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"Hells, every one of you has their mind in the gutter..."
#( demisexual in a camp of....well....everything really KHDSKJHKDSJSD )#▍⪻ ⚔︎ ◤ ;ic ◢#▍⪻ ⚔︎ ◤ ;crack ◢#▍⪻ ⚔︎ ◤ ;open ◢
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Megatron: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Cyclonus: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Oil Slick: Smad.
Megatron: What did you do with Oil Slick's body? Cyclonus: What didn’t I do with the body? Megatron: Cyclonus: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
Megatron: While I’m gone, Oil Slick, you’re in charge. Oil Slick: Yes!!! Megatron, whispering: Cyclonus, you’re secretly in charge. Cyclonus: Obviously.
Megatron, about Cyclonus: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Oil Slick: Are we stealing them? Scalpel: New or used? Megatron: Wonderful responses, both of you.
Cyclonus: I am going to need you to swear- Oil Slick: Fuck. Cyclonus: Cyclonus: ...swear as in promise.
Cyclonus: You read my diary? Megatron: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Oil Slick: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. Megatron: Forty five seconds?!? Oil Slick: No! I said four TO five seconds. Megatron, hugging Oil Slick: Too late.
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"Man.... I wanna be just like Kendrick when I grow up."
#crack#but not for the reasons you think-#⚔; Her words are sharper than her blade ( the little sister )
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@ashortdropandasuddenstop & @doublejango
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“aRE YOU FUCKING WITH ME ”
#🩸ic ⚔ | show must go on#self commentary#🩸 crack 🗡 | en garde; te hülye fasz.#🩸 shitpost 🗡 | l'm surrounded by idiots#accurate tags🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@hermidetta the silent contributor
#⚔︎ ooc#⚔︎ jokes#⚔︎ mun art#⚔︎ hermidetta#⚔︎ egittae#toaball2024#[ these replies have been cracking me up consecutively thank you so much for them sen ]#[ the yaoi of all time ]
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@ashortdropandasuddenstop
#⚔ crack 🔥 | holy shit#so. you've found the other batshit Véghváry. 😂#ashortdropandasuddenstop#⚔irl faceclaim / eva green 🔥 | 𝐰𝖆𝖗 is a 𝐰𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖓.
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hi my name is macy and my favorite hobby is listening to lana del rey and writing sandor clegane
#ooc ⚔ 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐒#god he's so ultraviolence#shitpost#crack#should i label it so#y'all i'm too old for this site u gotta bear with me#i am living in 2019 2020 asioaf rp
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Cindy and Erebus' ( @infernal-feminae ) couple's costume is Starfire & Nightwing.
Rozália ( @infernal-general ) Striker's ( @strikers-saloon ) is Batman & Catwoman. Striker is Catwoman.
#🐦🔥 ooc 🌌 | out of flames#🐦🔥 crack 🌌 | so 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 murder isn't an acceptable hobby#⚔ rozália 🔥 | the hussar#* actually it's probably more like vampire/demon × demon hunter & they are still arguing who is who.
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AU where instead of attacking Hela, Fandral just flirts with her and she keeps him around for eye candy/entertainment
#⚔ musings#Fandral the dashing#hela odinsdottir#//I tend to ignore ragnarok as canon but I've been thinking of this for crack reasons#//Just Fandral on his quest to bed all of Odin's kids ig nothing to see here#//listen if he had like 2 seconds it would have been fineeeee
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@spiderwarden replied:
“Yes. Normal sister things. We played a murder game and I won.”
" THAT ISN'T A NORMAL SISTER THING. "
#( making her grateful she didnt grow up in the underdark.... LOLLLL )#▍⪻ ⚔︎ ◤ ;ic ◢#▍⪻ ⚔︎ ◤ ;crack ◢#spiderwarden
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" I win. What's my prize. Gimme. "
Bingo Sheet
⚔—;; "...I should expect nothing less from my Second in Command."
Your prize, should you choose to accept it, is to make his lap your new perch.
#// the little smile after crossing out 'respectfully' is killing me aszdfxcg#⚔;; reprieve granted [ meme response ]#⚔;; c: aligned#[ crack ]#// OR IS IT#quantumlogician#quantumlogician: starscream
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"One day Inc will stop bullying me." She's crying now. Look what you did.
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@mvrtogg
#🩸 save; memories ⚔ | chest of lost family heirlooms#🛡 mvrtogg 🤍 | you can be the knight; the hero l don't need: can't you see even flowers quiver upon my approach#🩸 crack 🗡 | en garde; te hülye fasz.#Devil? summoned ✔
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tag dump
#⊹ ∙ oh no‚ not now. (ooc.)#⊹ ∙ when the cold wind rolls in. (tbd.)#⊹ ∙ i shouldn't show a trace of doubt. (study.)#⊹ ∙ . . . you ran away. . . (crack tag.)#⊹ ∙ in spaces between walls. (dash commentary.)#⊹ ∙ it's been long enough to talk about it. (save tag.)#⊹ ∙ do you know what i know? (ask memes.)#⊹ ∙ where everything was fiction. (dash games.)#𓆣 ∙ was there one you saw too clearly? (visage.)#⚘ ∙ you were the song that i'd always sing. (aesthetic.)#🜲 ∙ what do i do with a love that won't sit still? (ic.)#♡ ∙ our devotion's deepest ocean. — ( fallen humans. )#✦ ∙ i'm sorry i left‚ but it was for the best. — ( frisk. )#❀ ∙ memories swim and haunt you. — ( flowey. )#⚜ ∙ to raise you from the dead — ( asriel. )#𖤍 ∙ love is a gentle thing. — ( asgore. )#☕︎ ∙ so stay with me‚ hold my hand. — ( sans. )#᯽ ∙ i don't know what to do without you. (musings.)#⟢ ∙ you can always come home. ( i. / ut. )#❦︎ ∙ it's hard to know they're out there. ( ii. / ut. )#⚔︎ ∙ heartache. ( iii. / ut. )#⚚ ∙ haven't i given enough‚ given enough? ( iv. )#❀ ∙ did you get enough love‚ my little dove? — ( histhemed. )
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“Wrong Véghváry.”
“Hey @phoenixduelist , get your navy man.”
@ashortdropandasuddenstop
#⚔ ic 🔥 | hunter; hussar; hellfire; horseman#⚔ crack 🔥 | holy shit#I'm😂😂😂😂 ESPECIALLY THAT THE CAPTAIN WASN'T EVEN BOOPED ONCE
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