#“FIRE FIRE” BITCH WHERE?????
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I have a love-hate relationship with my fire alarm. mf is too loud to be going off at 3 am. for no reason.
#WE HAVE CHECKED THE ENTIRE BUILDING#NOTHING#NOT A THING#WE DIDNT LEAVE THE STOVE ON#THE DRYER ISNT EXPLODING#THERE IS NOTHING MF IS JUST BEING LOUD#“FIRE FIRE” BITCH WHERE?????#let me sleep
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regret
#literally excuse the shitty anatomy and cell shading i was thinking abt chuuyas reaction to what he'd done and i decided to make it skk#bc skk copium :')#the way i've hated dazai so fucking much but i still cried like a bitch when he died#he's not dead the bsd fandom has this phase like the elevator chapter where we're like ''dazai's not gonna make it he's done for!!''#and then he comes back next chapter like surprise bitches yall thought i was dead lmao#this chapter fucking HURT for skk shippers tho like we rly lost this time around huh#deluding myself into thinking that chuuya used gravity manipulation to slow the bullet#bc we didn't see a bullet hole behind dazais head like when chuuya shot his shoulder even though the bullet to his skull was fired at close#the reason theres a wound is bc the compressed air that was still fired was enough to wound him#and the shock wave that followed caused him to pass out bc of the sudden tension to his head intermingled with the blood loss and poison#we also know dazai can control his heart rate at will so maybe he can drop his pulse to zero for like thirty secs#enough to make fyodor believe he's dead#in the event that all of this is untrue and dazai rly does die the way my entire being will go numb and cold and dead#knowing that fyodor will most likely use dazai's death as a weapon against chuuya effectively chaining him to his side#like bffr chuuya may dislike dazai but that's his partner his reflection the boy that makes him desperately want to be human#dazai is the embodiment of chuuyas humanity and once chuuya loses that tether to his human side he will snap and the facade will shatter#and we will truly see chuuya unhinged with nothing more keeping him bound to his mortal shell#this wasn't the skk reunion we wanted asigiri what the fuck :(#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#skk#soukoku#lotus draws
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okay so in french baguette means wand/rod and it’s not solely used for bread like in english
but even so seeing red call it his ice baguette makes me cry laugh
#the fire rod is la baguette de feu#I’ve been comparing the French and English versions#and BOY#DO I HAVE COMMENTS ABOUT IT#the English one went really gay#like#REALLY gay#i can see why everyone bitches about it now 😂#star got the Spanish one and we’ve been going through them all#shadow link is link noir#but man they made vio into such a french asshole#he goes ‘pfuuuu’ all the time 😂#loz#four swords#red link#four swords manga#i feel like the English translation took the route of vio being like ‘I’m different than all the other links’#and the French one went ‘im literally better than all of you you guys fucking SUCK later losers’#but also the English one took out a lot of foreshadowing and for what?????#im also having a hard time with this version of français#i was raised with apparently a unique version of quebecois#they also switch between green and vert for green#it’s interesting#at one part where they think green is dead for the first time#blue just goes ‘NOOOOOOON GREEEEEEN’#and it took me a second cause I was like sooooomething ain’t right here
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Me when I finally got to see Daemon fucking Targaryen this episode:
#LIKE BITCH WHERE WERE YOU ALL SEASON#THAT'S THE DAEMON I KNOW#house of the dragon#fire and blood#george rr martin#daemon targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#alys rivers#viserys targaryen#beala targaryen#rhaena targaryen#laena velaryon#lucerys velaryon#jacaerys targaryen#joffrey velaryon#aegon targaryen#aemond targaryen#helaena targaryen#jaehaerys targaryen#corlys velaryon#rhaenys targaryen#alicent hightower#otto hightower#laenor velaryon#gwayne hightower#criston cole#game of thrones#a song of ice and fire#hopestrope
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We are in the presence of true gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss royalty folks
#fairy tail#fairy tail edit#minerva orland#fairy tail minerva#ft minerva#phoenix edit#man ngl despite *waves vaguely at everything she did in the naval battle*#she did look good doin it#elbow gloves with the swimsuit? thats fire ngl#also on another not when i was lookin for screenshots i got jumpscared by screencaps of her after tartarus#where they took her makeup. her swag. her personality. her bitches 😔
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TG stans coping with S2E4 is so funny.
“It’s out of character!!! Book Aemond would never!!!” They cry about a dude who was canonically a psychopathic kinslayer that responded to Aegon’s near death by declaring that the crown fit him better anyway.
#‘book Aemond and Aegon were so close!!!’ bitch where??😂#fire and blood#hotd season 2#hotd spoilers#aemond targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#anti team green
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oh goodie here we go
#datv: is in development for 10 years bc of huge delays changes in direction walk outs and tens of employees being fired#some dude: this surely is the fault of the lgbt#i'm always wondering where the fuck have these bitches have been bc dragonn age has always been GAY AS FUCK 😭#.txt
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i have.... no words for how this is making me feel rn.
#carly lb chicago fire#chicago fire#kelly severide#stella kidd#stellaride#6x12#that split second where her face lights up when she spots him before going into instant panic oh i'm sick#OH I'M SIIIIIIIIICCCCKKK#i can actually feel the chemicals going off in my brain like a nuclear bomb completely evaporating everything in it's wake#GOD AND MATT TOO JFC#he was SO fucking worried oh my goddd his face watching the whole time#GOD I LIVE OFF THIS KIND OF SHIT#SUCH A DELICIOUS FUCKING SCENE#I GOBBLED THAT BITCH UUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
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“oh the gods are bad the gods are bad” i actually realized i dont give a fuck. crazy concept i actually realized i do not give a fuck lmaooo. people have lived not liking or worshipping the gods for so many fucking years its actually CRAZY like people honestly just go about their day to day lives. they believe or they don't! big whoop! they just care about the price of milk and if the world isn't ending!!
#average exandrian citizen here with the weather report: it is raining fire which i don't like and eggs are 9$ a pack. pls fix this first#where will i go when i die? don't care! hopefully not the hells! i don't worship but my friend does and that makes them happy.#but none of us like corrupt chruch officials! lets take them down#but first i want to enjoy my weekend off from working in the fields because again; i am a NORMAL CITIZEN WITH NORMAL PROBLEMS#can we just agree we need to stop ludinas and end the fucking squabbling? STAY AWAY FROM A DIVINITY DEBATE.#its interesting but not the time! every time we indulge it again its counter productive#obviously i am loving this and having so much fun and am super into the choices the players are making! they're doing a fantastic job#i'm just being a bitch lmao#critical role#cr spoilers#bells hells#campaign 3#cr3#andis thought geyser
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papyrus undertale
SUBMISSION RULES
THE SINS
#“wheres the none/innocent option” well hes going so why have it#also i think the innocent option is annoying#everyones guilty of these sins bitch lets get you some fire emoji#sin poll#undertale#papyrus#papyrus the skeleton#undertale papyrus#ut papyrus#ut#papyrus undertale#papyrus ut
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https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/1712166167572361344
josh says people saying stuff about stef ticks him off 😭 that's the meanest he'll ever get off the field 😭
that was kinda... 😏😏😏
and i definitely know stef feels the same... 😏
" tired of hearing all this nonsense... lot of guys in this league that have that same fire that don't get talked about, but--"
" frankly that kind of ticks me off when people wanna say stuff about him, but... we'll keep that all internal here 🙂🙃🫥."
this is allen at his boiling point omg 😭😭 held back by pr
#reporter: we talked to josh and we asked him a question about y-#stef smirks in Yeah. I Bet You Did. Bitch.😎 we're a two packaged deal. inseparable 😎 (insufferable) im his right hand man. his silly rab-#the sassy pose and the fond smile. theyre so untouchable dramatic ass top of the foodchain powercouple it's Unreal.#WHERE IS THE RPF!?!??!?!????#josh and allen sooooo fucked after this#fucked HARRRRD bro fucked HARD#and they were both soo ready for it like you cant tell me they didnt fuck nasty after this HELLO#we cant always bet on them winning but the fuck nasty is surely guranteed#diggs had the bed all set up with romantic candlelight and roses and josh hurdled over all that shit just to hold him in his arms#josh caught on fire a little bit but diggs patted the flames down before he could notice#all the snow piled up around their home in buffalo could not muffle the 'youre my qb.. ure my qb' pants& moans which shake those very walls#josh '🙃🙃' the hell outta this interview#he said YOU may not understand diggs horrors but **I** DO!!@@! **I** UNDERSTAND. I GET THEM.#the frustration of seeing everyone hate on his husband when he knows all of that pales in how much stef hates himself#AND THAT MAKES JOSHS LITTLE STUNNED FACE ALL THE MORE SAD LIKE. HES SO HURT FOR STEF.#AND HE JUST KNOWS. he KNOWS the public is gonna spin this horribly. make stef the diva they always degrade him as#josh has CONSTANTLY with like a bear pacing around the cracked glass enclosure barely disguised rage#defended stef from misinterpretation and disdained the diva drama so vehemently#so everytime josh messes up or stef messes up or they lose all josh is thinking and feeling is 'im fucking this up for him even more#i dont care if theyre gonna be mad at me. diggs is hurting. somehow some way. diggs is gonna get Hurt.#and i cant do anything but talk. and i cant even do that well.#it's all my fault i cant do anything im so stupid im so stupid'#saint bernard song 1 hour#that single wide eyed stare he gives his wr bcs all he can do is stare as stef's pain surges#it's not fear of stef as the media tries to portray for qbwr tension. it's fear For stef.#he knows theres hurt. and he knows theres gonna be even more hurting. and. the nail. he knows he cant do anything to help it from stopping#'why couldnt i throw better. i need to just run it to lessen the chances. i need to do something. i need to be better. i have to be better'#meanwhile diggs could care less abt what everyone else thinks about him. he just cares abt how josh thinks. about josh#stef wants to perform well so josh can actually feel well. be able to express anything he wants without worry or treading#diggs/allen
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There's a special kind of let down when you read a really interesting insight which suddenly ventures into "in capitalism" territory and you - a citizen of a country still dealing with economic, sociological, political and cultural fallouts of socialism - just sit there torn between pure depression and convincing yourself it's good people believe there's a simple solution to structural problems.
Just. I really, really, really need tumblr leftists to get one thing into their heads: the main value in communism is NOT human rights - it's WORK. I know, I know, your concept of socialism and communism relies on what's essentially a social democrat welfare state - which I'm a strong supporter of. But this weird idea that capitalism is the only, single cancer of an ideology that became dominant purely because bad people all agreed to make it dominant that's against everyone just living happy and doing what they want, and that views some people as more "valuable" than others then YOU'RE JUST PLAIN FUCKING WRONG. Real, historical communism wasn't bragging about the way it looks after the citizens unlike capitalism, only that in communism resources go to people who DESERVE it - I.e. workers, not owners. and of course the communist party members who totally weren't de facto owning the resources and were totally democratically elected and anyway they deserved it by the grace of their fervent faith in the cause.
Like, to give you an idea. A lot USAmericans are basically economically forced to join the army - and that's fucked up. But you know what was happening to all men (what? genderism? in my socialism?) who finished school and didn't immediately get a job or a spot in a uni (depending on their finals results elitism much?) in soviet satellite states? You guessed it - the army. Not because they had nowhere else to go but because the other place to go was prison.
#bitch we had workers strikes demanding other workers get fired how is that not a symptom of structural problems to you#and no i'm not a fan of purely commercial approach to art but if you think there wasn't pure crap in communism think again#fatphobia and ableism are only possible in capitalism- [thinks of that cartoon where slender worker kicks the living shit of a fat rich guy#and yes being fat was equated with being rich as was enjoying sex#and yes of course there was so much representation of disabled bodies in socialist realism yup. yes. so much.]#just ranting#tw: negativity#again I'M NOT A FAN OF CURRENT STAGE OF CAPITALISM#i'm just not naive enough to think it's the only economical frame that#that's fundamentally flawed
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IT IS SO IMPORTANT. To Always Remember that Alfonse IS also Líf. That they exist on a continuum. That Líf HAD to come from Somewhere. That Alfonse is Just As Capable of being a moody broody over-dramatic self-righteous cunt AND jackass. It is SO IMPORTANT to remember this
#fire emblem#feh#litany against woobifying him.#and obvs there are The Circumstances. but i'm talking EXCLUSIVELY about characterization#alfonse is soft! he is kind! he wants the best for everyone! he adores his loved ones! ect!!!!#BUT REMEMBER. REMEMBER THE FACETS. THE GLITTERING FACETS#it is really cool to try and find the line where one becomes the other and where they blend together#and i just. i hold jackass alfonse so fucking dear.#not in a 'he can be mean but he's nice to me' way but in a 'man sometimes i'm a huge high strung bitch too' way#alfonse 🤝 moe you are NOT immune to melancholy and coming off a bit like an asshole.#AND. THE SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS. THE KILLER#i HAVE to KILL HIM ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#fe alfonse#fe lif
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old art for a hypothetical inuyasha au
#svsss#arts#backlog#sj is kikyo but we aint doing that love triangle bullshit#he's here to be hot girl shit and steal the souls of weak bitches to extend his own unnatural life#and to fuck up literally any who has ever even mildly annoyed him#i love that for him :')#also because i think the scene where kikyo like rises from the fire clutching that plant is kinda. you know#anyways kikyo was possibly my first fictional crush and i think she should be allowed to do whatever she wants forever
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I'm really liking writing this fic
#which's funny because it's all in Zuko's POV#but it feeds my need of fics where he stands up for her#specifically when it's Ursa who's being a bitch#dare i say i need well-written fire hazard siblings#with hints of them being extremely gay yeah#fire hazard siblings#it includes kiyi y'all
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I think the fact he can't give Karlach a hug bothers Ronan a lot. Can't give her a chummy pat on the back. Can't rest a hand on a wound to heal it. Can't help file her horns into something more acceptable.
What a terrible curse to be afflicted with. How is he supposed to foster comradery in his fellow travel companion if he can't put an arm around her shoulders while they walk and talk (well, she talks and he mostly grunts)? He's burned his hands so many times trying.
#its a good thing he has fire resistance#which is the only reason when he has to cast guidance or a touch healing spell#he doesnt lose hp in my brain#he does it really fast and hes got innate resistance to heat#there was a dialogue option i didnt take after you fix her engine with the infernal metal#where its like 'i still cant touch you'#which i didnt pick because it felt like a romance option#but ronan is thinking it in a platonic sense#like i would imagine lae'zel usually gets mad at the friendliness. and astarion has voice lines about not touching him#so i assume he bitches every other time ronans getting touchy thats not on his terms#and then karlach he cant touch. so all hes got is gale who i imagine is jazzed about getting a hug#or a congratulatory pat on the back whenever he does a spell real good or informs Ronan about some magic bullshit he doesnt understand#ronans got serveral stick figure drawings lamenting not being able to give his barbarian pal a hearty embrace#sad dragon man#bg3
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