#❥ threads ┊ft. hayley williams

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I saw those Instagram stories you posted and I'm going to need to know all the information on what's happening there. Plus I miss you and it would be amazing to hang out with you for a bit. @hayleyglamour

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I guarantee you'll love more of her music the more you listen. She's just amazing. Well, the band yeah. But mostly you. You've just always been the super cool and gorgeous leading woman on stage whenever you perform. Just your stage presence and how you pour your entire soul into every performance is just beyond inspiring. I don't hold it against you, babe. I never have and never will.

I have to admit that I haven't listened to much of Chappells music, yet. Just the songs that come on the radio but I do enjoy what I hear. The band has? That's really sweet of you, honestly. I'm glad that we're out there inspiring younger people. Especially women. Honestly Josh... is a piece of work. I'm sorry that he did that to you, really. Tearing down other people, especially women in music is never something I want to do.

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The cold as fuck weather sounds absolutely lovely to me right about now. But that's probably just because I'm over the heat and summer as a whole at this point. Though I imagine performing in that cold weather really makes you appreciate the warmth of summer right about now, huh? You wait until the first week of October? Beginning of September at the latest, for me. There's just too many activities to do and movies to watch that it's impossible to fit it all into the span of a month. Starting off in September makes it a bit easier and lets you spread the big activities out a little more.

For me, summer decided it wanted to come late. I guess that's what I get for going to Europe at the beginning of summer where it was still cold as fuck. At least it's finally decided to show up a little bit so I'm going to ask for it to stay around for a little while longer. You're thinking of Halloween already? I love that holiday as much as the next person, but dang. It's only August. Maybe like, the first week of October?

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He understands how important they are, so he's serious about his work. That's so cute that he's done your skin care routine for you. Couple goals, honestly. Edward was my first love, so on one hand I'm with you. But Luke is my current love and I may be biased when it comes to him, but he embodies the sparkle aesthetic. There's no way I'm getting married before you, Hayls.

The sparkles are the most important part. So I'm glad that he's taking that role very seriously. He's gotten pretty good at it - you'd hope after many years of practice he would be. Sometimes he even does my skin care for me when I'm feeling too tired or not exactly up to it. I'm going to stick with the fact that Edward can't be touched with the sparkles, after all it's the skin of a killer. Baby, at this point I think you're going to be married before I am.

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I feel like I didn’t use that much. But you know how glitter multiplies and lingers. Ohh a custom made body suit of sparkles sounds like a pretty good idea. May have to look into that as a compromise because I think it may make him more willing to do it again. I told you things were serious! We haven’t had an official discussion about it, but I did bring up the idea of a vacation home in Sydney to him. All I needed was some time to decompress and feel like a human again. I would agree, but I’m now a dog mom to Petunia. So I have to say that my child is the cutest dog in my eyes, because she is.

Still? It's been like, two weeks. That's crazy. How much glitter did you use on that boy? Going to have to find another way to make him sparkle. Maybe a custom made body suit or something. That sounds a lot safer. Holy shit, Liv. That's serious. Have you had the discussion about making it official and moving in together permanently? I feel like you should probably do that, if not. Would make your life a lot easier, it seems. I'm glad that you're feeling better. And taking proper care of yourself again. Alfie to me, is the cutest dog ever. He's my baby boy and I adore him so much.

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I think regardless how you would have gotten engaged, it would have been precious and adorable—simply because it's you guys. You're the kind of couple that everyone knows is going to be together forever and you're the definition of couple goals. I love my parents so much. Don't worry, my calendar is marked and I've passed the news along to Luke.

Timing is everything - although he could have asked me while we were cooking dinner or something and I would have said yes. He's my person. The one that I'm going to be with for the rest of my life. Even when we're old and grey, yelling at each other over the TV because we forgot to put our hearing aids in. Consider this your save the date - make sure that Luke has his calendar clear, too.

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What's crazy is that you don't see what a damn catch you are Hayley Williams. You're hot as fuck and have the cutest personality, so it doesn't surprise me at all that Glen fell for you. I'm happy you're happy, because no one deserves it more. Yes, that would be the Luke. I tell him how hot his accent is all the time but he refuses to believe me. No need to go mama bear on him, he's been nothing but amazing to me. If anything changes, you'll be the first to know and you can let your claws out.

It is — crazy that he is actually interested in me. Can’t get over that because not only is he so good looking but his mind is wonderful, too. I’m a lucky lady. Luke — as in the boybander, Luke? I bet it’s amazing listening to the accent every time he talks. Is he treating you right or do I have to go mama bear on him?

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Going from casually seeing each other to actual dates is a big deal! I'm happy for you, babe. Ugh fine, I'll spill all the details. His name is Luke. He's Australian, is a fellow musician, and I like him so so much.

Oh. Those stories. It's not that much of a mystery. It's with Glen - I've been seeing him for a couple months now but we're finally going on actual dates. So it's been nice. I'm turning it around on you because the things you've been posting are a lot more intimate than what I have been doing. Spill the details, Liv. Who are you posting about, huh?

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You and me both! Her and also Chappell are just unbelievable. Are you kidding? You’ve been an idol of mine since I was a kid scribbling Paramore lyrics down in my math notebook. I always knew it was more your label and bandmate than it was you. I don’t hold anything against you and my love for you will never fade. That’s a promise.

She's such an amazing musician and I can't wait for more people to discover her. Maybe one day we'll be opening for her. Maybe one day we can share the stage together. Who knows what's going to happen - although I never thought you'd actually want to after everything my old label and bandmate put you through.

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I think you know exactly which stories I'm referring to, babe. But if you insist I go into more detail, then I'm specifically referring to the ones of you on a picnic with a mystery date. Looked pretty romantic and cozy to me, so it must have been with someone pretty special. Hey, don't turn this around on me when I'm the one questioning you! Dinner and drinks tonight?

What stories? I've posted a few over the past week or so. The ones about me unarchiving the self-serenades? I just thought people could use them. That's all. But you - I may not follow many people on the gram, but you did pop up. What's that all about, huh? I'd love to hang out with you, baby.

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Remi is one of my amazing openers and I couldn't be more excited! She really is amazing and I feel so fucking lucky to have her on the road with me. Though it would be even better if I could share the stage with you. That would be an ultimate dream come true.

I heard that you're touring with Remi as your opening act. You scored quite the opener there cause isn't she just so amazing? I hope that you're having the best time with her and being up on stage. @brutaliv

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The timing just wasn't right before, but now it is. It definitely is something for us to bond over. It's cute how serious and focused he gets when it comes to applying the sparkles. That's cute that he'll sometimes paint your nails. Has he gotten good at it or can he still use some more practice? It is very hard to beat Edward when it comes to sparkles. But if anyone can do it, it's Luke Hemmings. You definitely don't need the piece of paper to prove anything. Whenever that moment does come though, I can't wait to be by your side.

At least I've come to my senses and know what's good for me, now. Sometimes life gives you shit you've got to deal with before coming to realizations. At least you have something more to bond over within your relationship and that's adorable. I wouldn't let T touch me with a ten foot pole for make up. Maybe he paints my nails from time to time but that's about it. It's pretty hard to pull off sparkles like Edward but I'll believe you. Basically married is good enough for me at the moment. We don't need a bit of paper to prove our love.

[brutaliv]

We're still finding sparkles all over the place, so I think they're going to be lingering around forever basically. It would probably take a lot more convincing and also promising not to use sparkles, for him to dress up again. But if it ever happens, I'll let you know ahead of time so you can be prepared to break out into Decode. I guess you could say we're living together. I mean, I still have my own place. I'm just never really there anymore unless it's to grab clothes or something. I've just slowly migrated my stuff over to Luke's. Then suddenly it stopped being Luke's place and just kind of became our place. I'm feeling much better, thank you! I think it was just from traveling and lacking sleep on top of it. All photos of Alf are stinking cute, especially ones of him in costumes. Hey at least he let you snap the few photos that you did!

Hopefully there's not too much sparkles being found - cause that would just be annoying, honestly. If he ever dresses up as Edward again - and I'm sure that you could get him to, I'll bust out the song. I believe in you, Liv. I'm glad that you've found someone who makes you happy, babe. How serious is serious? Are you living together? I hope that you're feeling better soon. If anything those photos of Alf would of made you feel better cause they're so stinking cute. Even if he only lasted not even five minutes in the costume. It was enough for us to get a few photos and call it a day.

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I can't imagine you with anyone other than Taylor, so past Hayley would have to accept it eventually. He is and he's been doing an excellent job at it too! He's had a lot of practice and I've also supplied him with lots of materials for his birthday so he could feel more professional. It's also a lot of fun doing his makeup in return. He pulls of sparkles even better than Edward Cullen. You guys are basically already married at this point, but I better be there for the moment when you actually become married. Otherwise I'll never let you hear the end of it.

It's because they are frat boys. I still think that past Hayley would look at now Hayley like she's lost the plot. Which is hilarious because girl, now Hayley is so down bad for Taylor, it's ridiculous. He's doing your make up? Damn, feel bad for your old make up artist being out of a job, now. I don't think I could ever replace Brian as my artist. We've been through way too much together. He didn't? Oh... that's cute. I'll ask him about that and tease him for it. He wants to be known as my husband. Trust me, when we do get married, if we do, you're going to be there.

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Ugh Chads are possibly even worse than Karens. Chads give off douchebag frat boy energy. If only you could have a conversation with past Hayley and just laugh and tell her to just wait until the future. Thank you, babe. I'm happy I found him too. He's the best boyfriend/makeup artist there is. I'm just making sure! I was talking to Vic and she mentioned something about how when she spoke to Taylor, she referred to him as your husband. I guess he didn't correct her, but she's been convinced you guys got married. She was starting to get me to believe the conspiracies so I just had to go to the source and get the story straight!

I'd say I'd feel bad about the male version of Karen but... I don't cause fuck Chads. So we'll only feel bad about the wrongly labeled Karens. I think Hayley from ten years ago would never imagine what her life would be like now. Especially considering she was posting about how people needed to drop the whole Tayley ship. Fucking hilarious. I'm so happy that you found someone who treats you right while you're still young. Going through far less heart ache than I ever had to. What the fuck, Liv? No. We've only joked about proposing to each other. Marriage isn't even on the front of my mind. We're still just in a defacto relationship. Where the bloody hell did you get that idea from?

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He was Edward Cullen and he needed to have the sparkles to make it authentic! I don't even care that we're going to be finding sparkles everywhere for weeks now. I'm disappointed you didn't break out into Decode, because that was a missed opportunity. And I doubt we'll ever get another Edward appearance out of him, since I really had to talk him into dressing up as him this once. I definitely will because I think it's something we'd get use out of. And I mean, our relationship is and has been at a serious level for a bit now. I'm doing plenty of resting don't you worry! Especially because I feel like I might have caught a bug. I've already started with the Mucinex and hydrating fluids. Okay so I'm going to need to see pictures of Alf as Zero ASAP. Also if there's a picture of all three of you, even better.

You sure put a lot of sparkles on him. Had to have a little laugh about that one. I should of sang Decode in front of him, to really pull the outfit together. I say that you should speak to him about it, if you're ready for that step. At least it's just a vacation house, test the waters there a little before buying a house together. Baby girl, you should be resting instead of trying to see if people are going to invite you places. Please take the time off and switch off work mode. I like to think that my costume was pretty amazing - Sally fills my heart with so much joy. And I had a pretty great Jack by my side, too. Before the party, even managed to get Alf dressed as Zero for a hot second.