#“I'LL FUCKING-”

[hereissomething]

hear me out

possessed ford

kissing fiddleford

no? okay ill draw it

[rasairui]

Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this

[bl00dalchemist]

something something parallels

[thebibliosphere]

Really didn't need my friend back home emotionally kneecapping me by going "have you heard Lewis Capaldi's new song" the day after I just did a new and very intensive form of trauma therapy that left me feeling gutted and hollow and like maybe, actually, there's nothing left of me but the trauma and I'm just a shambling mass of pain that needs to be excised except I'm tired I'm so tired I can't keep doing this, I can't...

Only to then get smacked in the face in the group chat with a very raw Scottish accent scream-singing, "I'm going to get up and try if it's the last thing I do. I've still got something to give, though it hurts sometimes. I'm going to get up and live, until the day that I die, I swear to God I'll survive."

The universe is not subtle.

[sjweminem]

almost every elderly person at the protest asked to take a picture of my mom's sign

[destielmemenews]

"School districts currently work with processing companies to offer cashless payment systems for families. But the companies can charge “processing fees” for each transaction. By law, students who are eligible for reduced price meals cannot be charged more than 30 cents for breakfast and 40 cents for lunch. With processing fees, however, families can end up paying 10 times that amount. Processing companies charge as much as $3.25 or 4% to 5% per transaction, according to a recent report from the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau."

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[dellerose]

oh whoops accidentally drops this and reminds everyone spamton fucking said this while we were being teased about the chapter where we meet his former "business" partner

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[vulpinesaint]

pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...

[sunsestart]

My only offering this year for let Papyrus say fuck day

[chemical-processes]

I want a fic where murderbot has to act human around another Secunit who's 10000% convinced that it's human and needs immediate rescue

[hvackisser]

Bro I haven't drawn in weeks but...Hectorrrrr 🥴💖💖💖 practicing how to draw him, and honestly it feels nice to get a feel for drawing double chins cause (as a haver myself) its time to stop pretending theyre not attractive 😤

Also in case the vent joke doesnt land, I imagine that's post-dateviator acquisition but pre-meeting Hector so I'm just confused about a disembodied voice blessing me 😂

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[demaparbat-hp]

Crush, crush, crush!

[stump-not-found]

A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup

pt.1 / pt.2 / pt.3 / pt.4

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bill, babygirl, the red flags get outta there

[pangur-and-grim]

my sister has two human children, but I'm still debating on whether I'm responsible enough to have a frog