#☆‘𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 (open)

[americasdaughter]

"You have got to be fucking kidding me."

[americasdaughter]

"Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by Bucky and Romanov's bedroom eyes!"

[americasdaughter]

"That awkward moment when you realize you have no idea how you're related to your cousin-stepmom-complicated-as-fuck-person."

[americasdaughter]

"You guys know I swear right? I was raised by Steve Rogers, that whole boy scout never swears thing A) was propaganda and B) was left over from his army days. The man swore all the time!"

[americasdaughter]

"You forgot something."

[americasdaughter]

"Captain America wasn't my father, Captain America is a mantle, an idea. Steve Rogers was my father. He was good and brave and could rant ad nauseam about the Dodgers moving to California. And I miss him every second of every god damn day."

[americasdaughter]

"You know, we're a lot more similar than you'd think."

[americasdaughter]

"Literally, can I catch a break, please? Just a couple of months of peace, that's all I want! Hell, I'll settle for one normal day!"

[americasdaughter]

"I swear, if one more asshole comes up to me and asks if my dad is on the moon!"

[americasdaughter]

"So, since Tony opened the floodgates, everyone is getting a kid now? Where was all these young Avengers when I was a kid, do you have any idea how lonely it was growing up as the only kid on campus? This is some bullshit!"

[americasdaughter]

"Jesus Christ... why do I have to be the adult in this situation?"

[americasdaughter]

"So wait, you're telling me, that dreams are windows into other universes? And that somewhere out there they're really happening? Does that mean, somewhere out there, my mom and dad are together... that we're a family?"

[americasdaughter]

"Are you watching this crap? This is so disrespectful to so many people, not just my dad."

[americasdaughter]

"Who knew being an orphan was genetic?"

[americasdaughter]

"When Captain America throw his mighty shield, all those who chose to oppose his shield must yield! Unless you're a plane, or a bomb, or some ice, or a brain washed buddy, or a spider man!"

[americasdaughter]

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