#✨Apple Bottom Jeans✨

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[ozzgin]

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS

BOOTS WITH A FUR

WITH

A

✨️FUR✨️

The whole club was looking at ✨her✨

[googleitlol]

Me: writing about the aftermath of King's Crown and how tense it is between Wukong, Dove, and Tripitaka

Also me listening to my playlist:

✨SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS–✨

[buttered-water]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

The entire Persona 5 soundtracks (it’s way to hard to pick just one

the greatest showman soundtrack (again, hard for me to pick just one but if I had to pick it would be The Other Side

when can I see you again

misery x cpr x Reese’s puffs x apple bottom jeans

better when I’m dancing

I realize the only music I listen to is video game soundtracks and movie soundtracks

[dchuntress]

@strawbearri-frog @forthekeres THANK YOU FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT I CAME UP WITH A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT IDEAS FOR THE ONE AND ONLY... ✨ HELENA HANDBASKET ✨ (to join the lineup of the helenas of the dcverse)

she ALWAYS looks like she's either going to hell OR coming back from hell

for looks, i'm thinking 80s tabitha smith, but cranked up to a 13 and with more stuff thrown to it: there is NO rhyme or rhythm to helena handbasket's style, she WILL wear faux animal print, faux leather, fishnets, apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, AND a pair of pink plastic sunglasses that's clearly taken from a dollhouse set. helena handbasket never changes her style, she just adds MORE to it like 2000s disney characters wearing multiple layers

she has black hair that is gravity defying and nobody knows what haircut it is but she insists she always gets the same haircut from dave. who's dave? who knows. some days she shows up with colourful streaks in her hair, but not on purpose; those are wall paint

AND SHE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT ON TOP OF ALL THAT

she always carries a flask but it's either 50% rum or 50% cough syrup

she also has a pet bunny named butter

whenever she's angry she refers to herself in third person, i.e., "helena handbasket is DONE with you!"

nobody KNOWS what her moral alignment is; she's not a bad person, it's just that it's like she got her moral compass from a cereal box

nobody knows if she's even supposed to be a vigilante, but she dual wields random objects every day (an umbrella and a toaster)

she gives off both "has definitely killed a man before" AND "she needs instructions on how to hold a knife" energies

one day she'll rescue a kid from a burning apartment

the next day, she'll set the firestation on fire because it'd make for a funny headline

BEST PART OF ALL: HER JOB IS RETAIL

specifically, the return counter

she's the only employee at the store who's clocked in every single day from the day she joined

she plays a game called "retail roulette" where she digs through the clearance bin and randomly decides what the customer's return outcome will be. you're turning in a ps5? YOU'RE GETTING MOTOR OIL. NOW SCRAM

i need to make a BATSHIT oc since the idea of a character named helena handbasket is so funny to me

[good-shoulders]

Over the past 2 years there have been so many jokes about tech being an ipad kid and I’m pretty sure this stance confirms is…

✨SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS-✨

[obsessedasusual]

Obsessedasusual Masterlist

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🔥-smut | 💧-angst

The Breakup Series Masterlist

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NARCOS

Horacio Carrillo

• Six Years (xOC)

• The Proposal (xOC)

• Going Home (xReader)

MAYANS MC

Nestor Oceteva

• Heart Eyes and Apple Pies (xReader)

• Out of Love (xReader)💧

• Specific Skill Set (xReader)

Bishop Losa

• This Needs To End (xReader)💧

• Lonely No More: Chapter One • Chapter Two • Chapter Three • Chapter Four • Chapter Five • Chapter Six • Chapter Seven • Chapter Eight • Chapter Nine

Angel Reyes

• You Did This (xReader)💧

SONS OF ANARCHY

Juice Ortiz

• The Worst Flirt (xReader)

• I've Missed You (xReader) 💧

• No More Secrets (xTeller!Reader)💧

• Ever the Gentleman (xReader)🔥

Tig Trager

• A Beautiful Day in the Neighbourhood (xReader)

• A Beautiful Night in the Neighbourhood (xReader) 🔥 (part two)

• Moving in (xReader)

• Caught in the Act (xReader)

• Duty Calls (xReader)💧

Happy Lowman

• King of Communication (xReader)

• Apple Bottom Jeans (xReader)

• Just for Today (xReader)

• History Repeats (xReader)

Chibs Telford

• Important Jobs (xReader)

• Gone in a Flash (xReader)💧

Herman Kozik

• Better than Prince Charming (xReader)

Top Gun: Maverick

Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin

• Saviour (xReader)

• We’re Only Human (xReader)

• We’re Only Human - Part Two (xReader)

• Drunk and Tired (xReader)

• Can't Remember to Forget You (xReader)

[panainpublic]

i literally just finished shadow and bone and i am dutch so i get to shit on the dutch usage and pronunciation now hehehe >:D

i kept track of all names and words and stuff that i thought were dutch(-inspired) based on the word itself or context, then divided them into 3 categories: "yup, thats correct", "aaaaaalmost", and "wtf is this." (pronunciation will be thoroughly criticized later.)

(disclaimer i have only read a small part of SoC due to ✨life✨ so this is mostly based on the show)

yup, thats correct

the following words/names are completely believable, both in context and the name itself, + why:

tante Heleen - tante = aunt and Heleen is a very Dutch name; Dreesen is a real last name; Edam is a real place (their cheese is pretty good); Rozenstraat is a very generic and common street name; Edyck is the fancy old spelling of Edijk, which is probably either a place or someones name; Rietveld is a real last name; stroopwafels are real and oh so very good; Appelbroek, aka apple bottom jeans (or apple pants ig), could probably be a place name; Hiemstra is probably a real last name; Saskia is a very Dutch name; Lij could be a real place; Kooperom sounds so much like a real restaurant i actually would want to eat there now.

aaaaaalmost

these seem like theyre actually dutch names at first glance, but its just a little... wrong. off. (again, + why.)

Ketterdam, as ketter means heretic (probably why its named that tbf), would never be a real place name. it sounds very weird; "goedemorgen, fantomen" was pronounced so wrong i had to take another listen to pick up what he was saying, + wed use "spoken" instead of "fantomen", especially in the context of surprise survivors; Jakob is fine, but Hertzoon would be spelled Hertszoon. even then, its still weird - -szoon was only used with the fathers name, and "hert" means deer, which isnt really a name; Henrik Van Poel would be correct if Van was spelled without a capital. its a "tussenvoegsel", an infix, which behaves a certain way in dutch, including not being capitalized when the whole name is written out; (B/D)uysberg (dont remember exactly) is almost correct, but idk, something feels just a little off about it, especially if it was Buysberg, which is what i think it was; Kaz would be spelled with an s and maybe a C depending on the full name, and Brekker is right but just doesnt feel like a real last name.

wtf is this.

these arent dutch. these will never be dutch. no. (once again, + why.)

Kerch just doesnt sound or feel dutch, even when pronounced the dutch way (which it isnt in the show); stadwatch is a combo of dutch and english, which wed never do like this - just call it the stadswacht or the city watch, both sound better; Sturmhond is a combo of German and Dutch, make it Stormhond and id believe it (but i guess it was made up by a Ravkan, so its excusable); kruge is just not it.

alright. time to learn some dutch pronunciation and spelling rules.

all letters are pronounced, except, depending on context, for final -n.

g/ch = /x/ or /ɣ/ (make an s or z sound, roll your tongue back until its in the same spot you pronounce k), except for loan words.

ee = /eː/, or "ay".

y/ij/ei = /ɛi̯/ - closest thing i can think of is New Zealand "face" or Scottish "write". /aɪ/ ("I") would be acceptable.

uy/ui = /œy/, like finnish äy. nothing similar in English.

oo = /oː/, "oh".

oe = /u/, "oo" as in "loo" (not as in "book")

the rest is either right or depends on context.

"goedemorgen, fantomen". oh boy.

okay, so far we got /ɣud[e]m[o]rɣ[e] f[a]nt[o]m[e]/, where the letters in brackets are not yet explained and not necessarily obvious in pronunciation. from what i can recall, only one of them was pronounced correctly.

but lets start with stress patterns in dutch. the stress will always fall on the root of any given word, unless its a relatively recent loan word. in "goedemorgen", "morgen" is the root with the stress falling on "mor". they got this part right. in "fantomen" the root is "fantoom" with the stress falling on "toom". theres also secondary stress: "goedemorgen" is a compound of "goed" and "morgen", so it falls on "goe". in "fantomen", -en marks plural, and therefore secondary stress is on the other syllable of the root word: "fan".

if "e" isnt stressed in a word, its almost always /ə/ (e in "burden"). in this case, no e is stressed, so its all /ə/.

the first "o" is followed by multiple consonants, so its /ɔ/ (o in RP "sorry").

the second "o" is the shortened form of "oo".

"a" followed by multiple consonants, so its not the short form of "aa", and pronounced /ɑ/ (generic american english first a in "always")

this makes our sentence pronounced as /ˌɣudəˈmɔrɣə(n) ˌfɑnˈtoːmə(n)/.

[elysiumxii]

cont from here w/ @temporalobjects ft cory, iwai and the ✨panties✨

With Iwai knocking on the door, Cory knows he doesn't have long. What should he do? Quickly pull on his jeans and pretend like he isn't wearing them or try to hide them until Iwai leaves?! Maybe he should just show him! They were for him after all, but what if he hates it and thinks it's weird?! The girls said guys like it but, really, what did they know that they hadn't learnt from BL manga?! Now he thinks about it, getting himself into this situation because of a group of giggling girls seemed ridiculous!

"I-I'm just... just changing!" He calls out to give an excuse, but a weak one, it wasn't unlike him to streak around Iwai's apartment butt naked, so hiding now seemed odd. "You can come in" he offers, grabbing a fist full of the front of the jersey and pulls it down at the front, just in time to watch Iwai walk in - eyes already elsewhere, mind preoccupied with something else.

Cory's own gaze stalks the man as he moves through the bedroom, grabbing his charger, and he remains frozen on the spot, steadily getting pinker as the situation sets in. He moves a little as Iwai brushes past but doesn't let go of the jersey and as Iwai's eyes finally lift to him, they're stuck looking at each other as the apples of his cheeks radiate. "O-Oh I.." he stammers as the question finally comes, knowing he's acting more than a little odd and Iwai does not like odd.

So with a small glance away, he gives in, deciding he might as well resign himself to his fate, and grips the bottom of his jersey to lift it up and broadcast the small, white panties he was wearing. The leg elastic lightly digging in to his plump bottom and the tell tale boy bulge at the front as he goes even redder and continues to looks away. "I got these.." he murmurs, hoping that excuses some of his behaviour. "It was in a manga and... I wanted to try" his voice had tapered off by the end as now the tips of his ears were red.

[accidentally-drank-paintwater]

Hey anyone wanna hear my remix of Apple Bottom Jeans about Gus called Elvis Presley Pants

you do that’s amazing

it’s excellent I promise

*record scratch*

*glass shattering *

*something crashes*

*record scratch again*

Mm-mm-mm-mm Let me talk to 'em Let me talk to 'em Let it rain, mm-mm-mm Let me talk to 'em C'mon

Gus had them Elvis Presley Pants (Pants) Earring with the magic (with the magic) The hexsquad was lookin' at him He hit the Belos (he hit the Belos ) Next thing you know Gus got trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma , trauma, trauma, trauma , traumatized

Them swaggy flare pants and the Captain Avery jazz (Captain Avery jazz) He turned around and gave that old Belos a smack (hey) He hit the Belos (he hit the Belos) Next thing you know Gus got trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, traumatized ✨

[ot3podcast]

✨New Episode: TikTok Explained ✨

We're discussing Tik Tok trends like Bone or No Bones, Berries & Cream, Immortal Snail, and Apple Bottom Jeans!

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[heavenly-angell]

Hi! ✨

Brainstorm, take me away from the norm

Bonita Applebum, you gotta put me on

It wasn't raining yet

Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans

Mi cuerpo es tu religión 

sorry for fucking up & posting this too early 🥴