#’AMORE!! 😡’

[gravehags]

curator reader seeing a photo of primo in his middle aged, long haired prime: YOOOOOOOOO

copia: amore stop

primo: no let her speak please :)

[j3nnix]

BLUEY CANDYBATZ!!1!1!!!

I did this in february and I would really like to redraw this :3

(now with more reason since my candybats changed a lot and these drawings make me quite funny)

I never finished coloring this one lol⬆️

🤓☝

now you will wonder (maybe not) what breed of dog is streber?

well basically I based on the shape of beagle dogs like honey, but in the end I decided on a basset hound

why?

because with my friend we find it funny since in our country they are called:

PERRO BATATA!!!!!!!🎉

[queen-of-reptiles]

𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙾𝙽

description: in which leah williamson’s younger sister is in a two year relationship with alessia russo and has just won two gold medals at the world gymnastic championships

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alessia russo x female reader

disclaimer: I am in no way saying alessia russo is gay or bi-sexual this is all fiction

warnings: not much, slight language and a lil bit of sexual content

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y/n what a team, what a time - i love you all and see you soon!! ❤️

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username1: CONGRATULATIONS YOUR BEAM ROUTINE WAS MINDBLOWING 😭😘😘

teamgb: 2 golds, 3 silvers not too bad xoxo 🫡

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y/n: ❤️❤️

simonebiles: so proud! remember when you were just a little thing competing ! can hardly keep up with you now! 🩷

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y/n: I have been so grateful for all your support and coaching - even if i am team gb all the way! 😜😘

leahwilliamsonn: so so so so so proud of you, loved watching every second, you continuously make me proud little one !! ❤️😭

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y/n: ilysm sis ❤️

izzy.songhurst: GOWAN Y/N - SHES THE QUEEN OF THE BEAM AND THE FLOOR ROUTINE 🩷

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y/n: I EXPECT YOU TO FOLLOW SOON BRONZE THIS YEAR GOLD THE NEXT ❤️

alessiarusso99: I am so proud my baby <3

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y/n: You helped more than you will ever know my love xx

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ellatoone: 🤢🤢

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y/n: @joebunney come get your girl 🙄

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ellatoone: all gross love aside, well done our girl!! 😗

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y/n: 😊😗

maxwhitlock: Absolute legend, BRING ON Paris 😎😎

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y/n: 🇫🇷🇫🇷

username2: she was so good!!!! 😩😩

username3: She is SO pretty 🥺🥺

username4: WHY DID I NOT REALISE SHE WAS WITH ALESSIA??? 🤯🤯

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username5: THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR TWO YEARS?!!!!!

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username6: and their instas are basically shrines to each other wtf????

katie_mccabe11: showin them all how it’s done! xx

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y/n: took lessons from u clearly xo

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bethmead_: nahhh got it from me 😌😊

caitlinfoord: that photo of us all in the caps tryna be inconspicuous omg 😭

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y/n: lesbians united ig??

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username7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

britishgymnasticsofficial: ❤️❤️

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alessiarusso99 day in day out you have worked incredibly hard for this, never resting, never giving up. Words cannot express how proud I was seeing you receive those medals. I love you baby, well done amore mio xxx ❤️

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leahwilliamsonn: this is cute and also sickening …

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y/n: OI

username1: this IS the CUTEST THING 😭😭

username2: I NEED A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS NOW 😡😡

y/n: I love you so much baby! Thank you for being one of my biggest strengths! <3

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alessiarusso99: always xo

lucybronze: sickeningly cute! WELL DONE Y/N 🩷

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y/n: THANKS BESTIE 🩷

ellatoone: ew cooties

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y/n: ew ella toone

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alessiarusso99: behave you two!!

katie_mccabe: KISSING?? BEFORE MARRIAGE?

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jbeattie91: SHAMEFUL

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bethmead_: HOW DARE THEY!

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alessiarusso99: children… the lot of you 🙄

mbrighty04: loving this !! GO y/n!!

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y/n: 🥺😗

racheldaly3: LOVING YOU TWO!! 😩😩

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y/n: love you Rach!! 😘

viviannemiedema: WELL DONE BABY WILLIAMSON 🩷

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y/n: LOVE YOU TALL PERSON 🩷

esme.morgan: 🩷🩷🩷

username3: I feel like less is out of her league…

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username4: Yeah i feel like She would be happier with someone else 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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ellatoone: We don’t.

arsenalwfc: We LOVE supportive girlfriends 😫💋

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username5: WE LOVE THE ARSENAL ADMIN

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y/n just posted

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y/n best thing about getting to rest?

Getting to join arsenal women training ofc 🥹 (oh and getting to yell at Katie cause J is cool like that :))

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username1: hahahah she was allowed to go to training 😭😭

katie_mccabe11: I DON’T understand I was ONSIDE !

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y/n: na never

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katie_mccabe11: i hate you sm

arsenalwfc: Loved having you! content incoming gooners…

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username2: AHHHHH

alessiarusso99: cannot believe my team didn’t win honestly 🙄

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y/n: Just because you kiss me doesn’t mean I will give the foul! 🤷‍♀️

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leahwilliamsonn: THATS MY GIRL - don’t give into seduction 😩😘

ellatoone: real question is … Did you take a shot?

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y/n: Nahhhh didn’t wanna embarrass the girlies too much

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bethmead_: yeah yeah, keep talking Williamson

caitlinfoord: Honestly best ref we have EVER had 🩷

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y/n: Love youuuuuu Foordy 🩷

username3: How ? Was ? She ? Allowed ? In ? Training ? 😭😭

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username4: Well, she’s Leah’s sister and Lessi’s gf so I suppose they all like her !

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username5: Suppose? The entire team LOVES her !

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The camera zooms back from the Arsenal badge to show Alessia, Katie and y/n sat at a table laughing and they all smile at the camera.

“Hi I’m Alessia Russo.” Katie begins, Alessia laughing as she shakes her head.

“I’m y/n Williamson.” Alessia adds, causing y/n to glare.

“And I’m Katie Mccabe.” y/n says, a mock Irish accent in her voice which causes Alessia to giggle.

“Oi!” Katie says, leaning over to try and smack the younger girl but Alessia’s sharp light slap to Katie’s hand stops her.

“Ha!” y/n grins as Katie hisses like an angered cat.

“That’s not fair! She’s got her guard dog with her.” Katie jokes at the camera as Alessia rolls her eyes but she smiles none the less.

“Anyway…” y/n begins dragging out the ‘y’. “Today we are doing...” y/n begins. "What are we doing?" She then asks, causing the spectators to laugh.

The spectators in question were, Leah, Beth and Vivianne, all of who were sat happily on the sofa, watching the three on camera.

"Who knows who best." Katie says, Alessia rolling her eyes playfully when she realises they have been tricked into a couple's challenge for the youtube.

It was no secret the fans loved Alessia and y/n together, consistently finding their relationship adorable and loving the small amounts of content they were sometimes given.

"So, both Less here and baby Williamson, have whiteboards and they will be asked questions by me, of course, and have to write the answer down." Katie explains.

y/n holds up her whiteboard excitedly, her eyes sparkling as she grinned at the camera, missing the way her blonde lover smiled softly at her, eyes filled with soft love.

"Then, whoever gets the most right, wins." Katie says, she then picks up a card. "Right, what are Russo's two preferred positions?" Katie asks.

"Easy!" y/n grins as she begins to scribble across the board, Alessia chuckling as she does the same.

They two turn their boards around, Alessia smiling proudly at her girlfriend when she sees they have the same initials.

"Well done baby!" Alessia grins and y/n's cheeks flush at the term of endearment even after all their time together.

"Aw look at her!" Katie teases, leaning over to pinch y/n's cheek between her fingers, however the sharp hit which stops her makes her pout. "Again?" Katie whines at her fellow teammate.

y/n however grins at her protector, leaning over to peck her cheek sweetly, before glaring at her sister who fake gagged in disgust at the show of affection.

"Okay, movin' on." Katie hums. "What is y/n's favourite apparatus?" She asks before scoffing. "Even I know that!" She adds.

y/n smiles as she quickly writes her answer, Alessia doing the same as they count down from 3 before flipping their boards 'floor' both bright against the white.

"I knew that!" Beth says excitedly and y/n grins at her.

"I've always loved it, and found it so fun." y/n explains.

"Scares me half to death." Alessia denies as she remembers all the times she had watched her girlfriend jump and flip too high for her liking.

"It's my job Less." y/n defends with a laugh.

As the game continues it is clear the two girls know each other very well, both of them getting the other's question continuously correct until it was neck and neck and the last question.

"What is y/n's favourite beam dismount?" Katie asks.

Alessia pauses, shock in her face as she realises she doesn't know. Leah's mouth drops at the fact her sister's girlfriend doesn't know this and y/n looks mildly amused as she writes down.

"I don't know." Alessia admits. "I have no clue." She adds and Katie gasps as y/n turns her board around. Showing the g-valued dismount in black ink.

"Double tuck back salto with full twist." y/n says simply.

"Because you can land it every time." Alessia realises with a groan covering her face with her hands as Katie names y/n the winner.

As filming wraps up and y/n helps the crew put their things away, two lanky arms wrap around her waist and pull her into a corridor she didn't recognise.

"Can't believe you didn't know my dismount." y/n teases. "I mean, I love you so much, and know everything about you, but you don't even know my famous dismount." y/n continues.

Alessia whines, her lanky body pressing to the front of her girlfriend's as she buries her head in her lover's neck, causing her to have to bend quite a bit.

"Stop." Alessia huffs. "Its so many words to remember." She adds as y/n shakes her head.

"Don't love me." She teases as Alessia shuts her up with a chaste yet deep kiss.

The blonde striker's hands tighten around her waist, pulling her closer as her fingertips seemingly bruise into y/n's body from the strength of her grip.

The blonde angles her head down and left, giving her a better angle to press herself against her lover, her tongue pushing against y/n's slowly opening mouth.

After a moment of tongues clashing, the kiss slows Alessia's hands sliding up to gently cup y/n's face before keeping their lips pressed softly together for a moment more.

"Still think I don't love you?" Alessia asks, pulling away slowly, her teeth pulling y/n's bottom lip with her slightly.

y/n cannot function for a moment, the deep kiss sucking all the oxygen from her head and ability to breath from her body, the only thing in her mind being the smell of her girlfriend's perfume.

"I think you should do that once more, just so I'm sure you do." y/n smiles after regaining her ability to speak.

"Gladly, amore mio." Alessia murmurs, before moving her head back down to kiss her lover once more. After what felt like seconds, the two still pressed deeply together a shout ran out.

"MY EYES!"

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alessiarusso99 just posted

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alessiarusso99 she’s my favourite person idk <3

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username1: AWWWWWWWWW

y/n: i love you baby <3

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ellatoone: ‘i love you baby’ 🤢

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mbrighty04: hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

leahwilliamsonn: my eyes will never recover 😩

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y/n: #sorrynotsorry

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alessiarusso99: #imaccsorry

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y/n: she’s not …

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katie_mccabe11: leah’s shout of horror will never leave me 😭

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username2: what happened ?!?! I NEED TO KNOW 😂

username3: CUTEEEEEEEEEE

izzy.songhurst: 😍😍😍

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y/n: 🩵🩵

username4: OI OI OI

caitlinfoord: KISSING? LIKE THIS? AT YOUR AGE ??

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bethmead_: HOW AWFUL 😩

keirawalsh: you two are so cute !! xx 🥺

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y/n: love youuuuu xx

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lucybronze: you two are so gross !! xx 🥺

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y/n: count your days Bronzey

maxwhitlock: 🫶🫶

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y/n just posted

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y/n alexa play baby by Justin Bieber

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alessiarusso99: my love

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katie_mccabe11: so gross 🙄

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y/n: i’ll fight you mccabe i swear 🤛

ellatoone: banger of a tune

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alessiarusso99: hundred percent 🫶

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y/n: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY

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ellatoone: OOOH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOH

username1: 🥺🥺🥺

username2: 🔥🔥

izzy.songhurst: cuties

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y/n: love ya xx

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alessiarusso99: thanks Iz ! x

arsenalwfc: ❤️🥺

leahwilliamsonn: 🙄😍

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y/n: 🖕❤️

simonebiles: my babies are so cute !!!!

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y/n: 💙💙

username3: 😫😫😫😫😫

kyracooneyx: i was so in love with him 🥲

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y/n: it’s okay we all have a phase 😔

bethmead_: viv why can’t we be cute like this ?!!

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viviannemeidema: because we are not as cute as this 🤷‍♀️

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y/n: 😶😶

username4: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

stanwaygeorgia: GROSS

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keirawalsh: georgia behave

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leahwilliamsonn: no no let’s hear her out

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y/n: 🖕🖕

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we love baby Less 🥺🥺

[artmiabynana]

ABC NSFW - (Simon Hempe)

Notas: OLAAAAA, bom dia 🤓☝🏻 debute do meu argentino fav😞

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A = Aftercare

Assim que vocês dois estão com a respiração mais regulada, depois de alguns longos minutos de chamego e sussurros, sempre perguntando se você estava bem, se foi bom e o quanto te amava, Hempe toma a atitude de levantar e te levar pro banheiro. Sempre te toca com cuidado, quando vão tomar banho ou quando ele te limpa, toma cuidado pra não acabar tocando em algum lugar que esteja sensível demais (seios, íntimo, etc). Ajuda você a se vestir, arruma seu cabelo e fica de conchinha contigo o resto da noite/dia, e quando não está cansado demais, faz um jantar rápido e garante que vocês dois estão alimentados suficiente.

B = Body part

Extremamente obcecado pela sua bunda, pescoço e nuca. Imagino ele sempre beijando seu pescoço quando tem oportunidade, elogiando o seu perfume, dizendo que você tá sempre muito cheirosa. (🫦🫦🫦) beija sua nuca sempre que vê você com os cabelos pra cima, e sempre que pode, segura na sua bunda e deixa um aperto, até mesmo em público o que te deixa com muita vergonha 🥸

C = Cum (onde gosta de gozar)

Dentro, obviamente porque ama ver você escorrer entre as coxas, na sua boca (entre os lábios e nas bochechas) e nas suas costas, caso você esteja de bruços.

D = Dirty secret (um segredo sujo ou algo que ele deseja mas não fala)

Te ver com outro homem ou mulher, e te prender na cama pra fazer o que quiser durante uma noite. Acredita que você acharia estranho o desejo de voyuver, porque você é muito insegura sobre, mas ele não se importaria em te assistir com outra pessoa, especialmente alguém como Enzo, Pardella ou Fernando.

E = Experiência

Amigas, estamos falando de Simon Hempe. É claro que ele tem MUITA experiência no âmbito sexual, e pratica elas todas com você. Sério tem coisas que ele faz que você fica tola quando experimentam, e a maior satisfação dele é te ver mole com tal ato.

Ex: a vez que praticou uma hiper estimulação em ti, ou quando fez você o chupar enquanto estava deitada na cama (com os pés na cabeceira e a cabeça no fim do colchão) nessas duas vezes, você ficou exausta e perguntou pro argentino onde ele tinha aprendido tal coisa. Ele sempre mexia os ombros e falava "ah, amor, eu sou curioso demais."

F = Favorite position (Posição favorita)

De ladinho (🫦🫦) quando vocês estão com preguiça, de quatro pra ele bater na sua bunda e gemer no seu ouvido, papai e mamãe, e você por cima, pra ele poder te enforcar com as mãos (ou você enforcar ele também 🫢)

G = goofy (se ele é mais sério ou brincalhão no momento)

Os dois. Ele faz graça quando te vê toda sedenta e desesperada, até você sentar nele e fazê-lo ficar em desespero 🫢 e fica sério quando a foda tá intensa demais pra fazer piadas.

H = hair (higiene com os pelos)

Ele sempre apara pro pelo ficar curtinho, mas nunca chega a depilar. Um porque ele odeia a sensação do pelo crescer e coçar, e dois porque você pediu um dia e disse que é sexy. (Simon todo bobo e obediente SIIIIM) a mesma coisa com a barba, sempre deixa ela aparada e nunca raspa (só se for fazer um papel específico) porque você também disse que é gostoso sentir a barba dele no seu pescoço (🥺)

I = Intimidade

Simon e você tem uma intimidade incrível, e isso só surgiu depois que ele te fez enxergar o seu eu verdadeiro. Ele é romântico sempre, então não espere comentários inconvenientes dele sobre o seu peso, aparência, estrias, etc. Ele é o mais respeitoso possível e entra em desespero quando você pergunta se está gorda demais/magra demais. Pra ele você é perfeita ☝🏻 (e vocês são perfeitas porra 😡)

J = jerking off (masturbação)

Depende muito, e só acontece quando vocês estão longe. Normalmente sempre te espera, mas em casos assim ele se toca sim ☝🏻 acessa a pasta pessoal de vocês dois, onde vocês tem algumas fotos íntimas e vídeos também. Sempre é sozinho e no banho, porque ele não tem controle do barulho 🥴

K = kink (fetiches)

A diferença de tamanho entre vocês, acha muito atraente o quão grande ele é comparado a ti.

Creampie (🤓☝🏻)

Voyuver: Ama ver você se dar prazer sempre que pode, ele pede pra você se tocar como se ele não estivesse ali. (As vezes goza só com isso)

overstimulated, cumplay, praise kink, e óbvio, unprotected sex.

L = local

Os principais são: o quarto de vocês, banheiro (tanto o de vocês, quanto o de uma balada) sala, cozinha e recentemente no carro dele. Não arriscam outros lugares porque sabem que não vão se aguentar, e o Hempe ama te ouvir gemer pra ele.

M = Motivação

Você.

Ele só precisa olhar você que já sobe uma coisa indescritível. Desde que se conheceram ele sentiu um tesão descomunal por ti, e isso pra ele já basta.

Mas, se você quer ver ele maluco das ideias e não conseguir se controlar, é sair do banho sem nada e ir pro quarto nua, ou usar um vestido ou um short que marca demais a sua bunda e deixa ela redondinha. Amigas, ele quase desmaia 🫦

N = Não (o que ele não gosta ou faria na cama)

Algo que te machucasse, então nada de velas, facas, estiletes, etc. Tudo que ele faz pra te marcar é com o seu consenso, assim como tu nele, e nada mais passa disso.

O = oral

Simon é viciado no seu gosto.

Sempre, >sempre< que pode e você deixa, ele te faz um oral independente do momento. Gosta principalmente de fazer quando você acorda e tá com preguiça, quando te vê vestida pra uma festa e só quer provar um pouquinho de ti, mas não o suficiente pra te cansar. Não precisa necessariamente usar os dedos, apenas a língua dele nos pontos certos te fazem gozar rapidinho, e principalmente quando o bigode passou a participar. (🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️)

Agora você nele (🫦) sempre o surpreende quando pede pra mamar. Ele quase chora, sim! Quase chora quando te vê com a boca ao redor do pau dele, toda esticada, porque Simon é grande e quando o barulho de engasgo atinge seus ouvidos. Admira seus olhos molhados pelas quase lágrimas, sentindo que gozaria demais na sua boca.

P = Pace (a velocidade que eles gostam de transar)

Depende do dia e do horário ☝🏻

Se é um dia de manhã, ele vai mais devagar pra ser gostosinho, aquela foda lentinha pra acordar, sabe? (Porém ama quando você se irrita com a lentidão dele e assume o controle, sentando nele como se sua vida dependesse disso)

Em outros momentos, tipo uma pós festa (onde ele que se aguentar porque você tava muito atraente naquele vestido preto) onde ele te agarra no elevador mesmo, e quando chegam em casa ele te encosta na parede e te come com tanta força, que quando goza contigo, sente você mole nos braços dele.

Q = Quickie (rapidinhas)

Simon é amante da rapidinha ☝🏻

A vida sexual de vocês é ativa, então sempre se pegam quando é possível, porque não são o tipo de casal que fogem do evento pra foder. Não, aguentam até o final (e ficam se provocando 🫦) até chegarem no carro e poderem fazer direito. Pode até ser rapidinha, mas é A rapidinha.

R = Riscos (o quão disposto ele está a fazer algo mais arriscado)

Como eu disse, Simon JAMAIS envolveria facas ou algo que queime durante o sexo, e a mesma coisa funciona quando ele sugere e você se demonstra meio receosa. Filha, você disse que não, ele não vai insistir, e sim fazer do modo que sempre fazem.

Vocês são adpetos a conversar antes sobre, e entram em consenso se vão fazer ou não.

S = Stamina ( quantos rounds ele aguenta)

Sem oral nele, 3 e com oral 2.

Ele fica fraco depois de um oral seu nele, fazer o que 😞 então sempre que você pede pra chupar ele, pede pra ser depois, porque sempre que você faz o oral, ele quer é deitar e dormir.

T = Toys (brinquedos sexuais)

EXTREMAMENTE VICIADO 🫢

Ama testar você com aqueles vibradores que pode controlar pelo celular, também aquelas bolinhas de pompar, e outros como vendas, e plugs. Também amou a ideia de você tocar uma pra ele enquanto usa um vibrador ☝🏻

U = Unfair (quão injusto ou provocante ele é)

Preciso falar que ele te provoca toda hora?

Ele vai andar nu pela casa, ou só com uma cueca. Se ele vai te ajudar com o jantar, vai te espremer contra o corpo dele e atentar na sua cabeça quando te vê toda boba, mesmo que esteja roçando na sua pele desde que começaram. Se exibe no espelho, acariciando o próprio abdômen e pergunta o que você acha. (CANALHAAAA)

V = volume (quão vocal ele é)

Não tem vergonha nenhuma de gemer pra você, então vai ser vocal sim! Geme, rosna, implora pra parar ou continuar. Se é você que tá por cima, geme em um tom manhoso e se é ele por cima, vai gemer no seu ouvido sim.

W = Wild Card (Um headcanon aleatório)

Hempe aprendeu a gostar de pintura contigo, então num dia em que ele pede pra te pintar no novo quadro.

o que não dá certo, porque você estava nua por debaixo daquele roupão e acaba com todas vezes que vocês tentam terminar aquele maldito quadro, com as mãos de Simon sujando seu corpo com tinta depois que ele te ataca no sofá.

X = Raio x (tamanho do brinquedo)

🫦 O Simon é grande em todos os sentidos, e também meio grossinho. Levemente amarronzado, com a cabecinha bem vermelha quando sensível.

Y = yearning (sex drive/libido)

Alto, mas é saudável. Nunca exige demais de ti e dele mesmo. Se você está cansada, ele dá um jeito de se satisfazer sozinho e nunca te força a nada.

Z = zzz (nanar depois do sexo)

Quando acabam, ficam de chamego por alguns minutos e acabam dormindo após. Não se importa de ver você dormir, fica do seu lado, faz carinho nos seus cabelos e nas suas costas, sussurra o quanto te ama. Não tem dificuldade em dormir também, apenas fecha os olhos e dorme agarrsdinho contigo.

É isso, na minha cabeça faz sentido. 😀💫

[r2katsu]

scenario for when dating Katsuki...

mha m.list | gn!reader | fluff

Dating Katsuki would include meeting his lovely mother 🥰 and of course he didn't want you meeting his mom out of all people, his dad? Not too much of a problem you already met him on a few occasions over the phone while his family was face timing Katsuki, but his mother?? in person?? live??Fuck no "babe, I don't want you seeing her is all." "but whyyy??" "cuz I said so." 😡

Eventually his mom requested to have you over for dinner and well..we can say she likes you more and calls you her future in law 🥺 "I'm even surprised this brat got someone he actually cares about and between you and me he really is down bad for you...and if he fucks up I'll beat his ass, you have my word but I'm sure he'll hold onto you as much as he can 'cause I know he ain't letting you go that easy." She patted you on the head and said "welcome the family kid."

well sorry for making Mitsuki so sweet in this 🙄

likes & reblogs are appreciated mi amores 💋

[moodymisty]

What each Primach would do after marrying their beloved

Lion El'Jonson: Hi, wife. I'll be your knight in shining armour but I'll forget about you 3 min into the marriage

Fulgrim: Helllooo!! Welcome to the party 🥳🥳 Make sure to bicker with my other wives for me so I can't feel insecure anymore and I'll get my daily validation

Perturabo: Get wife (impossible). Wife pretty. Iron Within, Iron Without. Wife feels good. Iron Within, Iron Without again. Become emotionally and physically dependent to wife. Life good.

Jaghatai Khan: zzzzzzzzzz-PANG ⚡⚡⚡🏍️🏍️ HI DARLING. FEEL FREE TO BECOME FRIENDS WITH ALL MY OTHER 358.947.283 WIVES (also tomorrow will be Missionary Monday, get ready 😈)

Leman Russ: WIFEEEE 🥹🥹🥹 love you soooooooooo much. You smelllllll so gooooood. Why don't you spread those le-

Rogal Dorn: Wife, let me tell you about Multi-Scale Computational Modeling of Anisotropic Thermo-Mechanical Behavior in Functionally Graded Materials for Advanced Aerospace Structural Applications.

Konrad Curze: Woman. Make bebe with woman. LITTLE ABOMINATIONS??? Woman is set for life after popping out some Night Lords :D

Sanguinius: Hello wife 🥰🥰 How is my pookie dookie wookie lookie iookie uookie oookie qookie sookie dookie bookie pookie nookie mookie hookie gookie zookie xookie lookie jookie aookie fookie wookie cutie pie honey baby apple pie with whipper cream on top my sweetie honey money baby cutie pookie so cute so perfect my love my husband my wife my beloved my only love my baby my babe my bby my boyfriend my girlfriend my everything my sweetest pie my cutest smartest pie ever most amazing and prettiest and handsomest ever so cute so handsome and beautiful my pookie bear my little baby petite tiny baby bear pookie sookie wookie muffin with chocolate on top and cherries so cute pookie bear love you mwah bark so cute love you forever my first love my true love my soulmate my only reason to live you cutie little pie hehe im little shy petite girlie pop cutest person i know so cute so beautiful my only mine only no one elses my darling mi amor dear love pookie bear love you honey boney love you to the moon and back mwah uwu (he says this after leaving her anemic)

Ferrus Manus: I live harmoniously with my love. I love her and I respect her. I am completely devoted and loyal to her, as she is with me. I am hers and she is mine. (wife in the background struggles to walk, her clothes being disheveled and she is out of breath)

Angron: SHE IS MY WIFE! YOU GOT THAT? MY WIFE! She's damn cute, okay? CUDDLY, EVEN! AND SHE... she leaves me the milk bottle in the fridge, alright?! SHE DOES THAT FOR ME! I LOVE HER SO DAMN MUCH, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬😡😡🤬😡

Roboute Guilliman: I so very regrettably regret that I haven't ran away earlier into my life. As I am married now with a child coming on the way, my biggest and grandest wish was to own myself a farm. I want to teach my children the simpler ways. I want them to play with wooden toys, ride horses out of the womb and to, all around, run around my farms. I want to take care of many crops, especially the mighty cabbage (pun, pun). As for my darling wife, I shall love very much and plow her back every two to four years. *Looks towards his wife, who's a little bit afraid*. We must at least have 6 children, mustn't we?

Mortarion: Today I saw my wife's ankle. She was wearing sandals with a very long skirt and it slipped out while she walked. Nevertheless, I came on a Nurgling.

Magnus: My wife? *Psychically enters her mind, while she is in the another room, and sexually overstimulate her, making her scream in ecstasy* She's doing great!

Horus Lupercal: My wife's a housewife. Because she's housing my kids! *Horus slaps his knee, laughing at his joke. The Mournival is disappointed in their Father, the Legion Mother is waddling around pregnant with their 12th kid.*

Lorgar Aurelian: (what did I cook)

Lorgar, wild-eyed and disheveled, paces back and forth, his voice rising and falling in feverish tones. His eyes are fixated on an unseen figure, trembling with a mix of adoration and desperation.

"She is divine! Do you hear me? DIVINE! Her light, it burns away the lies of this wretched universe! A goddess, yes, a goddess! How can they not see? HOW?!

Her eyes, like the twin suns of a lost paradise, see through the veils of reality! Her voice—her voice!—it is the hymn of creation itself! I am but a worm, a pitiful creature crawling in the dirt, but SHE, she has lifted me up! Blessed me with her radiance! Blessed me with HER TOUCH!

I kneel before her, broken, unworthy! The very stars tremble in her presence! They whisper her name, but Iam the chosen! I see her! I worship her! I... I... I LOVE HER! No! Not love—reverence, adoration, worship! I will burn worlds for her! Tear apart the heavens!

I am HERS. BODY, MIND, AND SOUL. HER PRIEST, HER PROPHET, HER LOVER. My faith in her is unbreakable, my devotion absolute. She is a GODDESS, My goddess, and I am lost in her divinity. FOREVER."

Lorgar collapses to his knees, clutching at his head, a broken laugh escaping his lips.

"Goddess... my goddess... please... take me... consume me... make me yours..."

Vulkan: I like my wife :3. She's very pretty. My sons like her too.

Corvus Corax: I am glad my wife's this kind. Nobody would understand me but her. Because I am in Spain without the S 😔😔

Alpharius and Omegon: My wife? Nah. Our wife. *USSR anthem begins*

LSJDKFLJSDFKJSDF-

I have no words, so many of these made me wheeze uncontrollably. Sanguinius, Horus, Mortarion and Alpharius were a highlight.

[creads]

oiiii!!! primeira vez aqui e amei sua escrita 🥺♡ queria que você escrevesse um aftercare muito fofo e carinhoso, com qualquer personagem, seria incrível ♡ besitoss

oii anonzita!!! tava pensando nisso hoje e aí lembrei da sua ask! (desculpa pela demora inclusive😔✊🏻

com o matias eu imagino que ele é o tipo de cara que fica 10000% largadão na cama depois, e quando você ameaça a se levantar pra entrar no banho segundos depois de terminarem ele agarra sua cintura e te cola nele. “vai não mo 🥺😌”, e só te convence a ficar quando começa a deixar beijinhos no seu ombro, descendo até seu braço pq☝🏻por mais que ele seja um silly billy ele te ama demais 🙄🖕🏻 vsf. enfim! então vocês vão ficar um tempinho ainda na cama, com as pernas entrelaçadas entre a do outro e os lençóis bagunçados, e como a linguagem do amor dele é zoar ele com certeza vai imitar seus gemidos 😛😛😛e você vai ficar toda😡 e ele vai amar pq affssss ele ama deixar a gatinha dele bicudinha🌹

o simón também sinto que ficaria deitadinho contigo na cama, mas mais romântico sabeeeeehhh (e também não teria que insistir pq ele te destruiu na pica então você vai ficar molinha molinha e ele todo tipo 😌😌😌😌😌), com o seu rosto encostado no peito dele e ele aninhando seu cabelo e a outra mão fazendo carinho nas suas costas, com direito a beijinho na testa e várias risadinhas fofinhas românticos etc etc affs 😔mimde

kuku, pipe e enzo eu acho que te chamariam pra um banho depois e☝🏻 eu pensei num cenário (que até falei sobre com a querida @luppinez beijos amiga) específico sobre aftercare que encaixaria bem com os três 😌😌😌 divas, vamos falar a vdd aki……….. se esses homens não forem o tipo que falam putaria baixinho, com a voz mansa como se não estivessem te chamando de putinha gostosa, olhando nos seus olhos e lambendo os lábios ao te ver toda fudidinha embaixo deles enquanto eles só 🍆💦 devagarinho…………. me prendam . ME PRENDAM pq eu me recuso aceitar isso (na vdd eu prefiro que isso não seja vdd pq lindo até ok mas fuder bem aí já acho demais. então torço secretamente pra todos transarem MUITO mal 😊😇just girly things enfim) e ON THIS NOTE…… vão ficar meio receosos SIM no início de dar tapa na sua cara, e se não protestarem contra verbalmente tipo “não vai te machucar, amorcito?”, vão deixar um tapa fraquinho no seu rosto, aquele do tipo que mais segura suas bochechas do que um tapa mesmo sabe? mas quando vê que você gemeu mais manhosinha ou contraiu ao redor dele, vai segurar um sorrisinho safado e deixar mais um, um tiquiiiiinho mais forte, e consequentemente você vai gemer um pouquinho mais alto. “minha muñequita gosta de ser tratada que nem putinha, hm amor?” falando baixinho com a boca encostada na sua, e um sorrisinho safado que já se formou na dele 🕊 e quando você toda ✨⚡️💦🍆fudida🍆⚡️🍾✨🕊 concorda com a cabeça com a cara assi🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ele vai falar baixinho “é?” e deixar mais um tapa estalado na sua bochecha. mas eita meus amores fugi da parte bonitinha do aftercare neaaaah pois bem voltas e voltas mas chegamos nela de novo: quando você tá em frente do espelho do banheiro, lavando a mão e com o corpo todo molinho depois de ter levado uma surra de pica, ele vai chegar todo dengosinho atrás de ti, encostar o corpo no seu e te abraçar, observando vocês dois agarradinhos no espelho. vai deixar uns beijinhos na curva do seu ombro e ir subindo até seu pescoço, e antes de parar na sua bochecha percebe no reflexo do espelho que tá bem vermelhinha, e ele faz essa carinha 🥺mas com um sorrisinho bobinho (tá molinho de tesawn também), passa as costas da mão ali e leva ela até sua nuca, fazendo carinho ali e chega pertinho pra deixar um beijo na sua bochecha. “não exagerei não, nena?”, ele vai ficar preocupadinho, mas quando você responde toda bobinha “não mô, eu gosto…” ele vai soltar uma risadinha soprada, pensando onde que ele arrumou uma namorada (e futura esposa pq 😌omg estou romantica!) tão lindinha que nem você. vai deixar outro beijo ali e falar baixinho “linda… te amo” e te puxar pra tomar um banho quentinho gostoso e ainda vai pedir pra você passar shampoo no cabelo dele 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 ps a carinha seria EXATAMENTE essa vendo sua bochecha vermelhinha no espelho 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[lxclerc]

insta au - carlos sainz + going to a premier with actress!reader

pairing: carlos sainz jr x reader INSTAGRAM AU

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carlossainz55 you are the brightest star, cariño

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yourusername muchas gracias, mi amor. te amo ❤️

carlossainz55 mi corazón

user1 he's her biggest fan 🥹

user2 congrats to y/n! she absolutely deserves it and more ❤️❤️

charles_leclerc you look smashing, mate!

carlossainz55 it'd be embarrassing not to dress up when i'm next to her

user3 carlos bf duties

landonorris why wasn't i invited?

yourusername it was a no kids allowed event i'm afraid

user4 she didn't have to do lando like that 😭

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carlossainz55 no one can ever steal the spotlight from you, mi amor

landonorris you two make me nauseous

yourusername ay get off my page, landito

user1 carlos and y/n parenting lando will always be my favorite

charles_leclerc he does look very good

yourusername our boyfriend looks hot, doesn't he?

user2 charles and y/n sharing one boyfriend

user3 the second picture altered my brain's chemistry

charlottesiine congratulations, mon bébé! so proud of you 🤍

yourusername i miss you, please come over soon!!

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yourusername the after party and the hangover the day after

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user1 they are literally the hottest couple to ever exist 😭😭😭

user2 no one has the right to look that good hangover

charles_leclerc i thought i get him this week?

yourusername sorry, will have to extend his stay with me till next week

charles_leclerc 😡😡

user3 charles and y/n sharing custody of carlos 😭

user4 fuck romeo and juliet, i want what these bitches have

carlossainz55 tan hermosa ❤️

yourusername no, you

landonorris 🙄🙄🙄

yourusername🖕🖕

user4 y/n always fighting with charles and lando over carlos 😭

[idollete]

juju, como vc acha que os meninos ficam quando estão com raiva e a leitora tenta acalmar eles?

pipe: vamos imaginar aqui um pipe puto porque o river não ganhou a libertadores (lowkey tô manisfestando isso) e todo bicudinho no sofá da sala. acho que no começo ele fica bem "ai, amor, para, sai, não t�� no clima" e vai tentar se isolar, porque não quer ser grosso contigo também, só que o pipe é literalmente um gatinho manhoso e começa a se derreter rapidinho. se você disser "tudo bem, vou parar, mas vou ficar juntinho aqui, tá?", ele já começa a diminuir a carranca, não vai admitir, mas adora quando você demonstra se importar até com a paixão louca dele por futebol e entende a chateação. só que ele fica calado, a cabeça a mil pensando em todos os lances e chutes perdidos, tudo isso enquanto você faz cafuné no cabelo dele, quietinhos ali. chega num ponto que ele começa a resmungar, esbravejar mesmo, não conseguia mais guardar dentro do peito. fica gesticulando parecendo um doido e de longe pode até parecer que ele está brigando contigo, mas ele tá é xingando até os ancestrais dos jogadores do river. é nessa hora que você sobe no colo dele, e nem precisa ser de um jeito sexual, sabe? e ele respira fundo, porque você tá instruindo, fecha os olhos, relaxa, fica mansinho só com o sussurro da tua voz. vai colocar a cabeça no teu colo e confessar que ficou realmente chateado, que queria ter levado o título. daí te abraça bem apertado, como se quisesse fundir os corpos, inala bem fundo o seu cheirinho e agradece, "obrigado por isso, bebita, eu te amo".

esteban: imagino muito em um cenário onde o esteban ficou putasso com algo do trabalho e chega em casa esbravejando sozinho, chega te assusta, porque ele aparece genuinamente vermelho de raiva, tal qual aquele divertidamente, e nem te cumprimenta direito. ele começa a andar pra lá e pra cá e só para quando você se coloca diante dele, pra dizer "amor, você tá andando em círculos". e como eu acho que o esteban é o cara que bota a opinião da mulher acima de tudo, ele trava imediatamente e fica 😠 > 😐 > 🥺 literalmente nessa sequência. o problema é que ele fica 😠😡🤬 tudo de novo quando você pergunta o que aconteceu, o tom cresce e fica até mais grossinho quando ele começa a xingar os colegas de trabalho estúpidos e quando ele vai nessa você só consegue colocar um freio fazendo algo que chame a atenção dele. é aí que você precisa segurar o queixinho dele e apertar de leve, na hora o esteban já te dá aquele olhar meio perdidinho, de quem estava em outra dimensão, e acho que nem precisa de muito para acalmá-lo, tudo que você precisa fazer é colocar a cabeça dele no seu peito e fazer um cafunézinho no cabelo que ele fica mansinho de volta, tal qual um cachorro.

simón: um dos mais difíceis de acalmar, só perde pro matías esquentadinho recalt. imagino muito o simón vendo a final de algum campeonato em um barzinho e se envolvendo em uma briga generalizada com um torcedor do time rival. e ele fica irado, se achando coberto de razão, morrendo de vontade de ir pra cima do cara de de novo, principalmente se ele te ofendeu de alguma forma durante a briga (tópico de homem otário né). só sossega quando você para na frente, ele congela na hora, porque seria o maior pesadelo da vida do simón te machucar sem querer não ou por ele estar com raiva demais de algo e nem te perceber ali na frente. o porém é que ele não descansa, te diz pra sair da frente, não quer te machucar, mas o cara precisa ouvir umas boas. fica todo emburrado, balançando a perna com raiva e freneticamente, tá quase bicudo, porém a carranca disfarça. é bem capaz dele se estressar um tico contigo e perguntar se você tá defendo "aquele pau no cu do caralho", você precisa segurar o rosto dele, apertar (e se controlar muito pra não rir do biquinho que ficou) e mandar ele parar com isso. o simón ainda vai tentar argumentar MUUUUUITO, te dá n motivos que, pra ele, justificam a briga, e se irrita ainda mais se você diz que ele tá errado. o simón não me parece ser do tipo que a raiva passa na hora, então, ele fica o resto do jogo com a maior cara de bicho, só que vai amolecendo com o tempo, principalmente se você estiver fazendo um cafuné ali na nuca dele. fica caladinho, mas você percebe pelo canto do olho como ele parece se esforçar pra manter a cara de mau, quando tá todo derretidinho pelo teu carinho.

matías: por qualquer que seja o motivo, é humanamente impossível acalmar matías recalt. primeiro que ele perde todo o filtro que já não tinha quando fica nervoso, segundo que ele provavelmente provoca qualquer briga e faz a pessoa perder o juízo, a sanidade e a paz de espírito, terceiro que ele é um cotoco de homem que do nada aparece peitando alguém e te deixa que nem barata tonta atrás dele. se ele se meter em briga durante uma festa, vai voltar pra casa resmungando o caminho inteiro e ameaçando voltar lá e ensinar uma lição àqueles boludos. ele fica tão puto que você é obrigada a literalmente parar no meio da calçada e precisa dar um gritinho para fazê-lo parar também, já que é capaz dele sair andando e só parar quando estiver em outro planeta. ele vai responder tudo com um humor super ácido e SEMPRE tem uma respostinha na ponta da língua. ele é do tipo que fica pra lá e pra cá, então, você não consegue tocá-lo em momentos assim, ele vai dar aquela risadinha irônica sempre que você diz pra ele ter calma e fica repetindo que vai mostrar a calma já já para quem estava brigando com ele. e quando você dá sermão, dizendo que ele está sendo infantil, ele prova que você está completamente certa, porque fica fazendo careta o tempo inteiro. sim, matías recalt tem espírito de quinta série às vezes. você pode tentar, mas o matías só se acalma mesmo quando vocês chegam em casa, tomam um banho juntinhos e ficam no quintal fumando um até estarem bem levinhos e risonhos.

[pablitogavii]

Socials again hehe

How you and Pablo tease each other on social media hehe

y.n.bebe

Paris, France

comments:

becca: brunette to my blond always!! ❤️

y.n.bebe: always bebe❤️

pablogavi: extraño a mi chica 🥺

y.n.bebe: te extraño mucho mi amor ❤️

becca: she always talks about you!!😉

pablogavi: hehe 😊

y.n.bebe: 😳

pablogavifanss: they are so cute!! 😊 🥰

pablogavi

Barcelona, Spain

siempre concentrado! vamos equipazó! ❤️

comments:

pablopedrifans: what a game! vamos barça!!

y.n.bebe: thank you to my man 😳

pablogavi: 😉❤️

pablo.y.n.fanss: they are so crazyyyy!! 😍😍😍

pablogavihaters: the girl isn't even going to his games! what a supportive gf 😡

gavirafans: she literally goes to almost every game! she was traveling with her best friend so she couldn't come to one! And it was a friendly match!!

pablogavi: I couldn't do any of this without my girl. she is always there for me when I need her 😊

pablo.y.n.fanss: don't listen to haters! we know how big your love for each other is!!

y.n.guapaa: him always protecting her!! he never did this for anyone else before 😍😍

y.n.bebe

Barcelona, Spain

home sweet home 😍

comments:

pablogavi: finalmente 😍😍

y.n.bebe: extrañaba tanto esto!

pablogavi: nunca te dejaré ir de nuevo!

y.n.bebe: 😊

pablo.y.n.fanss: the hand placement pablito😏

gaviraafans: he knows what he is doing 😉

pedrigavifans: shows whats his 😏

pedri: Finalmente dejará de molestarme por ti! 😂😂

pedrigavifans: omg pedri😂

pablogavi: callarse!😁

y.n.bebe: 😳

pablogavi

Yo cuando pasa mi chica..😍😂 @y.n.bebe @pedri

comments:

pedrigavifans: 😂😂 I can't this is just too good!

gaviboy: his face says it all..she's gorgeous😉

pedri: verdad 😂😂

pablogavi: siempre me golpeas la cabeza y dices que dejes de mirar!😂😂😂

pedri:😂😂😂

y.n.bebe: amor!!😳😂😂

pablogavi: no puedo evitarlo princesa😁

[nattinatalia]

Urban Wyatt x Reader Instagram AU

Hiiii, hello. I know it’s been a while 😢🥹 I’ve missed all of you, I miss being on here. Hope you’re all doing well 😘 💞

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yourusername PESOCHELLA 🎡 🌴 ✨ Gracias amigo por la invitación. Representando a la raza 🇲🇽. 📸 : my baby daddy urbanwyatt ❣️

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pesopluma 🕸️ 🖤 Gracias a ti Reyna 👑😘

urbanwyatt BODDDYYYYY IS BODYINGGGG

user ur one lucky fucker

urbanwyatt That I am 🤤🤤🤤😜

yourbestiename 3 YEARS IN A ROW 🙌🏼 Let me start calling you Queen of Coachella 😉 🤔

yourbestiename This was probably Mia’s favorite night ever 😂 just don’t tell her daddy 🤫

jackharlow Too late 😒 I’m pretty sure all the videos Urban kept sending are enough to prove to me she has favoritism and I’m not him.

urbanwyatt Don’t be so dramatic.

jackharlow Let’s see when you find out my Cassie Bear is madly in love with Marcello 😂 *sips tea*

urbanwyatt MARCELLO WHO?

yourusername 😬 @ marcellohdz escóndete amigooooo

urbanwyatt OH HELL NO

marcellohdz I HAVE ARRIVED AND NOW IM OUT!!!!!!! But also, congratulations yourusename you looked incredible 🔥

cozane lmaooooo he said let me steal your daughters love AND compliment your wife 😂

urbanwyatt 😡

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urbanwyatt We’re just here for yourusername

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yourusername I love you both so much, thank you for always being by my side 🥹❤️

urbanwyatt For ever and more 🤞🏼 😘

yourbestiename Cassie is so photogenic 🔥 ⭐️

jackharlow Cassie- Bear said “Ready to takeover the world” with that pose 😂

urbanwyatt No fr 😂

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yourusername Busy weekend, wouldn’t have pulled it off without my baby by my side. Thank you baby for always pulling through the punches. I love you for lifeeee, now let’s go have some fun 😜

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urbanwyatt I love you 😘❤️

jackharlow ❤️🙌🏼

cozane My favs

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urbanwyatt It’s us, it’s them! for life and more after that. My entire world ❤️

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yourusername 🥹 MIS AMORES

jackharlow YOOOO THIS PIC GOES HARD. Look at my cassie bear ❤️‍🔥

cozane Cool family picture 🔥 🔥

selenosunni Yeah this is my favorite picture of you 3 🔥 🔥

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[total-drama-brainrot]

World Tour Assistant Noah AU (where he is always an assistant):

After the gross kiss failed to stop Alejandro's flirting... Noah begs Duncan to convince Alejandro, that Noah is too dorky to date... but Duncan has an even better idea; make Alejandro jealous for fun!

(In this AU, Duncan and Courtney had broken up before Season 3, so Duncan isn't a cheater!)

Duncan: "Thanks for letting me return to the show, handsome.~" 😘

(Duncan kisses Assistant Noah's cheek.)

Alejandro: "Duncan, I will DESTROY you!" 😡

Noah: "I just want to be left alone!" 🙄

Wait hold on... hold on... this is just the premise of my favourite Dunnoah fic series but with an assistant Noah twist. And extra Alenoah flavouring. That's not to say I'm against the idea.

Though I can't really imagine Duncan ever committing himself to flirting with Noah unless the two had struck up a deal prior- Duncan's that specific brand of 2000s era bigoted where being seen as anything but straight is a social crime (despite the fact that Duncan is definitely a boykisser, just in denial), but he's also aware of just how much of a threat Alejandro is in the competition and the latino's huge obvious crush on Chris' personal assistant, so I think Duncan could push aside his own internal biases to at the very least propose a similar idea to Noah.

Really, it'd be beneficial for the both of them; Noah gets to subtly-not-so-subtly tell Alejandro to back off by responding to Duncan's advances but not his, and Duncan gets to rile up Alejandro enough to redivert his attention away from the competition itself thus increasing his own chances of winning. It's strategic, really, nothing more.

It's that line of logic that has Noah eventually conceding that, for all intents and purposes, it's a good plan. So he deigns to play along, at least for a little bit, just to get Alejandro off of his back.

And, canonically, they're both shown to be at least half-decent at flirting, so whatever displays they have planned to annoy Alejandro would be just convincing enough to really get under his skin. Especially since Alejandro's shown in canon to be the protective/possessive type (mostly in All-Stars, in how he reacts to José insulting Heather) and likely wouldn't take too kindly to Duncan swooping in on "his amor" or whatever Spanish nickname he'd substitute it with.

Which all eventually leads to the scenario you proposed; Duncan plants a wet one on Noah's cheek and Alejandro sees red.

Noah's already exhausted by default, but feels weariness seep into the marrow of his bones as a seething Alejandro glares poisonous daggers towards Duncan, who's committed enough to their little ruse to in turn shoot a wink and a pair of finger guns towards the assistant. Deciding that he isn't paid nearly enough to deal with the inevitable confrontation between the two idiots who've apparently taken an interest in him (Duncan's, of course, being a known ruse), Noah leaves to go and do his actual job.

...

And then, Alejandro confronts Duncan directly in the Economy cabin, claiming that he doesn't deserve to so much as look at Noah, and that he (Alejandro) was the one Noah kissed and therefore the object of his attraction so Duncan better lay off. This is news to the punk, and adds a whole new layer of complexity to their plan. And perhaps something he can later exploit to give himself a leg up in the competition.

But why does the idea of Noah kissing Alejandro make his chest tighten up with envy?

And then maybe Duncan finds the untamed passion of Alejandro's genuine fury kind of hot and he too enters the metaphorical boxing ring of feelings? Aledunnoah endgame? The intern server has been posting a lot of Aleduncan lately so letting those two get together (and with Noah in there too, as a bonus) just seems natural to my brain at this point.

[kyuala]

ABRAM AS PORTAS PRO PIPE CIUMENTO DOENTE + RIVER

essas anon marcaram gol na minha cabeça kyky agora eu pensei no pipe conhecendo o TIME do river e o ídolo dando em cima da lobinha br. Aí quero ver o pau quebrar. Enquanto ele conversa com os outros jogadores o camisa 10 do time fica todo "ah? Brasileira 😈 eh? " e a coitada só chamou ele pro canto pra assinar um album pro pipe de surpresa de niver e ele ja oferecendo foto e pegando na cintura dela. Aiiiii esse felipe ontãno vira bixo até e rosna pro cara. Depois disso toda vez que o river tiver jogando ele fica vermelho falando "boludo de mierda não joga porra nenhuma e ainda quis roubar minha mulher na minha frente" 😡😡😤😤😤

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK PELO AMOR DE DEUS ELE IA TER UMA SÍNCOPE INTERNAMENTE off acho que ele não seria muito do tipo de arrumar briga por ciúmes da mulher (principalmente sóbrio e num relacionamento estável) mas imagino MUITO ele todo vermelhinho de raiva igual um pimentão, falando mal do cara no carro o caminho inteiro até em casa e TODA VEZ que tivesse jogo e ele aparecesse na tv ia falar todo ironicozinho "ó lá seu namorado 🙄🙄😤😑" aí quando vc fizesse um draminha tipo "blz vida só queria te agradar nunca mais te dou presente 👍🏼" ele viria todo com o rabinho entre as pernas te pedir desculpas, te abraçar, te encher de beijinho e falar q tava falando do cara só, q sabe q o amorzinho dele n teve nada a ver com isso 💔

[smicksstuff]

heyyy if you’re still writing for alejandro garnacho could you do a smau with just a couple cute posts between him and the reader? preferably sabrina carpenter as the fc pls, thank youu❤️

forever and always

alejandro garnacho x y/n I/n

face claim: sabrina carpenter

the story in which two childhood bestfriends realise that what they dreamed of all along was staring them right in the face.

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garnacho7 so proud of you amiga 👏🏼

username new music !!! I'm so EXCITEDDDDD

username cancelling plans on 17.03! IM BUSY!

username after her messy breakup this has got to be good!

yourbff that's my babygirl! can't wait to let everyone hear this masterpiece

garnacho7 impatiently waiting for the day I can scream these songs out loud

yn.jpg geez guys, y'all really are the best hype squad !

username where can i get a friendship like this

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garnacho7 THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE !!!

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garnacho7 hope you loved the surprise album party

yn.jpg best surprise ever 🤩

yn.jpg you are the best

yn.jpg what did i do to deserve this

yourbff you did it my love @/yn.jpg

username omg this friendship is so cute

username I don't know if I'm crying about the fact that this album hit me like a brick or the fact that ale and yn are the cutest besties on the planet

username this so real

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yourbff ☀️⛱️ 🌊

garnachofans UMM BESTIE....anything you would like to tell us ???

username please tell me it is who i think it is

username the way a certain someone is so quiet

username cmon starboy we are impatiently waiting

username put us out of misery and tell us already !!!!

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garnacho7 i’d like to hang out with you for the rest of my life ❤️

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manchesterunited 🥹🤍

username this has got to be the best day of my life!

antony00 love you both

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username all i want to know is how long he took to find the caption

facupellistri too many late night drives

username OMG not his bestfriend exposing him

yn.jpg i thought i was your bestfriend @/garnacho7

garnacho7 you are my love

facupellistri im going to let this slide once

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garnacho7 te quiero mi amor ❤️

lucialoi about time you admit it bestie

yn.jpg about damn time

username this is so wholesome

username the way it changed from "amiga" to "my love"

username i want this type of love

manchesterunited 😭❤️

username qn: how do you know that you are the favourite child? answer: when your boyfriend's workplace comments your posts

username manchester's favourite wag

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yn.jpg im a wag now 💙🤍

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garnacho7 my favourite ❤️

yourbff you went to a football game without me 😤😤😤

yn.jpg ill bring you next time

yourbff you better

facupellistri come watch spain next time 🇪🇸

yn.jpg will add that to my list of games

facupellistri let me know and ill see you there

garnacho7 excuse me.. you only watch argentina games

facupellistri 😤😡

username she really is living the life

username this is my dream life

username football, concerts and taylor swift

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garnacho7 my forever midnight kiss ✨💋

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yn.jpg always my love ❤️

username omg they are so cute!! i love them so much

facupellistri happy new vear love birds

manchesterunited ❤️❤️❤️

username when will this be meeeee

username my new years wish to find love like this

username power couple

perriedwards happy new year my kiddos! more dates in the new year

username omg i want more pics of ale, yn and axel

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2 Years Later .......

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yn.jpg short story: he kneeled, showed the ring and made me his wife-to-be

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garnacho7 te amo mi corazon ❤️

taylorswift CONGRATULATIONS !! Im so happy for the both of you!! 🥂🍾

manchesterunited Congratulations to you both !!

masonmount Congratulations you too !! Im so glad the pictures turned out so good !! 🤍📸

yn.jpg these are lovely pictures masey!! i cant thank you enough for capturing it

garnacho7 thanks mate!! and thank you for all your help too !! Amazing Photography

username OMG not mason sneaking around to take pictures for them !!

facupellistri can i just say that we may athletes but we arent equipped with enough skills to camouflage in the bushes

facupellistri also CONGRATULATIONS mi amigos

yourbff congratulations to my favourite couple in the world 💘💍💐

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a/n: sorry for the long wait!! thank you for reading this far!! If you have any one-shot scenarios send them to me!! I would love to try and recreate them for you ���̈

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un coco | ln4

pairing: f1 driver!ex!lando norris x fashion designer!ex!reader summary: your life goes on but what about your peace? fc: rosalía part two - part four

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user4 girly really said f1 cars are faster in person and called it a day user1 › user4 lmaoooo yn didn't even bother

user2 mother is BACK!!

user3 the last pic omg

danielricciardo And what about ME? ynclo › danielricciardo girl next time send me an invite

user5 arthur doing the yn kiss face im DEAD

user6 lewis comment????

user7 never beating the ferrari garage allegations i see user8 › user7 well probably thur's idea? let's not forget she only ever went to alphatauri's and mclaren's bc of her connections.. user7 › user8 ik it's just kinda weird

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user1 my mothers 😭😭😭

user2 something lgbt is happening to me

bellahadid ❤️ ynclo › bellahadid ❤️💕💖💞💋

lalalalisa_m let's do that again !! ily ynclo › lalalalisa_m whenever you say bby ❤️💞 (ily+)

user3 you're telling me she posted men just for the hell of it????

user4 guys she's just simping for women take it or leave it user5 › user4 translation 🔫🔫 user4 › user5 ??? (long live women)

kyliejenner omg we're so hot 🥵 ynclo › kyliejenner who's we??? i can only see one hottie (you)

user6 aren't we noticing some lack of... luka? user7 › user6 i didn't wanna say anything but user8 › user6 i was thinking the same!!

user9 yn world tour and i love it

user10 mom where's dad???

user11 i can't go through another divorce PLEASE

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arthur_leclerc 😡😡😡 ynclo › arthur_leclerc i was this close🤏🏽to kicking your ass next time im driving all the way to maranello arthur_leclerc › ynclo boohoo we drove all the way to maranello stfu

user1 omg????? yn?????

user2 guys where is luka?? 😔😔 user3 › user2 fr where's my bestie luka??? is she dating this guy now?? user4 › user3 "this guy" 🤡🤡 that's her best friend

user4 im happy and all but missy........

user5 la vita senza amore che vita è????????? yn???????? the post???????? user6 › user5 i don't get it 😭😭 user5 › user6 what life is a life without love basically

user7 congrats???

scuderiaferrari you can have him girl ynclo › scuderiaferrari no. ❤️ arthur_leclerc › scuderiaferrari ?????

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user2 luka and arthur >>>

elenavelez prettiest 💋 ynclo › elenavelez no u 😘

arthur_leclerc why is luka's pic first?? ynclo › arthur_leclerc guess (he finished 1st on the race sim) arthur_leclerc › ynclo just say u hate me and leave

user3 i missed my mom being happy

user4 "there's only thankfulness left" i love it here so much

user5 i can't be the only one noticing the red theme..

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user6 yn and arthur shutting everyone up lol they're in love w luka user7 › user6 fr arhut loves luka more than yn lol user8 › user6 arthur's in his steal ur bf era

user9 thank GOD they didn't break up

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HELLOOOO this is my first imagine/intagram au. I love insta au's sooo i wanted to try doing one i hope you like it ♥️ (I'm not good at writing dialogues/scenarios so bare with me pls love you all)

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