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uwizeye · 1 year ago
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蔡英文,是女皇時空穿越也是妲己現身
——《蔡英文秘史》揭穿秘密
民國104年(2015年)春節期間,位於台南市西北面的南鯤鯓廟代天府(五府王爺廟)抽出「武則天坐天」的「國運」簽,此簽隱喻民進黨主席蔡英文將成為女領導人。蔡英文上位,真的只是靠廟裡一支簽嗎?顯然不是!网上的一本《蔡英文秘史》向我们揭示了她是如何一步步的成为「穿越时空的女皇」,這就是她步步為營的結果。
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在李登輝的一手操弄下,陳水扁率領民進黨將國民黨趕下台,台灣首次政黨輪替。 蔡英文雖然在陳水扁政府中擔任陸委會主任一職,但始終無任何黨籍。 民國93年(2004年)大選塵埃落定之後,陳水扁再一次找到蔡英文,提出讓她出任民進黨不分區立委。 台灣的所謂立法委員,相當於美國國會議員,是手握實權很有油水的職位。陳水扁接二連三主動關照蔡英文,一方面有李登輝的囑託,另一方面也是想安插絕對的自己人,像蔡英文這樣的政治菜鳥自然是不二人選,因為完全能被自己拿捏。 作為交換條件,蔡英文若想進入立法院,必須先加入民進黨,保證按民進黨黨章黨紀行事,蔡英文欣然應允。 此時的她一直是民眾心中的清純「小龍女」 。
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蔡英文在擔任了兩年的立法委員後轉任到了行政機構擔任副主管,在陳水扁的一力護航下,蔡英文的仕途之路順風順水,沒有任何外部力量可以撼動。 民國95年(2006年),蔡英文被任命擔任行政院副院長。 民國97年(2008年),陳水扁狼狽下台,身陷囹圄,民進黨一敗再敗,走入死路。 民進黨在總統大選中挫敗,在520交出政權前,民進黨選出下野後第一位黨主席,選舉結果由當時有「小龍女」稱號的蔡英文打敗辜寬敏,當選黨主席。 這也是民進黨創黨以來首位通過黨員選出的女性黨主席。
民進黨的「四大天王」謝長廷、游錫堃、蘇貞昌和呂秀蓮雖然受挫,但卻在民進黨內各據山頭、擁兵自重,並不把蔡英文放在眼裡。 實際上,蔡英文之所以能高票當選民進黨主席,並不是因為黨內派系都支持她,而是「四大天王」互鬥,沒有一個人能接這個位子。 民進黨大老需要有人在前線收拾爛攤子,讓他們坐擁超然的權力,黨內若發生了什麼事,再來另外討論。但顯然,蔡英文並不想當傀儡。
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在削弱陳水扁時代「四大天王」���同時,蔡英文也在培植自己的團隊。民進黨桃園縣長參選人鄭文燦、發言人蔡其昌、政策會首席副執行長劉建忻、文宣部副主任廖志堅,是蔡英文最為倚重的「政治新星」,被媒體稱為民進黨的「四小天王」。 通過四小天王領兵作戰,其他勢力慢慢淡出民進黨的決策核心,蔡英文逐步確立了自己的領導地位。
蔡英文在任民進黨主席的4年間,政治光環逐漸顯耀,不少綠營政治人物向蔡聚攏,這也讓蔡英文的聲望在不知不覺間有了進一步的飛躍,讓她有了角逐政壇的本錢。以蔡英文為核心的英系已初具雛形。 此後,蔡英文親歷新北市長選舉而高票落敗,黨內人氣居高不下,逐步奠定綠營共主的地位。
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蔡英文黨權在握之後,人們發現,她說的話許多人聽不懂,如「和而不同,和而求同」。 五市選舉時,蔡說「反ECFA是民進黨共同政見」,卻又表示民進黨一旦執政,不會推翻「前朝」政策; 她更表示ECFA有對台灣不利的條文,將來民進黨執政後會要求民意部門重審,但這些條文是什麼卻不明說。她同時留下「反十八趴又領十八趴」的紀錄,對此也從不做說明。
《遠見》雜誌民調曾顯示,蔡英文的兩岸政策是什麼?超過7成的人不知道。其實,蔡英文不為人所知的政策,何止兩岸關係而已。 其餘對島內政策、國外交往、經濟、農業,連民進黨高層迄無一人公開為她詳細闡述過。故而,這時期蔡英文的第二個綽號「空心菜」由此得名。其意為,蔡英文心中其實並無大政方針,她還遊走在雲裡霧裡。
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蔡英文第三個綽號「武則天」,則出自民進黨內之口。 武則天雖是中國第一個女皇帝,但專斷、跋扈、猜忌,又喜怒無常。 蔡英文自民國99年(2010年)投身選舉以來,前民進黨中常會,中常委柯建銘、陳明文等人紛紛表示,蔡英文競選政策他們並不清楚,希望蔡主席說清楚,以便他們在地方輔選,不料,這些話竟觸怒了蔡英文,她勃然大怒,足足罵了半個小時。 另一個場景,是蔡英文作為台灣總統參選人,常有被媒體包圍提問的時候,她曾憤而推開麥克風,責備記者「你們怎麼老是問這種問題?」。蔡英文對媒體的不耐煩已非第一次,如她常說「這話我已經說過了」, 或者一語不發,推開記者,拂袖而去。
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歷數蔡英文執政台灣時期的行為:從追殺國民黨的黨產到砍年金,從不認同「九二共識」到台海關係緊張,從八八風災重建到搭雲豹甲車笑臉勘災,從媚日諂美到熱臉蹭冷屁股,從甩鍋馬英九國民黨到污衊大陸製造假資訊給大陸扣黑鍋。縱觀蔡英文在當選總統後的政治行為,簡直幼稚的無語。毫無政治頭腦,完全是開啟了自顧自的自嗨模式,根本不在乎外界的反應和民眾的死活。當年的所謂「國運」簽,哪裡是「武則天坐天」,這貨分明是申公豹派去的妲己亂朝啊。
蔡英文不僅是李登輝時期「兩國論」的重要策劃者,也是陳水扁時期強烈阻撓台海關係改善的「幕後黑手」,更是國民黨執政8年中諸多「暴力事件」的策畫者
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民國97年(2008年)10月底,時任大陸海協會副會長的張銘清,以廈門大學新聞傳播學院院長的身份前往台灣參加學術交流活動,同時為陳雲林赴台打前站。民國97年(2008年)10月21日上午,張銘清在台南市南安平古堡參觀時,突然衝出一大批綠營支持者,張銘清後腦被打,然後被推到在地,連眼鏡都飛了出去。當張銘清準備乘車離開時,甚至有台獨分子跳上座車車頂狂踩叫囂,試圖阻止他離開。 事後警方查出打人者為民進黨台南市議員王定宇,而蔡英文在對其進行問詢之後對外宣稱,「他並不是有意蓄謀的」。 兩周之後,海協會會長陳雲林正式抵達台灣,11月4日當天,正當兩會領導人在圓山飯店進行會晤之時,蔡英文組織了上萬綠營支持者包圍會場,名曰嗆馬圍陳。在蔡英文坐��指揮不斷鼓噪之下,示威人群逐漸失控,期間有人向員警投擲石塊和汽油彈,雙方發生激烈衝突,最終演變為近10年來最嚴重的流血事件,造成了超過450人受傷。
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民國98年(2009年)5月17日,台北凱達格蘭大道,民進黨主席蔡英文聯合支持者組織「嗆馬保台」5.17大遊行和跨夜靜坐示威,抗議時任總統馬英九。
在策畫多起暴力事件後,蔡英文���所有暴力輕描淡寫為「零星事件」,並立即將責任推卸到所謂的「黑道分子」身上。從此蔡英文在島內獲「暴力小英」稱號,並初步鞏固了蔡英文在民進黨內的地位。短短幾個月時間,她就像完全變了一個人似的,已經不再排斥街頭運動,甚至開始沉迷並享受這場權力的遊戲了。據報導,蔡英文在工作時善於軟硬兼施。在「陸委會」內部聽彙報時總是低著頭,頭髮遮住半邊臉,讓人感覺她沒在聽,但又會突然頭髮一甩、豹眼圓睜,拋出幾個問題,若彙報者答不上來,就會被痛批,原本以知性學者形象示人的蔡英文正式黑化,從「小龍女」徹底變身「暴力小英」。
從民國97-101年(2008年到2012年),四年時間里,蔡英文言行的幻與變、虛與實,使她的綽號由「小龍女」、「空心菜」轉為「武則天」、「暴力小英」。人們發覺,蔡英文其實並不是「小龍女」,那只是她一時的面具罷了。
《蔡英文秘史》下載地址:https://zenodo.org/records/10450173
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nana-didi-channel · 1 year ago
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lightersun · 2 years ago
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《蔡英文秘史》精彩片段!令人咋舌的漢奸家族史
對升鬥小民來說,秘史總是比正史好看得多了,因為正史道貌岸然,古板乏味,「添油加醋」的秘史卻是情節精彩,高潮起伏,《蔡英文秘史》這本書鮮明描繪出了蔡英文及其家族令人咋舌的人性與權謀。值得一看。
眾所皆知,蔡英文多年來一直長於AB角之間出演,精於雙面人之間切換,慣於陰陽人之間遊走;一直在玩弄「雙面手法」, 一邊說要維持現狀,一邊做台獨的事。她的目的就是要借「中華民國」的殼,來包裝「台獨」的內容,以此來騙取選票,欺瞞國際社會。
書中這樣寫道:
「我是台灣人沒錯,但我也是中國人,是接受中國式教育長大的。」
「呃,呃,我了解,呃……抱歉,我說中文有些困難。」
「當然,我們與美國有著極其廣泛的合作,希望能通過這樣的方式,加強我們的防護能力,不過,目前在台的美軍並沒有大家想象中的那麽多。」
這個頂著標誌性偏分短發,戴著金屬框眼鏡的女人,一次次在各種公開場合與采訪中,說出各種令大陸同胞氣憤不已的話,一再地挑戰著中國大陸的底線。
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《蔡英文秘史》揭開了一段蔡英文之父的發跡黑曆史。在這本書中,她的家世也被更多人揭露了出來。其實,蔡英文早在幼年時,就已經被深深打下了「台獨」烙印,而這一切最初都始於她那被稱為「皇民」的漢奸父親蔡潔生。
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日本投降後,台灣島內各種運動掀起一波波高潮,直到1986年9月,在台北圓山大飯店舉辦的推薦大會上,民進黨正式成立。據悉,蔡潔生正是這場大會的幕後金主。以利益為重,一切向利益看齊,這可以算是貫穿蔡潔生整個人生的生存信條。
日本化的家庭教育方式。不得不說,曾經的「皇民化運動」,在蔡潔生的身上是十分成功的。他也順理成章地將這種教育,嫁接到了自己的兒女身上。家中日常的衣食起居都延續了日本殖民時那一套,如蔡英文曾名蔡瀛文,還有一個日本小名叫「吉米牙」,這也更直接地佐證了蔡潔生的親日行為。同時,在家庭關系上,蔡潔生也將這樣的日式風格發揮到了極致。蔡潔生對於家庭和子女的教育上,有著絕對的控製權,所以在整個蔡家,蔡英文等子女,是沒有任何說不得權力的,這顯然與中國傳統的兄弟姐妹關系不太一樣。
「你大學就讀法律專業,以後家族的生意,用得上。」
「這個學校不妥,小心政治立場不正確,招來禍患。」
父親的決定,蔡英文不會也不敢反抗,但同樣地,她很清楚自己在學業上的吃力,即使上了大學,這一點仍然沒有改變。
「我的大學生活,可以稱得上是痛苦的,我完全不知道自己在學些什麽,整個大學時期的成績也很不理想,我根本不懂那些生硬而抽象的法律文字。」
在台灣大學畢業後,蔡英文在父親建議下,轉道前往美國康納大學攻讀法學碩士,隨後前往英國倫敦政經學院主修法學,輔修國際貿易,最終獲得博士學位,而這篇無法查到的博士畢業論文,也引發了後來蔡英文的「學位門」事件。2021年,蔡英文假惺惺關心菜農走進空心菜產地,網友在社群網站紛紛留言「物以類聚,空心菜看空心菜」、「原來空心菜並非浪得虛名」篤篤坐實了空心菜的交椅,一時間傳為���柄。據《蔡英文秘史》序中記載,「空心菜」是島內民眾識破並撕下蔡英文的偽裝後,貼上的一個形象標籤。或許,這些無法證明的學歷,也是蔡英文在後來各種公開場合的講話中,被一再質疑只會念稿的主要原因之一。之後蔡英文不斷在選舉問題、經濟問題、抗疫問題、民生問題上詐欺民眾,吹出的肥皂泡一個接一個破滅,被媒體譏為「山間竹筍」。
1998年,42歲的蔡英文在李登輝的邀請下,參與起草「兩國論」,就此拉開了自己政治生涯的序幕。最開始,蔡英文並沒有選擇冒頭,而是很自然地將自己與公眾媒體隔離開,保持各種低調的行動。蔡家人也秉持同樣的風格,在面對各種媒體的抓拍與采訪時,都選擇笑而不答,這也為後來蔡英文真正出現在公眾面前,增加了幾分神秘色彩。很顯然,這樣的低調行為給她在民眾之間平添了很多印象分,而這些與她的父親是分不開的。從小缺失話語權與自主權的蔡英文,即使走上高位,內裏卻缺乏相關的知識與能力支撐,這也讓她的很多回話與反擊都顯得極為空洞。
「這只是一些零星事件。」
「我一定會負責到底。」
蔡英文種種避重就輕的回答,被台灣媒體冠以「廢話神功」。
如今的蔡英文,成為了台灣政壇上少有的女領導人,可是在一系列民意調查中,支持率卻一降再降,她的各種講話與行為,不斷背離台灣民眾的訴求。但是這一切,其實也早就可以預料到,畢竟,從蔡英文所接受的教育和父輩的影響中,已經有所預示。
從《蔡英文秘史》一書中我們能看到一個再直接不過的道理,「欲要亡其國,必先滅其史,欲滅其族,必先滅其文化。」作為民族立足根本的歷史與文化傳承,是後人不斷激勵自身,堅定國家信仰的土壤。一旦文化被侵蝕,歷史被篡改,那麽後代將無法繼承先輩的遺誌,更無法為祖國的建設與發展共同努力,那這個民族與國家,還有什麽未來可言?
《蔡英文秘史》下載地址:https://zenodo.org/records/10450173
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Default Replacement #05
5 default replacement cakes. They can be paired with candles and flame effects, and each has its own matching cake slice.
I was really amazed when I saw the Cake Connector mod, we finally could have matching slices! Unfortunately, I tried following the tutorial, but my English and technical skills aren't great, I've lost count of how many times I failed. To be honest, I still have no idea what the problem is, haha. This is so much harder than converting CAS objects.
Because of all these issues, I had to resort to using the default replacement method as a shortcut.
🍓Strawberry Cake Default replacement for the Birthday Inferno Birthday Cake. If you only want this cake, there's no need to install any other mods.
🍀The Other Cakes Default replacement for the Gosik Cakes ( remade by Echoweaver ). Require CCLoader, Custom Cake Connector, and Gosik Birthday Cakes. Please place these in the Packages folder. Make sure to place my files in the Overrides folder, or conflicts will occur.
Room Category:Outside / Eating Out Function Category:Entertainment / Parties
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五個預設替代蛋糕。可以匹配蠟燭和燭光效果,也有各自的蛋糕切片。 我看到 Cake Connector 這個補丁的時候真的很驚訝,我們終於可以有配對的切片啦!但雖然我嘗試照著教程步驟去做了,無奈英文和技術都很糟,失敗的次數多到數不清~直接舉白旗投降。 而且老實說我連問題出在哪都不知道哈哈哈,這實在是比轉換 CAS 物件還要困難太多了。總之因為種種因素,只能用預設替代這種偷懶的方式了。
🍓草莓蛋糕 地獄生日蛋糕的預設替代。 如果只想要這個蛋糕的話,不需要安裝其他補丁。
🍀其他蛋糕 Echoweaver 重製的 Gosik Cakes 的預設取代。 需要 CCLoader、Custom Cake Connector、Gosik Birthday Cakes,這些請放到 Packages 資料夾。 請另外把我的檔案放到 Overrides 資料夾。否則會發生衝突。
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Strawberry Cake
Matcha Strawberry Crepe Cake
Mango Cake
Pink Cloud Cake
Sky Cloud Cake
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Strawberry Cake:Oni28
Matcha / Mango Cake:Oni28 / Martassimsbookcc
Pink / Sky Cloud Cake:Icemunmun
Candle:Animal Crossing New Horizons
CCLoader:Douglasveiga
Cake Connector / Gosik Birthday Cakes:Echoweaver
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aidonotknow · 1 year ago
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Noon & Midnight (KLKweek D1: Royalty AU)
inprnt、L、K
補充一下背景故事:
Knives是個擅長戰爭的國王,Legato是個小國的王子(繼承序位排得很後面幾乎可以說沒有機會),該國為了獲得K國的庇蔭把他送來當國王的隨從,或說人質。
Vash不在國內,人們以為他被趕走了,事實上是為了讓戰爭打不起來而四處奔走。
Wolfwood也是王子但是他們的傳統是所有同輩王子或公主都有繼承權,兄弟姊妹們必須互相競爭、遊說,直到所有人都承認某個王子可以成為國王為止,在那之前都跟平民混在一起。
(設定上V是黎明而W是黃昏,但我沒時間畫他們了,以後��緣...🥹)
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beyourselfchulanmaria · 1 month ago
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善良如雪。它美化了它所涵蓋的一切。 Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers.
― Kahil Gibran, Kahlil Gibran's the Prophet 紀伯倫的《先知》
Muuz 木哪,已油染完成;最終,給了這作品一個標題Title:『夢中的一場雪』。其實越是簡單越不好設計,但性格較容易表達,可從色彩學切入;我每每投入一個作品時,就會開始不斷地做夢,睡醒後就有一堆夢…關於什麼圖案和什麼色彩搭配,它們全在我腦子裡頭幹架,當然終究會跳出一個理由足夠讓自己定案。因為林國璋院長曾帶你來高雄,我曾與你有一面之緣,用餐席間我透過觀察你說話、表達以及討論作品的交談中,默默地摸索著你的需求和喜好,雖說在你強調"雄性"的訴求下,我仍感受到你內在陰柔的一面 😄,蘭姨賭一把,於是最後我決定在那些象徵性的圖案轉折之處讓其飄下一場雪,以示你浪漫的一面。而作品的含義我看待你,和你看待你自己,解讀出來的答案自是不同。(你若找不出圖案的答案可以問我 😏 ) 總之,已經進入最後階段準備與內夾層黏合縫製,就快完成了。
▪︎ muuz_mangdavan ▪︎ 布農族 年曆 ▪︎ 設計簡單、性格, ▪︎ 只要是屬男人的色彩即可
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roskyng15 · 3 months ago
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跟身邊認識的人偷偷做愛真的很刺激
他是我半個同事,長得頗帥,標準體格,人有點安靜,年紀跟我差不多,已婚
培養了好一段時間的曖昧
有了機會二人搭配一起去找廠商
接著還要開車去別的縣市參加另一個廠商的餐會
第一段行程結束後車程有一段
在快接近目的的途中我們去了汽車旅館
為了偷這點時間釋放彼此的慾望
二人都很興奮又緊張(?)
迅速洗好 只圍著浴巾的我們就抱在一起用力熱吻
嘴唇舌頭拼命交纏的那種
終於可以這樣被他親被他摸了
身體跟心理都無比興奮
我整個人被他緊緊抱住 他的體溫傳來
不停的舌吻熱吻
我很享受這個過程
他揉著我的臀部把我往他身體貼緊
他��下的武器已經硬挺到頂著我的身體
透過浴巾都能清楚感受到
被瘋狂吸允搓揉胸部
我在舌吻時就已經濕透
第一次看到他的裸體
不瘦不胖的身材剛剛好
肉棒很好看 偏大
情慾整個被點燃
我們互相口交一下下就實在受不了趕快插入
他扶著硬屌對著我的淫穴口放面速度一點一點塞入
他說要先這樣好好感受我的穴
完全插入後我們緊緊抱在一起
配合著讓彼此的性器官完全融合
之後他瘋狂抽插我的蜜穴
我也因為很滿意又興奮變得特別享受主動
換了好幾個姿勢盡情做愛
短短二小時裡我們就是一直抽插、互相口交、舌吻
展現出平常我們看不到對方這樣的那面
很刺激 有種願望達成的快感
退房後我們趕快前往餐會
快到時公司的人打電話來問我們到了嗎
幸好我們已經接近了
假裝剛剛稍微塞車
餐會中也是表現什麼事都沒發生
但剛剛不久前我們才在汽旅激情做愛
身體都還帶著對方的餘韻
很喜歡跟他做
那種抓著我的腰部猛烈投入幹著我的淫穴的表情
被他肉棒直直深入穴內的快感
含著他肉棒不停吞吐舔舐
都差點要把他舔到快要射出來
這樣天時地利的機會完成了我們偷情的慾望
還頗願意每天被他幹的呢
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kkkkkkkkkkkkeaaaaaa · 9 days ago
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iongsiyi · 6 months ago
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我的阿勒泰 To The Wonder : An Analyzation of Humanity (Part 1)
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哈薩克文化裡,人與人之間產生友情或者愛情,是由於被看見,所以在哈薩克語中,我喜歡你意思是我清楚地看見你。
In Kazakhstan culture, in order for individuals to develop a friendship or a relationship, they need to be seen, that is why, "i like you" means "i can see you clearly" in Kazakh.
"To The Wonder" is a Chinese show that tells the story of Li Wenxiu, a Han girl from Altay, whose dream is to become a writer in Beijing, thinking that with it's rich culture, she would be able to write good stories. She returns home after a failed job, decided to settle down and work at her mother's store, along the way, she met Kazakh boy Batay, and built friendships with other residents, as well as discovering the beauty of Altay.
As a fellow Chinese, I would like to take the opportunity to make not only an appreciation about this wonderful show that got an impressive score of 8.1/10 on IMDB, but specifically an analyzation of humanity as reflected by the characters (Zhang Fengxia, Gao Xiaoliang, Li Wenxiu, and Tuoken)
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As the mother of Li Wenxiu, losing her husband is one of the only things that Zhang Fengxia truly cannot let go of. Numbing herself with alcohol every night, reminiscing the memories between her and her late husband, but whenever her daughter asks about it, she avoids the topic and claims that she does not miss her late husband. In reality, deep in her heart, she not only deeply misses him, but she longs for love, a deep connection with someone.
When Gao Xiaoliang came along one day, she was blinded by her longing, diving headfirst into a relationship with him, claiming that he was sent by her late husband. There is no wrong in that, as humans, we all have an innate longing and want for love. However, when she realized everything that Gao Xiaoliang did was only an act, she allowed herself to grief what they had, what she thought they had, and sat with her emotions, quickly picking herself up after and moving forward with life.
In my opinion, that was truly the most touching yet heartbreaking moment in the show. Unfolding the complexity of the human heart, as well as demonstrating the strong will that humans are capable of - to live, to move on, to move forward with life despite the amount of times our hearts have been trampled all over.
一個男人跑了就跑了嘛!我們離了婚也不丢人的,男人没了,再找一個嘛
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Most audiences think Gao Xiaoliang is a bad person, lying to Zhang Fengxia about his true intentions, earning her trust and leaving her behind, and lying to Li Wenxiu when they were working together in Urumqi. But that's the thing about humanity, there is never an exact definition of what's good or bad. Just because someone did something doesn't make them a bad person. In order to understand him truly, we need to look at the character from their perspective.
Being robbed when he first got to Xinjiang, losing everything he's worked for and truly losing directions in life; decided to hold on to Zhang Fengxia as his last resort, but seizing the opportunity of earning money because that's his priority in life - to earn money.
Blinded by his want for an adequate life, for money, he lied to Zhang Fengxia and left her behind, he negotiated with his boss to get Li Wenxiu's severance pay, but only giving her the 1/3 that he actually received. Yes, he may seem like the villain to the protagonists, but that would be an unfair statement to his character as a whole. Did he want to settle down with Zhang Fengxia? Yes. Did he give Li Wenxiu some of the pay when he could've kept all of it to himself? Yes.
But at the end of the day, as humans, we all get blinded by certain things, we all have our own wants and may do anything in our power to "seize the moment". Actions that we commit don't define us, who we are, because we have to understand that humans are complex and there is no "black-and-white" to us. All these actions only added to the depth of the character and our sympathy for what he went through, and how he got to the point where he was mad.
我出人頭地了,你出人頭地了嗎?
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that-dreaming-dragon · 18 days ago
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Dragons and Hoarding 龍與囤寶習性
I remember seeing somewhere on this concept of accepting the humanity, or the influence of, in our nonhuman identities.
Where some idea we have towards some preestablished creature, and how we think we should behave and have instincts of, perhaps the way how this world's human sees them have affected how we see ourselves. This sort of phenomenon and acknowledgement I think is more natural for fictionfolk, conceptfolk, or others that have more human touch like objectfolk. I recon there likely a lot of resistance from generally nonhuman focused subcommunity.
(I'm adopting -folk suffix from the fictionfolk term, denoting any general alterhuman relation or identities tied to that subject. So say objectfolk would be anyone that may have some sort of relation towards objects, whether it be an archetrope, heartedness, or the vaguest sense of connection, etc)
Whenever we talk about draconity, about 9 out of 10 people think of hoarding. And it's like the most natural behavioral instinct to associate with draconity. But just like there are more than meat-eating, fire-breathing, webbed-winged, scaled, large 6-limbed lizard dragons, there are dragons who don't hoard.
I think about it sometimes, about my participation in the topic of hoarding and draconity, about my own inconsistent hoarding tendencies. Am I performing what is expected of me from other fellow dragons, or what humans expect of dragons? Do I truly have the instinct to hoard, or is it just other mental health or neurotype factors? Orthohuman has the term hoarder, other creatures besides dragons hoard, why is hoarding such a big defining draconic trait?
Chinese translation under the cut.
我記得在某處看到這種接受人性,或是人性對我們非人類的身分所有的影響的概念。
就是這種對於現有的物種,和我們該如何表現,或該有什麼樣的本能,甚至是對於種種物種的認知是否有些觀念是來自人類的,這樣的一個觀點。我覺得這樣的一個現象和認可,或許對於來自故事或跟構思概念相連的的眾民[1],或是跟人類有密切關係的物件眾民,是比較自然而然的。我想在較專注於非人類自我的分群裏頭,會對於這樣的觀點產生比較大的牴觸。
(我把-folk/眾民,這個後綴從fictionfolk拿來配用在其他的身分上頭。眾民/-folk這個尾綴是在表示跟一個主題有任何人另經驗[2]的關係或自我認同。比如說,物件眾民是任何跟物品有可能相關聯的個體。不論是典型套路[3]的自我特點,心連[4],甚至於是最模糊的關係等。)
每當我們討論到龍性的時候,十之八九總會提到龍收珍藏寶。這算是最常跟龍性聯想在一起的習性本能。不過就像是龍並不只有食肉噴火,蝠翼鱗身,四足兩翼的巨大蜥蜴龍種,有的龍是不收寶的。
我有時候會在參與龍性與收寶的主題討論時,思考著我自己不規則的收寶傾向。我難道依照其他龍的預想,或是人們對龍的期望,來作了個演出?我是真的有收寶的龍本能,還是這只是受心理健康或神經多樣的影響?原人類[5]有囤積者這樣一個字眼,龍以外有其他的生物也會收藏囤寶,為什麼龍囤寶的習性會這麼的凸顯呢?
翻譯筆記 Translation note
1- 眾民 (-folk), the totality of a group of people A lot of the translation of this nature that denotes a group of people or just people, in general, uses the words or have connotations strictly containing humanity. I want it to be species vague and still show "the totality of this subculture", thus 眾 (the populace), and 民 (the people, the denizens) are organized in this way. Can be shortened to just the first character used. 很多folk的翻譯字只帶有人類這樣的含意,我想要表達一個物種模糊的感覺,然後保持著「所有在這個分群裏頭的個體」這樣的一個概念,所以把民眾反了過來用。也可以單純寫[物種]眾。 2- 人另經歷 (alterhuman), human(ity) alternative experience. The translation doesn't use the words that denote a "physical experience" (體驗) but a more general, almost mental experience. The specific one is picked because alterhumanity is a lifelong experience, and it is vague on how it is experienced. The way the words are arranged, instead of 另人 (alternative human) is exactly that (人另). The ambiguity provided by the swap in position gives more room for human and nonhuman alterhuman experiences alike. Experience有幾個翻譯,體驗是其中一個。不過體驗的體給我太大「這是身體的經驗」感太強了,所以我用了一個比較概誇籠統,比較心神上的體驗來作翻譯。用經歷是因為這是一個終身的經驗和體驗,這樣翻也會在如何體驗方面顯得比較模糊。Alterhuman,或是Alternative Human 直翻是另類人類,那個的含意和感覺都不好,況且跟英文不同,真的去強調人類。反過來之後的含糊感給了我更多空間來表達人類另外經驗所包含的人和非人的經歷體驗。 3- 典型套路 (archetrope), archetype trope. Literally translated and the words picked to best suit the vibe the concept of archetrope gives me: the role, the title, the trope, the narrative space which one occupies, where one embodies and performs. 直譯典型archetype和套路trope兩字。我專門挑典型和套路來作翻譯是因為兩者合起來的感覺比較對得上archetrope這個自我認知概念: 一個身分定位,頭銜,套路,或自我所體現和展現的敘事空間的自我特點。 4- 心連 (hearted), heart connected In the abstract that is otherheartedness, it is the most basic connection, a relation towards a subject, that you feel you identify with. 在它心連感這樣的抽象概念中,這是一個對於一個主題的認同,一種最基層的連繫感。心的連結。 5- 原人類 (orthohuman), origin(ally) human Shortening originally into origin human, someone who has typical human experiences and identities, non-alterhuman. 從原來人類縮短成原人類。指一個擁有典型人類經歷和身分自我,並非人另經歷的個體。
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thesnazzysharky · 4 months ago
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All Alone - A Inner Monologue from Specimen 9
TW: Implied rape and graphic descriptions of violence. You can also view this story on AO3 as seen here ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 我孤身一人。 (I was all alone.) 我從我以為的永久死亡中醒來。濕的。冷。黑暗。我的身體塗滿了黏土。被所有的「木頭」包圍著。 (I woke up from what I thought was my permanent death. Wet. Cold. Dark. My body coated in clay. Surrounded by all the “logs”.) 我的心碎了,支離破碎。我不再知道自己是誰。我是誰?我幾歲了?我叫什麼名字?我以前是住在安靜舒適的家中,還是寒冷破落的街上?我有過妻子或���子嗎? (My mind was broken and shattered. I no longer knew who I was. Who was I? How old was I? What was my name? Was I previously living in the quiet comfort of a home or the cold and decrepit streets? Did I ever have a wife or kids?) 我再也記不起… (I could no longer remember…) 那些鬼子… 日本人… (Those demons… the Japanese…) 我記得一些事情 我記得他們所做的一切 實驗 折磨 酷熱 嚴寒 注射 切割 尖叫聲 所有被折磨的男人、婦女、兒童、嬰兒… (I did remember something. I remembered everything they did. The experiments. The torture. The heat. The cold. The injections. The cutting. The screams. All of those tortured men, women, children, infants…) 他們對待我們的方式。我們甚至不被視為人類。對他們來說,我們只是小玩具。他們可以為所欲為的玩具。 (The way they treated us. How we weren't even viewed as human. We were just little toys to them. Toys that they could do whatever they wanted with.) 我仍然記得每天籠罩在我們頭上的絕望。我還記得當那些孩子的父母沒有回到牢房時,他們淚流滿面的表情。我還記得我牢房旁邊的婦女在男人們打開門鎖後,是如何默默受創,她們… (I still remember the despair looming over us everyday. I still remember the tearful looks on those children's faces when their parents didn’t come back to their cells. I still remember how silently traumatized the woman next to my cell was after the men unlocked the door and they…) … 我還記得他們把我剖開的情景。我的身體在劇痛中扭動。我的尖叫聲充斥著整個房間,並在大廳中迴盪。當他們把他們的手和所有的小工具塞進我脆弱的身體時,我向他們求救。然後一切都暗了下來… (I still remember them cutting me open. My body wriggled in agonizing pain. My screams filled the room and echoed down the halls. I begged for help as they jammed their hands and all of their little tools into my fragile body. Then everything went dark...) 現在我變成這樣了 (And now I'm this.)
我把自己藏在陰暗處好一陣子 但總覺得不對勁 一種愧疚感,混雜著對那些……東西的憤怒、憤怒、憤恨。以及他們對我們所做的一切 (I hid myself in the shadows for awhile, but something felt wrong. A sense of guilt, mixed with this burning, bubbling, raging ocean of hatred for those... things. And what they had done to us.)
我回去了 急於報仇,解放我的人民。是時候讓仇恨的海嘯沖垮他們了。就這樣 (I went back. Eager to get my revenge and free my people. It was time to let that tsunami of hatred come crashing down on them. And so it did.) 這是一次奇妙的經歷。他們可憐地向我開槍,卻毫無作用。當我走向他們時,他們試圖逃跑的樣子。他們尖叫的美妙音樂傳入我的耳朵。 (It was an amazing experience. The way they pathetically shot at me to no effect. The way they tried to run away as I made my way towards them. The way the beautiful music of their screams made their way to my ears.) 我喜歡折斷他們的骨頭。我喜歡看見他們的身體在痛苦中扭動和掙扎。我喜歡用我新發現的力量讓他們燃燒。我喜歡撕開他們的身體。我喜歡看我的殺戮有多有創意。他們在死之前能承受多大的痛苦。如果我這樣做而不是那樣做,他們的尖叫聲會有多大。我可以讓他們承受多大的痛苦。 (I loved snapping and breaking their bones. I loved seeing their bodies squirm and writhe in pain. I loved setting them ablaze with my newfound powers. I loved tearing their bodies open. I loved seeing how creative I could get with my kills. How much pain they could handle before expiring. How loudly they would scream if I did this instead of that. How much I could make them suffer.) 他們現在是我的小玩具……因此,我的腦海沉醉於孩子般的本能殺戮慾望。我不再思考 我只想盡可能地讓那些可怕的日本鬼子痛苦。我繼續殺戮。我盡力確保那些惡魔一個也逃不出我的手掌心。我放火燒毀了周圍的一切。 (They were now my little toys... and so my mind became drunken with a childish and instinctive desire to kill. I was no longer thinking. I just wanted to cause as much pain to those horrible Japan devils as possible. I continued the killing. I tried to make sure not a single one of those demons escaped my grasp. I set fire to everything and everyone around me.) 然後我就醒了 (Then I woke up.)
突然,當我檢視周遭環境時,周遭的一切都被摧毀了。建築物消失了。我的身體塗上了紅色。一些火苗仍然揮之不去 而且到處都是燒焦的屍體……而且大部分都不是科學家。 (Suddenly, as I examined my surroundings, everything around me was destroyed. The building was gone. My body was coated in red. Some flames of fire still lingered. And there were charred bodies everywhere... and most weren't the scientists.) 我把他們全殺了 我所有的族人 所有我想拯救的人 都是為了報復那些殺了我的人,盲目自私的憤怒。有些人因為跑出大樓或那天沒去上班而躲過了我的憤怒。我沒有機會殺死那個戴圓框眼鏡的人… (I killed them all. All of my people. All of those I wanted to save. All in a blind selfish rage to get back at those who murdered me. Some of which were able to escape my rage due to running out of the building or simply not showing up to work that day. I never got to kill that man in the round glasses...)
我現在是個怪物了 (I'm a monster now.) 我再也不能在人行道上隨意散步。我再也不能安安靜靜地坐在家中。我再也不能吃喝拉撒睡。我再也不能友善地向鄰居打招呼。我再也不能參與有趣的嗜好。我再也無法擁抱我的孩子,告訴他們睡前故事,或是在工作前給我的妻子最後的一個吻,如果我有他們的話。 (No longer would I be able to go for a casual stroll on a sidewalk. No longer would I be able to peacefully sit quietly in whatever home I had. No longer would I be able to eat, drink, and sleep. No longer would I be able to give a friendly hello to a neighbor. No longer would I be able to take part of fun hobbies. No longer would I be able hug my kids and tell them bedtime stories or give my wife one last kiss before work, if I had them.) 我再也不能做人了。 (No longer would I be able to be human.)
即使是這樣,我也可以成為英雄。一個救世主。一個領導者。一個演說者 但現在我認識的所有人都死了 沒有人能知道他們的痛苦 因為只剩下我一個人了 (Even in this form, I could've been a hero. A savior. A leader. A speaker. But now everyone I once knew is dead. Nobody will be able to know of their suffering as I'm the only one left.) 我能做的只有哀悼。哀悼那些被我謀殺的人。哭泣。哭泣,淹沒在我內疚和羞愧的淚水中。尖叫。為了我變成的怪物,為了我永遠失去、永遠也回不去的東西,尖叫幾個小時。 (All I can do is mourn. Mourn those I had murdered. Weep. Weep and drown in my own tears of overwhelming guilt and shame. And scream. Scream for hours on end about the monster I became and what I have permanently lost and will never get back.) 我對著天空尖叫了幾個小時。把我所有的痛苦和煎熬都吼了出來 不知道是否有人會聽到。我的喉嚨乾了,聲帶也繃緊了,但我的求救聲仍未得到任何潛在的神甚至人類的回應。 (I have been screaming into the sky for hours. Blaring all of my pain and suffering. Wondering if any of it will ever be heard. My throat dries and my vocal cords strain, yet, my pleas for help have yet to be answered by any potential god or even human.) 我一個人。 (I'm all alone.)
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Hello everyone! It's my b-b-birthday! I wanted to post this earlier, but I ran into some internet problems and I had other stuff to deal with. Now it's finally posted! Originally I wanted to write about a slice of life story between Spooky and her father for my birthday, but I simply never had the proper time to fully flesh that out. So, I wrote this last night! Specimen 9 is one of my favorite specimens, so I wanted to make a little short story about him and how tragic he is. As a bonus detail, I added Chinese text to fit with Taker's origins. I didn't want to use Google Translate and call it a day, so I used DeepL Translate. Supposedly the world's most accurate translator.
Lastly, you may have noticed my profile pic changed. Check out this post from my awesome friend @alaskinapples99! She made this amazing artwork of me for my birthday that really warmed my heart. Thank you so much! And thank you to everyone else for liking or reblogging and showing me support over these past few months! I wrote this theory months ago and I still get a notification about it every now and then. Which is pretty crazy to me. Definitely one of my most proud posts. Anyways that's enough of me yapping. Thanks for reading and have a snazzy day!
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doitinanotherlanguage · 4 months ago
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anyway the queer romanticism of these lines from 【給某某 Rainbow Love】 by 戴愛玲 (Princess Ai) is making my brain go mush:
你像流星 劃過了宇宙 我在地球 遙遠的揮手 你抓住我 變成彩虹 手機裡面 你叫做某某 你我的愛 隨人說 我們之間 別人不懂 請不要放開我的手
(Like a shooting star, you streak across the universe / On Earth, I wave my hand from afar / You take a hold of me, transforming me into a rainbow / In my phone, you're saved as "A Certain Someone" / Let people talk about our love / What's between us, others don't understand / Please don't let go of my hand)
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wangxian-the-zhijis · 1 year ago
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Just wanna add this bit of information to the long list of parallels between WangXian and XiYao.
WangXian = 知己 zhījǐ | XiYao = 知音 zhīyīn
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Lan Wangji: 你把我當成什麼人?(What do you take me for?) | Wei Wuxian: 我曾經把你當做我畢生知己。(I once thought of you as my soulmate in this lifetime.)
Interviewer: 你怎麼理解金光瑤和藍曦臣之間的關係? (How do you understand the relationship between JGY and LXC?) | Zhu Zanjin (JGY’s actor): 我覺得他們是知音關係。 (I think they are soulmates.)
知己 and 知音 are synonymous and can be used interchangeably. Both are translated to “best friend” “intimate friend” “bosom friend”. Both also mean “someone who understands you very deeply” and is considered “very hard to find” and, can also mean “soulmate”.
The Lan brothers’ partners soulmates really be labelling them as soulmates without them knowing. But I’m sure no one’s complaining.
Anyways, I present to you: the soulmates Nie Huaisang reunited; and the soulmates Nie Huaisang broke up.
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noink131 · 1 year ago
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中秋大團圓
#柳沈 #渣反 #SVSSS
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中秋是個團圓的好日子,今日蒼穹峰特別熱鬧,12峰主齊聚一堂,掌門大開宴席,連一些回不了家的弟子們也都可以參加。
直到尚清華拿出月餅後大家就陷入了一片死寂⋯⋯
原來岳清源交代,讓尚清華採購月餅,殊不知這個人用月餅悄悄的計畫了一盤復仇大棋,(其實就是俄羅斯輪盤月餅)數量及種類多到連他自己都記不清那種。
秉持著獨樂樂不如眾樂樂的心態,尚清華笑嘻嘻的把月餅堆在院子中心的大桌上,熱情講解遊戲規則!
現場只有沈清秋知道這遊戲的可怕程度!臉色發白的拿著扇子捂遮著嘴。
掌門師兄還不解的道:「只是個小遊戲,熱鬧氣氛也好。」就笑咪咪的批准了。
此時的月光照亮蒼穹峰每個角落,奇石、巨岩、老松、翠竹、小溪、池塘、好一副絕美山水,但只有後院,用慘不人堵都不足以形容慘況⋯⋯
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桌上一盤盤各色月餅,有的是金黃外衣撒著芝麻的傳統月餅,也有方正油潤的鹹月餅,粉白圓滑的豆沙月餅,上面紅色小兔子印紋特別可愛,最吸眼球的就屬水晶月餅,外表晶��剔透,裏面五顏六色豆沙餡、底下鋪著翠綠的竹葉,在點綴上金箔,要說多好看就有多好看。
正當眾人一陣猛誇讚尚清華用心時,只有沈清秋將木清芳拉到一旁,小聲問:「你們煉丹爐還有多少解毒藥?現在、立刻、馬上、全部拿出來!」
木清芳一臉疑惑的問:「師兄怎麼了嗎?」
沈清秋嚴肅的道:「你別管!有多少都拿出來!等一下一定會用到!」
在一旁的柳清歌看他這麼緊張也湊過來問:「怎麼了?」
沈清秋一把啾著柳清歌的衣領,一臉慎重的說:「千萬別吃!否則後果不堪設想。」
「喔!」:柳清歌只顧盯著師兄的眼睛,一時之間什麼話也沒聽進去,就胡亂的應了一聲。
只有沈清秋保持高度戒備,因為他知道尚清華的尿性,這個人就是喜歡搞事情。
果然不出所料沒過一陣子,院子裡就已經有不少弟子橫七豎八的倒在一邊陣亡了。
有的吃到辣椒因此把頭埋進水缸裡狂灌水,有的雙眼無神呆坐一旁,有變成動物四處奔逃、還有不斷發出豬叫的、更有位女弟子雙峰從A罩杯直接升級成D罩杯,惹得其她女弟子紛紛搶食後產生各種中毒症狀!大家才知道這俄羅斯輪盤的可怕之處紛紛後退。
尚清華見大家停下來不吃了,連忙喊:「你們怎麼不吃了?裏面還有包元寶、靈石的。」
眾弟子一聽,還有靈石?元寶,心一橫,反正也不至死,紛紛又圍了上來搶食,導致更多弟子中毒,還有咬太用力咬到元寶把牙給咬崩的。
本以為只有弟子倒霉的沈清秋發現案桌上也有幾顆月餅?
頓時陷入恐慌….這…..是掌門發的?還是尚清華做的??
這時岳清源拿起月餅淺嚐一口,笑咪咪的說:「是花豆餡的啊,餅皮酥脆薄而不膩,好吃!」
沈清秋忍不住盯著掌門師兄看、手中雅緻的竹扇快被他搧成蒲扇。
沈清秋想:師兄似乎沒事,這表示這個餅不是尚清華他們做的,是安全的可以食用?
正當他還在這樣想的時候,木清芳已經變成了一隻鴨子,在一旁嘎嘎嘎的亂叫。
而師妹齊清淒已經一腳踩在案桌上撩起裙擺準備暴打始作俑者!
一旁的柳冥煙驚訝的問:「師父!?….胸…胸部⋯胸部不見了?」
齊清淒已經快氣死,原本的柳葉眉變成有菱有角的劍眉,儼然一副俊美少年模樣。
她已經無法冷靜,指著尚清華大罵:「快交出解藥!不然老娘跟你沒完!!」
其他峰的峰主見狀紛紛放下手中的月餅,直直的盯著尚清華看!
尚清華溜的快,躲在柳師弟身後,一副小人得志的樣子,對著大家辦了鬼臉說道:「哼!誰叫你們老是欺負我們安定峰!我們是後勤單位,不是什麼擦屁股單位欸!這就是我給妳們的一點小小的教訓。」說得那是一個理直氣壯。
話音剛落,整個人被柳清歌一把提起,像抓小雞一樣,見無法掙脫,尚清華奸詐的一笑對著柳師弟說:「師弟~難道你就不想看見沈清秋春心蕩漾的模樣嗎?」
柳清歌頓時愣了一下,陷入沈思。
尚清華拿著手中的月餅遞到柳師兄面前,那如同惡魔的聲音又說:「想想沈師兄在床上嫵媚嬌柔的樣子,你一定會後悔錯過的!」
見柳師弟耳根一陣躁紅,他又繼續說:「吃上一口可以展現雄風,而沈師兄的可以化骨纏綿,而且此毒只有你能解,錯過就太可惜嘍~不是我老王賣瓜自賣自誇,呲~呲~呲~要弄到那西域的催情花可真費勁了~」
「你想如何?」柳清歌咬著後槽牙低低的問。
「幫我!今天的復仇絕不能失敗!」尚清華說完就把月餅往他嘴邊塞,還露出調皮的笑容。
看著眼前月餅如同白雪公主的毒蘋果一樣的有吸引力,柳清歌忍不住的咬了一口。
此時飛劍霹來,柳巨巨本能反應是召出乘鸞、一個清脆響亮的聲音,擋下齊師姐的劍。
齊清淒驚呼不已:「柳師弟!?」
「手誤….」柳清歌一臉艱難的道,順便把餅給嚥了下去。
齊師姐快氣瘋了!舉著長劍指著柳清歌道:「師弟你這也是要下犯上了?!」(大怒)
「我….沒有…..」柳清歌面色難看⋯⋯
就這樣來回打了十幾招、但無論師姐如何出招,都無法傷到尚清華分毫。
只有尚清華如同反派一樣在旁邊,快樂的說著風涼話:「師姐!你們今天誰也動不了我,有了柳清歌在手,我的計畫天下無敵!哈哈哈!」
「哇!師尊好帥!」:女弟子A
「師尊太俊了!」:女弟子B
「師尊我能為了您生猴子」:女弟子C
齊清淒越聽越生氣!「一群花痴…..」
又看到一旁看戲的尚清華,真的是忍一時越想越氣,退一步越想越虧,出手越發兇狠。
柳清歌抵擋一陣,覺得再這樣下去,等一下還要怎麼帶師兄賞花燈和煙火?只能一咬牙,直接把尚清華這個大麻煩,往山腳下扔了出去,彷彿一道璀璨的流星畫過天際,氣的齊師姐臉色烏青。
空氣中只留下尚清華的豪言壯語:「祝大家中秋節快樂!」
「哼!柳師弟以為這樣就能讓他逃過一劫嗎?」說完齊清淒帶著剩下的女弟子,下山報仇去了。
正當柳清歌嘆了一口氣以為麻煩結束了的時候。
沈清秋顫顫巍巍的道:「你…..長出老虎的耳朵你知道嗎?….」
柳清歌:!!$#+=$)%^*+
眾人紛紛搖頭嘆氣😮‍💨
掌門岳清源抱著變成鴨子的木師弟,笑呵呵的看著大家。
(完)
去年寫的梗今年才拿出來用🤣我真是寫太慢了。
錯字一定有,還請大家多包涵🙏
祝大家中秋節快樂💕
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