#“Can I call you Elias?”

[abyssal-cryptid]

I maybe shouldnt be listening to MAG 101 at 2am but this is one of my favorite episodes as well. I love Nikola in the pre-statement section. I love her voice so much. Michael and Helen are one of the most interesting avatars ever. I adore them. I need to draw them.

[humanoid-encounter]

I did something

[starflungwaddledee]

Gimme that GOOD shit girlie 💅✨ (Starstruck x Galacta knight)

✧˖°. give up what you love, before it does you in .°˖✧

[turtlemurmurs]

tfw your boss follows you on your honeymoon/afterlife

[subparcarrion]

wish I had the confidence to pull up to the function in Elias cosplay unprompted.

[gabriel-rorke]

I feel a rant bubbling up... its overflowing in my cauldron rn actually

I genuinely hate hate hate it when people js completely oversexualize EVERYTHING. it feels like in today's media, you cant enjoy media without some freak js completely sexualizing the entire thing- THID DOES NOT mean when someone rights a little fan fiction or makes a little bit of odd art- I'm guilty of it myself, but what really grinds my gears is when someone js completely ONLY thinks of a character as a sex object for them and completely takes the personality out of the character, no, Stacy, Rorke isn't some weird fucking sex maniac who kidnapped logan for pleasure and wants to raw dog your oc 24/7 he's doing his job and has no dick and no balls and is probably asexual. I genuinely miss when people were funny and creative. Untargeted bc I see it so much- ( this post excludes jokes abt sexualizing a character btw, I'm also gulity of that)

*untargeted mic drop, nu metal hand thing*

[tenwhiteandalusians]

is episode 8 the domitian arc ? more on this and EVEN MORE narratives i’ve been ignoring that the show said “actually,,,” about in 5

[gunnrblze]

Do you think the older ghost men would let you suck them off despite ED or have their parts zapped👀? Maybe letting you finger them making them throb and fulfill their partners need for a little oral fixation??

Idk if I'm getting any where Pookie but this has been on my mind

Oh me oh my. Tbh I think they probably would with ED, entertain your little oral fixation need, whether it results in them being able to get it up/finish or not.

Howeva…with fed Rorke and his mangled peen, I feel like he definitely wouldn’t let anyone touch him there, and honestly after all he went through in general, I kind of imagine that he’d forgo sexual contact of any kind, like he’d just kinda be done with it? Idk because what’s left of him down there after they zapped the fuck outta him is probably painful to deal with and just non functional…

So all in all…if they can’t get it up, I think they’d probably indulge you unless it’s commander rorke we’re talking 👀

[throwawayasoiafaccount]

Op… you make a lot of interesting claims in this post. To get the facts straight before I go on a rant… 1) George claims that Rhaegar was a love struck prince 2) the books don’t mention anything about any marriages being annulled/anyone being set aside 3) seems like Dorne has no issue with Rhaegar and 4) Ned literally never thinks anything bad about Rhaegar… but thinks ill of Robert.

First off, a man trapped in a duty bound marriage and finding love outside that marriage is completely different from a whoremonger shouting about his love while visiting brothels whenever he could. And guess what… Ned straight up thinks that Rhaegar didn’t seem like someone who’d visit brothels. Robert and Rhaegar couldn’t be any more different.

And when did Lyanna want to be wild and free? When is it ever said that Rhaegar locked her in the tower of joy and that Lyanna was a prisoner?

Ned never even alludes to there being any truth in any of these claims. What we do know is that Lyanna greatly resembles Arya in looks and personality… and Arya wants to be a high septon and kings counselor, meaning Arya wants to have a position of power and not be reduced to a baby making machine. Going off of that… it seems like Lyanna didn’t want to be “wild and free,” she just wanted to be treated with respect. The only reason Arya is even treated like she’s wild is because she doesn’t conform to the Westerosi standards for highborn women.

And of course she’d feel miserable when she heard Aerys killed her brother and father. Aerys. Not Rhaegar. I wouldn’t even be surprised if she felt guilt about what happened, but in the end it was Aerys who brutally killed them. And then Rhaegar goes to protect his family and dies, and then Rhaegar’s family is brutally killed and then Lyanna dies. George did claim that the greatest love stories are the tragedies (i may be misremembering but i know he said something along the lines of that lmao).

Op, you claim that Rhaelyas love would’ve died after getting news of the Starks deaths, and then you try to suggest that Rhaegar may have been keeping Lyanna isolated from news in Dorne… like please pick a story to go with! And Rhaelyas love dying or Lyanna not being kept updated on what was going on outside of Dorne just doesn’t seem to be true. When reading Neds chapters, it seems like Lyanna was fully aware of what happened to Rhaegar’s children and Elia… as Lyanna pleaded with Ned like how Sansa pleaded with Ned to not kill Lady (hope i’m not misremembering here lol). And Rhaegar dying with a woman’s name on his lips (likely Lyanna’s name) and Lyanna clutching a winter rose (this may just be symbolism for baby Jon tbh) until she passed away seems to contradict your belief that their love died.

Also, where are you getting the “Rhaegar would suggest to set aside his kids and wife to marry Lyanna” from? The show? You mention how Lyanna would not be okay with this, and I agree that Lyanna would never be fine with setting Elia and Elia’s children aside. But even thinking that Rhaegar would ever even suggest setting aside Elia and his children is bonkers. Like seriously… there was so much tension between Aerys and Rhaegar that the Royal court was said to have begun looking like the situation before the Dance of the Dragons. And Dorne was Rhaegar’s greatest support! Why would it make any sense for him to annul his marriage with Elia? And please remember that during the sack Rhaenys hid under her fathers bed. The text supports him loving his kids/his child who wasn’t a baby seeking to be protected by him so why would he endanger them and their positions? (and no, disappearing with Lyanna for awhile isn’t him endangering his family. Aerys was the one who endangered his family (hot take brandon was the one who endangered the starks like wth was he thinking???). and tbh it seems like Aerys knew exactly where to find Rhaegar so did Rhaegar and Lyanna even disappear? or were they just keeping their location a secret from the rebels? the rebels who ended up killing Rhaegar’s family?)

I will say that how op first started to characterize Lyanna is something I agree with, her being principled, noble, honorable, and just with a sensitive side seems to be true, but then op goes on to continue to claim that Lyanna was wild and that she had little regard as to how other people perceived her. There’s no reason for us to believe that she didn’t care about what others thought of her or that she was wild and wanted freedom more than anything, it just seems like she dared to tread away from what was expected of Westerosi highborn women and that she didn’t want to be married to Robert. And guess what… Robert ended up being an abuser! *gasp* Lyanna dear… you clocked Robert right away.

And seriously… how does any of what op mentioned back up their claim that Lyanna would never resign herself to the position of a mistress? Is being a mistress/paramour really that bad? Does it truly seem like Lyanna would look down on those women? Her mini me Arya doesn’t look down on the courtesans of Braavos who occupy a similar position as mistresses in society. And it seems like plenty of noblewomen have been mistresses in the past and they are still as respected as a woman can be in Westerosi society. Missy Blackwood and Elaena Targaryen are right there. And Op, if Lyanna was Rhaegar’s mistress, why would you think that Lyanna couldn’t have been happy? Are we going to doubt Ellarias happiness and her love of Oberyn because they weren’t married? Should I doubt Rhaenyra and Harwins happiness because Rhaenyra was married to Laenor? Rhaegar and Elias marriage was not a love match. And if Rhaegar and Lyanna did marry… ever wonder if polygamy was introduced as a Valyrian practice by George to hint at Rhaegar taking a second wife? Should I now doubt Rhaenys and Aegons happiness and love because Rhaenys was Aegons second wife?

Now can we please stop acting like two people married due to duty have any reason to love each other? Nedcat seems to be an exception in Westeros. Lyanna and Rhaegar falling in love isn’t ruining Elia and Rhaegar’s marriage when love wasn’t there in the first place.

haha my whole post is a bit messy i just wanted to get my thoughts out :)

fuckkkk i want to tag more (my tags are a mess lmao no i’ve not gone through them and no they will not make any sense)

[badolmen]

I can fix him*

*bad writing, underutilized gameplay mechanics, characters with unfulfilled potential, funded by bootlickers

[pokemonruby]

I'M ACTUALLY LOSING MY SHIT, MY FIRST SR HUNT EVER AND I GOT IT SEVERELY BELOW ODDS. AND IT'S THE ONE I WANTED THE MOST OUT OF THE THREE. OH MY GOD. I'M FUCKING HYPERVENTILATING

[elias-magnusnt]

uh- Elias?

i have... quite an unconventional favor to ask, but.

the institute is still hiring, yes? i htink i know someone who might be interested in a job?

-@not-qualified-for-your-bull

Yes, especially since we lost- hm.

I do appreciate employee recommendations, especially from someone with as much sense as you. I'll send a message down to HR, alright?

[theood]

I think every single issue I have and have faced is explained by the fact I was cursed when I died as a wolf to be human and that I'm never going to get to be what I'm supposed to be again because I can never atone for whatever I did

[maidfrin]

im a little. nikola is so . i dont even know. she goes "elias? can i call you elias" and says that each time she says his name. she talks about nothing but skin and how to care for it and keep it healthy for THREE HOURS. shes. so goofy???? she just does things that are more fun when she could instead just not have to do that and still get what she wants she is so strange and i believe shes a mannequin?

she's literally so funny she's so. funny. yes she is a mannequin she has a stolen voicebox and can disguise herself as human with stolen skin<3 and she's dressed like a ringmaster . i love when women are funny sillyyy

[archivegoblin]

Results from round 1 were put into a randomizer and will be facing off in groups of 2. Winner from each poll will be lumped into 1 poll for round 3 (which will be the final round) Check #tma knife fight to find the other 4 polls :)

[raven-foul]

s5 had very few JE moments (i froth at the mouth thinking about what could have been) but MAN the fact that they did a statement together?!??!?! even though jonah was overloaded by the eye?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! still rocks me to my CORE.

no literally! if jonny sims didn't want me to believe that there was a black thread of fate connecting jon and elias then why would he give us such delicious breadcrumbs like that one...s5 jonelias really just makes me sooo wistful because the bones of a true je ending were there and i'll stand by that.

there's a couple different ways that i think it could've gone but i know deep in my heart that what i really wanted was for them to pull a hannigram and fall off the cliff together...and i won't even say that this is an implausible ending because they always made it clear that tma wouldn't really have a happy ending (esp after jon started the apocalypse and all) and leading up to s5 they made it clear that jon was close to spiraling out of control with his statement-addiction (helped by his ties to the web) and also playing heavily into elias' manipulations (like in mag158...elias was literally SO smug in that episode and jon was so compliant. maybe just because he wanted to save martin but honestly if i heard my evil boss be like …my you have grown. a masterpiece, isn’t it? i wouldnt just be like yeah. it is) (that's not true i probably would. if i were gay for my evil boss)