#Rossi rat

[todaysbird]

thank you for your birds but also thank you so much for the rats I love the rats

🫡

[arlo-has-descended-to-dirt]

Nothing to see here just Spencer admiring the ass of the worlds dilfiest dilf

[givemebackmypills]

[goldenphoenix4]

criminal minds quotes that made me laugh

6x18: lauren

rossi: so, if we puncture his self-image, this hood rat will talk

unsub: hey, hey, hey! i ain't no hood rat! you take that back!

rossi: well, you look like one. you smell like one. you smell that?

reid, sniffing the air dramatically: hood rat.

[icras]

i dont want a valentine i just valentinoooo song in da club get marc marquez in there i wanna see what happens

[myrquez]

rosquez reconciliation is just not going to happen like never in their life ever (except, maybe, in just one case. maybe)

and i’m almost sure of that bc. listen. i have so many thoughts and it’s early in the morning and it’s gonna be so messy and i don’t even know if someone has already said this but.

what i’m really convinced of is, valentino didn’t believe marc sabotaged him. i think the whole sabotage story is bullshit. like, it IS really bullshit even for them. it’s as believable as that polleria osvaldo prank.

ofc uccio didn’t check any telemetry shit. ofc valentino didn’t really think marc was sabotaging him in phillip island. marc had a rough start of the season that year, made many mistakes, but at some point he eventually started to get his shit back together and even tho he wasn’t a contender for the title anymore he could’ve been very much of an obstacle put in the middle of the road of his climb to the 10th. that sabotage conspiracy theory really was nothing but a means to “scare off” little marc, to try to make him take a few steps back and get him off the hook or whatever. he NEEDED marc out of the games bc that was his last chance to get his 10th and he truly wanted it at ALL costs. plus, he really loved his silly little mind games. he pulled that shit with gibernau, biaggi, casey AND jorge himself. but it BIBLICALLY backfired bc marc has always been one tough mf and of course he served vale a little taste of his own medicine (showing him what it would have been like to have him as an actual sabotaging agent on track) and OF COURSE he had to show that he wasn’t scared or anything. OF COURSE he had to show that he would’ve never bent down for anybody. should he have behaved differently? probably. but he literally was 22. and it’s not to babey him or anything, it’s how it is. 22 years of age and FIRE in his veins, headstrong, impulsive, and all of that. of course it didn’t end well, that was the only possible outcome, no variations. vale ended up losing his 10th and marc.. well we know what he had to go through

but that’s it. vale’s own ambition outweighed his talent (for mindgames) (quote) and he lost the championship the exact moment he went and poked the wrong bear. vale never felt betrayed, he STILL does not feel betrayed or anything. it’s not about genuine delusions or hurt feelings, it’s about ego, truly. vale doesn’t need and doesn’t want any apology. vale just doesn’t want anyone to reach HIS greatness. HIS status as a god. which is why he ended up being friendly with all of his past enemies on track, they’re out of the games now, of course! they couldn’t (and won’t now) reach his status as a god not even if they wanted to. except for the one that is still riding despite everything he went through

this is why, or at least i think it is, they will never really fully reconcile, IF not, maybe, in just one case: marc retires before he has reached (or surpassed) vale’s number of championships.

even in that case, i wouldn’t be really sure it could eventually happen. but it’s really the only scenario that seems probable to me.

[internetgiraffekid1673]

Miraculous Ladybug Princess Bee AU: Chester Fester (AU created by @princess-of-the-corner OC created by @rachelsshowerthoughts )

That's right, I got sick and revisited this AU to kill time and pain! Meet Chester Fester, an OC created by rachelsshowerthoughts for Cornerverse's Princess Bee AU!

Quick AU Summary: Sometime before a modified season 5 finale that resulted in Lila getting the Butterfly miraculous and inhibiting the current Team Miraculous from using their powers again, Chloe gets kicked out by Andre and sure as hell ain't gonna live with Audrey. She left Paris, went to law school, got therapy, and had a kid named Dawn! The rest of the Miracuclass grew up, remained in Paris, and had a bunch of kids. When personal matters bring Chloe back to Paris, Dawn starts hanging out with all the other Next Gen kids (and she and Emma Dupain-Cheng are gay af for each other). After Adrinette's 3 kids take the miraculous out for a joyride, Lila, who's been doing low-scale cons with the Butterfly Miraculous and battling depression while she attempts to figure herself out, resurfaces and starts causing problems! It's now up to the Next Gen kids to stop her!

Chester Fester is a sweet, if mildly deranged man that Lila met on her travels. He is obsessed with rats who he lauds for reducing food waste, has a very ambiguous moral compass, and is happy to get akumatized for Lila at ANY time. They are absolute besties who have a pretty functional relationship, even if it is fraught with illegal activity.

More info about Chester here!

Check out the Princess Bee tag on @princess-of-the-corner's tumblr for more information about this AU in general.

[reasonablerodents]

prompt: outsider pov on hotchreid :3

I DID 100 WORDS EXACTLY!!!! Somehow I’m actually capable of that lmaoooooooo. This is such a fuckin cute prompt (well…. I made it cute, I have ideas that could be way angstier)

New Love Grows On Trees (G)

Aaron Hotchner/Spencer Reid, David Rossi, Actually 100 Words For Once

* * * * * * * * * *

The change in Aaron was astonishing.

He wasn’t completely different, of course. He was still characteristically focused and stoic, and one glare from him could quiet even the most argumentative local sheriff. He still stayed in the office until ungodly hours too- although that might now be for different reasons, ones that Rossi had accidentally overheard and vowed never to mention.

However, Aaron definitely smiled more often now. Some would be large and general whilst others were much softer, clearly only meant for Reid’s eyes.

Rossi noticed them all; he hadn’t been a founding member of the BAU for nothing.

[inhidingxoxo3637]

Viñales and his folk of children

[todaysbird]

criminals caught starting an unsanctioned cuddle pile

[certifiedbi]

All I'm saying is that if it was Riccardo Rossi was far too comfortable with his sister, like Dani Holgado, I'd understand.

[mrsfilipchibstelford]

[internettoday]

New episode of Weekly Weird News, this time covering

Arthur Knight

Church fined for offering shelter

Bobi the dog

Chicago Rat Hole

Plus the weirdest, wackiest headlines from around the world

[alextydaisuda123]

🥰🥹🤩

HAPPY PIZZA TOWER'S 2ND ANNIVERSARY‼️

Time really does fly, huh?

(Just the characters version)

[sailorholly]

Between Us Pt. 3

Summary: You and Spencer had a casual relationship. A misunderstanding ruins it all.

Pairing: Spencer Reid × F. BAU Reader

Warnings: Friends with benefits. Pregnancy.

See my Masterlist Here

Part Two

The stomach bug you had caught was so strange. You would be perfectly fine, eating whatever you wanted for hours. Then a certain smell would hit you like a ton of bricks, sending you running to the nearest bathroom or trash can.

It had been two weeks and you were still puking your guts up randomly. You made an appointment with your doctor at the end of the week to make sure nothing was seriously wrong with you.

You and the team had to fly out to Colorado for a case. You were so exhausted, you could barely keep your eyes open on the trip there. Penelope texted you for the fiftieth time today checking on you. You insisted you were fine, you just couldn’t get rid of whatever illness you had.

Spencer and Ashley sat across from you, her hands playing with his unruly curls like you used to. When he looked at you, concern written all over his face after you puked in the bathroom, she grabbed his face, pressing a kiss to his lips. That act alone made your stomach turn. Thankfully, Hotch cleared his throat, shooting them a warning glance.

When you finally landed, you were alone with Spencer. Hotch paired you up often because you worked well together. “Are you okay? I’ve been worried about you. You vomited six times yesterday. You’re having trouble holding down anything but crackers and ginger ale. You took a nap on the way here. You’ve never done that.”

“I’m fine, Spencer. Don’t worry about me. You should be worrying about your little girlfriend getting you in trouble for PDA.” He scrunches up his nose. “Are you jealous?” You laugh at that. “No, I’m not. I feel like death, and I don’t want to argue with you. I just don’t want to see you sucking face right in front of me when I’m nauseous anyways. I want to solve this case so I can go home and lay down.” He tried not to bother you with frivolous questions the rest of the day.

The next morning, you felt great. Your skin was glowing, you took time to style your hair and do your makeup. When you walked in the local police station to start work, everyone complimented you. Everyone except for Ashley, who rolled her eyes and seemed annoyed that you didn’t have your hair in a rat’s nest pooled on top of your head with dark circles under your eyes.

You ate all three meals with the team without needing to vomit. You couldn’t believe it was finally over. You decided to call your doctor first thing in the morning to cancel your appointment.

Your joy was short lived, when the next morning you felt awful again. Luckily, you hadn’t called your doctor yet. The day went by quickly. Rossi came up with the information you needed to find the unsub. You slept the whole way home.

You check into the doctor’s office filling out form after form. When the nurse calls you back, she gives you a cup and sends you into the bathroom. You wait in the small room for the doctor. Your heart feels like it’s going to beat out of your chest while you wait for her to come in.

When she finally arrives, she checks your vitals, writing them down on your chart. “How long do I have?” You ask, only kind of joking. She smiles, placing her stethoscope around her neck. “You’re not dying. You’re pregnant! Congratulations! According to the information you gave us, it looks like you’re about six weeks. We will schedule an ultra sound for another time to give you a more accurate prediction.”

You start to tune her out as she continues speaking. Pregnant? How could this happen? You and Spencer were always so careful except… Your mind flashes with memories of that night. How his feverish hands were all over you. How he couldn’t wait to have you so he took you against the wall. How beautiful he thought you looked with his cum dripping out of you. Now those actions had consequences. How were you going to tell him?

Tags

@cindylynn @wheredafandomat @multifandom-worlds @loz-3 @megharat-barnes-reid @kats72 @mochie85 @cakesandtom @spenciesprincess @kimm4710 @tmilover1993 @nomajdetective @cynbx @comboboo @134340ona @wannabewolf @weirdothatwritess @silver-tongue-taken-to-bed @freegardenbanananeck @lover-of-books-and-tea @maybe-not-this @drewsandsebastianswife @lamentis-10 @lizzyk137 @hypotheticallyspeakingwitch @rosylnsworld @amortencjja @ah-blossom

[herpsandbirds]

If it's not too big a task, might I ask for one reptile for each color of the rainbow? 🌈

A Rainbow of Reptiles...

In celebration of Pride!!!

Blue-lipped Sea Krait (Laticauda laticaudata), family Elapidae, Batanes region of the Philippines

Venomous.

photograph by @rupertsreptiles

Kuhl’s Anglehead Lizard (Gonocephalus kuhlii), family Agamidae, found in Java and Sumatra, Indonesia

photograph by Marshall Sastra (@marshallsastra.jpeg)

Eyelash Viper (Bothriechis schlegelii), family Viperidae, Costa Rica

Venomous.

The yellow color variant of this snake is often called the Oropelia.

photograph by Greg Lasley

Sahara Mastigure aka Geyr’s Dabb Lizard (Uromastyx geyri), family Agamidae, found in north Africa

photograph by Manfred Werner 

Black-banded Trinket Snake aka Red Bamboo Snake (Oreocryptophis porphyraceus coxi), family Colubridae, from NW Thailand

This subspecies is sometimes referred to as the Red Mountain Rat Snake.

photograph by Julian Rossi

Sunbeam Snake (Xenopeltis unicolor), family Xenopeltidae, Thailand

photograph by Parinya Herp Pawangkhanant

The iridescence of this snake is the closest I'm getting to a purple herp!