#✯ a ship has sailed

[huntinglove]

❝ 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞 ? 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 ? ❞

Hello! I'm Ghosty, and this is my selfship blog!

About me:

❣ Proshipper

❣ Adult (20+)

❣ Your friendly neighborhood shotacon

❣ Brazilian

❣ Genderfluid - Any pronouns (Xenos/Neos welcomed!)

❣ Aquarius

❣ Sometimes I draw & write!

❣ I post positivity and imagines

❣ Beware! I don't send anon asks

❣ Important: I will block you with no warning if you interact with my harasser

My current main F/Os:

Please note: I am uncomfortable sharing most of these main F/Os, and will block people accordingly! Tags added for blacklisting convenience

❣ Viktor (Arcane) ❥ When Does A Man Become A Monster [💫 Current focus]

❣ Jinx (Arcane) ❥ My Heart Went Boom! [💫 Current focus]

❣ Sebastian (Stardew Valley) ❥ Rainy Days And Frozen Tears

❣ Muriel (The Arcana) ❥ The Fool And The Hermit

❣ Julian (The Arcana) ❥ Darling Lovesick Fools [Okay sharing]

❣ Mr. Crawling (Homicipher) ❥ Crawling Back To You

❣ Mr. Chopped (Homicipher) ❥ Pieces Of Perfection [Okay sharing]

❣ Mr. Gap (Homicipher) ❥ My Heart Is In Your Hands

❣ Ralsei (Deltarune) ❥ Call Me Little Sunshine

❣ Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune) ❥ A Puzzling Sensation

❣ Curly (Mouthwashing) ❥ My Star In The Sky

❣ Anya (Mouthwashing) ❥ Love's The Only Medicine

❣ Daisuke (Mouthwashing) ❥ Super Awesome Shooting Star [Okay sharing with friends and mutuals]

My soulmates:

You can always send me asks about these F/Os, because they'll always be my mains! I'm uncomfortable sharing all of them, so I will block (or blacklist tags) accordingly

❣ Viktor (Arcane) ❥ When Does A Man Become A Monster

❣ Kris Dremurr (Deltarune) ❥ Take My Soul

❣ Charlie Mcay (A Double Sided Mirror) ❥ Strawberry Flavored Kisses

❣ Muichiro Tokito (Demon Slayer) ❥ Forget Me Not

❣ Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel) ❥ Inseparable Souls

❣ Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time) ❥ The Ice King's Princess

❣ Hunter (The Owl House) ❥ Golden Heart

❣ Zebruh Codakk (Friendsim/Hiveswap) ❥ My One True Matesprit

My Complete F/O List can be found here!

My F/Os post and interact with others through @turnedmansion!

I hope you enjoy your stay!

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[batneko]

Laios trying to be so casual as he essentially asks, "You're going to stay with me, right?"

and Kabru's little smile as he says, "Of course, dummy."

(translation from here)

[raainstorms]

I thought she was in love with Diaval. — Angelina Jolie

[paper-mario-wiki]

my roommate wants to move in with her boyfriend but i think i have feelings for her. i don't want her to leave at least. any advice?

i would invest in a VR headset since you'll have an empty room in your house soon, so you'll have plenty of floor space to play VR games.

[huntinglove]

Yesss!! Ok I could absolutely see Cedric singing this while he's in his denial stage omg 👀👀👀

Hello, reblog this post with your favorite ship and I'll give you a song! 8D

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 - The Caribbean

[bigfootsboytoy]

Part two of this story, where Robin discovers Steve’s type. A lot of people seemed interested in more, so here you go! 

The conversation doesn’t go quite the way Robin is expecting it. She’s fully prepared for Steve to launch into saying how confused he is because he’s feeling weird pants feelings for Eddie, but how does that work because he likes girls? She’s been mentally preparing herself for that exact discussion since she watched Eddie Munson call her best friend ‘Big Boy’ in the middle of committing grand theft auto. So when Steve starts talking, curled up on the gross linoleum tile of Family Video, she’s taken by surprise. She doesn’t even get the chance to answer his question before he’s throwing her prepared speech out the metaphorical window. 

“That’s stupid, you already told me that. Sharon Parker in the 5th grade, holding hands for Red Rover, blah blah blah, I know that. But like…Have you ever acted different around a girl, and then one day, you realize it’s because you like her? Like, you had a crush on a girl without even realizing it? Does that make any sense?” 

It takes Robin a second to reboot, but the second she manages, Steve throws her even further off track. 

“It’s just, Tommy H came by the other day, and he said some stuff that really has me thinking and-” 

Robin can’t stop herself. As soon as she hears a name other than Eddie Munson, she has a hand out covering Steve’s mouth. He gives her a look, surprised and confused. Maybe a little annoyed. She valiantly ignores him because what he just said has her head spinning, and she needs to put a stop to it right now. 

“Steve. My best friend in the whole universe. I’m here for whatever you need and whatever you might be figuring out about yourself. You know I’m going to support you 100% no matter what happens but…Please. PLEASE tell me that you didn’t just discover you have a crush on TOMMY H! He isn’t even your type, Steve! He isn’t even in the ballpark of your type! He’s so far off it’s honestly kind of laughable and-” 

Now it’s Steve who puts a hand over her mouth. 

“Jesus, Robin! First of all, gross. I’m not into Tommy, okay? Never gonna happen, not in a million years. And second, what the hell do you mean ‘my type?’ What the hell would you know about my type?” 

Robin carefully removes his hand from her face and shakes her head. She has absolutely no clue where this conversation is going, but there’s still a chance it can work its way somewhere good. Somewhere Munson-related. And she owes it to Steve to listen to his crisis properly. 

“Nevermind, forget that. What happened with Tommy?” 

“Okay well, he came over, like I said. He was super wasted, and I guess he and Carol broke up? And he started talking about when we were friends, and how he always used to try and get closer to me. He said he almost asked me if I wanted to practice kissing once? And he talked about like, trying to touch me all the time, trying to make me laugh? Basically saying he had a crush on me, which was super weird.” 

Robin nodded, because really, she had no idea what to say to that. 

“And then he kissed me. Which was kind of gross because he tasted like whisky and he was being all sloppy, like he wanted to eat my face. But…” 

“But?” 

“It wasn’t as gross as I would have expected I guess.” 

“I thought you said you didn’t like him!” 

“I don’t! It just, wasn’t a totally horrible kiss okay? Only a little horrible.” 

Robin sighed and let her head tip back against the wall. 

“Okay, I’m not seeing your dilemma yet. Tommy liking you and kissing you is kind of weird sure, but it doesn’t change anything about you.” 

Steve’s eyebrows furrowed, and he let out a puff of air. He looked small in this bathroom, scared in a way that Robin hated. They had faced down monsters, torture, long shifts with Keith. A conversation with his best friend should never have Steve looking that afraid, ever. 

She reached out and took his hand in her, giving it a gentle squeeze. 

“Hey, it’s okay Steve. Tell me what’s going on in that head.” 

“It’s just…Some of what Tommy said. About how he tried to get closer to me, to touch me and make me laugh and shit? I guess I realized that I’m doing that stuff. With somebody else. And if Tommy did it because he liked me then…” 

“You think it might mean you like this person. This…guy?” 

“Yeah. This guy.” 

There it was, the Eddie Munson of it all. Because Robin only knew of one guy that Steve spent his time with and would be trying to be touchy and close with. She had watched it happen with her own eyes, the way Steve would look for reasons to lean past Eddie, to put a hand on his shoulder, his back, once getting brave and putting a hand on his waist. She’d watched Eddie do the exact same things around Steve, too.

Part of her almost just comes out and tells Steve, that she knows who he’s talking about. Except he still looks unsure. He looks like he wants to throw up a little, and Robin has to fix that. 

“You know it’s okay right? For you to like this guy?” 

“I know. It’s just weird, to realize I might like him that way. Normally I can figure out when I’m into someone.” 

“Well, normally you aren’t friends with the people you’re into first. That makes it confusing.” 

“And I’m normally into people with boobies.” 

“That too.” 

Steve lets out a tiny laugh, and it makes Robin beam. Something about Steve is lighter now, like somethings been lifted off his chest, something that’s been there for a really long time without him knowing. She wants to tell him how much she’s loves him. How much she cares about him and supports him. She wants to tell him about all her research, and fully explain to him her findings when it comes to ‘his type.’ 

She wants to tell him that she knows the guy he likes is Eddie. That she thinks Eddie might like him too. 

The ‘ring for service’ bell ruins her chance at saying any of it. 

She and Steve both clamber off the floor, adjusting their vests before exiting the bathroom to greet whoever keeps ringing the stupid bell over and over again. Robin can’t decide if it’s the best luck in the world, or the worst, when it’s Eddie Munson himself standing at the counter. 

She leans towards best luck when she sees the way Steve’s cheeks go red.

A few people asked to be tagged if I did a part 2, so hopefully I do that right! I’ve got a few more parts planned, so if anybody else wants to be tagged let me know and I’ll do my best!

@kaiscove​ @wolfstarlights​  @awkwardgravity1​ @anonymousbandgirl​  @f1ct1onwh0re

[jennelikejennay]

The question is not "why do Vulcans kiss with their fingers?"

The question is, why do humans NOT?

The human fingertip—EACH fingertip—has over three thousand nerve endings. It has more touch receptors per millimeter than any other part of the body, including lips, tongue, and genitals.

Obviously the type of sensation we get from our fingers isn't typically a sexual one. But this is also true of lips and tongues. We just think of our lips as romantic and sexual but we don't put finger touching into the same context. We probably could though.

The real reason Vulcans kiss with their hands? It's because they don't touch with their hands very often. Something you don't do with everyone becomes significant and intimate. Like (switching universes for a minute) when the Radchaai take off their gloves. You wear gloves 24/7 around everyone you know, pretty soon taking them off will feel like stripping. Same concept.

Context is everything. Sure, it's no big deal for Vulcans to type with their fingers, just like it's no big deal for you to put chapstick on or lick an ice cream cone. But when a person you've never touched before very carefully brushes your pinkie with their pinkie while your hands are under the table.....you gonna tell me that's not first base? It could be.

[faewaren]

Flint is obviously queer, but I tend to view him as bisexual -- when he first becomes entangled with Miranda, there is absolutely no reason for him to do it other than wanting to. It's an objectively bad idea. She's a married woman and he's working for her husband, and despite what Miranda had implied, he hasn't actually confirmed yet that Thomas would be okay with it. He kisses her because she's beautiful and incredibly charismatic and he wants to do it.

Thomas, I feel a little more inclined to view as gay, with his sexuality maybe a factor in his and Miranda's arrangement (wherein she can fuck other people), but he still clearly respects her and loves her dearly. She's someone who understood and supported him before essentially anyone else, and there's a huge amount of fondness in their relationship.

Thomas and his goals guide all of what Flint does later, but Miranda isn't a lesser part of the equation or a third wheel. For years before they met Flint, Miranda was Thomas's Person, and for all the years after Thomas, she's Flint's. They both truly love her. She is deeply vital to both those men and to their relationship with each other. Even if Thomas/Miranda wasn't romantic, it's clearly strong and loving, and they're both deeply important to Flint.

So I'm kind of confounded to see that Thomas/Miranda/Flint has less than half of the works on ao3 that Thomas/Flint does. Like -- why is that? It can't all be from when the fics are set. They can share him, guys.

[rhaenyrathecruell]

Rhaenyra: living her sapphic dreams with an awesome woman.

Alicent: screaming for her life

[huntinglove]

Thinking about Simon dying inside when Marceline tells him about all the times he and her had sex while he was Ice King... She just didn't wanna leave him hanging like that, she's a dedicated daughter!

[ot3]

I'll be the first person to admit i have terrible infosec in almost every conceivable way and still you could never ever in a million years get me to consent to fingerprint or face ID for literally any service. i dont want a fucking company having that shit in their database. are you insane.

[siderains]

once quicksilver is free from ugly designs, bad writing, cheap plots, heritage erasure, wrong character interpretations and constant underestimation of his power levels it’s over for you bitches

[maddragonfruit]

Patton: Calls Virgil Kiddo

Janus disguised as Patton: Yeah that’s not happening

[apoloadonisandnarcissus]

Lorebros and PJ stans: because of “Rings of Power” they ship Sauron x Galadriel now!

“The Silmarillion” Sauron x Galadriel shippers from the 1970’s:

[dreamcatcher-faux]

"The Hour of Joy is at Hand"

So I heard that we finally got the gameplay trailer today~ I actually finished this last night but we're going to ignore that and say I drew this for the trailer

The besties! The sleepy and the watcher! I imagine that, in this version of chapter 3, Snoozy Woozy is the "guard dog" of the Playcare and the children. If the children are scared then Snoozy will play a melody from the musicbox in his chest to help ease them. If there is danger, Snoozy will protect them and neutralize the threat :)

With the Smiling Critters, Snoozy acts as their guardian and handler due to his intelligence and obedience to staff. But, out of all the Smiling Critters, Snoozy Woozy seems to be the closest with Catnap. This, in hindsight, makes sense. They share many characteristics and themes, but have a couple differences that complement each other nicely. It's almost like they were made for each other.... :)

Below the cut are the flats :3