#“cat man” is a totally normal gender to have

[dramatic-delirium]

Oh to be loved like a cat

Bitter and lonely straight men who feel unloved by women do not seem to understand that women do not love men the way they think women should love men. Women who love men romantically don't love them with admiration, as a wise authority figure or someone they can rely on like children rely on their parents and belivers trust in their god. They love men the same way that they love cats.

Their weird hairy little house gremlin whose thoughts and feelings are occasionally utterly incomprehensible and expressed in strange ways, but who still clearly tries, and still clearly loves. Women love them despite of the home renovations they unpromptedly do.

[twisted-tales-of-all]

Stray Kids Reacts to their Partner's Death Scene

Plot: You're an actor, and you've landed a role where your character ends up dying - a first in your career. You watch the movie with your boyfriend and gauge their reaction. Pairing: Stray Kids x gender-ambiguous!actor!Reader Total Word Count: 1.4K Tropes: idol!AU, actor!AU, established relationship, reactions Contains: death of reader's character, various shows of anger, pouting, hurt/comfort(?), cuddles and/or implication of cuddles, teasing A/N: Follow up to the ATEEZ version, which you can find here. Special thanks to connected storyteller Haru (@umbralhelwolf) for suggesting/requesting these ideas a while back.

Bangchan - Head over heels for his lover, he'd ask so many questions about the film as soon as you get the role. But, no matter how much he knows, he'll sit with you and watch intently. He's likely to make small comments on design and direction if he likes it, even if only slightly. Oh boy, when you're on screen, though. Heart-eyes, that bright twinkle, an ear-to-ear smile - man is in love with everything about you. And that's exactly why you didn't tell him that your character gets killed towards the end. Even if you're the main character's best friend and all of the audience is attached to you, you don't have the plot armor to live through the movie. When your boyfriend figures this out, he jumps to his feet with his head on a swivel between you and the screen. Laughing at his reaction, you pause the movie and let him rant about the betrayal of killing off the most loved side character, with small interjections about how believable your acting has become.

Lee Know - Mostly just enjoying a new slasher movie, he forgets that you're in it until he sees your first on-screen appearance around midway through the film. Suddenly, you watch his interest pique, like a dog hearing the word 'treat' or a cat hearing the can opener. Although he doesn't speak much during the movie, you know him well enough to read his body language. Seeing how much he clings to your character, you almost feel guilty as their death nears. In a dramatic chase, your character accidentally falls into a trap set for the killer, giving the killer a perfect opportunity to kill them off. Even if the death happens off-screen, Minho's reaction to your desperate screams for help hurts you. He tenses, knuckles white as he balls his hands into fists. You rub his back to keep him calm, and he resists reacting until the ending credits roll. He pouts about killing off his favorite character, especially making it someone else's fault entirely. He'll insist on rewriting it and doing it the "right" way, but you both know he's only joking around as an excuse to compliment your skills.

Changbin - Excited that you asked him to come with you to the premiere in theatres, Changbin dons a nice outfit that matches yours and follows your lead. It's the first big-name movie you star in, so he's excited to experience it with you, especially since you have a bigger role in a satirical horror film. He has no idea what to expect, so he has big reactions all night. By your death, he caught onto the theme of killing off the main characters - in stark contrast to normally killing off the side characters in other horror films - so he expected the death and chose to zone in on your acting. The death, however, isn't where his reactions are best; the ending, where everyone revives after the curse breaks, gets a strong reaction out of him. He finds your zombified acting adorable and lovingly teases you about it for days.

Hyunjin - Jumpy baby only agreed to watch your film in the safety of a blanket burrito, armed with snacks that wouldn't cause a mess when jumpscares inevitably startle him. Although there are plenty of classicly-timed scares in your slasher, he never adjusts. Half the time, he doesn't even know when you're on screen since he's hiding his eyes so often, but when he sees you, he calms down a bit. It's funny since you're a villain, but it's nice to know that your presence calms him - no matter the situation. Teaming up with the killer gets you through most of the film, but the others eventually figure out your stance and bait the killer into getting you. Hyunjin, only loosely following the plot, feels betrayed by the group and insists that they could've approached your character better than simply presenting them with death. He also picks apart the killer's lack of loyalty - as if the character isn't a total psychopath. After the movie, he urges you to choose a softer script next time, as he wants to enjoy your acting more without the threat of your character's death.

Han - As a fan of horror movies, he predicts your death from the moment he figures out that you play the main character's love interest. Although you pout about him analyzing your film, he insists that he'll still love seeing the movie, even if he knows what happens. As you continue watching, you find Jisung leaning forward whenever you're on screen. This is especially true during your death scene, as he interlaces his fingers and uses them to cover his face, leaving room for his eyes regardless. He doesn't want to watch you die but admits that your acting is too good to look away. After you're erased from the remainder of the movie, he chooses to talk about your acting instead of watching the movie as closely as before. Through his compliments, he admits that you might be made for roles involving death, as he found that scene to be one of his favorites.

Felix - Although he's excited, the jumpscares require cuddles. He encouraged you to try a new genre when you felt a bit off about work, so he's glad that you had fun filming horror, but his excitement and anxiety melt together as he sits down to watch. Luckily, the film doesn't play with too many jumpscares, so he can watch in your arms without much issue. When your death scene approaches, you feel his grip around your arm tighten. He uses your arms as a barrier, shielding his eyes from the scene. Reaching for the remote to pause, he pouts about not warning him about the plot point.

"Your acting is too realistic for me to watch something like that!"

He'll scold and ask whether the plan was to make him cry. If you bring up his sadder parts in music videos, he'll insist that his acting isn't as good as yours so it isn't the same. His reaction will wordlessly beg for cuddles for the remainder of the night - which, of course, you easily comply with.

Seungmin - As he sits down, he jokes about how it can't be too scary if you have the second lead - poking fun at you like normal. Brushing him off with a quick response, you play the movie and ensure subtitles are on. As the movie progresses, you find your boyfriend holding your hand in his lap, squeezing during scares or intense moments. You can't help but smirk at how scared he seems after his claim before the movie started. When you're backed into a corner by the killer, the suspense has Seungmin on edge; it almost feels like he'll crush your hand with his. He doesn't react much outwardly, but after the movie, he talks about having to join you in movies next time, saying that you'll be a lead couple in a romance film. He never says it outright, but all of his comments are his roundabout admission that he loves your acting - especially when he comments on how he would've thought you really died if you weren't there with him. You make sure to comment on the fact that you nearly lost a hand watching with him, making him more dangerous than the movie's filming.

I.N. - He's seen your acting plenty of times, and he always compares you to big-name actors. He is your biggest fan, so of course you bring him to the opening night of the first film where you play the main character. You didn't tell him anything about it and even hid the trailer away from him, so he didn't know he'd be walking into a paranormal thriller. However, he expected to be okay - you're the main character, after all, so you have plot armor. So he thought. After a dozen or so close calls, the end of the movie nears. In the final scene, the creature drives everyone insane, resulting in the main character driving themselves into a ravine. Although uncertain of the outcome, he turns to you with wide eyes, clearly asking for an explanation. When you leave the theatre, he rants about how they can kill off the main character, wondering how they plan to make a sequel or anything related to the film. You assure him that you might not have died, but he continues ranting about them killing you off, not stopping until you interrupt him and distract him with a kiss.

[blood-n-candy]

NEW UPDATE'S COMING SOON, SO I'M SPEEDRUNNING HEADCANONS PART 1: TRENCHBLEEDER HEADCANONS

Why the hell is there so little content about Lucy and her gang man... I get it, they're quadrupedal oil rigs/observation towers, but they're important too... Lucy even saves us from a Searchlight! (But that's why I'm here, people, to provide content for all entities ever)

Will make their design someday... tbh I have so many to design and four more of them are coming FUCK-

GENERAL STUFF

They're all VERY TALL. You thought my Pandemonium was already a giant at 8ft, well the trenchbleeders are even taller. Proportion-wise, we regular humans are to trenchbleeders what 5-week-old kittens are to us

They're kinda isolated from the Blacksite. They surely know that there are anomalies in the facility they circle around, but they almost don't know them at all, with few exceptions

They have their own warehouse to rest, but they don't stay there for long periods at a time

None of them knows that eventually they'll be destroyed, and Lucy will be left alone to roam. The day they'll find out is the day they'll be dismantled

LUCY (Sea/Bun, Bubble/Wave/Aero/She)

16 years old

AFAB Xenogender Demigirl (Axoseabunnic, Seabunnystrawbic, Seabunnic, Bubblegender, Seagender, Frutigercoric), graysexual biromantic

Knows about the origin of her name, definitely creeped out by it. Worst of all, Mr. Shade has never spoken to bun, potentially will never do because he probably can’t go down the Hadal Blacksite and Lucy would 100% refuse to speak with him anyways

Searchlights are attracted to aero and treat aero like their friend. Lucy, on the other hand, feels nervous when they’re around

Hasn’t met anyone from the Blacksite except for Sebastian once, she would really like to know the others too! Wave likes making friends

Don’t tell the other Trenchbleeders, but Blitz got a crush on bun. If somehow everyone escapes and the trenchbleeders manage to transfer their consciousness into normal-sized bodies, xe would definitely ask her out

LEON (They/He/Cat)

23 years old (Rose's twin)

AMAB Catgender Neutrois, Neuptunic

Makes references about Resident Evil way too much. Rose hates them, Lucy and Rivers have a nice laugh instead. Leon likes to greet personnel during containment breaches with one of these jokes: “So… The site’s residents are being evil today, huh?”

Knows about the origin of his name, and now his gender makes more sense both to him and the rest of the team

Brain goes in autopilot often, the only thought in that head is the Tomodachi Life apartments OST on loop

Met Pandemonium when they tried to breach containment in 2011. To cat they’re now “Nemesis”, as in “Nemesis Tyrant” (Side note: I don’t think Pande would like that nickname…). He also knows Sebastian and Eyefestation, pretty much chill with both of them

ROSE (She/He/They)

23 years old (Leon's twin)

AFAB Genderfluid, Lesbian

The more serious twin, keeps the squad in check (Side note: in this blog we love lesbians in charge of teams, and I will not be stopped)

Doesn’t know the origin of her name, doesn’t really care. In fact, he wishes he could change it to Hyacinth because he prefers those flowers better

Speaking of hyacinth, she puts on a lot of hyacinth-based perfume. You can smell it in the water. They will spray half a bottle on their boots in case they stomp someone 

Also met Pandemonium during the 2011 containment breach, she held them like an angry stray cat (and was pretty much the main contributor to their easiest recapture), as well as Sebastian and Eyefestation. Thinks Eyefest is hot, he yearns for her 24/7

RIVERS (He/Him)

26 years old

Cis man, totally hetero (totally) (not second thoughts) (ok no the second thoughts are coming and they have hammers)

Volunteers for any weird experiment that requires the crushing force of a trenchbleeder, becomes a drama queen if he gets hurt (moron lmao). But in the end he simply wants to live up to the name of the guy he was named after

During the breach, p.AI.nter attempted to hijack him, to test if it was possible to control the Trenchbleeder team. It ended up with the computer getting frustrated (and exhausted) and the trenchbleeder feeling a bit weirded out for half an hour. However, p.AI.nter may or may not have accidentally left a couple of png files over to Rivers… In short, Rivers now knows what that murderous artist looks like and what web can do, and now his straightness is under questioning

Can do a handstand, doesn’t do that because last time he did it HQ freaked out

[mamuzzy]

— Is “psycho” a slur? —

My easiest answer to this question: ASK IF A REAL PERSON IS OKAY TO BE CALLED A PSYCHO. If not, then you are not calling the person with ASPD, BPD, or any other PD a psycho.

Listen to the people with personality disorders, not the people who claim they are allys so they call everything ableist that can hurt our pretty sensitive disabled heart. There is a chance that someone is made the label their own. And someone is not okay with it. No, you don't make a fucking a poll where everyone can vote, and even the neighbours cat can puke on the reblog button. YOU TALK TO A REAL PERSON, YOU ASK. End of story.

Personality disorders and especially Antisocial Personality Disorder are often associated to “being a psycho”.

And you especially met with this term in RepComm while reading.

“EWWWW REPCOMM AND KAREN TRAVISS AND KAL SKIRATA IS FUCKIGN ABLEIST DON’T READ IT OR YOU’LL BECOME ABLEIST YOURSE-“

When I mention TODAY to someone that I have personality disorder, people are being like: okay and you are eating that with fork or spoon?

You call out ableism because you heard it somewhere that being called a psycho is ableist, and calling out ableism gives you browney points on tumblr.

“Psycho” is not a slur. Sometimes not even the self-diagnosed psyhopaths know about the existence of the term of ASPD (that's how personality disorders are not in every speech!!!), they just now that something is wrong, because they always hit walls around people. Psycho or sociopath was the closest that you could name this condition in the early 2000's.

Nulls being called a psycho is not Kal Skirata’s elaborate trick to enslave the nulls or whatever the fuck anti-kal people comes up with. People with pd-s are mostly self-aware. Being always fucking self-aware is why we know that we don’t fit in.

Someone with personality disorder is extremely important to be self-aware, that's why name-erasing, mental-health erasing cause more harm. You don't say shit like to a pd that "you are completely normal, there is nothing wrong with you, carry on" because the next time we actually do something mentally ill™, you will be the first to call us "fucking psychos".

(yeah. I know. so much we, and them, and us, like I'm one with ASPD too, I'm trying to figure if I have more personality disorder than BPD, and probably have.)

In this age where everything is within reach via internet, people truly forget that media is accessible written by different generations, and when I see younger people engaging with the Republic Commando series TODAY in 2024 with today’s tumblr sensitivity standards, I think: vod. Are you aware that the first book came out in 2004, TWENTY YEARS AGO? The accessibility to everything is great but it totally messes up the ability to see TIME CONTEXT. And this time blindness can truly mess up communication between different generations too, causing rifts and we end up invalidating other’s experiences if we are not careful.

“But there were more progressive books even before 2004” - Probably. Only we didn’t have an entire library of progressive labels of genders, sexuality, phobias and MENTAL ILLNESSES AND CONDITIONS.

Not in everyday speech. If no one talks about it, you won't know the concept. You don't know how to ask questions aside from "what's wrong with me?"

WATCH OUT! SLURS INCOMING!!!!

In the early 2000’s and before if your teachers hated you, your parents weren’t educated (or just didn’t care), or your parents themselves never got proper treatment for their neurodivergency, there is chance that YOU ALSO didn’t have a chance to get a proper diagnosis for different types of neurodivergency as a child.

children with dyscalculia were called lazy.

children with dyslexia were called retards who can't even read.

children who were fine playing alone were the weird ones.

autistic people? You mean rain man? Or those braindead retards shitting themselves and throwing fits and should have been euthanized if their parents had any love for them? Oh no you are not autistic, stop being oversensitive to noises and shit and people bullying you for your special interests is not bullying, they are just trying to involve you sweetheart.

ADHD? Problem children with behavior issues.

Antisocial Personality Disorder? Psychos. Problem children. HOOLIGANS. DEVIANTS.

Sounds familiar? No? Then I am truly happy for you.

People like to use this quote to prove that the Nulls didn’t have mental illnesses, it’s just Kal who spread the rumors about them, and the Nulls weren’t more than your ordinary bad behaving children. Because Vau is an outsider, therefore more reliable and objective narrator about the Nulls and because fuckkalskirataingeneral. Yeah. Sure. But we are talking about Walon Vau.

Walon “my father beat the living shit out of me as a child but I turned out fine” Vau.

These kind of abused people In real life with the exact same mentality tell you that you don’t have a problem, you are just oversensitive. You don’t need therapy, you just have to man up. Don’t take pills because pills are for pussies. YOU DON’T HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS, YOU ARE JUST A BAD CHILD. Generational trauma is fucking shit and affects everybody.

Walon Vau alone deserves a separate post about his non-existent mental health. And Sev, now that he was mentioned here. Sev is especially heartbreaking, seeing how Nulls as psychos are treated, and how Sev as a psycho is treated in the books.

This blurb is born from the thought that the Nulls are having Antisocial Personality Disorder and I’ve come to this conclusion because they are constantly called psychos, the most common label people used for this kind of behavior patterns they show throughout the series.

ASPD or Antisocial Personality Disorder and the usage of this name is encouraged in scientific circles because the symptoms and traits of psychopathy can’t be measured objectively anymore. Psychopathy is a neurological/hormonal condition, but no longer its own sickness, because other non-related disorders, diseases and illnesses can mimic the symptoms of psychopathy for eg.: DEMENTIA.

If you ever wonder how can a 80 years old person who never showed any sign of aggression before just go and brutally kill their neighbor for a sole treebranch hanging over the fence and littering the garden with leaves, there is a chance that something is not alright in the brain anymore.

Emotions developed healthy with healthy self-restraints and and self-control will not let you do socially unacceptable things like killing to solve problems, just because your brain tells you: BASH THEIR FUCKING SKULL WITH A ROCK.

Every emotional response are hormones and neurotransmitters in work. Brain is responsible to give the appropriate response to each situation we are facing. If you have hormonal problems, or neurological conditions, different brain structure than a neurotypical people, there is a chance, that these responses are not working as they are intended, you will have different or more extreme emotional responses to things, or not having at all.

So that is why we don’t use the terms of psychopath today as an individual sickness, because PSYCHOPATHY ITSELF IS A SYMPTOM of various conditions! People with psychopathy, the “psychos” are usually on the spectrum of ASPD.

So again, repeat after me like I'm Dora the explorer who put you on gunpoint:

ASK IF A REAL PERSON WITH ASPD IS OKAY WITH BEING CALLED A PSYCHO. IF NOT, YOU DON'T CALL THE PERSON PSYCHO. END OF STORY.

[wisteriaiswriting]

Hello hello!! I'd like to request a matchup pls!

I'm staying anon on this one but i hope u can do it, i'd like it to be a romantic matchup for tf2! Thanks in advance :)

I'm Mina, i'm 21, my pronouns are she/her and i'm bi, I'm 5'2 and i have long black hair with bangs, i wear glasses and i guess my body type is like, mid size? Not sure haha. I have a few tattoos and a bellybutton piercing. I like to experiment with my outfits and gender presentation, one day i can be very femenine and the other i'll just dress like a 2000s nu-metal singer. My favorite era regarding fashion is the 70s!! It's one of my big interests hehe.

I study journalism and have a big sense of social justice. I'm very extroverted and love being around people but i also think of alone time as extremely important. I have autism and it's a bit hard to read social cues directed at me, but i'm really good at reading who people are, not so much their intentions lol. I have two cats! Not sure if that's important but hey. I'm very detail oriented and very specific at the time of doing tasks. I'm a libra :) I'm very straightforward and have a dry sense of humor, but i'm always willing to help anyone who asks. If you p please include at least two results? One is ok though! I'm doing this for fun haha. I love your writing 💛💛

I match you with...

Medic (Romantic)

Doesn’t mind your fashion sense and how it can change, this only broadens the clothing choice for him. (He definetly steals some from anywhere for you)

While he doesn’t and has never studied journalism, he does appreciate anyone who does. This allows you two to have actual civilised conversations.

He’s more of an ambivert, but he likes the fact that you can keep up with him and his conversation topics,  this also means a lot of the time he lets you talk to the others if he’s busy. He also enjoys some quiet, alone time as well. Opting to spend it with you in the infirmary or in his room for a higher chance of being alone.

Very quick to notice your autism, and honestly, he has no problem working around the way you do things. He also has a hard time reading some social cues, but that's kinda on him due ignoring plenty of them.

Is there to help you figure out people's intention, also gossips with you about said people when you read them.

He adores having some sort of schedule, so you being time specific works really well with him. (Can also can clash depending, but we’re gonna ignore that for now)

With you both being detail oriented it’s very unlikely that anything will get by unchecked, so rarely nothing goes wrong under your watch.

Appreciates the fact that you’re very straightforward, it lets you two have honest and proper conversations.

Would you think this man would have a normal sense of humor? It may not be dry but this means he’s trying to get you to smile.

And

Sniper (Romantic)

He actually loves your nu metal fashion, after plenty of away missions, he’ll go out of his way to try find some more fashion pieces.

I just feel like he also likes fashion.

If you ever wear some 70’s fashion he silently melts (Just ingonore the fact it's 1968, it's totally in the future or new comic) he loves seeing you wear different types of fashion.

As we know he’s a very introverted man, so he appreciates having you around to talk to others, he’ll hang around still but lets you do everything social.

He also likes having his alone time, but now he has someone else to enjoy it with. Lets you hang out in his van for hours at a time.

I have this massive gut feeling that he’s also autistic, the constantly masking type. But he’s there to help you understand any social cues needed.

The fact you are good at reading people makes you two a mean duo on missions, as he’s there to verify who they are and also to try to figure out their intentions..

Absolute cat man, would rather cats over dogs anyday.

Gets you with being straight forward and your dry sense of humor. (Back to autistic Sniper) He never got the whole ‘sugarcoating’ thing, it’s more practical to not be so nice about it, so he understands you very well. Also your humor, god you two could go at it for hours or even days.

The points were a bit lower this time but they were pretty close at the start!

Medic - 8

Sniper - 8

Scout - 7

Administrator - 7

Miss pauling - 7

Soldier - 6

Demoman - 6

Spy - 6

Engineer - 5

Saxton hale - 4

Pyro - 4

Heavy - 3

[lynxskip]

!!INTRODUCTION!!

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Name(s): Cosmo, Lynx, Tobias

Pronouns: He/Him, It/Its, They/Them

Sexualities + Gender: Omniromantic, Asexual, Ambiamorous, Transgender

Birthday: September 15th

Age: 15

Other: I have ADHD, Autism, Anxiety, Depression, and Social Anxiety

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Stuff About Me!

My favorite color is purple

i LOVE cats but i don't rlly like dogs

i love to read and write

i'm a vegetarian

i have heterochromia on my left eye

i play ClanGen (its my favorite game)

i can kinda draw but its not that good

i'm currently writing two stories and a fanfic!!

i’m a kemonomimi!

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Special Interests: Warrior Cats, Bungou Stray Dogs, Danganronpa, My Hero Academia, Alien Stage, SK8 the Infinity

Fandoms I'm In: Warrior Cats, Danganronpa, Creepypasta, Shipwrecked 64, Sally Face, Survivors, Ghost Stories, The Promised Neverland, Dead Plate, Death Note, Five Nights at Freddy's, Class of '09, Doki Doki Literature Club!, Gacha, My Hero Academia, Demon Slayer, Bungou Stray Dogs, Yuri!!! on ICE, Scream, Sasaki and Miyano, The Stranger by the Shore, Toilet-bound Hanako-kun, SAW, Chainsaw Man, The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., SK8 the Infinity, given, Doukyusei, JUJUTSU KAISEN, Hunter x Hunter, Ouran High School Host Club, Star Stable Online, The Walking Dead, Preacher, xxxHOLiC, Mouthwashing, Bad Parenting, Elevator Hitch, Married in Red, DAN DA DAN, Mob Psycho 100, Alien Stage, Banana Fish, Orenchi no Furo Jijo, Cherry Magic!

Shows I'm Currently Watching: DAN DA DAN, TDLoSK, Hunter x Hunter, Mob Psycho 100, TBHK (rewatch), Ghost Stories (rewatch), The Case Study of Vanitas, Chainsaw Man, JUJUTSU KAISEN, BSD (rewatch), BLUE LOCK, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Twilight Out of Focus, Heaven Official's Blessing, Banana Fish

Books I'm Currently Reading: No Longer Human (manga version), Bungou Stray Dogs: Dazai, Chuuya, Age Fifteen, Bungou Stray Dogs: Novel Version, given: Volume 3

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Favorites:

Characters: Nagito Komaeda, Byakuya Togami, Mondo Owada, Kokichi Oma, Hajime Hinata, Shuichi Saihara, Ticci Toby, Sal Fisher, Larry Johnson, Ray, Vincent, L, Near, Michael Afton, Mangle, Foxy, Shota Aizawa, Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugo, Shoto Todoroki, Neito Monoma, Denki Kaminari, Hitoshi Shinso, Tamaki Amajiki, All Might, Mirko, Hawks, Fat Gum, Himiko Toga, Dabi, Tomura Shigaraki, Eri, Giyuu Tomioka, Muichiro Tokito, Tanjiro Kamado, Inosuke Hashibira, Genya Shinazugawa, Gyutaro, Almost every BSD character, Mitsuba, Hanako, Saiki, Kaidou, Every Sk8 the Infinity characters except for ADAM I HATE THAT BITCH, Geto, Gojo, Megumi, Nobara, Yuji, Mahito, Gon, Killua, Leorio, Kirapika, Tamaki, Ivan

Music Artists: MSI (i don't support them), Chappell Roan, Mitski, Gigi Perez, Lady Gaga, Mother Mother, MARINA, ICP, TV Girl, Glass Animals, MCR

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Other Blogs!

@lynxskips-warriors-rewrite <- my warrior cats rewrite! i'm bringing it back but on a different blog since this one is just my reblog mess!

@asks-cosmos <- my OC ask blog! ask 'em questions and i'll try to respond in character as much as i can!

@ricaanshaan <- not my blog BUT it's my best friend's!! you should totally follow them, they're awesome sauce!

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Other Socials

TikTok, Pinterest, YouTube, Discord, Twitter, and Bluesky: lynxskip

Roblox: lynxskipp

(if you want to find me on discord or Roblox just like dm me or smt, i normally accept discord requests though!)

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DNI & Please Interact!

DNI: Racists, Proshippers, Sexists, Homo and Transphobes, Pedos, Isnotreal supports, Trump supports

Please Interact: Anyone who fw my fandoms or favorites, Furries, Therians, Neurodivergent ppl, Trans and LGBTQIA+ ppl, Artists, Writers

[mr-nauseam]

Eventually this day was going to come because I have a lot of lgbt ships in TBOSAS and it's a topic I think about constantly. Lately even more since I proposed to do a post about Casca's life so let's talk about:

Homosexuality in the Capitol

I think the most common opinion is that surely that doesn't present any obstacle right? They are there in TBOSAS Pluribus Bell and his husband Cyrus, first canon gay couple to be mentioned. No one is saying bad things to them, and not even Snow's prejudiced family has thought anything ugly.

They are totally neutral to the mentions of his husband, the love of his life being a man, and aside, not in the Katniss era we are told in the districts there is freedom to marry whomever you want? No matter the gender, and if we go to the movies, I think we all agree that it confirms that most people in the Capitol would not make any fuss to see two men or two women kissing.

Personally I think that yes, by the time of Katniss that was no longer such an acute issue, but I have every reason to believe that in TBOSAS people weren't really that indifferent. At the end of the day there is 60+ years difference between one story and the other, things can change a lot and social class I think is a relevant aspect here.

Let's start by putting things on the table. Panem has no religion, but I don't think that eliminates homophobia, it is an evil that in fact has claimed more victims under reasons that have nothing to do with God, although moral panic is usually related, this is capable of existing independently, and science has not done much to help the normalization of a diverse sexuality. It has often been used against them in fact.

With that in mind we can start, first I don't think that in Panem homosexuality is penalized or criminalized. In short, I think the idea of ending up in prison for being gay is a bit of a stretch, but just because your existence is not an open crime does not mean that certain actions are not considered as such, and that suddenly people will be tolerant.

The Capitol doesn't seem like a tolerant place at all. Gender, race, social class and sexuality cofluctuate, one another, and this is where I find Pluribus Bell so interesting. A gay man who once owned a bar before the war, then survives by running an underground black market business and is known for his discretion.

I need you to repeat some of those words so that they stand out, so that we understand each other clearly. Pluribus Bell is a gay man who during the war was forced to participate in the black market. Underground business to survive.

What is not striking in that statement? He's a man who for some reason didn't go to war, (we could talk someday about how the enlistment worked) and easily moved into an underground business in order to survive. Pluribus Bell lived in his bar, didn't he? The war was brief indeed, though devastating as wars go, and while it's the kind of situation that makes people think fast, isn't it striking that within the Capitol, a gay man and his partner knew how to navigate the underground world with some ease and mastery?

While it is true that Coriolanus is our narrator, a child at the end of the day, I think he is also a smart child who observes others, and never saw in Pluribus Bell the destabilizing stress that dominated, for example, his grandmother at times. Only perhaps he recognized him as a sad man after he lost the love of his life in a bombing. After he was left alone with his cat.

And not only that. The Snows know Pluribus Bell or knew of its existence probably thanks to some word of Crassus Snow, an old acquaintance, an ex young university student who frequented that bar frequently, always accompanied by his best friend in the past, is not so rare, and while I like the snowbottom this not the focus point.

It's a nice note to make but let's think coldly, a rich teenager discovers that the owner of the bar he frequents is involved in clandestine business since before the war, because if we have understood each other, we have already suspected that Pluribus Bell was probably involved in some clandestine activity since before the war hit the Capitol.

It could have been for any reason but I think we're getting to the point that being gay and being involved in these kinds of activities under the law, under the radar, are not uncommon for queer people, because it's a community that has always been persecuted in one way or another. Also, from what little we know of Crassus' character, maybe it was the type of activity that wasn't exactly illegal so he could ignore it, and who knows, maybe he mentioned his name once he was trapped on the front lines, and his family was trapped to war horrible circunstances. Or maybe Pluribus Bell meet them later, when he attended the funeral and approached the family who lost the young man he remembers with some sympathy.

He does not seem to be part of the Crassus haters club, and has extended the Snow family a kindness that in the words of Coriolanus would be improper, being one of the few people who is fully aware that the Snows are starving. They are no longer rich and powerful. Isn't that what Coriolanus, Tigris and his grandmother have been fiercely trying to hide from others? Why do they seem so comfortable with this stranger knowing the truth?

Do they know something that puts them in a position of equals? Something that make they can never believe in Bell as a threat?

The Snows have never felt the need to hide their poverty from Pluribus. He has never felt the need to hide the fact that his partner was a man in front of them. Sounds like a good match doesn't it?

But is that the only explanation? Necessity is the obvious explanation, there was no alternative but to let Bell know, but once the war was over why not put on the act again? Maybe social class is influencing these non-reactions. Bell is something like the Snow's neighbor but he doesn't exactly live in the Corso. Exclusive area, where the elite live, and he used to own a bar. It's not humble but it's not at the level of what the Snows once were, they had cooks, servants, laboratories and almost totally owned the industry in D13 before it blew up.

Everyone easily believed that they would have assets in other businesses. They have been able to rub shoulders with the richest and most powerful people, for God's sake, one of Coriolanus' classmates was related to the president. So they are not on the same level.

Pluribus is below the Snows, socially speaking, as TBOSAS often proves, sometimes you are below someone in one respect and above them in others. That's how the Plinth have all the money that Coriolanus doesn't have but none of the respect he gets just for being a Snow.

Sexuality is an aspect in which the so-called lower classes usually have an enviable freedom contrary to the life of many people who are heiresses, the advantages of your legacy not mattering and your surname not being a brand.

Someone like Pluribus from whom no glory or success is expected, with no fortunes at his feet who wants to be supported for generations. What difference does it make if he loves a man? In reality he does not, so whether it is a security born of the possible tit for tat in giving away secrets, or he can simply do publicly what no sane heir would do outside of a locked room.

Because that's one thing, just because the big families, who run the Capitol see these relationships badly or may be prejudiced against them doesn't mean it will never happen. Surely there are heirs kissing where no one sees them, loving each other in the shadows, and others falling for the scandal of the press discovering them, because surely that is something that people would talk about.

If any of the wealthy people cross the boundaries, I think it would explode the television in contradictory opinions, or not at all, because they have paid to drown out the rumors, and in an office a father rebukes an heir, because their names matter and must be preserved. They as an elite have the right to continue their history for decades.

Something that someone poorer, less relevant, need not worry about.

And the secrecy? I don't think as I said that being gay is a crime perse in the Capitol, no one can send you to prison for fucking another girl being one yourself, but I think the prejudice exists, and a lot. Also the ridiculous rules, they may not say it is a crime to be homosexual but for sure in the army something like homosexual behavior exists in concept to be punished, with absurd justifications like a proof of a lack of character. Sign of low mental strength, which studies made by faceless scientists confirmed.

Relevant if you remember the capitol is highly militarized but in education I'm almost sure there is no class where these issues are discussed, it is something that can only be learned in the street, in life, so complex and unpredictable. It may look bad in public, maybe not two hands holding hands, but what about a gender expression that goes beyond what is expected? Pluribus had a very long wig, I remember.

Too aristocratic gesture or a particular expression of gender. And yes. I know what you may think: What are you talking about? The academy uniforms wear a skirt!

Have you noticed it is not a full skirt and actually reminds a part of the Roman army dress? But I grant you, maybe the gender in clothing had already started to blur since those years, a slow process, which finally culminates with the Captiolio we see in THG.

And that's where I end this post on something of a hopeful note, because remember ordinary people, those who work every day, may still face stupid laws. A possible aggressive medicalization, with therapists who say they have the key to correcting these deviant attitudes. People who still have to argue with their parents, who may still have to flee their homes, probably was worst after the war and the hate dominate the head of the people, and the population was low but they are also the ones who have their own spaces, maybe something like a bar of their own and in more than 60 years things have surely changed.

Although it is good to remember the Capitol is one thing and the districts another, just like the world were live people of lower social classes and the one were live the upper class are different, they not play the same rules, oh and not forget the race, nor ethnicity, these influence on this too (or maybe because the other person who is mentioned to us as homosexual in canon is Barb Azure Baird).

[mononcmarc]

INFP male. WTF? FML.

Being an INFP male is litteraly Hell on Earth. And don't worry, I'm not going to go on an incel rent. I've always found incels to be immature misogynistic humans who believe they don't have any inner growth to do. No. I know I can't blame others for how I am. I found out through introspection, or in my case I would call it daydreaming my life away, that I am omnisexual. Basically, this means that I can feel attraction towards men, women, gender fluid, trans, non-binary, wathever. I am also attracted towards some traits, like creativity, compassion and empathy. Basically, it means that I am falling in love and/or am aroused by around a fifth of all the people I meet. You know the cliché of how we INFPs tend to fantasize about people we meet and daydream about our hypothetical loving relationships? Well, guess what, it's true and the fact that I'm a man doesn't change that at all. Now on top of all that, in the same introspection process, I found out that I am polyamourous and totally capable of having at the same time many hypothetical daydreamed loving relationships. Imagine having to go through that for 1 person out of 5 you meet IRL, online, celebrities, friend of a friend of a friend that you see on social media, random person who decides to make a video about INFPs on YouTube, came out of nowhere human being on Instagram (clearly not a bot, right...?) who dm me because they liked something I posted 3 years ago, EVERYONE ! And how we INFPs process everything, every information we get : introverted feeling. This means that most of my time (normally 2/3rd of my waking hours) is spent analyzing every sentence, every word, every comma, every gesture, every non-verbal communication that I make or percieve from others in order to make sure that I haven't miss any red flags or that I've not commited a faux-pas of some sort, and of course, I will at some point say too much (TMI is one of our many middle names after all). On top of that (because it ain't over - lol - you sweet summer child you) don't forget that I have to repeat the whole process for every sentence, every word, every gesture of all hypothetical daydream love scenario that my brain pops out (oh yeah, sometimes even with fictional characters also) with facts, logic and my own personal values in order to separate what is plausible, what is maybe usable for any creative project and what is just plain bull****. Most days, I just want to stay in bed and speak to no one, see no one, text no one, read no books, watch no movies or shows and simply exist in my own inner world in my mind but I can't. I'm an INFP and deep human connections is what I desire the most. And I know I'm kinda charming and funny without even trying and I've been told that I have soft big puppy brown eyes and a deep relaxing manly voice, so making new friends ain't hard. What is super hard is having to "man up" because that's what people expect you to do while having the inner emotional turmoil of a Disney princess who's out of fairy dust. Litteral Hell, I say. I've cried the whole time I was writing this. I'm tired. Don't worry, I'll be OK. I'll make myself a tomato sandwich I guess and watch videos of cute cats or something. Sorry. Thanks for taking the time to read this. Hope it will make you understand us male INFPs more. Or maybe it won't. Does it matter? I guess not. What matters is you who's still reading this. You are awesome and I love you. F***. Now I'll daydream about a person who is virtually inexistant but could be plausible and then go through the whole Fi judgemental process again. See? Hell.

[greekbros]

(interesting artistic depictions of Greek mythology tropes I've found fun yet interesting)

- Dionysus just straight up feeds his leopards grapes, implying he just regularly feed these obligated carnivores fruit out of drunkenness....the leopards are totally ok with this.

- nymphs are completely indistinguishable from normal human women but is only depicted as a nymph solely based on the artist naming them nymphs.

- centaurs apparently hunt big cats for food.

- centaurs are really shit at hunting big cats cus at least one of those horse bois gets attacked by one.

- apparently satyrs were strictly a male race of mythological creatures in Greek mythology....until those tart-ass Romans literally said "nah there's satyeresses and they straight" and just invented them because apparently the female counterpart to satyrs is nymphs? Ok.

- Centaurs, mer-folk sphinx (Greek females and Egyptian males) and sirens are the only ones that canonically have male and females in their species. Meanwhile the gender specific groups is satyrs, nymphs, cyclopie and harpies. Which is strange because two out of those four examples would make sense if they're worth females... Then again I am speculating on the speculative Canon of the sexual dimorphism of mythical creatures here so I probably should go on with my life.

- very little Ares representation so I'm quite peeved.

- let's be real, the peak in ancient Greek art was not the Renaissance or the Brococo times it literally was back in ancient Greece were the art truly felt unhinged in the most spectacular way.

-APHRODITE WITH A SANDLE IN HER HAND THREATENING EVERYONE HAS THE SAME ENERGY IS RAPUNZEL WITH HER FRYING PAN.

-Bruh Eros/cupid be up in everyone's bizznich because literally he's everywhere for some reason.

-I find it funny Zeus is mostly always an older man, reflects the audacity of men nowadays. Meanwhile Poseidon is just Zeus but #plump and Hades is fekn nowhere.

-Lol funny weird dragons

[queenofcats17]

WONDERFUL!

Ok so I like to call my Sammy "Barbie" and "Yassified Ken" because he's basically just a male version of Barbie but he's also like a more feminine and sassy version of Ken

He has a favorite Cafe that he visits super often and orders an extremely detailed iced coffee, he gets it so often and it's so different from the rest of the menu that they legitimately made it a new drink on the menu and named it after him. He doesn't drink straight black coffee he prefers it to be iced and extremely sweet, like immediate diabetes and cavities sweet with like 3 shots of espresso. Even people who love super sugary drinks feel like it's a punch in the face when they try it

He's pansexual, but many people refuse to believe he's not gay which pisses him off to an extreme amount

He's gender fluid but tends to identify as female most days. When he's feeling more masculine he'll wear suits or overalls and when he doesn't identify as any gender he wears a mixture of both masculine and feminine clothing

He spends like hours every morning trying to look the best

He's a vegetarian (he is NOT VEGAN, Way too many people have mixed that up lmao. Vegetarians may eat some animal byproducts but only if they don't kill the animals while vegans avoid all animal products)

In his studio the toons are alive but they grow up just like human children, just a bit faster. The toons are currently about the age of toddlers and they absolutely love Sammy, often referring to him as "Uncle Sammy" and trying to spend as much time with him as possible. They're extremely attached and cry when he has to go home

He absolutely loves cats and treats them just like babies, he also has a pet bunny named "Jax" and a bird named "Bella"

He goes by He/She/They pronouns

He grew up in an upper middle class household and has siblings, he has about 4 older brothers, 2 older sisters, and 1 younger brother

He's an atheist and tends to be a bit anxious and snippy around Catholics and Christians due to some past experiences and traumas from those religions. He still respects the people from those religions though it might just take a bit longer for him to trust them

He's extremely chatty and loves to gossip, tending to get along best with the female workers at the studio

He wears a lot of makeup and jewelry, being very talented at makeup art and jewelry making

(I'm gonna stop rn cuz if I keep going this ask will be as long as the Bible, if ya wanna hear more let me know cuz I am totally 100% normal about this man)

This is all really cool!! I love to hear about other people's oc's!

Your Sammy seems really cool!!

[ubike-official]

hi besties, uhhh bf update. God he is a completely different person w/me now. we were both in restrained customer service mode up until recently and now have both blossomed which is wow. love is real...

tidbits under the cut

so, as i speculated, hes def got something going on gender / sexuality wise. He told me last night he really likes to crossdress. And i was Not Surprised whatsoever bc yea... it tracks. And I just told him I'm bi, its cool regardless of how you view ur gender. Every one of my friends thought he was pretty feminine to begin with and that i was not beating the "lesbian trying to make it work with a man" allegations. I told him this, he just laughed and agreed that yea. its on purpose. He knows and likes to look cute which i whole heartedly support. I can't wait till he can come over and i dress him in my clothes and do his hair and makeup. It'll be great. He didn't clarify where it fully stemmed from besides wanting to feel pretty. but i dont think he himself knows if this is just an interest or smth deeper and thats fine. ill just support.

NSFW!!!

we didnt fuck but we've done sexual things. I did not expect it to go so well. i thought I'd be more hesitant as i am very reserved. ofc i have a sex drive i just handle it on my own. But yea, we were in the back of his car like humping with clothes on, he like fingered me over my underwear, feeling each other up, i was trying to jack him off over his underwear and missed it so i just grabbed his dick skin on skin which tbh i never expected myself to ever want to do that ever but no, yea. totally fine. enjoyable. He is SO Sensitive. its honestly so cute. Like sir, i am Just touching your back, why are you writhing like that and moaning into my ear ... have some decorum? uhh but ofc i loved it and kept going and yea. That sound is never leaving me. I had No Clue 4 months ago the guy who didnt even shake my hand on the first date would be moaning in my ear that he loves me. Thats craaaazy. Best Timeline though. We did this twice. The first time was in a daiso parking lot bc we needed to grab a present for his friend and after him doing all that, we composed ourselves and we So Normal inside the daiso. it was SOOO funny. Like damn, we're so good at customer service mood. its crazy.

i think he's lowkey got like oral fixation. I uh was messing around and was having him play bite my finger and then he took my thumb and sucked on it like He Knew What He Was Doing.... i never confirmed that all his past relationships were with women. He has never once used pronouns for any of them. honestly.... i have a feeling he's probably been with a guy at least once. But yeah,

We'll eventually do this right next time I'm home alone. he's never home alone and his parents are insane. Said getting each other off only ended bc his mom called. it was SOOO funny. we like instantly got off each other the second we heard the phone. it was SO synchronized. But yea, I'm loving it. We really really like each other. This relationship is so lesbian coded. Both bc well... it looks like it and also like he's already asking me "is it bad I'm thinking of ways to move in together? how many cats do you want?" like HAH GAAAY it's gonna be great. i found my person.

[forunholy]

song kang. thirty-one. cis man. he/him. ┊┊ cerberus corp has been watching BAE JUYEON. some of the public has dubbed them APOLLYON because of DEMON PHYSIOLOGY gifted by A ROBBERY TURNED DEADLY. having been an extra ordinary since 2023, they’re doing a good job at hiding HE LACKS CONSCIOUSNESS WHEN IN DEMON FORM. when they aren’t working their day job as a GAS STATION CLERK, they are fond of VIDEO GAMES and are never seen without A PHOTOCARD OF TWICE'S MOMO. at first glance they seem GENTLE & RESOURCEFUL, though their close friends know them to also be SKITTISH & WEAK-WILLED. they consider themself a CIVILIAN.

001.  GENERAL

name:  bae juyeon. nicknames:  n/a. age:  thirty-one. date of birth:  march 10th, 1992. zodiac:  pisces. place of birth:  queens, new york. current residence:  queens, new york. gender:  cis man. pronouns:  he/him sexuality:  unlabeled occupation:  gas station clerk

faceclaim:  song kang. height:  6'2" tattoos:  none. piercings:  one on each ears.

positive traits:  gentle, honest, resourceful, independent, caring. negative traits:  skittish, weak-willed, introverted, quiet, gullible, scatterbrained. mbti: infp - the mediatior. likes:  video games, stray cats, music, sleeping, working out, energy drinks. dislikes:  working, talking to people, liars, hospitals. fears:  heights, not being able to recognize himself. habits:  fidgeting, tapping his foot on the ground.

002.  EXTRA ORDINARY

near death experience…  it's a normal night, working in jersey all while living in new york city, as if it sounded any more normal the longer juyeon thought about it. but it was the only job he could get, laid off from his fancy job as a game developer for someone more preppy and personable. he kind of hated it, especially considering he was forced to linger around the outside a shady, cheap gas station at night waiting to fill other people's gas for them. but he didn't totally hate it, and maybe that's what counts, right? even if he worked the night shifts and the station was somewhere in the outskirts he'd never been to beforehand.

it wasn't the dream job, definitely not his, but it paid the bills and if that meant covering a night where it was just him alone for hours, then he'd do what he had to do. juyeon never feared that kind of thing, he figured he was a big enough guy for it to provide him with at least some protection, even if he was much weaker mentally than his appearance would say. it's probably why in the heat of the moment, with someone holding a gun to his face and telling him to open the register, he does what they say, wanting nothing more than to just stay alive. he doesn't remember much, it's really just a blur and juyeon wonders if he'd pissed them off, and that was the reason they'd put a bullet in his head.

a couple days later and he's out of the hospital. theoretically, he shouldn't have lived, except somehow he did. or maybe he had died and come back to life. juyeon figured that hospitals charged extra for answers, and he couldn't afford to stay any longer.

power… if you ask juyeon, he'd say he looks like a monster. but a demon really would be more fitting. the pitch black eyes, the way he grows a few more inches and effectively hovers over anyone that's triggered a reaction. every ability of his is heightened while in demon form, from his strength to his speed, close to invulnerable to any attacks. his introverted and quiet personality takes on an aura of physical darkness, shadow and black smoke following behind him. he can form a demonic aura around himself, bright red and further enhances the destruction he can cause.

drawbacks / vulnerabilities…  unfortunately, juyeon has abolutely no control over his "powers," given that he's barely been out of the hospital for a couple weeks. to him, watching the demon wreak havoc feels like an out of body experience, watching someone else turn into a monster instead of being one himself. he has no control over his conscious actions while in demon form, nor does he have any will over his mind. which means he's easily deceived and manipulated, his body becoming more of a weapon beyond his control than anything.

(if applicable)  cerberus corp…  they're been trying to hit his line but he doesn't answer phone calls from numbers he doesn't recognize! (sorry, mom's advice)

codename…  he doesn't even about his own codename ngl... cerberus surely assigned it to him when they discovered he was an eo, but juyeon really just trying to pay his bills for the month and not accidentally destroy someone

002. WANTED CONNECTIONS

a best friend, probably someone that knows everything about what's happened to him, maybe was even the one to take him home from the hospital

other close friends!!

roommates because he spent all of his money working on useless stuff and didn't ever think to save anything

like one or two exes... why they broke up or if it was even important to them

maybeee a crush juyeon has on someone??? could be unrequited and he never even acts on it because he's like one of those little (tall and broad) guys just standing in the corner playing a game on his phone

cerberus agents watching him because he's like... dangerous

maybe a hookup or fling (not more than one bc he's a loser </3)

[nanowired-lover]

I can't even say I have AN underrated fav in hk i just have so many i'm having thoughts about....... which are underrated

like thank god I also love Quirrel and Tiso bc if not I'd be fucking starving < says the guy who isn't producing shit either for other fans of the underrated favs

Okay it's just a list bc i need to yap into the void bc holy shit i can't yap to anyone rn

The Nailmasters. Okay yeah everyone likes them but there's way less content of them compared to the rest ?

But especially like. Oro specifically ? Idk why I got so attached to him, I am predictable GAHAHA you give me an old uncle who's an asshole with a possible tragic backstory and I'm bitting his walls off. I'm aslo totally normal about Sheo and his husband. Sweet sweet man. I hc'ed him as a transman some years ago and it didn't leave my brain since, and the gijinka I did of this guy is still gender goal. And he loves his brothers I am weak. And Mato....... im a bit more normal about him but ouuuguuuughhghhghh dad...... I just lowkey want to hols him in my hands and kiss his beetle head

Then Xero. BITING i love when ppl are like. Saying that he's an ant like Tiso. He's family. Yes. YES. YESSSSSS. I remember we did a fucked up story about it with my partner bc he's got a weird knowledge about animals and ants dynamics, so she told me that the gender-fuckery could be a good plot point (as i hc Tiso and I think Xero too as 2 transman, and Xero possibly as Tiso's father). BUT ALSO DUUUUUDE HE LITTERALLY SAID FUCK THE MONARCHY. AND HE'S SO FUCKING TRAGIC ABOUT IT. IDK WHAT HE SAYS IN ENGLISH BUT IN FRENCH, HE BROKE MY HEART.

I remember having a moment about the Collector as my gf loved the ship between them and Nosk, and the gijinka I did of them got me adoring that weird man. Like the Nailmasters, there's a lot of unfinished ? lore ? Around them like. Are they a sibling ? a vessel ? a naked kingsmould ??? Why do I do not gain mana from hitting them, what is wrong with them.

Oh and and and yeah the. the Soul Master. What is wrong with him. Why does he have fat Dr Strange x kitty cat vibes. Garfield vibes but feral. Fat magic kitty. I'm just so BIASED from @/palossssssand 's gijinkas. BUT ALSO WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAN WE WAS TRYING TO BE GREATER THAN GOD ???? AND IT FUCKED UP SO BAD SOME PPL MELTED ?????? AND HE'S STILL UP THERE ALL PUFFY AND MIGHTLY ??? Also I'm pretty sure it would make more sense for him to not be fat since he's all dried up and skinny when you kill him, which means that he was probably puffing up and making himself looks bigger but. I'm a fat Soul Master believer til the end...

Also I know I'm not normal about Tiso and Quirrel (separately). My first tatoo might be about Quirrel actually. And Tiso is my son, my idiot, my fucking fool, my punching ball. My boy needs a father, or a mentor, and a tall bisexual to peg him. But those 2 are populars so I got my shit

[capriccio-ffxiv]

apple blossom :   how does your muse go about expressing or not expressing their sexuality ?

PHEW that's a COMPLICATED one, for a lot of reasons!

So, up until very recently, I identified as asexual, and grey-romantic. When I created Illyria, it was with the express idea that I wanted to explore a character who is a lot more sexual than me; who is completely allosexual and alloromantic, and confidant about that. Illy is loudly and proudly bisexual; but for her, sex is very casual. It's just another fun interesting thing one can do with friends, there's nothing special or sacred about it. She's blunt and forthright about sex and sexuality, in a way that some of her friends find kind of awkward.

Ryuu... ha. Ryuu was based on a self-insert I made up when I was like, 15/16 years old. I re-tooled her as mostly ace but sapphic, in the way of "not sexually attracted to people, but romantically attracted to women, and willing to have sex with women." That... all changed over the course of RP with my RP partner, when poor Ryuu (... and myself) got "... shit, I'm bisexual" plus "... shit, is this what sexual attraction feels like!? oh no" She's still not terribly comfortable about expressing her sexuality around anyone but her partners (currently Y'shtola and Kian, her co-WoL)

Seshat: Seshat is so damn new and based on my Guild Wars 2 toon. GW2!Seshat was completely aro-ace and Seshat will probably end up the same. Every time I think about "who would I ship her with" I'm like "That cat doesn't have a sexual thought in her fluffy orange cat head."

Hyperion: Ryuu's Ancient. Hyperion liked to put on a pretense of Yep I'm a Totally Normal Guy in Normal Ancient Society, while... secretly changing his sex/gender all the time to see if anyone even noticed. When everyone has to wear the same clothes and masks and hoods, turns out, nobody does. It was a little game he played. Luckily for him, his wife thinks that's hot as hell.

Dionysos: Illyria's Ancient. Dionysos is based not just on Dionysus, but also on Diogenes and the Cynics. Unlike Hyperion, Dio never once bothered to hide or pretend that they were Normal, and in fact in their youth they were briefly Altima before being exiled for writing seditious plays (when they're not Azem, anyway). They were extremely lucky to *only* be exiled and not just executed; Emet-Selch was instrumental on arguing for their exile and not execution (the man was young, recently appointed, and still really liked Dio's plays. Even the seditious ones. Maybe especially the seditious, salacious ones...). Dio was the kind of person to have public sex just to scandalize people and to make rhetorical points about problems with Ancient society.

[midnights-call]

Oc fun facts part 1: Bloodied Hands, Tainted Hearts edition

Gus is, surprisingly, a cat person. The irony is not lost on him (unlike many other things). He had a lot of cats in his home village that were mainly pest control, like barn cats, but he’d sneak them treats and play with them when he could

Carmen and Val are very believable as wife and husband despite being each other’s beards, because they have a great relationship and happen to fall into gender stereotypes for the setting

Val has had to stop Sveta from fist fighting multiple male colleagues. If it wasn’t for the fact she’d get arrested for it, he would’ve totally let her

Sveta is frequently found in Carmen’s lap, if you can’t find her elsewhere

Leonard rarely sits like a normal person. Usually he’s manspreading to the tenth dimension or is sprawled out on a chair like he’s some kind of gothic sexyman (he is, but he doesn’t know that he’s a fictional man)

Gus will just straight up pick someone up if he feels it’s necessary, like if Val refuses to leave his desk for dinner or if Leonard is being too horny on main

Carmen is the undisputed head of the household. What she says, goes

Between Val’s coffee addiction and Leonard’s love of all things alcohol, the household has a pretty large beverage budget

If they did ever bring a pet into the house, Sveta and Gus would have to make a custody arrangement or else they’d fight for time with the new baby

Read more about these characters here x

[queendeeshorrorimagines]

hi, how are you?

could you write some headcanons about jesse cromeans (and any other character you want) with a s/o who has the biggest golden retriever / ray of sunshine energy? (always positive, very playful and energetic, very friendly and kind with other people, etc)

thank you so much, have a nice day 💕

Slashers with a Positive/ ray of sunshine s/o:

I'm doing great, dear anon. Been working alot. A 7 day stretch and currently in the tail end of a 5 day stretch. Thank you for asking. I hope you enjoy dear!

Warnings: violence (not towards s/o), fluff

Gender neutral reader

Jesse Cromeans/ Chromeskull

Similiar to Asa, Jesse loves the idea of having a significant other because of the front during his day job. It fits the persona Jesse wants: rich successful man who has everything that you'd want, power, money, an significant other who's by your side.

He doesn't like the idea of you being too involved with his chromeskull activities because of your personal safety (he's already lost an wife, he doesn't want to lose his second chance of love) and the fact that he doesn't want you to lose your bright and bubbly personality by seeing something traumatizing.

While he's on "trips" Jesse always has Span to keep a close eye on you because he knows that he could trust her with keeping you safe.

Jesse doesn't like having Preston around you because of the fact that Jesse can see the way Preston looks at you and how uncomfortable it makes you feel when he questions your relationship with Jesse. (Preston attempting to expose Jesse's chromeskull side to you but not realizing that you already know.)

The way you treat him with love and kindness even though he knows he's a monster makes his heart melt. Especially the way you act when you see him walk through the doors of your shares house after his trips.

Asa Emory

Asa is a rather peculiar man to say the least. When you have such a hobby as Asa does, it does tend to be rather hard to balance his work and personal lives together. This is where you come in.

You're the role of Asa's doting partner during his professional life. Bringing him lunch, attending his work events together, being a part of Asa's "I'm totally normal and I don't kill people and have a collection of them." Ruse.

With your bubbly and bright personality, you have a charm about you that makes his colleagues enjoy your presence. It does surprise them that someone like you is in a relationship with a quiet man like Asa.

For the longest time Asa keeps his collector side away from you because he didn't know how you would respond to being in a relationship with someone as sadistic as him.

Once you do find out, Asa would still keep you away from his "hobby" just in case a potential part of his collection tries to cause you harm. But he would involve you as little or as much as you want to know.

Otis Driftwood

The world's greatest mystery: how does a man like Otis end up in a relationship with someone as bright and loving as you. Hell, even Otis asks himself that question every day.

Otis tends to have a hard time with conveying his emotions and talking about how he feels because he's not used to being in a committed relationship.

For the longest time, Otis got annoyed with how bright and bubbly you were. It's common to hear him say "you're just like baby. A bubbly pain in my ass." He says it affectionately in how own twisted way.

Otis is that meme where the lady says with the cat "I only known them for five minutes and I'd kill anyone in this room for them."

Otis wouldn't want you luring victims to the house because of his jealousy. No body dares to look at or even be around his significant other if he's around. You're his significant other.

Baby Firefly

Similar to Tiffany, Baby is on the positive side- even though she's more of a murderous kind of happy. Baby loves your energy.

You don't sexualize her compared to other people she's encountered. You actually are nice to her and respect her instead of lusting after her because of her beauty.

When the two of you are together around Otis, you both collectively achieve in pissing him off with how happy and loving you are to each other. Mama thinks it's completely adorable that Baby has someone who makes her happy.

You can bet that Baby will teach you how to defend yourself if you haven't already learned how to. Just in case a victim tries to attack you at the house.

Although Baby uses her sexuality and body to lure in potential kills, she would be jealous as fuck if someone gets too touchy Feely with you because you're Baby's to touch on and be flirty with.

Tiffany Valentine

Tiffany finds you purely adorable. With your sunny and bright personality and your playful tendencies, Tiffany couldn't help but to enjoy your energy.

Compared to prior relationships she's had *coughCharlescough*, being with you is refreshing to Tiffany because she doesn't feel like she's always the doting, loving partner. She gets to be on the recieving end of your kind loving gestures.

If anyone tries to hurt you, Tiffany will be pissed. If they hurt you, she will most definitely kill them.

Tiffany wouldn't feel comfortable with having you around Charles because of how his personality is an asshole and will try to make you upset because you're so bright and happy.

Glenn and Glenda both adore you because of how warm and welcoming you are towards them and how much you make their mother happy.

Introducing: Albert Wesker

It's a mystery to a lot of his closest colleagues as to how someone as bright and bubbly as yourself ended up with a man like Wesker.

There's been many rumors about how the both of you ended up in a relationship together. Some people say that you were manipulated into being with Wesker while others thought that you were only with him because of his power. They never said it around him though.

Yall radiate the trope where the one person is this scary, will kill anyone who even looks at their ray of sunshine partner.

Wesker is highly protective over you (even though he doesn't really show it around you. But his colleagues can see it.) because of how innocent and bubbly you are and the fact that you're in a relationship with him doesn't help your list of potential threats.

Although Wesker isn't the easiest person to live and be in a relationship with, (especially while dating someone as happy and playful as you) he tries to keep you grounded while you tend to break him out of the "stern, cold personality" and occasionally make him smile/ chuckle with your antics.