Stray Tabby: also called Bunta, Mr.J says that damn stray tabby
He was the bigger brown tabby than Mr.J, coming to the garden since 2016. He was a new boss after Mr.J became a house cat, and his fatal enemy.
He always provoked Mr.J so he often got angry and went out to fight with breaking the house. The heaviest one was the bloodshed of Mr.J that was found by landlady when she came back home from the welcome party of her office the early April 2017, then he was took to the vet alty it was already midnight. And . The wound became infected and dangerous, but was carefully cleaned by a veterinary surgeon. Since then, Mr J has recognised the doctor as his benefactor, and there are several testimonies that the way to suck up is different from the way he does with other doctors.
Furthermore, he made the reason why Mr.J doesn't wear a collar usually, because landlady thought he might be defeated by the sounds of the bell of the collar. He's said there's no sighting information around 2020.
Hello! Seeing this blog was an insta-follow. JW, did u do a translation somewhere of…whatever this is? https://youtu.be/tfAqq15hv5s?si=xXzvWG1ImZ_qGGGb
I’d love to know what she’s saying, I’m scraping and scrounging for more Goromi content. There *is* a translation in the comments section, but it’s worded strangely…
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hey thanks!! I am waaaaaaaaay less confident in translating spoken stuff, especially with Goromi's wildly fluctuating accent and general screeching but at one point I did go through and do some of the easier ones. however!! a kind soul has transcribed everything in the comments since the last time I checked so I'm doing this proper now. under a cut because it got long lol
italics is Goromi dropping into the masc Majima-style voice
0:00 どーもー ゴロ美でーす。真島? あ? 誰やそれ つべこべ言わんと はよドンペリ入れんかい!
Hiii I'm Goromi. Majima? Huh? Don't talk about whoever that is, hurry up and bring out the Dom Perignon!
0:13 はぁあん 仕事もできる女 それがゴ・ロ・美 またモテてまうわぁ はぁ 参るなぁ
Haaa~ A woman can do work too. That's Go - ro - mi. She'll be popular again. Haa~ Give me a call~
0:28 めっちゃジロジロ見られたわぁ 嫌やわぁ セクハラちゃうー?
I'm gettin' stared at so much. I don't like it. Is this sexual harassment?
0:35 よっしゃー! 暴れるでぇお前らー!
All right! I'm gonna go ballistic on you all!
0:39 あ? パンツ見えてる? だからなんやねん
Huh? Ya can see my panties? Watch where you're lookin'!
0:46 あーあ 早う桐生ちゃん来んかのぉー
Ahhhh… won't Kiryu-chan hurry up~?
0:53 なんや 俺は安い女とちゃうで
What is it? I ain't a cheap gal.
0:59 あ? パンツ見えてる? いやーんこのドスケベー 目ん玉くり抜いたろかぁ!
Ya can see my panties? Ooooh ya perv~! I'll gouge out your fuckin' eyes!*
1:08 いやーん ええ飲みっぷりやないかぁ ちょっと見直したでぇ
Oooh, you seem like ya can hold your drink~ I'm startin' to come around on ya~
1:16 うち 強い奴が好きやねん うちを その気にさせたいんならぁ 殺す気で来いやぁ!
Me, I like strong guys. If ya want me to like you… then ya better come at me like ya want me dead!*
1:27 やだ ゴロ美ったらドキドキしてる 気に入ったでぇ おぉ! ドス持ってこいやぁ! いっちょやり合おうやないかー!
No way, ya got Goromi's heart all flutterin'. Oh! This is perfect for my dagger! Time to fight!"
1:39 うちも一杯もらってええか? 今日はなんだか飲みたい気分やねん
Is it alright if I get one too? Today I'm in the mood to drink.
1:48 はい どーぞっ! ゴロ美特性 ゲロマズカクテルやでぇ なぁ 飲めや
Here you go! Goromi's special super yucky cocktail! …Hey, drink it.
1:57 桐生ちゃん 驚くやろなぁ
Kiryu-chan's a surprisin' guy~
2:01 ゴロ美 ドキドキしちゃう
You're gonna make Goromi's heart flutter.*
2:04 うちが ナンバーワンキャバ嬢 ゴロ美や 覚えときー
I'm the number one cabaret girl Goromi, ya better remember that.
2:12 ヒーヒッヒヒヒー 惚れても知らんでぇ
Hehehehee not my fault if you're fallin' for me~*
2:16 ますますべっぴんになってくでぇ
I'm becoming more and more beautiful~
2:20 奇麗なバラには トゲがあるんやでぇ
A beautiful rose still has its thorns.
2:26 魔性の女 それがゴロ美やでぇ
Goromi, a woman with a devilish nature~
2:31 ゴロ美の新たな魅力 感じてやぁ
Experience Goromi's fresh new glamor.
2:36 ふぉーん なかなか見どころあるやないかぁ ま、けどアフターはお預けや
There's a lot of good things to see, aren't there? Well, that will have to wait for the after hours date.
2:45 やるやないかぁ へえぇ ゴロ美アフター権 進呈したるわ このボケがぁ!
Well it can't be helped. I'm presentin' ya with the rights to an after hours date with Goromi. Ya dumb ass!
2:56 ご指名 おおきに
Thank ya for requestin' me.*
2:59 男女がやる事いうたらー 喧嘩しかないやろがぁ!
There's a thing that men and women do together… They fight each other!
3:06 か弱いレディーに 何するんじゃボケェ!
This weak lady, what the hell are ya doin' to her, idiot!
3:10 あかーん そんなんじゃゴロ美は濡れへんでぇ!
Siiiilly, that kind of thing won't get Goromi wet! (tl note: I……………………. I feel like there's something I'm misreading here. but. turns out I'm not!!)
3:14 当店はお触り禁止じゃぁ!
We don't allow touching in this establishment!!!
3:17 野暮な男は嫌いやでぇ!
I hate men with no manners!!
(tl note: the rest of these are various battle callouts)
3:24 ボトル入りまーす!
Bottle comin' through!
3:26 これ うちの名刺!
Here's… my business card!
3:30 ゴロ美に惚れたら 火傷するでぇ!
If ya fall for Goromi… You're gonna get burned!
3:35 お客様は神様 なわけあるかボケェ!
The customer is king… what a stupid idea!
3:41 イーヒッヒヒヒー 太客認定したるわぁ!
Eeehehehehee, I just bagged a big spender!
3:46 シャンパン入りまーす!
Champagne comin' through!
3:49 花は いつか散るんやでぇ
Flowers will… always scatter…
3:54 終わりがあるから 美しいんやでぇ
Because they must end… They are beautiful…
4:01 またのご来店 お待ちしてまーす!
We look forward to seeing you agaaaaiiiin!
4:05 はぁ うちをもっと燃えさす奴はおらんのかいなぁ
Haaa… is there no one left who can get me fired up?
4:11 ゴロ美の「み」は 皆殺しの「み」じゃぁ!
The "mi" in "Goromi" is… from the "mi" in "minagoroshi"! (tl note: wholesale slaughter)
4:16 稼ぎ時を逃さん女 それがゴロ美じゃボケェ!
Goromi, a woman who's never let a chance to make a profit escape her!
4:23 ヒヒッ ゴロ美 ほてってきたでぇ
Hehe, Goromi's burnin' hot!
4:29 ヒヒッ 延長やぁ 当たり前やろ!
Hehe, an extension. Obviously! (tl note: for using a continue in a fight)
4:36 ごっついのぉ
Real strong, huh… (tl note: for losing)
whew! as usual if I fucked something else please tell me some of this stuff gets real in the weeds. all I can do is my best
thanks again for the follow and for suggesting this! I'm real glad I took another look, that minagoroshi line really made me laugh. unrelated to Goromi but I'll have a new event up in a week or so because the one going on right now is so incredibly funny to me. it's a Saejima event. look forward to it
* Edit: a couple of line corrections thanks to @imustbenuts Thank you again!!!