#“I'LL FUCKING-”
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hear me out
possessed ford
kissing fiddleford
no? okay ill draw it
#phuz drabbles#I DUNNO I JUST LOVE THE FUCKED UP ANGST ANGLE HERE#LIKE BILL SAYS “I CAN GIVE YA SOMETHING SIXER NEVER WILL” “LIKE WHAT” THEN HE VIOLENTLY KISSES HIM#and fidds shoves him away after getting over his initial shock#“I'LL FUCKING-”#“YEAH? DO WHAT GLASSES?”#might delete later but im just#I LOVE TOXIC YAOI
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Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this
#how do I tag this. um.#gravity falls#LMAO?#yes this is why I was looking for that picture#i want a real butch#i want a real bear#fuck I'll say it I want an ACTUAL FEMME
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Padawan braids should be far more decorated I don't care
I want them to have beads and bows and jewels and rings and bells and-
I want them to scream culture, to scream tradition, to scream history!!!
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"School districts currently work with processing companies to offer cashless payment systems for families. But the companies can charge “processing fees” for each transaction. By law, students who are eligible for reduced price meals cannot be charged more than 30 cents for breakfast and 40 cents for lunch. With processing fees, however, families can end up paying 10 times that amount. Processing companies charge as much as $3.25 or 4% to 5% per transaction, according to a recent report from the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau."
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#destiel meme news#destiel meme#news#united states#us news#us politics#free school meals#free school lunches#school lunches#low income#low income families#food is a human right#basic human rights#finally some good fucking news#i'll be going back and adding the good news tag to things#we could really use it right now
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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My only offering this year for let Papyrus say fuck day
#MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR IS HERE#AND I FORGOT TO DRAW SOMETHING#I'M DEVASTATED#ONLY HAVE THIS AND I'LL BE BUSY TODAY 😭#undertale#papyrus#sunsest-art#art#let papyrus say fuck#let papyrus say fuck day
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday#it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold#suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up#maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like#disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck#man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf#so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.
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pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...
#not its final form. but i'll edit it tomorrow lmao i want the mutuals to have access to it Now#rebloggable still!!! if this post spreads around that'd be really cute actually. people can see it now#nd i'll tell you all when i make it better later <3#time to remember all the little tags that i use for these. haven't done one of these since my other saint quiz fucking Forever ago#uquiz#quiz#quizzes#uquiz link#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#my uquizzes#quiz link#my quizzes
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I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY DRINK HE REALLY WENT "aww... anyway bye!"
#like JIM#star trek#shitposting#lmao LMAO#AND THEN SHE SAYS I'LL MISS YOU AND HE DOESNT ANSWER GIFKFNFIF#idk why i find this so fucking funny#he's like hm no i'm good#get some birth control on your planet first then we'll talk#also i have a boyfriend#the mark of gideon#star trek the original series#season 3#tos#spirk
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A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup
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bill, babygirl, the red flags get outta there
#gravity falls#billford#the book of bill#standford pines#bill cipher#stump art#comic#A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup comic#AND WE'RE DONE !!!!#a month of my life condensed into a frantic gay mania#i'll wanna do a post-mortem at some point because that'll be FUN#but yeah i really love this stupid comic#was just a random concept i decided to commit to . thought this would take a weekend but lol#anyways to the folks who been reading i hope you enjoyed !!!!#they're gay !!! they're going to mutually self destruct !!!!!#they're going to accidentally both buy into the same timeshare in florida and then be forced to share !!!#romantic comedy of the fucking century !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#GOOD for THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!
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so funny how the whole gravity falls fandom immediately went from "bill cipher-all interdimensional being hot tumblr sexy man" to "bill cipher- lame loser pathetic fumbler toxic skrunkly sad ex" in a matter of seconds as SOON as the rise of billford came about
#all hail loser bill cipher#billford#the book of bill#this is so fucking funny to me#ford our lord and saviour#gravity falls#you are all such beautiful ppl#also can we just come to a consensus that triangle bill is better than twink bill#its just funnier that way#how the hell did ford fuck a triangle#rip twink bill i'll always love you#mej's favs
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What a lot of abled people don't understand is that when you get more sick as someone who was already physically disabled/chronically ill, you don't get the sympathy, you don't get people sending you cards and coming to visit and help you with things. Everyone just kind of assumes that you can handle it, that it's not *really* anything new. Maybe people might acknowledge it for a week or two, but then to them it's just normal. You were already sick, so why would being a little more sick be disruptive to you, right?
#disability#actually disabled#cripple punk#cripplepunk#physical disability#still waiting on that fucking colonoscopy to be approved#if it IS the big C then I'll probably be dead by the time they get around to diagnosing it#1k#2k#3k
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here's another one. shout out to my freak my weirdos my psychos. Ty for the laughs helping me thru this hard time in my life. I'm deleting twitter until season 3 comes out
#this is the last one i'll post yall#i fucking hate hate twitter#iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#armand#daniel molloy#loustat#devil's minion
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there is still time
#i saw the tv glow#sorryyyyyy i haven't had the drive to post here lately i pwomise i'll dump a bunch of stuff from my mini-hiatus in a bit#but in the meantime: holy fucking shit this movie. go watch it. for me
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OK OK OK I know everyone is all over sleeveless turtleneck Crowley, but for the love of God I cannot get this out of my head
(Leaves room to headcannon that he wore this after things started going to shit so that he could get his wings out more easily)
#backless turtleneck crowley#he also wore it in the 60s#aka when he was planning to steal holy water#its his “i'll fuck you up if i have to” shirt#crowley#goodomens#aziraphale#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens 2#good omens season 2#aziracrow#turtleneck crowley
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