#“Buy buy buy” how about die die die
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"TRUE _____ stories!" And it's so obvious the 'encounter' is as fake as pleather. Like what do you MEAN you somehow remember a conversation you had with someone word-for-word 5 years ago right before your alien encounter???? I'm about to unfollow all of the "true stories" youtubers because of this. I think it's pretty easy to tell a fake story from a real one (how descriptive they're being for EVERYTHING, somehow remembering little details, super obvious contradictions, ect)
#rant#its so petty but it gets under my skin so bad#TRUE stories is what you're advertising#not to mention all of these fuckers are plopping ads in their videos now I PAY PRENIUM TO AVOID ADS#ADS ADS ADS#I'm so fucking sick of ads being shoved in my face all the goddamn time#Ads out of anything need to be banned#I swear to fucking god they make up 70% of all media#STOP WITH THE BLOODY FUCKING ADVERTISEMENTS NOBODY HAS MONEY TO BUY YOUR SNAKE OIL ANYMORE#“Buy buy buy” how about die die die#On the radio on the TV on youtube videos everywhere online and adblocker's doing a shit job lately
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#im lazy as hell#4 boxes in i lost my mind hahaha#megastar#im rewatching g1#ill draw better latee trust me#i just need to learn how to draw#hes supposed to be kissing the gun i uhhhh couldnt portray that so take my word for it#maccadam#transformers#anyways how yall nerds doing? i found my megatron figurine that survived getting ran over by a car. hes on my desk now.#anyways on the topic of g1 WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE TWO????#you ever see some shit like damn i hope you two die together#they give me secondhand cringe. head in hands i cant be near these deranged mfs#5 years ago ppl tried to pressure me away from this ship lmao#megatron#starscream#dawg im being ran through by my workload.#wanna hear another very real problem i have? so im a starscream fan since i was like 7. always a ss fan#and one time when i was a teen my mom accidentally ran over my megatron toy with her car so i begged my parents for a model kit#ss was out of stock for years so i got tc. i bought that for $24 and it was all chill#recently i was thinking i want the entire dumbass squad. all 3. i checked the price#$58??? MINIMUM???? AVG PRICE IS 70???? for HIM???#so what i need yall to do is i need a recs so i can infiltrate hasbro and character assassinate ss so bad the merch price drops back to $30#for the small cost of 20 rec letters i promise to destroy the franchise. how about it? then we can all get merch for better prices. cool!#or we can start a gofund me and raise millions so i can become an investor and tell them to lower prices from outside the club#maybe i should email the board. some shit like hey i was planning on having kids but i cant if the toys cost as much as the hospital bill#can you lower the prices so i can buy my future kids toys so i can indoctrinate them like my dad indoctrinated me to become a lifelong fan#sincerely. two generations of TF fans (your franchise isnt that old yet and i hope my kids can afford to be the third gen)
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Already trying to figure out how to draw the NPCs— starting with a handful of the children I expect we’re going to be seeing again. I’m excited to see how much my designs for them change as we go along!
#considering previous seasons I’m so excited to see how the dang kids get severely traumatized#not committing to any colors outside of Bibi’s blue— both for her name and bow#~~post cancelled i think the bow is pink~~#Bibi has a unibrow since that’s what it looks like on the cover art and i think she’d be able to make it work rn#i just saw a picture of Bibi that wasn’t my super crunched quality close up i think I’m gonna let myself die now#gonna redraw her for my own personal redemption#Milton is Milton. He sucks but tbh i like him#Hermie started weird too i believe in a Milton redemption arc /J#… /hj#Molly is uncertain— i wanted her to be punk but she’s like 12 so she’s like.#a 13 year old under the thumb of her parents trying to be punk when she can’t even buy her own clothes#I want Timmy to look the most like his mother out of all of the kids#anyways Timmy about to lose his bed privileges#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads spoilers#dndads season 3#the Peachyville horror#the Peachyville horror spoilers#Britannia Blue#Milton Grammar#Molly MacArthur#Timmy Trout
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seeing non-black people critique rick's portrayal of black characters is interesting sometimes. only like 30% of the critiques I see make any sense to me to be honest
#“rick made carter be an elvis presley fan that's fucked up!” is a real thing I just read#do you think black people can't enjoy elvis even though he appropriated black culture for personal gain#boy you would not like what I have to tell you about eminem. or kpop. or anything else bc black culture has been#appropriated by like everyone forever. are black people not allowed to enjoy iggy or ariana or billie or [the list goes on]#I myself am not biracial but I /mostly/ like carter and sadie (specifically carter who isn't white-passing) as black representation#the part where carter feels indignant that he has to hold himself to a higher standard because the world is harsher on black boys#did genuinely resonate with me when I first read that part as a child and it still does to this day#can we talk about how rick knows nothing about black hair instead#or how hazel is from the jim crow era and seems to not have one single thought about race in the modern era#or hazel's horror over the amazons keeping slaves but “no they're not slaves they just like it that way 🥰”#my problems with hazel are not at all about stereotypes I just don't buy her as an authentic portrayal of a black girl from the 1930s#don't get me started on beckendorf. does every black character need to die a violent horrible death rick#anyways this isn't intended to make anyone feel bad but we need more meaningful nuance in critiques beyond “hey that's a stereotype! bad!”#if you can't discern and communicate WHY it's bad then you're not saying anything of substance#is it a caricature? is it uninformed/underresearched? are all the characters from that group being represented in that way?#is the stereotype itself a degradation of that group? is it being played for laughs? is the character a one-dimensional stereotype?#what can we glean about the biases of the author/narrative and their worldview through their portrayal of certain groups in the text?#a big part of literary analysis and critique is not only pointing out The Thing. you need to also say something about The Thing#like if you have a black character say they like hiphop then sure it's a “stereotype”. but lots of black people do like hiphop#it's an important part of black american culture and portraying that in media isn't racist by default#and in fact lots of poc keep parts of themselves quiet for fear of being perceived as a “stereotype” when we shouldn't have to do that#BUT if you're doing it like jonah wizard was written in the 39 clues then that's where we've got a problem bc wtf was that rick#that was so racist oh my god I was like 11 years old reading that 😭 and then he had the white mc poke fun at him for being a gangster#and him being a “gangsta” was always played for laughs throughout the story#not being pro-rick here as I'm a big fan of critical riordan reading just being pro-thoughtful critiques because some of you guys actually#sound a wee bit ignorant when saying things like what was mentioned in the first tag#baye.txt#pjo hoo toa#rr crit#<- tagging that just for. well the tags basically
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I hate how society is so fat phobic that people will question why someone with t2 diabetes needs a medication to control blood sugar more than their need to lose weight. Like maybe, just maybe, having an uncontrolled blood sugar of 300 is just a little more dangerous than you potentially having health problems years down the line. One is decidedly more dangerous.
#someone posted about weight loss patients buying up all the stock of a critically under supplied med for t2 diabetes#and people came out from under the rug screaming about how they must want fat people to die of future health problems#maybe they just want to prevent people from having dangerous health effects from uncontrolled blood sugar
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I saw a "Yttd hot takes" post yesterday and it actually tickles my brain a bit how the majority of responses are not hot takes at all and mostly boil down to not caring for/hating Midori and saying that he's not deep or interesting at all and very surface level, thinking soushin is "proship" and if you like it you're probably an abuser irl or that you're ""romanticising"" abuse (that word needs to be put on the highest possible shelf btw) if you interpret it as romantic and that the greenblings reveal sucks because somehow it means that Sou and Kanna aren't found family anymore. There's having hot takes and then there's misunderstanding characters/dynamics and spouting the same dangerous bs all fandoms do, and 95% of the responses leaned heavily towards the latter options.
I have opinions on that greenblings take, but those soushin and Midori takes are something else and by that I mean not at all. Like, I'm sorry, but if your "hot take" doesn't oppose the general consensus of the fandom you're in, it's not a hot take. You're serving me white rice with unseasoned chicken and bland curry and I call that false advertising.
#yttd#your turn to die#i'm actually a lot more amused than mad cuz it's comically silly#how do you think “i don't care for this character and its main relationships at all and can't find anything worth analysing or interesting-#-so fans of this character are just reaching cuz there's nothing there tbh" and not connect the dots XD yeah gee golly i wonder why that is#this is just classic yttd twitter being yttd twitter so it's nothing surprising but c'mon at least give me something actually spicy#i want to hear opinions that are not just the same “x character/ship is overrated/mid/underrated” over and over again#give me something that challenges a popular headcanon without bastardising the character to do it#highlight a legit issue in the fandom that barely anyone talks about cuz they all buy into it#i deadass need someone to be like “i actually ship keisara and think it fits the characters and their personalities” or something like that#regardless of if i agree or not i can respect someone saying that with their whole chest in a fandom as puritanical and antiship as yttd's#well the temperature of that take changes depending on where you say it but i'm talking about the western side of the fandom specifically#if your hot take doesn't make people wanna crucify you then what's the point#momento rambles
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i think i haven't been this alone in my whole life, wow, like i think this is the year that i do it, i just need to figure out how
#i keep forgetting my meds sort of in an attempt to make em last bc i am Running Out#and don't have any more money so i can't buy em rn#and boy oh boy is my mental health taking a turn for the worst!#i wanna erase my whole online identity and then die#like for real die#even if i deleted my tumblr my fansly and my discord like#how many ppl who supposedly care about me would notice?#none#they don't even notice me when i try to reach out#like I'm here actively asking for help bc i cant take it#and they ignore me#while i never did#it hurts to see the ppl you were there for at their worst act like you don't exist#and ignore you when you actually need them#so why try#i should just end things#they won't have to purposefully ignore me anymore#and i won't be in pain ever again#win win#ignore me I'm suicidal and considering so many extremes#none of u can help me#and the ones who could won't#so whateverrrrr#delete later
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talking with my brother and he was like ‘lmao what if they juiced magneto- just a bottle of magneto essence’ like bro i dont think we’re thinking the same thing when you say all that
#do i tag this nsft. well its there now just in case fjWPDNSKSK#snap chats#yeah what IF they juiced magneto… milked him even ILL STOP I HAVE TO GO#‘snap how the hell does this even get brought up’ ok let me explain#we were talking about My Rivals Addiction and were trying to justify buying a ps5 for games other than rivals#and i was like ‘ok well we habe like two months before the battlepass changes’ cause King Magnus right#and my brothers like ‘youre gonna buy it AGAIN’ and IM like ‘its just $10 thats the same amount as my drink- and i DRINK that thats GONE.’#magneto forever right and THEEN my brother was like ‘yeah you cant drink magneto i guess’#girl a bitch wishes he could !!! but i cant so guess ill die#or drink my pear whiskey thing idk. i said i wasnt going to spend money this month and i guess i reallt shouldnt djWOWND#LAST ONE FOR THE MONTH I SWEAR. just need one after this week..#my father would say thats irresponsible and he right…. so ill wait until st pattys sPEJSK#to be less insane my brother and i agree Magneto Juice would probably taste like nickels 💀💀💀 prob not worse than what i drink anyway tbh…#nickels and like. a wet leather wallet. thats what i imagine magneto would taste like if you threw him in a blender roOWSNSKS
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Oh I found another one!! God I love the sheer volume of content in this game!!! This is so exciting!! I love that there's always another thing, another person to find and meet—Wow! Just bravo supergiant games!! 😚😚😚
#Hades#Hades 2#Hades Game#Hades 2 Spoilers#Melinoe#Melinoë#buns.hades#Circe#Hades Circe#lmao so I lowered the rec settings to save some space#and I was able to cut the size by 50% and the quality is frankly VERY close to my original recordings#but i am…… going back to the og settings….#my pride cannot handle that slight hitch when she dashes…..#it shouldn't even matter seeing how tumblr butchers my HQ recordings and makes them lower quality anyways#but the smoooothhnnessss of the movement-- i can't give it up!!!!#god i need to buy a new hard drive just to have enough space…#every half hour recording is about 12 GBs of size....#and yes i am likely to die real soon xD met the mini boss for the first time and it did not go well...
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totally unrelated to anything ever but somebody from my country is selling the great comet cd and it doesn't really cost much and i think i want it
#now that i have a cd player i want to start collecting cds again#and i just NEED the great comet in my collection#because we all know my taste in music is amazing#it's either weird emo band from ohio and their songs about wanting to die#or weird broadway musical about 19th century russia composed by dave malloy#there is absolutely nothing in between#well now that i think about it my favourite song from the great comet starts with the words “is this how i die?”#so yeah that makes perfect sense#anyway#think i'm gonna buy it#(and yes it's obc album i know nobody asked but)#(there are two albums and i like the older one better because of dave and phillipa but it doesn't have dust and ashes)#(and i would die for dust and ashes)#shut up poppy#SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE GREAT COMET WILL YOU EVER FUCKING STOP DHEHEH3H3JHRJRJR#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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and then no one said anything about the fact that if i watched ONE MORE episode tenax pulls a "i'm not angry i'm just disappointed i'm hurt" about scorpus signing with the white faction.
#do you see the vision here <- guy who has a watch rate of one episode per month#oh the implications of scorpus not being there for tenax in his time of need... the death of the child who is not but is symbolically their#is that a separate fic completely yes but it is ALSO in some ways a divorce fic. tenax like i needed you but scorpus also needing him#OH MY GOD THEY LITERALLY DO SAY FELIX WAS HIM and i can do SO much with the concept of a “stray”. oh please. please strays instead of rats#one knife to the ribs one fixed race one apartment board THAT'S A STORYLINE BABY RISE OR DIE THE ROMAN WAYYYYYY#i do see your calla/tenax storylines i do. i could be swayed but we are not here for that currently this is the same as the chariot racing#like i KNOW what i said about the gold faction representing everything that scares scorpus a dream he never thought they'd reach#and then to have it ripped away now he no longer even has the dream untarnished i do understand. which is why the “i'm disappointed”#kills me even MORE because it shows he gets it. like on some level he does understand why scorpus had to but it's his pride that's wounde#so to continue from what i WAS saying with:#sets the bar so low because how else would tenax love him (as if tenax would not do the same thing if he lost) and they have even MORE#questionable celebratory reward sex. yes i assigned scorpus a degradation/praise kink the world works in wondrous ways don't question it#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#tenax making sure to care for the kids is what's killing me too because i REALLY want to draw a parallel with scorpus making sure he takes#care of the prostitutes. yes he's a notorious hedonist yes he has a lot of sex but he always pays well doesn't he. over-well. he pays too#much and ends up in debt he pays enough to buy girls freedom. so that they only have to if they want to. it gets him a reputation sure AND#it gets whole houses of girls under his (and therefore tenax's) protection. you can't bruise her up; that's scorpus' favorite girl.#she can charge more for being favored. he can pay for massive parties where no one else is invited and if he falls asleep midway drunk#off his ass after a race the girls would never say. they still get paid. if tenax comes to watch and give instructions they'd never say.#if tenax tells them all to leave and it's just him and scorpus in the golden room and all the girls see before they shut the door#and latch it behind them is scorpus on his knees in the soft plush cushions with tenax offering him grapes one by one from his fingertips#like a favored concubine instead of the champion whose laurels are tilted on his head they won't say a word. not even when the noise#inside the room continues for long after the hour runs out the girls still stand watch until it's quiet and then crawl back in around where#scorpus is alone in the big wrecked bed with a smear of blood or wine on his mouth who could say. certainly they wouldn't.#no matter what they still get paid. whether they did the work to wreck him or not.#ANYWAY#they take care of the selves they couldn't protect is what i'm trying to say. for tenax it's the child he was/scorpus it's the body he sold#only he hasn't stopped having to sell it. & i guess as we're learning with the extortion tenax is still a child running from a burning hous
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msybe i will be named trucy
#dude.... i want dr pepper however we are almost out so i must ration it... UGH!!!!!#whatever. we have coca cola. i dont like coke as much though so i'll dieeeee I'll die!#i'm not being dramatic i'm just so so so thirsty for dr pepe all the time always and forever. in my previous life i was a vampire#however i lived in the dimension where everyone has dr pepper for blood#so i became so used to this delicious treat that when i was born here and it was not available so swiftly i knew i was doomed.#ugh my mom is awful about soda too if i ask her to pleeeease buy more i'll pay her back she gets So mad#“you're an adult move out” unfortunately i suffer from a girl problem called disabled. awhatever dude.#man firefox loves to memory leak that's how you know she's transgender#who said that.
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FIGHT FOR THE ARTS AND CRAFTS!!!
FIGHT FOR THE LEGACY OF A CULTURE!!!
The book binders, the shoemakers, the secrets of fabric and wood. What will happen when all is automatized, what will happen if we grow far and far away from the things we use and do.
Fight to keep alive the legacy. The wisdom and knowledge macerated by generations. Someone has to carry the torch!
#ahshashahsa ok I know it sounds like shit you'd find in a pamphlet#But I think a lot of what it means to be part of a hobby of a subculture and all of that#And I just saw the post about the user that started into bookbinding to bind beloved fanfics#and MAN#What will happen to the shoemaker in my town when he dies?#There are another 15 but they all will eventually die. And many people buy more shoes from fabrics in the other side of the world#The book binder closed his workshop years ago#and here I'm trying to bind a book with a youtube tutorial#what will happen when the secrets of tools and craftmanship die?#The little secrets. The secret wisdom. The correct way to cut fabric#The best posture to weave a basket. The divinitaion meaning of every card in a playing deck#Being part of a hobby is like being suddenly part of a whole guild#but we're so far apart#will someone pass the knowledge of how to make a nice table? will someone remember?#if a tree falls in a forest
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great news for mylittleredgirl survival enthusiasts: i stopped taking that stimulant med today and now at 5 pm i can finally sit up without feeling like my heart or eyes will explode :) unfortunately not taking it also means the severe fatigue is back so i don't want to sit up anyway. still a net positive i suppose.
#trying not to be devastated about this!!!#how am i going to survive the in-person work upon me#starting with: how am i going to both get dressed and walk from the parking lot to the office on the same day#maybe i'll try a half dose of the med tomorrow and split the difference :/#a doctor suggested i consider another partial leave so i can budget energy for things like Take Walk and Buy Grocery#but like come on. i can't be that coworker again. at that point can i just die in a pile of leaves#just gonna put off that option for a few weeks and Somehow make it thru until one of my colleagues gets back from overseas#the symptoms
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I cast the spell: ✨️HAVE A GOOD DAY!✨️
Within the next 7 days (the specific day is one of your own choosing) you WILL have a good day where something nice will happen and you WILL know you're amazing.
Have a nice day! :-)
needed this so bad today thank you....I'm on my last day of my contract and racing for my deadline and trying not to scream
#I don't have another contract lined up because of the dry spell in the industry but tbh i'm not too mad about it#1 because the writers strike needed to happen. power to the people#2 because holy fuck i need a break. holy fucking saurus as my good friend kenzan would say#sometimes I forget that I'm still a junior in the world of professional storyboarding#and i still have a ways to go before I figure out how to make a board that has 1400 panels and not want to kill myself#thank god for ei so I won't be totally out of income. yes it's only a fraction of my usual income but I at least can pay rent#and use savings to buy food#yes i need money but money doesn't do you much good if you die of a stress ulcer at 30 or kill yourself#anyways#anon#ask
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My brain is fixated after seeing FNAF and realizing Josh was in a lot of movies that drastically shaped my childhood (and current) tastes in fiction but I can't find them available anywhere so I'm just sitting here like
#fnaf movie#josh hutcherson#zathura#journey to the center of the earth#i wanna go back to when everything was on netflix#it was so much easier#also disney go die your journey to the center of the earth could never#how dare you stand where he stood#this is why i still buy dvds#no need to worry about them being removed when you have a physical copy#*screams of hyperfixated pain*#also#polar express#but i dont admit that one as readily/hj#*pats my copy of the zathura board game* we're really in it now bud
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