#☕️👍🏻anon

[cantevenbeachhere]

heck I got my emojis mixed up but YOU GET ME so we're gucci

but I def already asked you about coffee, so I went coffee-alternative

~☕👍

I totally get you! Yeah!

And that makes sense; that was a good idea to go with a coffee alternative. Plus, I love hot chocolate, so it totally works.

[masterjedilenawrites]

🌙 Master Jedi Lena's 2023 Blog Stats 🌙

Soo I'm a nerd who loves to analyze data, even on my day off 🤓 I did a little deep-dive into my posts from 2023 and came up with the following stats for the year...

✨ Number of Posts: 168

Advice/Opinions: 4

Blind dates: 51

Fic Chapters: 10

Headcanons: 34

Rebels commentary: 23

One shots: 13

Polls: 33

✨ Words written: 82,879

Longest: Falling for You (6,219 words)

Shortest: "It's About the Clones" (67 words)

✨ Poll votes: 6,472

✨ Replies: 63

✨ Reblogs: 1,100

✨ Likes: 4,270

✨ Month with the most posts: February (28 posts)

✨ Month with the least posts: October (3 posts)(uh where did I go?? lol)

✨ Top 5 posts by notes:

"It's About the Clones" mini-rant/opinion (399 notes)

Bois & TBB Reacting to S/O Cutting Their Hair headcanons (263 notes)

Who Would Win in a Fight: Maul or Kylo poll (254 notes)

Falling for You Jesse x Reader one shot (215 notes)

Bois & TBB With a Smart S/O headcanons (208 notes)

✨ Total characters written: 115

✨ Top 5 characters written:

Echo (appeared 32 times)

Hunter (30 times)

Wrecker (30 times)

Crosshair (29 times)

Tech (29 times)

✨ Milestones (thanks Tumblr for notifying about these now!):

Feb 14: 2 year blog anniversary 💕

Apr 21: 1,000 followers 👀

Jun 28: 2,500 likes 👍🏻

Sep 16: 1,000 posts 🏆

✨ Misc Stats:

53% came from requests, 46% were of my own volition. The remaining 2 were for fic exchange events, so bit of both.

70% of one shots/fic chapters were reader inserts.

Only 4 NSFW posts.

Maul won all 3 polls I put him in, about fighting or being sexy (or both??)

Post with the most characters: Seeing S/O's Tits for the First Time, 30 characters (why did I feel the need to cram that many in this one?? lmao i'm dying)

✨ Personal Favorites:

8 one shots on May the 4th Be With You... I loved writing each and every one of those stories, and posting them all on one day was just so fun

Blind Date requests... Even though they took me foreverrr, I enjoyed getting to know so many people and brightening their days with pretend dates

Falling For You one shot/fic exchange... I feel so protective of Jesse after exploring his character in this piece. He hardly ever gets picked for anything and I just need everyone to love him now okay.

Lesser-Known Clone Love Languages... I incorporated a lot more other clone characters throughout my writing this year, from Mayday to Blackout, from Waxer to Bly... even Hawk got a line in a fic.

No links for this one, just general appreciation for all the anons and new friends I got to talk with! 🤗 Those posts weren't included in this analysis, but I did stop scrolling to fondly reread our chats about our OCs, queer representation, and name ideas for the Grand Inquisitor.

Sooo yeah! That was my year! 😅 Idk if anyone will really care about any of this but I mainly did this for me anyway. It was a good reminder of just how much I accomplished, all the fun I had, the great community I'm a part of... This blog has been with me through all the ups and downs for the past couple years, and it's genuinely brought me so much joy. I can only hope it's done the same for others ❤️

Happy New Year, y'all! Looking forward to another year of joy, fun, and clone comfort hours ☕️

[artsandjams]

👅 - I wanna take in all of you

🔥 - You’re hot AF

😊 - Your blog makes me smile

😘 - I’d date you

🙈- You make me horny

😈 - I wanna fuck you

🥃 - I’d like to get drunk with you

👍🏻 - Your blog is inspiring

💋 - I wanna make out with you

🍩 - You’re sweet

😍 - I have a serious crush on you

💦 - Your blog make me wet

☕️ - I’d like to get a coffee with you

🍺 - I’d buy you a beer

Hehe 🥰😋 thank you anon 😙

[gossipgirloff1]

🤔 i dont understand the correlation in these two things

Could you explain it anon ?/ bc of sportmans ego they date woman who is making pretty enough to make them satisfy but don’t have life or success without them so someone like ts who is what the anon said provers that sportman can be different

I get it now thank you anon 👍🏻

Yeah Travis could be the other way around (just a hunch don’t have a solid proof) i think there is this thing that people only blame women for using men to climb the fame ladder but we can see some examples of men who use women or men to climb the fame ladder

I think in this industry they need to use each other so that they can get an audience or sympathy from others

And for this the other one always has to get someone who is more famous than other or wealthy ☕️

[bisexualhobi]

Anon give us more tea ☕️ lgbt idol tea? All the genders 👍🏻 and who can even question he was dating tattoo girl? Idols have been dispatch exposed without even being photographed together. Only a member of bts could get exposed like that and have everyone pretend it didn’t happen 😭😭

The way bts are doing that dispatch concert too just confirms that they definitely have shit on them and hybe just keeps them on payroll lmao.... like there's not a doubt in my mind that hybe works overtime to keep all the shit bts does secret and a korean friend told me that there it's well known that k-armys actively bury rumors and evidence.

anon should tell us who's the gay one in the group please cause my money is on hobi but he's so private i don't think even insiders have proof for that

[cantevenbeachhere]

here's a low stakes one:

would you rather eat honey, or maple syrup?

~👍☕

You’re my hero, dude. Thank you.

Okay this one is really easy! If we’re talking like straight out of the container, I could totally do both, but I’d pick maple syrup over honey.

Send me would you rather…

[cantevenbeachhere]

gonna be a giant coffee cup

~☕👍

I expected nothing less from you, dude. It was either that or a barista.

What are you gonna be for Halloween?

[cantevenbeachhere]

opinions on bears?

~☕👍

Bears?

Well, they’re adorable when they’re cubs. Like they’re little fluffy cuties! When they get bigger, I can’t decide if I wanna run from them or wrestle with them.

I kinda wanna wrestle a bear…

[cantevenbeachhere]

☁️

~☕👍

I have been thinking about you recently.

Wait, you have? Like in a good way I hope.

Gosh, ☕️👍🏻 Anon, I’m flattered that I’ve even crossed your mind!

I want you to know it’s always good to hear from you, and I like seeing you around in my mailbox!

Emoji Game 😁

[cantevenbeachhere]

for the writing prompt:

Paint - Artist Ken //(Ken-Ncuti)

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Hey! Great choice! I know exactly what story to tell you!

One of the funnest things about the Kens getting a big Mojo Dojo Casa House was the fact we all could decorate our spaces how we wanted! And for us, that was a big deal because it’s a first for all of us. We’ve never gotten to decorate a home before. So there was a whole lot of buzz around the place as we planned and did whatever we wanted for our spaces.

But I don’t think anybody was more excited about this part than Artist Ken. “My whole life has led to this moment,” he declared with this big, bright look in his eyes. I swear his grin was as big as Barbie Land.

He volunteered to paint everybody’s space as they wanted, and we all had a lot of ideas. But since he’s the expert, we all asked for his opinions too.

“Ken, what do you think about this color combination?”

“Uh hey, Ken? How many colors can I use? And do you think this color matches Beach pretty well?”

“Ken! Is there such a thing as sparkly paint? How would that look on the walls? Too much?”

“Hey, Ken, can you pick a color to best match this blanket I’ve got? It’s my favorite, ya know.”

Dude, I mean, If there’s a cloud above cloud nine? Artist Ken was on it.

Cool Ken’s space ended up being the most messy because he kept changing his mind on what colors he wanted. I was getting really annoyed by it. “C’mon, Ken, you’ve changed your mind more than anyone else here!”

“And that’s saying something,” Artist Ken muttered to himself.

My best friend Ken pointed out, “It’s not like it’s going to be stuck like this forever, you know. You can change it again if you want.”

“Later,” I added. “Much later.”

“I just want it to be amazing,” Cool Ken explained with a huff.

And I just rolled my eyes. “Your space has been covered in hand prints and random paint streaks for weeks, dude. Just pick something so Ken can move on with whatever else he wants to work on!”

“I will! I think I’ve finally figured it out!”

“Thank goodness!” I sighed out.

Cool Ken declared, “I was right the first time. I think I want it with the color combo I chose first. Never doubt your gut instincts, guys.”

I gave Artist Ken a look that said You’ve got to be kidding me. But! He wasn’t even looking at me. He was staring at the random hand prints on the walls. “Hey man, whatcha thinking about?”

He looked at me with an excited grin and said, “I think I’ve figured something out too.”

“What’s that?”

He looked back at the hands and asked, “What better way to make this place ours by leaving our mark?”

Cool Ken asked, “Isn’t that what we’re doing?”

But Artist Ken only laughed.

It wasn’t until our individual spaces were finished that we started decorating the community spaces, especially the living room. We have this big long wall behind the couches and chairs that we left white at Artist Ken’s insistence. Then we each picked one color, painted our hands with our chosen color, and placed our handprints all over that wall. It looks sooooooo cool.

“Dude,” I said with a big grin as I wrapped an arm around his shoulders, “you’re a genius!”

He patted my own shoulder with the proudest grin I’ve ever seen on his face. “Thanks, man.”

Best friend Ken called from right behind us, “Uhhh guys? You both know you’ve left handprints on each other’s clothes, right?”

One shot asks

[cantevenbeachhere]

11?

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11. When’s the last time you held someone’s hand?

Uhhhh….it’s been a while actually.

I think the last time I did was when I performed a very enlightening musical number.

Whole Asks Round

[cantevenbeachhere]

okay, bear with me, a lot of these made me curious so:

4

6

18

21

28

30

~☕👍

Ohhhhhh! Yes! Lots of questions, I love it! Thank you!

Okay okay, let’s go, dude!

4. what flower would you like to be given?

Ummm well, huh. That’s a good question. Okay not to sound cheesy, but if it’s like for romantic purposes, then I would want red roses and/or forget-me-nots. Both of those are really pretty.

But like, if it’s from a friend, then blue hydrangeas or sunflowers. Those are also super pretty, and they make me really happy.

6. say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical).

Okay so that’s six things. *Holds up six fingers* Not three, but okay.

Ummm, so three physical: I think my eyes are pretty; I have the best hair; aaaaand I think I’ve got a great smile. Three non-physical…ummm okay well, I think I’ve got a good sense of humor. I’m a kind person. I hope so anyway. And ummm, I’m a pretty good strategist if I do say so myself.

18. do you still love stuffed animals?

Uh yeah! Who wouldn’t?

21. if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

Huh. Well, uh, I guess I would tell past Ken that he’s Kenough as is…but he needs to learn what it means to be Ken. Not just Ken with Barbie but Ken.

Also that mint chocolate chip ice cream makes his tummy not feel good so don’t try it.

28. hugs or hand-holding?

I think this question meant to say hugs and hand-holding. But if I have to choose, then hugs.

30. what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

Home…hm. Home is sea air, the sound of laughter, stars overhead, the beat of my favorite song, the warmth of the sun, glitter, pink.

Soft asks to get to know people ☺️

[cantevenbeachhere]

📞+🥴?

~☕👍

EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY! My dude! Wuzzuuuuup? How come you didn’t come over for a brewski beer with the others huuuuuh?

Even if it’s not your thing, I got COFFEE! I got loooooooooads of coffee, and you could have as MUCH as you WANT! AND SUGAR?! I’ve got a pletho—a pletho—a bunch of sugar!!

I know how much you love coffee. Like it’s so much your fav, it was on your favorite drink list at least like *counts on fingers* twice.

Forget the mug! Five gallon bucket of coffee? I got it, dude. And it’s already got a handle….though uh it’s not a good handle because it’s on top instead of the sides…

*giggles uncontrollably over the mental image of you drinking coffee out of a five gallon bucket* You look so funny drinking out of a bucket 😂😂 I wish I got a video of it I’d send it to youuuuuu.

Alright, I gotta go now. I gotta call ☕️👍🏻 Anon and see why they didn’t come hang out with us.

Byyyyyyyyyyyye.

Voicemail Asks!

[cantevenbeachhere]

21 for the soft asks please

21. Tea, coffee, or hot cocoa

Oh! Oh well since hot cocoa is thrown in the mix, I’m gonna have to go with that one (sorry ☕️👍🏻Anon) especially with a dash of cinnamon and maybe a little bit of whipped cream on top 🥰

Soft asks🥰

[cantevenbeachhere]

9

25

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9. Favorite ship? Doesn’t have to be specific, could just be a favorite kind of water/spacecraft

Huh. Well, lemme see here. I think my favorite ship would have to beeeeeeeeeeee… I think a cruise ship would be a good choice. I mean like dude. Those are insane!

25. Recommend an instrumental track (any piece of music without lyrics, not specifically an instrumental version of a song)

Oh! Oh oh oh okay uhh let’s see. Oh I know! It’s called Fire Dance, and it’s really fun to listen to.

Random Ask Game

[cantevenbeachhere]

1

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1. Favorite marine animal

I really like dolphins! The dolphins in Barbie Land are so nice! And super fun! I love when I’m at Beach and can watch them play in the water. They know how to have fun. And surf!

Ask me a thing 😁