 以为哪天 你会看到
结果没有 看吧小丑是我
edit: 其实我写不是为你来看的 你看了挺好的 写是为了表达内心的想法 这些想法一般都不知道怎么跟别人说的 只能默默的写下来了
我好朋友看出来我心事很重 我也没跟他说
我也不知道跟谁说
但是他说 我要表达出来 说给猫听也好 我现在写下来
从小就那样 写写写
好啦 谢谢你这些年 的友情 的时间 的精力
从今 啊不 过了我生日之后 就 不要再有任何瓜葛咯 好吧
啊不 你还要给我一个手机呢
我还以为 我会撑到年底 算了 别再耗
本来要收到手机先再放手的 先放手再收手机也不是不行嘛
我二十八岁 我要 珍惜我现在的朋友 我剩下的二十几岁
我以为 我能再打动你 因为你说你有想过跟我结婚 我还想等个一两年 唉
好笑
好啦 要收尾了 永不再见👋
ps.当然我也希望你过得好 我也知道日子会更好的 只是 我不能再陪你了 你要开开心心 健健康康 平平安安
今年 你要二十六啦 提前跟你说 生日快乐 (九月二十八号)今年我就不跟你过啦 你玩的开心点哈 你又大一岁啦 是个大大人啦 你要为你自己负责任 你要好好成长 成熟起来!
每次出去骑车都小心哈 阴阳重逢也太那个了吧😅
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猫の横顔、物思いにふける様子の猫。沖縄の方言で猫のことをマヤーといいます。マヤーの自由奔放さも魅力的。写真は無料でダウンロードできるようにしていますので自由に利用してください。
“A cat in profile, lost in thought. In Okinawan dialect, a cat is called ‘Mayaa’. The free-spirited nature of the Mayaa is also attractive. The photo is available for free download, please feel free to use it.”
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