#“omg i should buy fishnets”

[positively-peachy-143]

Good morning all!! Second to last OOTD for the school year!!! Had to be colorful with it (also we're taking a field trip to a local park this afternoon)

[borathae]

OMG hear me out..... why do i think V is the type to buy a lot of gifts for his partner? he would probs be like -u like something? just get it because I'll just show my black card to them- that would be so hot of him 🤤 spending money for their partner vkaoi3wis and maybe during seggs he just rips off her fishnets

and then he says "dw I'll get u new ones" with a smirk... this man is dangerous ok. when they're out i am imagining he would say "get whatever u want darling, i am paying" 😩😏 gosh this man 😭😭😭

I can see that famdfma I feel like they all like to spoil their loved ones but omfmg I think Tae would do it in such a gentlemanly "I'll treat you like my queen" kinda way fnadnf 🥴 catch him buying you expenssive lingerie only to take it off with his teeth, catch him treating you to the finest of necklaces only to twist it as he fucks you doggy, catch him buying you expensive perfume only to whisper against your neck how he should punish you for smelling so good becuase "he can't concentrate, darling" FAMDFMA 🥴

[punkclowngod]

ITM anon here. Your fit is great tbh, Brink would be proud. Maybe you could get identical fishnets and tear some holes in them to make them a bit more “Sex Metal Barbie”. You could also even add some of your own personal clown core touches to make it Even More You, like maybe hot pink patches of fishnets or hot pink kink gear. Maybe also lean into some Harley Q stuff, with her diamonds (like hot pink diamond “tattoos” underneath the fishnets). (I hope this isn’t read with the tone that the fit is not good enough/needs more, but more in the tone that offering ideas to make you even more euphoric about the outfit). All in all, glad to have you in the ITM scene, that forearm handshake they do like warriors but it’s clownpunk meets cybergoth

The compliment of the highest calibre omg

This is super great advice, I really should rip up a pair of fishnets, I’ve done this with other types of tights but never fishnets even if they’re mostly what I wear

Clown touches are always super nice, I have so much stuff but I do struggle with the colour palette, most of my clown stuff is more rainbow or pink/blue, I should really expend my accessories and remake them in other colours because it does lack in diversity for the amount of palettes I wear, I have really nice clown chokers I made but I have none that are pink/black, I’ll definitely get on that soon!! And I do have some more kinky accessories but I do get anxious wearing them out (I know, surprising), but I have a really cute harness with angel wings that would’ve went SO WELL with that fit I’m so mad I only realized this now lol (and there’s a really cute top I saw in the window of a sex shop and I’ve been meaning to buy it cuz I’m in love with it I just keep forgetting about it)

Fake tattoos are something I feel I’m really missing out on now, just drawing stuff on my legs sounds like so much fun I used to draw on my body all the time before, I should do that again it’s such a creative way to accessorize without actually putting on more stuff

I really appreciate this btw, I love getting advice on my style, usually ppl irl just go “wow that’s so cool” but never give me ideas on how to get even more crazy with it and over the top, now I feel like I’m filled with inspiration on top of feeling great about my fit so thank you!! /gen

[twisted-broth]

Deciet x reader who plays roller derby and is extremely brutal at the sport, but the second she walks outside the ring she's an innocent cinnamon bun, a sarcastic cinnamon bun, but a cinnamon bun nonetheless

yas i love roller derby. i’m gonna use flat rink cuse that’s what we got here on the east coast. also i def exaggerated on some violent parts so there’s a little bit of blood.

roller derby is remus’ favorite sport ever so he was the one who dragged janus to his first match

he laughs when the announcer calls your overly violent pun of a stage name

you wear fishnets with ripped black jean shorts with a striped shirt that has seen better days. your makeup consists of messy red paint around you eyes and streaks on your cheeks

he didn’t start paying attention to you specifically until a few rounds in

you were one of the pivots for the team so you spent most of the time as a blocker

he watches in awe as you hip check the other teams jammer into oblivion

during one jam, the other jammer gets ahead of you and you desperately throw yourself into a painful shoulder check that sends her sprawling on the rink

janus yells at the ref when you get penalized for it

he doesn’t know the rules but he’ll yell anyway

you catch his eye while you’re sitting in the penalty box because he is STILL arguing with the ref

and you give him the sweetest smile he has ever seen and omg he can’t breath

soon your penalty is over and you get back in the game with even more brute force than before

you take a pretty bad hit during one jam and end up just a few feet away from him

you just laugh and spit a bit of blood on the ground before getting back in the game and goddamn janus fell in love

after the game he waits by the gate to catch you as you come out

he doesn’t even say anything before you see him and skate over and say “hey! sorry for bleeding in front of you!”

he stammers out some sort of response but you’re already talking about something else at that point

you ramble on about him defending your shoulder check and thank him for his support and he can barely get a word in

soon your coach yells at you to come in so you grab a nearby pen and scribble your number on his arm

“i gotta go put ice on my bruises but you should call me! my name is Y/n!”

remus is super whiny on the way home cuse he barely got any attention the poor soul

after then he comes to every one of your games and gets the best seats so he can cheer you on

he even makes signs and shirts with your number on it

he never worries about your injuries after games because he knows that you can take care of yourself

except if y’all are getting ~into it~ which can be kind of awkward since your thighs are covered in very large and painful bruises

he always goes to the after parties with your team and he’s good friends with all the girls

he’ll always buy everyone a round of drinks because he just thinks you’re all so amazing

[erixyin]

MLQC Boys as somethings I’ve said to my boyfriend:

Gavin:

“If i commit murder would you rat me out or join me and be my partner in crime?” “... yes”

*falls off the bed* “this is ILLEGAL!”

*gets stuck in a video game* “i dont need help!” *5 minutes later* “i need help!”

“I love you but could you not” [in reference to him changing while im trying to write an essay]

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRIMINOLOGY ISNT THE STUDY OF HOW TO BE A CRIMINAL”

*everytime he starts the car* “eheheh vroom vroom”

“SIR I AM CALLING THE POLICE” “you’re the one under arrest”

“What do you mean i cant have chicken nugs for tea again?”

*him walking in and seeing me wearing his hoodie. Looks away and blushes*

“Dry my hair wind!” “The wind accepts his fate”

“Gimme hugs gimme hugs gimme hugs *hugs* yes sweaty hugs”

“Do you think I’d be a good police officer?” “No”

“Im going to the shops!” “You’re wearing just my hoodie and tshirt” “I’m still going to the shops!”

“So then i realised i couldnt go to the GP- OMG DOGGY DOGGY DOGGY DOGGY WHAT A GOOD BOI” [the doggo in question is across the very busy road and is wearing a coat <3]

*gives me head pats* “am cute”

“We could illegally watch the movie...?” “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR”

Kiro:

*after a lengthy discussion about how i shouldn’t buy it” “ok but hear me out...it has ears”

“I bought 6 packets of laces” “why?” “Because I’ll eat 3 packets by myself”

*going to mcdonalds* “NUGS NUGS NUGS NUGS NUGS NUGS NUGS”

*both of us singing pitch perfect word for word*

🎶 “why can i not spell this word, spell this word, pull this word. Why can i not spell this word FOR AN ENTIRE GODDAMN HOUR” 🎵

“My abs are underneath a layer of squish for warmth through winter” “same!”

“Pay attention to me ;-;” “but but but” “put the doggo down”

“Am burrito” *is a burrtoed into my blanket*

*makes cat hiss noies when trying to steal my nugs* “a violent sushi roll”

*after trying to remember my password for Moshi monsters* “I DID IT IM A HACKER”

*bf does a puzzle that ive been stuck on for 20 minutes* “JESUS CHRIST ITS JASON BOURNE”

*me booping his arms and chest* “squishy and muscle. Squishy and muscle. Squishy and muscle...”

*ordering a takeaway* “LORD AM ABOUT TO BE CHONCCY”

Victor:

“Work is difficult and life is hard” “ill give you a kiss if you finish a paragraph?” “WAIT TEN MINUTES”

“I need moral support for this essay” “it’s 3am?” “As i said i need moral support”

“But can i-“ “no”

“Hear me out you’re cute” “no”

*dying of laughter after putting cat ears on him* “childish”

“There should be a cereal called breaking fast with blue marshmallows in it and sponsored by breaking bad” “... that’s not terrible”

“Why am i a gullible idiot?!” *after 4 games of chess and losing 4 times* “but you’re my cute, gullible idiot”

“Um can i have a coffee ple-“ “no” “but why?” *intense stare* “I’ll have a hot chocolate”

*walking in wearing a suit* “YOU GOT A FINE ASS BOI” *his friend looking at him. Him wanting to bury his head into the void*

*singing off key and drunk* “I’M TOO HOT!” :D :D :D :D “.... hot damn”

*plays chopsticks on the keyboard* “do you wanna be in my band?”

“Law and order again?!” “IT’S EITHER LAW AND ORDER OR SAY YES TO THE DRESS WHAT DO YOU WANT”

“Disney film night!” *deflated sigh*

*in front of his frens in a alt store* “which collar should i get?” *bats eyes innocently*

*wakes me up at 8am* “an UNGODLY time” “no”

Lucien:

*listening to him explain a fish to me* “hehehe puffer fishy be so chonccy”

“I found you this rock!” “Excellent”

*wearing his jacket* “NOODLE ARMS ATTACK” “aaaa so scary”

*puts his hand on my thigh* “NOT IN PUBLIC” “but why?”

“This is my plant Dave the cactus, and this is my plant medusa the snek plant, and this is my plant sam the mini cactus and this is my plant...” *look of adoration*

*drags him away from his laptop to go to bed*

*after talking about trust issues because of my ex* *him: gets up* “where are you going?” “To commit murder”

*plays with his hair and he purrs*

*hot water bottle on tummy* “i am an egg in pain” “the cutest egg tho”

“DOGGY” “thats a fox dear” “SNEAKY DOGGY”

*having a an in-depth discussion on evolution* *5minutes later* “do you think the T. rex went extinct because he couldnt applaud his friends and died out of sadness?”

*i’ve killed him. He’s dead” “ill get the body bag” “my poor goldfish- WHAT”

*sits next to him wearing a hoodie and thigh highs* “you’re distracting me” “I’m just breathing” “yes”

*going to dance clubs always ends up with me against a wall*

*is wearing a cute bodycon dress with mesh panels* “we’re gonna be home early”

*what do you think of my new fishnets? *runs finger down them* “asmr all the time”

*me feeling insecure* “i think I’ve gained weight” “great then my plan i working! You will be healthy!”

Shaw:

*accidentally walks out of a shop holding a key ring i havent bought* “im a criminal [crying]” “a terrible one too”

*is 3months younger than me* “you’re so old” “you’re the one who looks 5 years older than you are” “take that back!”

“You can’t wear your leather jacket to a formal event” “fucking watch me”

*kisses and dancing in the rain*

“Idiot” *wtaches me splash in all the puddles like a child*

*watches me cry over a tiny snail i found* “i love this you”

“Omg look at this SNALLLL!” “Snail?” “SNALLLLL”

“I have so much debt” “its because all of the McNugs you buy”

“Help me dye my hair?” “Certainly that will be £300” “aaaaa”

“You’re so mean!” “I have to be otherwise you’ll never learn” *talking about watching another episode of game of thrones*

*has to look away for some game of thrones scenes* “a fragile child” “im older than you”

“Can i paint your nails?” “Yeah my masculinity ain’t fragile” “can i paint them holo?” “No”

*cuddling* “you smell” “do you want sex or not” “you smell lovely”

[nightwingswing]

“Babygirl” (mom! Black canary x reader)

Hello, my lil wings!

Im back!

So this imagine is for @hamsterforlive because  she’s feeling sick and needed some fluff! We talked and I asked her for a character. She said Black Canary,  So i hope you get better soon and i hope you enjoy it!!! ❤ ❤

Tagging: @plethora-of-things and @hamsterforlive

If you want to be tagged message me anytime!.

(btw, the Black Canary and Harley Quinn scene is CANNON and from the comic Injustice: Gods amongs us Year two)

Hope you enjoy!

Dinah Lance hasn’t had the most easier of lives.

But who was, right?

With her sometimes on-sometimes off relationship with Oliver and her work with The birds of prey as Black Canary, she was content with that.

Until after a rather bad break up with Oliver she started to feel ill, the other birds were worried for her and thus bought a few pregnancy test.

“I’m not pregnant!” She yelled.

“Its just to be sure!” Babs said.

“It just a test! You pee and that’s it!” Selina said.

“argh! Fine! “ She grabs the tests and walks to the bathroom.

“You think she is?” Helena said.

“Maybe” Babs answered

“Totally” Selina smirked.

//*\\

Dinah was waiting for the test results.

“Come onnn, I can’t be with child!” She said when all the pregnancy tests showed

II

“Nonononononono! IT CAN’T BE!” She screamed and the birds came in.

“Canary?? What’s wrong!” Babs said as Helena grabbed the stick.

“Uh….its positive.” Selina said.

“I KNOW!!” Dinah was panicking. “I CAN’T TAKE CARE OF A BABY!”

“Shhh, Dinah… breath, okay? We will help you,ok? You can take it!” Babs calmed her.

“Yeah” Selina said. “It will be a cute baby. I know she will have a lot of suitors” She grinned.

“OH HUSH!”

//*\\

Even though Canary knew she was pregnant, she couldn’t let her job.

So that’s why she was here, pucking her gut out in front of Harley Quinn.

“Ewwww, whats wrong with you?”

“I-Im fine!” Dinah said.

“Wait, wait!!!!!! Its morning sickness?”

“im not discussing this with you! Let’s just get back to be throwing your ass out of here.” Dinah glared before pucking again.

“HA” Harley snorted.

“You think this is funny?!” Canary glared at the clown.

“I think its hilarious!!” Harley laughed, but bit her lip at the glare of the superheroine. “oh come on! How it’s not funny? You are a superhero with morning sickness!! You save the world and the you throw up! And oh, my god-“

“What” Canary sat on the ground.

“Im picturing you in the third trimester, All fat but still wearing the fishnets” Harley signaled at her belly.

“Stop it!” Dinah said.

“I can’t. That image is seared forever in my brain.” Harley shakes her head.

“Can we please get back to beating each other’s up? Its far less painful.” Dinah said.

“Oh, don’t be stupid. I’m not going to fight you now that I know you’re pregnant….” Harley sat next to Canary and sighed. “I remember how hard it is”

“You remember?” Canary eyes soften.

“huh?” Harley said.

“You remember what?......Harley? Are you…? Did you have a child?” Canary turned to the harlequin, whose expression turned painful.

“Let’s go back to hitting each others, that was fun.”

“Harleen” The clown girl’s face turned away as she wiped the tears.

“I….I have a daughter. Her name is Lucy, she lives with my sister…She’s four and she likes tutus and toy cars. She’s especially likes putting tutus on toy cars, she likes the idea of a ballerina car. I think that makes perfect sense…”  Harley smiled sadly hugging herself under the soft eyes of black canary. “Mista J didn’t know about her, I knew that wouldn’t….that he wouldn’t… His work was too important, he couldn’t have a daughter.” Harley eyes closed fiercely, holding the hot aching tears that picked her eyes. “I went away for almost a year. When I came back to my puddin’ he was so funny…. He acted like he didn’t even notice I was gone.” She got up from the ground. “ It wouldn’t have worked, it was better this way…Lucy’s better off. She’ll have a normal life filled with normal day’s and dancing cars.”

That conversation with Harley let Dinah thinking…Did she want her child growing up in this life, always threaten, living on the edge….

But she couldn’t separate from her child….

She loved it too much already.

She put both of her hands on her still flat belly…

“I’m going to protect you, darling.”

///*\\\

Dinah thanked every day that she had the birds to help her.

They covered her up with the league and they also helped with the cravings and all.

She was eating (f/f) when she felt a strong pull on her belly, her hands grabbed the kitchen table hard. A soft moan of pain escaped her lips but after a few seconds, realization hit her in the form of another kick and her hands flew to her tummy.

“Babygirl…” Dinah smiled softly as tears picked her eyes. “My baby”

As tears fell from her eyes, her hands clutched her stomach.

“My baby’s first kick…” She smiled openly.

//*\\

“Omg, Roy that’s horrible.” Babs said

“Excuse you, Lian liked it! Right baby?” Asked Roy with a ugly puffy mustard dress on his hands.

“Ew daddy.” Lian said from Dinah’s arms and Roy had a crestfallen look.

“ If Dick had chosen that dress I would have understand, but you? I thought you were one of the cool kids.” Babs said.

“Hey!” Roy whined.

As they sat down to eat after buying all the needed things, Lian put her little hands on Dinah’s tummy.

“When is baby coming?” She asked.

“Soon” Dinah brushed Lian’s dark bangs. “You will protect her right? You are her big cousin.” Lian smiled, showing her lost tooth

“I promithe!” She grinned.

///*\\\

As Roy escorted Dinah to her apartment with Lian on his arms.

“….” Roy didn’t know what to say, he holds Lian close as Dinah opened her door.

“Thanks Roy, I’m happy you were here.” Dinah smiled.

“I’m happy you trusted me, D” Roy said. “You will be a wonderfull mom, D” Dinah smiled and kissed Roy’s cheek.

“Thank you, and don’t tell Ollie?” She said.

“I won’t” Roy smirked before he and Lian went away.

///*\\\

“Dinah, there are a few weeks until it born, don’t you think you should tell Oliver about it?” Babs asked her.

“No…he’s… Busy right now, and our relationship didn’t end in the best terms last time.” Dinah said.

“Are you feeling okay? You don’t look so well…” Huntress said as Dinah eyes widened and her mouth opened, a wet splash sounded.

“My water broke-“

“WHAT??????!!! OH GOOOOODDD YOU ARE EARLY! OMG OMG! HELENA CALL AN AMBULANCE!” Babs ran to Dinah side to support her. “deep breath, 1,2,1,2” Babs turned to Helena. “ HELENA, THE AMBULANCE!!!!!!!!!!! OH WAIT! THE COSTUMES!!!”

“WHO CARES ABOUT COSTUMES!? IM HAVING MY BABY!” Dinah screamed.

“I’m calling Roy” Babs said. “Helena grab the things! I called backup!” AS Babs said that a car honked outside. Huntress and Oracle helped Dinah down and inside the car, where Dick was driving.

“Hey Dinah! Roy called me! Let’s go!” Dick drove to the hospital like a mad man. When they arrived to the hospital Dick called (more like screamed) for the nurses.

“MY FRIEND BABY IS COOOOOOMIIIIIIIINNNGGGG!!!!” The nurses ran outside to help Dinah in a wheelchair and inside a room.

“Okay Miss Lance, it’s too late for the epidural, so you have to bare with me.” The doctor said. “Look, I can see it’s head. Okay now you have to push, push with me. 1 2 3 push!”

///*\\\

Roy came in in a hurry to see Babs, Helena and Dick sitting in the waiting room.

“Is she-“

“Inside. Lian?”

“With Ollie.” Roy fell on the seat next to Dick and huffed.

“I just hope she doesn’t use the canary’s scream.” Dick smiled.

“…”

“Shit” Roy said.

///*\\\

When the gang entered Dinah’s room they saw her looking down with the most sweet smile. The bundle of joy in her arms whined as Roy approached her.

“Hey D” He looked down the bundle of joy to see a cute chubby face with a bunch of (h/c) and her little fist grabbed his finger. A soft smile came to his lips.

“What’s her name” Dick smiled at Dinah.

“(y/n), (y/n) Lance. “ Dinah smiled at her little babygirl.

“Well, little (y/N), welcome to the Birds of prey!” Babs smiled at the chubby baby.

///*\\\

When Dinah was feeding her little (y/n) Harley came in with a loud bang.

“HAYY! This is the lil’ bundle of joy?! Shes so cute! What’s her name?”

“(y/n)”

“AWWW, lil’ (n/n)!!! I bought you a present!” Harley showed a dog’s muzzle

“QUINN THAT’S A MUZZLE!” Dinah said outraged.

“When she starts super screaming like you, you will thank me. Buuut I guess if you don’t want itttt…..” Harley smirked at the done face of the canary.

“Gimme that!” Dinah grabbed the muzzle as Harley smirked.

“Well,I gotta go! Cute baby and all that jazz! Bu-bay!!” Harley leaved the hospital room as Babs came in.

“Was that-“

“Please leave it be…”

///*\\\

A year after that, You were playing with Lian where you and her were superheroes and had to beat the supervillain (Roy and Dick) under the amused gaze of Babs and Dinah.

“OHH NOOOOESSS, YOU BEAT MEEEE!!!!” Dick fell dramatically like only he knows, to the ground tackled by his favorite girls, Lian and (y/n).

“You will be next, daddy!”

“Ya, Doy next!!” You smiled and the girl’s coed at the cuteness. Babs had taken pics and was sending them to everyone.

“YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME!!!!” Roy laughed as he was tackled by the young girls. “NOOOOOO!!!!” The two boys laughed as they grabbed the girls and smooched them.

“NAYY, DADDY STOOP!!” Lian laughed as Roy beard tickled her

“Didi ztop!!! “ (y/n) laughed wholeheartedly as Dick smooched her. “mommy!!! Didi won’t ztop!!!”

“Want Uncle Dick ass be kicked by mommy?” Dinah smirked as Dick realized he was in trouble.

“YEZ!” You laughed.

“NOOOOO, BABS PROTECT MEEE!!!” Dick screamed.

“lol” said Babs.

///*\\\

“awwwweeee look at her!!! She’s the cutes thing everrrr!!!!” Harley fangirled as she had dressed (Y/N) in a little black canary. “ like her mommy!!! “

“Seriously Harley? Even the fishnets?” Ivy said to her girlfriend.

“Cute!” you laughed.

“C’mon red, she’s adorable!”

“She is, but we will be late to pick Lucy up from school. Remember we were going to show Lucy and (Y/n) the new botanical garden.”

“Ah, you right red.” Harley smiled warmly as Ivy picked you up.

She finally had the family she always had wanted.

///*\\\

It was time for the league to meet you.

To say you were nervous was nothing compared to Dinah’s nerves.

She carried you inside the meeting room where all the other heroes were and let you down in the ground.

“BABY!!!!” Diana yelled and ran towards you.

“DIANA SHE’S NOT MADE OF CLAY!!!” Batman ran behind her.

“Hey D hey lil bird” Roy said.

“Doy!” You hugged his knee as everyone came to meet you except Oliver, who still was surprised as hell.

Dick carried you off to meet his brothers.

“(y/n) This are my bros! Red Robin!” Tim smiles awkwardly at you. “Red hood!” Jay gets his helmet off and smiles at you.

“Hey, lil canary” You reached for him and he came closer. You messed with his hair and then grabbed his to big for you helmet and put it on your head, making you look ridiculously cute.

“Wait, this deserves a pic!” Jason took various selfies of you two together before you noticed Damian and ran to him, hugging his leg and looking up at him with an enamored look.

“oh , Robin! She likes you!!!” Supergirl says. “That’s so cute!”

“TT” Damian looks down at the cute (h/c) girl hugging his leg and blushes.

Damian end picking her up and carrying her around, with (y/N) smiling openly.

After an hour almost all the league was gone, leaving the confrontation Dinah was afraid off.

“….” Oliver didn’t know what to say to Dinah and the little girl on her arms. “So…a daughter…”

“Yes”

“And…its mine?”

“Also yes.”

“…Can I-Can I hold her?” Dinah hesitated but in the end she passed the sleepy (y/n) to Ollie.

“…” Ollie looked down at your sleepy eyes.

“Mommy…Im sleepy.”

“Hello sleepy” Oliver smiled. “ Im dad”

Dinah facepalmed at the same time Roy did.

“Daddy?” You opened your eyes completely. Looked at your mom that smiled.

“Yes, baby its me.” He hugged you and you hugged him. He laughed and hugged Dinah, kissing her cheek.

“Im still mad, Ollie” Dinah smirked. And Ollie pouted.

///*\\\

In the end, Dinah and Oliver carried you to your provisional room in Queen Manor, they kissed your forehead and you mumbled.

“Mommy, Daddy…can I go play with robin again??” You asked sweetly. Ollies face turned red in anger and Dinah sweetly kissed your hair.

“Of course, baby! Now sleep” Dinah dragged Oliver out.

And when they were in a safe distance…

“LIKE HELL MY BABYGIRL IS GOING TO DATE THAT DEMON CHILD SON OF THE BAT!!!!!” Ollie yelled under the amused look of Dinah.

“Of course not, Ollie…of course”

Bonus!

Damian sneezed as his bros looked at him amused.

“Someone is talking about you” Jay smirked.

“Probably bad, because you are a demon.” Tim smirked

“TT.” Damian leaved the room to pet Batcow.

Bonus! X2

In the end they did date.

The end?

[raganandhersurveys]

3/2/19~LXVIII

Do you always carry breath mints?

•no I should carry more gum tho

What is the point of scented pens/pencils/erasers?

•to be a distraction ig

Do you buy/wear band-aids with cartoon characters on them?

•I mean we don’t buy the ones with them on it but I don’t care what’s on the bandaid

Are you amused by celebrity fashion flubs?

•yeah... some of them are so bad

What do you think your reaction would be upon entering the White House?

•how big it was or how cool

Do you buy and wear crazy looking socks?

•sure

Would you run down the street wearing a tutu, fishnets, and flippers?

•if you paid me lol

Have you ever grown your own sea monkeys or dinosaurs?

•nope

Would you want to travel into deep space?

•never

Have you ever thrown a game controller(or the game) and broke it?

•no

Did you ever own an Etch-a-Sketch?

•omg yessss

What are your thoughts on *gasp* Speedos?

•lmao not a fan

Do/did you ever have glow-in-the-dark stars on your ceiling?

•nope

Does your house have an attic that had stuff in it when you moved?

•no

What movie were you worked up for that need up dissapointing you?

•one of the marvel movies probably

Does/did your school have special dress up days?

•not really

What cartoons did you watch when you were younger?

•I watched a lot of old cartoons like Pink Panther and Looney Toons. Little Eiensteins used to be the fave tho

Do you eat peanut shells along with the peanuts?

•lmao no?

Would you eat a meal cooked by Hannibal Lector?

•had to look that up just to find out it is the killer from Silence of the Lambs. so obviously not

Have you ever gone white-water rafting?

•no but that sounds fun!

What part of a paper is hardest for you to write?

•the third or fourth paragraph where you are trying to continue ideas

Does your grandma wear an apron when she cooks?

•most of the time, yes

This is your chance to get it out! Place random rant here

•i’d rather not

How often do you need “me” time?

•a lot lmao

Was Jim Morrison truly “an American Poet” in your opinion?

•well I guess anyone can be a poet so if you’re into that then yeah

Does it bother you that almost everything is done on computers now ?

•at times yes

Have you ever gotten stuck in a revolving door?

•no

Who is your favorite superhero?

•wonder woman

KFC chicken: original or extra crispy?

•I hate KFC

Pop-Tarts vs. Toaster-Strudels. Discuss

•Pop-Tarts for sure

Do you believe there are subliminal messages in songs?

•?¿

Think about your first kiss. Did you have any idea what you were doing?

•lol no not really. he initiated it and I kinda just went with it

Do you “fake bake”?

•I do cause i’m real pale

Would you play Jumanji, if given the chance?

•i’ll stick to the movie

Name a song lyric you heard wrong the first time and what it really said

•”been through magic i should be a savage. who woulda thought it’d turn me to a savage” actual: “been through some bad shit I should be a sad bitch. who woulda thought it’d turn me to a savage”

Does it bother/offend you when someone calls something (not someONE) gay?

•yeah it’s dumb

Do you always make sure your cell phone is charged before going somewhere?

•yup

Did you get Happy Meals just for the toys as a kid?

•no i’d want the food too lol

Have you ever seen your parents cry? If so, how did it make you feel?

•yes I have and it makes me feel really sad

What are your thoughts on Chuck Norris?

•I don’t really have any

What is the most annoying sound in the world?

•car alarms or smoke detectors

What would you do if Neil Patrick Harris stole your car?

•I mean I wouldn’t be happy..

Do you honestly care about calories and fat content?

•yes and no lol

How do you feel about animal testing?

•I mean i’m kind of a hypocrite. I don’t like it but I probably use products that do it

Do you often shift blame towards others?

•hardly ever honestly. that’s a pet peeve of mine like own up to your own shit. it’s your mess so clean it up. i’m pretty good about that

Your very first best friend: Is he/she STILL your best friend?

•nope

What would you do if a rabid animal was chasing you?

•probably run lol

Do you add condiments, to your ice cream or just eat it plain?

•I like to put stuff on it

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

•yeah I saw some dude steal something

What’s the coolest personalized license plate you’ve ever seen?

•I have no idea

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Does anyone know your bank pin number other than you? Who? My dad

Have you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend who was depressed? No

Would you be able to climb out your bedroom window to sneak out? I could, but I would land in bushes and I don’t care

What would you do if you found out the last person you called was pregnant/got someone pregnant? ....UM MOM YOU’RE TOO OLD

Can you taste the difference between brand name food and store brand food? Sometimes, but not usually 

Would you be embarrassed to buy pads/tampons/condoms? Which one more? Maybe condoms, but not the other two

If a stranger went in your room, would they be able to tell what gender you are from just looking at it? Yes

Are your parents gullible? My mom is 

Do you still own a VCR? Somewhere in the house 

About how much money have you spent on food in the past two weeks? Well I went to Wtarbucks like 4 times, McDonalds, PT’s, Taco Bell at least once, and probably other places.... I don’t want to know okay moving right along

If you were in a car accident would the last person you kissed care? I didn’t ever actually kiss him but I was in a pretty bad car accident today and he didn’t even text me so I guess not lol!!!!

If you were looking for a new pair of shoes where would you go? Target tbh

How much was the last pair of shoes you bought? They were on clearance for $20

What color is the computer/laptop you’re on? Did you buy it yourself? It’s purple and it was a Christmas present from my aunt

Do you have a second home? No

Would you be surprised if you saw the last person you texted smoking? No tbh

Does the smell of cigarettes, weed and beer repulse you? They don’t repulse me, but I don’t really like the smell of beer 

Was the last person you kissed younger or older than you? omg

Do you think people have any misconceptions about you? I’m sure they do Usually people think I’m arrogant because I’m awkward and shy 

Have you ever purchased Girl Scout cookies? I was a girl scout for 14+ years what do you think

Do you like waffles? Only a certain kind

Do you watch birthing videos on a day-to-day basis? .......NO

Do you find piercings/tattoos attractive? Sure

Would you talk to someone you don’t know on the internet? THAT’S HOW I MADE ALL MY FRIENDS 

How often do you drink Monster? Literally like once a year 

Have you ever made totally pointless videos with your friends? Yes 

Do you like to buy those Warped Tour compilations? No

Do you like sitting on the inside or outside of a restaurant booth? Outside in case I have to pee

Do you own a nightgown? Yes

Have you ever made a house out of a giant cardboard box? HELL YEAH

Have you ever made a tent out of sheets in your bedroom? Probably 

Do your grandparents know how to operate a cell phone? I only know one grandma, and she very much does not know how to operate a cell phone 

Have you ever had sex or something like it? Yikes

Have you ever read a George Orwell book? I don’t think so

Have you ever worn fishnets? Yes 

How many piercings and tattoos do you have? 3 piercings, 2 tattoos 

Is someone in your family affected by Asperger’s? Not that I know of 

In a hotel do you always nose through all the drawers and cupboards? YES

Would you rather go out to eat or be eaten out? .....

Do you always wear your seat belt? Yes 100%

Have you ever liked someone much older than you? One time I liked a dude twice my age yikes

Have you ever been in a play? I don’t think so...I feel like that’s something you should remember 

Do you have any secrets that nobody knows about? Not that I can think of 

Is there ice cream in your freezer? Yes

Have you ever started to laugh but played it off as a cough successfully? Not successfully 

Have you ever liked the lyrics of a band but hated the music? Yes 

Does your bathroom have a window? No

Do you go somewhere to get your eyebrows done? No, because they’re blonde so who cares 

When you were younger did you read the A Series Of Unfortunate Events books? No I wasn’t cool :\

Who was the last band you saw live? Panic! at the Disco 

Do you believe prayer really works? No

Are you a fan of the band Gym Class Heroes? I’ve seen them in concert, and I like some of their songs 

Frosted flakes or frosted mini wheats? Frosted Flakes 

Have you been on a date in the park? No

Ever dated someone you were best friends with first? No

Are there any diseases/health problems that run in your family? I think mental illness 

Do you have asthma? I had a doctor tell me one time that I maybe have asthma but he never did anything about it so I guess not???

Are tongue piercings slutty? No

Is there anybody you think is hot over the age of 40? Probably 

Last person to take off your pants, besides you? My mom when I was a BABY

Do you remember those cool highlighters that smelled like popcorn? I don’t think so???

Might you enjoy hanging out in the woods for day or two? That’s a really creepy way to ask an already creepy question 

Have you ever written something on a bathroom stall? I don’t think so 

Least favorite alcoholic drink? Most things, but probably beer 

Have you ever kissed someone named Paul or Luke? No

How did you meet the last male you texted? I volunteer with him 

Have you ever had an embarrassing email address? KiwiPandaLOL

Do you put shampoo in your left or right hand? Left I think

Do you have a bull ring through your nose? Yes 

Do you and your dad get along? HELL YEAH I LOVE BILL

Can you see your purse right now? Yes

Are you wearing any perfume? What kind? I don’t think I’m wearing any 

Are there products in your hair? Just leave-in conditioner 

When you get colds, do you use nasal spray to help get your nose unstuffy? No

Do you actually like sneezing? YES

Have you taken a shower yet today? Yeah boi so fresh and so clean 

Do you have one best friend who is always there for you? Yes

Do you wear skirts a lot? Never 

Do you wear sweatpants a lot? No

How many pairs of jeans do you think you have? Like 5 

Do you like hoodies? Yes 

Big ones or the form fitting kind? Big 

Do you wear polo shirts a lot? I don’t even think I own any 

Did you ever actually have a rubber duck? YES I HAVE ONE NOW 

Are you one of those people who claim to live with no regrets? No

Do you love your computer? I guess 

Do you drink coffee? Not regularly 

Do you basically like all of your clothes? Yes 

Do you shop mostly with your parents, your friends, or by yourself? Parents because I don’t have any friends