#“or you could come smoke / pound some rum and coke / in my Porsche with the quarterback! / *woa-ohh!*”

[number1villainstan]

Akio doing his whole "and now I show you the Ends of the World" schtick except it's Candy Store from Heathers

[tydenstars]

Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick? I'd normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice Listen up beeyotch

I like Lookin' hot Buying stuff they cannot

I like Drinking hard Maxing dad's credit card

I like Skippin' gym Scarin' her Screwin' him

I like Killer clothes Kickin' nerds in the nose

If you lack the balls You can go play dolls Let your mommy fix you a snack (whoa)

Or you could come smoke Pound some rum and coke In my Porsche with the quarterback (whoa, whoa, whoa)

Honey, what you waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store Time for you to prove you're not a loser Anymore And step into my candy store

Guys fall At your feet Pay the check Help you cheat

All you Have to do Say goodbye To Shamu

That freak's Not your friend I can tell In the end

If she Had your shot She would leave You to rot

Course, if you don't care Fine, go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on (whoa)

Or forget that creep And get in my jeep Let's go tear up Someone's lawn (whoa, whoa, whoa)

Honey, what you waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You're not a pussy Anymore And step into my candy store

You can join the team Or you can bitch and moan You can live the dream Or you can die alone You can fly with eagles Or if you prefer Keep on testing me And end up like her

Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me! Color me stoked I'm so happy!

ooh, whoa, honey, what you waitin' for? Shut up, Heather! Step into my candy store Whoa, time for you to prove You're not a lameass Anymore And step into my candy store It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy store

were beta... really beta..

[gabykatttt]

The dazzlings vs Velvet and Veneer

Pt 4

Alright girls this is it we’re going to beat the hell outta those twins Adagio said.

Sonata and Aria nodded.

They’re going to kick our asses Sonata said worrying.

I could say the same thing Aria said.

With twins

Alright Veneer let’s beat those girls Velvet said.

I have a bad feeling about this Veneer thought following Velvet.

With the dazzlings

I don’t feel good about this Sonata said.

Me too Aria replied.

Time to skip

Wow you girls showed I’m impressed Velvet said smirking.

Well we wouldn’t miss your funeral Adagio said.

Alright Mount Rageous let’s give up for Velvet and Veneer vs uhhhh KidRitz said looking at the dazzlings

THE DAZZLINGS Sonata yelled.

Okay KidRitz said as the siblings went up stage first.

Velvet 🎶🎤

Mm

Never gets old no matter how much I'm told

I'm amazin'

Veneer 🎶🎤

You’re amazin

Velvet 🎶🎤

Hard to get tired when I'm always on fire

I'm blazin',

Veneer 🎶🎤

Ooh you’re blazin

Velvet and Veneer🎶🎤

All my greatness

It doesn't come for free (Yeah)

All my talent

It doesn't grow on trees

Take a breather (Ooh)

Then take it all away

If the top is where you wanna stay

You gotta work hard (Uh-huh)

To make it look it easy

You gotta live fast

To keep makin' that money (Ooh)

If you want to be as famous as me

You gotta work, you gotta work, you gotta work

Watch me work

Veneer 🎶🎤

Ooh, ooh

Ooh

Ooh, ooh

Velvet🎶🎤

Go ahead and watch me work

Haters wanna be me or be with me

Yeah, they're f-f-frеakin',

Veneer 🎶🎤

Yeah they’re freakin

Velvet 🎶🎤

I just keep on workin', lurkin', smirkin'

When they think that I'm peakin',

Veneer🎶🎤

never peakin' yeah

Velvet and Veneer 🎶🎤

All my greatness

It doesn't come for free (oohh)

All my talent

It doesn't grow on trees

Take a breather (yeah)

Then take it all away

If the top is where you wanna stay

You gotta work hard

To make it look it easy

You gotta live fast

To keep makin' that money (Ooh)

If you want to be as famous as me

You gotta work, you gotta work, you gotta work

Watch me work

Veneer 🎶🎤

Ooh, ooh

Ooh

Ooh, ooh

Velvet 🎶🎤

Go ahead and watch me work

Veneer🎶🎤

Ooh,ooh

Ooh

Ooh,ooh

Velvet🎶🎤

Go ahead and watch me work

If the top is where you wanna stay

Velvet and Veneer🎶🎤

You gotta work hard

To make it look it easy (So easy)

You gotta live fast

To keep makin' that money (Ooh)

If you want to be as famous as me

You gotta work, you gotta work, you gotta work

Watch me work

The fans clapped for the siblings.

Sis I need to use the bathroom Veneer said getting of the stage.

Take that losers Velvet said.

Adagio growled as the girls got on stage to sing.

Adagio🎶🎤

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You’ve come so far

Why now are you pulling on my dick?

I’d normally slap your face off

And everyone here could watch

But I’m feeling nice

Here’s some advice

Listen up, biatch!

The Dazzlings

I like

Adagio🎶🎤

Lookin’ hot

Buying stuff they cannot

Sonata and Aria🎶🎤

I like

Adagio🎶🎤

Drinkin’ hard

Maxin’ Dad’s credit card

Sonata and Aria🎶🎤

I like

Adagio🎶🎤

Skippin’ gym

Scaring her

Screwing him

Sonata and Aria🎶🎤

I like

Adagio🎶🎤

Killer clothes

The dazzlings

Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

Adagio🎶🎤

If you lack the balls

You can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack

Sonata and Aria 🎶🎤

Woah

Adagio🎶🎤

Or you could come smoke

Pound some rum and coke

In my Porsche with the quarterback

The Dazzlings🎶🎤

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?

Welcome to my candy store

Time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore

Then step into my candy store

Sonata and Aria🎶🎤

Guys fall

Aria🎶🎤

At your feet

Pay the check

Sonata🎶🎤

Help you cheat

The Dazzlings🎶🎤

All you

Aria 🎶🎤

Have to do

Adagio🎶🎤

Say goodbye to Shamu

The Dazzlings🎶🎤

That freak’s

Sonata🎶🎤

Not your friend I can tell in the end

The Dazzlings

If she

Aria🎶🎤

Had your shot

The Dazzlings

She would leave you to rot

Sonata🎶🎤

Course if you don’t care

Fine! Go braid her hair

Maybe Sesame Street is on

The Dazzlings

Woah

Sonata🎶🎤

Or forget that creep

Aria🎶🎤

And get in my jeep

Adagio🎶🎤

Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

The dazzlings

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?

Welcome to my candy store

You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore

Then step into my candy store

Woah ohhhhh

The fans clapped their hands really loud.

Who’s the loser now Adagio said.

Not bad but first I need to do something Velvet said getting of the stage.

On second thought I need to use the bathroom too Sonata said getting off the stage.

There’s something wrong with those twins Aria said.

I know let’s spy on them Adagio said.

They got off the stage to investigate about the siblings secret.

With Veneer back home

No one must know my secret that I can actually sing without your talent Floyd Veneer said panicking.

Don’t worry Veneer just take a deep breath Floyd said.

[octag0n-l0v3r]

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?

I'd normally slap your face off

And everyone here could watch

But I'm feeling nice

Here's some advice

Listen up beeyotch

I like Lookin' hot, Buying stuff they cannot

I like Drinking hard, Maxing dad's credit card

I like Skippin' gym, Scarin' her, Screwin' him

I like Killer clothes Kickin' nerds in the nose

If you lack the balls You can go play dolls Let your mommy fix you a snack (whoa)

Or you could come smoke, Pound some rum and coke, In my Porsche with the quarterback (whoa, whoa, whoa)

Honey, what you waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store!

Time for you to prove you're not a loser Anymore And step into my candy store

Guys fall At your feet Pay the check Help you cheat

All you Have to do Say goodbye To Shamu

That freak's Not your friend I can tell In the end

If she Had your shot She would leave You to rot

Course, if you don't care Fine, go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on (whoa)

Or forget that creep And get in my jeepbLet's go tear up Someone's lawn (whoa, whoa, whoa)

Honey, what you waitin' for?Welcome to my candy storevYou just gotta prove You're not a pussy Anymore And step into my candy store

You can join the team Or you can bitch and moan

You can live the dream Or you can die alone

You can fly with eagles Or if you prefer Keep on testing me And end up like her

Veronica, look!Ram invited me to his homecoming party!This proves he's been thinking about me!

Color me stoked I'm so happy!

ooh, whoa, honey, what you waitin' for?

Shut up, Heather!

Step into my candy store Whoa, time for you to Prove You're not a lameass Anymore And step into my candy store

It's my candy store

It's my Candy

It's my candy Store

It's my candy

It's my candy Store

It's my candy store

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[l3m0ngal5]

British heavens candy store (sweet shop)

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?

I'd normally slap your face off

And everyone here could watch

But I'm feeling nice

Here's some advice

Listen up beeyotch

I like

Lookin' hot

Buying stuff they cannot

I like

Drinking hard

Maxing dad's credit card

I like

Skippin' pe

Scaring her

Him screwing me

I like

Killer clothes

Kickin' nerds in the nose

If you lack the balls

You can go play like Fools

Let your mommy fix you a snack (whoa)

Or you could come smoke

Pound some rum and coke

In my Porsche with Some boys in back (whoa, whoa, whoa)

Honey, Don't you stop

Come on to Sweet Shop

Time prove you Can survive at the top

And step into my Sweet shop

Guys fall

At your feet

Pay the check

Help you cheat

All you

Have to do

Say goodbye

To Shamu

That freak's

Not your friend

I can tell

In the end

If she

Had your shot

She would leave

You to rot

Course, if you don't care

Fine, go braid her hair

Maybe Charlie and lola is on (whoa)

Or forget that creep

And get in my jeep

Let's go tear up

Someone's lawn (whoa, whoa, whoa)

Honey, Don't you stop.

Come in my candy store

To prove

You're not a pussy

Just stop

And step into my sweet shop

You can join the team

Or you can bitch and moan

You can live the dream

Or you can die alone

You can fly with Robins

Or if you prefer

Keep on testing me

And end up like her

Veronica, look!

Kam invited me to his Birthday party!

This proves he's been thinking about me!

Color me stoked

I'm so happy!

ooh, whoa, honey, Welcome to the top

Shut up, Heather!

Step into my Sweet shop

Whoa, time for you to prove

You're not a lameass

So stop

And step into my sweet shop

It's my Sweet shop

It's my Sweet

It's my Sweet shop

It's my Sweet

It's my Sweet shop

It's my Sweet Shop

[irrelevaantidiot]

[H. CHANDLER:] Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far Why now are you pulling on my dick? I'd normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice Listen up, biotch!

[HEATHERS:] I like!

[H. CHANDLER:] Lookin' hot Buying stuff they cannot

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:] I like!

[H. CHANDLER:] Drinkin' hard Maxin' Dad's credit card

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:] I like!

[H. CHANDLER:] Skippin' gym Scaring her Screwing him

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:] I like!

[H. CHANDLER:] Killer clothes

[HEATHERS:] Kickin' nerds in the nose!

[H. CHANDLER:] If you lack the balls You can go play dolls Let your mommy fix you a snack

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:] Woah!

[H. CHANDLER:] Or you could come smoke Pound some rum and coke In my Porsche with the quarterback

[HEATHERS:] Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store It's time for you to prove You're not a loser anymore Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:] Guys fall

[H. DUKE:] At your feet Pay the check

[H. MCNAMARA:] Help you cheat

[HEATHERS:] All you

[H. DUKE:] Have to do

[H. CHANDLER:] Say goodbye to Shamu

[HEATHERS:] That freak's

[H. MCNAMARA:] Not your friend I can tell in the end

[HEATHERS:] If she

[H. DUKE:] Had your shot

[HEATHERS:] She would leave you to rot

[H. MCNAMARA:] 'Course if you don't care Fine! Go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on

[HEATHERS:] Woah!

[H. MCNAMARA:] Or forget that creep

[H. DUKE:] And get in my jeep

[H. CHANDLER:] Let's go tear up someone's lawn

[HEATHERS:] Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You're not a pussy anymore Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER:] You can join the team

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:] Or you can bitch and moan

[H. CHANDLER:] You can live the dream

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:] Or you can die alone

[H. CHANDLER:] You can fly with eagles

[HEATHERS:] Or if you prefer

[H. CHANDLER:] Keep on testing me

[HEATHERS:] And end up like her!

[MARTHA:] Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party This proves he's been thinking about me

[VERONICA:] Color me stoked!

[MARTHA:] I'm so happy!

[HEATHERS:] Woah!

[H. DUKE:] Honey, whatchu waiting fo...

[H. CHANDLER:] Shut up Heather!

[H. CHANDLER:] Step into my candy store!

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:] Time for you to prove

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:] You're not a lame ass anymore!

[HEATHERS:] Then step into my candy store!

[HEATHERS:] It's my candy store It's my candy! It's my candy store It's my candy! It's my candy store It's my candy stoooreee!

WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY DICK???

[friendball-irl]

Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick? I'd normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice Listen up beeyotch

I like Lookin' hot Buying stuff they cannot

I like Drinking hard Maxing dad's credit card

I like Skippin' gym Scarin' her Screwin' him

I like Killer clothes Kickin' nerds in the nose

If you lack the balls You can go play dolls Let your mommy fix you a snack (whoa)

Or you could come smoke Pound some rum and coke In my Porsche with the quarterback (whoa, whoa, whoa)

Honey, what you waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store Time for you to prove you're not a loser Anymore And step into my candy store

Guys fall At your feet Pay the check Help you cheat

All you Have to do Say goodbye To Shamu

That freak's Not your friend I can tell In the end

If he Had your shot He would leave You to rot

Course, if you don't care Fine, go fix his hair Maybe Sesame Street is on (whoa)

Or forget that creep And get in my jeep Let's go tear up Someone's lawn (whoa, whoa, whoa)

Honey, what you waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You're not a pussy Anymore And step into my candy store

You can join the team Or you can bitch and moan You can live the dream Or you can die alone You can fly with eagles Or if you prefer Keep on testing me And end up like him

Grayson, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me! Color me stoked I'm so happy!

ooh, whoa, honey, what you waitin' for? Shut up, Heather! Step into my candy store Whoa, time for you to prove You're not a lameass Anymore And step into my candy store It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy store

I hate to say this, but I've only ever heard this song in FNF form.

[womanovertheedge]

[H. CHANDLER, spoken] Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You’ve come so far Why now are you pulling on my dick? I’d normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I’m feeling nice Here’s some advice Listen up, biatch!

[HEATHERS] I like!

[H. CHANDLER] Lookin’ hot Buying stuff they cannot

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] I like!

[H. CHANDLER] Drinkin’ hard Maxin’ Dad’s credit card

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] I like!

[H. CHANDLER] Skippin’ gym Scaring her Screwing him

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] I like!

[H. CHANDLER] Killer clothes

[HEATHERS] Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

[H. CHANDLER] If you lack the balls You can go play dolls Let your mommy fix you a snack

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Woah!

[H. CHANDLER] Or you could come smoke Pound some rum and coke In my Porsche with the quarterback [HEATHERS] Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store Time for you to prove You’re not a loser anymore Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA] Guys fall

[H. DUKE] At your feet Pay the check

[H. MCNAMARA] Help you cheat

[HEATHERS] All you

[H. DUKE] Have to do

[H. CHANDLER] Say goodbye to Shamu [HEATHERS] That freak’s

[H. MCNAMARA] Not your friend I can tell in the end

[HEATHERS] If she

[H. DUKE] Had your shot

[HEATHERS] She would leave you to rot!

[H. MCNAMARA] ‘Course if you don’t care Fine! Go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on

[HEATHERS] Woah!

[H. MCNAMARA] Or forget that creep

[H. DUKE] And get in my Jeep

[H. CHANDLER] Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

[HEATHERS] Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You’re not a pussy anymore Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER] You can join the team

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Or you can bitch and moan

[H. CHANDLER] You can live the dream

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Or you can die alone

[H. CHANDLER] You can fly with eagles

[HEATHERS] Or if you prefer

[H. CHANDLER] Keep on testing me

[HEATHERS] And end up like her!

[MARTHA, spoken] Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me!

[VERONICA, spoken] Color me stoked!

[MARTHA, spoken] I’m so happy!

[HEATHERS] Woah!

[H. DUKE] Honey, whatchu waiting fo—

[H. CHANDLER, spoken] Shut up, Heather!

(sung) Step into my candy store!

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Time for you to prove You're not a lame ass anymore!

[H. CHANDLER] Oooh woah! Woah oh oh!

[HEATHERS] Then step into my candy store!

[HEATHERS] It’s my candy store It’s my candy It’s my candy store It’s my candy! It’s my candy store It's my candy store!

Candy Store!

[thenasoneshots]

Thomas Oneshot - (Y/n)'s Candy Store

Requested?: No

Prompt: None

Type of oneshot: Songfic/Fluff

Song Used: Candy Store - Heathers

Timing: Modern AU

Reader's Relations: Washington’s Daughter

Warnings: Swearing, implied Lams (John being a gay mf)

Other notes: Reader is seen as the ‘mythic bitch’ of the school. Being able to do whatever she wants because Washington is the headmaster (hehe)

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“-and then I punched him in the face. Again. Like when is  he going to fucking learn that I don’t like him romantically?” I finished, banging my head on the table, the rest of the Hamilsquad sitting around me in the lunch hall, John on my left, Laf on his other side, Alex opposite me and Herc sitting opposite John.

“I wish I was you, (Y/n). I would-”

“We all know, you’d ‘kill to have a guy look at you the way Jefferson looks at me’. You keep saying it, John,” I interrupted him, patting his shoulder, “Don’t worry, if your crush doesn’t man up and tell you he likes you back, I’ll make him,” I continued, sending Alex the side eye of ‘I fucking know you’re bisexual you little fucker. Tell him’.

“(Y/n)... don’t look now, but I think we might have a problem… In the form of a magenta and macaroni-loving piece of shit.”

I rolled my eyes and lifted my right hand up to my face, hoping Jefferson wouldn’t be able to tell it was me if he couldn’t see my face. Unfortunately, it didn’t work.

“Well, hello there, Darlin’.”

“Fuck off, Jefferson. I’m not interested.”

“How did you know I was gon’ ask you out, Darlin’?”

I rolled my eyes, exasperated, before standing up, muttering a ‘watch this’ to my friends, “Are we gonna have a problem? Have you got a bone to pick? You’ve come so far in my books, why now are you pulling on my dick?” I asked, grabbing the cane he always carried around, using the head of it to bring his face closer to mine before pushign him away from me, “I’d normally slap your face off, then everyone here could watch,” I continued, using my hands to indicate the entire lunch hall where the majority of the school was seated, finishing off their lunch, most of the tables being cleared, “But I’m feeling nice, here’s some advice. Listen up, biatch!” I exclaimed sitting on the table my friends were seated at, “I like! Lookin’ hot buying stuff they cannot. I like! Drinkin’ hard, maxin’ Dad’s credit card. I like! Skippin’ gym, scaring her,” I sang out, pointing over to one of the random girls in our year, “Screwing him,” I continued, sending Laf a wink, considering our past hook-up history, it was fun, “I like! Killer clothes, kickin’ nerds in the nose!” I continued, hopping off the table and pretending to kick Jefferson in the nose.

“If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack! Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke in my Porsche with the quarterback! Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store. Time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore, then step into my candy store. Girls fall at your feet, pay the check, help you cheat. All you have to do is say goodbye to Shamu. That freak’s not your friend, I can tell, in the end, if he had your shot he would leave you to rot! ‘Course if you don’t care, fine! Go braid his hair, maybe Sesame Street is on, woah! Or forget that creep and get in my Jeep. Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn. Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store you just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore then step into my candy store. You can join the team,” I continued motioning to my friends, leaning on the cane I’d taken from Jefferson a few minutes prior, proving I was not planning to return it once I’d finished my fun by messing with him, “Or you can bitch and moan. You can live the dream or you can die alone. You can fly with eagles or if you prefer; Keep on testing me, and end up like her!”

At this moment, James came running up to Jefferson, seemingly out of breath, “Thomas, look! Dolley invited me to her party! This proves she’s been thinking about me!” (I hate being mean to Jemmy, but I couldn’t think of anyone else to use)

“Color me stoked!” I heard Jefferson mutter, proving he was still trying to get on my good side, knowing I’d been the one to send James the small note, me being able to imitate anyone’s handwriting.

“Woah! Honey, whatchu waiting for? Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove you're not a lame ass anymore! Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! Then step into my candy store!” I finished, posing whilst holding the cane in both hands (think the end of ‘What’d I Miss?’) before sitting down and finishing off my lunch.

“Okay, fine. Point proven. I’ll leave you alone.”

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I had been sitting on one of the benches outside, taking in the summer air, when I heard muttering from behind me, “No, you tell her!”

“She’ll be more annoyed if it’s me!”

“She likes you best, John, you tell her!”

“What?! Are you trying to get me killed?”

At this point I got annoyed with the four of them ruining my peaceful break from the school day and stood up, walking over to them, “What are you boys muttering about?”

“John’s got something to tell you, (Y/n)! We’ll leave you in peace!” Alex shouted, pushing John forward before grabbing Laf and Herc by the wrists and dragging them off, leaving me and John alone.

“Listen, (Y/n). Please don’t kill me for this but… the thing is… w-we don’t want to be your friends anymore!” he sputtered, probably trying to get it over with as soon as possible. That was a dagger to my heart. I knew I was a bitch sometimes, but I didn’t realise it was to the point where it made the Hamilsquad scared of me. I nodded, trying to hold back the tears, “Okay, I understand.” I saw John breathe a sigh of relief as he ran off in the direction Alex had dragged the other two off in. I just returned to the bench I was sitting on and sobbed. Not caring any more.

“(Y/n)?”

“Fuck off, Jefferson. I’m not in the mood for you to ask me on another date right n-wait did you just call me by my first name?”

“Yeah. I’m sorry for always pestering you about a date, but that’s not the important thing right now. What is, is you tellin’ me why you’re upset. I've never seen you cry in all the years I’ve known you.”

“Because I didn’t have a reason. I should have known. I should have known those little pieces of shit were only being my friends because they knew it meant they could get away with any prank they wanted to.”

“What?”

“Laurens just came over and told me they didn’t want to be friends anymore. No one likes me for me, they just like me cause of my dad, speaking of, I need to talk to him, if you’ll excuse me,” I spoke, standing up and starting to walk off, before I was grabbed by the wrist, “(Y/n), wait. Please don’t say that. I know one person who likes you for you.”

“Oh yeah? Who’s that?”

“Me.”

I just looked at him in shock, yes he’d been constantly asking me out, but I thought it was just because he was trying to get in my dad’s good books or something, “Y-you’re serious?” He nodded and brought a hand up to my face, wiping the tears from my cheeks, “Honestly. I swear on my life, I like you for you, not the persona you put up in school.” I smiled and placed a hand on his cheek, my eyes flicking between his eyes and lips, but before I had the chance to ask, I was beaten to it, “(Y/n), if you want to kiss me, you don’t need to ask.” That was all I needed, and I wrapped my arms around his neck letting the cane I’d stolen from him drop to the ground, as I felt his arms wrap around my waist.

“Wow… That was… Thomas, can I tell you a secret?”

“Hm, of course, (Y/n).”

“That was my first kiss.”

“H-how?! How can you never have been kissed before? You’re gorgeous,” Thomas asked, a shocked look on his face. I just sighed, “No one’s ever wanted to kiss me before, well not strictly true, I’ve never let anyone kiss me. Yes, I’ve had a boyfriend in the past, but I didn’t trust that he wasn’t using me for my father, so I never let him kiss me, and then he broke up with me…”

“I promise I will never do that to you, (Y/n). Ever.”

MEANWHILE

“What?! She’s giving him a chance?! I cannot believe this. I thought he’d never want to talk to her again if we broke her walls down!”

“That was your plan, mon ami? You broke her apart by making John tell her that we didn’t want to be her friends anymore, just on the off chance that Jefferson would see she’s ‘not as strong as he thinks’ and leave her alone?”

“Laf, this is not the time. Go and talk to her. You were her second favourite after John, who she’s never going to want to speak to again.”

--------------- BACK TO YOUR POV

I smiled sitting next to Thomas at lunch the next day, James and Aaron sitting opposite us, the former having forgiven me for my comments towards him.

“So remind us again how this happened,” Aaron asked, motioning towards mine and Thomas’ intertwined hands.

“Because Hamilton and Laurens and MASSIVE DICKHEADS!” I shouted the last two words, turning around and facing the two boys I used to call friends.

“We said we’re sorry, (Y/n)!”

“Sorry doesn’t make everything better!” I retorted, sending them both the middle finger.

----------------------

“Thomas, stop, we’ll get caught!” I whined out as he pinned me against my locker kissing my neck.

“But I’ve missed you.”

“We’ve been away from each other for one lesson!” I retorted, giving him a quick peck on the lips, “I’ve got to get to History or else my dad will have my head.”

“Since when did you care about what your dad said, (Y/n)?”

“Shut up and kiss me,” I muttered, kissing him again, “Now, let me go and I’ll think about letting you properly meet my parents.”

“Okay, Darlin’,” he replied, standing up and letting me go with a final peck on the lips.

---------------------------END OF ONESHOT

I had no idea where this was going all I had when I started writing this was the ‘Candy Store’ idea, and then it spiralled into the reader not being as tough as she puts on.

[ssparksflyy]

or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke, in my porsche with the quarterback! (woah! woah! woah! )

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?

id normally slap ur face off, and everyone her could watch! 😍

but im feeling nice, here's some advice, listen up BIATCH

[maxinexstars]

The party

Request by anon: Hi do you write song fics? If you do can I request a Marinette x femreader about the song candy store from heathers the musical? You can write it however you want maybe the could get into a fight or something. Thanks

You were the queen of the school,being the leader of the popular kids,the leader of the cheer squad and the principal's daughter no one dared to mess with you. Instead people worshiped you. So when the new girl enrolled your dad asked you to show her around,but what you weren’t prepared for was just how cute she was. Marinette was the classic good girl,which made you fall for even harder. You walked with her through the halls explaining where everything was,trying to find out more about her in between rooms. The tour ended at the drama club,which you were also the leader of. 

“So what are the rules?” She asked.

“There’s essentially one rule” You paused “Don’t piss me off” You walked into the club room with her behind you,only stopping once you reached the stage and walked on top of it. “But I’ll explain it a bit” You had explained it so many times that you had a song and performance to go along with it.

 Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick? I'd normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice Listen up beeyotch I like Lookin' hot Buying stuff They can not I like Drinking hard Maxing dad's credit card I like Skippin' gym Scarin' her Screwin' him I like Killer clothes Kickin' nerds in the nose If you lack the balls You can go play dolls Let your mommy fix you a snack (whoa) Or you could come smoke Pound some rum and coke In my Porsche with the quarterback (whoa, whoa, whoa) Honey what you waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store Time for you to prove you're not a loser Anymore And step into my candy store Guys fall At your feet Pay the check Help you cheat All you Have to do Say goodbye To Shamu That freak's Not your friend I can tell In the end If she Had your shot She would leave You to rot Course if you don't care Fine, go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on (whoa) Or forget that creep And get in my jeep Let's go tear up Someone's lawn (whoa, whoa, whoa) Honey what you waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You're not a pussy Anymore And step into my candy store You can join the team Or you can bitch and moan You can live the dream Or you can die alone You can fly with eagles Or if you prefer Keep on testing me And end up like her Honey what you waitin' for? Shut up, Heather! Step into my candy store Time for you to prove You're not a lameass Anymore And step into my candy store It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy store 

 You jumped down from the stage,landing in front of her. “Like I said don’t piss me off and you’ll be fine” She quickly nodded “Now for the actual rules” You lead her out of the room and to your locker,handing her the rule book. 

“Thank you”

 “Hey Y/N�� Kim called out as he walked by “You’re coming to my party tomorrow night,right?” 

“Of course” “Don’t forget it’s date only” He laughed “So you won’t get in if you're alone” Kim threw a bunch of parties but always with some stupid rule,his last party rule was you had to find a key hidden somewhere around the school. You were planning on going of course but you still haven’t asked anyone yet,but now was a perfect time. “I didn’t” You turned back to Marinette 

“Would you like to go with me?” You asked,winking at her. She froze in shock for a few seconds. 

“Yes” “I’ll see you tomorrow night” You said to both her and Kim,who was still standing there in shock

[heather-puke]

putting candy store through google translate bc why not?

original:

H. CHANDLER:

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?

I’d normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch.

But I’m feeling nice.

Here’s some advice.

Listen up, biotch!

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

I like!

H. CHANDLER:

Lookin’ hot. Buying stuff they cannot

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

I like!

H. CHANDLER:

Drinkin’ hard.

Maxin’ Dad’s credit card

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

I like!

H. CHANDLER:

Skippin’ gym

Scaring her, Screwing him.

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

I like!

H. CHANDLER:

Killer clothes

HEATHERS:

Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

H. CHANDLER:

If you lack the balls

You can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

Woah!

H. CHANDLER:

Or you could come smoke

Pound some rum and coke

In my Porsha with the quarterback!

HEATHERS:

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?

Welcome to my candy store!

It’s time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore.

Then step into my candy store!

H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:

Guys fall

H. DUKE:

At your feet

Pay the check

H. MCNAMARA:

Help you cheat

HEATHERS:

All you

H. DUKE:

Have to do

H. CHANDLER:

Say goodbye to Shamoo

HEATHERS:

That freak’s

H. MCNAMARA:

Not your friend I can tell in the end

HEATHERS:

If she

H. MCNAMARA:

Had your shot

HEATHERS:

She would leave you to rot

H. MCNAMARA:

‘Course if you don’t care...

Fine!

Go braid her hair!

Maybe Sesame Street is on.

HEATHERS:

Woah!

H. MCNAMARA:

Or forget the creep

H. DUKE:

And get in my jeep

H. CHANDLER:

Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

HEATHERS:

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?

Welcome to my candy store!

You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore.

Then step into my candy store!

H. CHANDLER:

You can join the team

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

Or you can bitch and moan

H. CHANDLER:

You can live the dream

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

Or you can die alone

H. CHANDLER:

You can fly with eagles

HEATHERS: Or if you prefer

H. CHANDLER:

Keep on testing me

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

And end up like her!

MARTHA:

Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party. This proves he’s been thinking about me.

VERONICA:

Color me stoked.

MARTHA:

I’m so happy!

H. DUKE:

Honey, whachu waiting fo—

H. CHANDLER:

SHUT UP, HEATHER!

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

Step into my candy store!

Time for you to prove you’re not a lame-ass anymore.

Then step into my candy store!

HEATHERS:

It’s my candy store

It’s my candy

It’s my candy store

It’s my candy

It’s my candy store

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translated:

H. CHANDLER:

Are we going to have a problem?

Have a lot to choose from?

You've come this far, why are you pulling my cock now?

I used to slap you in the face and everyone in the audience could watch.

But I feel good.

Here are some tips.

Listen bitch!

H. DUK and H. MACNAMARA:

I like it!

H. CHANDLER:

Looks sexy.

Buying things they can't

H. DUK and H. McNAMARA:

I love that!

H. CHANDLER:

Drink a lot.

Maxin 'Dad Credit Card

H. DUK and H. MACNAMARA:

I like it!

H. CHANDLER:

Go to the gym

Scare her, screw it up.

H. DUK and H. MACNAMARA:

I like it!

H. CHANDLER:

Killer clothes

HEATERS:

Kick nerds in the nose!

H. CHANDLER:

If you miss balls

You can go play with dolls

Let your mom make you a sandwich

H. DUK and H. MACNAMARA:

Wow!

H. CHANDLER:

Or you could go smoke

Taste rum and coke

I have a Porsche with a defender!

HEATERS:

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Darling, what are you waiting for?

Welcome to my pastry shop!

It's time for you to prove that you are no longer a failure.

Then go to my pastry shop!

H. CHANDLER and H. McNAMARA:

Guys fall

G. Duke:

At your feet

Pay check

H. MACNAMARA:

Help cheat

HEATERS:

You all

G. Duke:

Need to do

H. CHANDLER:

Say goodbye to Shamu

HEATERS:

This freak

H. MACNAMARA:

Not your friend, I can tell at the end

HEATERS:

If she

H. MACNAMARA:

Was your shot

HEATERS:

She will leave you to rot

H. MACNAMARA:

Of course, you care

Fine!

Go and braid her hair!

Maybe Sesame Street is coming.

HEATERS:

Wow!

H. MACNAMARA:

Or forget about the creep

G. Duke:

Kiss the girls in my jeep

H. CHANDLER:

Let's tear somebody's lawn

Heathers:

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Honey, what are you waiting for?

Welcome to my candy store!

You have to prove that you are no longer a cat.

Then step into my candy store!

H. Chandler:

You can join the team

H. Duke & H. McNamara:

Or you can moan in bed

H. Chandler:

You can live your dreams

H. Duke & H. McNamara:

Or you can die alone

H. Chandler:

You can fly with an eagle

Heather: Or as needed

H. Chandler:

Keep testing me

H. Duke & H. McNamara:

And you will be like her!

Marpa:

Veronica, look!

Ram invited me to his welcome party.

This proves that he was thinking of me.

Veronica:

The color fanned me.

Marpa:

I am very happy!

G. Duke:

What are you waiting for sexy?

H. Chandler:

Shut your up, Heather!

H.DUK and H.MACNAMARA:

Come to my pastry shop!

It's time to prove that you're no longer a fool.

Then come to my pastry shop!

Heater:

This is my pastry shop

This is my sweet

This is my pastry shop

This is my sweet

This is my pastry shop

--------------------------

"Kiss the girls in my jeep"

I-

HEATHER DUKE LESBIAN CONFIRMED???

[itsthemysterykids]

Oooohhhh! What about candy store?

Dipper: Dear Diary, it’s been three weeks since I became friends with l'he Richies… *crosses something out* 'Friends" isn’t the right word, exactly. It's more like the Richies are people I work with and our job is being popular and shit-

*The bell rings. Neil and Mabel walk up to Dipper, not sure what to say*

Neil: … Hey, Dipper.

Dipper: Hey.

Mabel: You really look beauliful these clays.

Dipper: Yeah, well, it's still the same me underneath.

Mabel: Are you sure?

Dipper: Look, I'm sorry I flaked on movie night last week. I've had a lot going on.

Neil: We get that. You're with the Richies now. It's exciting.

Dipper: Whatever. But we'II hang soon, I promise.

*Dib arrives*

Dib: Dipper! Lili says to haul ass to the caf, pronto.

Dipper: How very.

*Dipper and Dib make their way into the cafeteria, passing by Norman Babcock, a boy in dark colors leaning against the wall. He’s reading Flowers of Evil.)

*Dipper and Dib join Lili and Wybie at their table. Lili is doing her nails while Wybie brushes her hair*

Lili: *Notices them Dipper, finally! I need a forged note Raz Aquato’s handwiiting. You'll need something to write on. Dib bend over.

*Dib bends over to allow Dipper to write on his back. It’s degrading, but he’s used to it. Dipper writes as Lili dictates and shows him a paper with Raz’s handwriting for him to compare*

Lili: "Hi, Honey, I've been watching you ... and thinking about us in the old days. I hope you can come to my homecoming party this weekend. I miss you ... Raz." Put an "XO" after the signature.

Dipper: What's this for anyway?

Lili: You remember how Raz used to hang with Mabel Pines?

Dipper: *Suddenly nervous* Well yeah, in kindergarten. We all did.

Dib: Well, we all didn't kiss on the kickball field.

Wybie: *suddenly excited* Oh my God, that day! I totally forgot. Raz kissed Mabel Pines. *Laughs* It was disgusting!

Lili: *takes the note* Perfect. *Coraline and Raz enter the cafeteria, she flags them, down* Raz, come here!

Raz: Whaddaya think she wants?

Coraline: I don’t know, to French? Go! *Raz coolly makes his way over to the Richies while she only goes over to Wybie* Hey, babe.

Wybie: *Smiles* Hey.

*Lili hands Raz the note*

Lili: Be a dear and give this note to Mabel Pines for me.

Dipper: Wait-

Raz: Since when do you talk to that weirdo? *He starts to unfold the note. Lili stops hirn*

Lili: Don't read it. She's having extra-heavy flow and wanted some advice from my gyno.

Raz: Ugh!

*Dipper takes the note from Raz. Instantly, he's surrounded by the Richies. Raz and Coraline step back, knowing this won’t end well*

Lili: What are you doing?

Dipper: Please, don’t do this! Not to Mabel!

Dib: Why? It’ll give her wet dream material for weeks-

Lili: Shut up, Dib!

Dib: Sorry, Lili.

Dipper: Mabel has had a thing for Raz for like twelve years now, this will kill her! It’s horrible, it’s-

Lili: Are we gonna have a problem?! *This catches the attention of the cafeteria* You got a bone to pick? You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick? I'd normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch. But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice-

Lili/Wybie/Dip: Listen up, biotch!

*The Richies advance on Dipper, smiling in tight formation like Satan's favorite singing group*

Wybie/Dib: I like!

Lili: Lookin' hot, buying stuff they cannot!

Wybie/Dib: I like!

Lili: Drinkin' hard! Maxin' Dad's credit card!

Wybie/Dib: I like!

Lili: Skippin' gym, Scaring her, Screwing him!

Wybie/Dib: I like!

Lili: Killer clothes!

Richies: Kickin' nerds in the nose!

Lili: If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls! Let your mommy fix you a snack!

Wybie/Dib: Wo-oah!

Lili: Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke! In my Porsche with the quarterback!

Lili/Wybie/Dib: Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store! It's time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore… Then step into my candy store…

Wybie: Girls fall!

Dib: At your feet! Pay the check!

Wybie: Help you cheat!

Lili/Wybie/Dib: All you!

Dib: Have to do!

Lili: Say goodbye to those two.

Lili/Wybie/Dib: Those freak's!

Wybie: Aren’t your friends! I can tell in the end!

Lili/Wybie/Dib: If they!

Dib: Had your shot!

Lili/Wybie/Dib: They would leave you to rot!

Wybie: 'Course if you don't care- Fine! Go braid her hair! Maybe Sesame Street is on!

*Lili sneaks the forged love note away from a distracted Dipper. She passes it to Wybie*

Lili/Wybie/Dib: Wo-oah!

Wybie: Or forget that creep!

Dib: And get in my jeep!

Lili: Let's go tear up someone's lawn!

As Mabel walks by, Wybie slips the note onto her lunch tray*

Lili/Wybie/Dib: Wo-oah! Wo-oah! Wo-oah! Honey, whatchu waitin' for?! Welcome to my candy store! You just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore… Then step into my candy store…

*Mabel opens the note and reads it*

Lili: You can join the team!

Wybie/Dib: Or you can bitch and moan!

Lili: You can live the dream!

Wybie/Dib: Or you can die alone!

Lili: You can fly with eagles!

Wybie/Dib: Or if you prefer!

Lili: Keep on testing me!

Lili/Wybie/Dib: And end up like her!

*Mabel hurries over to Dipper, waving the forged "note from Raz."*

Mabel: Dipper, look! Raz invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me.

*Dipper glances over at the Richies. Lili gives him a "Who’s it going to be?" look*

Dipper: … Color me stoked!

Mabel: I'm so happy!

*Mabel leaves. Now its Dib’s turn to solo - he makes the most of his moment*

Dib: Wo-oah~! Honey, whatchu waiting fo...

Lili: *Pushes Dib out of the way* Shut up, Dib! Step into my candy store!

Wybie/Dib: Time for you to prove you’re not a lame-ass anymore!

Lili/Wybie/Dib: Then step into my candy store! It's my candy store It's my candy! It's my candy store It's my candy! It's my candy store It's my candy stoooreee!

*The Richies leave. Dipper starts to exit, passing Norman. He spiels to Dipper without looking up from his book*

Norman: You shouldn't have bowed down to the Swatch--dogsand Diet-Cokeheads. They're gonna crush that girl.

Dipper: … I'm sorry,what?

[fluffydancer618]

Are we gonna have a problem? You've got a bone to pick?

*sigh* *pulls out the green croquet ball and the croquet mallet* You just don't wanna have a happy life don't you

yoU'VE COME SO FAR WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY DICK?

I'D NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF

AND EVERYONE HERE COULD WATCH ^^

but I'm feeling nice

herE'S SOME ADVICE

LISTEN UP B̛̟͖̱̪I͈͍̲̩̭̱̟T̶̻C̩̮͖͞Ḩ̤̪͉͕

I 👏 LIKE 👏

LOOKIN' HOT

BUYING STUFF THEY CAN NOT

I 👏 LIKE 👏

DRINKING HARD

MAXING DAD'S CREDIT CARD

I 👏 LIKE 👏

SKIPPIN' GYM

SCARIN' HER </3

SCREWIN' HIM <3  

I 👏 LIKE 👏

Killer clothes

KICKIN' NERDS IN THE NOSE!

IF YOU LACK THE BALLS

YOU CAN GO PLAY DOLLS

LET YOUR MOMMY FIX YOU A SNACK

WHOoA

OR YOU COULD COME SMOKE

POUND SOME RUM AND COKE

IN MY PORSCHE WITH THE QUuUARTERBACK

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

*inhale*

HONEY WHAT YOU WAITIN' FOOOR?~

WELCOME TO MY CANDY STOoORE

TIME FOR YOU TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A LOOSER

ANYMOOoOoORE

Come step into my candy stoooOOORE

GUYS👏 FALL👏

AT YOUR FEET

PAY THE CHECK

HELP YOU CHEAT OwO

ALL👏 YOU👏

HAVE TO DO

Say goodbye to Shamu.

THAT👏 FREAK'S👏

NOT YOUR FRIEND :<

I CAN TELL

IN THE END

IF👏 SHE👏

HAD YOUR SHOT

SHE WOULD LEAVE YOU TO ROT!

COURSE IF YOU DON'T CARE

FINE GO BRAID HER HAIR

MAYBE SESAME STREET IS OoON :>

WHOoA

OR FORGET THAT CREEP

AND GET IN MY JEEP ;)

LET'S GO TEAR UP SOMEONE'S LAAAWN!

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

HONEY WHAT YOU WAITIN' FOOOR?~

WELCOME TO MY CANDY STOoORE

YOU JUST GOTTA PROVE YOU'RE NOT A  P U S S Y

ANYMOOoOoORE

Come step into my candy stoooOOORE

You can join the team :)

OR YOU CAN BITCH AND MOAN

You can live the dream ^^

OR YOU CAN DIE ALONE!

YOU CAN FLY WITH EAGLES

OR IF YOU PREFER

KEEP ON TESTING ME

AND

END 

UP

LIKE 

HER

- Veronica, look! ^_^ Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me! UwU

- ...Color me stoked

- I'm so happy! OWO

wHoOoAh honey what you waitin’ fo-

S̋̌́͆̓Ḧ̨ͨȔͣͯ̿̂ͨ̒͜T͊ͦ̓́ ̶̏̓̈͐ͮ͆Uͭ̓͑̅̒̚Pͬ̊̆ ͧͬͨͬ̓ HATCLER H̓̒ͧĘͦͪ̽ͫȀ̂̎ͭT̷̏̂͑̏H̛ͤ͆̾̌̆̾ͤEͧͬͬ̄ͧ́R̀͏!!!

STEP INTO MY CAAAAANDYYYY STOOOOOOORE

TIME FOR YOU TO PROVE

YOU'RE NOT A LAMEASS

ANYMOoOoORE

AND STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE

it's my candy store

It's my candyy

IT'S MY CANDY STORE

IT'S MY CANDYY

IT'S MY CANDY STORE

IT'S MY CANDY͈͊͛ͥͬ ͇͑ͩ̊ͧS̡͍̠̩͑̿͋̓̒Tͦͩͧͥ͊͏͍O̖̭͙͎̔O̝͠O̹͉̭̙ͭ̈́ͬ́Ȍ̝̯̻̭̜̎̚o̗͇̤͍̫̺̲̕O͎̜ͬͬ̑̀Ȍ͎͍͕͡O̵ͮ̔̆ͬo̯͑̒͟Ó̿͛ͭͩ̈́͏̪̼͚̝ọ̻̳̥͉̎͋̂́̀Ó̊̅̓̈̎̈̊̂̿ͧ̉̏ͬ̎͏̵̛͈̪̤̣͖̺͞o̧̹̦͈̘̟͕̜̰͍̲̗̫͇̘̘̦̤̝͒ͩ͐̀͂͛́̚̚͠Ö̷̶̪̤͔̖̱̗̮̖̖̥́̀̈ͬ͡R̶̛̹̻̣͙̱̘̍̇ͬͬ̊ͣ́͢E͊ͫ͒͌̆͑̀ͣ͒̔̉͂ͬ͛͂͏̜͙̱̬̺͔̝̬̳̜̮̖̙̞

🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬

[ask-4-town]

If you lack the balls, you could go play dolls, let mommy fix you a snack.

Woah!

Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke

IN MY PORSCHE WITH THE QUARTERBACK WOAH WOOAH WOOOAAAAHHHHH

[lucia-goch]

CANDY STORE

Lyrics

[LUCIA, spoken]

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You’ve come so far

Why now are you pulling on my dick?

I’d normally slap your face off

And everyone here could watch

But I’m feeling nice

Here’s some advice

Listen up, biotch!

[FOXXY & CLARA]

I like!

[LUCIA]

Lookin’ hot

Buying stuff they cannot

[FOXXY & CLARA]

I like!

[LUCIA]

Drinkin’ hard

Maxin’ Dad’s credit card

[FOXXY & CLARA]

I like!

[LUCIA]

Skippin’ gym

Scaring her

Screwing him

[FOXXY & CLARA]

I like!

[LUCIA]

Killer clothes

[LUCIA, FOXXY & CLARA]

Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

[LUCIA]

If you lack the balls

You can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack

[FOXXY & CLARA]

Woah!

[LUCIA]

Or you could come smoke

Pound some rum and coke

In my Porsche with the quarterback

[LUCIA, FOXXY & CLARA]

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?

Welcome to my candy store

Time for you to prove

You’re not a loser anymore

Then step into my candy store

[FOXXY & CLARA]

Guys fall

[FOXXY]

At your feet

Pay the check

[CLARA]

Help you cheat

[LUCIA, FOXXY & CLARA]

All you

[FOXXY]

Have to do

[LUCIA]

Say goodbye to Monarch

[LUCIA, FOXXY & CLARA]

That freak’s

[CLARA]

Not your friend

I can tell in the end

[LUCIA, FOXXY & CLARA]

If she

[FOXXY]

Had your shot

[LUCIA, FOXXY & CLARA]

She would leave you to rot!

[CLARA]

‘Course if you don’t care

Fine! Go braid her hair

Maybe Sesame Street is on

[LUCIA, FOXXY & CLARA]

Woah!

[CLARA]

Or forget that creep

[FOXXY]

And get in my Jeep

[LUCIA]

Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

[LUCIA, FOXXY & CLARA]

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?

Welcome to my candy store

You just gotta prove

You’re not a pussy anymore

Then step into my candy store

[LUCIA]

You can join the team

[FOXXY & CLARA]

Or you can bitch and moan

[LUCIA]

You can live the dream

[FOXXY & CLARA]

Or you can die alone

[LUCIA]

You can fly with eagles

[FOXXY & CLARA]

Or if you prefer

[LUCIA]

Keep on testing me

[LUCIA, FOXXY & CLARA]

And end up like her!

[MISSI, spoken]

Doctor Girlfriend, look! Duke invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me!

[DR. GIRLFRIEND, spoken]

Color me stoked!

[MISSI, spoken]

I’m so happy!

[LUCIA, FOXXY & CLARA]

Woah!

[FOXXY]

Honey, whatchu waiting fo—

[LUCIA, spoken]

Shut up, Foxxy!

(sung)

Step into my candy store!

[FOXXY & CLARA]

Time for you to prove

You're not a lame ass anymore!

[LUCIA]

Oooh woah! Woah oh oh!

[LUCIA, FOXXY & CLARA]

Then step into my candy store!

It’s my candy store

It’s my candy

It’s my candy store

It’s my candy!

It’s my candy store

It's my candy store!