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[jujumin-translates]

[A3!] ★ Main Story | Act 14 - DREAM CATCHER | Episode 31 - If You Believe

Ali Baba: “Haagh, haagh, haaah… We managed to make it to the island.” 

Sinbad: “I wonder where we are…” 

Scheherazade: “There’s a path, so people probably live here.” 

Aladdin: “AGHH!!!” 

Sinbad: “What?” 

Aladdin: “There! That’s the castle where I used to live!” 

Ali Baba: “So that’s your parents’ house.” 

Sinbad: “Thank God. I’m glad you’re back home.” 

Aladdin: “No! That’s the castle the wizard took from me!” 

Ali Baba: “Seriously!?” 

Scheherazade: “So does that mean that’s where Aladdin’s wife and the wizard are?” 

Genie of the Lamp: “We’ve been through a lot, but we’ve finally arrived at our destination safely. Anyhow, wipe down my lamp before it starts to rust.” 

Ali Baba: “You really have been like zero help this time!” 

Aladdin: “W-What do we do? Do we go there?” 

Scheherazade: “For now, let’s just make sure your wife and the wizard are really there.” 

Ali Baba: “Right. And after that, we figure out how to deal with them.” 

Aladdin: “O-Okay, let’s go!” 

*Aladdin starts walking but Sinbad stops him*

Sinbad: “Hide!” 

Aladdin: “Awah.” 

Sinbad: “There, look. There’s someone on the balcony.” 

Aladdin: “Ah! My Honey!” 

Genie of the Lamp: “I’ve finally found him! That damned wizard!” 

Ali Baba: “Huh? Do you know him?” 

Genie of the Lamp: “That’s the wizard who imprisoned me!” 

Scheherazade: “Wait, are you telling me that Aladdin and the Genie were looking for the same wizard?” 

Ali Baba: “Well, I guess we’re killing two birds with one stone. Nice.”

Scheherazade: “Will this free you from the lamp?” 

Genie of the Lamp: “No, I have to touch the wizard to break the contract. I wonder if it’s possible that the wizard would just honestly release me from the contract from the start…” 

Scheherazade: “So somehow you need to get the wizard to touch the lamp, huh?” 

Aladdin: “And how can we possibly rescue my Honey…?” 

Ali Baba: “I’ve got a great idea. Genie of the Ring!” 

*Puff of smoke*

Genie of the Ring: “Yep, what can I do for you?”

Ali Baba: “Take us inside that castle! And now you’ll say that’s not possible, so just give me three empty oil jars!” 

Genie of the Ring: “Empty oil jars? As you wi~sh~.” 

*The wish is granted*

Scheherazade: “What are you planning on doing?” 

Ali Baba: “We’ll hide in these oil jars and trade them for that oil peddler’s jars over there.” 

Ali Baba: “That oil peddler seems like he’s headed for the castle, so he’ll be able to get us inside safely.” 

Ali Baba: “Once we’re in, then we’ll sneak away with Aladdin’s wife.” 

Scheherazade: “I see. I’m surprised you thought of that, Ali Baba. But why only three?” 

Ali Baba: “It’d be dangerous for you, Scheherazade, and in case the worst happens and we all get caught, you’ll be waiting outside with the Genie of the Lamp.” 

Sinbad: “What will the Genie of the Lamp do?” 

Ali Baba: “Ahh…” 

Genie of the Lamp: “Taking my lamp to the wizard would be dangerous. Do not worry about me.” 

Ali Baba: “Genie of the Lamp…” 

Scheherazade: “I’ve got a great idea.” 

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Soldier: “The hell are you doing?” 

Scheherazade: “I am a traveling dancer. I wish to see the great renowned wizard…” 

Soldier: “Hmph, very well. Come in. But if you perform a boring dance, you’ll be kicked out immediately. So be prepared.” 

Scheherazade: “...”

*Footsteps*

Sinbad: “I never thought she’d disguise herself as a dancer.” 

Ali Baba: “Is she gonna be okay…?” 

Sinbad: “Once the Genie of the Lamp is freed, I’m sure he’ll be able to do something if necessary.” 

Aladdin: “Right now, we need to find my Honey as soon as possible.” 

Ali Baba: “Right, Scheherazade has the wizard’s attention, so now’s our chance.” 

Ali Baba: “Let’s hurry. If I screw this up, she’s gonna take it out on me later.” 

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Aladdin’s Wife: “Aladdin…?” 

Aladdin: “My Honey! I’ve come to save you!” 

Aladdin’s Wife: “Ahh, it really is you!” 

Ali Baba: “Okay, let’s head to where Scheherazade is!” 

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Wizard: “Hmm, you’re quite the dancer.” 

Scheherazade: “Then allow me to continue with a rare dance of the lamp.” 

Wizard: “Dance of the lamp?” 

Scheherazade: “Go, Genie of the Lamp!” 

Genie of the Lamp: “Right!” 

*Scheherazade throws something*

Wizard: “W-What!? T-This is…!” 

*The Genie of the Lamp is freed and the lamp shatters*

Genie of the Lamp: “Yay--!! I’m free--! Freedom is the best--!! Woooo!” 

*The Genie of the Lamp runs off*

Scheherazade: “Hold on, wait, Genie of the Lamp, where are you going!? Don’t just leave me!” 

Wizard: “You little… You conspired against me.” 

Scheherazade: “Not good…” 

Ali Baba: “Scheherazade!” 

Scheherazade: “Ali Baba!” 

*Magic appears*

Wizard: “You bastards, you think you can just break into my castle and get away with it!?” 

Aladdin: “HIIIEGH!” 

Ali Baba: “Genie of the Ring! Do something about the wizard!” 

Genie of the Ring: “‘Do something’ you say… I can’t do anything too big, y’know.” 

Ali Baba: “Something small, something small… Make the wizard stub his toe on the wardrobe!” 

*The wish is granted*

Sinbad: “Something small…!” 

*Bonk*

Wizard: “Ow…! That really hurt!” 

Scheherazade: “That was surprisingly effective.” 

*Magic appears*

Wizard: “You bastards…!” 

Aladdin: “Waah, he recovered quickly! Umm, then… Put a hair in the wizard’s mouth that he can never get out!” 

*The wish is granted*

Wizard: “W-What is that in my mouth-- It’s just slightly annoying!” 

Sinbad: “His magic weakened!” 

Ali Baba: “Keep it coming! Now make the wizard’s lips dry and chapped!” 

*The wish is granted*

Wizard: “--Pth. Quit mocking me--! I’ll take care of you all in one go!” 

*Magic is cast*

Aladdin: “Uwaahh, no more! Someone save us!” 

Genie of the Lamp: “Apologies, apologies, sorry to have kept you waiting!” 

Ali Baba: “Genie of the Lamp!” 

Scheherazade: “Where the hell did you go!?” 

Aladdin: “Huh, are you here to save us?” 

Genie of the Lamp: “I am no longer bound by a master-servant relationship. For the sake of my friends, I am willing to do this much!” 

*The Genie casts magic*

Wizard: “GYAHHH!” 

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Aladdin: “Thank you so much. It’s thanks to you guys that I got my Honey and my castle back.” 

Ali Baba: “I’m glad.” 

Scheherazade: “Keep an eye out for the wizard.” 

Genie of the Ring: “Don’t worry, I’ll protect the both of them.” 

Ali Baba: “That’s not very reassuring…” 

Sinbad: “Well then, it’s about time for me to go.” 

Ali Baba: “What are you planning on doing after this, Sinbad?” 

Sinbad: “I had the Genie of the Lamp bring back my ship that was adrift.” 

Sinbad: “I’m thinking of starting up a business digging up that diamond ore from the valley of serpents and selling it.” 

Ali Baba: “But there were so many huge snakes there, how are you gonna…?”

Sinbad: “I figure if I use raw meat as bait, that giant bird will dig it out for me.” 

Ali Baba: “You’ll turn everything into a profit, won’t you?” 

Sinbad: “You should start thinking of ways to get some stable work, Ali Baba. I’ll hire you if you want.” 

Ali Baba: “I refuse. I’m planning on setting out again in search of the fantastical paradise oasis.” 

Scheherazade: “You never learn, do you? I mean, did you even ask the wizard about the oasis?”

Ali Baba: “AGH!! I FORGOT…!!” 

Scheherazade: “I can’t believe you…” 

Sinbad: “Are you okay, Scheherazade?” 

Scheherazade: “It’s fine. There’s no fixing him, so I’ll just have to go with.” 

Genie of the Lamp: “I also don’t have any particular plans, and that sounds interesting, so I’ll follow along.” 

Ali Baba: “Alright, now, let’s set off to the fantastical paradise oasis!”

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[asordinaryppl]

A3! Main Story: Part 4 - Act 13: Budding Spring - Episode 24: Wishing For A Family

!! further context for this chapter can be found in the moon traveler event story! translations up till chapter 9 by izumi-fanclub is here and by prideoftheknights here!

Chikage: Be careful on your way home.

Employee A: Hm? You’re not on the same flight as us, Utsuki-san?

Chikage: I have some business to take care of, so I changed my flight to tomorrow.

Employee A: Is that so? You were a big help this time, thank you so much!

Employee B: It’s thanks to you that the business negotiations went smoothly. Their attitude towards us softened with you here.

Employee B: There’s a lot to be said about the power of words, huh?

Chikage: I’m glad I could be of help.

Employee A: We’ll be leaving, then.

Chikage: (With that done… The next bus is coming soon.)

-

Chikage: (It’ll take some time getting there, so I guess I’ll get some work done.)

Chikage: …

[Keyboard keys clicking]

-

Driver: << Have a nice trip! >>

Chikage: << Thank you. >>

Chikage: (As I expected, I don’t pass as a local dressed like this.)

Chikage: (It’s been almost 20 years, hasn’t it��?)

Chikage: (The scenery has changed quite a bit since then. I shouldn’t expect it to be the same after so long, though…)

Chikage: (For now, I should go to a place where people like to gather…)

-

Shopkeeper: << Welcome. >>

Customer A: << I got a real shock! >>

Customer B: << No, seriously. >>

Customer C: << Dad said he’ll take some time to get here. >>

Customer D: << Let’s eat ahead of him then. >>

Customer E: << What should I eat… >

Customer F: << I’m not even that hungry yet. >>

Chikage: (How nostalgic. Just sitting here has me listening to various languages from left and right.)

Chikage: (It’s a great place for multilingual input.)

Chikage: (If our theater company wants to increase our overseas audience in the future, supporting many languages is important…)

-

Chikage: (If I stay here too long, I’ll miss the bus.)

-

Chikage: (There’s a lot of graffiti on this wall… Was there this much before?)

Chikage: (It doesn’t seem like the public security has worsened any.)

Resident: << This part’s already full. Unless you wrote in real small letters, it’d be impossible for you to fit anything in. >>

Chikage: << Does the graffiti here have some kind of meaning? >>

Resident: << Ah, so you don’t know. They say that if you write your name on this wall, your dreams will come true. >>

Residents: << Even tourists started writing things here. >>

Resident: << Though the owner of this place doesn’t seem to care, so everything just stays here. >>

Resident: << At first there were only one or two names written here. >>

Chikage: — —

Chikage: (This one’s my name…)

Chikage: (There’s only one person who’d do something like this, and there’s no mistaking this handwriting—)

-

“Hey.”

“Do you have a family?”

“Do you have a dream?”

-

Chikage: …

Chikage: (Your dreams will come true, huh… Did the rumor come first? Or was my name written here first?)

Chikage: (Good grief, I could never tell what that person was thinking.)

Chikage: (My dream, huh… You could say that I was able to come here because it came true, in a way.)

Resident: << Hm? I feel like I’ve seen your face before… No, you just resemble someone I used to know. >>

Chikage: ?

Resident: << You look a little like an old coworker of mine. Your smile, especially. >>

Resident: << Though he passed away about a decade ago. >>

Resident: << His wife got sick and died several years ago… They had a son, but I think they entrusted him to someone far away. >>

Chikage: << … I had heard that some distant relatives of mine live around this area, so there might be some connection. >>

Resident: << Might be. If his wife were still alive… I’m sure she’d be happy. >>

Resident: << A long time ago, when I asked her about her son, she told me she’ll never see him again, but that she hopes he’s not alone. >>

Resident: << Looking at you makes me feel like I just met their son. >>

Chikage: …

Chikage: (They did what they wanted till the very end.)

Chikage: (I didn’t feel like they loved me. I don’t even know if I loved them.)

Chikage: (When I was a kid, they loomed over me like a large, undeniable existence. Even after they left me, even after time passed, they remain imprinted on me like a sludge stain that can’t be removed…)

Chikage: (But, I see… I don’t have to look at this name anymore.)

Chikage: (This name doesn’t exist anywhere in this world.)

Chikage: (... Just what is this feeling? It’s not nostalgia, or sadness, or even relief.)

Chikage: (It’s like there’s a small space in my heart… And this fits perfectly in there.)

Resident: << Since they might be your distant relatives, do you want to visit their graves? >>

Chikage: << — No, the bus will be coming soon. I have to hurry back to my family. >>

Resident: << Is that so? Have a safe trip. >>

Chikage: << Thank you very much. >>

-

Chikage: (... I don’t think anyone will be on right now.)

UC has entered the chat UC: I’m about to go to a hotel near the airport. taruchi: good work UC: Ah, I see. You’re not that far from where I am, are you? taruchi: i think i’m between japan and where you are taruchi: how did your new challenge go? UC: Who knows? I do know that I’m glad I came here, at least.

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I tried the A3! Ship chart except my brain is always on overdrive so I don't know what's going on. Everything here is under aspec lens so nothing is romantic unless stated otherwise.

Detailed explanation under the cut.

This basically means that they have a label on their relationship but they're alterous. I think BanTsumu are boyfriends and possibly married in the future. To be honest, I don't really care what their labels is but I think they're the type to put a name on their relationship.

Established:

BanTsumu is my ultimate OTP, I just like the peaceful vibes they give. Tsumugi becomes a lot more playful when he's around Banri and Banri is uncharacteristically always tied around Tsumu's little finger. They're polar opposites but they find comfort in each other like how Banri helped calm Tsumugi down with a cup of coffee when he was nervous and how Tsumugi makes Banri feel safe enough to release his worries. As an aspec mf their dynamic feeds my soul!

Romantic:

1. SakyoIzu: they're not really my top choice but if I'm gonna ship them, I think they would be romantic.

2. TaiYuki: Taichi definitely has the fattest crush on Yuki and I think once he realizes it, he's gonna want something more out of it.

3. TsumuHaru: Tsumugi and Haruto just scratch an itch in my head😔 I think they're the type of couple who tease each other endlessly, act like they're done with each other's antics, and they constantly bicker but at the end of the day, they understand each other most.

OTP:

1. ChikaIzu: MY ALTEROUS BELLS 🫶 RING SO HARD FOR THESE TWO. They are family and they would do anything for each other. They're not shy to reach out when the other needs help, they make promises with each other, they have a playful dynamic, they bond with each other even in the most mundane settings... MY BRAIN JUST HURTS WHEN I THINK OF THEM because I want what they have!!!

2. AzuTasu: Tasuku is just so down bad for Azuma, man. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THE ENTIRETY OF NOCTURNALITY? Not only that, Tasuku is DENSE but for some reason, he's always one step ahead of comforting Azuma. Also, why does he call everyone by their last name EXCEPT AZUMA 😭 LIKE WHAT THE HELL? Don't even get me started with Azuma's semi playful flirting and Tasuku just responds in the most sincere way THEN AZU GETS ALL FLUSTERED? Whenever these two interact, I just want someone to punch me.

3. HisoIta: I saw this ship one day, thought about it for 10 minutes, and hopped in the ship. I love the idea of spoiler x spoiled. Itaru is SO good at spoiling people and Hisoka is like a cat that needs to be spoiled rotten. Hisoka is also the type of person who will let you do your thing but he'll try to help you in his own terms when he feels like you need help. I like that cause I think Itaru likes his own space and pace so Hisoka is perfect for that!!

4. ME AND KASUMI : look, I know her wife died and I'm sorry but like... If the triplets need a stepmom just hook me up.

Like:

1. JuTen: I just love the mutual respect they have for each other 🛐

2. HisoSaku: TWO ANGELS TOGETHER IS NEVER THE WRONG MOVE!!! Hisoka has this vibe that he's always carrying something heavy and I think whenever he's around Sakuya, he relaxes and he likes watching over how pure Sakuya is about everything. I think if Sakuya asks Hisoka for a favor, he would skip his sleep just to fulfill it.

3. BanSaku: THESE TWO JUST.... *SQUISH* I have no words except AHHHHHHH KEEP LOOKING OUT FOR EACH OTHER!!!

4. TenSaku: Tenma's crush on Sakuya in Act 1 never died on me. Sakuya's acting was acknowledged to not be the best at that time but he just saw how pure and passionate Sakuya is for acting so he felt inspired. HE TALKED TO HIM TO RESPECTFULLY TOO LIKE 🙉🙉 Y'all make me crazy.

5. CitoTsuzu: Citron please keep looking after our playwright boy. He may complain all the time but he looks up to you so much and I know you adore him for all he is.

Poly:

1. Fuyupoly: Fuyu is so unserious 💀 I know they're supposed to be the mature group but I swear I was never fully sold on that idea. I think they'd all live together with their shenanigans until they die.

2. CitoIzuChika: This is kinda complicated but like Citron and Izumi are bros, super tight bros, they always go out together and hang out— everyone is convinced they are together. Chikage and Izumi are the same but their dynamic is more serious than the crackhead energy CitoIzu gives. At one point, they just started going on dates together and now they have this giant queerplatonic poly/polybromantic thing going on.

I do not know how my brain cooked this up so please don't ask.

BroTP:

1. MukuYuki: MY BABIES 🫶 I want them to be there for each other forever

2. KumoAzuShift: The Bois hanging out.

3. TaiAza: the bois hanging out 2. Azami better be Taichi's wingman for Yuki!

4. BanIta: I think this is very common but it's mostly because of their gaming ventures.

5. BanTen: Their interests line up really well and I just love watching them talk tbh

6. ChikaIta: Please roast each other even more 🤗 also, Chikage is Hisoka's brother but Hisoka is with Itaru. I like them getting along but also I like Chikage being like "what the fuck" everytime he sees a new side of Hisoka when he's with Itaru. Maybe we can have either side ranting to Chikage about their relationship problems and Chikage is like "just fucking talk to each other my god".

7. MasuSaku: THE OG LEADS

8. MasuTange: Tangerine is so cute and I love love love him with Masumi. Masumi is so >:( while Tangerine is a ball of sunshine!! I need more interactions with the two of these!! LIKE AT LEAST SHOW US THEM CALLING EACH OTHER 😭

9. CitoIzu: MY ULTIMATE BRO OF ALL BROTPs! 🛐 These two will probably do anything together and I mean anything. I'm convinced they'd get married while skydiving just to prove a point they're making. They are besties who enable each other's bad ideas 😍 and I love it. My favorite genre is dumbasses being dumbasses.

NOTP:

1. JuBan : I don't hate JuBan but I have bad experiences with JuBan fans that kinda ruined the ship for me :( I'm sorry it's not them, it's the fans that terrorize my BanTsumu posts in the past.

Parent:

1-4. Kumon and Muku w Guy and Tsumugi: I just want the winter adults to look after my chaotic chuunibyou son and his cute but equally chaotic cousin. Guy looking after anyone in general is adorable to be honest and I like Tsumugi's teacher side.

[glyhpsrfvckincol]

Hello! ✨️

I have 8 questions for you:

Q1: Is your request box is still opening TOH x female reader headcanons and oneshots?

Q2: Do you have request rules for TOH x female reader headcanons and oneshots?

Q3: Can you accept prompts and songfics for request?

Q4: Can you accept yandere moments for request?

Q5: Can you accept suggestive moments like neck kisses, makeouts and hickey for request? I am sorry for asking an awkward question. 😅

Q6: What are your thoughts on Hunter (TOH)?

Q7: What are your favorite The Owl House characters you admire? Mine is Hunter!!!! 💕

Q8: What are your least favorite The Owl House characters you hate? Mine is Emperor Belos!!! 😡

A1: Of course! If you specify readers gender, than I’m happy to accommodate the pronouns used, but otherwise, I try to keep it gender friendly!

A2: Honestly, don’t even know 😭😭 I think the only thing I’m not comfortable with is bodily fluids (other than blood and saliva (does tears count)) and S/A actively happening. But if it’s passed experience or the reader dealing with the emotions of whatever happing. Fics may be able to take off right from after it happen idk

A3: Yes, but it takes me much longer to write out fics than do headcanons cause my brain barely likes to think.

A4: Yes, but I’ve never really written for Yandere, except one cringy Yandere! Steve Rogers x willing! Reader I did on an old tumblr account

A5: I mean, I’m currently writing about hunter and his sex moments with reader so I’d say I’m past the point of being comfortable lmao💀

A6: He’s my wife. He is my bbg. I just get so many requests for this dude, and I love him so much but like, there’s so many!

I just checked how many requests I currently got and holy fuck it’s 20! Like 12 of them are hunter I bet.

A7: Tinella Nosa.

I rest my case.

Okay okay, on a more serious note, though I do love Tinella Nosa, my favourite character/s are either King, Gus or Luz! I just love them so much!!!!!!!

A8: Odalia.

[dadjokestop]

Say cheese! Ever heard the one about what you call cheese that isn't yours? It's a classic dad joke that goes, "Nacho cheese." In this SEO-optimized blog post, let's slice into the layers of humor, explore the delectable wordplay, and uncover the cheesy secrets behind why this jest has been melting hearts and triggering laughter. The Essence of the Nacho Cheese Jest At the heart of this dad joke lies a flavorful play on words, capitalizing on the double meaning of "Nacho." On the surface, it refers to the popular Mexican dish, nachos, which often come smothered in gooey, irresistible cheese. Simultaneously, it morphs into a pun by turning "Not your" into "Nacho," suggesting that the cheese doesn't belong to the person making the joke. The humor hinges on the delightful wordplay that blends the culinary with the comical. Analyzing the Cheesy Humor 1. Pungent Wordplay The brilliance of the joke is in its wordplay. By transforming "Not your" into "Nacho," the punchline ingeniously creates a fusion of the possessive and the culinary, resulting in a pun that's as cheesy as it gets. The unexpected twist of language tickles the taste buds of the mind, leaving a savory aftertaste of laughter. 2. Everyday Relatability The choice of nachos and cheese adds an element of relatability. Most people have encountered nacho cheese at gatherings, parties, or snack times. The joke taps into the shared experience of enjoying this popular dish, making it relatable and accessible to a broad audience. It's the kind of humor that transcends cultural and culinary borders. FAQs: Navigating the Queso Quest of Laughter Q1: What's the primary humor in the Nacho Cheese joke? A1: The humor arises from a clever play on the double meaning of "Nacho," turning "Not your" into "Nacho" to suggest that the cheese isn't yours. Q2: Why do dad jokes often involve wordplay? A2: Wordplay introduces an element of surprise and cleverness, essential components of dad jokes that aim to elicit light-hearted laughter. Q3: Can you provide more examples of jokes with similar linguistic twists? A3: Certainly! Another example could be, "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!" Q4: How does the relatability of food enhance the humor in jokes? A4: Relatability creates a connection between the joke and the audience's experiences, making the humor more accessible and enjoyable. Q5: Are there cultural variations in humor related to food jokes? A5: While cultural nuances can influence the reception of food jokes, the universal theme of enjoying familiar dishes often makes them relatable across cultures. Q6: Can dad jokes improve mood and well-being? A6: Yes, studies suggest that laughter, induced by humor such as dad jokes, can have positive effects on mood, stress levels, and overall well-being. Q7: What's the significance of using everyday objects in humor? A7: Using everyday objects in humor grounds the joke in relatable experiences, making it accessible to a wide audience and fostering a sense of shared understanding. Q8: How can one create their own food-themed jokes? A8: Experiment with the names of foods, play with culinary terms, and look for opportunities to blend everyday scenarios with food-related wordplay. Q9: Are there variations of the Nacho Cheese joke? A9: Yes, variations exist. For instance, "What do you call cheese that isn't yours during a music concert? Nacho cheese, it's nacho turn to pick the playlist!" Q10: Can food-themed humor be appreciated by audiences of all ages? A10: Absolutely! The simplicity and universal appeal of food-themed dad jokes make them enjoyable for people of all ages. Wrapping Up the Quesadilla of Humor So, the next time you find yourself faced with nachos and a side of laughter, remember the dad joke that turns cheesy situations into comedy gold. Food-themed humor, with its blend of wordplay and relatability, proves that laughter is the perfect spice for any occasion.

Now, go ahead and enjoy the queso quest of laughter!

[ramblings-of-a-non-human]

My parent recently got engaged. He chose a human woman. I have met her on several occasions, she seems nice, and I know that many of my older siblings and cousins have been encouraging him to propose for some time now, at least several years.

I am not sure what this means for our family. “Parent” is the term assigned to the family's head. The last one had a human wife as well, though that ended rather poorly. I had only seen her on one occasion, and we never spoke. This time is different, I have spoken to my parent's fiancé, she is a nice woman, and seemed interested in getting to know some of us.

I am unsure of what sort of relationship she may or may not seek with the rest of the family. It’s a bit difficult to explain the one she currently has without going into detail about how our family is set up- I will try to keep it brief.

There are three sections, which I shall call A,B, and C. Each section then has various pods. I am part of section A, and I am in pod 1. Some pods also contain factions, which mine does not.

The human spends the most time with pod A3, the pod our parent hails from. Many of them are not particularly fond of her, as she was at one point assigned to oversee their training. Most do not take well to having their training overseen by an outsider (my pods training is currently overseen by our older sister, for example) and the fact that she was largely only given the task due to her relationship with our family's head certainly does not help matters.

Still, some are incredibly fond of her, and I have a hard time disliking anyone that makes my parent so happy. I am set to complete training soon, so I shall be seeing much less of my family. It will be strange not to be present as new members are vetted, to not know my new siblings and cousins. I will enjoy the time I have remaining with all of my siblings, and do my best to keep contact, as one of my older sisters has done for me.

[hazel-of-sodor]

Day 25-Story:Legacy

Day 25 Storm

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Legacy

January 2008

Dorothy sat, watching the engine warm. It had been 52 years since there had been one of its kind had ran the railways, but tomorrow was the big day. Dorothy just knew Arthur would have loved her. Of course one didn't know for certain whether an engine was a female or not until it awoke, but she had a good feeling she was right. Many of the trust thought the engine would be male, but all the engines agreed with her, and they often seemed to have a sense about such things. 

Fifteen years of work, and It would end tomorrow. A new Peppercorn A1 would live and breathe for the first time in nearly seventy years, by all accounts there had nearly been a brawl at the NRM over who got to attend her steaming. Well... Other than Scotsman. The Lner A3 had all but adopted the engine from the moment the first frame was cut.

A flicker of color caught her attention. Her eyes widened, it was impossible! The engine hadn't even built up pressure yet!

Nonetheless another flicker flashed over the smokebox.

Dorothy smiled despite her racing heart, it seemed tomorrow wasn't soon enough for someone.

She stood slowly, "Get another engine here, and quick!" She called. A few of the volunteers looked up startled. She walked up to the engine and laid a hand on the buffer, "Shes waking up."

The volunteers sat there for a second before her words processed. Then they were nearly falling over themselves, scrambling into the sheds to call for another engine.

The flickers slowly grew stronger, minute before minute. A 125 pair rolled into the yard and stopped a short distance away, while a 801 watched curiously from the distant station platform.  

A volunteer ran out of the shed to her. "A steam excursion was nearby. They've agreed to divert."

A deep whistle resounded in the distance,  Dorothy smiled, she recognized the sound all too well. The whistle echoed again, much closer this time.

A long passenger train shot into the station, barely stopping at the end of the platform with the sound of screeching brakes. The large engine at its head was uncoupled quickly, the massive 6'8" drivers rolled the engine effortlessly across the yard. The volunteers stared in awe as the deep blue pacific came to a stop just in front of the waking engine. But he paid them no mind, focusing instead on the flickering smokebox in front of him. Buffer to buffer the engines shapes were nearly identical at a glance, showing their shared ancestry. 

Finally the flickering stopped as Tornado took her first breath. She resembled the engine before her, but sleeker, with a more rounded nose. Her eyes fluttered open slowly, before they locked onto the large engine before her.

The North Western's number four smile., "Hello young one, I am Gordon. I have been waiting so very long to meet you." A happy tear rolled down the old Pacifics cheek.

"Hello!" The young engine chirped happily, "You're very big!" She sounded in awe.  A cheer rose up around them as she spoke, causing the engine to look around in surprise.

Dorothy chuckled, "As are you young Tornado."

Tornado glanced down, noticing her for the first time. "Hi! Is that what I am? A tornado?"

Dorothy chuckled, "No my dear, Tornado is your name. You are a Peppercorn A1 pacific. A type of steam engine used by the LNER."

"Are you a A1 too?" Tornado asked Gordon curiosly.

"I was built a Gresley A1 my dear, a predecessor to your class." He smiled at her confused expression. "Your class is a later one, based on my own."

"Does that make you my brother?" Tornado asked curiously.

Gordon suddenly found it hard to speak past the lump in his throat, "Nothing would please me more little one."

He glanced down at Dorothy. " This is Mrs. Dorothy Mather, she was your designers wife. She is the leader of the team who built you."

"Hello!" Tornado said again. Dorothy chuckled at the energy of the young engine. She could tell this one would be a handful. As she stood between the first LNER Pacific and the last, she knew she wouldn't have her any other way.

[bigballersdaily]

That anachavesworld page on here and the we.fw_anamontana page is really random cause why are you riding that hard for someone like that? That’s gotta be her and what made me brought this up is cause there’s this page on ig called chicagobullsbig3 basically posts about Michael Jordan and there’s always this one person under the post their name is king_ami_iam and they are always talking about Juanita Jordan (Michael Jordan’s first wife) calling her a fat divorcee and how she has nothing and how the queen Yvette prieto is better than her. + this has to be the same person on lsa (lip stick alley) saying the same shit I mean TRASHING Michael Jordan’s black kids especially his daughter Jasmine here’s some links so you can see you’ll start to see as you click the pages scroll https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/does-mj%E2%80%99s-wife-yv%E2%82%ACtt%C2%A3-pri%E2%82%ACt0-have-cleaners-on-here.4863200/page-2

https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/michael-jordan-and-wife-in-croatia.4646239/page-9

But anyways it just really makes you think like whoever is doing this for Ana has to either be

-One of her friends, -Ana herself, -Melo fans, -Melo just think on it, -Or one of melo fans young fans to be exact trying to accept the fact since they can’t be with Melo they can try to turn Ana into this wonderful amazing woman (which she is not) to cope with it.

But overall my thoughts on both situations especially with Michael Jordan’s wife that’s gotta be Yvette cause that’s random as hell like who would be fighting this much over Yvette I’m- like she’s gonna have to do a better job at hiding her identity. And I think the same for Ana although some of the other ideas I’ve listed above could be the same as well (including Yvette’s situation as well) but owner what do you think? I think if etc blah blah is so rich and happy then why you mad about yo man sis?

I’ve talked to the Ana page on here and they’re actually pretty nice. The page was made in response to all the hate that Ana has been getting which I don’t think is necessarily a bad thing. People make pages for Wags all the time

[miru-n]

★A3! BD Scout has begun!★

The June Birthday Premium Tryouts have begun! Today (6/5) is your only chance to get a birthday-themed SSR of Miru! Or is it? Check in-game for all the details!

I usually just do silly doodles for my birthday, but hey, spoiling myself is not bad every once in a while hehe

Imma rambles about my self insert and what i put on these fake Glitter card, this will be long so no need to read this~

First, I'll talk about flower motif!

I choose hydrangea as my flower motif for my a3 self insert.

Hydrangea is one of my favorite flower, along with Hyacinth and Orchid.

My knowledge on hanakotoba is basically 0 lol but i feel like hydrangea resonates more with me, both the positive meanings (desire to understand others, sincerity/honesty) and the negative meanings (boastful, distant, bitter, regret).

When I was a kid, grandma told me the story about the Japanese emperor used the flower to show how sincere he is on his apology to his wife? Someone idk. And she also told me that one story someone burried a dead body and then bright colorful hydrangeas started to bloom on the patch where the body got burried. The duality lol

I also love this fun fact about hydrangea because honestly? Mood. I'm needy and clingy, so i love affection ww. But if you shower me with too much love? I go bye-bye lol

I had a hard time making the symbol of the flower for the card that fits with the other characters flower symbol, but i managed to make with the same style. I used photos bellow as my reference

Second, backgrounds for the unbloom card!

Drama card because other June boys' Glitter cards are Comedy and Action. Ok easy.

When making the card, I keep in mind if I can stitch my card with other characters.

Green on left because previous birthday in a3 was Citron. Yellow on left because Misumi's birthdaybis next after mine (mine's 5th June, his is 6th hehe).

The star balloons is such a coincidence on technical wise lol. Misumi got them on his unbloom card, that's one of the excuse why I put those. But! I love stars so it works out well when making my unbloom card lol. I love stars, but I can't identify any star or constellation if my life depends on it ww the only constellation I know is Gemini. Which is a coincidence because it's also my zodiac. So that's why from all the random balloon stars and the glittery star accessories on the background, you can spot Gemini on bottom left.

If you see on bottom right, you might notice something that does not look like a star or constellation.

It's the symbol of High Priestess. Besides star, I also love tarot ww. I was so into tarot on my middle school era and still got a deck of tarot cards on my table (blame Persona 3). Everytime I do a tarot reading by myself, from random internet quiz, from an actual tarot reader, that fucking card always pops out. And the way it reads always pissed me off www even more pissed because everyone I know said 'yeah that's so you/oof that sounds just like your luck'. WTF DOES THAT MEAAAN AHDJDKAKA. Anyway my self insert arcana on Persona Series is The High Priestess so... LOL

Purple is one of my favorite color (besides yellow, red and black). So I just decide purple as the background color

And last but not least, the bloomed card!

Tried to do the same concept of using mirror to symbolize my zodiac like the other June boys.

Why is the glass art contains Mondrian art and not just my flower motif like other characters? I want something obnoxious to scream 'hello i'm an artist' lol. I wanted to do Alphonse Mucha art (since he is my favorite old timer artist) with beautiful hydrangeas as the glass art.

........But i still love my hands ok, not today carpal tunnel. So I noped out and settle with Mondrian instead (flashback to uni year where I got assignment to mimick your favorite artist and god do I regret loving Alphonse Mucha's art. Atleast I got A on that class so it paid off 🕺)

The gold patterns on my Glitter outfit is a Batik pattern! Hohoho Indonesia History time for anyone who still read up to this point! I took Batik class on uni and worked as Lecturer Assistant y'all better listen to me or I'll kick your kneecaps.

It’s loosely based from Batik Truntum! It’s from Java, and means ‘love and loyalty’ or ‘loves that blooms again’. History wise, the royalty family give this Batik to someone they love, trying to court or just a gift to family. The name Truntum itself came from the word ‘Taruntum’, which means ‘to grow/bloom again’. There’s so many romance stories behind this Batik. But this one I found so fucking funny because a king is trying to marry a new woman (idk the english, you know, when king got married millions of women?). His queen got so sad, so she started making a Batik to cheer herself up. She ended up loving the result and gave it to the king as a present. Then the king goes ‘damn she gave me this Batik, that means she’s loyal. looks like I won’t marry another women’ wwwwww

For the outfit, hoodie is because I love wearing one even when it’s 45 degree celcius outside lmao dont judge me.

The ring is what i usually wear. It’s a promise ring. The ring cost 1$ tho LOL that’s how cheap my promise is, so don’t hold onto any of my promise ww

The scarf that wrap around my body is... kinda sentimental symbol. I’d rather not explain that one ww maybe one day!

That’s all! If you read it all till this part, thank you so much ww

[jade-qilin]

dad!mammon headcanons | obey me!

notes: been talking talking with the gacha game hell gc over what Mammon being a dad would be like (after talking about Itaru from A3 being a dad lmao) so here’s some headcanons of father Mammon with pregnant!MC and how the rest of the Obey Me charas would react! female pronouns will be used

Mammon is a nervous dad at first. he doesn’t know how to treat or take care of a child, but he knows you’ll be there to help guide him

he LOVES shopping for the baby. he gets all excited and adds lots of items to his cart from Akuzon. you have to physically stop him from going overboard. his sense of baby fashion is either spot on (thanks to his time as a model for Majolish) or downright awful because he doesn’t know what would suit a baby. but he’s trying his best and we love him for that

he’s a doting father all the way. he may be the Avatar of Greed, but his child and wife deserve the world and he’s willing to give them exactly that

if someone has a bone to pick with Mammon over past debt issues and takes it out on his kid or wife, Mammon will be sure to make the thug sorry

when you’re in the first stages of pregnancy, Mammon doesn’t fret much over you. it isn’t until you start showing that he’s at your beck and call. he’d abandon everything if you needed his assistance.

he’s also the father who makes bets with other people. “I bet my kid can walk by the age of x” or “Mammon Jr. will be able to fully read and speak by the time they’re x years old!”.

growing up in a large family, Mammon Jr. has TONS of uncles, each of them doting in their own way. they all make fun of Mammon in front of his kid, causing Mammon to get hyper defensive

Lucifer is still as strict as ever. he teaches the kid how to be responsible and about the real world from a young age. however, he also teaches the kid how to prank Mammon. he shows Mammon Jr. the best ways to tie someone up, to fight, etc. it causes you to worry slightly, although you maybe trust that Lucifer won’t go overboard. after all, he is the oldest of 7

Beel accidentally nearly eats Mammon Jr. on multiple occasions

nah. on a real note, Beelzebub takes Mammon Jr. to all different kinds of restaurants and cafés in the Devildom. he wants the kid to try all different kinds of food, especially his favourites. in the end, though, it’s Mammon who has to pay for it all. Beel teaches Mammon’s Jr. how to use Puppy Dog eyes (it’s very effective!) and Mammon just cannot resist such a face

Belphegor is the worst babysitter. he’d just nap with the kid, that’s it. he’d make sure the kid is occupied before he himself plops onto his bed and falls asleep

both you and Mammon are wary of leaving your child with Asmodeus. while Asmo is a doting uncle in his own right—he teaches Mammon Jr. how to apply makeup, DIY mani-pedis, how to take care of your skin, the products to use, etc.—there are times when he can be a bit too, ah, overbearing and vulgar at times. nevertheless, Asmo does care for his little niece/nephew, and both you and even Mammon understand that

Satan is probably the most “normal” uncle of them all. he shows the kid different books and spells and whatnot. he’s responsible enough to not allow Mammon Jr. to be harmed. he’s the kid’s second biggest support system, after you and Mammon, and he’s always willing to lend an ear or some of his time

Leviathan is definitely the least responsible uncle. he’ll teach his nephew/niece how to play video games, the art of otome, the best idol bands, etc. but because of his gamer-otaku shut-in self, you absolutely cannot let him babysit Mammon Jr. by himself for too long as he will be easily distracted and be immersed into whatever he’s doing, and may forget that he’s supposed to be supervising a child. sometimes he’ll use Mammon Jr. for gacha pulls, claiming they’re his “lucky charm” to getting all the rare cards and equipments

Levi’s definitely a better uncle when the kid is older though; specifically, when the kid is in their teens and can play games alongside him. Leviathan is more like a best friend/cousin than an uncle

Diavolo absolutely ADORES little Mammon. he uses every excuse possible in order to visit your and Mammon’s place and to visit the little tyke. he brings gifts and candy and all sorts of goodies any child—human or not—could ever dream of. heck, he even promises that the kid will have lots of opportunities in the future and in his court, if that’s what the child wants to do in the future.

“MAMMON, WHERE’S OUR CHILD” “WHA? WHADDYA MEAN? HOW SHOULD I KNOW? “MAMMON YOU IDIOT”

meanwhile, Diavolo’s bouncing Mammon Jr. on his knee while he’s attending Devildom meetings and whatnot. he absolutely does not care how the other demons perceive him—he is absolutely enamoured with this child and he’d do anything to protect them.

if Diavolo has some emergency meeting or whatnot to attend to, he leaves Mammon Jr. to Barbatos, who safely returns the child to their parents because you didn’t know they were at Diavolo’s in the first place, much fo the demon king’s dismay

Luke and Simeon love your kid. Luke bakes tons of sweets and Simeon finds every excuse to hang out. he’s kind of like a wine aunt tbh

“a half human, half demon child? and MC’s child, no less? this is interesting.”

Solomon is very intrigued by the child, to put it bluntly. he has to constantly be put in check or else his desires to run experiments on devote his full attention on Mammon Jr. would run wild.

in all, they are absolutely in love and wish to protect and cherish yours and Mammon’s child. despite the brothers’ differences, it’s ultimately you and your bond with each of them that causes them to look past their differences and come together to ensure your child grows up happily and healthily, and hoping they know that they are loved and cherished.

[asordinaryppl]

A3! Main Story: Part 4 - Act 14: DREAM CATCHER - Episode 16: "Challenges"

Tenma: “If we’re meeting a wizard, he might know something about the legendary phantom Oasis.”

Yuki: “You still haven’t given up on that? I’ve got no choice. As your wife, I’m worried about you. I guess I’ll tag along.”

Misumi: “If you’re going on a journey, I shall come with you. Rather, take me with you.”

[Misumi jumps]

Tenma: “Don’t put yourself in my bag with no notice.”

Izumi: Tenma-kun, could you put a bit more emphasis on that last part?

Tenma: …

Izumi: Tenma-kun?

Tenma: Ah, yeah, sorry.

Izumi: Okay, let’s stop here for today.

Tenma: Yeah… Good work.

Yuki: What’s with him… Is he still jet-lagged?

Muku: I haven’t seen Tenma-kun act like this in a long time.

Kumon: Did something happen?

Kazunari: He was so excited when we got the script~

Misumi: … You know, I saw Tenma talking on the phone last night, and he was acting kind of weird.

Yuki: Geez… We’ve come this far, and he still keeps things to himself.

Kazunari: Hm~ At times like this–

Kumon: What, what?

-

Kazunari: TenTen, come over here!

Tenma: It’s time for practice, isn’t it? We gotta get ready–

Muku: We have today off.

Tenma: Huh?

Yuki: Hurry up.

Kumon: The car’s already here!

Tenma: What car…?

-

Misumi: Over here~! I’ll be driving today~!

Tenma: But where are we going!?

Yuki: Just hurry and get inside!

[Yuki pulls Tenma]

Tenma: –gh

-

Tenma: The sea…?

Kazunari: Correct!

Misumi: Since we’re taking a break today, let’s play with all we’ve got~!

Tenma: … I’m not in the mood for that right now.

Yuki: *sigh*~ … Geez.

[Yuki shoves Tenma]

Tenma: Gwah!?

[Splash!]

Tenma: Bwah, don’t push me so suddenly!

Yuki: If something’s troubling you, you should just come out with it. You’re so irritating.

Yuki: We can practice all we want, we won’t produce any results with you acting like this, Tenma. You really think we can reach the New Fleur Award like this?

Tenma: — —

Kazunari: Yukki, that’s a bit much~

Kumon: Tenma-san, we’re all worried.

Misumi: Cheer up, Tenma~

Muku: It’s true that we have to do our best for the company, as the Summer Troupe…

Muku: But there’s something else bothering you, isn’t there?

Kazunari: … We’re friends before we’re the Summer Troupe, aren’t we?

Kazunari: As your friends, we’ll give you the best advice we can, so vent with no worries~!

Tenma: …

Tenma: … Truth is, I got an offer to star in a movie from the director we met in the US.

Tenma: I’ve gone overseas for filming during performances before, but I’ve got more appearances this time, and the filming period is longer than usual.

Tenma: I’ll need to devote even more time to the movie.

Tenma: But this is an important time when we all need to put the New Fleur Award first…

Tenma: I know I should refuse, but when I think about how this could bring me closer to my dream of winning the Best Actor Award, I can’t help but want to accept it.

Tenma: I’ve failed as the Summer Troupe’s leader. I’m sorry.

Yuki: Apologizing sincerely isn’t like the great Tenma at all. Well, I guess that means you’ve grown.

Misumi: Tenma, you don’t have to apologize. We’re friends, aren’t we?

Misumi: Anyone would want to support their friend’s dream, right?

Kazunari: Right. You don’t have to give up. You can simply do both.

Kazunari: Isn’t that how we do things?

Kumon: Everyone in the company will agree for sure that taking on challenges is what leads to growth!

Tenma: You guys…

Muku: If Tenma-kun does it, how about we all do it? Let’s take on a “challenge”.

Yuki: Eh?

Muku: Actually… There’s something I’ve also been thinking about.

Muku: After seeing so many different actors in the US, I started wanting to act on a bigger stage myself.

Muku: I thought that I wouldn’t be fit for such important roles, and that I’ve still got a long way to go, but…

Muku: I believe that everyone is given the chance and the freedom to take on a challenge.

Muku: I’m scared, and I don’t have much confidence, but I’ve got to start from somewhere.

Muku: Tenma-kun, I think you should also do this “now”, instead of “someday”.

Kumon: … Then, I will too!

Kumon: I was inspired by what we saw in the US, obviously…

Kumon: But after I saw Sumi-san’s performance, I wanted to also improve my skills and get to perform on various stages!

Misumi: If it’s Kumon, I’m sure he can do it!

Kumon: Hehe. Thanks! I want to “challenge” more things, so that I can grow as an actor!

Yuki: … Since the conversation took this turn, my part-time job also offered me a job opportunity.

Yuki: I’ll take on the “challenge” of working with a designer active on a world-scale.

Yuki: I think it's what's best for me right now.  I’ll also be able to put the experience I gain to use for the company, too.

Kazunari: Then, I’ll take on a “challenge” too. I’ll go to Europe, study design all over again, and get inspo’d.

Misumi: I’ll do a “challenge” too! I’ll go to Syu, who made plays together with Grandpa!

Misumi: And I’ll get better and better at acting!

Yuki: This time, we won’t simply wait for you to get back. We’ll also take on our own “challenges”.

Yuki: This way, you won’t be distracted and thinking about unrelated things.

Tenma: … H-Hmph. I guess that means you guys have grown.

Yuki: Hah?

Tenma: I’m repeating the line you said before.

Kazunari: Ibukichi said so too, but you only live once, so you shouldn’t waste a second of it!

Kumon: Yeah, yeah! Let’s do everything we wanna do!

Muku: Right. I’m sure these “challenges” will be useful for the Summer Troupe, and also our company.

Misumi: So, Tenma, let’s all chase our dreams together?

Tenma: … Thanks, guys.

Yuki: Though, we’re not doing it just for you.

Tenma: You keep saying unnecessary things!

[Splash]

Yuki: —Don’t splash me!

Muku: Ahaha!

Misumi: I’ll do it too~!

[Splash]

Kumon: Woah! Here goooes!

[Splash]

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[izumi-fanclub]

A3! Translation: Tsuzuru R Card “Oriental Note” [Who sent the chocolate?]

Tsuzuru gets surprised by Valentine’s day chocolate from an unknown woman. Muku, Taichi, Citron and Tsumugi help him brainstorm ideas on figuring out who this stranger is. That is, until Tsuzuru gets a call...

Drama Heroine

“I attached a card with my feelings with the chocolate, I don’t have the courage to give it to Osamu-kun though....”

Citron Oh~!

“First Love Realized” already begun?

Muku It’s okay, it’s just getting started!

Tsuzuru

It’s Valentine’s Day themed this week.

Drama Heroine

“Please, I want you to give this to Osamu-kun!”

Taichi

Wha, you’re asking Osamu’s best friend?

That’s no good~ You shoulda given it to him yourself. Muku

But, I get how nervous she must feel with giving a card with her feelings in it.

Citron

Yes, this is called a maid in art!

Tsuzuru

What are you talking about, It's maiden’s heart!

Citron

That’s it!

By the way, what do you think of it, Tsuzuru?

Tsuzuru

No, I’m just observing it as a reference point for the script--

Tsumugi

Oh, Tsuzuru-kun, you’re here.

Here, it’s a Valentine’s gift.

Tsuzuru

Eh, Tsukioka-san are you giving this to me...?

Tsumugi

Fufu, it’s from a lady, not me.

Muku, Taichi and Citron:

E E H ! ?

Citron

Tsuzuru, I should not have underestimated you!

Muku

Is it chocolate from someone who fancies you...!?

Tsuzuru

Fa, Fancy...?

Taichi

Wait, why does Tsumugi-san have it?

Tsumugi

Actually--…

-flashback-

Woman

...........

Tsumugi

(That lady’s looking at the dormitory.

Who could it be...?)

Tsumugi

Excuse me, are you looking for someone?

Woman

Oh, are you from the theater company?

I came to hand this over to Tsuzuru-kun...

Tsumugi

I’m sorry. Unfortunately, I think he went out today and won’t be back until tonight.

Woman

Is that so?

Then... excuse me but could you please give this to Tsuzuru-kun? It’s Valentine’s day sweets...

Tsumugi

Eh? If that’s the case it’s better for you to give it yourself...

Woman

No, there’s a message card inside so it’s fine if I don’t give it to him directly.

Tsumugi

Really?

I’ll hand it over to him then.

Woman

Thank you. It was nice meeting you.

Tsumugi

Ah, what was your name again--

........and she’s gone.

-End of flashback-

Tsumugi

…. So that’s the story.

Sorry, I didn't catch her name.

Tsuzuru

No, it’s okay.

Muku

Oh, let's look at the message card,

Was it signed with a name?

Citron

Tsuzuru, try to open it!

Tsuzuru

Gotcha.

What? It’s not in here...

Taichi

All that's left is just some delicious looking chocolate.

Muku

Did they forget to put it in?

Citron

We cannot tell who it is from then!

Tsumugi

Tsuzuru-kun, do you have any ideas?

Tsuzuru

Hmm... No, not really...

Taichi

Maybe a fan of Tsuzuru-san!?

Citron

Mizuno’s the only fan of Tsuzuru who comes to the dormitory!

Tsumugi

But the sender was a woman.

Citron

Then, Mizuno dressed as a woman!

Tsuzuru

Yeah, no...

That’s definitely not the case.

    (Part 2)

Muku

Tsumugi-san, what kind of woman was she?

We might get an idea if we know what she looks like!

Tsumugi

Let’s see... she was a beautiful woman.

I think she was older than Tsuzuru-kun.

Citron

A madam then!

Tsuzuru

A madam.....

No, unlike Citron-san I’m not really close with any older madams.*

Muku

The fact that she meant to include a message card means that she wanted to tell Tsuzuru-san about something.

Taichi

After all, isn’t this chocolate from someone who’s into you?

It’s like the drama from earlier!

Tsuzuru

(Is this really confession chocolate?* It’s kinda making my heart act up... )

(Well no, it can’t be, right...)

-Phone rings-

Tsuzuru

Hmm? It’s my big brother

‘scuse me for a bit.

Tsuzuru

Hey, bro?

Meguru

“Tsuzuru, how are you?”

Tsuzuru

Ah, still the same as ever.

Meguru

“That’s good to hear.

-- By the way, did you receive some chocolates today?”

Tsuzuru

Eh?

How do you know about that?

Meguru

“You don't get it, do you?”

Tsuzuru

? What the hell are you talking about--

Meguru

“You see,

The lady that handed it was my wife.”

Tsuzuru

Eh?

Meguru

“I heard she gave it to a fellow troupe member of yours because you weren’t around, apparently she only realized later that she forgot to put the card in.”

Meguru

“My name wasn’t given and you didn’t know the sender so that’s why I’m calling you.”

Tsuzuru

Ah... I get it, so that’s what’s up.

Meguru

“Is something wrong?”

Tsuzuru

Not at all, I was getting worked up cause I didn’t know who it was from. Thanks for calling me.

Meguru

“....... really now, knowing you, Tsuzuru, you probably went crazy from getting Valentine’s day chocolate from an unknown woman.”

Tsuzuru

Huh...!?

No, of course not!

Meguru

“Haha, sure let’s leave it at that. So that’s what the chocolate thing is about.”

Tsuzuru

I get it already. Please say thank you to your wife for me.

-Call ends-

Tsuzuru

….. Sigh.

Tsumugi

How’d your call with your brother go?

Tsuzuru

Ah, yeah.....

Citron

Tsuzuru, you don’t seem to be feeling well!

Tsuzuru

Haha, no no, it’s fine.

….... I just found out who sent the chocolate.

Muku

Huh? Who is it?

Tsuzuru

My brother’s wife...

Muku, Taichi and Citron

.......

Citron

Tsuzuru... cheer up.

Taichi

Well, uh, at least you got some chocolates from it!

Muku

That’s right!

It’s really nice to be friends with your family!

Tsuzuru

No, I don’t need this kind of pity!

Story Clear!

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A nod to Citron befriending the older ladies of the supermarket referenced in some of his stories.

The literal translation would be honmeichoko which is chocolate given to someone on Valentine’s day out of genuine feelings

[dream-of-kpop]

Ateez Works at Walmart [2/2]

[the saga ends...well for now]

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San:

*customer speaks to San in Spanish asking if he can speak Spanish*

San's response: "...Un poco." *trembles*

Just started working there and is scared he's gonna get fired

He has the most fun pulling carts around and yelling to his friends from a distance

San: "YUNHO HIIIII!!!!"

Yunho: *waves then finishes bagging a customer's groceries*

Races pulling carts with his co-worker

Eats nothing but Pop Tarts on his lunch break

At 2pm, the associates have to organize the merch on the shelves

San takes his time to make sure everything looks neat

*Someone throws a random item onto his shelves*

San: "You lazy ass-"

Makes simple objectives way harder than they need to be

Accidentally knocked a glass off the shelf and watched it smash into smithereens

Oh right, his actual job is moving packages from the back room to the departments so he wasn't even supposed to be over there

And by over there, I mean Hongjoong's department

Hongjoong got in trouble that day

Stood on a cart to see if it would hold his weight; it almost flipped

San is really trying ok-

San: *empty box falls on him* "Thank god nobody saw that."

San: *falls on pallet* "Thank god nobody saw that either."

While working freight, they often bop to some loud ass music

San: *throws box then milly rocks*

Puts packages in the wrong departments all the time

Got a paper cut and couldn't find any bandaids

Like I said, San is trying-

Yeosang:

15 minute breaks suddenly turn into 30 minute ones

Wooyoung would do the same but he's highkey scared he'll get caught

Yeosang is only one that listens to music, brave enough to break the rules

Hasn't gotten caught yet

*3 weeks later, he did get caught*

*Ok, he grew his hair out so he could hide his Airpods*

He started a revolution; now other co-workers wear their airpods too

One night, a manager asked him to clean up the shoe department; somehow the woman's side was worse than the men's

Yeosang: *sees hair on sandals* "Ew...dirty ass..."

Runs into old classmates all the time

Unlike with Seonghwa, when people stare at him he feels very pissed off

Yeosang: *inside his head* "Don't come in my aisle, don't come in my aisle, don- DAMMIT."

Mingi: "Heyyyyyy, I'm bored asf."

90% of the time he does pickup and delivery for customers

The other 10%, he stands outside making sure people have their masks on

You would be surprised how angry people get because of it

Yeosang: "We can't let you in without a mask."

Karen: "THIS IS STUPID, I'M CALLING MY BOSS ABOUT THIS-"

Karen: *comes back 2 minutes later* "Um, nevermind."

Yeosang was once told that he looked high when he wasn't

He's just mentally exhausted like the rest of us

When his feet hurt he turns into a sad bitch

Yeosang: "4 more hours of this shit..." *a tear drop slides down his cheek*

It's hard for him to be on his phone, Seonghwa is EVERYWHERE

*Yeosang stands in an empty aisle by himself*

Seonghwa: "GET OFF OF YOUR PHONE YEOSANG-"

Yunho:

Yunho: "Excuse me." *plows through Yeosang's pile of boxes with his cart*

Yeosang was in the way that's why

There's one attractive person that works there, he doesn't have a crush, they're just eye candy honestly

Yunho: *looks around* "WHERE ARE THEY??? Oh shit I see them-"

They never notice him *sad cowboy face*

He's a cashier and occasionally works in customer service

So he has to deal with many...many...aggravating customers

Imagine how high his blood pressure must be

*watches 2 customers argue*

Customer: "I'M FROM THE BRONX, WE CAN TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!"

Asked a co-worker if they know where the book, "The Art of Not Giving a Fuck" is and they looked at him weirdly

Deals with "Karens" on a day to day basis

There's always that one customer that's trying to get a deal

Lady: "I saw this in the clearance section. Can I get it any cheaper?"

Yunho: *scans item* "It's 50 cents tho."

He's still waiting on his discount card but it hasn't been 90 days yet

He wants to quit but what options does he have?

Refuses to use the hand sanitizer; it smells so fucking bad

Yunho: *puts on hand sanitizer* *sniffs* "...OH-"

Good news, they switched it out

Raps to rap songs out loud when he feels sad

A guy tried to promote his mixtape to him

Yunho said he would listen to it but hasn't yet

Slightly brags to everyone about how much money he's making

Yunho: "My checks look like $700 a week soOoOO, I'm making hella cash."

Ateez: "Ok."

His co-worker got Covid and now he's paranoid

Wooyoung:

*box says "BTS" written on it*

*his heart races with excitement, but...it's just a box of plain notebooks*

Wooyoung: "Oh, 'BTS' stands for 'Back to School'..."

Customers find him adorable so it's rare when they get upset/impatient with him

Heard a mom yelling at her kid and wasn't sure if he should intervene or not

Has a soft spot for other fellow Walmart employees he meets

Wooyoung: "I now understand the bullshit that you go through."

The store is all over the place but he wants to give them the benefit of the doubt...don't

Works the jewlery counter; he can't even enjoy an hour of lunch without hearing, "ASSISTANCE AT THE JEWLERY COUNTER" 10 times

Wooyoung: *takes a bite of his sandwich* "Guys I gotta go."

Yunho: "Alright. See you later then."

*Wooyoung leaves in a hurry*

Junho: "You wanna split his sandwich?"

Wooyoung's patience is wearing very thin *gEt it?*

Wooyoung: "I'm sorry, but who gets jewelry at Walmart?"

*Junho slides hand off of the display case*

Wooyoung: "I can still see your rings and bracelets through the glass dude."

Mingi: "For $12.98 the watches do be looking kinda right ngl."

Was happy to work there, but not anymore

Constantly gets his name mispronounced

Manager: "Wooyin."

Wooyoung: "It's Wooyoung-"

Manager: "Wooyun, can you do aisle A2 and A3?"

It makes him hate the job even more when customers will cut him off in the middle of talking

Wooyoung: "This necklace is-"

Man: "What about these earrings???"

Wooyoung: "They are-"

Man: "Oooo my wife is gonna love these."

Rants to San about his troubles

San had his Airpods in his ears the whole time and Wooyoung didn't notice

As soon as his shift ends, his ass is jetting out the exit

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hyungwonthefraud

*another cart runs over my foot*

pt.1

[mk-wizard]

Alpha Trion: An Analysis of the Wizard of Bots

Hello, Transformer fans. Today, we pay our respects to the elderly by doing a character analysis of the Autobot who no matter how much we come to know about him, the more mystery there is behind his character. Let’s delve into the history, facts and all around definitive traits about the Autobot sage Alpha Trion.

Alpha Trion was first introduced as the mentor of Optimus Prime as well as the keeper of all Autobot knowledge that is written, contained in the Matrix and beyond in the G1 cartoons. He is also in many ways a father figure to Optimus Prime and Elita One who he watches over on Cybertron. While this is still up in the air, it is heavily implied by his colouring, traits and the appearance of his wife Beta (more on her later), he is the biological father of Elita One and therefor, the father-in-law of Optimus meaning they are in fact all family. Alpha Trion’s demeanor is that of a wise old man with a lot of life and war experience who comes across as perpetually calm, but with a slight hint of mischief and a liberalism. His trademark appearance is of an elderly bot with the doll type frame, his armour is red and blue while being the first and so far, only bot to sport a cape, he has a long beard and (while we don’t see it) long white hair beneath his helm, his alt mode is a hovercraft and he was the first bot in the Transformers lore to wear actual glasses.

In his case, he wears them not only because his optics aren’t what they used to be. They actually help regulate his psychic powers as he is a very powerful diode (a psychic Transformer) and has abilities that would be considered as magic even by other bots which explains how he survived on a Decepticon dominated Cybertron dying only of old age in the original G1 cartoon. To be precise, his glasses keep him from using his powers automatically and he has a plethora of them; clairvoyance, hypnosis, aura reading, telekinesis and telepathy. And for the record, those are just the psychic powers we know of. With such a long list and taking into account how powerful he is, Alpha Trion needs those glasses to keep his powers in check so they don’t overload his mind or uses them on someone he didn’t mean to use them on.

Another thing about Alpha Trion is that like Optimus, the “Trion” in his name is actually a title. In Autobot culture, there is always one Trion who serves as the religious figure, the head archivist, the sage, the second in command of all Autobot kind and the keeper of all sacred data including that which is exclusive only to the Trion to know. Unlike being a Prime in which you become one by assignment by the previous Prime or it was literally in your code to begin with, being a Trion is a spiritual thing so the selection is done by divine intervention. As soon as the current Trion passes on, the divine Trion protocol gets passed onto the Autobot who Primus deems worthy though in some cases, if the current Trion has a good guess of who will be their predecessor, they will take time to train them. A Trion’s special abilities by default are being a powerful diode with a plethora of psychic abilities though the bot usually had them to begin with as well as other spiritual abilities. In the case of Alpha Trion, he has some powers the whole time, but they were nowhere near what they became when he became ordained. Another thing that is worth noting about Trion’s is that they are not actually fighters and seem to take an oath of pacifism of which they are not allowed to commit any direct act of violence though they are allowed to help provide tools or assistance during war.

Going back to Alpha Trion specifically, his life’s story begins when he fought in his own war though his was a little different. Back in his day, the Autobots fought to free themselves from their slavers the Quintessons. During this time, he went by the name A3 though he still sported facial hair and a pair of glasses. He also proved to be quite the fighter and rebel with a personality that was a similar to Rodimus’. Like Optimus, he had a wife who fought alongside him who went by the name of Beta Maxx or simply Beta. While she was dressed in green, we can see that she still has a striking resemblance to Elita One and even A3′s armour style back in the day was a lot like Elita’s which further hints that they are her parents.

After the war was won, we can assume that the two of them lived very peacefully and happily on Cybertron and quite possibly had their daughter. It was also during this time where A3 was ordained and was now took on the name of Alpha Trion. It is not known who the previous Trion was though it is heavily implied by Alpha Trion’s disciplined behaviour and extensive knowledge that he had a chance to be trained before getting ordained. It is also not known who the Prime during this time was though it is most likely that it was one of Orion Pax’s parents. When the Decepticons attacked one day and both Orion Pax and Ariel were injured, Alpha Trion rebuilt them into warriors known as Optimus Prime and Elita One. It isn’t known what became of Alpha Trion’s wife though a lot of evidence suggests that she was one of the casualties in the war between the Autobots and Decepticons. As the war went on, true to his duty and oath of pacifism, Alpha Trion acted as a guardian to Vector Sigma and would only assist the Autobots on Cybertron in their war. He was also an unofficial member of Elita One’s team by acting as a strategist and an adviser. When Elita One got captured, he had a hand in freeing and helping her before once again going into hiding. While Alpha Trion managed to elude the Decepticons and never even got taken prisoner, he sadly did not live to see the long awaited peaceful era as he died of old age near the end of the war appearing only as a ghost yet still offering help even from beyond. In the G1 cartoons, it is has never been confirmed who the new Trion was after him.

According the the comics, Ultra Magnus was his predecessor and faces the same struggle that Rodimus does as Prime; he has a very big pair of shoes to fill and often questions if he can do the job. In the War for Cybertron cartoon, Ultra Magnus was implied to be the new Trion in secret after Alpha Trion was murdered by Megatron and after he was killed, Bumblebee became spiritually ordained with the Trion protocol appearing before him in the form of Alpha Trion. In the Animated series, Alpha Trion appears once again as a sage figure though the extent of his role and title is not explored. However, it is heavily implied that his influence and rank goes far beyond that of a Prime. In the Prime series, Alpha Trion died in the war though it isn’t known if he was killed or died of old age. Before he did pass away, he passed the key to Vector Sigma to Optimus for safe keeping and appeared to Optimus in spirit when he was close to death to help him join the Allspark. It isn’t known who took up the Trion mantle after Alpha in Prime though. In the Michael Bay movies, Alpha Trion did not make an appearance, but Sentinel Prime was modelled after him in appearance though his personality could not be more different.

While Alpha Trion is not a mech of action, his legacy is definitely comparable to that of Optimus’ in that we can picture no one else with his role, but the wise old mech. Despite not appearing often in the cartoon, he made quite an impression that lasted and cemented itself in the lore. If Optimus Prime is to Autobots what Papa Smurf is to the Smurfs, then one can say that Alpha Trion is what Grandpa Smurf was to them. He has a similar role to Optimus, but is the one person who surpasses him in terms of wisdom and has an incredibly different view of the world for it. It has been confirmed that Optimus is very conservative whereas Alpha Trion is in fact liberal hence why he not only allowed his beard to grow out, he flaunts it which is unusual in Transformer society as hair is usually not considered as a desired trait for mechanical beings. And while that side of him was not very explored, Alpha Trion has a mischievous side and was at times known to be defiant. It is kind of a shame that he never got a chance to meet Rodimus because I imagine the two of them would have gotten along well. As a side note which I find amusing is that Alpha Trion from his youth to his silver years was always consistently handsome according to sources because he was athletic. Well, you don’t live THAT long unless you stay in shape and in his defence, anyone who can sport a superhero style armor while being able to show that much leg at that age must have aged well. I do hope that in the next era, he will be showcased more as a regular character rather than just a background one because he really is one worth showcasing not just as the Trion, but just as himself.

Anyway, what is your take on the Autobot elder?

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