#⁂ asks !

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

Idea: we somehow train the jackdaws from last year to retrieve the straw from the goat, piece by piece, and then bring it to an undisclosed location. As we gather the straw, we use it to construct our OWN Gävlebocken, which also THE Gävlebocken. Once construction is almost complete, we begin a competing livestream. We nominate a spokesperson to go on the livestream and deliver a villain-style monologue about how the goat must burn. As they begin their speech, you can see on the original live as a jackdaw steals the last bit of straw and flies away, and it ends with the same jackdaw flying onto OUR livestream, dropping the straw into the hand of the monologuer, who then ceremoniously tucks it into the goat. They then walk towards the camera and raise their arms, and as they do, a jackdaw drops a lit match into the straw, and the goat goes up in flames. Exactly two people will watch our livestream, neither of which speak any Swedish or are familiar with the goat, but it will be discovered when the YouTube algorithm picks it up in two years and shows it to everyone. Controversy erupts around the authenticity of the livestream. Video essays and deep dives and icebergs are made. Investigative journalists struggle to find the true story behind all the internet lore that has now been built. The internal editor drama on Wikipedia has never been more intense. Though all of this, we wait. We bide our time. Then, just as people begin to lose interest, we use the channel to post a single video. All it is is ten seconds of a black screen with coordinates on it. People scramble to be the first to get there, and when someone finally does, they find nothing but an empty, snowy clearing. Disappointed, they kick at the snow, and their toe hits something hard. They bend down and unbury it, slowly unearthing what forensics will soon confirm is one of the two-by-fours that had been stolen by a flock of very buff, very well trained jackdaws.

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[meltedmush]

SJ doing his skincreature son's hair please

[mikufigureoftheday]

Miku in fortnite miku in fortnite

The future is now fellow gamers

[charlott2n]

"hrt saved my life!"

before hrt: i'm glad it helped :)

after hrt: hrt saved my life

LITERALLY. YOU DONT EVEN REALIZE

[psin314]

I bet Spite make Lucanis impulse thoughts even stronger like: "Touch Rook massive man tits!"

yeah 😔

[spaghettioverdose]

you can ignore this but your post mentioned punk in the soviet union and i think it would rly benefit tumblr ppl to know more about that. its a perfect example of punk being purely reactionary. bc most of us only have the context in western countries, people dont realize how strongly anti-fascist the USSR was, and when punk started to rise, since its whole thing is Go Against The System (regardless of what the system stands for) that means countless youth buying up nazi helmets and other paraphernalia from ww2. especially in the 90s when the union started falling apart. bc that was the most controversial thing they could do and punk is basically just about being controversial.

my parents had some history books they brought with us when we moved so that's where i first read about soviet/russian punks as a kid and was my first impression of "punk culture". didnt really come across the canadian/american idea of punk until much, much later (high school age). just another reminder that this is an international website and the american experience is not universal. (i know american punk has lots of nazis too but i can only comment on what i have experience with. that comments directed at anyone who's trying to "educate" you on what punk is and isnt)

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[linkcharacter]

Gosh, I LOVEE how you draw Anya! She's so angular and shaped and. I love her!♡♡♡♡ Want to give her many hugs 'cause she deserves it! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

thank you!

[charlobotomy]

most romantic date idea, go!

visit a gender clinic

[ariadne-mouse]

Doodle prompt: Kid Caleb admiring Chetney’s toys through a store window.

Someday, Bren, someday!

[dixons-sunshine]

Ooohh I like these. Please send in a few!

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

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favorite actor? 

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who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

[meltedmush]

Could you please draw YQY playing with or petting his step-skinsonzun

[psin314]

I love your tiny Spite and want to carry him in my pocket.

i think you can do it, he is very pocket sized. :)

[shanastoryteller]

Happy Holidays! Time traveler Percy please!

a continuation of 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

The first dozen or so monsters aren't a problem.

Percy is good at this, has fought a war - has fought in multiple wars - and monsters die a lot easier than gods. He misses his sword and he misses being able to draw on water for power, but the sword he took from the armory is perfectly serviceable and he's been in enough situations where water wasn't available to be able to fight without it.

The problem is geography.

If there was a bottleneck, Percy could slaughter them one by one, or three by three, and be perfectly fine, But the field is too wide and the monsters are too many and they're going to overrun him, they're going to get into camp and kill as many demigods as they have to in order to kill Zeus's daughter.

Percy can't let that happen. He's sacrificed so much to make sure that doesn't happen.

Poseidon has many domains, many titles. King of the sea, power over oceans and creatures and all the water of the world is the most well known. The one that will give him away with no defense he can offer.

But Poseidon is more than the king of the sea.

Percy plants his feet, drawing up the power in his blood, in his bones, both his birthright and something he'd honed and nurtured from the moment he could name it.

He raises his sword above his head with two hands and plunges it into the ground.

The earth rumbles and groans and splits in front of him.

A cavern opens in front of him, the ground cracking as far as he can see in either direction, going deeper than it's possible to go, deep enough that the monsters Hades sent disappear right back where they came from.

He is the son of the Earthshaker.

Percy is trembling from the effort to tear the world in two, but it is his right as the son of Poseidon and the earth will not deny him.

When the monsters are gone, the only thing keeping him up is the grip on his sword. He risks a glance behind him to see Chiron, to see Luke and Annabeth and Thalia, to see dozens of campers armed for battle and standing still.

None of them are looking at him, which is odd. They're looking above him.

Percy tilts his head back and sees something that makes no sense at all.

A shimmering pomegranate floats above his head.

He's been claimed by Persephone.

[frownyalfred]

Weird headcanon,

but B just can't stop posing? Like it's so ingrained in him to strike either a full on "look here is my best angle" kind of pose or a "I'm pretending not to notice the camera this is all natural" kind of pose because he's been in front of the camera literally from the moment he was born. It's just natural to always be camera ready for him

Anyways, this means that all of the (few) pictures people manage to get of Batman, are always either intentionally cryptd level blurry or look professionally taken

Even Superman or Wonder Women have a few bad photos around but not Batman, he's weirdly ready for photos all the time

Bro hasn’t stopped mewing since age 8 and this just translates to an even more intimidating aura while in the cowl

[hootyhoowoo]

i saw a post about art reqs

i humbly ask for a happy white lotus Binghe bc he is my son and i lobe him

(thank you so much for doing art reqs ❤️❤️)

I think lotus Binghe would be happiest when he’s cooking for his Shizun c: