#⚔;; reprieve granted [ meme response ]

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CHARACTER HEAD CANON GENERATOR — Generate 10 head canons and share whether they're true or not.

Megatron gets into Twitter discourse. TRUE. See: his online adventures as Meg A. Tron.

Megatron could easily survive The Hunger Games. TRUE.

Megatron knocks people over by hugging them. FALSE. He could, but he doesn't.

Megatron has not showered in two and a half weeks. FALSE. He hates the feeling of Earth grime on his plating and in his vents.

Megatron is unemployed. FALSE. He's self-employed. Technically.

Megatron's favourite colour is pink. FALSE. He prefers purple.

Megatron set a public school on fire and got away with it. MAYBE? Probably destroyed some during the war but that's just part of his long list of atrocities.

Megatron role plays on discord. FALSE.

Megatron can't handle criticism. TRUE. His 4 million year crash-out with Starscream is testament to that—

Megatron has fallen asleep at their desk while working in the middle of the night. TRUE. Happens all too frequently.

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❣ >:3

Send in a ❣ for a random kiss. || not accepting ↳ 5. a neck kiss

⚔—;; The warlord stalked closer to the Autobot with heavy footfalls, backing him up against a rockface; there was nowhere else to go. He saw how door wings flattened against the rough surface, metal scraping unpleasantly.

One servo grasped harshly at the scout's jaw, lifting to bare the column of his throat, holding him in place. Inwardly, he found himself impressed; whoever had dealt with him after that day had done quite the job; from the outside, no one would know what Megatron had taken from him.

He leaned down and pressed his scarred lips over where his own claws had dug in and torn out.

"Perhaps I should finish what I started..." he murmured, allowing the other to feel the graze of teeth as he spoke.

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It would be just like you allowing anonymous confessions. Do you take pride in picking these apart and figuring out just who would say such audacious and daring things? I'd think so, knowing you. Does your mind start spinning up such cruelty to inflict on those who dare defy you and your ego? I'm willing to bet on it. Me, personally, I do have a confession. It's quite lengthy, so take a seat. I thought for many, many vorns that the best way I like you is when the cracks appear, ever so subtly, for me to stab my claws into and pick you apart, wear you down, like whittling a fine design into smooth stone. I relished in the thought of vanquishing you like a stubborn city and stabbing my heel into the spark of your chest. I still do, on occasion, but I find the fantasy to be boring. In my wise age, I want you at your best, most vicious. I want you standing at the edges of triumph and when you are about to clasp your well-deserved spoils, I want to rip it from your servos into mine, kick you off the mount of your victory, and case you into the infinite unknown. You must think you're so infallible, and don't mistake me, I do love that about you. Though, the strongest holds have their damnedest weak points and I seek to exploit that. I want to know what makes you tick, what makes you kneel, and what makes you weak. I write this confession embittered from pen to ink because I confess that my adoration of you is my own weakness. Tantalizing as it is to have as you do... I find that when I am flipping through old battles and stratagems, how much closer we would be to peace if I had only funneled my energy elsewhere. That is a shortcoming on my part, regretfully, and in a sickening revelation of it all — it only fuels my ire towards you. Do I hate you? Sadly, no. I wish I could. I think it would be easier that way. I rather hate how I am about you. I hate that I want you to obsess over me as I do you. I hate that I only seem to shine in the spotlight of your optics. I hate that no matter what I deign to do, it has to be known to you, otherwise it's a waste. I can't even claim selfishness when all I do is for you and only you. And for that, I want you dead. Do me a favor and commit this to memory. xoxo

Send my muse an anonymous confession || accepting

⚔—;; Megatron read the whole thing thrice over, considering every word laid out before him and lingering on a choice few; a pure expression of hatred towards him would have been neither unexpected nor new. This, however...

Interesting. Very interesting, indeed.

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✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯ (:

Send me a ✯ for a compliment from my muse. || accepting

⚔—;; Megatron regarded Starscream with exasperation; was he really so desperate for his Master's approval that he would demand not just one, but fifteen compliments? Words of praise towards the Seeker had long been given sparingly, just enough to motivate, but not so many that they would be taken for granted.

He let out a sigh, edged with displeasure.

"Your aerial prowess is unmatched, and you now come out of more battles unscathed than not." Two down.

"You have grown into your ruthlessness well; energon on your claws befits you. Autobots have learnt to fear being caught by you. Your penchant for deceit embodies the Decepticon ideal." Three, four, five and six.

"Your scientific knowledge has proven useful. The same could be said of your resourcefulness, when required." Seven and eight.

Clenching his jaw, he considered for a long moment. Something else came to mind, nothing too dangerous to reveal, but he had a feeling he may face the consequences for saying such for a long time.

To the Pit with it.

"Your company is not unpleasant." Nine.

He stopped himself before he could say anything that may reveal too much about his more personal feelings, or his appreciation for Starscream's frame. Even if he did fall short of the target.

"You have had more than enough for now; you will have to earn any further praise."

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💔 — Smokescreen smirks obnoxiously, secretly rather thankful for their physical barrier.

Send some hearts to tell my muse how yours feels about them | accepting ↳ 💔: Hates their guts.

⚔—;; "I'm hardly surprised."

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‘ am i supposed to be scared? ’ (spoiler alert, he is)

Random Dialogue || accepting

⚔—;; "You should be," he rumbles, spindly claws clicking together as he flexes his fingers in anticipation. "Or have you forgotten what I'm capable of?"

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Arcee, Ratchet, Smokescreen

Fuck, Marry, Kiss || not accepting

⚔—;; He grimaced; none of these options appealed to him in the slightest, though logistics pushed him in certain directions more than others.

"Interface with the Doctor of Doom; he may be the one best capable of handling my size. Marry the two-wheeler; she's spirited enough that it may be amusing. A kiss for the other."

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Could've had somethin' here. Somethin' mutually satisfyin', mutually beneficial; no strings and transactional deals only. But you just couldn't help yourself from ruinin' a good thing, huh? Real stupid of y'a, too, double-crossin' me, but hey. You might have lost all privileges to my hole, but at least your boat has three new ones to keep y'a occupied.

Wreck 'n Rule, afthole.

Send my muse an anonymous confession || accepting

⚔—;; There's certainly no doubt in his mind who this is from.

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[TFP] Megatron x Wheeljack

Recommend romantic candidates for my muses and see their reaction! | Accepting

⚔—;; What he and the Autobot had could scarcely be called romance, no matter how far one stretched the definition. It was a carnal pursuit of pleasure, one that carried a particular thrill with it; seeing the other come undone around his spike—in spite of how he tried to hide it with his battle mask and muted vocaliser—and having him come back for more no matter how much he insisted otherwise.

"He has his uses," the warlord conceded, before adding: "I have no interest in pursuing more than that."

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From @decepticondoubleagent

Bingo Sheet || @decepticondoubleagent

⚔—;; "An adequate performance, Shockwave."

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Four bingos. Soundwave is most pleased with this outcome.

Bingo Sheet

⚔—;; "Congratulations, Soundwave; you're in the lead so far."

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" I win. What's my prize. Gimme. "

Bingo Sheet

⚔—;; "...I should expect nothing less from my Second in Command."

Your prize, should you choose to accept it, is to make his lap your new perch.

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📏 + Shockwave (35') and Starscream (31') for Bayverse Megs?

Send me 📏 + your muses height and I’ll compare them to my muse!

[height twins!]

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Munday ask: You bring such enjoyment to others with your writing. Are there any specific ships you would enjoy exploring that you currently aren't?

Munday asks || accepting

// Aaa you’re going to make me cry—thank you ;-;

For Animated Megatron I’d love to ship him with Blackarachnia or Isaac Sumdac. Such rare pairs I’m starved for content. Lugnut is also my guilty pleasure with him but my muse bristles at the thought lmao

For Aligned Megatron it’s more difficult for me to answer specifically, mostly because I need to delve more into the dynamics between him and other characters before I get myself attached to anything else. That said, I’m open to shipping him with pretty much any Decepticon. Autobots are trickier, but not impossible. Unless your name is Optimus Prime or Orion Pax, then it’s a hard No from him.

Tyran I really do not see with anyone other than Starscream, honestly. Maybe one day I’ll change my mind but for now that’s how it is -weeps-

Skybound is still new. We shall see where that takes us.

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munday ask: what's your favorite thing to write? plot, genre, however you want to put it. what do you look forward to writing with other people, whether their a new or old partner?

Munday asks || accepting

// It's kinda vague but exploring character dynamics is my jam. Whether it's filling in the blanks between characters who interact in canon, or exploring what could be between those who haven't much—if at all. I like looking at all aspects of it, from serious to silly and everything in between. I like entwining characters' lives in some way and looking at how that affects them in the long term.

I don't necessarily have a genre preference for that; I'll take anything that lets me dive into how characters feel about each other—whether that's in a shipping sense, platonic, enemies, or anything else. Even the many different kinds of leader-subordinate dynamics are such a juicy prospect to me.

This feels like such a non-answer -sobs- but I just really love getting to prod around in Megatron's brain, regardless of the overarching plot.

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for the munday ask! :) what's your favorite genre of music? Any particular songs that have been stuck in your head lately? And what is your current favorite artist?

For Munday, anonymously ask the mun something you want to know about them, their portrayal, or what they will/won’t write || accepting

// My genre preference goes through phases, honestly! Mostly been power metal for the past few years, but last year ended up being my JPop/anime OP/ED era.

Lady Gaga’s MAYHEM album has been sticking with me lately, especially Don’t Call Tonight (thank you for the MegaStar feelings with that one, Nik) and Shadow of a Man.

Lady Gaga is an all time fave, and so are Muse 💜