#☆.answered.

[koriningyou]

“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…” //to muse of muns choice from @burningflamesofhell

Kyo flinched from the contact, pulling the hood of his coat further over his head. He should have known better than to try to mingle with the others on such a busy night. Especially when he was a rather clumsy cat - prime example being now - wearing the booze from someone else’s glass. 

“It’s fine.” the cat chimera mutters quickly, hoping to get out of there sooner rather than later.

@burningflamesofhell

[heresylog]

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[willgrahamscock]

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[wishfulsketching]

I know you’re probably super busy but I HAVE to share this with someone. I found this absolutely insane shirt at my job (thrift store) and it’s been killing me to imagine Silco in it

You can't drop something like this to my askbox and not expect me to draw something

Moms usually drop the kids off to their playdate, time for the dads to meet.

[idcaboutart]

all that remained were fields of dreamless solitude

only you can show me this

[gay]

hi gay

hi whore

[lakecountylibrary]

LIBRARY WRAPPED

You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)

Used our wifi maybe? For something?

Look we actually don't know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.

We don't want to know.

Our gift to you is privacy.

Take it.

Be free.

[lesamis]

are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?

concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me

[fox-bright]

hi any life advice for 21yo

Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.

Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.

Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.

There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.

Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.

Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.

Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.

Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.

Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.

If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.

[koriningyou]

Collaring (for Havoc and Rory) (-experimentalfma)

It had been a few months since the two of them started dating seeing each other. Rory was still adjusting to life without Hughes, but having someone like Havoc so eager to please like a loyal dog, made the days easier to tolerate. 

Rory had to stay late to finish some paperwork, she literally was so close to being done she didn't want to save it for the moment. The office was empty with the others gone for the evening and Hawkeye outside to let Black Hayate run around for a bit. Havoc was the only one who stayed behind to keep the Colonel company – something he was doing more frequently lately.

Leaning back in her chair, she rubs her eyes, the strain from staring at documents all day taking its toll. She uses this time to look around her office, a room she has seen lord knows how many times over the years. She lets her eyes focus on random things throughout the space – her gaze stumbling upon Black Hayate’s collar. When he had an owner like Riza, there was no need for her to formally walk the dog on his leash for his potty breaks. She only used it when they were walking to and from her apartment each day. 

A devious grin forms on Rory's face as an idea crosses her mind. It wasn't often that Rory was the ‘fun’ one, so she knew this would be unexpected. Especially with the possibility of Riza returning back any moment. 

She wastes no time getting out of her chair, her movements almost sultry as she gracefully makes her way to the coat rack where the collar hung abandoned, her heels muffled by carpet beneath them. 

Grabbing it, she saunters back over to the blonde, her fingers grazing along his jawline as she sits on his lap. “so, Jean, are you my good boy?” She coos against his lips, locking the collar securely – but not tightly – around his neck. 

@experimentalfma

[v171]

The only example of straight oppression is the fact that Amsterdam for straight people is associated with the red light district where generally straight men can pay for sex with beautiful European women. However, for gay people, Amsterdam has a legal gay cruising, clothing optional section of a park where gay men can have sex for free in public.

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[willgrahamscock]

YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas