#“I hate her annoying ass”

[seasonfivebitchsaveme]

Bitch what you looking at?

[butwhatifidothis]

I LOVED To Be a Creature, and it genuinely creeped me out to see the things Edelgard and Hubert said to Byleth (though it's the same as the game, stripped out of its voice acting and background music, the dialogue is so much more horrifying). Really makes me wonder if Edelgard's love for Byleth is genuine in any way. Do you think there's any real love there or is it just obsession?

Thank you!!! I had a feeling that placing Edelgard and Hubert's words in a context that isn't meant to make them look flattering would really let their casual racism shine, and I'm glad it's seeming like that is in fact the impression people are getting lol. SO sorry for the late answer btw 😭😭😭

As for whether Edelgard's love is genuine... I got opinions lmao.

got a bit long lmao under the cut it goes

If Edelgard felt the way she does for Byleth on exclusively SS and CF, I could maybe see how this is a "genuine" love (insofar as a love steeped in "I may hate your race but you're special and Not Like The Other Ones because I think you're special to me" can, uh, ever be genuine, in any case). But because Edelgard still feels as strongly towards Byleth on AM and VW where she quite literally never talks to them directly in any meaningful way, it becomes waaaaay more like she's just weirdly obsessed with this person who saved her one singular time ever five years ago from an attack Edelgard set up. It makes the "love" way more forced and contrived and obviously trying to squeeze tears out of the player for standing up against the cute girly trying to murder them. Or, alternatively, it makes Edelgard come off as manipulative, saying that she just wanted to walk with Byleth and it makes her so sad to HAVE to fight Byleth because BYLETH wouldn't stand by HER - and she's saying this on AM/VW to a person she's talked to in conversation a cumulative, what? Hour? Two? Maybe a few days, being nice? Over the course of, being as absolutely generous as physically possible and not counting the five years Byleth was missing... two fucking years? She's shitting herself over fighting this stranger she doesn't fucking know? Yeah, sure buddy, whatever you say - you see what I mean?

And honestly even outside of those two routes, I think it's more that she sees Byleth as being hers rather than actually liking them for who they are. A body to stand next to her and tell her how right she is and comfort her - who doesn't have the background of "I was literally raised to think this is my only purpose in life" muddying the sincerity of the brown-nosing - who also happens to also act as The Perfect Fighter and The Perfect Strategist to actively help her get what she wants. That view of Byleth being a tool doesn't really go away unless they marry her, seen by how they quite literally get nothing for all they've done for Edelgard should they go unmarried to a noble (guess they just weren't meritable enough once their use to her was done).

As well as how much more Edelgard doesn't like Byleth disagreeing with her or otherwise going against her flow than pretty much anyone else in the game - you lose supports points if you don't think the Black Eagle Strike Force name she made is good, she quickly denies the notion that Byleth is detached from others/emotions and insists they are just like she is, she gives them the same callous and thoughtless words she was apparently given once in her life while they are in the midst of mourning their recently murdered father so that they get over it already and get back to being useful to her (directly saying she will only reach out her hand when it's time for HER to move forward, not when BYLETH heals from WATCHING THEIR DAD DIE IN THEIR FUCKING ARMS MAYBE A WEEK AGO). She never treats Byleth kindly unless they do everything she wants, which like. Isn't love???? At all????

There's just this... weirdly possessive air Edelgard has around Byleth that always threw me off, especially with how easily she admits to have been willing to kill them so far into CF and how readily she cuts ties with them the second the fighting's done (which is particular because how just how clingy she was to Byleth everywhere else - you know during all that time Byleth had a use to her). Incorporating that into being an intentional part of her character is certainly interesting, but not in a way that's flattering to the idea of Edelgard genuinely being in love with Byleth lmao.

Personally tho, even disregarding almost everything else, the simple explanation is that I don't think you can really sit there and say you love someone while openly hating part of their racial heritage. Wild thought, I know lmao

[stynamo]

Kind of annoyed by the echo chamber on here when you can just go look at the numbers. I sat up all night and watched the numbers roll in.

The big shift to the red everywhere was not because more people were voting for Trump. There was a demographic shift in who voted for Trump, which is concerning. But Trump actually got LESS votes than in 2020. The problem was people did not get their ass off of their couch to go vote for Harris. The Dems got 15 MILLION less votes than in 2020, which translates to a big red shift EVERYWHERE. Those 15 million less votes didn’t go to Trump, they just didn’t show up.

Y’all didn’t show up. And I’m very frustrated that you’re blaming Latinos or the zoomers that can’t even vote yet. If you didn’t vote, you don’t have the right to whimper and complain about this.

YOU cannot blame men of colour for this. YOU cannot blame your dumbass twitter feed. You didn’t go vote at all. And you know that. Don’t you???

[senseiwu]

Every time the crystalised discussion on twitter comes back and they get to Lloyd's issues with his father i want to freaking rip my hair out

"Lloyd's in the wrong" "Lloyd was an ass" (<something I literally just saw)

God forbid a child hurt by their parent BE HURT. BE UPSET.

[pallanophblargh]

We still have this little critter, and she has successfully healed from her spay.

She rejected her homemade cone of shame (rolled up soccer socks courtesy of J) so we got her a proper baby shirt. It’s shocking we got her into it, and that she tolerated it as well as she did. She may be a shit, but she’s a good kid at heart. Maybe because she’s so stinkin’ cute.

It is probably wishful thinking, but her manners seem to be getting better. She still hasn’t been formally introduced to Zelda, but we can already tell she’s a little bully, so keep your fingers crossed because it would kinda suck to rehome her.

(It’s doubly hilarious because I’m the “no more cats can’t deal argh!” sort and this lil shit just HAD to choose OUR yard as the place to hang out in.)

Mammals are so utterly frustrating!

[goldiipond]

You're literally the only person on the internet that actually somewhat likes Kersti's annoying ass. At least the only one I know of. Seriously, what do you even see in her.

you're asking a lesbian why she likes an angry little fairy woman that is really mean for no apparent reason my man i really don't know what to tell you here

[atopvisenyashill]

i almost put cassandra clare on that rec list i’d like everyone to applaud my restraint

[elevenenthusiast]

This forced ass el hate 💀

“The mess she created” we just gonna sit here and act like all of this isn’t Henry’s fault… putting the fault on an innocent 14 year old girl who was abused for her powers like how tf was she supposed to know that opening a portal to the upside down was gonna lead to consequences 💀 she was trapped in that lab for so many years plus that’s on Henry because he’s the one fucking around and she shouldn’t make up for his actions.

I can NOT stand these people at ALL like this is the reason why i barely interact in that fucking side of twitter.

[nonokoko13]

Call me Mahoro because I also think her brother is hot af Btw the plot twist in this series is that Arajin is going take his crush last name but not because of her. Sorry for the spoilers peace and love in the planet Earth

And could somebody make this Marito teddy bear real? It's a basic and essential need atp

[spot-splatter-splash]

Maturing is realizing I actually really adore Jewel and her obnoxious personality. I love you annoying women

This will be your downfall however because I will put you through the wringer you will be put through the horrors for the sake of character development

[tvgals]

daily reminder taylor swift is dating a racist

[zackcollins]

I did a match where my brother was Gardener Symmetra and I was B.Va. Our other DPS was Pumpkin Bastion. So this motherfucker just goes "I'm the gardener, you're the pollinator, and that's my crop."

[williamkisser]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (she's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't ready my

She's got me like nobody

Can't read my, can't ready my

She's got me like nobody

Can't read my, can't ready my

She's got me like nobody

Can't read my, can't ready my

She's got me like nobody

Mum-mum-mum-mah

Mum-mum-mum-mah

Mum-mum-mum-mah

Mum-mum-mum-mah

Mum-mum-mum-mah

I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please

Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)

Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start

And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, whoa, oh, oh

Whoa, oh, oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Oh, whoa, oh, oh

Whoa, oh, oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (hey)

A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it)

Russian roulette is not the same without a gun

And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)

Oh, whoa, oh, oh

Whoa, oh, oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Oh, whoa, oh, oh

Whoa, oh, oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you

'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin

I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin'

Just like a chick in the casino

Take your bank before I pay you out

I promise this, promise this

Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

Mum-mum-mum-mah

Mum-mum-mum-mah

Mum-mum-mum-mah

Mum-mum-mum-mah

Marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

[imminent-danger-came]

it has been a joy to bring my friend through undertale and have them constantly question why sans was memed so hard

[femmesandhoney]

Girl I didn't know you were into 911 lol. Who are your favourites, what are your opinions?

i just binged it for funsies just recently so same. I have been live reacting to it to @radlymona i know shes so sick of me 🤣! i would say my favs are Maddie (fantastic, she made her way into my top favorite chars ever which was unexpected for me), Hen, & Buck. They're really fun and I like that the show's main heart is the relationships between everyone, bc with such a silly premise at times (so many of the 911 calls are ridiculous in a good way), you need those really solid chars to keep you watching. I will say, it took me many seasons to warm up to Buck. I legitimately don't think he had any personality or development until season 4. That was a struggle considering they consider him the "main" of the ensemble. I still joke the most interesting part of Buck is his sister. But now that I'm fully caught up, I think they finally have been giving him satisfactory backstory and personality, kind of, and now season 8 premiere is setting up some more development for him, which is long overdue. For the main, I was shocked it took so long for them to get past "he just is really bad at dating" as his only personality trait.

Hen and Karen have probably less of the engaging storylines for me with the fostering stuff, but its still cute and I really like them as a couple. Athena is hard carried by Angela Bassett, so she always gets a pass for the crazy shit she does sometimes lol.

I think going into the show I was also definitely expecting the main fan ship (Buck and Eddie) to be more fan shit as per tumblr (I legit forgot they canonically made Buck bi as well), but the longer I watched the more I was legitimately like oh no these two are insane and also need to stop terrorizing the women of LA stat. And also save us from introducing random women every other episode for them that disappear as soon as they arrive 😭 ?? Like please stop that its just painful.

One of the learning curves for sure was that this show has WEIRD AS HELL PACING LMAO!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A SHOW W WORSE PACING! They love introducing and dropping just as quick a plot point or a character, and sometimes randomly bringing it back up seasons later and you have to play along like you remember someone who showed up for fifteen seconds. I half heartedly try to remember shit about people who aren't in the main ensemble, but its so difficult 😭 I couldn't even tell you all the women Buck dated beside Abby and Taylor, and Taylor is only lucky bc I legit liked her as a char. Theres just too much insane shit they throw around and take away too quickly like let it breathe besties.

So yeah, general writing is not fantastic or anything but the show is hella fun and they seemed to have accidentally stumbled into really great character relationships?? Like I live for Maddie and Buck scenes, Hen and Chim duo, Josh and Maddie chats, and Buck and Eddie are like a whole other analysis lol, but they're all great relationships the writers cooked up somehow.

[muirneach]

apostolos and julia never sit together in the box. love loses