#MY EX-WIFE STILL MISSES ME BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER... HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER. HER AIM IS G

[kiwihoofer]

Agatha and Rio are the definition of "my ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better"

[pierogi-potwater]

[dumbbitch2-0]

The ex-wife joke fits so well with them come on I can’t believe I haven’t seen it done a million times before. Sorry it’s formatted like awful

[your-fav-is-divorced]

Grunkle Stan (gravity falls) and his aim getting better

thought it was his ex wife's

Grunkle Stan and His Aim Getting Better are Divorced!

[apollo-god-of-prophecy]

My ex-wife still misses me...

BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see it’s funny cause marriage is terrible. (I love my wife, please don’t tell her about this, I don’t want her to think I hate her)

[79zz]

Stan Pines

This looks like a man who knows how to sell a decently priced, working product... doesn't mean he is though.

[loudlyhappycupcake]

my ex wife still misses me,,,,but Her AIM IS GEttING BETTER!!!!! @shironezuninja @evander2511 @evaiskindaweird @bitter-yet-civilized @billyjoelmutt @collector-noceda-clawthorne @cartoonfan21 @wolfie245 @pastelmermaidgirl @punk-63 @puffstarss @leo-x-u-raptor-fan @bloodmoon24 @bossbabyfan2 @miniaturejudgeturkeytree @diego-r-the-artist-2009 @serentiydraw5678 @homuncvlus @aamericanotaku @broadwaygirl918 @twiliartsdreams2017 @untitled14360 @cipedor @pinesonfire @clairaquos @msking0 @jazzyrazzy157 @violetrose-art

[chocor0se]

STOP EVERYTHING AND LOOK WHAT FORD SAYS TO BILL

I hesitated. “I have missed you,” I replied. He smiled. “But my aim is getting better.”

HIS AIM IS. GETTING. BETTER. OH MY AAHHHH.

edit: AND HE HEARD THAT FROM HIS DAD!! THEY BOTH HEARD IT FROM THEIR FATHER. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[georgiaiscold]

Inktober Day 26: Camera 📸📷

This episode gave us so many gems, it's one of my all time favourites just for how CLASSIC it is.

[fisherman-fight]

ROUND TWO

GRUNKLE STAN from GRAVITY FALLS vs JACK O'NEILL from STARGATE SG-1

PROPAGANDA:

GRUNKLE STAN - "hes an old man from small town oregon so naturally he fishes. he tried to bond with his niece & nephew over fishing but they didnt want to :(" "He just wants to go fishing with his great niece and nephew. He also makes them custom fishing hats."

JACK O'NEILL - "He keeps inviting his closest co-workers to his lake house to go fishing with him. Everyone makes up reasons why they cannot go on that specific weekend. If they fail to make up an excuse and have to go they just stand/sit next to him and are bored af. He was once asked if there even are any fish in the lake (because he never caught one). He said no." "I'm not sure if he really counts, because he's actually just quietly enjoing the view while holding a fishing rod in his hand."

[rustycottoncandy]

WAIT I JUST UNDERSTOOD THE "BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER" JOKE FROM STAN

IT'S A PUN

CAUSE 'MISS' HAS TWO DIFFERENT MEANINGS. YOU CAN MISS SOMEONE AND WANT THEM BACK OR YOU CAN TRY TO SHOOT THEM AND MISS

IT PLAYS WITH BOTH MEANINGS

I'm stupid what the fuck

[strawberrylemonz]

And if I said I wasn’t dead and had a bunch of fanfics lined up for my other fandoms????

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

tags from @plaguery reading #HELP WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I KIND OF NEED TO KNOW THE LORE HERE #i love one sided emet ships

well the long and short of it is that

cheesecake white-knuckle grips onto her magical girl hero identity in order to not slip into all encompassing despair and so she approaches him with a sort of "well gaius and lahabrea and nabriales and lolorito and ilberd and nidhogg and thordan and yotsuyu and zenos and asahi and vauthry all couldnt be reasoned with and i couldnt change their hearts but im a really bonafide magical girl now, for sure im good enough, and this time emet-selch really sounds like he wants to be friends and for me to change his mind!!!" vibe. but emet selch is also a representative/pillar of the institutions that traumatized her in the first place (shes ilsabardian) so in order to feel like he cant hurt her she has to take him seriously basically 0% of the time, thus rendering him harmless despite his power, because otherwise the dissociative doublethink required to make this selfish, willfully-ignorant choice of interacting with him will crumble, and so will her faith in her ability to comprehensively turn him good.

tldr he's her Prince

[cryptidjeepers]

Important poll

[arielluva]

my e-liter game is off today i keep missing 😞

doesnt help that some guy kept squid bagging while i was aiming at him bc i kept missing

[scramble-crossing]

your oc is so fucking cool! divorced to minaman i'm guessing? i LOVE the noise form, that'sso clever! the idea of having a tiny lizzer that he has to hide in a big illusion, that's such a clever + fun idea. also, gecko is a cute asf noise form. the fighting using sigils is SO cool btw, i've done a lot with the idea of sigils myself but the whole concept of tearing out pages to fight is awesome. i love her flaws a lot too btw, most people end up not having ocs with enough flaws

also based as fuck being a union leader. the R.E.A.P.E.R. acronym made me laugh out loud, but man, unions are so underrated. good for them!

i would read stuff about him. also her design is cute! i love the implication that they were strangled to death (?) or are those just tattoos/? i wish that the twewy designs had implication sof how they died somehwere on them

do you actually want a lore dump about my oc? i will gladly give it if you want it, just meant that i don't want to sit here going "and now i will infodump about a topic that isn't actually wanted" (no harm if you don't want to btw) otherwise i will send another ask with the oc info! not gonna lie i don't do much with my ocs but i basically turned several canonical characters into ocs with how much i expanded on them lol. but i do have an oc that i can tell you about :)! i just spend more time expanding on the canon characters LOL

Aw jeez ;-; you're too kind!!

Um. Yeah. Minaman divorce 😔 Long story short, they're childhood friends who had a difficult falling out at the end of high school and reunited in the Reaper's Game. Sho is just as vicious and self-centered as he is in canon, and Fable's swept along in his undertow, blaming himself for Sho's actions and feeling a sense of responsibility, as his oldest friend, to put a stop to him. Sho takes this "betrayal" bitterly. He doesn't understand why Fable can't trust him to make things right again, once he's Composer, and everything that's wrong, he can fix. He just needs her to stay out of his way. He will make her if he has to.

I totally agree with you that'd it be cool if twewy designs implied how some characters died! But actually, Fable received their neck scars after they died :)))

Anyways I'm really glad you like the Noise form and the sigil fighting!! The Noise form is kinda close to Megumi's but I'm attached to itty bitty lizard...everyone else got these cool big cat forms and even Higashizawa's sheep Noise form is intimidating, then you've got this little gecko thing that can fit in the palm of your hand. Made to be held gently. Like hotdog.

And yeah I don't think anyone in the Reaper's Game is a very uh. Functioning individual (except maybe Kariya idk) so it's fun to come up with a character's fatal flaws! Fable is a self-depricating doormat who blames themself for things far beyond their control and clings to strict rules of reason to make sense of an unreasonable world and it pairs really well (or really poorly depending on how you see it) with Mina's unpredictable, domineering personally, especially in NEO once they've grown a bit and Mina has to deal with someone who, even in their best of days, really enabled him and let him get away with anything finally put their foot down and tell him to stop being such an insufferable jackass. Wrangling Support Reapers for three years will do that to a person. They're a funny crowd.

Anyways (again) I would totally love to hear about your oc! I haven't seen too many twewy ocs before and I think it's a series that's ripe for making original characters, so I'm really curious to see the kinds of things that other people have come up with :]