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drbtinglecannon · 4 months ago
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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
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demadogs · 2 months ago
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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
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dorykinny · 2 months ago
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Rip stanley you would have loved Avon
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sadclowncentral · 4 months ago
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
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quicktimeeventfull · 6 months ago
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it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.
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girldraki · 6 months ago
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johnbottoms · 6 months ago
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wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky
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jammboe · 3 months ago
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Pangaea miku
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neptunedotnet · 3 months ago
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wow, this leaked scene from the minecraft movie looks great
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willgrahamscock · 2 months ago
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when you finish a fic that was everything you could of hoped for and you click on their user to see that they’ve written dozens of fics for that pairing
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snakesinsocks2005 · 8 months ago
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Pin for survivors
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specks-of-time · 7 months ago
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sillyguy-supreme · 6 months ago
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white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:
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cornpapers · 3 months ago
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noodles-and-tea · 3 months ago
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Arms
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