#…or is it?
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i-want-tennis-ball · 5 days ago
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is it a not-tennis-ball?
while I love Not A Tennis Ball, I already have them. Still a great gift and friend thiugh!
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aurelim · 16 days ago
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not me scrambling for gifts three days before christmas
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catt-deactivated20240918 · 28 days ago
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Gonna get pregnant so i can do this
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shrekgogurt · 3 months ago
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on this the five year anniversary of wayward son @rainbowrowell do you care to comment on the disturbing lack of “despacito” in the american road trip book explicitly taking place during summer 2017???????
these anachronisms! smh my head fr fr
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hoodlander · 4 months ago
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Billy Butcher was 3 drinks and 10 minutes away from having an affair with Homelander at that Christmas party.
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loustyleshtommo · 8 months ago
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the villain: you can either do as I say while letting the whole world believe you’re a big bully, or I give everyone a copy of the key to your castle. Your choice.
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takemetodragonstone · 8 months ago
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sorta been feeling like i’ve been too honest and vulnerable on here lately. gonna start peppering in some lies so i can remain mysterious and unknowable
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mcheung · 11 months ago
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imagine if taylor plays high infidelity or dear john or would’ve could’ve should’ve or so it goes on eras sydney or singapore 💀
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jhuzen · 1 year ago
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But it seems to me like you'd love to be degraded hm? Like a punishment for you would really be a reward. go write sweetheart and you'll get your "reward-punishment", Maybe I'll even call you a whore, you'll like that won't you😉
PLEASE. OMG 😳 i am on my knees sir ;-;) degrade me 😭
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i-want-tennis-ball · 5 days ago
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Blog owner birthday coming up!
guess what I want :)
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ilyuu-archive · 2 years ago
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saw this and thought of you for some reason <3
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mika you’re about a few seconds away from having more trust issues <3
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loustyleshtommo · 8 months ago
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I think we all know why Louis rarely shows up clean-shaven. He doesn’t age. The beard keeps his vampirism under the radar.
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onceandfuture-dollophead · 2 years ago
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me: just gonna write a fluffy fic where Arthur has to save merlin a la true loves kiss
my brain: kill him.
[image ID: a wall of text screenshotted from a document. Text reads:
Nothing.
No, no, no. This couldn’t be possible. It had all made perfect sense, and yet, Merlin continued to lay still on his cot as Arthur clung desperately to him, hoping more than anything for his manservant to suddenly wake up and complain about having to polish armour, or muck out the stables. Anything.
He was gone. Merlin was dead. Why else would that not have worked? Arthur fell to his knees in a heap as he let out a choked scream
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narke · 2 years ago
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found out hes 45 👍🏼 this may be too old for me
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wandaromanova · 2 years ago
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taking sugar daddy applications. i need money and working is not it.
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osha-noncompliance · 3 years ago
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all is well
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