#『🦠 anon 』

[lowkeyrobin]

If you're still writing for The Umbrella Academy, I would love to see a Viktor x Reader one shot about Viktor bringing his S/O home to meet his family and just seeing how they react to his S/O. :)

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AWE OMG YES ☹️☹️☹️ ; thanks for requesting, hope you enjoy 🦠!!

VIKTOR HARGREEVES ; meet the family

summary ; vik brings you home to his mama and daddy (his siblings) (I'm making fun of country ppl pls get the joke)

warnings ; language

disclaimers ; post s3 ig but they still have powers (for the plot cause I thought it'd be fun)

word count ; 836

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Being Viktor's partner, especially for this long, had long called for a family reunion for you to meet them and vice versa. To say that was nerve-wracking was an understatement. That fucking man had six siblings. Six siblings you needed to impress. Six siblings you had to prove yourself to. Six siblings you had to give a good first impression so they knew you were good for Viktor.

Yeah, no, you weren't prepared to step inside the Hargreeves' mansion of a home.

The first to greet you was Allison, sporting long, dark curls against platforms, black, bell bottoms, and a white top. Get it girlfriend.

"Oh my gosh, hi Vik!" She smiles, wrapping her shorter brother in a hug.

You stand beside them awkwardly, nervously, thinking quickly in your head on what to say, if you should speak at all. No, of course you speak. Speak when spoken too-

"Hi, I'm Allison" She smiles, holding a hand out for you to shake.

You quickly accept the handshake, a kind smile on your face. "I'm Y/n"

"My partner" Viktor smiles.

Allison's soft smile turns into one of joy, much more gleeful. "Congrats, both of you." She looks between you both, a mutual smile being thrown back and forth. "You're a lucky person to have him, trust me"

"Thanks," you reply, looking to your boyfriend. "I love him a lot"

"Good thing I won't have to rumor either of you into saying it out loud," She jokes, patting Viktor on the shoulder before heading back into the living space.

You raise an eyebrow, looking to Vik. "What'd she mean, 'rumor us'?"

"Her power is to rumor people. She says, 'I heard a rumor' and essentially has power over their mind and actions, " he answers.

"Oh..."

"Don't worry, she's just joking. Sorry"

He pulls you into the living room, seeing his other siblings having a grand old time already. At the couch sits Diego and Lila, sipping on some fruity mocktails.

"Well, hello chaos bringer!" Lila smiles, quickly greeting Viktor with a hug. "Who's this lovely looking friend you've got here?"

"My partner" Viktor smiles, looking to you.

"Y/n" You smile, stretching your hand out for her to shake.

Lila accepts. "Lila. Diego's wife" She nods back at Diego.

From the couch, Diego smiles and waves, chewing on a slice of the orange which was in his drink. "Hi! I'm Diego, the only good sibling here"

Lila rolls her eyes, turning to Vik. "Do they know about all our powers?"

"We're just learning as we go" Viktor chuckles.

Lila turns back to you. "Well, I can replicate other people's powers, which is kinda shit sometimes." She shrugs, shoulders slightly knocking around her shoulder length, platinum white hair. "Diego's a master at corn hole. Don't challenge him"

"That's not my power!" He exclaims. "I have better aim than all you dorks, knives are for men!"

Lila and Vik speak to you in unison. "Guns are for pussies"

You chuckle, a hand over your mouth, finding comfort in this chaotic family already.

"Viktor, Lila" A new voice speaks, nodding his head as he speaks. "Who's that?"

"Five, meet Y/n, my significant other." Viktor smiles, turning between the two of you, "Y/n, this is Five. He's the one trapped in a younger version of his body, but he's actually like, seventy"

"Sixty-two," He corrects. "But, welcome to the family, Y/n. You're going to hate it here" He whispers.

"No, they won't!" Klaus groans with an eyeroll, appearing out of nowhere. He places his hands on his shoulders, which quickly fall to his sides after Five teleports away. "Hi, I'm Klaus" He smiles, quickly hugging you.

"Hi!-"

Lila continues, recapping you on powers. "Five can teleport and time travel, and Klaus is immortal and can speak to ghosts"

"And created a cult" Vik adds.

Klaus smiles, stepping back, looking between you and your boyfriend. "Let me know when the wedding is. I'll have to go shopping"

"Klaus!"

"Coming, Diego!"

As Klaus leaves, Luther and Ben approach, being the last of the siblings you had to meet. They both shake hands with you, then begin to argue over who was in charge of dusting the paintings on the walls.

By this point, you were wondering how they even put up with each other, then remembered that they barely did. I mean, you understood. You wouldn't want to be around your collection of siblings anymore after saving the world three times.

Lila turns back to you. "Luther is super strong, Ben has tentacles in his stomach"

You slowly nod. "Gotcha"

Five clinks a fork against a champagne glass, silencing the room. "Let's raise a toast to Viktor and his new partner, yeah?"

"Hell yeah!" Klaus smiles, picking up a stray glass of water off the coffee table.

Ben hands you and Viktor a drink while Five speaks, then drinks once again.

Vik turns to you as Lila joins Diego on the couch again. "Thoughts?"

"Many"

"I'd be worried if not"

[kaeinvy]

age gap theme for scaramouche? younger readers please 💗😋

𝐀 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅'𝐒 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 ! + scara ; genshin

contains; fem, dilf scara, babysitter, smut, blowjob, grinding, fingering, spanking, finger sucking, hair pulling, PinV(afab reader), Petnames:doll, baby

notes; I couldn't do two versions, I only did fem</3 too tired and no ideas, agghhh so sorry !^^

HE was the father of the kid that you babysit, his kid. It was good money but he was so hot that you considered being the kid's new parent, I mean. He is so fine, you would look at him and trying to seductiving him.

HE watches you as you take care of his kid, being so doting on the child, you would squeal and dream about Scara. Dreaming about him, touching you all over and teasing you!

HE was the sweetest thing ever, taking care of his kid, gosh it made you feel inlove with him harder and you hoped that he would get harder at the thought of you, and that dream will become a reality.

HE would touch your clothed cunt, his hand rubbing your damp panties, his fingers pressing unto your cunt, he slides your panties to the side before his finger pokes at your wetness. Whispering in your ear, he brings his other finger up to your mouth as you suck on them.

HE smirks and kisses your ear, moves his finger out and in of your mouth, pressing down onto your tongue, you gag slightly on his finger and your legs tremble.

HE moves his thumb up to your clit, pushing in his two fingers in you and he stretches in and out of you, preparing your wetness for his dick, you moan and throw your head back. Your eyes slightly rolling back, he stops as you cum on his finger, you bite your lower lip.

HE grabs your hips and lifts you up, lifting you over his dick and his dick aims at your wetness. He pushes down into you, his dick filling you up also he moves in and out of you, he groans into your ear. "Aren't you just a doll, baby?" He whispers while fucking your tight wet cunt.

HE lets out low moans while he fucks into you, his eyes are closed and his mouth is slightly open, you hold onto his hands, he lets go of your hands before he bends you over his desk, your tits touching the cold desk littered with papers.

HE pounds hard, his palm spanking your ass as he groans and lets out a growl, his hands are aching to spank you some more. "Take it all, doll" he whispers in your ear, he grabs a fist of your hair. Yanking it back as he fucks you, making clapping noises as he does so.

HE kisses your neck and nibbles on it, your hair still in his hand as he bites your neck, marking you as his. It was a good thing that you decided to be a babysitter, you could have never met this handsome man who has a good dick!

HE holds you close, his other groping at your tit as he holds you by it, his other hand furiously rubbings t your clit, pleasuring it also he pleasures you by fucking you, his dick twitching in you.

HE finishes inside inside of you, his dick pumping out his precious semen, his cum filling your cunt up, his white cream inside of you, you let out a moan and smile. "Look at you baby, are you my slut? Of course you are." He says, before he grabs your chin and kisses you roughly.

[this-orange-anon024]

Hey friend, how would you feel about getting a gun? -🩸🪷

(new way to mark Bloody!Lotus au)

@gremlinlotusannonhere

(mold!orange au)

GIVE IT

(orange is breathing heavy in excitement at the idea of what they could do with it)

[itsrlymine]

I got small success stories to sharrrrrre 😜

After I finally accepted my power, I've been really chill about manifestation. I noticed I don't really force myself to feel anything, it's all natural to me, thanks to you and other bloggers 🎉

– This week I was tired of the high temperatures so I told myself "it's so fucking cold I'm freezing" and 5 minutes later it started to rain!!!! I'm doing this again rn but without the rain lmao, I'm already not melting anymore.

– My intrusive thoughts are really weak. They barely show up, and if they do, they don't affect me emotionally no matter how hard I try to care. I'm sure they'll vanish soon lol. Usually they were very graphic so they REALLY disturbed me back then.....

– I started to actually be satisfied in imagination, I catch myself giggling every five minutes 😭

– I was very sad with how flopped my other tumblr was and started to get insecure with my art, until I realized "I can't let these thoughts dictate MY reality." and decided my art satisfied me.... next drawing I did actually got me surprised!!!

– My mom has really bad mood swings and I got really pissed off one night so I just wrote in my notes app a single affirmation about her being sympathetic and having a good energy etc etc, forgot it and went to sleep, the next day she was completely undisturbed.

– canker sore girl (😭) (can I be 🦠 anon?)

cancker sore still takes me outtt. hello 🦠!!!

i'm so happy you don't force and it feels natural bc manifestation really is!! we've been natural manifesting all of our lives and will continue to so why not chill at the same time??

these successes eat down i'm ngl. when i catch myself laughing at my imagination, i look at the invisible camera in the room to see if they caught me looking crazy😭😭 thank you for sharing me love!!

[weskie]

anon come back and cook more?

aight bet

tempted to name myself pussydrunk anon so you can remember but unsure

anywayyyyy

Wesker bottom entails him pulling you to sit on his face, begging for you to fuck his face, lather him in your cunt/cock and smear his face with your fluids

he's begging for it because one he loves you so much and two, he can't get enough of being treated like a toy, used for your pleasure while he feasts on it

his cock is so hard in his pants but he refuses to touch himself, his only focus on pleasing you

if he's facing down and his cock is near any surface though? he's 100% humping it, uncaring if he's cumming and soaked the fabric/floor, he just needs to know he's pleasing you and doing such a good job, he just gets a bit carried away

he needs to hear your praise

won't you praise him?

- 🦠 anon (bacteria anon)

YOU WERE SO QUICK WITH THIS HOLY MOLY OMFG

YOU'RE SO RIGHT THOUGH HE'S HUMPING WHATEVER SURFACE HE'S PRONE ON

praise kink wesker got my brain feeling like someone just put my head in one of those paint mixing machines. whoooo brother. thank you chef bacteria anon

[lifesteal-headcanons]

red get the never ending breadsticks thing at olive garden.

ashswag does not. he does, however, say when only when his entire plate is covered with cheese.

- 🦠 anon

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[ozzgin]

Hello ozz !

Wishing you a joyful and Happy New Year 🎊🎊🎉🎉

Drink lots of fluids and stay healthy lots of luv and hugs💛 🤗

Yours truly

-🦠

Thank you pookies, happy new year to you as well!

Proud to announce that yours truly has finally slept throughout the night. I'd give you a chubby forehead kiss right now if I could, that's how thrilled I am. Will I be able to rest today as well? Remains to be seen. Nonetheless, the seed of hope has been planted in my heart.

I can tell this will be a good year, for me, and for you. ❤

[ohbo-ohno]

John price is the type of person to film "little videos" with his wife and then share it with the team when they've been stuck on a long mission " whatever it takes to get them to focus" or" he can't have his men pent-up with all the energy " or some shit 🦠

GOD i reblogged something like this forever ago i think but it really is a top tier price idea (the thing i rbed might have been ghoap x reader)

im always torn between “john price wouldn’t let another man even look at you” and “john price rewards his men with his little wife’s body” because i feel like both of those make total sense for him

anyways!!! price absolutely takes videos of you to share with his men. they spend long weeks away from home, a little video from home is a nice treat for the 141.

it’s good team bonding to jack off to videos of your boss’s wife i promise 👍

[ii-confusing-confessions]

i think thst oj is a homosexual and so is paper

-🦠🍋

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[v-vox-v]

*Tickles your non existent nose* Hi there! I just came to give you your daily symptom and now I go back to sleep. Until then..

~ With love, 🦠

“…”

“I have an anti-Veerus software now.”

[lesbonym]

★ My Christmas gift is going to be stealing all my cute anons and moots and kidnapping you all for an anon sleepover so you all drink water and rest! And kiss and cuddle me >:3

[idvconfessions]

After the event people will go back to treating margie like a monster and mike like hes a baby that did nothing wrong because you all hate woman that much - 🦠

I sincerely hope not.

[this-orange-anon024]

New au (non-canon) 🦠🍊

( @gremlinlotusannonhere I did it (\u/) )

@maggiemelodies09

uh oh! Who left this molded orange out??...

A MOLDED ORANGE!!??

(-gasp!- )

Who's very manipulative and gaslighting!?

(-GASSPP!!-)

And likes to torment and make pranks others with lack of consideration just for their own entertainment!? (*cough cough* Jax wannabe *cough* *cough*)

(-GASSSSPP!!!!-)

Guys be careful! (You can interact with them)

Songs:

(you can trust them :) )

(without the sexual themes :p BUT manipulative!)

[thegnomelord]

You mentioned that Ifrit would have been a frost giant if he were a monster instead of a human mage. I wonder if he would still have affinity for magic in that universe? Considering that in mythology, if I remember, frost giants in particular had powerful magic.

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Ah yes and no. Monster magic and human magic are two different things. Monster magic is more tame, so like Price's fire breath or even a harpy's ability to fly are all examples of monster magic.

Human magic is much wilder and also damaging to the body, but mages are able to create more devastating spells that almost no monsters are able to come close. The only exception are Wraiths.

So while Ifrit would have been able to do some magic bc he would be a frost giant (primarily increased strength and durability, frost breath and ice like growths on his extremities that act as armor) it wouldn't come close to the raw destruction human magic can produce.

But Ifrit, had he been born a frost giant, would have been a LOT happier and would have evaded 97% of the trauma he goes through lol

[weskie]

I need a pussydrunk Wesker like...

you shove his head away and he's trying to chase you with his lips, leaning forwards and whining, completely unaware, uncaring of his noises

all he wants to pussy, to make you cum, to please you

he's been such a good boy, right?

tell him how good he's been...

[lifesteal-headcanons]

im sorry this isnt a headcanon but i wanted to share that my favorite color is red whilst i have mild red-blue colorblindness that is suspected to be getting worse as i get older so i have never seen a better clownpierce headcanon [ the one from 🍒🤡 anon ] and i will be remembering that forever /pos

- 🦠 anon

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