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Now that my tour has wrapped and I have some time off, expect me to show up to a couple of your Inglewood shows in December. And if you happen to be free, how do you feel about a good old fashioned sleepover after said show? I feel like we're long overdue for one and we need some Billivia time. @billieheats

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Hey you, I saw you around the crowds the first weekend of Coachella, but I missed you for the last one! @barrykecghvn

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She is old as fuck and she has lived a lot of lives in her lifetime. Might as well write one part of the memoir for every decade she’s lived through. You’re going to have to ask Luke that question, since he’s the one that will be popping it. But I promise when the time does come, the role of bridesmaid is yours, babe.

Girl, Cher is old as fuck. I'm surprised that it's only two parts. You're going to have to ask her all the thought processes there cause I haven't a clue. I'll be the best Cher around. Better start practicing. So - when am I getting to be a bridesmaid? Yes, I'm calling that position.

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I don't know what your plans are today, but carve some time out for a trip to the pool with me. We'll sip cocktails (mocktails in your case) and live our best lives floating in the sun. Plus I figured it would be funny if we could convince Luke and Dami to go on the waterslide, strictly for our entertainment. What do you say? @doveexposed

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I saw those Instagram stories you posted and I'm going to need to know all the information on what's happening there. Plus I miss you and it would be amazing to hang out with you for a bit. @hayleyglamour

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I'm even more impatient than normal for our countdown to expire and for you to get here already. It's because you're my boyfriend now and I'm taking on the role of needy girlfriend who misses you desperately. @lckeexposed

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I’m sure your fanbase will grow even more with a little bit of time. I mean, your newest album is completely flawless and I guarantee you’re already raking in new fans to your fanbase. I’ve done that before too, even though I hate to do it. I usually try to find the person out there who enjoys the odd candy out, which can sometimes be a task in itself.

i'm hoping at some point that i will but right now it's still very much based in the usa being that i'm still mostly considered a country singer and that's not always the most popular other places. that's true they have to be someone's favorites to end up in a mixed bag of candy, right? someone out there likes them. usually i just end up throwing out the ones i don't like. which i kind of hate because i don't like waste.

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At some point during this trip, the two of us need to sneak off together and bond over a few rounds of drinks. The first one's on me as a belated birthday present. @sabriiinas

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I know I just saw you a few weeks ago at the premiere of my movie, but I miss your face already. Also, congratulations on your Grammy nominations! There's no one more deserving than you, babygirl. @chappellroanfm

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You better be coming to one of my shows sometime soon, because I'm still sad we didn't get to hang out while in France. Did you have an amazing time, even if it was without me? @troyesvn

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Did you really actually fumble if you ended up getting the girl? Because to me, it sounds like you won at life. I also won at life, since I'm just as down bad for you as you are for me. I always dreamt about it being possible to love someone this much. I just never knew I would be so lucky to find it until I met you. Nope, nope, nope. You are putting words in my mouth Luke Robert Hemmings. You know that if you don't give me what I want, I'm just going to work extra hard to tease you until you cave. I'm absolutely joining you on the road, baby. I've been dreaming about stepping into the groupie role for you for months now. I've learned from the best so I know where all the best spots are to snap the best pictures. Speaking of my ass, I have the biggest bruise on it after face planting right through that hole in the stage. I've also never seen you so mad before, but the way you were yelling at the stage manager responsible for it was pretty hot. I love protective Luke, but you also know you don't actually have the power to fire him, right? Plus there's only a few shows left. Let's just hope it doesn't happen again on the night your family comes to the show. My parents are completely enamored by and in love with you. My dad's always been a little overprotective, especially since I'm the only child. But he's so much at ease when it comes to you, because he knows you take care of me. And my mom just thinks you're the sweetest and most charming man, which she's not wrong. I'm unconditionally and irrevocably in love with you. So much that I just quoted Twilight to you. The Sydney shows are the ones I've been looking forward to since they were announced. I just can't wait to see all the places that you love, because I know how much you love your hometown. Meeting Pesto has been the highlight of Melbourne for me too. I'm never going to shut up about how cute and adorable he is. The limit does not exist for when it comes to watching Twilight too many times. Well there are five different Twilight movies in the saga, so you could pick any of them to watch at any time really. I figured you wouldn't object to that, just like you know I'm never going to pass up an opportunity to have you go down on me. They better be in a hidden folder with a password and face ID!

That early, huh? Guess I really fumbled there. Thankfully we sorted everything out and I get to call you my girlfriend. You've been a simp? And here I thought that I was the one who was completely down bad. I don't think there's cameras capturing our nakedness but you said at home only so that's a rule you've put in place. You've got no one but yourself to blame for that one, baby. Although all of those places sound very tempting. I just like fucking you. Are you joining me on the road, then? Can't wait to have you as my groupie. The roles are going to be reversed. I'm excited for that. I'm glad that the feeling is mutual - I only love you for your ass, too. Well, that and your boobs. They're quite enjoyable. And make the best pillows. She knows, Liv. She adores you. And I hope that your parents know that I wouldn't do anything to hurt you, either. I'm completely and utterly in love with you. Yeah, I know a little about Melbourne, been here enough times but Sydney - I'm going to be an even better tour guide. I'm glad that we got to meet baby Pesto, though. Probably the highlight of the trip so far. Are you going to make me watch twilight again? Because I don't know if I can handle all that. I've lost count of how many times we've watched it together. Feels like I should quote it all now. Oh. I'm not going to object to that. I'll return the favor by going down on you. I love watching you come undone to my touch alone. Trust me, baby. The personal pictures I have of you aren't going to be in the family group chat. They're in a hidden folder for a reason.

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Random question but how do you feel about Starburst? I'm asking because I've collected quite a few of them from the different vendors. They're alright to me, but I've been trying to trade them for something I like more. Like Reese's or KitKats. Can I interest you in a trade? @gigiihcdid

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Hi gorgeous! I heard you guys have some exciting shows coming up soon. I'm kind of sad I'm in the middle of my own tour, because I'd love to come out and see you. @victoriaglamour

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I lost count of how many times I jumped and screamed while walking through the haunted maze. Kinda want to explore one of the haunted houses, but I have a feeling I'd just be gripping onto whoever comes with me—probably Luke. Have you gone through any of the houses? And if so, I need the rundown on how terrifying they are. @taylorheat

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Do I even want to know about the stories you have from back when you guys were on tour together? I feel like an Etsy collab would be pretty sick. It gives a small business owner their chance to shine! Philly was amazing, as always. I did have a cheesesteak but unfortunately it was not in the presence of Charlie Day or any of the other It's Always Sunny cast members.

That's good. Sometimes I forget that he's not the teenager who went on tour with us anymore. Well, now I really need to take a look. I wonder if someone would like to collaborate for some merch for my shop online. Anyways, how was Philly? Did you have a cheesesteak with Charlie Day?

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I'm sad we didn't get the chance to hang out more in France. If you have some free time in your schedule and feel like coming out to one of my shows, just let me know. I'll hook you up with the VIP experience and we can hang afterward. @kimbcrlycin