#✨shitpost✨

[daily-nordegrim]

Do you feel lonely? Do you ship Stacey and Neil and wish there was more community for this niche little rarepair?

WELL YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!!!!

Hi I’m @emily-mooon, the current Tumblr CEO of this rarepair. I’ve noticed that their tag is dead and I want to change that so I made this!

This blog will only have posts about them and nothing else. Do not expect anything else cause you won’t get it

Will you get them daily? No you won’t cause that will only last a week or so cause they don’t have many panels together. You will get reblogs of any stuff that is made for them (ie. fanart, text posts, fics when they exist, etc.). Like in the title card thingy, this is more of an archive blog if anything

The ask box is open for headcanon submissions and questions about this ship. It will always be open unless I say I have to close it for whatever reason

Also here’s the playlist I made for them! It has my taste, but I mostly focused on the genres they would like (along with songs and bands)

[As of the creation of this intro post, Nordegrim week will be starting on May 1st and end on May 7th of this year. Please @ this blog so I can see the posts and I’ll reblog them here]

Hope you all enjoy your stay here and I’ll do my best to keep this blog active!!!!

Btw this blog is also a safespace like my main. I will not condone any homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism, antisemitism, islamophobia, or anything of the sort here. I figure this was important to mention here :]

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[my-maehem]

Elminster rockin his new outfit ✨

Thank you @lowrifaberart for that amazing tweet

Hey I made the Jojo walk a print on INPRNT… I mean… if you wanna…

I’ll be making stickers too in a bit—

[the-twst-cast-needs-therapy]

Thank you for your service, soldier 🫡

[somewhatsentientspellbook]

have we NOT learned our lesson?

[jisatsu-draw]

night time my time

[cosmicourple]

cursed manwhore! A.U called ‘whoreman’.

the whole thing is basically just that instead of Odysseus offering his body / seducing others so that he can get home, Ody’ is just an absolute freak by nature who tries to fucks whoever he wants, just bc he can. (don’t worry, him n Penelope had an agreement ‘bout it :33) also because unfortunately, he is way too ‘appreciative’ to anyone who he deems ‘attractive’.

Eury’ and the Crew know this all to well n are constantly trying to drive away any potential victims of their captain’s said Freakyness, bc those thighs on him are a death sentence, everything is a death sentence srsly run 4 ur lives this man is danger to everyone’s stamina.

Events play out literally exactly the same as canon but now w/ slutty Odysseus exuding horny energy like he’s Primordial! Eros in disguise.

hfhggggg Odysseus’s blinding enthusiasm on getting down dirty is so powerful that even Poseidon n Zeus, two of the most *cough* ‘active’ Gods r just like “wow—“ upon seeing Ody’, still fully clothed, yet somehow giving off some of the strongest ‘fuck me’ vibes known to everyone, doing the Babygirl pose with absolutely NO SHAME & NO HESITATION AS HE LOOKS THEM IN THE EYES LIKE “you down to fuck gorgeous? 😏😏😏”

idk why I thought this 😭

Edit: shout out to @lunaria1 4 the suggestion that Whore! Ody’ sings Britney Spears so while the story still has all the canon songs, there’s now also a bunch of lyric parody vers of Britney Spears songs ]:)))

[sammybeann]

[gremliinsart]

When you ruin the life of a 9 year old ☺️💖✨ #justkingcandythings

[cursed-sheep]

Let’s conquer the world together!💥

Bonus:

[twistedappletree]

[qaanngi]

Spooky Month + The Countdown has begun 🥚👻♟️🎃✨💜

[myththefangirl]

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i only get along well with ppl who would’ve been lobotomised in the 1950s

[isuggestforcemasc]

Bluetoothing this mafaka in my notes one bazillion ml of testosterone rn

[sillystar-clown]

Alan Tudyk talking about how King Candy always has to look up at someone when arguing will never not be funny to me