#“FIRE FIRE” BITCH WHERE?????
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I have a love-hate relationship with my fire alarm. mf is too loud to be going off at 3 am. for no reason.
#WE HAVE CHECKED THE ENTIRE BUILDING#NOTHING#NOT A THING#WE DIDNT LEAVE THE STOVE ON#THE DRYER ISNT EXPLODING#THERE IS NOTHING MF IS JUST BEING LOUD#“FIRE FIRE” BITCH WHERE?????#let me sleep
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regret
#literally excuse the shitty anatomy and cell shading i was thinking abt chuuyas reaction to what he'd done and i decided to make it skk#bc skk copium :')#the way i've hated dazai so fucking much but i still cried like a bitch when he died#he's not dead the bsd fandom has this phase like the elevator chapter where we're like ''dazai's not gonna make it he's done for!!''#and then he comes back next chapter like surprise bitches yall thought i was dead lmao#this chapter fucking HURT for skk shippers tho like we rly lost this time around huh#deluding myself into thinking that chuuya used gravity manipulation to slow the bullet#bc we didn't see a bullet hole behind dazais head like when chuuya shot his shoulder even though the bullet to his skull was fired at close#the reason theres a wound is bc the compressed air that was still fired was enough to wound him#and the shock wave that followed caused him to pass out bc of the sudden tension to his head intermingled with the blood loss and poison#we also know dazai can control his heart rate at will so maybe he can drop his pulse to zero for like thirty secs#enough to make fyodor believe he's dead#in the event that all of this is untrue and dazai rly does die the way my entire being will go numb and cold and dead#knowing that fyodor will most likely use dazai's death as a weapon against chuuya effectively chaining him to his side#like bffr chuuya may dislike dazai but that's his partner his reflection the boy that makes him desperately want to be human#dazai is the embodiment of chuuyas humanity and once chuuya loses that tether to his human side he will snap and the facade will shatter#and we will truly see chuuya unhinged with nothing more keeping him bound to his mortal shell#this wasn't the skk reunion we wanted asigiri what the fuck :(#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#skk#soukoku#lotus draws
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imagining this very funny totally amusing bit where dust (despite having a lot of pockets) makes horror carry a lighter for him (only because he can't be bothered to remember to bring one on him all the time) and horror keeps it in his head
but horror's a dick so everytime dust wants to smoke and he needs a light horror's always like "whats the password :3" (he actually said the emoticon i was the quotation marks) and dust has to guess. because horror changes it every time. and its never something predictable. and then he either just totally gives up on that cig or he has to forcefully dig into horror's head to get the lighter because horror's being a PRICK
now dust is shoulder deep into horror's eyesocket while horror is clawing and screaming and killer's just standing there behind them watching this unfold with that fuckass smile on his face (he can't get this type of entertainment anywhere else)
#bonus: this means that horror could theoretically breathe fire#like the world's shittiest magician!!!! he would need a shitton of fuel tho to get a big flame#peak mtt interactions i believe. knowledge of canon is only to make more ridiculous scenarios realistic#killer worlds best bystander to dust and horror's bullshit. he sees something he says NOTHING#erm well technically! the eye goop would get in the way of his vision so he actually doesn't see anything either! alright wrap it up pal#i COULD make this into a comic but i simply have larger priorities rn i cant (tweaking out over hw still)#horror if you were just less of a bitch maybe you wouldnt be in this situation#but it's the matter of the principle he says. dust has to guess the password he says. well who's complaining when dust is in your skull huh#this too counts as horrordust beefing. because you'd think that horror would just give the lighter to dust#but unfortunately this was posted by me (triglycercule) and i will have no such thing as bear horror on this account#dust would wear cargo shorts he would wear a cargo vest he'd have a belt with pockets he'd have secret shoe pockets he IS a pocket#why wouldnt dust just keep the lighter on him!!! CMON he's mellowed out since his dusttale days!! the human is dead so now he can be lazier#not lazy enough that he can couch rot for 3 weeks straight (he needs to stay SOMEWHAT active (force of habit))#but lazy enough where if he has a living purse then he will use said purse for its pursing purpose#horror's head doesnt even have enough space for dust to fit his arm in wtf. improper use of eye socket ahh 😭😭#tricule rant#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au#THEYRE SO SILLY MTT MY SILLY GOOFS!!!! a rare moment where they beef but it has nothing to do with their lore/backstories
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okay so in french baguette means wand/rod and it’s not solely used for bread like in english
but even so seeing red call it his ice baguette makes me cry laugh
#the fire rod is la baguette de feu#I’ve been comparing the French and English versions#and BOY#DO I HAVE COMMENTS ABOUT IT#the English one went really gay#like#REALLY gay#i can see why everyone bitches about it now 😂#star got the Spanish one and we’ve been going through them all#shadow link is link noir#but man they made vio into such a french asshole#he goes ‘pfuuuu’ all the time 😂#loz#four swords#red link#four swords manga#i feel like the English translation took the route of vio being like ‘I’m different than all the other links’#and the French one went ‘im literally better than all of you you guys fucking SUCK later losers’#but also the English one took out a lot of foreshadowing and for what?????#im also having a hard time with this version of français#i was raised with apparently a unique version of quebecois#they also switch between green and vert for green#it’s interesting#at one part where they think green is dead for the first time#blue just goes ‘NOOOOOOON GREEEEEEN’#and it took me a second cause I was like sooooomething ain’t right here
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There's only one person I truly hate with all my being
#and its some random bitch from the internet#fuck you jackal#talking about how I started hating him would require TRIGGER WARNINGS.#he almost made me fail my freshman ELA class because I had to spend all hour comforting my friends who he hurt#then all was forgiven because “he's a kid! he can change!” i never forgave him and he never truly changed#he tried to tell lies about me to my friends#and. for context. this was on discord#it was a community where I was one of the 3 pillars of it. and I'm close with the other 2.#me C and H were the people people wanted to be friends with. or wanted to *be*. we were the top 3 of everyone! and im not being conceded.#twas a small community#I was known for being skilled! but also. people thought I was kind. (some people thought I was bossy because I was kinda strict)#< (strict being I don't tolerate bullying or slurs at any capacity.#but so. when Jackal lied to H. H knew it was bullshit.#anyways Jackal stuck around somehow even tho everyone KNEW. The Jackal Situation was an ARC in that server.#anyways C made Jackal a mod over a year later bc la-de-da-de-da people can change~ and he wasn't a dick. for about 5 minutes.#he got fired today and i was fucking ECSTATIC#I hate him#he thinks hes hot shit. he's hot garbage is what he is#he's so tone deaf and abused power constantly#i never stepped in because I have such a strong hatred that i can never be fair to him again#im permanently against him. he'll never ever gain any respect from me.#he lied. he baited us. he made my friends spend so many sleepless nights crying. he tried to make them die by saying theyd go together.#i saw through it.#anyways I like to believe I have a good judge of character bc he always made me uneasy#he gifted me nitro and was polite before baiting us. but i was like. ehhhh. what's wrong w him?#anyways he's a pissed off bastard now#anyways heres some previous life drama hooray
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hey just wanted to say that ive been OB-FUCKING-SESSED with your vulpes x courier comics, it has been giving me immense amounts of life thank you for your service
Aww you’re welcome, it has been fun drawing nsfw content for the first time :)) ❤️
#ask#I’m honestly surprised nobody has attacked me for picking Vulpes instead of a morally good character for Rico#Vulpes haters where are you#well anyway I didn’t want to romanticize a toxic relationship#in fact their relation is not toxic#Vulpes is toxic to himself#he never knew love and doesn’t know much about it#Rico is playing with him#he’s experimenting#but in the end he might have fallen for him#just a little#you’re right tho#he’s playing with fire and might get burnt#my fault here#I like to spice things up#tbh in my head I’ve build up a redemption arc for Vulps#I’m seeing the whole picture and makes sense to me#because love hurts when you’re an evil son of a bitch#my headcanons
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Me when I finally got to see Daemon fucking Targaryen this episode:
#LIKE BITCH WHERE WERE YOU ALL SEASON#THAT'S THE DAEMON I KNOW#house of the dragon#fire and blood#george rr martin#daemon targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#alys rivers#viserys targaryen#beala targaryen#rhaena targaryen#laena velaryon#lucerys velaryon#jacaerys targaryen#joffrey velaryon#aegon targaryen#aemond targaryen#helaena targaryen#jaehaerys targaryen#corlys velaryon#rhaenys targaryen#alicent hightower#otto hightower#laenor velaryon#gwayne hightower#criston cole#game of thrones#a song of ice and fire#hopestrope
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We are in the presence of true gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss royalty folks
#fairy tail#fairy tail edit#minerva orland#fairy tail minerva#ft minerva#phoenix edit#man ngl despite *waves vaguely at everything she did in the naval battle*#she did look good doin it#elbow gloves with the swimsuit? thats fire ngl#also on another not when i was lookin for screenshots i got jumpscared by screencaps of her after tartarus#where they took her makeup. her swag. her personality. her bitches 😔
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TG stans coping with S2E4 is so funny.
“It’s out of character!!! Book Aemond would never!!!” They cry about a dude who was canonically a psychopathic kinslayer that responded to Aegon’s near death by declaring that the crown fit him better anyway.
#‘book Aemond and Aegon were so close!!!’ bitch where??😂#fire and blood#hotd season 2#hotd spoilers#aemond targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#anti team green
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oh goodie here we go
#datv: is in development for 10 years bc of huge delays changes in direction walk outs and tens of employees being fired#some dude: this surely is the fault of the lgbt#i'm always wondering where the fuck have these bitches have been bc dragonn age has always been GAY AS FUCK 😭#.txt
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i have.... no words for how this is making me feel rn.
#carly lb chicago fire#chicago fire#kelly severide#stella kidd#stellaride#6x12#that split second where her face lights up when she spots him before going into instant panic oh i'm sick#OH I'M SIIIIIIIIICCCCKKK#i can actually feel the chemicals going off in my brain like a nuclear bomb completely evaporating everything in it's wake#GOD AND MATT TOO JFC#he was SO fucking worried oh my goddd his face watching the whole time#GOD I LIVE OFF THIS KIND OF SHIT#SUCH A DELICIOUS FUCKING SCENE#I GOBBLED THAT BITCH UUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
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“oh the gods are bad the gods are bad” i actually realized i dont give a fuck. crazy concept i actually realized i do not give a fuck lmaooo. people have lived not liking or worshipping the gods for so many fucking years its actually CRAZY like people honestly just go about their day to day lives. they believe or they don't! big whoop! they just care about the price of milk and if the world isn't ending!!
#average exandrian citizen here with the weather report: it is raining fire which i don't like and eggs are 9$ a pack. pls fix this first#where will i go when i die? don't care! hopefully not the hells! i don't worship but my friend does and that makes them happy.#but none of us like corrupt chruch officials! lets take them down#but first i want to enjoy my weekend off from working in the fields because again; i am a NORMAL CITIZEN WITH NORMAL PROBLEMS#can we just agree we need to stop ludinas and end the fucking squabbling? STAY AWAY FROM A DIVINITY DEBATE.#its interesting but not the time! every time we indulge it again its counter productive#obviously i am loving this and having so much fun and am super into the choices the players are making! they're doing a fantastic job#i'm just being a bitch lmao#critical role#cr spoilers#bells hells#campaign 3#cr3#andis thought geyser
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There's a special kind of let down when you read a really interesting insight which suddenly ventures into "in capitalism" territory and you - a citizen of a country still dealing with economic, sociological, political and cultural fallouts of socialism - just sit there torn between pure depression and convincing yourself it's good people believe there's a simple solution to structural problems.
Just. I really, really, really need tumblr leftists to get one thing into their heads: the main value in communism is NOT human rights - it's WORK. I know, I know, your concept of socialism and communism relies on what's essentially a social democrat welfare state - which I'm a strong supporter of. But this weird idea that capitalism is the only, single cancer of an ideology that became dominant purely because bad people all agreed to make it dominant that's against everyone just living happy and doing what they want, and that views some people as more "valuable" than others then YOU'RE JUST PLAIN FUCKING WRONG. Real, historical communism wasn't bragging about the way it looks after the citizens unlike capitalism, only that in communism resources go to people who DESERVE it - I.e. workers, not owners. and of course the communist party members who totally weren't de facto owning the resources and were totally democratically elected and anyway they deserved it by the grace of their fervent faith in the cause.
Like, to give you an idea. A lot USAmericans are basically economically forced to join the army - and that's fucked up. But you know what was happening to all men (what? genderism? in my socialism?) who finished school and didn't immediately get a job or a spot in a uni (depending on their finals results elitism much?) in soviet satellite states? You guessed it - the army. Not because they had nowhere else to go but because the other place to go was prison.
#bitch we had workers strikes demanding other workers get fired how is that not a symptom of structural problems to you#and no i'm not a fan of purely commercial approach to art but if you think there wasn't pure crap in communism think again#fatphobia and ableism are only possible in capitalism- [thinks of that cartoon where slender worker kicks the living shit of a fat rich guy#and yes being fat was equated with being rich as was enjoying sex#and yes of course there was so much representation of disabled bodies in socialist realism yup. yes. so much.]#just ranting#tw: negativity#again I'M NOT A FAN OF CURRENT STAGE OF CAPITALISM#i'm just not naive enough to think it's the only economical frame that#that's fundamentally flawed
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papyrus undertale
SUBMISSION RULES
THE SINS
#“wheres the none/innocent option” well hes going so why have it#also i think the innocent option is annoying#everyones guilty of these sins bitch lets get you some fire emoji#sin poll#undertale#papyrus#papyrus the skeleton#undertale papyrus#ut papyrus#ut#papyrus undertale#papyrus ut
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time for me to leave a hot take here, without further (much) explanation:
i really hate that the show made gendry calling arya "m'lady" a romantic/pet name thing.
if my memory serves me right, the both times that gendry called arya "m'lady" in the books, one was when gendry was practically shitting himself in fear after discovering that arya was in fact a noble, when he had been treating her as any other commoner. and the second time was at the peach where gendry was angry at arya and lashing out at her because he got reminded of their differences in social standing; neither sounds very romantic to me, but maybe it's just me being miserable as always.
#also i really hate the “rich girl” comment because it was the catalyst#of all of those fics where dirty poor old gendry puts rich privileged arya in her right place#and what i get is that most of those authors want the reader to think “what a stupid and conceited bitch arya is”#and yes we are talking about the same arya that lived in the streets until her father's death#and the same arya that once was disabled and a beggar in the show#while homeboy gendry was the owner of his own smithy back in king's landing and he was successfull at it#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#house stark#arya stark#gendry#gendrya#arya x gendry#gendry x arya
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I was having such a good time watching Season 21 that for a moment I lived in a world where Resurrection of the Daleks didn’t exist and all good things didn’t have to come to an end.
#ahhhhhhhhh I don’t want to say goodbye to teeeeegaaaaannnn#that bossy lesbian with a snake in her head was one of the things that got me through my first term at university#I’ve gotten emotionally attached to her :(#I don’t think I could cope emotionally with watching her leave#AND THEN I HAVE TO WATCH PLANET OF FIRE NOOOO#TURLOUGH YOU’RE SUCH A SNARKY LITTLE BITCH DON’T GO BACK TO TRION#and then there’s caves of androxani :((#I’ve seen it before so I think I’ll be fine#but then again the first time I watched it I had not watched the entire fifth doctor tv run and also listened to several audio dramas#+ a book#and also just having seen all of the other companions leave#so I don’t know how I’ll cope with it a second time#also because I’m a completionist I might have to watch the twin dilemma#again#I watched it once after aforementioned caves of androzani showing out of a morbid curiosity#and it feels like if I watch one again it’s right to watch the other#but also. it’s the twin dilemma.#can I just skip straight to season 22#which frankly won’t be much better but I’ve kind of committed to watching all of 80s who by this point#and I should form my own opinions#but I have the feeling I’m not going to enjoy it#I’ll also probably spend the whole time going :( where tegan :(#doctor who#fifth doctor#tegan jovanka#vislor turlough#@ Lois this is my planet of the spiders
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