#…or is it?

[shrekgogurt]

on this the five year anniversary of wayward son @rainbowrowell do you care to comment on the disturbing lack of “despacito” in the american road trip book explicitly taking place during summer 2017???????

these anachronisms! smh my head fr fr

[hoodlander]

Billy Butcher was 3 drinks and 10 minutes away from having an affair with Homelander at that Christmas party.

[i-want-tennis-ball]

Blasting midwest emo music in my office while staring blankly at my corkboard and wondering who I am

[loustyleshtommo]

the villain: you can either do as I say while letting the whole world believe you’re a big bully, or I give everyone a copy of the key to your castle. Your choice.

[takemetodragonstone]

sorta been feeling like i’ve been too honest and vulnerable on here lately. gonna start peppering in some lies so i can remain mysterious and unknowable

[mcheung]

imagine if taylor plays high infidelity or dear john or would’ve could’ve should’ve or so it goes on eras sydney or singapore 💀

[jhuzen]

But it seems to me like you'd love to be degraded hm? Like a punishment for you would really be a reward. go write sweetheart and you'll get your "reward-punishment", Maybe I'll even call you a whore, you'll like that won't you😉

PLEASE. OMG 😳 i am on my knees sir ;-;) degrade me 😭

[ilyuu-archive]

saw this and thought of you for some reason <3

mika you’re about a few seconds away from having more trust issues <3

[i-want-tennis-ball]

wow pondering how and why I and the other beings came to be has gotten really tiring, not to mention wondering if my religion is a fraud. I should take a walk to boost my mental state. nothing bad will happen for sure!

[loustyleshtommo]

I think we all know why Louis rarely shows up clean-shaven. He doesn’t age. The beard keeps his vampirism under the radar.

[onceandfuture-dollophead]

me: just gonna write a fluffy fic where Arthur has to save merlin a la true loves kiss

my brain: kill him.

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Nothing.

No, no, no. This couldn’t be possible. It had all made perfect sense, and yet, Merlin continued to lay still on his cot as Arthur clung desperately to him, hoping more than anything for his manservant to suddenly wake up and complain about having to polish armour, or muck out the stables. Anything.

He was gone. Merlin was dead. Why else would that not have worked? Arthur fell to his knees in a heap as he let out a choked scream

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[narke]

found out hes 45 👍🏼 this may be too old for me

[wandaromanova]

taking sugar daddy applications. i need money and working is not it.

[osha-noncompliance]

all is well

[dailymumbojumbo]

mumbo with red eyes... is he a vampire?

Nahh, it’s just redstone ❤️

[miurenne]

is renji your real name?

it can be if you want it to be 🥸