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olivia rodrigo photographed by sami drasin at the moda center in portland, 2024

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I mean, I'm sure it can. Though I don't think it lasts more than a couple days, really. Having you by my side always makes me feel better, babe. I absolutely want you to come along with me. I think maybe being there with me will also help ease your mind because I know how worried you are right now.

Does food poisoning generally make you this sick, though? Never seen you like this before, Liv. But for as long as you're feeling poorly - I'll be holding your hair and rubbing your back. Do you want me to come with you?

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I'll be okay, I promise. I must have eaten something that didn't agree with me or I'm dealing with some sort of stomach virus. But if it will ease your mind, I'll go to the doctor.

Baby, are you sure that you're feeling okay? I feel like we should be getting you to the doctor. Cause I'm pretty sure being this sick for so long isn't normal. I'm worried about you, Liv.

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Maybe I should make some sort of glitter bomb for him to open on Christmas. Like when you pull the lid off of the box, it causes glitter to spew everywhere. I can already see the look on his face and all the side eye he'd be giving me. There's nothing wrong with being single at all! I'm not asking for all the details of your sex life, because I don't need to know that. Better late than never! Can I drop by tonight? I haven't been feeling well for the past few days and could use Hayley and also Alf cuddles in my life.

That just means that I'm going to get you glitter for a Christmas gift - not all that exciting - but he has to know you can't take it away from someone. I'm okay with being single - I've got a good thing going with Drew. We go and do our own thing and when we're together, well - I don't wanna know the details of your sex life so I'm not going to share the details of mine. The guy I went to the premiere with? That's Drew - everything is casual between us. You've been in Nashville and you're only just telling me now? Damn. I fully believe that Alfie has a twin out there - he's a cute dog so I can see why people want golden doodles. Although they're a lot of work. I'm home - feel free to stop by whenever, babe.

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Of course, babe! Yes, we definitely do need to get together and celebrate sometime soon. Maybe sometime in the next couple weeks, depending on what your schedule looks like. I am going to be in my festival era next year and I couldn't be more excited about it. It will be nice to have a little bit of a break before getting back out there again.

Oh, honey, you're gonna get me emotional all over again! Thanks, Liv. We need to get together and celebrate pronto - dually, me with the noms and you with the end of Guts. At least for now, from what I'm hearing, considering I just saw your spilled announcement. Are you in your festival era or what?

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Pretty sure Cher is releasing a memoir soon so maybe she spills some of the secrets we're searching for in there. Cher is such an icon for that. But also at the same time, who wouldn't want to date her?

I feel like we should be hitting up Dolly and Cher for their secrets because honestly, at their age, we need to know the things. If I can be like Cher and have someone that is way too young for me to be my date when I'm older then I'm all here for it.

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Nashville is pretty cool, even better that I have some friends who live in the area. Well mainly one friend, and that's Hayley. Oh Renee, hm? I need the latest update on what's going on there. Hey the couch is just as comfy as the bed in the guest room, so at least he has options! Right back at you, babe. I never asked for you to imagine my boyfriend in that way! I simply said I'd make it up to him and your mind went directly into the gutter.

Nashville? Consider me jealous. I love Nashville just a little bit. I've only got a couple shows in Denver before we take a break for a little bit, so if you wanna come to one of those shows - Renee will be there too. Not the couch when you have a guest room. Poor man. Can't believe that just came out of my mouth but here we are. Girl, I'm happy for you but please don't get my imagination running. You're hot - would tap that but don't need to imagine Luke like that, thank you.

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I suppose candy corn does fall under the pure sugar category. Same with those conversation hearts for Valentine's Day. Are Peeps even available outside of Easter time? Actually nevermind, because I did see Christmas tree Peeps before. They're just not the same as the OGs. See that just seems pointless to me. I say let the baby teeth get cavities and rot, then just take care of the big ones.

halloween has room for both candy, it just that there's time and place for each one. candy corn just falls under pure sugar. and oddly enough candy corn i enjoy candy corn when i need an extra sugar boost but only during the month of october. it's like peeps, i only enjoy them around easter time. skittle jelly beans are delicious, i could eat endless amounts of them. it's one of my favorite sweet treats to carry on me. oh you would think but cavities on baby teeth still get drilled and filled! Having to hold down a toddler during that, not something i'm looking to do. would very much like to afford that.

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November 18, 2024 - OLIVIA RODRIGO for Lancôme Paris.

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You’re completely right. Out of sight, out of mind. It’s just none of my business anyway. Honestly, it really is rude. Because when the fuck did we ask? Nothing wrong at all with surgery, babe. Whatever makes you happy and confident is fine by me. Dolly truly is a genius. I want to explore all the wonders of her mind and the way it works.

Pretty sure the secret there is to not look at screen time, ever. That's the only solution here. The fact that my phone gives me my weekly stats on how much I've used it is quite frankly rude. Surviving is thriving or something like that. I'm not ashamed to say that I've had stuff done in the past so surgery isn't really a big deal to me. But Dolly is smart of that. No one is ever going to know what her hands really look like.

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I’m sure your fanbase will grow even more with a little bit of time. I mean, your newest album is completely flawless and I guarantee you’re already raking in new fans to your fanbase. I’ve done that before too, even though I hate to do it. I usually try to find the person out there who enjoys the odd candy out, which can sometimes be a task in itself.

i'm hoping at some point that i will but right now it's still very much based in the usa being that i'm still mostly considered a country singer and that's not always the most popular other places. that's true they have to be someone's favorites to end up in a mixed bag of candy, right? someone out there likes them. usually i just end up throwing out the ones i don't like. which i kind of hate because i don't like waste.

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Well if you want to see me sooner, I can make that happen. I’m currently in Nashville with Luke, since he’s doing band things. But I may be able to sneak away for a few days and come see you, wherever you are! We absolutely are! He can survive sleeping in the guest room or on the couch for one night. Plus I’ll find some way to make it up to him afterwards.

You're telling me that I've got to wait another month before I see you? I don't know if I can go that long without my Liv fix, baby. You might have to find yourself at a show sooner than that. But of course - I would love a sleepover. Are we kicking lover boy out of his bed? Cause that sounds fun.

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Just think about how long we’re going to be finding glitter then. Pretty soon I swear Luke is going to just hide all the glitter from me and ban me from using it again. When you meet the right person, you just know. I know you’ll get your happily ever after one day, babe. What happened to the guy you went to the Netflix premiere with? Are things just casual or is there something there? I can compromise with that! Speaking of Alf, I’m with Luke in Nashville as he’s working on some 5SOS things and someone had a dog that looked just like Alf. I had to do a double take, because I literally thought he walked right into the studio. Just thought you needed to know, Alf has a twin. Also are you home in Nashville? Because if so, I need to drop by for some Hayley time.

I fear that I am still finding glitter in some of my clothes even though it's been months since we've wrapped tour. And I don't use glitter in my every day life. I believed you when you said things were serious but I didn't know it was that serious. My daughter having a better romantic life than me. I'll just have to live through you. Well, Petunia can be the cutest girl dog and Alf can be the cutest boy dog. How does that sound?

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A ring from you? Absolutely. I’m not in any rush though. I know you’ve been down the road of marriage before and I’d understand if you were hesitant or even didn’t want to do it again. Does invisible glitter actually exist? Because I think that’s a thing you just made up. Luke Charming Dramatic Hemmings. Has a nice ring to it. If you’re dropping Luke, then would you prefer being called Charming, Dramatic, or Hemmings? We can do Thanksgiving with my family and Christmas with yours. Maybe my parents will even be interested in tagging along for summer Christmas on the beach. That way both of our families can finally meet. It is a big step, but I think it’s something we can handle. I love you and these big steps don’t seem as scary when I’m by your side. It’s more along the lines of exciting, fun, and I love being able to do these things with my best friend. Well since my next album is going to just be a big ball of gushy feelings about how much I love you and how obsessed with you I am, it only feels right to cast you in a music video for a song written about you.

Do you want a ring on your finger? Maybe it's just some really good invisible glitter. Don't ask me how it works because I don't have a clue but it's possible. Should I also be changing my name to Charming? Luke Charming Dramatic. Interesting ring to it. Might lose the name Luke next. You know that I'll happily spend Thanksgiving with you, babe. Considering it's not even a holiday in Australia, that's your families one every year. How do you feel about having a summer Christmas? Usually we end up at the beach in the afternoon with a BBQ. You want to buy a home together? That's quite a step there, baby. But it sounds nice. Owning something together. Not just things that we've adopted from one another. I ready for anything when it comes to you, my love. Whatever you want - you've got it. Well, whenever you want to release some new music - I'm sure that we can think of some sort of concept to make a music video out of. Unless you want to go back and release another single from Guts.

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It’s the best feeling in the world getting to sleep in your own bed again after stuffy tour bunks. I’m not too sure, hopefully soon. Right now I’m in Nashville with Luke, as he’s here doing 5SOS things with the boys. Brisket is not only the cutest, but also seems like the coolest dog. I feel like he and Petunia would be buddies if they ever got the chance to meet. As nervous as I was to meet his family, it went amazingly well. I’m glad to hear you’ve been keeping your not chill girl persona in check. Proud of you, babe. So I take it you’re feeling a bit better about things now?

girl, you can say that again. i'm glad to be back in la for these last few shows. i've missed my bed, but i'm also so glad to see something outside of that tour bus. artists that manage to get up to much exploring on their tours have their lives in much better check than me. do you know when you're going to plan that trip ? after thanksgiving, and the holidays, or are you going to squeeze it in ? not particularly. they like their own space. it's why i'll have to steal brisket from glen - for the cuddles. oh, bet. you won them over hard there, didn't you ? iconic. thanks, babes. i know, i know. you're totally right. and honestly, i've surprised myself a little by how i've been keeping my not chill girl persona in check. maybe i've turned over a new leaf. thank-you ! i can't take credit for the idea at all. he's feeling very threatened, i'm sure.

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I've been slowly catching up on the craze that is Outer Banks, but I just recently got to the first episode where your gorgeous face popped up. Please tell me I have more screentime for your character to look forward to as I watch on? @fionapalmo

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I've kind of been obsessed with Anyone But You lately. But more specifically, I can't stop thinking about that blue dress you wear in the film. Any chance you got to keep it? And if so, how do you feel about letting me borrow it sometime? @sydnyswenys