#Nym Yaps

[lesbonym]

👻🎃🍂🍁IT'S FINALLY HEREEEEE. HALLOWEEN MONTH BABYYYYY🍁🍂🎃👻

[lesbonym]

Eggs: I hate eggs 😭😭 I used to only eat them scrambled because I didn't like the feeling of the yolk in any other way

Steak: Medium to Medium-Well

Milk: Allergic so I don't drink it

Alcohol: I haven't drank much but I do like more sweet drinks. I've tried Mead and margaritas mostly

Warm Drink: Tea and Hot Chocolate. I do drink coffee sometimes (I got this Mardi Gras mix and it's so good

@breathlessangelkisses @sappho-favourite-pupil @az-amaris @femmebambi @whispersxwhimpers @fullfaceangel @sp311ingsage

[just-asimple-brunette]

(@venividiamcvi) “James, boys are like lumps of coal, they’re dirty and cheap…but some turn into diamonds.”

“But I’m more of a Topaz . . ?!”

[waspsinyouryard]

I'm continuing my long trend of not editing my original pinned posts and instead making new ones. How fun.

But hi. I am Tumblr user waspsinyouryard. Tagging people scares me, but I like being tagged (and will probably participate) in things. If you like my pixel art but hate my yapping then go follow @waspsinyourartsupplies.

I have a discord too but you must be pure of heart and undergo great trials and tribulations (privately asking for it) to learn my username on that site.

My Pronouns, And Their Relative Weights:

Total Pool Size: 66

he/him: 8

it/its: 7

they/them: 5

xe/xem: 3

(any pronouns): 2

I/my: 2

she/her: 2

the/the: 2

xey/xem: 2

American/Americans: 1

applied chaos dynamics control association/applied chaos dynamics control associations: 1

attack/helicopter: 1

beebo/beebos: 1

beep/boop: 1

bush/cheney: 1

buzz/hum: 1

cheese/burger: 1

Chiyo/Chan: 1

cloud/cloudself: 1

cock/balls: 1

da/shit: 1

e/em/er: 1

fae/faem/faeir: 1

fae/faer: 1

its/thats: 1

lee/way: 1

me/me: 1

moss/mosses: 1

nym/nyr: 1

pro/noun: 1

she/her/her/her/her/her/her/her/her/her (bear five): 1

she/sher: 1

ski/bi/di: 1

them/them: 1

They/Them (capitalized): 1

thon/thons: 1

us/our: 1

wasp/yard: 1

xie/xir: 1

yin/yang: 1

ze/hir: 1

zhe/zer: 1

Wish I used certain pronouns more? Less? Wish I used a pronoun set I currently don't? Just submit your favorite pronouns to the form below!

DNI

People I have blocked

Scammers that try to guilt you into donating to their "vet bills" or "hospital bills" and so on

Supporters/fans of Albert/AlbertPlaze

Glorkus and Friends antis

Glorkus antis

Glorkus and Terflor shippers

[nothinginthisworldbelongstome]

Favorite animal?

Favorite game?

Tell us about your favorite character?

(For the ask thingy :3. Please yap to me)

aw yay hi nym! tysm for the ask ur so sweet!

i have so many favorite animalsss but i especially love corvids, like ravens and crows. theyre SO cool and smart, like they use tools! and they can learn to mimic things just like parrots! and theyre super important in different superstitions, i love the associations with witches/spooky stuff, and theyre just so awesome and i love them!

i dont really have a favorite VIDEO game, which i assume is what the ask is about lol. i dont play video games, just like games on my phone. templerun 2, happy color, royal match, etc lol. but i loveeee board games and card games theyre so fun! its only fun with a bunch of people that u get to talk to while u play tho. my extended family has our special version of canasta (a card game) that has been passed down for like 3 or 4 generations by now, and i think thats something so cool and special. we play it practically anytime we're together and i love that we have that special game that one day ill get to teach my partner and kids!

omg i have soooo many favorite characters. the ones currently in my mind rn are dani and jamie from the haunting of bly manor, which is actually the best show in the world and i love it dearly, i could talk about its genius for hours and if u read this u need to go watch it!!! but dani and jamie are the cutest, their characterizations are incredible, their romance is amazing and heartbreaking and i need a love like theirs someday frfr

thank u so much for the ask nym! have a great rest of ur day/night!

[lesbonym]

My gender is not real opinions

No opinions, I don't have gender :3

@olliesgarden @plaguedoctorflavoredautism @im-anonymoose @breathlessangelkisses @whispersxwhimpers

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

[allhaildaddykeanu]

Puppy Love (Keanu Reeves one-shot)

Summary: Keanu and you are sharing a morning with your puppy, Nymeria, and she causes a bit of a distraction.

Tags: Swearing, a moment leading up to sex (but not including), and some fluff.

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   "No, Nymeria, don't chew on the bed! God, you're so fucking difficult."

I opened my eyes and began to stretch my arms and legs while letting out a prolonged yawn. I heard the tapping of nails on the hardwood floor, followed by an excited yelp and the deep, smooth sound of Keanu's laugh. "Did you plan all of this just to wake mommy up, Ny?" He teasingly asked the 3-month-old German Shepherd. The puppy replied with another bright yelp and began trying to jump onto the much taller bed. She jumped up and got her front paws on the bed, but immediately slipped and fell back down onto the floor. I let out a soft giggle and looked up to Keanu. "Good morning, beautiful," Keanu said, grabbing Nymeria off of the floor and placing her onto the bed before laying down beside me. "Control your dog." I smiled as Nymeria pounced onto my lap, licking my face and wagging her long tail. "I love you, too, Nym." I grabbed her face and quickly kissed the top of her head before she broke free and began licking me again. "What?" Keanu questioned, "No loving for me?" He looked at me with his big, brown puppy dog eyes, his lip forming a slight pout. I replied with a shrug and continued to pet on the puppy on my lap. "Maybe after my baby girl gets some food." I got up and made my way to the kitchen with Nymeria following at my heels, passing through the hallway, down the staircase, and through the spacious living room. Nymeria barked as I opened the pantry and poured her a bowl of dog food. As she began eating, I refilled the rest of her water bowl and walked back to my bedroom. Once I made it to our room, I noticed Keanu had gotten under the covers and was smirking at me. "What is it, ya big ol' dork?" Keanu continued to smirk and pointed his finger at me. "Bed. Now." He demanded in his lower, sultry voice. I snickered and obeyed him, walking over to the bed. I got on the edge and began to crawl on top of him, making sure to stop when my crotch hovered above his. Keanu licked his bottom lip and grabbed my hips, pounding me onto him. I gasped and gave him a smirk before slowly leaning forward to connect my lips to his. Before I could reach him, Keanu had already closed the gap between us. His lips overpowered mine in a short battle for dominance, ending with his tongue exploring my mouth and touching my own tongue. I pulled away after a few long seconds, panting for air as my heart began to beat faster and faster. Keanu looked at me and smiled, his hands cupping my face. "I love you, (y/n)." He kissed my forehead and then the tip of my nose. "Always." I gave him my cutest smile and ran my fingers through his messy dark hair. Once we shared a moment of looking into each others' eyes, I decided to tease him as much as I could before he would snap. I leaned down to kiss and suck on his neck, from under his right ear down to his collarbone. He lets out a deep moan before running his hands down to my hips, holding me tightly. As I was about to move my mouth down to the waistband of his pajama pants, I heard a high pitched yap from Nymeria. Keanu and I simultaneously let out a sigh of annoyance and pulled away from each other. The young pup managed to jump into the bed and join us, licking our faces countless times. "Alright, alright," I sighed as I flipped back to my side of the bed, now laying on my back. Keanu snickered and grabbed Nymeria, placing her in between the two of us. I gave him a smile and pulled up the covers to keep us warm. Nymeria looked at me and nuzzled her face into my chest while I softly stroked her dark fur. "She's a sleeper like her mother," Keanu mentioned before giving me a sly grin. "You bet," I replied, smiling down at her. "A big sleepy girl." Keanu then leaned over and kissed me tenderly, as if it were the first time he did so. He draped his arm across Nymeria and myself, closing his eyes to drift off. I soon followed and quickly found myself in a comforting dream.

[lesbonym]

★ Did I carve out a gay and autistic enough space on Tumblr to ramble to someone about BG3

[lesbonym]

★ I love my moots cause one day my following page can be the filthiest lesbian smut and fantasies, then the next, its Parkour Civilization. I don't know how I got here, but I'm more than happy

[lesbonym]

★ What's the gender neutral version of girlrotting? Can I do that all day?

[lesbonym]

★ Btw, I'm biting all of you >:3

[lesbonym]

★ I honestly was delaying this, but I honestly might take a little break just until I survive midterms. There just been a lot going on, and this hurricane has me stressed too

I promise that I'm not ignoring the anon asks that are in my inbox, I see them, and I promise to answer when I can. I love you guys <3.

[lesbonym]

★ Ugh, I hate Christmas, bleghhh

[lesbonym]

★ God, women can't even have just armpits with coloration either. The amount of photoshopped armpits on celebrity magazines that just look so weird??

Why is there no love for any bush?? I love bushhh, I die for bush.

People are so obsessed with something as natural as women having body hair, that Hollywood make its actress shave when they have to play women from the Middle Ages 💀

[lesbonym]

★ Ughhhhh, need all the attentionnnnn. Dying without it 🥺🥺🥺

[lesbonym]

★ BOOPS ARE BACK BOOPS ARE BACK OMG. BOOP ME PLEASEEE