#⚔ crack.

[kedamononoken]

@cwarscars

[alurlssrinbled]

"Hells, every one of you has their mind in the gutter..."

[deceitfulcharmer]

Megatron: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Cyclonus: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Oil Slick: Smad.

Megatron: What did you do with Oil Slick's body? Cyclonus: What didn’t I do with the body? Megatron: Cyclonus: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

Megatron: While I’m gone, Oil Slick, you’re in charge. Oil Slick: Yes!!! Megatron, whispering: Cyclonus, you’re secretly in charge. Cyclonus: Obviously.

Megatron, about Cyclonus: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Oil Slick: Are we stealing them? Scalpel: New or used? Megatron: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Cyclonus: I am going to need you to swear- Oil Slick: Fuck. Cyclonus: Cyclonus: ...swear as in promise.

Cyclonus: You read my diary? Megatron: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Oil Slick: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. Megatron: Forty five seconds?!? Oil Slick: No! I said four TO five seconds. Megatron, hugging Oil Slick: Too late.

[inseparableduo]

"One day Inc will stop bullying me." She's crying now. Look what you did.

[quartzhearted]

@hermidetta the silent contributor

[infernal-general]

@ashortdropandasuddenstop

[scndor]

hi my name is macy and my favorite hobby is listening to lana del rey and writing sandor clegane

[phoenixborn]

Cindy and Erebus' ( @infernal-feminae ) couple's costume is Starfire & Nightwing.

Rozália ( @infernal-general ) Striker's ( @strikers-saloon ) is Batman & Catwoman. Striker is Catwoman.

[dashing-fandral]

AU where instead of attacking Hela, Fandral just flirts with her and she keeps him around for eye candy/entertainment

[phoenixduelist]

@ashortdropandasuddenstop

Dance with the Devil at Farsang

There was something oddly but extremely satisfying upon witnessing the raw shock mixed with outrage when diplomats, merchants from other countries, empires visited to reestablish trade connections upon hearing the raging war has quietened. No one expected to be face to face with the terror of a woman who robbed them tons of riches (and later they learned she funded her revolution with them) not bound in chains but sitting on the throne of Hungary with the lethal grace of a jungle cat. Predatory eyes accompanied by a sharp smirk dancing in the corner of her lips when recognition set in; widening into a grin upon the grim realization that now she was even more untouchable. Not like anyone could ever catch her on the sea, nor in her own land.

The Brits might just be her favorite to torment. Mostly because they were so pleased with their colonies and failed to pay attention to most of the political changes in Europe, unless it involved either the Spanish or the French. Oh their surprise, fury, panic was a joy to witness and be the cause of just by her mere presence. The now independent Kingdom of Hungary happened to be one of the largest grain exports with almost endless plains, the transport route relatively short and a lot safer than importing from one of their precious colonies only to have it stolen on the way to the mainland. What a shame would it be, even though she was no longer...in the business of making empires miserable. Well, not as an outlaw anyways.

Selling it a higher price was a combination of her amusement, knowledge how badly they needed it and her country was still being rebuilt from the three year revolutionary war. With the deal arranged, a thin eyebrow arched in graceful mockery at the openly murderous glares thrown in her direction.

What kind of queen would Rozália be if she didn't insist them to stay till Sunday when she was about to hold her first official Farsang of her reign? Colorful costumes, decorated masks mouthwatering food, lively dances, traditions and music throughout day and night; both her and her nation needed this celebration, for nobles and foreign visitors held in the Buda Castle with a stunning view to the Danube.

The day arrived soon and the Queen was more than prepared...only that she wasn't present at the feast, instead Marcell, her ex first mate now captain of the castle guards excused that her costume is taking too long to apply.

Rozália could barely contain her electric excitement. Emerald eyes glowed even brighter after the careful lining with black, a few adjustments, the most notable being her hair chopped off by the same trustworthy damascus steel sabers. Ferenc was already grinning like a lunatic upon noticing, even the always worried Marcell couldn't suppress a small amused smile in the depths of his beard.

The curtains were semi see through, the music quietened as the silhouette of the Queen seemingly glided close. Still obscured by the veil like curtain, only the size of her dress and hairdo could be seen, until an another figure steadily approached from behind and with one motion severed the head, causing many horrified gasps, shrieks at the unexpected assassination-

The curtains parted, the head of the mannequin rolled down the steps ansand music upon Sándor's signal picking up a heated rhythm as the Hungarian Devil sauntered into view. Full pirate captain getup from coat to hat with the fiery feather, signature sabers twirled in her grip with utmost ease, each movement dripping, oozing with pride.

Cheers, gasps of surprise and outrage followed her grand entrance, those who were part of her once crew could barely hold their laughter at the display, some of the clueless nobility was delighted at her bold choice, while the remaining...they knew.

There was more sway in her steps than back in the days but not less grace, stealing the dance partner of some Duke with ease; a quick twirl and she dipped the woman while kicking the Duke into his chair, effectively seating him.

"B-but Your Highness-" the noblewoman in her hold stammered at the bold dip

“Call me Captain.” came the almost sultry purr of her gritty alto before releasing the flushed woman back to a chair, although more gently than she did with her previous dance partner

"The Queen is such a great actor! Don't you think Admiral?" The young and beautiful lady in a bejeweled mask resembling to a peacock currently accompanying the Admiral fluttered her long lashes at her companion, not quite understanding why the British delegation's mood became even more gloomy. Which she didn't know was even possible.

Meanwhile the storm of the woman continued her rampage, reveling in the attention, the scandal; currently dancing on top of the main table and miraculously evading all plates, occasionally stealing a bite with her sword.

“Oh but is there any hero in shining wig to save the noble class from such battle hardened criminal?” Rozália declared dramatically; it has been too long since she had a real duel. Too long her thirst left unquenched by swordsmen not even near her level nor experience.

Technically, it was an open challenge yet her blazing eyes never left the Admiral's, her lips slowly revealing the monstrous fangs; just like in the old days she longed for a dance. The glow of emerald seemed to burn brighter with each spin of the curved blades briefly crossing in front of her face as she waited for the rise to her scandalous taunt.

[nobilismare]

I love Goldmary.

That's it. That's the post.

[alurlssrinbled]

@spiderwarden replied:

“Yes. Normal sister things. We played a murder game and I won.”

" THAT ISN'T A NORMAL SISTER THING. "

[deceitfulcharmer]

Megatron: You're right. Starscream: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Starscream: I can explain. Megatron: Can you? Starscream: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Starscream: Am I in trouble? Megatron: Take a guess. Starscream: No? Megatron: Take another guess.

Megatron: So are we flirting right now? Starscream: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU Megatron: That doesn’t answer my question.

[inseparableduo]

"No homo!" Never mind the fact she just kissed you with tongue.

[infernal-general]

“Wrong Véghváry.”

“Hey @phoenixduelist , get your navy man.”

@ashortdropandasuddenstop

[motherloved]

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