#“my ex wife still misses me
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Mobile Tumblr US users spend an average of 4.04 minutes per session on the app.
Text
Life is pain and the only things keeping me alive are musicals, sweet food, Tom Hiddleston and these two
#“my ex wife still misses me#but her aim is getting better”#got it?#I'll go back to writing#i/me/myself
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
ad astra per artillery
#bill cipher#gravity falls#fanart#my art#(this feels like a joke in the same category as 'my ex wife still misses me')
1K notes
·
View notes
Note
shanks be like "*sigh* i miss my clown wife luffy"
real
99 notes
·
View notes
Text
#book of bill#billford#stanford pines#ford pines#toxic yaoi#toxic old man yaoi#theyre so divorced#my ex wife still misses me#but her aim is getting better#own art#bill cipher#gravity falls
114 notes
·
View notes
Text
The ex-wife joke fits so well with them come on I can’t believe I haven’t seen it done a million times before. Sorry it’s formatted like awful
#meme#my ex wife still misses me#but at least her aim is getting better#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#lmk fanart#lego macaque#sun wukong#monkie kid sun wukong#lego monkey kid fanart#lego monkie kid#lego monkey kid#shadowpeach
2K notes
·
View notes
Note
Grunkle Stan (gravity falls) and his aim getting better
thought it was his ex wife's
Grunkle Stan and His Aim Getting Better are Divorced!
#grunkle stan#stan pines#stanley pines#gravity falls#my ex wife still misses me#but her aim is getting better#divorce#your fav is divorced#your fave is#divorceposting#queue you have the time
59 notes
·
View notes
Text
OC !
#my characters#i missed her so much wowee#her name is katale and thats what she goes by EXCEPT her best friend (and ex boyfriend and boss) who gets to call her kitty#hes just like the all around best guy in her life and she loves him a whole lot#and even though they broke up they have a very loving friendship and shes like#oh i would absolutely kill for him and in fact i am VERY good at killing im honing my skills :3#and her family is actually just a bunch of criminals and the only reason the other guy gets involved#is bc he needs fast money to help his mom with hospital bills and so hes like hey my mom doesnt need to know how shes alive#and then he somehow becomes head honcho and is a rumored to be ruthless man#but hes just incredibly level headed and able to think his way up (and kills a few unpleasant family members for kitty)#and if shes running out and about you can even hear him say shit like#my wife left me i miss my wife#and everyone knows he means katale but no one knows how to react bc its clearly a joke (???) since they broke up#but no one is telling their boss to elaborate the wife situation#kitty however is the entire reason that she gets this lil puppy of an agent to not kill rudyard her dear boss#and somehow they adopt this grown man and also his really weird mentor who faked their death#but they love their puppy son boy agent man#and kitty is super happy to dote on the agent but even she has her lines like WHY DID YOU JUST HAND HIM A GUN#RUDYARD HE TRIED TO KILL YOU LIKE LAST MONTH WHAT ARE YOU DOING#and rudyard is just ??? can i NOT shove a gun into his hands now? what is that? a crime? really? gonna tell on me? a criminal? for crimes?#but genuinely it stresses her out bc she loves her adopted son but loves her best friend and eventually she realizes#ok puppy agent man is loyal to them but not a criminal thats ok#while rudyard is like ... passing him guns to try out as a bonding thing#but also he is fascinated with how good the agents aim is like hey kitty you should watch how far he can shoot perfectly#hey kitty remember all those dead underlings and how precise their kills were to make them not suffer this guy is really good#also for what its worth ruds mom is still alive! shes just in a nursing home now and he goes to visit her#kitty and rudyard have such a fun dynamic to me and both are murderers but its okay (its not)#also kitty likes anime and she has forced rud to watch anime with her and he just accepts his fate#bc it makes kitty happy to share so he will watch to make her happy even if he doesnt understand all the appeal
38 notes
·
View notes
Text
Stan Pines
This looks like a man who knows how to sell a decently priced, working product... doesn't mean he is though.
#fanart#sketch#disney#disney fanart#gravity falls#Gravity falls fanart#grunkle stan#Scam artist#Old man#my ex wife still misses me#but her aim is getting better#stan pines#mystery shack
23 notes
·
View notes
Note
My ex-wife still misses me...
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see it’s funny cause marriage is terrible. (I love my wife, please don’t tell her about this, I don’t want her to think I hate her)
#pjo#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#toa#hoo#pjo hoo toa#percy jackon and the olympians#apollo#trials of apollo#heroes of olympus oc#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#my ex wife still misses me#but her aim is getting better
36 notes
·
View notes
Text
my ex wife still misses me,,,,but Her AIM IS GEttING BETTER!!!!! @shironezuninja @evander2511 @evaiskindaweird @bitter-yet-civilized @billyjoelmutt @collector-noceda-clawthorne @cartoonfan21 @wolfie245 @pastelmermaidgirl @punk-63 @puffstarss @leo-x-u-raptor-fan @bloodmoon24 @bossbabyfan2 @miniaturejudgeturkeytree @diego-r-the-artist-2009 @serentiydraw5678 @homuncvlus @aamericanotaku @broadwaygirl918 @twiliartsdreams2017 @untitled14360 @cipedor @pinesonfire @clairaquos @msking0 @jazzyrazzy157 @violetrose-art
#fanart#gravity falls#disney#stan pines#grunkle stan#eda clawthorne#not my art#artists on tumblr#illustration#digital art#my ex wife still misses me#but her aim is getting better#the owl house#crossover
49 notes
·
View notes
Text
STOP EVERYTHING AND LOOK WHAT FORD SAYS TO BILL
I hesitated. “I have missed you,” I replied. He smiled. “But my aim is getting better.”
HIS AIM IS. GETTING. BETTER. OH MY AAHHHH.
edit: AND HE HEARD THAT FROM HIS DAD!! THEY BOTH HEARD IT FROM THEIR FATHER. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
#ford pines#grunkle ford#stanford pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#gravity falls#tbob spoilers#the book of bill#my ex wife still misses me#but her AIM is getting better
32 notes
·
View notes
Text
Inktober Day 26: Camera 📸📷
This episode gave us so many gems, it's one of my all time favourites just for how CLASSIC it is.
#inktober#inktober 2024#inktober24#artists on tumblr#gravity falls#gravity falls art#soos ramirez#gravity falls soos#gf soos#soos fanart#my ex wife still misses me#but her aim is getting better#!!!
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
there is not enough caffeine in the world to address how tired i am 🥴
#it's the 12 year anniversary of my father's death and i just couldn't sleep well :/#not to mention how fucking hot it was last night????#but yeah#the more time passes the more it kinda eats at me#it should be the other way around but my relationship with my dad was complicated and i'm still trying to process it#i used to post on fb about it every year but i can't handle the onslaught of his friends telling me what a great guy he was#and how well they all knew him and i never had that relationship with him#it's selfish but it hurts knowing i was like a stranger to him#i have so few photos with him and so few memories#most of them were on facebook which his ex wife didn't hesitate to delete the moment he died#also i hate thinking this way but he had a huge estate when he died like $500k or something like that with heaps of community donations#and from that i got... $1400...#it's pointless but sometimes i wonder if life wouldn't have been so hard if i had gotten some of that money :/#anyway despite all this i do love him and miss him#i can still remember the way his voice sounded when he would call out my name after not seeing me for a while#and he was the only one who would listen to me talk at length about steampunk and anime#when i did get to see him he would always try to share quirky things from his childhood with me#i miss him so much#i always thought i'd have a chance to connect with him when i was older but he died so suddenly the chance never came#the same with my brother#i wish i could talk to them one last time and tell them i love them
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
had quite the night drive earlier this evening.
#just me rambling again#web weaving#(?)#uh. one of my friends who is out of town for college was visiting and i got to see him and our friends and the only core member of that#group of people missing was my ex girlfriend who you may also know of as my wonderful wife#who has I assume been very busy with their own life things but has also barely and very sparsely had any hint of communication with any of#us within the past few months which I've been realizing very recently sort of hurts my feelings because we used to be so close and#they had been saying that they would be constantly making sure we still were in each other's lives. but then very quickly have#seemingly dropped off the face of the earth#anyways. I was driving aforementioned friend who is in town back home (family home not college obv) and when i was finally going back#towards my house afterwards my Google maps finally lead me to an area that i was more familiar with driving and i got to an#intersection and it was telling me to take a right to go home but i knew that i knew the way perfectly from that intersection to my#ex girlfriend / best friend / wifes familys house from all of the times I've gone that direction through the past years and so#i turned off my directions and i took a left towards their house#not super sure why but my brain and body just knew it was something i needed to do and so i went and drove down their street and cried#a lot the whole time and then drove myself home from their house once again following a super familiar path#and idk im still feeling very emotional about it. the fact that halloween by noah kahan was the first song to play on Spotify#after i made that left turn im sure didnt help (knowing that i miss them so much and am going to be leaving this area myself#soon enough here and there's been an open offer for a while now that they are welcome to follow and live with me once they get their degree#(and also um. halloween is next week lol)#idk i just havent felt the full force of how badly i miss having them in my life until tonight. when i was around this person i could feel#our souls singing in harmony. i genuinely cannot describe the feelings of our relationship in words i feel like only vaguely abstract art#could communicate the connection that was forged between us and the level of understanding and knowing#something not dissimilar to looking into the sun directly or trying to describe a vivid color to someone who is completely blind#something about the way the entire universe breathes in unison and everything around us are all pieces of the same stars#sigh#i miss my wife tails i miss her a lot /ref
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
ROUND TWO
GRUNKLE STAN from GRAVITY FALLS vs JACK O'NEILL from STARGATE SG-1
PROPAGANDA:
GRUNKLE STAN - "hes an old man from small town oregon so naturally he fishes. he tried to bond with his niece & nephew over fishing but they didnt want to :(" "He just wants to go fishing with his great niece and nephew. He also makes them custom fishing hats."
JACK O'NEILL - "He keeps inviting his closest co-workers to his lake house to go fishing with him. Everyone makes up reasons why they cannot go on that specific weekend. If they fail to make up an excuse and have to go they just stand/sit next to him and are bored af. He was once asked if there even are any fish in the lake (because he never caught one). He said no." "I'm not sure if he really counts, because he's actually just quietly enjoing the view while holding a fishing rod in his hand."
#MY EX-WIFE STILL MISSES ME BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER... HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER. HER AIM IS G#also quietly enjoying the view while just holding a fishing rod is 80% of the appeal of fishing it's ok submitter#fishticuffs#gravity falls#gf#grunkle stan#stargate sg1#stargate#jack o'neill
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
people think the theories are getting too crazy well I don’t think we’re getting crazy enough. we need weirder shit. Armand wasn’t Alice. Louis was Alice. how does that work? it doesn’t. but it’s only Tuesday and I can’t day drink rn so we’re gonna work with this until the weekend
#I just think that Luke and Jacob’s comments in interviews have me 👀👀👀#‘there was more there’ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY WOULD YOU GET IN TROUBLE MR ANDERSON. HUH?#also in this crack theory Armand definitely wiped both of their minds which is sooo funny to me#Daniel: I had a wife named Alice and she was beautiful and lovely and if she called I’d go to her instantly#Louis who has no clue he was Alice: wow man. that’s crazy. have I mentioned how badly I get attached to my exes and miss them after decades?#Armand dressed up in his slutty Rashid maid cosplay: let’s stop talking about the past during this interview about the past shall we?#I can make this weirder actually hold on uhhhhhg#Armand and Louis were BOTH Alice they took it in turns. it’s why Daniel can’t remember her properly#she’s an amalgamation she’s a mix#still Armand did mind wipe them it’s very funny to me that he encounters one issue and is like ‘…I gotta delete all the data right now’#idk I’m bored lmao#iwtv#interview with the vampire
12 notes
·
View notes