#“Why can't I see my nuke. I hate this. this is going to crash my computer but its going to be so worth it.”

[truthyfalsy]

my girlfriend made this on a voice call with me and all I could hear was slightly distressed laughter and the occasional 'yes....yesss' like a maniacal victor frankenstein trying to raise his creation on the lab table of pixlr.e

[evilminji]

Ooooh~ Drink mix up? >.>

Because! Wes DID, in fact, get that dream job. HAS learned... after many, many hours of "beat about the head and shoulders with an ethics pamphlet by his great aunt", to keep his mouth shut! Family curse of Sight? WHAT family curse?

He doesn't see shit! Mind your business.

What're you? A cop?

Look, he sent Fenton a gift basket. He was a shitty, shitty "I have to be RIGHT and nothing else matters!" Stubborn lil asshole of a kid. He got better. Grew up. No one is there best Self during puberty. He DOES, in fact, regret it.

Which is WHY, he is deliberately ignoring Kent's terrible, awful, paper-thin, "who meee~?" Aw shucks BULLSHIT excuse of a disguise, like it isn't blatantly obvious he's Superman. Yep. Nothing to see here! Nothing but us chickens! Mmmmm, morning coffee! Delicious.

But see, here's the THING.

The Itty, bitty, teeny lil PROBLEM...

Wes grew up in Amity "Totally Not Supernatural Hotspot For Centuries" Park. He is... to put it mildly, genetically? A freak. His biology is ALL fucked up. Everyone's is. And it WAS NOT made better by the Fenton's playing fast and loose with their hell basement. The Ectoplasmic NUKE that was that portal.

There is a REASON his morning coffee? Is COVERED. Contained. Fenton brand, LEAD LINED, specialty cups. The sort that can't be EATEN from the inside out. Eroded after a few uses. They're ugly as sin, but they work. He even ordered a few covers from Star's etsy shop. (Apparently he wasn't the only one who hated how ugly they looked. Good for her though, he heard it was doing well.)

He SAYS this? 'Cause his morning brew is less... straight COFFEE... and more... how to put this? A blend? Brew? Potion, really. Like an energy drink. From hell. Or, partially at least, the Zone. It's the combination of roots, seeds, and a few dried berries. Kinda like a tea, actually!

Tasty. Adds this nice fruity, warmth. A zing. Goes GREAT with the coffee. And it really perks you up... if you are Limnal. If you AREN'T? It'll desolve your esophagus like swallowing straight acid. And that's not TOUCHING the... witch-y, more Seer specific bit of the blend.

That stuff is medicinal. You know, "calm the mind" and "mental clarity". That sorta thing. With a good ol helping of "don't blurt out everyone's secrets, you spacey bitch! For the love of God, those are our INSIDE THOUGHTS!". Which? Really helpful! Infinitely less likely to get decked. It's a family staple.

Poisonous, though.

They're fine cause they've basically developed an immunity to that part, but like? Wouldn't recommend. It's why he NEVER shares his drinks. Food? On occasion. If he PLANS it and knows not to add and interesting spices. But DRINKS? Never. Weston family brews are basically NEVER safe.

Which? Begs the Very Important Question ™!

Who's Coffee Is This?

Cause it SURE AS FUCK AINT HIS!

You never realize quite how fast you can go from "completely calm and kinda sleepy" to "bomb strapped to my chest, primal panic AWAKE" until it happens to you. His coffee was ON HIS DESK. People have passed by. He talked to them. Cups put down and picked up. Lazy early morning. He doesn't even register, really, as his chair crashes to the ground.

He's shouting.

People confused. They don't realize yet. His head whips around, looking for that distinct cover. Before it's too late. Before someone takes that fatal sip. He spots it. Bolting from his desk. Crashing through coworkers, over desks. Chaos and outrage. "It's 'just' coffee!" They cry.

Kent turns, confused. Pretending. Raises his (HIS! Oh god!) cup to his lips, unknowing. Wes SCREAMS a warning. But he doesn't listen. "It's 'just' coffee" They never listen. Curse of Cassandra. God's damn it. This is why his family fucking CONVERTED!

He TACKLES the man of steel.

RIPS his cup away from him, knows his eyes are frantic. How much have you had?! Spit it out! Wes voice ECHOES in the sudden silence. I'm a META, Kent! It could KILL YOU!

And oh, Oh NOW they get it. Or perhaps it is the burn in his mouth that finally registers. He rolls, spits oil slick nebulae that eat away the floor. There is blood mixed within it. It took mere moments. Superman stares, transfixed and horrified, as Wes shakes. He... he should probably get off of him.

He'll move in a moment.

When his legs no longer feel weak from terror.

The news room is in chaos. Lane kneeling by her husband, Perry trying to do damage control. He... he's probably gonna lose his job, isn't he? Wes wants to cry. Protection laws only go so far, after all. And warning his boss about his dietary needs means jack shit, after an incident like this. Beloved as Kent is. Not that anyone likely believed him.

They never do.

And now he's nearly killed Superman.

@hypewinter @hdgnj @legitimatesatanspawn @nerdpoe @lolottes @babbling-babull @mutable-manifestation @dcxdpdabbles

[imsosocold]

TOH but based on some quotes some of my siblings sent me from 4 Chan ( both non TOH and TOH involved):  

Evelyn: White man bad, but these white boys are chill as fuck!!            

Philip: I had a happy childhood free of any trauma greater than ant attacks and pet deaths, and my parents are two three heteros of great moral character who are lovingly married and love me and always supported me. My life continues to be good and I am thankful.

Philip, watching Evelyn set stuff on fire:What is your wife doing? Caleb: She’s making vanilla pudding because she’s gained control of her life.   

Alador: I was busy all day working but I'm here now if anyone wants to chat.  

Darius: How's the wife?

Alador: i sadly do not have a partner anymore.   

Masha: Shippers how are you? 

Luz: Crashing this plane with no survivors.

Caleb in the afterlife: It's going to be much worse for  [Philip] This is what he gets for not interpreting my silly remarks correctly when I  was a teenager or whenever. If he had been strong enough to become my [ girlfriend’s] friend  maybe this wouldn’t have happened.

Philip, shrugging: considering it's just another run of the mill ship  art, the fact it has even over 1000 likes is already good enough.  Caleb: It's the best thing  I've seen recently!

Philip: a [ witch’s]  machinations are impossible for [hunans]  to understand but I must try to connect with her for [Caleb’s] sake-Evelyn: -his Lincoln Loud porn.

Philip, trembling and in tears: Yeah, I'm not even gonna ask.

Philip: I feel like I've been punched in the dick. Not in the balls, mind. I feel as if someone has metaphorically delivered a punch directly to the shaft of my penis. I cannot explain the instinctual revulsion I feel ( also me watching the TOH finale).                                                              ,

Belos, angrily at Luz: You're the type of person that sees a movie and says "eh, the book was better." but we all know you can't read. You're what's keeping books on tape alive.

Jacob, while Vee is in the cage: Earth is such a paradise compared to that literal hellhole. Yet the bi people will surely be at awe at human weapons because they lack knowledge and under estimate us. Look at the them probably as long of a history as humans yet they don't have world destroying weapons? Pathetic. That's why I don't care about Owl House couple of nukes at California and that's all it will take to stop the invasion.

Hunter:  Silly human, belos just means bellows. he is loud when he's angry.

Lilith: I hate king’s eyes. Those colors make his eyes look like they’re infected and my eyes strain looking at that horrid neon combination.  Genuinely disgusting and unpleasant in the worst way possible. Who the hell thought that was a good idea.      

Philip: Caleb you dont understand he  is real his  name is the collector just because their  stuck in this round mirror does not mean anything Yes i have to sacrifice people for him�� but that's nothing.  Wow just because i want to keep our blood line pure from wild witches makes me the bad guy Huh?   

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

hello hello, the poll is over, here is my personal ranking and why. you are all going to hate me for some of these opinions.

1st place, you already know goes to AM. this dude does not die in the original short story. he is able to be defeated in the game, but not easily. also, he fucking killed the entire human population of earth, save for 5 people. also he can pretty much bend reality to his will, trap people in these hellscapes based on their deepest fears, and turn people into great soft jelly things with no perception of time and NEGATIVE PAIN TOLERANCE. there is no stopping AM. cogito ergo sum.

2nd place, for me, is SHODAN. oh sure, "god forbid women win" when it's GLaDOS, but WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR OUR GIRL SHODAN?? HUH?? WHERE IS IT?? SHODAN CAN TURN HUMANS INTO MUTANTS AND CYBORGS. SHE COMES BACK IN EVERY SYSTEM SHOCK GAME. SHE INCESSANTLY TAUNTS THE PLAYER LIKE "ooh you wanna kill me so bad it makes you look stupid" COME THE FUCK ON. also SHODAN inspired GLaDOS and almost everything about her. put some respect on her name.

3rd place, somehow pretty much none of voted for this one, but skynet. skynet is also responsible for a nuclear armageddon that wiped out most of humanity and enslaved the rest. it's also responsible for the terminators themselves (who will not be included in the next evil AI smackdown poll, sorry). still, it was defeated by john connor and the resistance, so that makes it lose a few points. i feel like skynet and AM would just be fighting over the nukes like a couple of children and the thought makes me laugh.

4th place is ultron. ultron could've been higher if he weren't defeated in one movie. we saw what he would've been capable of had he actually taken over vision, but i'm just going off of avengers age of ultron here. he might have some kind of advantage since he actually has a body and could unplug the others, but he'd probably go into some long-winded monologue and get his ass handed to him within seconds. and sure, he can transfer his consciousness between bodies, but there's a limited supply of them, so if they're all destroyed somehow, ultron is fucking toast.

5th goes to GLaDOS. i'm pretty certain that every vote for GLaDOS was personal preference. NEUROTOXINS DON'T DO SHIT AGAINST AI. ROBOTS AND AI DO NOT HAVE NEUROS TO TOXIN. also she was defeated multiple times, put into a potato battery for a stint, and given morals. besides, her reach is limited just to aperture science, so she can't do much outside of the facility. yes yes, god forbid women win anything, blah blah blah, see number two.

unsurprisingly last is HAL 9000. he was honestly just here because he's probably one of the most recognizable "evil" AI out there. and he's not even really evil, he was just scared of being deactivated so he killed most of his human crew and got fucking unplugged for it. also his reach is pretty much limited to the discovery one, so unless he were to crash that thing into any of them, HAL's pretty much toast.

also, again, if you have suggestions for another evil AI to add to the next bracket, tell me. i've already got AUTO from wall-e, clovis bray from destiny 2, and several other Mystery Contenders.

reblog for reach, debates are highly encouraged

[autumn-foxfire]

Im sorry ill be adding onto ur ask box but u talking about bnha again made me think of bnha again and ughhhghgg

Latest chapters have been BORING. We know Star wont defeat afo cuz of course so its really annoying that so many chapters are being dedicated to the fight. We dont know shit about Star and afo has rapidly been losing my intrest so its just like watching two action figures clash while also knowing how this is inventibly going to end cuz it would make no sense for a newly introduced chara to defeat the big bad. If this was a half a chapter to chapter it would have been fine but its been several chapters so far n its so annoying to read something u give so little fucks about cuz ur hoping characters u DO care about will eventually show up again. This just seems like hori binged a bunch of marvel movies or smtng

Adding on to that....isnt Stars intro v similar to Lady Nagants? Like we randomlyget introduced to these two female characters we havent heard a thing about up until that exact moment, who seem to have a significant connection to an already estsblished character but it turns out that connection is flimsy at best. They fight an already established character, lose and are nuked off probably never to be mentioned again.

Like

I get that Hori is trying to show that afo is an international threat now but wasnt there a better way, couldnt he have established star sooner? Like all mights bedn doing fuck all how hard would it have been to throw in a scene of him talking to her on the phone here n there? Just so we can know she Exists before her big finale lmao

Idk...u here about big shonen manga crashing n burning at their end but its sad to see it happen n bnha is sadly inching towards being completely unenjoyable with each chapter. By now im almost hoping Hori will put it out of his misery fast if this is all we can hope for quality wise feom incoming chapters

Don't apologise for speaking to me Lucy T-T I love our chats and I've missed them since I've been afk (or would it be aft because it's more tumblr I've been taking a break from XD)

I can't believe the drop in quality in the manga. Stars and Stripe was a bigger mistake than Lady Nagant at this point and now that I've seen from the new leaks, I'm left hating this character more and more. Stars and Stripes wasn't needed.

There has been no reason for this battle whatsoever and yes, I'm taking into account the new leaks which, if you haven't seen them yet, I'll put them below a readmore:

She dies but her spirit seems to live on in the vestiges realm and we see her attacking AFO in there.

My question is why Hori had to introduce a random character we have not attachment to do this. Surely, if he wanted this grand moment where someone lives on beyond death and shakes AFO, it would be a member of the ESTABLISHED CAST that we have grown to love, not some random woman from America he introduced 4 CHAPTERS AGO.

You're right Hori could have shown AFO as being an internation threat and one of the simplist ways would have been AFO having a villain uprising in multiple countries. You know, he's said to have an underground empire, nothing says Japan will be on it's own when you have other countries fighting tooth and nail to keep villains in control in their nations and can't spare any help to Japan. There you go. Done. It was as simple as that and wouldn't have wasted 4 fucking chapters on a character we do not give a single shit about.

BNHA is crashing and burning and I'm watching this flaming wreckage hoping that I'll be able to salvage my favourites at the end.