#➤ K o n o h a ┊ ❛ take me home deep into the forest ❜

[senjutsunade]

What’s your favorite Konoha tradition or custom?

The Hi no Yūrei Matsuri (Festival of the Fire Spirits) is a tradition turned festival we hold on the last full moon of winter. The practice first took place during the Shodai's 7th year as Hokage. It’s a time when shinobi activity is limited to the essentials so that most nin can return to the village to participate. We use this time to honor those who gave their lives for Hi no Kuni—our fallen comrades, family members, those who made the ultimate sacrifice.

Family members and loved ones visit the graves or memorials of their dead, offering flowers, incense, and prayers. It’s a personal moment for every family, but rooted in ancient traditions passed down through the generations. You’ll see every clan has its own way of paying respect—different customs, but all with the same purpose. To remember.

Once the sun sets the lanterns are lit and set afloat on the river. Some prefer airborne lanterns. The lanterns symbolize the spirits of the departed, a way of guiding them, letting them know they’re still with us, even in death. It’s a peaceful sight—a moment of reflection.

Afterward, the people gather for meals with their loved ones. We share food, drink, and stories of those who came before us. The ones we have lost. It’s a time to reflect on their sacrifices but also to remind ourselves why we continue to fight. It’s not just about mourning. It’s about honoring their legacy, blending sorrow with hope for the future.

For the early years of my life, I found this practice extremely saddening. Years has given me perspective, making it one of my favorites. As the Godaime, I appreciate it more than ever.

[anime-fan-05]

Heiii, sono ancora io!

Mi è piaciuto un botto quello che hai scritto per la mia richiesta

Puoi fare degli headcanon del quartetto dei primi anni di Karasuno, Noya, Oikawa, Kuroo, Lev, Tendo, Goshiki e Tsumu con una fidanzata molto piccola (tipo 1,40 o 1,45)?

Grazie

Haikyuu!! ~With a short reader 1st part~

Manga/anime: Haikyuu!!

Warnings: nothing

(Y/N): your name

As usual, I divided the request into two parts: 2nd part is here.

Hinata S.

He feels so high when he's with you!

He always claims to have fallen in love with you since your first meeting: one day, while running (he was late for training with his team), he bumped into you, knocking you to the ground; then, he stopped to help you, but by mistake he said: "You're so tiny..."; he didn't mean to be mean, and he was about to apologize, but the words got stuck in his throat after hearing you mutter: "You're the one who's tall"; that day he arrived at training not only late, but also red as a tomato

Despite the first words he told you, he thinks your height is very cute and, above all, perfect for him, since you've the right height to fit in his arms: in fact, he loves to hug you, cuddle you, or just have your body against his in some way

He'll never tease you about your height and, if someone does so, he'll run up to them and yell at them to stop (like he did to defend Kiyoko from Terushima)

He loves picking you up, especially while you kiss; sometimes he also does so to greet you after you haven't seen each other for a long time: he picks you up and turns you around, then he kisses you

Kageyama T.

The first time he met you, he was struck by your cuteness: when he had to introduce himself to you, his voice was trembling and he almost mispronounced his name (he really wanted to bury himself out of embarrassment); furthermore, he was terribly blushing and felt as if he was about to fall to the ground

When you two go out together, he's very careful not to lose you in the crowd, especially if there are a lot of people: he stands next to you and always holds your hand, not without blushing, to guide you

Once he lost sight of you in a store and got very worried; he looked for you in every lane, he was desperate, until he heard the loudspeaker: "Mr. Kageyama Tobio, come to cashier 12. We've found your daughter."; he tried not to laugh all the way home

His favorite thing to do is rest his head on yours, as your height is perfect for him to lean over, while hugging you from behind (because otherwise you would see his face red)

If he sees you cheering for him during a game, he'll feel very excited; if you even wore his jersey, he would literally die of embarrassment (Tsukishima will never let him forget it) and work even harder

Tsukishima K.

Whenever he can, he teases you a lot: he never misses an opportunity to do so, either through his gestures (for example by resting his arm on your head as if it were an armrest), or with words ("Oh? Sorry, I didn't see you, you're too small.")

Furthermore, speaking of words, he comes up with every nickname having to do with short for you: "chibi" (small) or "chibi-chan", "my little one" (with great emphasis on little)...

However, if someone makes fun of you, he stands to his full height and glares at him: he's the only one who can tease you

If you wear his clothes, which are literally huge on you, he takes the opportunity to tease you about your height, but he only does it to prevent you from noticing his embarrassment; if you also puff out your cheeks or pout in irritation, he'll have to cover the lower part of his face with one of his hands to prevent you from seeing his deep blush

One thing that amuses him a lot is when you try to kiss him, but of course you can't do it if he doesn't lean down ("Oh? Are you too short to reach me, chibi-chan?" "Shut up and lean down so I can kiss you, dummy!")

Yamaguchi T.

If you play with his hands and compare them with your smaller ones, he'll melt and blush very heavily; nevertheless, he loves holding your hands, precisely because they're much smaller than his

When he sees you in his clothes, especially in his team jersey, he gets so embarrassed he has to put his hands in front of his face or hide it in other ways; the first time he saw you like that, he fainted for a few minutes and, after he recovered, he couldn't look at you for fear of becoming dazed looking at your cuteness

He'll also die of embarrassment if you grab him by the collar of his shirt or the tie to lower him to your height and kiss him

Although he's a really shy person, I think there are moments when he becomes more bold and courageous: one of those is if someone makes fun of you (really, he totally transforms into another person and yells at them you're perfect just the way you're)

Some are subtle moments where he playfully teases you, but he stops as soon as he notices you're offended or saddened; others happen when he spontaneously picks you up to help you reach overhead objects you can't reach on your own or when you kiss

Nishinoya Y.

Since he isn't the tallest, and sometimes he felt bad about it, he doesn't want you to feel uncomfortable or sad about your height: if you were ever unhappy due to that, he, unexpectedly serious, would take your hands in his, whispering softly to you you're perfect just the way you're

Instead, if he were the one who hurt you, he would literally kneel at your feet begging you for forgiveness

He loves when you see each other after a long time and you run towards him and jump on him, holding him like a koala; he always grabs and spins you around a couple of times, and then he kisses you

Since sometimes neither you nor he can reach objects too high up on the shelves, he lifts you up to get them; one day, he did a really stupid thing: he took you on his shoulders, but unfortunately he slipped and you both fell to the ground (obviously he broke your fall and you didn't hurt yourself)

One day, during the time out of a match during which he wasn't in perfect shape, he saw you in the stands cheering him on while wearing his jersey; from that moment on, in that match no ball touched the ground in Karasuno's field

Here we are: it's been exactly a year since my first post. I wanted to thank all my followers: thanks to all of you for following me, for reblogging, voting and commenting on my posts, thanks to you my account lives!

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[carlsdarling]

Your first time with Carl headcanons (it's also his first time)

Sexy and fluffy alphabet. Everyone is 18 or over.

WARNINGS: smut, nsfw

A - Aftercare

You lay there completely exhausted and cuddled together, a little embarrassed but happy. Carl kept apologizing that it had hurt at the very beginning, but you reassured him and told him that it was normal and that you liked it anyway. Again and again you affirmed how much you love each other.

B - Body

It was unusual at first to see you completely naked, but the awkwardness quickly faded, and then you couldn't stop exploring and caressing each other's body. Carl, however, didn't want to take off his bandage, even though you know what his eye looks like and don't care. But you respected his wish to make him feel comfortable and safe.

C - Cum

Carl used a condom, so you didn't have direct contact with his cum. However, you are curious about his cum, how it feels, how it smells and tastes.

D - Dirty Secret

What Carl doesn't tell you: He practiced using condoms beforehand because he was afraid he wouldn't get it done at the crucial moment. He even asked Glenn about it, and you can believe me - Carl was fiery red in the face and was stuttering. He was very very ashamed xD

E - Experience

You both didn't have any, all you did before was kiss and fondle each other over your clothes. You didn't really plan your first time, it just came up because Rick and Michonne were out of the house in the evening to attend a meeting.

F - Favorite position

Since you were both inexperienced, you did it in the missionary position. At first you couldn't handle it and you were both awkward. You had to laugh. The angle wasn't perfect, the pillows fell off the bed, and Carl was uncertain how to proceed until you took his cock in your hand and guided it to the right position.

G - Gentle

Carl was very careful and gentle, fearing he might be hurting you. But there was a long foreplay, and oh my, were you wet for him, so it didn't hurt very much, although he is on the larger side.

H - Hair

You had just shaved the night before, which embarrassed Carl because he doesn't really shave his pubes and then was unsure if you would prefer him to. You couldn't care less though, you like him just the way he is.

I - Intimacy

It was very intimate and loving and brought you even closer together. You literally can't imagine living without Carl by your side now. And you keep thinking about doing it with him again.

J - Jealousy

You're constantly jealous of Enid, even though Carl gives you no reason to be. But she's always stalking him, and it bothers you.

K - Kink

The two of you are far to inexperienced to even think about kinks rn ;)

L - Location

Carl's bed. Of course you chose a comfortable and safe place for your first time. Anything else would have been unthinkable, you were nervous enough as it was.

M - Motivation

You both had the desire, and when you started kissing and caressing each other, it was very quickly clear that much more was going to happen that night.

N - No Go

Cheating on you. He would never do it, he loves you with all his heart.

O - Oral

You did each other briefly, it was new and unusual, but you both liked it and want to do it again. Carl loves it when you suck his cock while stroking his balls.

P - Pace

At first, Carl was so hesitant that he barely moved. It wasn't until you let him know you were ok that he made slow and gentle thrusts, and then it was over really fast.

Q - Quickies

Maybe after you've had sex a few times. Right now, everything is still too new for you, and you prefer an undisturbed place where you can both take your time and be with one another. Therefore, quickies are out of the question.

R - Risk

You thought it wasn't risky because Rick and Michonne weren't there and you had planned to go home afterwards. What you didn't plan on was falling into a deep slumber afterwards. When Rick and Michonne returned home, there was a thunderstorm, so Michonne went into Carl's room to close the window and discovered you tightly curled up in bed together. You were obviously naked under the blankets, and there was a used condom stuck to a piece of toilet paper on Carl's nightstand. Michonne's first impulse was to wake you both up and scold you, but she chose not to. You were that age, you had at least used protection, and it was clear that sooner or later it would happen. So she quietly closed the door behind her and then carefully taught Rick that Carl was now sexually active. Rick is glad you're the one - he trusts you.

S - Stamina

Carl has no stamina at all yet, he literally cum after a minute. He was still trying to hold back, but you told him to let himself go, and then he was cumming right away.

T - Time

It happened later in the evening. By then you had been together for a few months and you felt you could trust Carl.

U - Unfair

When you guys did it again the next morning, Carl wanted to try a different position, but that was too much for you and you wanted to keep the missionary position for now. He pouted a bit and said that was unfair; he would have liked you to ride him and to bounce on him.

V - Volume

There were only small sighs and sharp breathing at first, but as the two of you proceeded, you started moaning his name, and that turned Carl on so much that he started moaning as well.

W - Wildcard

Enid had planned to seduce Carl in the near future to steal him away from you that way. She thought if she outran you and had sex with him first, he would fall in love with her and finally leave you. Since she and Carl are friends, she knew you guys hadn't slept with each other yet. She tried to hook up with him before, but Carl rejected her immediately and made it clear that they are just friends and he loves you. He kept that to himself because he knew how much it upset you and he wasn't going for it anyway.

X - X-Factor

Carl would never admit it, but he was afraid of maybe not getting it up due to nervousness. He was worrying about that for nothing, his cock was as hard as a rock. He was also afraid he would come too quickly, which turned out to be true, but you didn't mind. You thought it was cute how excited he was.

Y - Yes

You don't regret that Carl was your first and, vice versa, he thinks you're just perfect for him. He's glad he chose you over Enid.

Z - Zzzzz

You fell asleep together afterwards and didn't wake up until Judith was crying the next morning. You looked at each other a little shyly and then kissed, giggled and started a round of morning sex.

[love4jhene]

nsfw alphabet | chris sturniolo😛

omg this is kinda awk, ive never written smut or anything related to smut but wtv i think off i start writing it, these r my preferences abt chris sturniolos nsfw alphabet 😭

A= after care (what there like after sex😼)

i feel like chris isnt big on after care, cuz ooo girl after he hits his high he can already feel the wave of tiredness come rushing over him, the second his head hits the pillow hes out like a light, but dont worry hell take care of you whenever he wakes up😛

B= body part (there favorite part of your body (his body too)

he guves me the vibes that hes a breast guy, and a thigh guy hed be staring 24/7 cuz there cs smack dap in his face?? his favorite body part of his are his hands, cuz he is able to touch every inch of your body with the palm of his hands👍🏿

C= cum (what does he do with it??)

ik hes a guy that likes to cum on your face, maybe give you backshots??? or js fill u right up!🤠 (only if your on the pill duh) he doesnt like to make a huge mess since it ends up in HIM having to wash the sheets but then again its for pleasure, if you want him to cum on your face nd shit hed do it within the moment you finished saying it😉

D= dirty secret (something that you dont know about until he tells you)

chirs definitely has a mommy kink and enjoys it when you pull on his hair, its not a bad secret but its more of an embarrassing secret. it gets less embarrassing when you do it more often to the point he just wants you do to it when your out in public.

E= experience (how many bodies?)

he has never had proper sex until you, ik he was a lil player😝 but it never got that far it would only be making out, and some grinding ykyk, but yeah nothing like what you guys have done besides one time hes had a actual p in v prodution.

F= favorite position (what position is the go to?)

he LOVESSSS it when you ride him LOVES IT, cuz hes able to see those big melons bounce😏 LMFAO and because hes able to see you struggle bouncing on his cock. if you arent able to then hed be grabbing your hips guiding you!

G= goofy (are they cracking jokes?)

hes definitely the type of guy to make a joke here and there, but not all the time cuz thats kinda awk.. but he’d definitely make jokes about his brothers walking in and blah blah blah

H= hair (do the drapes match the carpets? is that how it goes idfk😭)

imma keep it a buck w you. hes probably not big on trimming cuz hes too lazy or sum LMFAOO but he trys his hardest so you dont get grosses out, and he definitely likes a shaved cooter ykyk cuz he likes when yr able to feel his stuble down there WOAH

i= intamicy (how are they in the moment?)

he knows he wants to me all lovey but he cant help making jokes about your moans heres an example. hed make fun of you for saying “its to big, it wont fit!” then a couple seconds later your asking for more hed mock your moans fs😂.

J= jack off (how often?)

i feel like if he tells you hes horny and you say no hes straight up start jacking his shit while your right next to him, but no he doesnt do it often since he claimd he does wanna seem like a “wild animal” thats a horny 24/7, only when hes on tour and he cant help it

K= kink (what are some kinks, IDK WHAT TO PUT)

he defo has a breeding kink, the thought of him “filling you up” gets him so hard for some reason and hed tell you about it while straight up stuffing you, balls deep bro ik this man thinks about you pregnet with his kids😪

L= location (what places does do you guys do it the most?”)

he doesnt likes taking risk. i said what needed to be said, if his brothers arent home, hed wanna do it on the kitchen counter or the couch, but mainly the bed cuz hes able to knock out like a light as soon as you guys are done

M=???

N= No (whats a turn off?)

ANYTHING to do with piss or body liquids😭 he would walk OUT THE HOUSE if you suggest anything of that sort, also being rough with you where it gets to the point it comes to slapping, choking, js being rlly rough in general.

O= Oral ( uhm idk what to say)

hes big on oral, if he could he would stay in between your legs for hours, days, weeks, years. he loves pleasure his lil princess😛 he also loves when he sees YOU between HIS thighs, him pushing your head down ykyk and most of all he loves it when he covers your face w his cum

P= Pace (how fast? how slow?)

he can change between paces. you want him to go fast? hell go as fast as he can, you want him to go slow? anything for you!

Q= quickie (does he like them?)

he isnt big on them cuz if you guys are gonna have sex he wants it to last, only if its needed and if your lookin supa sexc he cant take his eyes off ya😉😏

R= risk (does he take em?)

hes a risky fella and he likes to break the rules! he wont go to to far tho.

S=??

T= toys

why need toys when you got each other.

u=??

V= Volume (how loud is he)

MANS IS A GROANER AND HE DOESNT CARE, he is loudddd and hell let every one know what yall are doing he does NOT contain himself.

w=??

X=x ray (WHAT R UNDER THOSE PANTSSS)

hes defo big and he knows it, id say rougly like 7.5 soft?? 8.2 hard?? idkk thats what im getting😭

y=??

z=zzz sleep

i alr said it out as soon as he hits the pillow he is OUT but he will take care of u in the morning, he needs his beauty sleep

i hope u guys enojoy this was a pain in the ass to write but its a okay!

[depressopax]

If your still in your dale cooper era, would love some more smuts or part 2 of the nsfw alphabet 🥹🥹 keep up the amazing work 💜

Thank you sm AHHH <3 And thanks for the request!! I'm indeed still in my Dale Cooper era hehe GOD I've missed writing about him 😭 Here comes a part 2 of the NSFW alphabet! I had a bit too much inspiration when writing this LMAOO Enjoy and have a good day! <3 ALSO: I just had an idea for a smut one-shot when writing this omg, thank you anon!! Lol

Dale Cooper NSFW Alphabet

Part 2 - G - K

Fandom - Twin Peaks

Pairing: Dale Cooper x gender neutral reader Genre: Smut, headcanons Warning(s): Sexual content below! Mentions of choking kink and bondage, submissive Dale. Reader is gender neutral (not mentioned in this part but goes by they/them) Words: 600 Summary: NSFW alphabet for Dale Cooper. From G-K (Goofy, Hair, Intimacy, Jack off, Kink) English is not my main language, if I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! <3 AO3 link soon!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s not humorous but not serious either. He wants sex to be fun and relaxing for the both of you 

He’ll crack a joke or two, and will laugh with you if you do the same

Honestly? Homeboy tends to be awkward af during sexy time lol

Especially when he attempts to talk dirty to you

You feel mean for doings so, but often can’t help but laugh at the blunt “sexy” comments.

He’s not offended tho, he just likes hearing your laughter.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn’t really shave, but still makes sure to keep it neat

He does it both for you but also because he feels more comfortable with his body like that.

He prefers to keep all of his body hair (chest, armpits, legs etc) trimmed neatly.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

VERY romantic and sweet before, during and after.

Sometimes he likes it rough, but honestly nothing beats slow, passionate sex in his opinion.

He want to really take his time with you

…Or have you take your time with him

Said it before and will say it again - He’s a switch ;)

Man could spend hours inside of you, feeling your insides clench around him is the most intimate, amazing feeling ever

He prefers to have sex with you at home, and at nights when he comes home from work.

He hates the thought of doing it in public, having someone else hearing your sweet moans. No… He wants privacy with you.

The thought of going for a quickie and not cuddling afterwards doesn’t sit right with him. 

He likes slow, deep strokes and feeling connected to you

E Y E  C O N T A C T .

…What I’m trying to say is, he’s VERY passionate, romantic and gentle during sex Jfc I’m down bad for this man, could write this for hours 😭

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He does masturbate, but does it as a stress relief or when he’s feeling horny and need to “take care of the problem”

He is not prude, but still gets embarrassed talking about masturbation.

After he started dating you, he does it less often

Unless he doesn’t want to bother you with his arousal, because you turn him on. A LOT.

Once, you even walked in on him having a wank.

Honestly? He wasn’t really embarrassed. 

That’s when he found out he had a thing for guided masturbation.

Especially when he’s gone on missions, he’ll call you and have your sweet voice guiding him when he masturbates 

I JUST GOT AN IDEA FOR A ONE-SHOT OMG 👀 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

As I said on J… Guided masturbation. 

He can’t explain it, but something about stroking himself while you watch turns him on. 

Also… Mutual masturbation. Having you guide his movements whilst he watches you touch yourself. (...I gotta stop)

Apart from that, he gets off to the idea of you dominating him. 

Yes, he’s a switch, but now I mean you TOTALLY taking charge.

We’re talking light bondage, blindfolds, overstimulation, toys and even light choking

The idea of being completely at your mercy gets him going. He’s used to taking the lead at work and being a leader, so when he’s alone with you after a stressful day, he just wants to lay down and have you turn him into a whimpering hot mess. <3

[pink-andwhite]

jake sully nsfw alphabet

 jake x gn! na’vi! reader 

warnings: nsfw content 

first time actually creating a post, and not reposting, so i figured i’d keep it simple.

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he’s unbelievably sweet. holding you close to his chest, running his fingers through your hair and pressing soft kisses to your temples. he won’t let you go for a good 20 minutes.

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner)                       

jake loves his legs. after being deprived of working legs for so long, it’s pretty obvious that the man would be obsessed with them. 

his favorite body part of yours would either be your thighs or biceps. he can’t get enough of watching your muscles flex. 

c = cum (anything to do with cum)                   

let’s be honest, this man would be obsessed with finishing inside of you or on your stomach. he’ll never willingly admit it, but he loves cumming on your stomach at night while your freckles are glowing. gives him something to aim at.

d = dirty secret (self explanatory)               

 lowkey wants to fuck you in the hallelujah mountains. has debated on flying the two of you up there and just going for it. 

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) 

this mans definitely has the oral skills of a god. being in wheelchair definitely didn’t stop him from getting busy, have you seen the man. but in general, he’s still learning a few things here and there. practice makes perfect ;)

f = favorite position (self explanatory) 

he tends to go for either missionary, doggy style, or cowgirl.

g = goofy (are they more serious? or humorous?)                                       

 jake is a well-balanced mix, occasionally laughing at an awkward movement or a face that’s pulled. 

h = hair (how well groomed are they?)     

he’s probably well-trimmed, but not bare. keeps it tame but doesn’t stress too much about it. 

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? romantic aspect?)                       

definitely a very loving partner but can get rough. there’s a balance of both that’s maintained. 

j = jack off (masturbation)       

occasionally does it while he’s away from you, but honestly, he rarely has the time, and would much rather save it until he’s home.

k = kinks (self explanatory)   

any type of markings, whether it be scratching, biting, or bruising. also a big fan of praises (giving and receiving, sfw or not.)

l = location (favorite places)       

jake loves fucking you in the water. period. don’t get me wrong, he loves being at home, but if he can get you in the water with him, all bets are off. 

m = motivation (what turns them on/gets them going)                                         

lets be honest, he’s horny 24/7 and gets turned on by everything. you’re swimming? shooting your bow? eating a fruit? he’s already hard. not to mention the sounds you make during sex and just the way you look at him.

n = no (something they’d never do.)               

 a threesome. this man wants you all to himself.

o =  oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)                                           

as i said earlier, this man has the oral skills of a god. definitely a giver more than a receiver, but will never deny good head. oral isn’t practiced by the na’vi, so when he pats his chest and tells you to c’mere, you’re more than confused. 

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)                                       

jake is a bit of everything, just depends on his mood. tends to be slow and sensual, leaning over you and giving deep thrusts.

q = quickie (opinions on quickies?)       

jake prefers to take his time, but would 100% pull you behind a few trees before dinner or whenever he’s really pent up. 

r = risk (do they take risks?)     

no doubt in my mind, jake loves the idea of being caught, thrives off of it actually. he just wants everyone to know you’re his.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go? how long do they last?)

depends on his mood, but i’d say a good two rounds, lasting around 20-25 minutes. not including oral.

t = toy (do they own toys? etc.)                 

let’s just be honest, jake doesn’t need any toys. 

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)       

an absolutely huge tease. loves to make little remarks, get you all pent up and just be so condescending. eventually gives in, but loves watching you beg for it.

v = volume (how loud they are)               

 it really just depends on the setting, time, and his mood. typically, he’s fairly loud. lots of groans, grunts, sighs, and lots and lots of praises. 

w = wild card (random headcanon)   

is the type to fuck you hard and rough after a failed hunt. “shh baby. you’re ok. i jus needed to let out some stress, that’s all. you can gimme one more right? yeah, you can.”

x = x-ray (what’re they packing)

he’s around 13-14 inches and decently girthy. it’s similar to his skin tone, but the tip is a slightly darker shade of blue than the rest. and he’s definitely a bit veiny, with a larger vein running along the right side.   

    y = yearning (how high is their sex drive)   

he can go without intimacy for a day or so, but goes stir crazy after that. he needs it.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep after sex)   

jake doesn’t fall asleep for a while. he always makes sure that you’re fully taken care of before he even begins to relax. makes sure that there’s water, a snack, and even a damp cloth, if he can manage. besides, he loves snuggling you close and putting you to sleep. 

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A-Z Headcanons

Duff Mckagan X Reader Headcanons

A/n: I literally love this man sm! My fav Giraffe(fun fact: they’re my fav animal!). Anyways, enjoy this❤️

Word count: 1020

Warnings: Smut!!!

Masterlist

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A - Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Absolutely loves aftercare for the both of youse. You rub his back and then he'll run you both a bath. Something like that. You love treating each other after sex.

B - Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's)

I feel like he loves his legs, after all, he is like 80% leg. Tall man but we love that because he's an adorable giraffe.

His favourite part of you is your boobs. I feel like he's 100% a boob man idk why. Loves to hold your boobs, massage them, etc.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

Honestly, he's not a big fan of getting it everywhere but he'll probs cum on your tits every so often. But overall, just prefers to cum in you.

D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

Idk if this counts but I feel like this man would be LOUD. Like when you fuck for the first time and he basically shouts, it takes you by surprise. But who's complaining? Not me.

E - Experience (how experienced are they)

He fucks good but I don't feel like he's as experienced as Axl or Slash.

F - Favorite Position (self explanatory)

Either cowgirl or missionary. He would do others but he likes to be close to you and feel you fully. But overall, he prefers to stick to what he knows best.

G - Goofy (are they more silly or serious in the moment)

I don't think he's like serious but he's also not cracking jokes constantly. It's fun and romantic though and we love that.

H - Hair (how well groomed are they)

Honestly, I cannot decide if he trims or shaves, maybe a bit of both depending on what he feels like, yk?

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Very romantic. Candles, praising, stroking his thumb on your face, etc.

J - Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

Okay, imagine this. You come home from work a little earlier than usual and you hear Duff moaning and whimpering so you go to the bedroom, open the door to find Duff jerking off and it is the most sexy and cute thing ever bcos he moaning your name and stuff.

I feel like something like that would happen and from then on, you have some mutual masturbation moments.

K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I don't think he'd have too many but he's down for almost anything. Public sex(maybe in the studio?), voyeurism, CNC(consensual non-consent), Dominance and some other stuff. I don't think he's vanilla at all but defo not a mental man.

L - Location (favorite place to do the do)

The sofa(or couch whatever you call it). He loves to have you ride him while looking into his eyes as I said before, he loves to be close to you and hold you tight and what better way than on the sofa!

M - Motivation (what gets them going)

Honestly, anything to do with you. Knowing you'll feel good, knowing you're his and his only. You're his muse.

N - NO (something they won't do, turn offs)

This man is down for anything but if there's something he doesn't particularly enjoy, he'll let you know.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skills)

Loves it but prefers to just straight up fuck you. Will never turn it down though(you or him receiving, duh).

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual)

Most of the time, he's romantic and at a steady pace(not slow but not speedy). However, in the rare moment when you want him to pound into you, he will leave you unable to walk for the next week.

Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex)

A quickie in the bathroom of a party or in the studio? Yes please! He loves the thought that one of the guys could walk in at any moment and catch him balls-deep inside you.

R - Risk (are they game to experiment)

Yeah, whatever makes you happy. He's down to try anything but once again, if he doesn't like it, you probs won't be doing it again.

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)

I'd say 2-3 long rounds(30mins - 1 hour?) and he's getting sleepy. He does prefer one long round where he makes you cum multiple times and ends with him cumming deep inside you. But if you want to go for 3-4 hours one night, he's fine with it.

T - Toy (do they own toys? Do they use them?)

Prefers not to but if it's a special occasion, he'll get the vibrator and other stuff out that one draw and you're in for a long night.

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Depends on if you're being a brat. You're prancing around the house in a short and underwear or a super short skirt? Well, he's teasing you a fuck ton.

V - Volume (how loud are they)

As mentioned before, very loud. He loves to let you know how good you're making him feel and if that means using words, he will. But most of the time, it's a lewd moan or whimper.

W - Wild Card (get a random headcanon)

He LOVES when the boys walk-in on youse. So he makes sure to fuck you when he knows they're coming over. At first, you were a little embarrassed but then you found it hot asf.

X - X-Ray (let's see what's going on in those pants)

He's not the kind of tall guy that has a small dick. I feel like he's packing, probs the same as Slash, give or take a cm.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

He's not horny 24/7 but always down to fuck. Like, if you need him sexually, he can get it up.

Z - ZZZ (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards)

If it's a longer fuck sesh, he's asleep before you. If it's just a normal night, you fall asleep together, whispering sweet nothings to each other.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Alright after your amazing Terry ask, I gotta know. How would your Roo's react to the Toon Patrol coming onto THEM?? I have to know for research XD

FOR SURE XD

Kingston: ah yes, our beloved token straight XD

Greasy: *trying to keep a neutral face and not laugh. He wants to see how far Greasy will take this, this is hilarious*

Psycho: pal, uh... sorry but... you're not my type... *trying to be delicate and not get his skin mauled*

Stupid: ... you're gonna haveta show me what you got down there, and I'll consider it. (Someone slap him 😅 He does like pegging, so he truly is considering it (he can ignore the fact it's a guy), but h o n e s t l y Kingston?? Be respectful!! 😅😂🤦‍♀️)

Smartass: *deep breath. Puts a hand on Smartass' shoulder* ... if only you were a girl. -No no no wait! Come back!! You'd really be perfect, I'm not fucking with you on this!!--

*earnest, calling at Smartass' retreating back* I wish you did. But you do nothing for me!!

Wheezy: ... alright, what'd you have in mind? (I think wheezy just turned kingston- )

Rena: the short answer is yes-

Greasy: ... you're that little club girl's toy, aren't you? ... drop your pants. Mhm, yeah right here, I'm not joking~

Psycho: *looking him over* ... alright, you got me hooked. I'm intrigued. Yes, lets do its. Where do ya wanna do it? Whadaya into, little freak?

Smartass: Ohhhhhh no. No. Your little guys are all on the fucking olympic swim team, and I'm not going through that again.

Stupid: 😏 Let's go, baby boy.

Wheezy: ... love to, daddy, but I feel like this is a trap. (SHE REALLY DOES. SHE CANT SHAKE IT XD Like, he's so hot?? But he's one of t h e m, and a sneaky unassuming one at that. So... it pains her, but its not gonna happen 😂)

Ryan:

Greasy: Nope, get out of my face Creepy. ("It's GREASY") No, it's not.

Psycho: (Psycho can follow him around as much as he likes, Ryan doesn't mind XD But they ain't fucking. He'll just be going about his business when Kingston asks, kinda fucking concerned, why the scary spiky one is following him, and Ryan just? Like? Shrugs??? 😅😅😅😆 He doesnt care XD And now Kingston is on edge XDD And ontop of that Rena keeps FEEDING THE CREATURE- )

Smartass: ... Thanks for the offer, but nah.

Stupid: (Similar to Poppy, Ryan will totally fuck Stupid! He'll show Stu what he should be looking for. Ryan is like training wheels *cough* and no he doesn't mind. He already had the love of his life, he ain't looking for anyone else special. Maya was all the special he needed)

Wheezy: Sure. (Doesn't even think twice. Wheezy's hot and they're friends.)

And *cough* well y o u k n o w which of the toon patrol lottie would be with. Although, since Shiny became a true oc of yours and Greasy's mate I've been exploring a Wheezy train of thought (like, instead of greasy getting jealous when lottie comes home from the navy, its wheezy but he doesnt do anything about it. Its wierd between them for a lot longer)... but I also love them just being a close family duo. And I still like Grottie ^^

[vikkibat]

Friendly reminder to KILL SELF DEPRECATION.

Doesn't matter how often you use it. Stop that "joke" dead and cold in its tracks. Pull yourself out of that rabbit hole before you fall too deep and find it impossible to crawl out.

Why?

Because there's only so many times you can repeat the same "joke" before your brain actually starts to BELIEVE it.

Replace self deprecation with self appreciation and aggrandization. I really fucking mean it. Pump up your ego.

Next time you forget you left something at home, don't say "God I'm a fucking moron how am I still breathing lmao". Instead say "Hmph of course. My memory is such a glorious powerhouse that something just had to leave to get some fresh air. Happens to all of us, even a goddess such as I."

Sure it's more wordy, and doing this can take practice (especially after years of studying and living under a system that shames you for stepping out of line or not fitting its mold and forces you to bury your pains), but this repetition WORKS! Repition can be just as much a blessing as it can be a curse, so make it a habit to boost your self image.

Remember, your friends keep coming back to you for the person you are. You are loved because you're smart, funny, kind, caring, creative, inspiring, AND HOT. YEAH YOU HEARD ME.

F U C K I N G H O T

Now go drink water and do shit that makes you happy!

You got this my good bitch!!

WOOOOOO!!!

[strywoven]

closed. / @angelictyphoon ( ft. vash & verona )

Words on the page begin to fall out of focus as awareness is drawn elsewhere , pried away from the high peak of her home and into town— Head raises , ears twitching and tuning to her surroundings ; faint though it is , given the distance , Verona senses SOMETHING in Wellspring , something she does not recognize ( this , a cause for concern ; there is not a person nor creature alive here she has not committed to memory … if it is not one of them , then who ? or what ? ) .  Setting her book unfurled on the arm , Verona stands from her seat and ventures to the windows , peering outside.  From her manor on the mount , she has a view of nearly the w h o l e of her territory.  And her cursory examination – from a simple enough glance – tells her all’s well ; everything is normal.  But if that’s truly the case … What is this strange FEELING gnawing at her baser being ?

No other way to find out than to go down and look , is there ?  Calling out a good-bye to Pandora , who only just now enters the room looking – as usual – perplexed by his companion’s odd ways , she’s donned her coat and is out the door before a question can be raised about it ( not that she’s privy to granting answers ) .

… The ‘ heart ’ of Wellspring is marked by an EERIE MONUMENT erected shortly after the deaths of Verona’s wife and child , a figure seen from every corner of town ; nearly human-like , the body frayed / flayed by tree boughs and tangles of roots at the base ( seems whoever this is supposed to embody is given a saint-like reverence & gratitude from the locals , there’s candles & offerings dappled along her feet ) .  The Independent stands there , quietly gazing up at h e r , seemingly awaiting an answer to the question— Then it comes : an unfamiliar scent , a flash of red out of the corner of her eye … Verona hones in on it , watching it stride so casually along into Claudius’ tavern adjacent to her position.

When Verona enters the tavern she’s greeted with a chorus of raucous ‘ hello ’ s , the people here t h r i l l e d to see her come down from on high to join them for once.  Pausing , for a moment , Verona tips her head , acknowledges the flock in kind , but there is no time to linger and dither about with them , she’s here for … HIM .  Her gaze fixes on the man who entered her territory unannounced , uninvited ( though not uncommon for travelers to do so , there’s something to him that sets her on edge ) .

It takes all of a moment for her to stride up to him , the c r a c k of her heels nearly puncturing through the evening din of the place completely , loud as gunshots.  Clawed hand is the first thing to enter the frame , placed on the bar in front of him as she l o o m s further forward , her sharp hooks all but c a r v i n g into the wood ; the predatory energy she gives off is palpable ( a viciousness , an ire , an unnatural power ) .  ❝ Can I buy you a round … F r i e n d ? ❞  Sanguine lips pull back into a grin ( the barest notes of a deep growl undertoning her words ) ; all serrated ivories , lacking in amicable air , it’s entirely a threat.  ❝ Perhaps then you can tell me your business in MY TOWN . ❞

[frankieburieshisdead]

A - BakuDeku, Sladick, Korrasami, Superbat, Harlivy, DickMidnighter, DianaHarly etc...

B - Superbat actually. I can thank @superbattrash for that, and @eliemo. I followed both of their blogs obsessively when I first joined Tumblr, love their work.

C - Brudick. I'm not even that intense about batcest ships I just hate this one.

D - Honestly I wish I was into Tododeku but I just can't get into it which is hilarious because one of my favourite fics is Todobakudeku.

E - I posted a Bizzaro/Tim fic to AO3 a while ago. I dont know if that would count as a crack ship or just a rare one.

F - 5 years in the Batfamily fandom and counting

G - I have! My first was probably Harringrove, which still has a place for me. Right now it's probably Superbat which seems like the natural progression.

H - I've got to say shows/comics. A lot has to do with the fandoms I predominantly socialize in but I have to say there's something charming about the visual medium because it leaves a lot of guess work. Unlike books, you have to sort of figure out what's going on behind the character, what their childhood was like, what their favorite colour is. Plot based or even episodic shows are best for this imo.

I - Nope.

J - Probably One Piece. I'm still not that into it but I like seeing the relevant posts every now and then.

K - Basic bitch answer but probably Jason Todd/Dick Grayson. Jason in the more obvious on the nose development and Dick with a similar but kind of more subtle thing. Idk they're just my little guys I love them.

L - Tony Stark is an interesting take on the rich guy dilemma, in that he is /gen playboy Bruce Wayne. I dont hate him but he's not for me.

M - Duke Thomas. He just seems like he'd be good at explaining what order to watch Gundam to me.

N - 1. Fanfics who's storyline focuses on the numerous black DC characters we have. 2. F/F ships that don't take backseat to the main M/M ship. Polyships like omg there is so much material in the superworld why aren't we on this guys.

O - "I'm not in love" - Kelsey Lu (I just pressed shuffle on my liked songs) This is BatCat for me especially with the "You're just a silly phase I'm going through" in this tone that tells the listener she doesn't mean it. Ugh I love this remaster.

P - MHA - military AU. I think it would be so cool to see the Hero/Quirk thing remade into a military setting, with the different denominations like Navy or whatever. If anyone knows any fics along these lines pls lmk it sounds so fun.

Q - Stranger things fandom because the Zionism just runs too deep for me to be an active participant anymore.

R - I love the friendship between Tulip and Mirror Tulip in Infinity train idk why it just stuck with me.

S - Green Arrow and Black Canary actually have an extremely unhappy marriage. They got together too young and now spend a lot of their time trying to avoid the issue of the fact that they don't actually like each other, or at least who they have grown into. This is sometimes touched on a little bit in cannon but it's generally agreed that the two are deeply in love with each other, which I for some reason disagree with.

T - Dick Grayson as an older sister. Every kind of older sister. The cool one who brings home boyfriends that the younger siblings crush on. The anxiously attached one who tries to hold the family together by the skin of their teeth. Dick Grayson is every older sister ever, and was written for women who had to raise their younger siblings.

U - Hal Jordan - I love this man and can probably genuinely say he is my favorite DC character, which is hilarious because I never talk about him. He was my childhood comic book fave and I keep him close to me still. Next is Iida Tenya from My Hero Academia. I live for the prefect nerd character in every show and he fit that archetype so perfectly except he's also built like a shit brick house which is yum. Last is Adam Parish from the Raven Cycle for what I consider obvious reasons.

V - Probably Nate Jacobs from Euphoria. I hate saying that but he is genuinely the most relatable character I have come across in recent years, which I get doesn't reflect well on me. The concept of this person who has experienced niche taboos from a very young age and grew up to be very angry because of it is not passed on me.

W - I hate it when female character who is stereotypically into feminism is seen as this really annoying out of touch character, whilst their busty counterparts are set up as an ideal. Also low key incest tension. Both of which are rife in anime fandoms all over this app.

X - I love a pathetic little sad guy who is hopelessly in love with a self assured confident guy. I'll eat this up forever and always.

Y - Fucking Bungo Stray dogs which I hate but for some reason has my people in a vice like grip.

Z - Uh...uh... the new DCAMU is objectively better but I really miss the old frame copy comic book movies and I'm sad they're era has ended

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.

B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?

G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it?

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?

I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?

J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.)

K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. (Characters you’re neutral about are fair game, as are characters you merely dislike. Characters that you absolutely loathe with the fire of ten thousand suns are exempt, as there is no point in giving yourself an aneurysm over a character that you hate.)

M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).

Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why.

R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending? 

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.

V - Which character do you relate to most?

W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.

X - A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom.

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)?

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.)

[behind-corner]

WE FROM A TO Z

Analizis - I make lots of analizis about people inside of my head.

Bands - There are so many bands that i like or would want listen to.

Citruses - I absolutely hate eating citruses.

Duality - I have a dual personality, i can be cute and in second to change into deep dark depressed weirdo.

Eating - I love good and tasty food.

Fan - I'm a big Star Wars fan from my childhood. Firefly could telling stories about it.

Garage - I and my another friend (which we can start calling Nova) have a band and play in her garage.

Handwork - It's my biggest hobby, i absolutely love crochetting. I used to hate it but now i crochet everyday.

Introverted - I'm a big introvert, expecelly around new people.

Jackets - My closet is full of different jackets, i love wearing them.

Kalimba - Only music instrument that I own.

Language - I'm absolutely awful in learning foregien languages, but i love my native one.

Metalhead - Do i really need to write something else here?

Norway - I absolutely live Norway and all Scandinavian countries. I would like to visit them one day.

Otamatone - The most cutest musical instrument. How cool would be to play at it in metalband?

Platypus - My favourite animal. I relate to it so much because is as weird as I.

Quiz - I love to play a board games with my family, but i mostly prefer a quiz ones.

Reading - I was born as bookworm.

Singing - I sing now a whole year. Yey.

Time - My biggest enemy. It goest extremly slow or extremly fast.

Vinils - I collect records. I absolutely love 70s and 80s and bit if 90s. So i own retro technic like gramophone and walkman.

Writting - I could write all day long if my hand wouldn't start ache and ideas wouldn't stop flowing to my mind.

Xenon - I love equations. Chemistry is full of them but i stil don't like it that much.

Yarn - Thing i spend lost of my money on. I have extreme amount of it at home.

Zentangle - Style in which i draw mostly, if i even draw. I love drawing cartoon flowers.

Your Nyx.

A- ATLA. Another great show and a childhood classic of mine.

B- Books! I love reading even though it's hard to focus on them from time to time

C- Clangen. I love this game so much if you can't tell already (/lh)

D- Drawing is my life and my soul even if I'm not that great at it right now.

E- Education. I love learning new things all the time!

F- Flight rising! A really nice cozy dragon game

G- Games. I absolutely love online games if it's not obvious by like 50% of the alphabet being games

H- Home. Social interaction is tiring as heck, so I like to stay at home most of the time.

I- Imagination. I have a really strong one and love to daydream especially in school.

J- Journal. I do keep one but I'm horrible at being consistent

K- Knitting. I have tried it but it takes way too much patience.

L- Lore. I love me a game with some good lore. Most likely because I watched game theory too much as a kid

M- Music. I absolutely love listening to all kinds of music all the time

N- Negativity. I tend to think pretty negatively about myself which can suck sometimes.

O- Ocean. While I have never been near any ocean It looks so nice and I would like to at least get close to it.

P- Pixel cat's end! Also a really nice game and very user friendly

Q- Quail. Just a silly bird that looks very cute. What else would you want from a bird?

R- Raccoon. I love racoons so much I wish you could kep them

S- Summer. My favourite season even though mosquitos are a pain.

T- The Owl House!!! Go check it out. It's an amazing show and we were robbed of s3

U- Understanding. I'm usually the mediator of my group so I'm pretty good at trying to understand people before judging

V- Vacation. One week of school and I already need it

W- Winter. My second favorite season! I love sculpting things out of the snow so much

X- X-ray. Because I've never actually had one thanks to never breaking any bone in my body I still find them quite scary

Y- Yo-yo. I have a friend trying to teach me yo-yo tricks even though I'm horrible at it

Z- Zombie. Because I feel like one whenever I'm at school. It's tiring.

Your Firefly

[goldie90]

NSFW Alphabet for my dear husband💕

A= Aftercare (what they're like after the act)

He's super sweet and affectionate afterwards, holding me in his arms and cuddling me.💕

B= Body part (favorite body part, their own or their lovers)

Nubbins favorite body parts of mine are definitely my breasts, my neck and my legs.

When it comes to his own body, he doesn't really have a favorite part, since this is something he simply doesn't really thinks about.🤷‍♀️

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

He LOVES to cum deep inside me, flooding me with his cum and marking me as his (and god, I love it just as much when he does so🥰).

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self-explanatory)

He loves taking indecent pictures of me and by now he's got quite a big collection of them. These are his "private collection" which no one except for the two of us is allowed to see.

E= Experience (do they know what they're doing?)

Darling is quite experienced, got his fair share of ladies before me and him got together and he knows absolutely what he's doing.😏

F= Favorite position

His favorite positions are missionary and doggy.

Missionary because he loves being in full control and enjoys having me laying beneath him, plus he likes to look into my eyes while he fucks me.

Doggy again for the control factor, plus he loves the sight and the fact that he can smack my ass and/or press my head down, holding me there and making me feel all helpless, like I'm just his little toy.😏

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

My dear husband takes nothing too seriously and sex is no exception, there's usually always some joking and laughing, though there are some situations where he tries to act more serious, like when he punishes me for example, as well as during certain roleplays.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

Well, only thing this man is shaving is his face, so there's obviously some hair down there, but nothing too crazy. It looks quite nice actually.🙂

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

Even though he often likes to be a bit rough, it's usually still romantic because of the way he's talking to me, his voice all soft and gentle as he whispers into my ear, the things he says to me and - if the position allows it - the way he likes to keep his eyes locked with mine.🥰

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

Of course he does so when he's horny and I'm not at home at that time, but it's not often - usually he simply uses his little wife's body to get off.😏

K= Kink (kinks that they like possibly unusual)

Blood (he loves to fuck me while I'm on my period and luckily so, cause I always tend to get extremely horny during this time of month)

Knife play (he loves to gently trace the blade of his knife over my skin, preferably while I'm tied to the bed)

Wax play (only giving)

Spanking (only giving)

Light bondage (him tying me up)

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

His favorite place to have some fun is definitely the bedroom, though he don't mind bending me over the kitchen counter or the drawer in our living room if he spontanously decides that he wants me.😏

Another place he really LOVES to get it on is the graveyard, so it's probably no surprise that more times than not when I accompany him to this place, I end up getting bend over the next gravestone.😉

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

It's not hard to turn darling on, just whispering into his ear what I want him to do to me, or telling him that I would like to play with my favorite toy will usually do the job. Of course showing some skin also helps. And for some reason he also really likes to watch me doing household chores (especially if I'm wearing my sexy maid outfit while doing so😏).

N= No (turn offs or absolutely won't do)

Some things he would never do are:

Giving up control

Sharing me

Engaging in really disgusting things (vomit etc.)

Anything with feet

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

Nubbins loves both giving and receiving and he's very skilled with his tongue. So much that whenever he's going down on me, I end up screaming his name in no time.😉

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

It depends on his mood, most of the time he likes to go really fast, hammering into me like there's no tomorrow, but then there are also times where he prefers slow and sensual. (Also being the loving husband he is, he also listens when I ask him to go slow for example, cause I'm feeling more romantic that day and then he usually makes sure to give me exactly what I want.) Also, while he doesn't lasts super long, it's definitely long enough to make his little wife feel fully satisfied.🥰

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

This man loves quickies! He loves to spontanously bend me over to take what's his, doesn't matter if I'm working in the kitchen, or me and him are visiting the graveyard together. And he likes to do it fast and hard.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

He's very open minded and always loves to try new things, as long as it isn't one of his hard limits.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

It differs. After an exhausting day when he's already tired, he will definitely be done after one round, but other times he can easily go multiple rounds (with little breaks inbetween of course) and as I mentioned before, while he doesn't lasts super long, it is definitely long enough.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

Just like me he's not a fan of sex toys, the only exception might be handcuffs since he really likes to tie me up, though usually he prefers to just use some rope for it.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

Darling is a HUGE tease and really knows how to make me beg for it. He loves to get me all riled up, to the point where all I can do is desperately begging for him to take me and then when I think he will finally give me what I want, he keeps teasing me by just rubbing the tip of his cock against my pussy without actually penetrating me, until I beg him even more.😒

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds and do they talk)

Nubbins isn't the loudest during sex, it's usually just a bit of panting and moaning, some dirty talk here and there, as well as him whispering sweet nothings into my ear.🥰

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

He always gets incredibly horny after killing someone, even more so if he had the time to "play" a bit with his victim before doing so. There's something about taking a life that just riles him up like nothing else, so usually the moment he's finished with it, he wants to take me immediately and god, he's wild in those moments.🥵

X= X-ray (what's down below in dem pants)

6 inches (he claims it's 7, but that's simply a lie), pretty veiny, nice girth and the most important thing: He knows how to use it and god, does he know!🥵

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

His sexdrive is pretty average, not too high and not too low, though it differs and really depends on his mood. So while most of the time 3, 4 times a week are enough for him, there are also times when he needs more, as well as times where he's okay with less than that.

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after, if so how quickly after)

It depends. If he's really exhausted he will fall asleep rather quick, while holding me in his arms tightly, otherwise it takes a bit longer and sometimes he just needs a moment to recover and then he's ready for another round, or for getting up and continuing his day.😄

[cmon-butch]

28 PILLS

TW: Stabbing, blood, pills

Hazel leans over the kitchen counter, her head in her hands. She’s exhausted. They got home from the hospital just last night and she hasn’t slept. She’s too worried.

It’s mid morning. David has left for work, tired as well. Hazel rubs her eyes once again, surprised by the sound of soft footsteps.

“H-H-Hazel?” Addi calls. Her body is sore, her head is throbbing. Hazel spots her, a tired smile on her face.

“Hey, there. Good morning.”

Addi finds a seat on the couch, sitting slowly. She cradled her stomach. Hazel can tell she’s in pain. “How you feeling?”

Addi shakes her head. “I’m f-fine.”

Hazel cocks her head. She can see the pain in Addi’s eyes. “You’re not hurting at all? No pain?”

Addi grits her teeth, holding in the wince she wants to let out. “N-no pain.”

“Addison, you can’t lie to me.”

Addi freezes, scared of what comes next. She knows. The girl starts to tremble, moving to the edge of the couch. Now Hazel is gonna hit her. “I’ve been good. I-I’m sorry.”

Hazel takes a step forward, realizing her mistake. She spoke too harshly. “I’m not going to hurt you. I promise. Don’t be afraid.”

Addi doesn’t believe it at first, but when she reads Hazels apologetic face, she starts to calm again. “I-I’m so sorry.”

“It’s okay! Don’t worry about it. Let’s try this one more time, yeah?”

Addi nods, sniffling. She bites her lip, her eyebrows slumping. “Okay.”

“Addi, love, are you in any pain?” Hazel uses the gentlest voice she has, the one she uses with her toddler patients.

“Y-yes.”

“A lot of pain or only a little bit?”

Addi sniffles, pulling the blanket from the couch up to her chin. “L-lot of pain.”

“Okay, love. I’m going to help you, is that okay?” Hazel inquires, already reaching under her kitchen counter to retrieve the bottles of pills prescribed.

Addi answers with hesitation. “O-okay.”

Hazel retrieves a glass of water, putting the pills in a small medicine cup. She sits further from Addi on the couch, careful not to alarm her. She holds out the pills and water, watching for signs of terror. “Will you take them? For me?”

Addi clenches her teeth, staring warily. “I-I don’t want it.” She shakes her head in a big, long motion.

“It will help your tummy feel better. I’ll be watching over you the whole time.”

Addi shakes her head again. “D-don’t want it. I don’t-,” she can’t seem to get the words out and that frustrates her.

“Take a deep breath and try again. I’m listening,” Hazel says, scooting a tiny bit closer.

The girl takes a breath, closing her eyes for a moment, then answering. “I don’t wa-want to take them.”

“I hear you, Addi. It must be very scary for you.”

Nodding, Addison pushes the blanket onto her feet. “S-scared.”

“I get that. It must have been very hard where you were. But now you’re with me. And I’m taking care of you. You’re hurting and I can make it all better. I promise. Just one little road bump.”

Addison eyes the pills, her gut twisting. She trusts Hazel. Does she trust her enough? “W-will they make me sleepy?”

Hazel sighs. “They’ll make you sleepy but not for very long. You’ll feel much better afterwards. And I’ll be here the whole time.”

“Y-you won’t leave?”

“Never.”

“And it’ll h-help me feel better?”

“Much much better. No more pain.”

The girl takes the pills and the water, downing both hesitantly. She give Hazel the cup, sinking further into the couch. Hazel seems kind. She seems familiar. But from what Addison can remember, she’s never met Hazel before ending up at the hospital.

“While we wait, do you want to tell me a little bit about what happened to you there?” Hazel points to Addi’s stomach.

Drawing in a sharp breath, she feels scared. Almost too scared to talk to Hazel. But she does. “K-Kara’s h-house.”

“Kara? The name from your tattoo?”

Addi’s hand strays to her neck as she nods. “K-Kara.”

“She did this to you? Stabbed you with a knife?”

The girl shakes her head, shame putting a firm hand on her shoulder. “N-no.”

“Then who did?”

“I did.”

Hazel sighs. Hanging her head, she nods. Addi was trying to die. Whatever was happening to her was that bad. “She hurt you?”

She nods, not able to look Hazel in the face. “H-hurt me bad.”

“And how did you get there? With her?”

“I-I don’t remember. I think it w-was-.” Her words seem to disappear.

“Deep breath, try again.”

“I think it was WPO.”

“WPO?”

“W-wild pets organization.”

Hazel’s eyes grow wide. She had heard of that in the news. No one knew much but the person on the news explained that they are behind some of the mass kidnappings in this area. And no one knows who runs the organization.

“They kidnapped you?”

“I-I don’t r-remember.”

“What did they do to you?”

“I d-don’t want to t-talk about it a-a-anymore.”

Hazel rubs her face in disappointment. At this rate, they won’t know anything about what happened. Addi yawns, her head starting to drop.

“How’s your pain now?”

“Better.”

“You feel okay?”

“S-sleepy.”

“Good. Let’s take a nap, does that sound good?”

Addi nods, rolling over on the couch and closing her eyes. Hazel already knows that Addi will be sleeping a lot for these next few weeks. Maybe that’s for the best. She doesn’t have to deal with the horrors that went on in the time she was gone.

“Nap s-sounds good.”

“You just rest your eyes.”

“D-don’t l-leave,” Addi mutters sleepily.

“Never.”

[stealinghoneyfrombees]

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[formulawrite]

NSFW ALPHABET - Felipe Drugovich

Summary: pretty self explanatory ;)

Warnings: Smut 

Notes: Felipe and a camera is my weak spot

A = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Loves to praise you saying how good you did for him while giving sweet kisses on your face, also always keeps a towel and a water bottle next to the bed to clean you up and make sure you're hydrated.

b = body part (their favorite body part of their partner’s)

your butt, he loves grabbing on it when making out on the couch or spanking when taking you from behind

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

your mouth, seeing you on your knees for him, eyes watery, mouth agape and a mix of spit and his cum dropping down your lips is a glimpse of heaven

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Not so secret because you notice his stares, but he loves when you don't wear too many clothes on a night out, he loves when every person in the club is looking at you with desire as you walk to the bar or the restroom, when you come back he makes sure to put you on his lap so everyone knows who gets to take you home that night

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

a little, he had a few flings in the past, but it's different with you since you've been together longest

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

all fours that he gets to watch you moan his name and grab the sheets while wiggling your ass on his dick, but he also doesn't hate missionary with your legs pushed to his shoulders, looking deep into your eyes with a hand around your throat

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he always tries a cheesy pick up line to make you laugh but as soon you pull on his hair during the kiss is 100% serious

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he trims enough not to bother

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he's 0 or 100, either super romantic love making kissing every inch on your body and treating you like a goddess, or he throws you on your bed calling you the filthiest things and making you scream his name to a point that you can't barely walk after

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

you're not always together due to your own job/college and he's pretty controlled so he can keep it in his pants most of the times, he does keeps a little secret folder of dirty photos he took of you with his camera that he uses on lonely nights

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

slight chocking, nothing to rough but he loves watching the ring on his finger around your neck while fucking into you

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

the bed, where you have more space and privacy. 

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

pressing you butt against him, even if you're just standing in front of him, the vibrations you send when laughing at something or actually grinding on him makes you want to drag you out from whatever you are to the bedroom.

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

no embarrassing you, or degrading you (too much ;)

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

giving, this man is sucker for face sitting, he would kill to have you sitting and rubbing yourself on his lips while sucking on your clit, it gets him even harder if you pull on his locks and makes him even eager to look up at you and watch you come with just his tongue.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

fast and rough (Felipe soca forte e ninguém me convence o contrário)

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

when he wins a race he loves a quickie inside the MP bathroom, usually he prefers taking his time with you

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

no,  you're both very private people and would hate to have anything leaked or invaded

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

call me crazy but this man has a Taurus Venus he can go all night and last quite long

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he knows you have a vibrator because you sensed a video using it while moaning his name a few times. but he likes to be the one making you feel good

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

a bit of a tease, whispering dirty things in your ear in public is one of his favorites. for people on the outside he's just being sweet boyfriend hugging you from behind, but only you can hear how much he wants to lift up your skirt and do you then and there

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

low moans against your ear telling you how good he feels inside you

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

"a little bit closer to the corner" he kept pulling you to the edge of the bed

"are you sure about this? what if someone sees it?" your nerves started to get the best of you

ever since he got his new camera he's been shooting every sight his eyes can reach. the idea of getting stills while he's going down on you came as joke that turned to reality a little to fast.

"don't worry you know i keep my pictures of you very safe, plus i really want to see how my princesa looks while i eat her pussy" you can't say no to him while he kisses your neck while rubbing his fingers between your thighs

you just nod as he stands up to start the video function of the camera, he turns to you kneeling looking up to make sure your still on board with it, you just grab his hair and open you legs further more.

he quickly take your panties off leaving you just in your bra and starts to work on you,he starts to lick your folds before giving a deep suck on your clit, you moan throwing your head back as he keeps licking where you want him most

"look at the camera for me love" he whispers against your pussy before working on it again.

the sight of your boyfriend eating you out while filming, the feel of his mouth, his eyes looking up while hooking a leg on his shoulder made you come on the spot, everything was so hot and erotic you just exploded with pleasure.

he got up to turn off the camera and turned to you with glistening lips, pulling him down to clean the mess you made.

"you did so good for me princesa, but i'm not done making you come just now yet" that's going to be a long night

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

not too thick, but long enough to hit the right place.

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

again this man can go all night with maybe 2 bathroom breaks, a water bottle and maybe a cracker 

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

not that quickly, he chats a lot, you probably sleeps before him.