#❥ threads ┊ft. hayley williams

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I saw those Instagram stories you posted and I'm going to need to know all the information on what's happening there. Plus I miss you and it would be amazing to hang out with you for a bit. @hayleyglamour

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I guarantee you'll love more of her music the more you listen. She's just amazing. Well, the band yeah. But mostly you. You've just always been the super cool and gorgeous leading woman on stage whenever you perform. Just your stage presence and how you pour your entire soul into every performance is just beyond inspiring. I don't hold it against you, babe. I never have and never will.

I have to admit that I haven't listened to much of Chappells music, yet. Just the songs that come on the radio but I do enjoy what I hear. The band has? That's really sweet of you, honestly. I'm glad that we're out there inspiring younger people. Especially women. Honestly Josh... is a piece of work. I'm sorry that he did that to you, really. Tearing down other people, especially women in music is never something I want to do.

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The cold as fuck weather sounds absolutely lovely to me right about now. But that's probably just because I'm over the heat and summer as a whole at this point. Though I imagine performing in that cold weather really makes you appreciate the warmth of summer right about now, huh? You wait until the first week of October? Beginning of September at the latest, for me. There's just too many activities to do and movies to watch that it's impossible to fit it all into the span of a month. Starting off in September makes it a bit easier and lets you spread the big activities out a little more.

For me, summer decided it wanted to come late. I guess that's what I get for going to Europe at the beginning of summer where it was still cold as fuck. At least it's finally decided to show up a little bit so I'm going to ask for it to stay around for a little while longer. You're thinking of Halloween already? I love that holiday as much as the next person, but dang. It's only August. Maybe like, the first week of October?

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Maybe I should make some sort of glitter bomb for him to open on Christmas. Like when you pull the lid off of the box, it causes glitter to spew everywhere. I can already see the look on his face and all the side eye he'd be giving me. There's nothing wrong with being single at all! I'm not asking for all the details of your sex life, because I don't need to know that. Better late than never! Can I drop by tonight? I haven't been feeling well for the past few days and could use Hayley and also Alf cuddles in my life.

That just means that I'm going to get you glitter for a Christmas gift - not all that exciting - but he has to know you can't take it away from someone. I'm okay with being single - I've got a good thing going with Drew. We go and do our own thing and when we're together, well - I don't wanna know the details of your sex life so I'm not going to share the details of mine. The guy I went to the premiere with? That's Drew - everything is casual between us. You've been in Nashville and you're only just telling me now? Damn. I fully believe that Alfie has a twin out there - he's a cute dog so I can see why people want golden doodles. Although they're a lot of work. I'm home - feel free to stop by whenever, babe.

[brutaliv]

He understands how important they are, so he's serious about his work. That's so cute that he's done your skin care routine for you. Couple goals, honestly. Edward was my first love, so on one hand I'm with you. But Luke is my current love and I may be biased when it comes to him, but he embodies the sparkle aesthetic. There's no way I'm getting married before you, Hayls.

The sparkles are the most important part. So I'm glad that he's taking that role very seriously. He's gotten pretty good at it - you'd hope after many years of practice he would be. Sometimes he even does my skin care for me when I'm feeling too tired or not exactly up to it. I'm going to stick with the fact that Edward can't be touched with the sparkles, after all it's the skin of a killer. Baby, at this point I think you're going to be married before I am.

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I think regardless how you would have gotten engaged, it would have been precious and adorable—simply because it's you guys. You're the kind of couple that everyone knows is going to be together forever and you're the definition of couple goals. I love my parents so much. Don't worry, my calendar is marked and I've passed the news along to Luke.

Timing is everything - although he could have asked me while we were cooking dinner or something and I would have said yes. He's my person. The one that I'm going to be with for the rest of my life. Even when we're old and grey, yelling at each other over the TV because we forgot to put our hearing aids in. Consider this your save the date - make sure that Luke has his calendar clear, too.

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What's crazy is that you don't see what a damn catch you are Hayley Williams. You're hot as fuck and have the cutest personality, so it doesn't surprise me at all that Glen fell for you. I'm happy you're happy, because no one deserves it more. Yes, that would be the Luke. I tell him how hot his accent is all the time but he refuses to believe me. No need to go mama bear on him, he's been nothing but amazing to me. If anything changes, you'll be the first to know and you can let your claws out.

It is — crazy that he is actually interested in me. Can’t get over that because not only is he so good looking but his mind is wonderful, too. I’m a lucky lady. Luke — as in the boybander, Luke? I bet it’s amazing listening to the accent every time he talks. Is he treating you right or do I have to go mama bear on him?

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Going from casually seeing each other to actual dates is a big deal! I'm happy for you, babe. Ugh fine, I'll spill all the details. His name is Luke. He's Australian, is a fellow musician, and I like him so so much.

Oh. Those stories. It's not that much of a mystery. It's with Glen - I've been seeing him for a couple months now but we're finally going on actual dates. So it's been nice. I'm turning it around on you because the things you've been posting are a lot more intimate than what I have been doing. Spill the details, Liv. Who are you posting about, huh?

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You and me both! Her and also Chappell are just unbelievable. Are you kidding? You’ve been an idol of mine since I was a kid scribbling Paramore lyrics down in my math notebook. I always knew it was more your label and bandmate than it was you. I don’t hold anything against you and my love for you will never fade. That’s a promise.

She's such an amazing musician and I can't wait for more people to discover her. Maybe one day we'll be opening for her. Maybe one day we can share the stage together. Who knows what's going to happen - although I never thought you'd actually want to after everything my old label and bandmate put you through.

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I think you know exactly which stories I'm referring to, babe. But if you insist I go into more detail, then I'm specifically referring to the ones of you on a picnic with a mystery date. Looked pretty romantic and cozy to me, so it must have been with someone pretty special. Hey, don't turn this around on me when I'm the one questioning you! Dinner and drinks tonight?

What stories? I've posted a few over the past week or so. The ones about me unarchiving the self-serenades? I just thought people could use them. That's all. But you - I may not follow many people on the gram, but you did pop up. What's that all about, huh? I'd love to hang out with you, baby.

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Remi is one of my amazing openers and I couldn't be more excited! She really is amazing and I feel so fucking lucky to have her on the road with me. Though it would be even better if I could share the stage with you. That would be an ultimate dream come true.

I heard that you're touring with Remi as your opening act. You scored quite the opener there cause isn't she just so amazing? I hope that you're having the best time with her and being up on stage. @brutaliv

[brutaliv]

Just think about how long we’re going to be finding glitter then. Pretty soon I swear Luke is going to just hide all the glitter from me and ban me from using it again. When you meet the right person, you just know. I know you’ll get your happily ever after one day, babe. What happened to the guy you went to the Netflix premiere with? Are things just casual or is there something there? I can compromise with that! Speaking of Alf, I’m with Luke in Nashville as he’s working on some 5SOS things and someone had a dog that looked just like Alf. I had to do a double take, because I literally thought he walked right into the studio. Just thought you needed to know, Alf has a twin. Also are you home in Nashville? Because if so, I need to drop by for some Hayley time.

I fear that I am still finding glitter in some of my clothes even though it's been months since we've wrapped tour. And I don't use glitter in my every day life. I believed you when you said things were serious but I didn't know it was that serious. My daughter having a better romantic life than me. I'll just have to live through you. Well, Petunia can be the cutest girl dog and Alf can be the cutest boy dog. How does that sound?

[brutaliv]

I feel like I didn’t use that much. But you know how glitter multiplies and lingers. Ohh a custom made body suit of sparkles sounds like a pretty good idea. May have to look into that as a compromise because I think it may make him more willing to do it again. I told you things were serious! We haven’t had an official discussion about it, but I did bring up the idea of a vacation home in Sydney to him. All I needed was some time to decompress and feel like a human again. I would agree, but I’m now a dog mom to Petunia. So I have to say that my child is the cutest dog in my eyes, because she is.

Still? It's been like, two weeks. That's crazy. How much glitter did you use on that boy? Going to have to find another way to make him sparkle. Maybe a custom made body suit or something. That sounds a lot safer. Holy shit, Liv. That's serious. Have you had the discussion about making it official and moving in together permanently? I feel like you should probably do that, if not. Would make your life a lot easier, it seems. I'm glad that you're feeling better. And taking proper care of yourself again. Alfie to me, is the cutest dog ever. He's my baby boy and I adore him so much.

[brutaliv]

The timing just wasn't right before, but now it is. It definitely is something for us to bond over. It's cute how serious and focused he gets when it comes to applying the sparkles. That's cute that he'll sometimes paint your nails. Has he gotten good at it or can he still use some more practice? It is very hard to beat Edward when it comes to sparkles. But if anyone can do it, it's Luke Hemmings. You definitely don't need the piece of paper to prove anything. Whenever that moment does come though, I can't wait to be by your side.

At least I've come to my senses and know what's good for me, now. Sometimes life gives you shit you've got to deal with before coming to realizations. At least you have something more to bond over within your relationship and that's adorable. I wouldn't let T touch me with a ten foot pole for make up. Maybe he paints my nails from time to time but that's about it. It's pretty hard to pull off sparkles like Edward but I'll believe you. Basically married is good enough for me at the moment. We don't need a bit of paper to prove our love.

[brutaliv]

We're still finding sparkles all over the place, so I think they're going to be lingering around forever basically. It would probably take a lot more convincing and also promising not to use sparkles, for him to dress up again. But if it ever happens, I'll let you know ahead of time so you can be prepared to break out into Decode. I guess you could say we're living together. I mean, I still have my own place. I'm just never really there anymore unless it's to grab clothes or something. I've just slowly migrated my stuff over to Luke's. Then suddenly it stopped being Luke's place and just kind of became our place. I'm feeling much better, thank you! I think it was just from traveling and lacking sleep on top of it. All photos of Alf are stinking cute, especially ones of him in costumes. Hey at least he let you snap the few photos that you did!

Hopefully there's not too much sparkles being found - cause that would just be annoying, honestly. If he ever dresses up as Edward again - and I'm sure that you could get him to, I'll bust out the song. I believe in you, Liv. I'm glad that you've found someone who makes you happy, babe. How serious is serious? Are you living together? I hope that you're feeling better soon. If anything those photos of Alf would of made you feel better cause they're so stinking cute. Even if he only lasted not even five minutes in the costume. It was enough for us to get a few photos and call it a day.

[brutaliv]

I can't imagine you with anyone other than Taylor, so past Hayley would have to accept it eventually. He is and he's been doing an excellent job at it too! He's had a lot of practice and I've also supplied him with lots of materials for his birthday so he could feel more professional. It's also a lot of fun doing his makeup in return. He pulls of sparkles even better than Edward Cullen. You guys are basically already married at this point, but I better be there for the moment when you actually become married. Otherwise I'll never let you hear the end of it.

It's because they are frat boys. I still think that past Hayley would look at now Hayley like she's lost the plot. Which is hilarious because girl, now Hayley is so down bad for Taylor, it's ridiculous. He's doing your make up? Damn, feel bad for your old make up artist being out of a job, now. I don't think I could ever replace Brian as my artist. We've been through way too much together. He didn't? Oh... that's cute. I'll ask him about that and tease him for it. He wants to be known as my husband. Trust me, when we do get married, if we do, you're going to be there.