#“i've made some real big mistakes/but you make the worst ones look fine” say it louder for the bitches in the back

[fourquartertoast]

valkyries as GUTS songs!!

(tw: eating disorders – allusion in post, mention in tags)

lily is vampire and all-american bitch

(and every girl I ever talked to told me you were bad, bad news/you called them crazy, God, I hate the way I called them crazy too)

(and I am built like a mother and a total machine/I feel for your every little issue/I know just what you mean/and I make light of the darkness/I've got sun in my motherfucking pocket, best believe)

mary is ballad of a homeschooled girl and girl i've always been

(everything I do is tragic/every guy I like is gay/the morning after I panic/"oh God, what did I say?!")

(well, I have captors I call friends/I got panic rooms inside my head/and I get down with crooked men/but I am the girl I've always been)

marlene is lacy and pretty isn't pretty

(smart sexy lacy, I'm losing it lately/I feel your compliments like bullets on skin/dazzling starlet, Bardot reincarnate/well, aren't you the greatest thing to ever exist?)

(and I bought all the clothes that they told me to buy/I chased some dumb ideal my whole fucking life/and none of it matters, and none of it ends/you just feel like shit over and over again)

[berryz-writes]

Better than cupcakes

Azriel x reader

Summary: Azriel is your mate and you don't know it. Your also a baker which makes things more complicated. Not to mention Eris liking you as well. Will you realise Azriel likes you just as much as you do him?

I also really want cupcakes rn. Ignore any mistakes or feel free to tell me. ily all. MWUAH💕 i just want azriel. why can't he be real

I piped another cupcake, the dark purple icing coming out perfectly. I put it to the side and before I could start on another one Cassian walked in a big smile on his face. I didn't hear the bell because of how concentrated I was on trying to get these almost perfect, otherwise I would have locked the door before he could have come in.

"It smells delicious in here. Any failed testers you want me to finish?"

He came up to the counter and sat down on a stool eyeing up my creations "I was wondering when the garbage disposal would arrive" I muttered before pointing to a tray to the side where a few uneven and ugly looking cupcakes sat. He merely grinned back and reached for one, taking a bite.

"Just as good as I expected" He said rolling his eyes dramatically. I smiled and nodded my head "I know...but you say that to everything. I need someone proper to test them"

Cassian frowned, tucking in his wings and reached for another cupcake to demolish "You should take my opinions seriously you know. I'm actually a professional chef at home"

I raised an eyebrow "Making tea for Nesta once in a while doesn't count" His smile dropped and he went into some sort of deep thinking.

"Azriel's waiting outside. Should I get him to try some?"

I nodded "Why's he waiting outside? Tell him to come in" Cassian nodded his head, taking another cupcake on his way out. I iced a few more before he came grumbling back.

"He won't come in. Says he needs to leave and doesn't have time for cupcakes"

I frowned "He'll have time for cupcakes if i tell him to! Where is he?" I put down the icing bag and grabbed a cupcake. Cassian pointed to the door "Just outside the door"

Before I left I narrowed my eyes "Don't think I haven't counted how many there are"

He gave me a mischievous grin before I walked out the café and found Azriel securing his daggers in place. A sign he was about to set off into the sky.

"Azriel!" I shouted, quickly walking and slightly skipping over to him. He turned around his hand covering his eyes so he could block the sun, shading his eyes.

"Yes?"

I lifted up my cupcake and smiled "I made cupcakes and I need someone to try them"

He raised an eyebrow "Wasn't Cassian in there just a few moments ago?"

I sighed "Yes but he's Cassian. He eats anything. I need someone who'll give me proper feedback"

Azriel thought about it, his eyes raking over my hopeful expression. "Fine" He muttered, taking the cupcake. He nodded toward something behind me "What's that?" I turned around and found nothing of interest.

"What's what?" I asked turning back round. He shook his head "Nothing" He muttered, chewing slowly before swallowing.

"How was it? Too sweet? I think you had too much icing in that bite, maybe try some more?" I asked, waiting for him to say something. Anything.

"It's....interesting" He finally said. My smile dropped "Really? Was it that bad? What should I change? I knew it was too sweet. Or was it something else?"

Azriel shook his head slowly "It was one of the worst things I've had in a while"

My slight despair turned into shock.

My mouth dropped open "WHAT? Are you being serious right now? You don't even know the basics for cooking don't come to me with the bullshit of it being the worst thing you've ever had, honestly-"

His hand covered my mouth before I could carry on anymore. The warm press of his hand on my lips making me stop immediately. His lips were turned up into a small smile "You wanted the feedback y/n. Can't take it anymore?"

I crossed my arms and waited for him to let me speak. He didn't, merely moving closer to me and looking down at me with those warm hazel eyes. I opened my mouth and bit into his hand so he'd move away which surprisingly he did. I smiled with triumph until I remembered what he had previously said.

I narrowed my eyes "You aren't trying any more of my treats again"

"Whatever will I do?" He replied sarcastically, a small smirk on his gorgeous face. I clenched my teeth together, lost for words and wanting to wipe the smirk off his face.

"Go away" I finally mustered. I cringed internally, that was the worst thing I could have thought of. He looked at me instead of replying, his hazel eyes glowing amber in the sun light.

"Do you really think I was being serious?" He finally said, moving closer to me so there was only an inch's space between us. I crossed my arms waiting for another sarcastic comment or for him to joke but he didn't.

"Yes?" I replied, unsure of the answer myself.

He let out a sigh and shook his head "Really, y/n. Your cooking is just as gorgeous as you. The cupcake was delicious"

I wish I had a more sensible response but when was I ever known for my maturity?

"Really?" I was grinning and trying to ignore the part where had called me gorgeous otherwise I would be in deep shit.

He nodded his head, a small smile on his face too. Gods he was so pretty. And his lips...I shook my thoughts away and gave him a quick hug. He smelt like wind and smoke and deliciousness. And honestly? I wanted to keep hugging him forever. But that wasn't possible.

I stepped out his embrace "Thanks for the feedback Az. I should get going"

Azriel nodded his head "...you should" He looked at me with such an intense gaze that I just wanted to melt into the ground, not to mention the sun beating down on us making me even hotter. He finally turned away and winnowed into the darkness so I could no longer see him. If I hadn't been such a dumbass and blindly in love I would have known he hadn't tried the cupcake at all.

I placed the last tray on the table and looked at my creations.

"They look absolutely divine" Feyre said coming over to look at the cupcakes. I had iced them with dark purple icing and sprinkled small stars on top. I felt like they matched the star fall theme perfectly.

"Thank you. I probably would have more if Cassian didn't keep eating them" I said, looking over at him. He was holding out his hand and convincing Nesta to dance with him. I assumed she wanted to save her feet because we all knew when Cassian was even the slightest bit drunk he was a hazard to be next to.

"Y/n? I think someone wants your attention" Rhys said making his way over to me and Feyre. I raised an eyebrow, wondering what he was talking about. He dipped his chin, gesturing behind me and I saw Eris, a glass of wine in his hand and talking to Lucien.

"So he decided to show up?" I asked. He had been invited for the past few years or so after having built stronger ties with the night court and his younger brother but I had never seen him actually accept.

"He decided to show up so he could see you" Feyre replied, giving me a small wink. I let out a sigh. I hoped she was joking. I liked Eris. I really did. But as a friend. Someone I could laugh with and spend time with. I was hoping Feyre was wrong but whenever she played love match, she was always right.

I made my way over to Eris who raised his glass "Finally made your way over here?" He asked.

I shrugged "Your bright red hair is hard to find in a crowd like this" I teased. His smile grew slightly "Your looking radiant today. The dress suits you"

I accepted the compliment "Thank you. You don't look too bad yourself"

He rolled his eyes "I never look bad. That's not a word in my dictionary"

I let out a laugh at his dramatics. "We should plan to meet up sometime. We're friends after all" It pained me to add the last sentence but I had to. I wasn't going to let him think there was something between us when there wasn't. It wouldn't be fair. His warm amber eyes turned slightly cooler.

"We should. Your a good friend y/n" His smile was still there but it seemed slightly put on. A slight façade.

Before I could reply however a shadow brushed at my shoulder making me pause and shiver at it's sudden coldness. I turned around my eyes seeking out Az but I couldn't find him. Really these shadows had a mind of their own. Another one had joined at this point and they were gently circling my wrist and pulling me toward the house.

"I have to go but I'll be back. Don't have too much fun without me" I called to Eris. He shook his head and gave me a small smile "I would never".

I followed the shadows until we reached the balcony. Azriel was stood looking out into the gardens and at everyone partying the night away. His wings were tucked in and I didn't notice as the shadows left me to join him.

I cleared my throat to announce my presence but he didn't turn around.

"Why aren't you down there?" He asked. I moved toward him and stood near the railing.

"Your shadows brought me here. Plus I'm tired anyway" I replied. I wasn't that tired but I wasn't going to miss the chance to talk to Azriel. Not to mention the view was always best from here.

"They like to meddle" He muttered back. At this his shadows disappeared completely as if annoyed with him. I bit back a smile and continued looking at the night sky and everyone under it, sneaking glances toward Azriel.

"Did you try the lemonade?" I asked, breaking the silence between us. He nodded his head "It was nice. Helped stop the wine making it's way into my system too quickly"

I nodded "I was going to get some more...do you want a glass?". Azriel turned to me and tilted his head slightly, his arms resting on the balcony railing.

"If you wouldn't mind"

I made my back downstairs and grabbed two glasses of lemonade which were fizzing slightly, trying not to knock into Mor as she danced like....well like a lunatic.

"Here" I passed Azriel the glass and he thanked me. Instead of turning back to the view he looked at me instead. His stare made me slightly nervous which is why a small laugh escaped me "What?" He put the lemonade to the side.

"You look so goddamn beautiful tonight" His words were quiet but I still heard them. A warm blush made it's way onto my cheeks.

"Thank you" I replied looking anywhere but at him. He moved closer to me, his silent movements slowly backing me up against a wall with no escape. I held my breath as his thumb gently moved over my lips.

"I want to rip this dress of you. I want to do a lot of things. Do you know what they all have in common?" His eyes had darkened, as his hand moved to my throat, loosely holding me in place.

I shook my head slowly, all capability of speaking having left my mind after he had me against a wall, a hand gripped around my throat.

"All those things include you" He whispered. I felt a shiver run down my spine at his voice so close to me, his fingers moving over my pulse.

"So what's stopping you?" I finally asked, hoping for my sake this wasn't just a joke and he genuinely wanted me. His lips turned up into a small smile "Nothing"

He leaned in and captured my lips in a sweet kiss, making me melt into him completely. His hands moved to my waist as he pinned me against the wall, his chest against mine. Gods he tasted divine. Better than any cupcake.

We broke apart, my breathing heavy after being in heaven for the past minute. I looked at Azriel and when I did a small tug, a small piece of happiness filled me. As if the fae I were looking at now was the reason I felt complete. My eyes widened in realisation "Your my...mate" I whispered.

Azriel's eyes closed and he took a deep breath "I know, love" I stood frozen for a second. He did? How long did he know? I shook my thoughts away. Did it matter? I had found out now and I wanted him whether he was or wasn't.

I leaned in to kiss him once more to show him exactly how much I wanted him, his hand resting on my hips. I never wanted to leave his arms again.

MASTERLIST

[ariscats]

Jameson analyzes part 2: Traumas (or a very long rant against Emily Laughin, who I cant be bother to learn how to spell her last name)

“Cause I've made some real big mistakes/ But you make the worst one look fine/ I should've known it was strange/ You only come out at night/ I used to think I was smart/ But you made me look so naive/ The way you sold me for parts/ As you sunk your teeth into me, oh/ Bloodsucker, famefucker/ Bleedin' me dry, like a goddamn vampire”

So there is this girl, who comes at his house every summer and has a heart diesse. She cant live so everyone has to do whatever she asks to make it up for it. Then one day she gets a surgery and now she gets to live, and who is her ticket to living? Jameson and Grayson.

Emily is his first kiss. However, 3 seconds after SHE KISSES HIS BROTHER WHO HE ALREADY INSECURE ABOUT BECAUSE OF HIS F. GRANDFATHER. And you have to be pretty dumd to not realize that what emily really wanted in the scene is Grayson to kiss her and she just used Jameson because she could (I still can’t believe that Emily did “loved” Gray more than Jameson).

Then she moves to his city and goes to his school. And, as far as a bitch she is, she must have been rl something because she became the most popular girl at school.

(Now, this is where things get tricky. I’m going to use the version fo what I believe happened. If you have another version you can picture like that)

Then they start dating. They borh want to live and do things because they can rather because they should. She got her golden ticket to freedom and he got the attention he’s been craving his whole life. They do everything together because she wants more and he wants more and nothing is never enough for them. So Jameson takes her to do everything they have the right to because Jameson is, at te end of the day, a good boyfriend.

But, its still not enough for Emily. Because she goes after fucking Grayson AND HE DOES THE SAME TING AS JAMESON BECAUSE THEY ARE THE OPOSITE SIDE OF THE SAME COIN.

Then they start fighting. Best friends for their whole life, but they slowly start to hate each other because fucking Emily turned everything INTO A GAME, MAKING LOVE A GAME THE SAME WAY TJEIR FAMILY HAS BEEN TRAUMATAZING THEM THEIR WHOLE LIFES. AND SHE KEEPS A FUCKING SCORE OF WHO HAS MORE POINTS, BY VOICE RECORDING.

Then one beautifull day Rebecca decides that betrayl by both ends doesnt hurts and tells Jameson about the scores and sends him the audio Emily made.

Jameson Hawthorne had to listen the girl he ruined his life for for over a year sumarize him and his love as some points. He breaks up with her, and she decides to go after Grayson. And then she jumps. But he is also there, because love and family are never that simple and jameson is a tiny bit (read in the level of therapy) of a masochist. And then SHE BLINKS AND LAUGHS AT HIM AND WHEN HE FINALLY MANAGES TO GO AWAY SHE START HAVING HEART PROBLEMS. BUT SHE HAS PLAYED HIM SO MUCH THAT HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT REALITY IS ANYMORE, and she hadnt had any heart problems for the past 4 years. So he leaves and she dies, and hell breakes lose.

He lost a girl he has know his whole life. He just “learned” that his love arent worth more than some points, he just got out of a increadibly toxic relasionship that ruined his life. The healthy thing would have been if he had some safe space to talk about what Emily did to him and have a strong support system. But everyone he knows is muroning her. They see her as an angle, so everything she did to him goes under the traps because how do you even dare to say something about dear angle Emily. And he has to live with the fact that he belives he killed her. And he cant also talk about anyone about that, for obvious reasons (but his grandfather knows and uses that against him).

Remember what I said about him being a masochist? Now is the era of his great self destruction (with an almost suicide attempt there, that his grandfather was present again and used that agaisnt him, *again*). Its all buttom up in him and he feels angry and sad and nothing. And between these 3, he chose anger. Also, Thea blames the Hawthorne for a death they didnt cause because who dares to say something bad about angles emily? So she puts the whole school agaisnt him and makes school unberable to him. Everyone likes to joke about Jameson missing school but has anyone ever wondered why he hated there so much? He didnt skiped class because he was a rebel 😝🤘but because everyone f. hated him and made his life hell.

[intomusings]

﹒﹒  guts   sentence   starters    !

my  brain  goes  ahhh  !  guts by olivia rodrigo just dropped and it's been on repeat  in my household .  olivia rodrigo  can do no wrong in my opinion and i  realized  that  the  lyrics  make  for  some  perfect  sentence  starters  —  so  under  the  cut  you’ll  find  a  bunch  of  heart  wrenching  and angsty one  liners  .  if  u  found  this  useful  ,  feel  free  to  like  or  reblog  to  boost  this  .

﹒﹒  all - american bitch  :

" i feel for your every little issue , i know just what you mean .. "

" you know me , i forgive and i forget .. "

" i got what you can't resist "

" i know my place and this is it "

﹒﹒  bad idea right?  :

" haven't heard from you in a couple of months .. "

" i'm out right now and i'm all fucked up "

" i know we're done , i know we're through but god when i look at you .. "

" seeing you tonight , it's a bad idea , right ?

" i know that he's my ex but can't two people reconnect ? "

" i only see him as a friend .. "

" i know i should stop but i can't . "

" i'm sure i've seen much hotter men but i really can't remember when "

﹒﹒  vampire  :

" i loved you truly "

" i've made some real big mistakes but you make the worst one look fine "

" i used to think i was smart but you made me look so naive "

" every girl i ever talked to told me you were bad news "

" you called them crazy god i hate the way i called them crazy too ! "

" you're so convincing , how do you lie without flinching ? "

" can't figure out how you do it and god knows i never will "

" you said it was true love .. "

" you can't love anyone cause that would mean you had a heart "

" i tried to help you out , now i know that i can't . "

" how you think is the kind of thing i'll never understand "

﹒﹒  lacy  :

" did i ever tell you i'm not doing well ? "

" i see you everywhere .. "

" i'm losing it lately . "

" well aren't you the greatest thing to ever exist ? "

" my stomach's all in knots "

" you got the one thing that i want "

" it's like you're made of angel dust "

" it's like you're out to get me "

" you poison every little thing that i do "

" i just loathe you lately "

﹒﹒  ballad of a homeschooled girl  :

" i don't think i get along with anyone .. "

" i guess i should go .. "

" i told secrets i shouldn't tell . "

" i made it weird , i made it worse . "

" oh god , what did i say ? "

﹒﹒  making the bed  :

" i thought it so i said it "

" sometimes i feel like i don't wanna be where i am "

" i'm so tired of being the girl that i am "

" i'm playing the victim so well in my head "

" i got the things i wanted , it's just not what i imagined "

﹒﹒  logical  :

" god , you're so good at what you do . "

" i'd put myself through hell for you "

" hear all the rumors lately that you always denied "

" you convinced me , it was all in my mind "

" changing you is possible .. "

" i'm sure that girl is really your friend "

" our problems are all solvable "

" why do i do this ? "

" i know i'm half responsible and that makes me feel horrible "

" i know i could've stopped it all .. "

﹒﹒  get him back!  :

" i met a guy in the summer .. "

" i wanna get him back "

" i wanna make him really jealous "

" i really miss him and it makes me real sad "

" i miss the way he kisses and the way he made me laugh "

" i am my fathers daughter so maybe i could fix him "

" i wanna key his car "

" i wanna break his heart "

﹒﹒  love is embarrassing  :

" i told my friends you were the one "

" you said space was what you need "

" i waited by my phone like a goddamn fool "

" i consoled you while you cried .. "

" how could i be so stupid ? "

" you found a new version of me "

" i give up everything "

﹒﹒  the grudge :

" one phone call from you and my entire world was changed "

" you took everything i loved and crushed it between your fingers "

" i doubt you ever think about the damage that you did "

" i hear your voice every time i think i'm not enough "

" how could anybody do the things you did so easily ? "

" i say i don't care , i say i'm fine but you know i can't let it go . "

" i fantasize about a time you're a little fucking sorry "

" i try to understand why you would do this all to me "

" do you think i deserved it all ? "

" you have everything and you still want more "

" but even after all this , you're still everything to me "

" i know you don't care "

﹒﹒  pretty isn't pretty  :

" there's always something missing "

" i don't know why i even try "

﹒﹒  teenage dream  :

" it gets better , but what if i don't ? "

[artemivsa]

𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐒 (𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐎) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.

sentence starters taken from olivia rodrigo's new album guts (2023). change pronouns as you see fit. 

all-american bitch.

❛ i am light as a feather. ❜

❛ i'm as stiff as a board. ❜

❛ i pay attention to things that most people ignore. ❜

❛ i'm alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty, that's for sure. ❜

❛ i feel for your every little issue, i know just what you mean. ❜

❛ i make light of the darkness. ❜

❛ i forgive and forget. ❜

❛ i know my age and i act like it. ❜

❛ got what you can't resist. ❜

❛ i got class and integrity just like a goddamn kennedy, i swear. ❜

❛ i'm a perfect all-american bitch. ❜

❛ i know my place and this is it. ❜

❛ i don't get angry when i'm pissed. ❜

❛ i'm an eternal optimist. ❜

❛ i'm grateful all the time. ❜

❛ i'm sexy and i'm kind. ❜

❛ i'm pretty when i cry. ❜

bad idea, right?

❛ haven't heard from you in a couple of months. ❜

❛ i'm out right now and i'm all fucked up. ❜

❛ you're calling my phone and you're all alone, i'm sensing some undertone. ❜

❛ i know we're done, i know we're through, but god, when i look at you. ❜

❛ i cannot hear my thoughts. ❜

❛ seeing you tonight, it's a bad idea, right? ❜

❛ fuck it, it's fine. ❜

❛ yes i know that he's my ex, but can't two people reconnect? ❜

❛ i only see him as a friend. ❜

❛ the biggest lie i ever said. ❜

❛ i just tripped and fell into his bed. ❜

❛ i know i should stop, but i can't. ❜

❛ i told my friends i was sleep but i never said where or in whose sheets. ❜

❛ i'm sure i've seen much hotter men, but i really can't remember when. ❜

vampire.

❛ hate to give the satisfaction asking how you're doing now. ❜

❛ how's the castle built on people you pretend to care about? ❜

❛ just what you wanted. look at you, cool guy, you got it. ❜

❛ i loved you truly, you gotta laugh at the stupidity. ❜

❛ i've made some real big mistakes, but you make the worst one look fine. ❜

❛ i should've known it was strange you only come out at night. ❜

❛ i used to think i was smart but you made me look so naive. ❜

❛ every girl i ever talked to told me you were bad, bad news. ❜

❛ you're so convincing, how do you lie without flinching? ❜

❛ you said it was true love, but wouldn't that be hard? you can't love anyone 'cause that would mean you had a heart. ❜

❛ i tried to help you out, now i know that i can't, 'cause how you think's the kind of thing i'll never understand. ❜

lacy.

❛ aren't you the sweetest thing on this side of hell? ❜

❛ did i ever tell you that i'm not doing well? ❜

❛ i linger all the time, watching, hidden in plain sight. ❜

❛ i see you everywhere, the sweetest torture one could bear. ❜

❛ i'm losing it lately. ❜

❛ i feel your compliments like bullets on skin. ❜

❛ well, aren't you the greatest thing to ever exist? ❜

❛ my stomach's all in knots. ❜

❛ you got the one thing that i want. ❜

❛ it's like you're made of angel dust. ❜

❛ you poison every little thing that i do. ❜

❛ i despise my jealous eyes and how hard they fell for you. ❜

❛ i despise my rotten mind and how much it worships you. ❜

ballad of a homeschooled girl.

❛ cat got my tongue. ❜

❛ i don't think i get along with anyone. ❜

❛ i'm on the outside of the greatest inside joke. ❜

❛ i guess i should go, the party's done and i'm no fun, i know. ❜

❛ i told secrets i shouldn't tell. ❜

❛ i stumbled all over my words, i made it weird, i made it worse. ❜

❛ each time i step outside, it's social suicide. ❜

❛ it's social suicide. ❜

❛ searching 'how to start a conversation?' on a website. ❜

❛ i talked to this hot guy, swore i was his type. ❜

❛ everything i do is tragic. ❜

❛ oh god, what did i say? ❜

❛ don't let me out at night. ❜

making the bed.

❛ want it, so i got. did it, so it's done. ❜

❛ another conversation with nothing good to say. ❜

❛ i thought it, so i said it. ❜

❛ another day pretending i'm older than i am. ❜

❛ sometimes i feel like i don't wanna be where i am. ❜

❛ push away all the people who know me the best. ❜

❛ it's me who's been making the bed. ❜

❛ every good thing has turned into something i dread. ❜

❛ i'm playing the victim so well in my head. ❜

❛ they tell me that they love me like i'm some tourist attraction. ❜

❛ i got the things i wanted, it's just not what i imagined. ❜

logical.

❛ god, you're so good at what you do. ❜

❛ i'd put myself through hell for you. ❜

❛ hear all the rumors lately, that you always denied. ❜

❛ you convinced me, baby, it was all in my mind. ❜

❛ now you got me thinking two plus two equals five, and i'm the love of your life. ❜

❛ love is never logical. ❜

❛ you built a giant castle with walls so high i couldn't see. ❜

❛ i'm sure that girl is really your friend. ❜

❛ said i was too young, i was too soft. ❜

❛ i know i'm half responsible and that makes me feel horrible. ❜

❛ i could've stopped it all. god, why didn't i stop it all? ❜

get him back!

❛ i met a guy in the summer and i left him in the spring. ❜

❛ he said he's 6'2 and i'm like, dude, nice try. ❜

❛ i miss him some nights. ❜

❛ do i love him? do i hate him? i guess it's up and down. ❜

❛ i wanna get him back, i wanna make him real jealous, wanna make him feel bad. ❜

❛ i really miss him and it makes me real sad. ❜

❛ i want sweet revenge and i want him again. ❜

❛ i miss the way he kisses and the way he made me laugh. ❜

❛ i wanna kiss his face with an uppercut. ❜

❛ i wanna meet his mom just to tell her her son sucks. ❜

❛ i'm gonna get him so good, he's not even gonna know what hit him. ❜

love is embarrassing.

❛ i told my friends you were the one after i'd known you, like, a month. ❜

❛ god, love's fucking embarrassing. ❜

❛ i consoled you while you cried over you ex-girlfriend's new guy. ❜

❛ my god, how could i be so stupid? ❜

❛ i give up everything. ❜

❛ i placed my bets and it's not worth anything. ❜

❛ i'm planning out my wedding with some guy i'm never marrying. ❜

the grudge.

❛ one phone call from you and my entire world was changed. ❜

❛ took everything i loved and crushed it in between your fingers. ❜

❛ i doubt you ever think about the damage that you did, but i hold on to every detail like my life depends on it. ❜

❛ my undying love, now, i hold it like a grudge. ❜

❛ i hear your voice every time i think i'm not enough. ❜

❛ i try to be tough, but i wanna scream. ❜

❛ how could anyone do the things you did so easily? ❜

❛ it takes strength to forgive, but i don't feel strong. ❜

❛ i try to understand why you would do this all to me. ❜

❛ do you think i deserved it all? ❜

❛ you built me up to watch me fall. ❜

❛ you have everything and you still want more. ❜

[fiorella-a]

Karasuno boys as... "Vampire" song lyrics!

(+ Short scenarios)

Info:

-future! Karasuno boys x gn! Reader

-No Tanaka, he's married after all 🤷🏻‍♀️

-toxic relationship

-cursing

-slight angst (i guess)

Daichi:

"I loved you truly

Gotta laugh at the stupidity"

"I should've known it was strange

You only come out at night"

>> You always found it weird that Daichi would go out around midnight or almost midnight, I'm talking about 10, 11 or 12PM and then come back an hour and a half later. God you hate yourself for falling into his trap when he assures you saying, "It's required for me to patrol around the area" or "you know I'm a police officer, babe" and due to your sincere love for him, you always did understand his responsibilities.

Although you can't help but notice that every time he comes back, he smells and looks.. fresh? Like he had just taken a shower and re-used his clothes.

Maybe he did take a shower with a girl he was giving an after care for. Maybe he was patrolling the area of his girl's apartment. But you can't do anything, you don't have enough evidence.

Sugawara:

"Cause I've made some real big mistakes

But you make the worst one look fine"

"You're so convincing

How do you lie without flinching?"

>> Sugawara gave you an extra key to his class just in case he locks the door and you wanted to visit him. Your relative, who goes to the school that he teaches, called you and told you how amazing his day was, you found it weird that Sugawara isn't home yet. "That's awesome, buddy! But I gotta go, alright? I'll call later on, bye-bye!"

Once you hung up, you drove as fast as you can to the school and came into his classroom without warning.

You saw a woman sitting on Suga's desk, while he has his right arm wrapped around her waist. The woman could only eye you up and down before turning to yell at Suga, "I thought you told them? Gosh Suga! We've been over this for what? A thousand time?!" The said woman jumped out of his grasp, pushed you aside and walked out while slamming the door behind her.

He scoffs at you before opening the door and chasing after the woman.

He left you, huh? Of course he did.

Asahi:

"Bleedin' me dry, like a goddamn vampire"

>> Being an apparel designer and someone who used to get nervous all the time, Asahi gets insecure about the things that he has or had created. He always yearns for your compliment and your opinion both for him and his designs.

And God did it drain you, always saying "you did a great job today, pretty boy" "look at this! One thing missing and after that, it'll be all perfect!" You acted more like his worker rather than his partner, to be honest.

Nishinoya:

"Ooh, what a mesmerizing, paralyzing, fucked-up little thrill

Can't figure out just how you do it, and God knows I never will"

>> Nishinoya takes you with him every time he goes travelling, he winks at you before saying, "It's my treat, love"

After a long day, you both headed onto a nearby hotel before resuming your adventures for tomorrow. The room was spacious, the balcony had the best view and you were busy day dreaming while Noya went into the hotel lobby to fetch you both some food and when he came back, he surprised you with your favorite meal!

You're so easy to distract that you missed the kiss mark on his temple and his neck.

Kageyama:

"The way you sold me for parts

As you sunk your teeth into me, oh

Bloodsucker, famefucker

Bleedin' me dry, like a goddamn vampire"

>> Kageyama kept your relationship very lowkey, he didn't wanna make you overwhelmed by the amount of fans and paparazzi that's on his back, but his team does know you.

When Kageyama is fast asleep, you grab his phone and tries to find one of his teammate's number and luckily, you did!

2:09 AM:

"Hi! Kageyama's girlfriend here, I got your number off of his phone. Can you please help me set up a party for him? Thank you and it's no biggie if you decline."

5:31 AM

"Hey, you have a different number? Gosh [random name] you didn't tell me sooner."

"I'm sorry you must've misunderstood, It's actually Y/n!"

"Oh, Y/n? Aren't you his one night stand? Please stop messaging me, i'm uncomfortable knowing Tobio has a girlfriend and you're trying to earn his attention. Thank you for the efforts of reaching out for me."

He kept you a secret because all they know is you were nothing but a fling to him.

Hinata:

"How's the castle built off people you pretend to care about?"

>> When Hinata got home from practice, he could tell that you were tired and he asked about your day, "Nothing much, just stressful customers always making a scene, you know?" You laugh at your words while Hinata looked into your eyes, "That's sad." He coughs "anyways my day was more stressful than yours, I–"

You spaced out while his rambling started.

Did he even put himself into your shoes?

Tsukishima:

"I used to think I was smart

But you made me look so naive"

"And every girl I ever talked to told me you were bad, bad news

You called them crazy, God, I hate the way I called them crazy too"

>> Tsukishima has you wrapped around his fingers and he knows it. He made you so dependent on him that he knows you can't even go on a day without telling him stories. Gosh he loves the way you're so easy to manipulate! you could've lent in some time for the girls to explain themselves but no, you took his words.

What a fool.

Yamaguchi:

"Went for me, and not her

'Cause girls your age know better"

>> Yamaguchi likes someone from his class, but when you confessed to him, he can't help but accept it out of pity. And Yamaguchi successfully shaped you into his crush. Making you trim your hair, dress in a different aesthetic and even changing the way you talk, just for him. And gosh when you saw the way he looked at the person he liked, you noticed something similar about them.

Everything. You're like that person's mirror.

[perspectivestarters]

Perspective's Sentence Starters; GUTS by Olivia Rodrigo (Part I)

ALL-AMERICAN BITCH

I pay attention to things that most people ignore.

I'm alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty, that's for sure.

I am built like a mother and a total machine.

I feel for your every little issue.

I make light of the darkness.

I've got sun in my motherfuckin' pocket.

I forgive, and I forget.

I know my age, and I act like it.

I got class and integrity.

I'm a perfect all-American bitch.

I know my place, and this is it.

I don't get angry when I'm pissed.

I'm the eternal optimist. I scream inside to deal with it.

Oh my fucking god.

I'm grateful all the time.

I'm sexy, and I'm kind.

I'm pretty when I cry.

BAD IDEA RIGHT?

Haven't heard from you in a couple of months.

I'm out right now and I'm all fucked up.

I'm sensing some undertone.

I'm right here with all my friends.

You're sending me your new address?

I know we're done.

I know we're through

God, when I look at you...

I should probably not.

It's a bad idea, right?

Fuck it, it's fine.

Yes, I know that he's my ex.

Can't two people reconnect?

I only see him as a friend.

The biggest lie I ever said.

I just tripped and fell into his bed.

I know I should stop, but I can't.

I told my friends I was asleep.

I never said where or in whose sheets.

I'm sure I've seen much hotter men, but I really can't remember when.

VAMPIRE

How's the castle built off people you pretend to care about?

Just what you wanted.

Look at you, cool guy, you got it.

I see the parties and the diamonds sometimes when I close my eyes.

Six months of torture you sold as some forbidden paradise.

I loved you truly.

You gotta laugh at the stupidity.

I've made some real big mistakes, but you make the worst one look fine.

I should've known it was strange.

I used to think I was smart, but you made me look so naive.

You sold me for parts as you sunk your teeth into me.

Every girl I ever talked to told me you were bad news.

God, I hate the way I called them crazy too.

You're so convincing

How do you lie without flinching?

Can't figure out just how you do it and god knows I never will.

Went for me and not her 'cause girls your age know better.

You said it was true love, but wouldn't that be hard?

You can't love anyone 'cause that would mean you had a heart.

I tried to help you out.

How you think's the kind of thing I'll never understand.

LACY

Skin like puff pastry.

Aren't you the sweetest thing on this side of hell?

Did I ever tell you that I’m not doin' well?

Like perfume that you wear, I linger all the time.

It takes over my life.

I see you everywhere.

The sweetest torture one could bear.

I'm losin’ it lately.

I feel your compliments likе bullets on skin.

Aren't you the greatest thing to ever exist?

Like ribbons in your hair, my stomach's all in knots.

You got the one thing that I want.

It's like you're made of angel dust.

It's like you're out to get me.

You poison every little thing that I do

I just loathe you lately.

I despise my jealous eyes and how hard they fell for you.

I despise my rotten mind and how much it worships you.

BALLAD OF A HOMESCHOOL GIRL

I don't think I get along with anyone.

I'm on the outside of the greatest inside joke.

Feels like my skin doesn't fit right over my bones.

So I guess I should go...

The party's done, and I'm no fun.

I told secrets I shouldn't tell.

I stumbled over all my words.

I made it weird.

I made it worse.

Each time I step outside, it's social suicide.

I laughed at the wrong time.

I talkеd to this hot guy, swore I was his type.

Guess that he was makin' out with boys, like, the whole night.

Everything I do is tragic.

Every guy I like is gay.

Oh, god, what did I say?

I'm shocked I'm still alive.

MAKING THE BED

Want it, so I got it.

Another thing I ruined I used to do for fun.

I thought it, so I said it.

Another day pretending I'm older than I am.

Another perfect moment that doesn't feel like mine.

Another thing I forced to be a sign.

Sometimes I feel like I don't wanna be where I am.

Push away all the people who know me the best.

It's me who's been makin' the bed.

I'm so tired of bein' the girl that I am.

Every good thing has turned into somethin' I dread.

I'm playin' the victim so well in my head.

I read somewhere it's 'cause my life feels so out of control.

I tell someone I love them just as a distraction.

They tell me that they love me like I'm some tourist attraction.

They're changin' my machinery, and I just let it happen.

I got the things I wanted, it's just not what I imagined.

Counting all of the beautiful things I regret.

[broadway-feferi]

S)(aring an old song from way back w)(en we were still in t)(e game… Fun fact, a lamprey is a parasitic fis)(, not an eel!

(Lyrics)

Hate to give the satisfaction, asking how you’re doing now

How’s the castle you built off of friends you killed and just tore down?

Just what you wanted?

Look at you, wizard, you got it

I see our chatlogs, broken diamonds every time I close my eyes

Six sweeps as moirails ends in broken hearts and souls and straight up lies

Trusted you truly

Gotta laugh at my stupidity 

'Cause I've made some real big mistakes

But you make the worst one look fine

I should've known it was strange

You made me drained all the time

I used to think I was smart

You made me look so naive

The way you took up my time and all of my energy

Fun sucker, fame fucker, bleeding me dry like a goddamn lamprey

And all this time that Ive known you all your plots were bad, bad news

Doomsday devices such a surprise they never worked for you, you fool

You’re so dramatic

A hemospectrum fanatic

Oh, what a shame you had to be arrogant up to your gills

Can’t figure out just how you do it, and Glub knows I never will

Said we’re meant to be together

Well, frankly I say never

'Cause I've made some real big mistakes

But you make the worst one look fine

I should've known it was strange

You made me drained all the time

I used to think I was smart

You made me look so naive

The way you took up my time and all of my energy

Fun sucker, fame fucker, bleeding me dry like a goddamn lamprey

You said it was true love, but wouldn't that be hard?

You can't love anyone, 'cause that would mean you had a heart

I tried you help you out, now I know that I can't

'Cause how you think's the kind of thing I'll never understand

'Cause I've made some real big mistakes

But you make the worst one look tame

I should've known it was strange

You pulled away after the game

I used to think I was smart

But you made me look so naive

The way you tore us all down, blasted a hole into me

Hope crusher, fame fucker

Leave me to die like a goddamn lamprey

[creationcitystreet-em]

Olivia Rodrigo Songs with my OCs

I'm too obsessed with GUTS so here's this

Camila Ruíz

About her relationship with her parents: enough for you, the grudge

Key lyrics:

Don't you think I loved you too much to be used and discarded? Don't you think I loved you too much to think I deserve nothing?

You always say I'm never satisfied, but I don't think that's true. You say I'm never satisfied, but that's not me, it's you. 'Cause all I ever wanted was to be enough, but I don't think anything could ever be enough for you

And I doubt you ever think about the damage that you did, but I hold on to every detail like my life depends on it. My undying love, now I hold it like a grudge. And I hear your voice every time that I think I'm not enough

And I try to be tough, but I wanna scream, How could anybody do the things you did so easily?

It takes strength to forgive, but I don't feel strong

You built me up to watch me fall, you have everything and you still want more

Even after all this, you're still everything to me. And I know you don't care, I guess that that's fine, But you know I can't let it go. I've tried, I've tried, I've tried for so long

Mia Canales

About her relationship with her ex: 1 step forward 3 steps back, vampire, logical

Key lyrics:

You got me fucked up in the head, boy. Never doubted myself so much. Like, am I pretty? Am I fun, boy? I hate that I give you power over that kind of stuff

'Cause it's always one step forward and three steps back, I'm the love of your life until I make you mad

'Cause I've made some real big mistakes, but you make the worst one look fine

I used to think I was smart but you made me look so naive

Went for me, and not her, 'cause girls your age know better

You said it was true love, but wouldn't that be hard? You can't love anyone, 'cause that would mean you had a heart

And now you got me thinking two plus two equals five and I'm the love of your life

You built a giant castle with walls so high, I couldn't see the way it all unraveled and all the things you did to me. You lied, you lied, you lied

Cause lovin' you is lovin' every argument you held over my head, Brought up the girls you could have instead. Said I was too young, I was too soft, can't take a joke, can't get you off

[kierancampire]

I just found out about Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo, and damn

"Hate to give the satisfaction, asking how you're doing now. How's the castle built off people you pretend to care about? Just what you wanted, look at you, cool guy, you got it. I see the parties and the diamonds sometimes when I close my eyes", that is how I feel sometimes, any time I talk/think about him, it's like giving him the satisfaction that he's with me forever. There were happy and good times, and sometimes I do think of them and sometimes, in a way, I even miss them, but then I think of everything else. I feel like he's building a story and a life off his experiences, and just not being completely transparent about those experiences, and I wonder if I'm another part of that stage he's building

"Six months of torture you sold as some forbidden paradise", I was with Nathan for 6 months, so that stuck out immediately

"Cause I've made some real big mistakes, but you make the worst one look fine", I feel like getting with him was one of the worst things I did, and his trauma is the worst for me, which really is saying something considered

"I used to think I was smart, but you made me look so naive", after going through homelessness twice and everything else I had gone through in life, I did think of myself as above others and more intelligent/aware, but then yeah

"The way you sold me for parts, as you sunk your teeth into me", I just kinda related that to him using my body for pleasure whenever he wanted it, and also on a literal sense, he used to constantly give me love bites on my neck

"And every girl I ever talked to told me you were bad, bad news. You called them crazy, God, I hate the way I called them crazy too. You're so convincing, how do you lie without flinching?", when I was with Nathan, he told me about/showed me his exes, and he spoke so poorly on all of them, painted them awfully, said super bad things about them, shared bad things about them. But I believed what he said, and I insulted them along with him, but now I have no idea how many were victims like me, and how many he lied about. Also, he lied about how much he wanted to be with me, he lied about wanting to leave me, he lied about things being okay, he lied about breaking up with me, he lied to have sex with me, he lied about so much and fooled me on all of it

"You can't love anyone, cause that would mean you had a heart. I tried to help you out, now I know that I can't, cause how you think's the kind of thing I'll never understand", I feel like a lot of that is self-explanatory

[coolstorysister]

lyric starters 14

I need to tell you everything before it's too late.

I don't regret a single day.

You're so beautiful.

I saw you through the window.

I'll always have the memories of our life together.

I felt you with me.

You'll always be my girl.

I need it now!

I can't wait till tomorrow.

I loved you truly.

Gotta laugh at the stupidity.

I've made some real big mistakes

I've made some real big mistakes but you make the worst one look fine.

I should've known it was strange.

I used to think I was smart.

You made me look so naive.

You're so convincing.

How do you lie without flinching?

You said it was true love.

But wouldn't that be hard?

You can't love anyone because that would mean you had a heart.

I tried to help you out.

I know that I can't.

Hold your breath and count to ten.

Promise me it's not the end.

I feel it in my bones.

There's no coming back.

How did I become so heartless?

Have mercy on me.

This is my last chance to make it out alive.

There's blood on my hands.

There's no catharsis.

I've become so heartless.

No pain without sacrifice.

There's pieces of me only you know.

You know I love you.

Feels like yesterday...

I just wanna thank you for being my friend for life.

You know the distance never made a difference to me.

You know I'm good on my own.

I am now an instrument of violence.

I cannot leave this undecided.

Surrender now or be counted with the endless masses that I will defeat.

Come on, bring it.

Are you ready?

Your entire world will turn into a battlefield tonight.

I can't be told to compromise this.

They will speak my name for eternity.

I have no need of any guidance.

I am a weapon powerful beyond belief.

You can't hide now.

So decide now how they will remember you.

I could never turn away.

I can't believe that this is really happening.

Desperation drives me insane!

Will I ever love again?

What's the point of anything?

It takes a toll.

This is where the fun begins.

The silence drives me insane.

I cannot feel anything.

You're never ever wrong.

Let me fight!

Don't even bother to explain.

You'll never win this time.

Well, it's plain to see that you have lost your damn mind.

How could you let it end up this way?

Is there really nothing more you can say?

I'm not taking another fucking dose of your denial today.

I'm not willing to deal with someone who insists they can never be wrong.

If you shut your mouth, then we just might make it.

You wanna fight me?

Be careful what you're wishing for.

There is no coming back this time.

I'm ready to fight.

Is it all that you were hoping for?

Do it again.

The boy I love's got another girl.

I don't have an apartment.

I'm still at the start.

I'm contagious.

It'd be safest if you ran.

That's what they all just end up doing in the end.

Take my arm, break it in half.

Say something!

Do it soon!

It's too quiet in this room.

I need noise.

I don't have an agenda.

All I do is pretend to be okay.

next is Achilles Come Down

[jellogram]

When ur ex texts you "Hey what's up?" and all you wanna say that I hate to give the satisfaction ask you how you're doing now how's the castle built off people you pretend to care about just what you wanted look at you cool guy you got it I see the parties and the diamonds sometimes when I close my eyes six months of torture that you sold as some forbidden paradise I loved you truly gotta laugh at the stupidity cuz I've made some real big mistakes but you make the worst ones look fine I should have known it was strange you only come out at night I used to think I was smart but you made me look so naive the way you sold me for parts as you sunk your teeth into me ooOOAAh oh bloodsucker famefucker bleeding me dry like a goddam vampire

[oh-my-damn]

Vampire

I've gotten (more than) a few requests to break these lyrics down for the past few weeks

I finally got around to listening to it

And let me just say.......

Let's fucking do this.

I know nothing about her private life so this is all guesswork and speculation based off her lyrics.

Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo

Hate to give the satisfaction asking how you’re doing now How’s the castle built off people you pretend to care about? Just what you wanted

She is going IN right off the bat. It's giving Taylor in her Fearless era.

Look at you, cool guy, you got it I see the parties and the diamonds sometimes when I close my eyes Six months of torture you sold as some forbidden paradise I loved you truly You gotta laugh at the stupidity

This guy absolutely ruined her. Maybe took away what she considered her innocence. Thats what torture is alluding to.

‘Cause I’ve made some real big mistakes But you make the worst one look fine I should’ve known it was strange You only come out at night

This is a guy who legit will text "you up?" at 2am

Maybe he only "had time" after midnight even. I've been there. They make you think its real but theyre just busy – but in truth theyre using you.

I used to think I was smart But you made me look so naïve

She believed what he was selling.

The way you sold me for parts As you sunk your teeth into me, oh Bloodsucker, famef—er Bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire

Okay, yep. He was absolutely using her.

And every girl I ever talked to told me you were bad, bad news You called them crazy, God, I hate the way I called them crazy too You’re so convincing

This is always a red flag. If they call their exes crazy it means something happened to make them crazy. She realizes now.

How do you lie without flinching? (How do you lie? How do you lie? How do you lie?) Oh, what a mesmerizing, paralyzing, f—ed up little thrill Can’t figure out just how you do it and God knows I never will Went for me and not her ‘Cause girls your age know better

OOOOOOF. Calling him OUT. He's clearly older (I suspected so) and used her. Men will be shitty men. Isn't that the saying? In my book it is.

I’ve made some real big mistakes But you make the worst one look fine I should’ve known it was strange You only come out at night I used to think I was smart But you made me look so naïve The way you sold me for parts As you sunk your teeth into me, oh Bloodsucker, famef—er Bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire

Same lines as earlier. What was said earlier still applies. He used her for everything she was worth and practically "left her for dead" – sometimes thats what it feels like when they just use you for your body/money/fame etc. You're suddenly a vessel and no longer a person.

You said it was true love, but wouldn’t that be hard? You can’t love anyone, ’cause that would mean you had a heart I tried to help you out, now I know that I can’t ‘Cause how you think’s the kind of thing I’ll never understand

Oh he played the "victim" card. Some guys do. We never know who is sincere about it until we get hurt. He used that card on her to get sympathy.

I’ve made some real big mistakes But you make the worst one look fine I should’ve known it was strange You only come out at night I used to think I was smart But you made me look so naïve The way you sold me for parts As you sunk your teeth into me, oh Bloodsucker, famef—er Bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire

He made himself seem like the victim when he is to be blamed for everything that happened to him. He said his exes were bad or crazy, but he made them that way. He used her for everything she is. He didn't care – ever.

[soonyoullgetbetterx]

I've Made Some Real Big Mistakes (But You Make The Worst One Look Fine)

Six months of torture you sold as some forbidden paradise I loved you truly You gotta laugh at the stupidity

'Cause I've made some real big mistakes But you make the worst one look fine I should've known it was strange You only come out at night I used to think I was smart But you made me look so naïve

I promised to myself that by now I should be over you. How I should stop writing about you. Stop going back to you. How am I supposed to when all the sad songs remind me of you? However, I am grateful that I haven't texted you at all since the day I decided to walk away. It wasn't easy, but I did it nonetheless. All because I have to even if I don't want to. Knowing you're not good for me, this is the best thing for me.

I've met plenty of new people since then. Some are good some might be worse than you. All of them, just like you, taught me something about myself. What I want and don't want when it comes to a partner and relationship. What I need and what I don't need. How to be a better advocate for myself. As well as how to instill a healthy boundary. It takes multiple people and a very long time for me to learn these lessons. Many heartbreaks too in-between. At least I get to see things clearer now.

Instead of focusing on whether someone likes me or not, I learn how to assess whether I like them or not. Who am I when I'm with them. Do they stir up my fears and insecurities. Instead of always saying yes, even if I felt uncomfortable, I learned to say no assertively and find ways to do the thing better for both parties. I learned to talk things out and listen when someone has something to say. I learned that not everyone is out there to hurt me. I learned there are people who are really interested in getting ti know me, instead of having me as a need fulfillment.

It took me years to get here. Many failed conversationships to get to where I am today when it comes to romantic connections and failed friendships too. I learned the hard way that no one is meant to be in your life forever. Sometimes all you need to do is simply enjoy your time with them while you can. And let them go once it's over with a smile. That's all there is to a relationship. Platonic or romantic. No one stays forever and that's okay.

I've made some big mistakes but I am not a mistake. My mistakes make me who I am and they taught me invaluable lessons. Lessons I wouldn't, couldn't have learned otherwise. It's like sometimes I need to fall before I learn how to walk without falling. And that's really okay because it's a part of life. You live and you learn.

Of course there are times when I feel sad when a connection fizzles out. Especially when I think we're doing so good. II wish things were different and we're still in each others' lives. However, I am also grateful for the people who were a part of my life just when I needed them at one moment in time. They weren't late, weren't early, just at the right time. It's sad that they're no longer in my life, but they've touched and shaped me and I couldn't thank them enough.

Just like other things in life, good things come with the bad. So does people. However, I've Made Some Real Big Mistakes (But You Make The Worst One Look Fine) and I'll always thank the people who hurt me as well. Why? They taught me how not to treat someone. They taught me whom I don't want to be. They taught me to be kind, always.

Don't be a stranger,

soonyoullgetbetterx

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In appreciation for Chickeninja42's utter INSANITY (and newest video ofc) here's a collection of my favorite quotes — all beneath the cut, this is a MONSTER of a post

From the intro:

"All right — when you hear the words 'Five Nights At Freddy's', what do you think of? Probably like — weird animatronic furry po—" the visual gag of Markiplier being there is real funny ngl

"Cameras. You think of cameras... Hopefully."

"... Whether it'd be for tracking animatronics, shooting at you or doxxing people—"

"Can you take a look at this real quick?" *Proceeds to show the WEIRDEST sussiest Markiplier clip out of context to ever exist. Maybe*

"That's right, nobody's gonna stop me from having the worst ideas possible—" mood Chicken, mood

From Night 1:

"... But they don't kill us, they just give us lung cancer."

Ofc, the legendary one I already quoted in the post I'm reblogging: "What I'm trying to say is: I could easily beat Night 1 blindfolded, in Burger King, with 5 warrants out for my arrest. That's — not my next video by the way."

"Oh yeah, that uses the cameras... Fu—"

"The whole 'serial killer trying to kill me' thing is gonna need some strategizing, but for now I don't care." Mood

From Night 2:

"Alright — Night 2 we have to leave Burger King; I got kicked out... And arrested—"

"... Instead I'll be talking about the mentally 80 year old man! ... What the f*ck does that even mean—"

"... What I'm saying with all this math and variables and expressions might sound like the most useless sh*t you've ever heard in your entire life — and you'd be right—" MOOD

"In case you forgot, all I can do without the camera is sit in the office and play with my f*cking c*ck—"

"Springtrap has recoil—?"

"He's not outside my—" *gets fucking KILLED*

From Night 3:

"Much like a lot of the other challenges I do, Night 3 is where I start to realize I've made a very big mistake—"

"... First up we got the kid that Springtrap is attracted to — I gotta stop saying that—"

"... Since we never open up the camera, we never have to look at his ugly b*tch a*s face—"

"... Also please don't comment if I misgendered this f*cking robot — please, I tried—"

"Uh — the next Phantom gives me PTSD from the last FNAF 3 challenge I did."

"... Yeah it's the weird lanky kid. *A silence in which there's ONE. SECOND of gangnam style playing* I hate this one."

"... He will just stand there forever, until we stare at him and then he jumps at me like I charged him with assault—"

"When he does spawn in he does this weird a*s jig across the office window like he's trying to — seduce me or something. I don't like it." Why are you zooming in to his hips good sir 🤨🤨?? That mans limping hE LACKS A LEG

"That's right — 0-6 p*ssy boy—"

"BONNIE DID NOT DIE THERE you are lying to me, game."

From Night 4:

"Heading into Night 4 I have a good feeling about this one *proceeds to show like. 10+ deaths in quick succession* okay — maybe — not."

"... At first I tried to sell him Five Nights At Freddy's themed NFTs — that didn't work."

"... I'm gonna convince him to start a YouTube channel, he's gonna grow that channel until he has 10 million subscribers, then he's gonna text minors, get caught and then get incarcerated. That also didn't work—" MY GUY?????

"... I guess dead rotting corpses in the ventilation is perfectly fine and it makes the air safe to breathe."

"... Which we sadly can't do anything about, but ladies and gentlemen, in my books that's good enough." Mood. That's literally just me whenever I'm drawing or writing

"20 attempts doesn't sound that bad. Until you realize that there's still 3 more nights after this." The way you can SAVOUR the apprehension from the sound system like. dude. I'm sorry and I sympathize but like. you brought this on yourself idk what to do about it

"3-9-5 — I'm out this b*tch—"

"Just went in a vent, he might be at five... *vent noise* nope, he is up my a*s."

"I could try and make it to four *gets jumpscared by Phantom Freddy, then by Springtrap* or not—"

"I'm just gonna..." *updates the counter before even dying bc he was SO. CERTAIN of his impending doom.*

From Night 5:

"What would you choose if you had to either beat this night without cameras or fully eat, in its entirety, a glass bottle full of paint thinner? Just to let you know, if you chose option 1 unfortunately, you would be incorrect—" never stop being funny chicken man

"... So, what better time to show off the world famous ultimate strategy? You wanna see it? There you go." it's literally just the fuckin open maintenance panel--

"... Sometimes he just likes to take long walks along the — pizzeria to come eat me—" ayo?? 🤨🤨

"... And no, I don't mean avoiding the fact that I have to do Aggressive Nightmare Mode. Let's just — not talk about that." Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *looks at lower down the post* yeah. I'm sorry my guy

"... It basically just lets me know when to be pissed off and sh*t my pants because I'm about to die."

"I'm the face of Freddy's fingle dingle's—"

"Walk your a*s back outta that vent before I... fight you—"

"See I just — sNoWmAn—" what the hell Chicken????

"We're gonna have a problem, alright? If you step one foot in this office, I'm putting my foot up your a*s, I don't — I'm putting YOUR foot up MY eh — yeh — I'm... Okay." AYO?

"I wanna go to Freddy's... Walk up to the front... And sssssssssssss f*cking — put my sh*t all over Freddy—"

"This is just a reminder I took a f*cking sh*t on the safe room floor... There's nothing you're gonna do about it."

From Night 6 (Nightmare Mode):

*On the screen it says get some b*tches* "HEY WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT THE FU—"

"... While coding the game, Scott must've also been blindfolded in Burger King—"

"... Well, to me that sounds like a whole lot of not my f*cking problem—" BIG MOOD

"So yeah, who's would've guessed? A bad idea in theory is an extremely bad idea in real life."

"But as we all know it can get worse, like a lot worse — although that's for me to complain about in around 6 minutes."

"Remember back at the start of Night 5 when I talked about the whole 'glass bottle full of paint thinner'? Uh — for this Night it's the same thing, but with all of that combined you also have to take another bottle and shove it up your f*cking a—"

"My lawyer has advised me to not — say anything else."

"Aaaaaaand a vent — I'm going to sh*t my pants aaand throw it at your mom."

"People are gonna say that I have th— I'm — I'm insane, I — they're gonna think that I'm insane — I'M NOT INSANE I promise, I brush my teeth with my finger, it's fine—"

*flicks towards the right, like he's gonna open up cams* "... What am I doing"

"7-11 WOOOOOOO — I f*cking hate everything—"

"FNAF 3 — this one, especially the wEEEEEEEEEEE—"

"YEEESSSSSS BRO! I'M DONE WITH THIS F*CKING GAAAAAAME!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA—" (he still has yet to do aggressive nightmare. pray for him chat--)

"OH MY F*CKING GOD DUDE we did it on 9-11 what the fuh — ayo—"

"By the way, if you're wondering where all the jumpscares were for this night, here's... All of them." *Proceeds to show like. EASILY 400+ deaths on one screen. I'm not even sure if you can discern what's going on at this point*

From Aggressive Nightmare Mode:

"Like, I'd have better odds of winning the lottery while being hit by a f*cking flying sausage than I do have beating this night."

"... There's obviously nothing wrong with this, even thinking about doing this stupid of an idea causes an aneurysm." Omg he did the aneurysm visual gag. I love that one that one's so funny bc of the sound

"... Which means I have to beat Aggressive Nightmare Mode without fast nights and without cameras." On the screen he also added "no fun" which. fair

"AKA: it's the super difficult scary animatronic gangbang fiasco that makes Markiplier scream." The visual gags on this line are SO funny omg

"... So regular [Nightmare Mode] took around 600 attempts — this one should take about 1000. I couldn't be more wrong." He showed the attempt counter at the end of Nightmare Mode (911) and then some point within the Aggressive Nightmare Mode Grind™ (2085 oh my god somebody save this man) THEN SHOWED LATER IN THE GRIND AND IT WAS 10,049???? SOMEONE SAVE THIS MAN--

"OH WE DID A HUN— EUGH — AMEM — MEDI — AEH — WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" my mans had a stroke chat. the attempt counter broke him

"bro *exhale* huh hehe hah *inhale* I don't — I — ayeh — ehh — yoo — euh — like... okay" half his funny quotes are him having a stroke aren't they??

"f*ck you dude, I f*cking hate this dude — he's actually a p*dophile *desk slam* you guys think I'm making jokes about it — I'm not. You see those two numbers in the top? Those are his favorite number—" THE ATTEMPT COUNTER IS AT 1212 FOR THIS. GODDAMNIT CHICKEN--

"F*ck — f*ck oh my god, you might as well just call me f*cking — Bruce Lee's left TESTICLE—"

"... But as I sat there considering whether or not to keep doing this, a man's quote stuck in the back of my mind and kept me going. Also my crippling gambling addiction—" HOLY SHIT HE WENT INTO THE 40,000s WHAT THE FUCK--

From the outro:

"Remember when I mentioned that this game was my favorite out of any of the Five Nights At Freddy's games? Well yeah I hate it now—" fucking FAIR MY DUDE

As a treat, Spigg's comment bc it is SO true and very quotable indeed: "All I can think about is that your full time gig for a few weeks was waking up, having breakfast, then getting your ass beat by springtrap in 6 instances, 8 hours a day. Brother 😂"

Also the start of TheBones5's bc I love him and he's The Unluckiest FNAF Player™, almost certifiably: "Respect for sitting through this for 600 hours, my man is the rng warrior ngl"

CHICKENINJA DID THE CAMERA-LESS FNAF 3 CHALLENGE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

[nixotinix]

Been a while since I've made a post about dnd! But here I am again, back on my bullshit. And today, I'd like to bring you..

The Unspoken Rules of Dungeons and Dragons

Rule number 1, and the most important. Always watch your fellow PCs' backs. I don't care how much your character doesn't like their character and I don't care how deep into a shit hole you are. Better to heal them somehow than leave it to chance with death saves. If there's anything you can do to prevent your teammate from dying, do! It!! My fighter took a fireball to the face to keep the sorcerer (who'd failed 2 death saves) and the bard (whom the fighter doesn't like) from taking more damage, and our ranger managed to get them back on their feet. Nobody wants to roll up a new character because you wanted to be cool in combat.

Rule 2, this one has been talked about to death and back. Don't. Split. The. Party. Especially not in a dungeon or combat. One, it's a surefire way to get everybody killed. God forbid you or anyone else in your group doesn't know healing spells because the cleric took a different path. Two, it can cause some players to feel left out. Someone I play with left a campaign because the DM ran 3 hours of dnd in which they were the only PC not included. Splitting the party never leads to good things happening. It's fine to split the player characters from NPCs, but don't separate the PCs.

Rule 3. Don't metagame. If you don't know what metagaming is, the best way I can describe it is using out of game knowledge to affect things that happen in game. For example, if you know you're fighting a certain enemy later, and you look up its stats and see it's resistant to fire damage. So your spellcaster doesn't cast fireball. Or, an easier example, looking up a creature's armor class so you automatically know what hits and what doesn't. This can spoil the fun for everyone at the table, including you. So don't do it.

Rule 4. This one's important. It's ok for your characters, or even players, to argue. If your cleric thinks what the rogue and bard are doing is a dumb fucking idea, it's ok for your cleric to voice that. My fighter and the bard at my table argue all the fucking time, to the point where an NPC and our sorcerer have compared them to a married couple. But it is important to separate the game from real life. Yes, the fighter and bard argue often. But we don't hate each other in real life. We've had our issues with each other, but I'm not gonna call him a stupid fucking bitch.

Rule 5. If you don't say it, it doesn't happen. If the DM isn't present, it doesn't happen. For an example, my DM pulled the sorcerer into a different voice chat and told me and the other 2 party members to talk about what the course of action was. And we did talk about it. In character. Big mistake. When DM got back 20 minutes later, he immediately retconned our conversation and told us to redo it with him there. In hindsight, it's funny as fuck. But in the moment, it was kinda dumb.

Rule 6, this one added in post. It's common to have quieter players at the table, whether they themselves are quiet or it's their character. Try your best to help them feel included. And if it's someone at the table who's making them go quiet, address it. For example, my group recently had to kick a player. I'd only played 2 sessions without this person, and the other 3 people in the group agreed that I did better without them. So we kicked them from our party and I'm doing better now. But while they were still there, our ranger often had to pitch into conversations like "*insert fighter name*, what do you think?" Or things of the like. I didn't talk because I never got the chance. If you see something like this going on, or notice that any other player is beginning to feel upset, bring it up to at least the Dungeon Master. D&D is about fun, and nobody should be spoiling the fun for someone else.

Now for some more rapid fire tips.

If a character's accent or manner of dialect changes, no it didn't.

Saying "what's the worst that can happen" is the most surefire way to assure that the worst will happen.

Have fun! Start bar fights. Trick the red dragon with a deck of illusions. Be an idiot. Dnd is about fun.

Don't betray the party.

Don't edit/write on someone else's character sheet.

Don't mock other players.

ALL players should have their chance to shine. This goes just as well for the players and the dungeon master.

If you do something shitty because "it's just what my character would do", don't be surprised when your character gets beaten to death and thrown down a well.

Don't start genuine PvP. Sparring and fighting is ok, but PCs trying to kill each other won't go over well.

Stay off your phone at the table.

If the DM says no, the answer is no.

A tip for the DMs: your goal is to make a fun world for the characters to interact with. Your goal is not to make a world that the characters just kinda. Inhabit.

Don't let the rogue get you into a situation the fighter can't get you out of.

Everything has consequences. Yes, even that.

If it can't be solved by violence, you aren't using enough violence.

If all else fails, scatter.

Don't use D&D as a revenge fantasy against a player.

And that's all! I hope this was insightful and at least entertaining to read. I've got plenty of D&D stories and advice to share, so expect me to talk more. Til next time!