#‘naaaaah she’s just a girl you know’

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[redbullgirly]

hi i saw your requests are open!! i was wondering if you could write a lance x indian!famous!fem reader where shes an actress and shes always getting shipped with other indian actors and she decided to hard launch her and lances wedding. fc - janhvi kapoor

thank you 💗

THE WEDDING [LS18 smau]

Lance Stroll x indian!famous!reader

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Summary: Y/N Y/L/N is a loved celebrity and her fans often speculate about her dating life, shipping her with other Indian actors and men. But what if, one day, she decides to hard launch her wedding with someone as unexpected as Formula One driver, Lance Stroll?

Warnings: I don't know many things about famous Indian actors, movies or series, and same goes for Indian culture. If you find any errors in this matter, please let me know! :)

Author's Note: Hi Anon, thank you for this request. I have to say it was probably the hardest social media au I have ever done, because I don't know basically anything about Indian movies, celebrities, actors and everything else... I found some random actors, but if some of you know them and I didn't portray them correctly, sorry about that! Though I hope you and everyone else will like it and enjoy it. Also thanks for the face claim, it helped me orient at least a little bit.

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yourusername time for loveee 🤍🌻👡

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user1 step on me. i beg

user2 Loveee💜🔥

shahidkapoor Always need time for love!💕😁

user3 i'm sensing something here 👀

user4 Wow okay Shahid... are you hinting something??

user5 always time for love you say😏

user6 PLEASE YOU AND Y/N WOULD BE THE PERFECT COUPLE

user7 Guys he's literally happily married. Calm down 🙄

user8 well he can dump her ass and marry y/n instead lol

user9 Y/N & Shahid nation STAND UP he commented😍😍

user10 So elegant so beautiful just looking like a wow 😳

user11 dream girl with dream life

user12 I don't like the Shahid and Y/N shippers in this comment section... c'mmon guys it's not gonna happen you can chill

user13 exactly if she's dating someone then it's obviously ishaankhatter 🤭

user14 giiiirl tagging him is WILD😭 but same tbh, I also think they'd be better couple🤷‍♀️

user15 naaaaah y/n and shahid 4ever

ranveersingh 💜🖤

user16 OMGGG

user17 he's here. I repeat: THE KING ARRIVED🗣🗣🗣

user18 ohhh I kinda see the potential of y/n and him being the IT couple😻

user7 Why the hell do you keep shipping this poor woman with older married dudes? Stop!

user19 jesus user7 let us live we do it just for fun🖕

user20 Idk about you guys but I don't do it just for fun... I live for this😂

user21 yeah same user20

user22 Can we talk about the fact he used the black heart he often uses in his captions plus the purple heart that Y/N just used in her caption?? Like hello? This has to mean something!!

user23 omg right? they're definitely hinting something🤨

user24 Hear me out, I'm Y/N's fan and ship her with multiple actors... but now you're being delusional, it's literally an emoji xd

user23 nah user22 convinced me there has to be something more to it🫡

user24 Perfect💯 wife material

harnaazsandhu_03 Need your makeup tutorial asap!✨🔥

user25 ME TOO PLS

user26 guysss what if she's trying to hint she was on a date or sm??!!!

user27 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!! Sry but the rose filled tub looks like it can fit two 🫢

user28 who do you think it is then?

user29 Pls Shadid Kapoor🫣

user30 I'm actually praying it's Ishaan rn🙏🙏🙏

user23 and i'm a new member of y/n and raveer singh nation... like imagine the matching outfits they'd slay together😩

user31 Unpopular opinion but I see Y/N with Varun dhawan

user33 yeah real unpopular 'cause he just announced he's engaged like two weeks ago girly 💀

user34 youu>>>>>>>>>

user35 Medical science has really reached another level with your plastic operations🥴

user36 stfu

dior 🤩💜

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user37 help not liking dior comment being y/n's only interaction under this whole post

user38 Poor her she probably doesn't want to have even more dating rumors going around because of replying to someone's comment...😕

user39 lmao don't make her into some tortured soul, she's probably just too busy XD

user40 your photos are so aesthetic🥰

user41 I WANT HER TO FINALLY DATE SOMEONE SO BAAAD

twitter & messages between Y/N and Lance

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user1 Absolutely gorgeous 😍

user2 omg guys she used the black heart!!!

user3 No way, that literally has to be a sign🫢

user4 wait im so confused... what is happening?

user5 It's about Ranveer Singh using the black heart emoji in his captions pretty often, commenting it under her last post and now her having it in her own caption

user4 wtf? you ranveer girlies are CRAZY 😭

user5 stfu user4 they're meant to be together🥰🥰

priyankachopra Beautiful girl!❤️🙏

yourusername thx!!

user6 y/n finally replied to someone's comment🫣

user7 Noooo why is it Priyanka Chopra??! Reply to Shahid or someone you're dating😓

user8 guys let her live... this is exactly why she isn't replying to anyone

user9 TWO QUEENS INTERACTING 😻

user10 Absolute Stunner 🖤🖤🖤🖤

vogueindia Our pleasure collaborating with you!🫶

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user11 even vogue is Y/N's fan😌

user12 Why are some f1 drivers in this woman's likes???🤨

user13 'cause she's famous lol

user14 Lance and others are always in Y/N's likes, I guess they know each other from some event or maybe they like Indian movies she's been in... idk, the world can be really small XD

user12 It's still kinda suspicious🧐

user13 naaah it really is not

user14 tasteful🌹

therajakumari Icon

user15 we love women supporting women

varundvn Didn't see you for a while and suddenly you're dressed in black... any more surprises coming? 🤔🖤🤍

user16 WHAT DO YOU KNOW VARUN

yourusername hmmm let me think 🤔

user17 I can't believe my eyes... did Y/N just reply to a man in her comments?😨

user18 OMGGGG

user19 no but what does it meeaaaannn?!

user20 This is a good day to be Varun and Y/N shipper🤭

user21 the emojis HELLO

user22 nothing will ever convince me they aren't secretly in love and dating 🥰

user23 Ehm... he literally has a fiancé?

user22 and what? maybe she's just a cover for him and y/n 😉

user24 I wanna be heeer

user25 I wanna be WITH her

voguemagazine 📸📸📸

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user26 Bohot sundar 😍 [Very beautiful 😍]

messages between Y/N, Varun Dhawan, Shahid Kapoor, Ranveer Singh and Ishaan Khatter

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lance_stroll replied to your story: Can't wait to see my beautiful bride! ❤️

yourusername ohhh baby i'm so excited and nervous for tomorrow 😭🥰

lance_stroll Me too... but as long as we have each other, it's going to be okay

yourusername ofc lance 🫶

lance_stroll And if you change your mind about going public, just let know, okay sweetheart?

yourusername thank you, but i won't

yourusername it's time for the world to see my man 😘

lance_stroll ❤️

user1 replied to your story: y/nnnn what's happening

user2 replied to your story: I'm praying for you & Shahid rn 🙏

user3 replied to your story: Girlie isn't that the song you once said you want to play at your wedding???🫣

user4 replied to your story: So pretty

user5 replied to your story: 😍

varundvn replied to your story: Let's go! 🔥

yourusername are you srsly trying to hype up rn? 😭

varundvn ... Is it working?

yourusername ...maybe

varundvn Then let's go you're going to smash it in the wedding dress!🔥

yourusername u have no idea how much i'm glad crazy people ship us 'cause we got to meet thx to that 😭

user6 replied to your story: Bf reveal!!!!

user7 replied to your story: pls tell me you're finally going to announce you're dating one of your co-stars

user8 replied to your story: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FALL ASLEEP TODAY KNOWING TOMORROW IS HAPPENING SOMETHING BIG😩

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user1 I did NOT expect that

ranveersingh Congratulations to my favourite couple! Memorable day and beautiful ceremony.

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user2 my heart is breaking rn💔

user3 OMG RANVEER WAS THERE?!!

user4 i feel stupid for shipping him w y/n 😃

user5 But can we talk about how sweet it is he attended her wedding???🥺

user6 nooooo my favourite ship

user7 I guess at least they're close enough to go to each other's wedding 🫠

user8 this was definitely not on my 2024 bingo card

fernandoalo_oficial my first indian wedding but definitely not the last 🤪

lance_stroll Already planning on changing us for someone else?

fernandoalo_oficial no, but you can have like a golden wedding in twenty years 😄

yourusername you'll be definitely invited

user9 never in my life did i imagine fernando alonso and y/n y/l/n interacting with each other

user10 RIGHT? it still feels like a fever dream😭

user11 the wedding looks so beautiful!🥹🫶

shahidkapoor Forever & Always

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user12 that was supposed to be your wedding to Y/N dude

user13 MY FAVOURITE SHIP IS IN RUINS

user14 rip shahid and y/n girlies... 💔🥲

user15 Guys, let him be. He is married and so is Y/N now. It's actually sweet that he wishes them well.

user16 QUEEN😻

user17 who's here from f1 fandom ⬇️

user18 me and i can't believe lance stroll pulled some hot famous indian actress

user19 yeah, today has been crazy... 🤠

user20 I just saw one of her films and damn it's actually good xd

user21 how did we know NOTHING about lance being in a relationship???

user22 Idk I was just so shocked when I saw this post lol

user23 the twitter detectives got played this time😭

user24 No but why do I kinda understand why Y/N and Lance fit together perfectly-

user25 WE SEE THE VISION SIS

varundvn We can't send each other funny theories about our secret relationship anymore... 😓

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varundvn Anyway, congratulation so much! I bet I was the best bridesmaid you ever saw! 🫶

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user26 LOL not him being at the wedding as well 😃

user27 Why are all the men she was shipped with coming into these comments dropping hints about being besties and going to the wedding?!

user28 guys they were making fun of us the whole time🙃

user29 THEM SEDING EACH OTHER THEORIES HELP

f1 We hope to see Y/N in the paddock next season!🤩

user30 she will slay

user31 she will eat

user32 If we get Y/N in the paddock, maybe I can get over my favorite ships being turned into dust🫢

user33 I'M DEAD

isahernaez Dreamy wedding 🎀🤍

yourusername dreamy girl right here 😻

user34 i mean... congrats, but what the hell-?!!

user35 🥰🥳

user36 THIS IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE

THE END

Author's Note: Thank you for reading this social media au! I hope you liked it and I'll appreciate likes, comments, reblogs, follows and every other way of support. If you want to send requests for either social media au or normal written fanfiction, don't be shy. Have a great day!

[offbranddrpepsi]

YEEE love ur works sm, could ya give me a yandere Jett? Everyone loves possessive duelists, i thin :P

I think you right man, everyone wants their possessive duelists which tbf they have the biggest personalities imo so its fair. Anyways, here's your Yandere windy girly, she may be a bit toned down compared to the others as i HC her as insanely chill. NSFW below the cut as normal

Warning: Public intimacy mentions

Jett is incredibly chill so much so she borderlines one of those big fluffy dogs that let kids climb all over them. That being said its not even obvious she has set her sights on you until weeks if not months later.

She is the best friend and girlfriend someone can be if a bit rowdy and jokey. However when it comes to you only she can bully you, make jokes at your expense, and even tease you. If anyone even tries she either shushes them or turns it back on them a bit more vicious than she normally would.

She is also you're peak hype girl and everyone does notice just how much attention she gives you. When questioned she is very tsundere about it or at the very least plays it off as just how she is. Favoritism? Naaaaah, shes just being a good friend

Once Jett falls, like once it tips from a simple crush to full love, she escalates RAPIDLY. You hardly have to do much for yourself. She's carrying your bags, your food, picking up your laundry and folding it without you even asking, shes reserving the best seats for you two and even calls dibs on things not for herself but for you.

Shes a cuddle bug and hugs you absolutely every chance she gets. she HAS to touch you if she can so she does and you get used to it. An arm around your shoulders, her hugging you passively as you talk to someone, rubbing her face into you without you even acknowledging her. If she isn't clinging to you people get start getting concerned.

Shes stealing your things constantly due to how not herself she feels when you aren't around. Somehow she's managed to get into your room and steal a blanket, hoodies go missing, one of your pillows ends up in her gaming chair. When you try and reclaim them she breaks down crying over missing you so much between missions and training that you fold and let her keep them so long as you can swap them out for others when you need them. Its like a switched flips as she smothers you in hugs and thanks.

Of course just stealing your things isn't enough for her, she wants you after all. She gets closer and closer until you wouldn't possibly deny sharing a room with her and going on vacations with her. At times it honestly feels like she would crawl into your skin if she could and lets face it she absolutely would.

She is one of the few who would still let you go on missions but would use it to show off. Nothing touches you, one of her knifes embedded in the bodies of those that would. Her wind is always present even if she isn't, keeping you from harm while also keeping her in the know.

Speaking of her wind, even not in battle it seems to hug you. This isn't something she does on purpose but is a raw expression of her feelings towards you. She wants to be near you constantly, wants to hold you constantly. She wants to breath you in at any moment she can. So when she can't do that her wind does. Your hair is always a bit floaty, your steps lighter, sometimes it tugs at your clothes and you have to scold it with the hopes it carries your displeasure to its creator.

She is by far not dominant in the relationship but hooks you so well you can't help but adore her. She cries or at the very least pouts when ever you go against something she wants, be it spending time with someone else or even refusing a hug. She doesn't ever use her words to guilt trip you and will take no as an answer should you be assertive, but she still sticks out her lip and looks like the most wounded puppy in the world as you try and softly let her done.

sexually Jett, though being entirely dedicated and submissive to you, is still a massive needy brat

She takes joy in lounging around your shared space nude, encouraging you to touch her and do to her what you wish. She is your toy and gets a high off of being the only one you fuck.

before you two become a thing she would probably be down for casual sex though she gets very possessive and makes it clear that, though its casual, she does not want you fucking anyone else. After your first encounter she is addicted to you and wants you to be addicted to her and she very vocal about it

in public you aren't safe as she either whispers or uses her wind to tell you just how bad she wants you, what shes fantasizing about, how good your ass looks in those pants, etc. She does this casually and then her happy go lucky mask is back up and no one has any idea why you're so red.

She also would never draw the line at where you two can fuck. Shes on her knees in the training room, having you fuck her face. Her tits are out as you finger her in the kitchen. Shes begging you to fuck her harder as you two are squished in a poorly closed storage closet. Her clothes are always perfect for ease of access. She wears skirts a bit more, though still very rarely, and underwear a bit less, though she still keeps her normal wardrobe in tact.

Jett makes it clear she is free to use when ever you want and encourages you to use her at even the slightest bit of horniness. She could be gaming hard and will happily let you fuck her while her mic is muted (or unmuted if you'd like). There isn't a kink she wont do if you want her to do be it fucking her in her sleep, choking her, or even spitting on her; as long as she is the only one getting this treatment she loves it.

If you can cum in or on her she begs for it. She wants every bit of you that you're willing to give so this makes sense she wants this too.

Very vocal about how your hers, mumbles of 'mine, mine, mine' as you fuck her brains out. Making you promise she is the only one you'll fuck and are the only one you're allowed to fuck. Sinking her nails into your flesh as both a marking and warning.

Bullys you about fucking her impossibly harder. Drains you of everything then teases you about it. Frustrates you until shes unable to walk and thoroughly busted up, more bruised than not. She has you absolutely pussy drunk and trapped despite you being the one holding her leash.

[xxoxobree]

Not to be contriversal but Miles 42 does not give the vibes of liking white girls im sorry but i just can't see it happening

I know its a fun headcanon for those shippers but naaah he would def be with a black/latina girl

I cringe so hard when I see him with gwen like naaaaah we need black love

I HATE! And I cannot express that enough seeing him with Gwen 🤣 that be getting on my nerves I scroll pass those artwork and theories and stuff soo fast like get that shit off my screen IMMEDIATELY!!!

If you ship them cool but nuh uh ✋🏽 I can’t see it don’t wanna see it. They’re so different too Gwen is a privileged white girl , you could tell by the way she had no regard for Miles’ things and ripped open his collectible. She���d probably irritate tf out of Miles G.

[howlingday]

Persemblance

1 / (2) / 3 / 4

Qrow: Hey. Some girl named Weiss Schnee went missing.

Qrow: All this work is such a pain! It's like people expect huntsmen to solve crimes or something!

Qrow: Ruby, get your uncle another beer.

Ruby: ...

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Neptune: Weiss really isn't at school today...

Port: THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD!

Neptune: It's almost like that crazy TV world we fell into has something to do with the murders!

Naaaaah.

Neptune: I can't just walk away this time. I need to find out why Weiss had to die like this!

Yang: Neptune...

Neptune: ...So can we go back in the TV again please, please, please~!

Sure.

Neptune: YAAAAAAAAY~! THIS IS GONNA BE SO AWESOME~!

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Neptune: Alright, guys, this is going to be dangerous...

Neptune: So, I brought a rake!

Neptune: Also, Yang doesn't get to come!

Yang: Wh-What?! But I-

Neptune: Shut up and hold this rope!

Neptune: YAAAY, TV WORLD~!

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Somewhat: Hey! It's you guys again!

Somewhat: Now I get it... You must be the ones throwing people in!

Neptune: SHUT UP AND TAKE OFF THAT SUIT!

Neptune: (Yanks Somewhat's head off)

Neptune & Somewhat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Somewhat: We must join forces~!

Somewhat: (Hands over glasses)

Neptune: What are these for?

Somewhat: So you can look cool during battles~!

Neptune: Battles- Wait! This is Weiss' parents door! I bet this place has something to do with how she di-

Somewhat: TUTORIAL FIGHT! TUTORIAL FIGHT!

Neptune: What?

Grimm: (Licks Neptune's face)

Neptune: WAIT, WHAT, WHAT IS THIS?!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PERSONA~

The Rusted Knight: I AM THOU, THOU ART ME...

The Rusted Knight: WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILYYY~!

Somewhat: Okay, listen; some Grimm have weaknesses, but they never make any sense! So just guess until you get it right! Here, press this button to get a helpful analysis!

Somewhat: I'm CHEESED to see your GOUDA input skills and FONDUE diligence for this SQUEAKER of a battle~!

ZIO!

Somewhat: Wowie, sir~! That was amazing~! Don't you think so, what's your face?

Neptune: Hey, why don't you call me sir?

Somewhat: Because you're comic relief!

???: WHY DO I HAVE THE WORST DAUGHTER IN THE WORLD?!

Neptune: Is that Weiss' dad? I don't get it. Weiss always seemed like she was having fun at work... Y-You mean to tell me she WASN'T happy working at the store that drove her family out of business?!

Weiss: Hey, Neptune~!

Neptune: Yes, my sweet~?

Weiss: GO KILL YOURSELF!

Neptune: WHAT?! B-But we were gonna get married and have a million beautiful babies together!

?Neptune?: Whatever, man. She wasn't even that hot.

Somewhat: (Gasps) Two Neptunes?!

?Neptune?: More like one Neptune and one... AWESOME Neptune. Gee, living in the country sure is boring-

Neptune: NO, YOU'RE NOT ME, I WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER!

Somewhat: Whoa~!

Neptune: Naptiiime~!

Grimm Neptune: SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE JUST ORDERED A STUPID LOOKING BOSS~! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZIO!

Grimm Neptune: OW!

Neptune: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

Somewhat: You have to accept it, or it'll attack us again!

The strength of heart to face one's self has blah blah blah...

Neptune: Okay, fine, I guess I do kinda hate everything.

He has obtained the facade used to overcome life's hardships... THE PERSONA FARMER PIG MONK~!

Neptune: Sweet~! Maybe now we can save people who fall in here before they die!

Somewhat: Yeah~! You know, since you guys came in here, I've been wondering where I come from and-

Neptune: Yeah, whatever! See you later!

Somewhat: HUH?!

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Neptune: Hey, we're ba- Oh, crap, I forgot about you.

Yang: You guys are jerks!

Yang: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!

Neptune: Huh. I guess we should apologize.

Neptune: Later! I'm going to bed.

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Blake: I'm wearing a kimono because I'm filling in for my mom at the inn we run!

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TV: Blake Belladonna is wearing a kimono because she's filing in for her mom at the inn they run.

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You should watch the midnight channel. There's a high school girl wearing a kimono on the screen. ...but you can't think of anyone who fits that description, so you decided to go to bed.

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Ozpin: Helloooooooooooooooo~!

Ozpin: Person, persona, persona...

Ozpin: SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS!

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Neptune: Dude! I'm so excited to find out who's behind all these murders!

Neptune: Let's be friends~!

You became friends with Neptune~! Neptune will now DIE FOR YOU

Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yang: BLAKE'S MISSING! BLAKE'S MISSING!

Yang: BLAKE'S MISSING! BLAKE'S MISSING! BLAKE'S MISSING! BLAKE'S MISSING!

Yang: (Scroll buzzes, Answers) Oh, is this Blake? Yaaay~!

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Qrow: Two bodies hanging from telephone poles... and we don't even know if this is a homicide yet.

Clover: Sir, I think we can probably assume it's a-

Qrow: Shut up, Ebi.

Qrow: We've got no clues about the perp. We don't even have a sus because the sec with the mo's got a perf al.

Clover: Sir, what are you even-

Qrow: SHUT UP, EBI.

Clover: Um, so what do we know about the case so far?

Qrow: The perp... is PROPBABLY in Patch!

ACE DETECTIVE~!

Qrow: Case closed! Let's get drunk.

Clover: Huh?!

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Ruby: ...

[razorblade180]

A simple gift

[Music Store]

Clerk:Hello! What can I do you for?

Peach:Heard you were the best music shop in Atlas with the coolest tech around. Heh, I’m here for none of that actually. *points behind counter* One pare of vintage headphones please. The red ones.

Clerk:Oooo, you have taste.

Peach:It’s my mom who’s the real dabbler in this brand. Her birthday is coming up and this would make the perfect gift.

Clerk:Sounds wonderful. Wait one minute and I’ll have them ready for-

The young gasped as three people entered his establishment with a loud kick that flew open the doors. Peach turned around, her silver eyes the size of dinner plates as she saw two burly men pointing handguns at her and the clerk while a woman in the middle wearing a hockey mask did the same with her pistol.

Woman:Nobody move!

Peach:…Well this isn’t how my day was supposed to go. Why are you the only one in a mask? Haven’t been to jail yet? Is-

Woman:Shut your mouth and put your hands up! Both of you!!!

Clerk: *raises hands*

Peach:Dude, you should do that more like this. *raises slowly* Quick can get people jumpy. Although I’m positive dude in the left has the safety on.

The brute looks down to double check. It’s definitely off. He glances back annoyed as Peach tilts her head in disbelief. It’s only then he realized how dumb it was to look away.

Brute:Don’t mess with me!

Peach:I talk when I’m nervous is all. Don’t mind me; so I’m betting you want the money? That or new wireless earbuds are too expensive. I’d be tempted to steal too. Not with guns though. That’s a bit-

Woman:Shut. Up. *aims gun*

Peach:…May I move to left?

Clerk:What?

Woman:What?

Peach:I would like you to keep your guns on me as I move left. I don’t like how I’m in front of the headphone display and you all seem a little twitchy. So if you could please humor me and -

The woman shot three rounds into the case, shattering it and piercing several headphones, including the red pair.

Peach:….

Woman:Do you think this is a game!?

Peach:…Well, I tried to be reasonable.

xxxxx

Weiss:Where did that girl run off to?

Ruby:Relax. I’m sure she’s out the music store just at the end of this street. We’ll scoop her up and make our reservation in no time. *holds hand* We have time.

Weiss:I’m not worried about that. I just wanted us all to shop together. Knowing her she’ll forget all about what she’s supposed to be doing if something catches her eye. Hopefully the store clerk doesn’t mind idle-

A young woman goes flying through a glass window and land on the sidewalk in pain. Ruby and Weiss then see two men run out of the music store frantically before their own daughter comes flying out through the broken window.

Peach grabs the pole of a street lamp, swinging around it and planting her feet into a brutes chest hard enough to knock him away, then she swings around and begins strangling the other one by pincering both legs between his throat. She slides down the pole, still chocking him, and grabs his pistol, removes the bullets, then beams the gun at the first brute’s head as he tried to get up. Now that they were both unconscious, Peach walked over to the woman and grabs her by the hair before she could escape.

Woman:I’m sorry!!!! Please! Let me go!!! *crying*

Peach:Mmmm naaaaah. You’re kind of an asshole. I mean I was always going to stop you guys but I was at least going to let you get money out the store so nobody would have to shoot anyone, but you had to go shoot my mom’s birthday gi-

Weiss and Ruby:….

Peach:Oh, hi moms!! Done shopping?

Ruby:Hi sweetie! Kicking but I see.

Weiss:Peach, you’re unlicensed.

Peach:So are these guns. Also I’m the victim! This was self defense, but now that two real huntsman are here… *lets go* Here you go.

Weiss:…*looks at woman* Alright, hands where I can see them. Ruby, please go peel the men off the ground.

Ruby:*snickers*

After about twenty minutes local police came and took away the robbers while Peach sat on a near by bench and watched her parents work until they finally came back.

Peach:So who got the credit?

Weiss:Seeing how you “played victim” I just told them you caused enough push back to send them running towards us.

Peach:Excuse me, but I am a victim! I found the perfect pair of red retro headphones for mom but that brat shot it into pieces!

Ruby:Awww you remembered my birthday is coming up? That’s so sweet. You’re also as scatterbrained as me apparently. With a temper like Weiss.

Weiss:Hey!

Peach:What?

Weiss:Did they shoot the display case?

Peach:Yeah, why?

Weiss:Did you ask if the clerk had any in the back or on a shelf?

Peach….

The girl sprinted back into the music store. Only a minute later did she come sliding back out into view with a box over her head and eyes wide.

Peach:He said it’s on the house! I’m gonna help him pick up the glass!

Ruby:Woooo!

Weiss:She’s going to give me gray hairs.

Ruby:You’d look the same.

Weiss:Not the point.

[caramel-demon-on-bike]

☆彡 HEADCANONS AND AU STUFF ミ★

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Ok! So as I said this is my little Metal Family ships ranking! All I will say now are my headcanons. you can disagree with them, just remember to not being rude just because someone likes something you don't like!

Main Characters + my oc!

Glam x Victoria - one of my favorite ships! I think they fit together perfectly! I love love love them <3 10/10

Glam x Chive - I think they may had some small romantic relationship in the past. But it's not what I would call a permanent relationship. ( tbh I have a small headcanon that Chive and Glam could flirt with each other when they are drunk lol.) I like them together but prefers their relationship more as brothers/best friends! 6/10

Chive x Victoria - whaaaat..? No, it wouldn't work lmao 0/10

Chive x Anna - naaaaah,, :/ I don't like this ship. I see them as good friends + I think Anna prefers girls. In my headcanon Chive may have flirted with her at beginning but nothing more came of it. Just best friends! 0/10

Victor x Chive (oc x canon ship!) - so basically it's my otp, what can I say about them. I don't think anyone here knows much about this ship because Victor is my oc but I will try to describe you more this ship. When I was creating Victor I wanted to combine opposites! Victor is often stressed and Chive would help him chill out. I think they would complement each other. In my AU Victor would also help Ches out of addiction at the beginning. I just really like this ship. 10/10

Anna x Victoria - it's an interesting ship to be honest. I think like with Glam x Chive there may have been a closer relationship at first but then it turned into a platonic friendship + I think victoria is straight lol. 3/10

Anna x Glam - whaaaaat? 0/10

Dee x Heavy (proship) - NO. -100/10 pls don’t, it should be illegal!!

Dee/ Heavy x Glam/ Vicky/ Anna/ Ches/ anyone over 18 (proship) - HELL NAHHH. If someone ships this, I'll find that person. <•>_<•> -1000/10

Dee x Lif - Cute! I like their relationship it's sweet how Dee tries to impress her! I hope they can be canonically together :> 9/10

Heavy x Lif - I’m so sorry… but they fit so perfect together too…. I'm undecided whether I prefer Dee x Lif or Heavy x Lif (I’m so sorry Dee) 9/10

Dee x Diana - I think she has a crush on him but he doesn't care LMAOOO. But they would be interesting together. 4/10

Heavy x Diana - I don't know what to think about this ship. It wouldn't be a long relationship 3/10

Bob x Lordy - Just best friends! 1/10

Glam x Lydia (proship) - ._. No. Pls no. 0/10

Gustav x Mary - poor Mary.. :( toxic af 0/10

Gustav x Roft - slay. 10/10/j

Chive x Donuts - canon ship. 100000/10/j

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Other probable ships with my oc!! (AU)

Victor x Glam - I don't think they fit together. I see them as best friends. In my AU Victor and Glam would take care of Ches in his hard times, which could bring them together in friendship! 0/10

Victor x Victoria - nahhh same thing as with glam, only best friends! Btw In my AU Victor would have a better relation with Victoria than Ches (because, you know, she would often get nervous at Ches) 0/10

Anna x Victor - Nahhh, they don't like each other in my AU lol. 0/10

Dee/ heavy x Victor (proship) - NO. Pls don’t ship this,, -10/10

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If you have any questions feel free to ask! I would also like to know your opinion about Metal Family ships!

Have a nice day!

[tsuki-sennin]

Prominence horn! Sununicorn!

Alchemy... modern chemistry even, is the study of matter and the changes it undergoes. It could be as simple as halogens forming salt from metals. It could be as macabre and absurd as creating kitchen knives out of things like tape or crab. It could be as vital as the food you eat being broken down inside your body and spreading nutrients all throughout it, or as brutal as building an empire out of Blue Sky and the blood of far too many people.

Young miss Rinne Kudo, for her part, is undergoing a change of her own. A... transformation, if you will... Daybreak has past, and the Sun hangs high above us in the sky. Allow her to take the stage on a stark white horse...

And, after that... the curious case of Kurogane Spanner's stalling engine. What sort of mechanical failure is he suffering from? Is the ego that once propelled him becoming an unreliable fuel source?

Spoilers, I guess...

-The Kitchen Alliance!

-What are we cookin'?

-"Naaaaah, it's fiiiiine~!"

-Yeah, fuck secrecy~!

-"My dad gave me this ring, it's not the same thing :<"

-"Good morning, meat boy >:3"

-It doesn't feel right seeing Clotho get bowled over like that.

-Kerberos...

-Three heads, just like the mythological Geryon. Hmm...

-"Atropos, dear, how about you take him for a walk? :)"

-Hello, Spanner's Mom.

-Can't believe it, can ya?

-Minato-sensei's deadliest ability. Rerouting pathfinding.

-Noooooooo, Hotarooooo!

-"Sensei, c'mon man!"

-Geryon all along!

-Take some small comfort in that, Rinne.

-Doggy!

-Saba miso~!

-Renge-san's taken quite the

-M

-Meat puffs.

-"I'm gonna be real, this isn't as terrible as I thought it'd be."

-Niku!

-Niku!

-YOU MONSTER

-Spooked by a nine year old.

-SteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeamHopper!

-Extra spicy fried grasshoppers~!

-He's three guys now!

-I seeeeee! An overheat limit~!

-Help us, Rinne...

-Ohhhhhh, that's not good.

-Geryon Gilded.

-Oh Rinne...

-Friendship...

-All lives touch other lives to create something new and alive.

-"Shaddap!"

-"Yeeeeeah... about that..."

-Not a law... but a principle.

-Kudo...

-"Filthy traitor :c"

-Yeaaaaah...

-YEAAAAAAAAAH!

-Alchemisdriver~!

-Alchemis Link!

-Unicon! The Sun!

-As above, so below...

-Go-Go-Go-Gotchanko!

-Prominence Horse! Sununicorn!

-Her resolve has come!

-Gotcha~!

-What's Your Fire, comin' in hot~!

-Tearing up the ground~!

-Get it back on, Majade!

-I deeply appreciate just how unironically...

-Magical the whole thing is.

-Gotcha~!

-Doggy~!

-Be free, child.

-"Even Kudoh Rinne..."

-Sorry Kyoka, I don't think Spanner's in the mood.

-How do you know what happened to her, you creepy old fuck-

-Minato-sensei...

-Y'know, I think he does understand.

-"Girl, what????

-Cake~!

-Okay, next time

-OH WHAT SPANNER BACKSTORY REVEAL

-Angelead...

-"Good work, daughter I don't hate."

-Y'know, it's pretty telling that Geryon constantly giving his homunculi piss-colored chromejobs seems to win out over other alchemical goals like creating panacea or learning more about prima materia.

-Already confident, eh?

-"Ohhhhh, I see~!"

-Awwww, no Mom?

-Damn, last week I learned she was Sukeban Deka as a kid.

-"You're just as Spanner said you are~!"

-Sour grapes...

-So that's the Angel's game, is it?

-Angelead and Madwheel...

-"So like, I hate to be a jerk, but I've gotta ask..."

-For Spanner...

-Up to twelve.

-"Yeah, they got Madwheel, remember?"

-Holy shit, he seems almost

-Happy!

-At least Kyoka believes us.

-"Oh... oh no... No, no no no no!"

-Cake~!

-"Nooooooo, Supana!"

-The dead can't be alchemists, eh?

-Jesus Christ, wha

-Ohhhhh

-They're getting dusty.

-Orphenoch style death.

-"Stupid dog..."

-Lachesis, you wanted to fuck this poor sopping bloody mess of man several episodes ago, shush-

-"Noooo... :c"

-There he is.

-Spanner.......

-"Remember me, buddy? How about I rip that darkness out~?"

-This is Heisenberg levels of petty.

-"Oh, nope, can't have that~!"

-Minato-sensei, what the fuck man

-Ohhhhhh

-Kyoka meant

-Black fire literally.

-"Be gilded, my son!"

-MADWHEEL NOOOOO

-Watching your parents die again, getting beaten to a bloody pulp in front of your ex girlfriend, being forced to make your favorite Chemy do bad things, and being flashbanged by a Rubik's cube.

-Kurogane Spanner's having a terrible day.

-Fuck you, Angel.

-"He's... he's gone, you little punks."

-Kyoka-san...

-Oh no....

-"H-hey, listen buddy, how about-"

-Piling on the traumas one after another, I see.

-All too often incredible power falls into the hands of malice.

-Chess....

-"No virtue in vengeance..."

-"You're a good boy, Spanner... that's what made you so powerful."

-:(

-I'm almost upset I like Spanner now.

-"Goodbye. Get lost. Farewell."

-"You won't fail again. Not while I still think so, at least!"

-Angry Car Man...

-Come home... Valvarad...

[embossross]

Voilà, here I am !

Hjdhjfhf I was so happy to receive my notification, I wasn't expecting it until next week, I read that you were sick (are you feeling better ?)

Last night alcohol and tiredness got the better of me and I admit I can't remember everything, so here goes the live reaction while I'm re-reading !

First, surfing, I love the idea ? Hanma in a wetsuit I 😍 ... ok, let's focus again.

Our girl is so cute, supporting, applauding and feeding our favorite psychopath playing in the waves, like a devoted babysitter.

"Even a broken clock is right twice". That's it. I think I've said this before, but it's in simple little lines like this that the cleverness of your writing is most apparent. I can't explain why, but I'm blown away every time. You really have this style... idk, it's just smart, sorry I wish I had more words to define it.

"He's glad he resisted crushing all that good health to nothing today." Hm ok, thanks Shuji-baby for not killing us today ig 👉🏻👈🏻 ? (The fries in the milkshake is a big no though. Red flag.)

The euphemisms in the recommendation. This little moment of complicity, I live for it ok ?

AAAAAAAAH DARK MITSUYA I'M DYING !! Seriously, I'm thinking of proposing to the person who will one day write about a not-so-good-Mitsuya (writers here, this is a cry from the heart !)

My goodness. My post is getting really long, I'm getting embarrassing.

The way Hanma narrates the murder, methodical, organized, cold. I got chills, if I were her I would have been fucking terrified.

You know what I love most about your heroines? It's that she (God I'm sorry, I don't remember if she has a name or not) and Yasuko are not bad bitches, they are simple, random girls and yet, that doesn't stop them from being sure of themselves and their desires in front of men who are more than intimidating. I could never. I mean, it took me nine fucking years to be open about it with my boyfriend ??? (Yeah.. maybe I'm the problem 🫠).

"Yeah, yeah, I want to go dancing with you," naaaaah she is so cute !!

"He could just eat you up." YES, PLEASE GO AHEAD SIR 🫡

Ok, I'm at the smut point and I'm going to repeat myself again but you are one of the last authors who can make me blush. WELCOME TO THE CLUB yeah I remember last night stomping my feet on my bed lol

That's it, I'm done bothering you now. I loved every part of this chapter and I would have so much more to say but I'm getting tired of my own self so I'll just say thank you and tell you again that it's always a fucking pleasure to read you. See you 🥰

the RE-read? gosh i am so spoiled by you. i do not deserve it!

hanma in a wetsuit! you are so right for this. someone should draw it fr

i enjoyed the little mitsuya drop there. he would be feral about his sisters & i'd read too haha.

one of the weird things about this chapter is that hanma's now in a great mood, he's happy, he's chill, but he's still so dangerous. you really nailed it when you said reader is babysitting her favorite psychopath. he can be happy and thinking about how he almost killed the instructor - he probably wouldn't have killed reader - and he can cheerfully recount murder. reader's past being too scared though, no matter how chilling, because she saw him gouge that guy's eyeball out once. they are past it lol

i am really really flattered by your comment about this reader and yasuko in dgm!! yes, they are not bad bitches because what kind of power / confidence / authority would even mean anything in the context of these dangerous murderers? and i like the contrast between those two characters. yasuko is def more sure of her desires, but less strongwilled, while this reader actually really struggles with recognizing or pursuing what she wants but is a concrete wall when it comes to what she DOESN'T want and i respect it. anyway ty that's really nice

& thank you for stomping your feet at the smut 😆 i felt like i rushed it, so good to know it has the stamp of approval >> i will see myself out for that pun

your comments are always such a joy to read and they provide not only great insight into what is landing with readers but also great motivation to continue, so thank you sincerely for this 💖💖

[capricornwriter5]

Always on time - Chapter 13

Pairing: Jooheon x female OC

Genre: childhood friends to enemies, enemies to friends, friends to lovers, smut (later chapters), fluff, angst, slow burn, idol AU!

Warning: mentions of mental health issues, mentions of workaholic disorder, curse words

Words: 3k

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Chapter 13

"Nooooooo! Heeeee told yuu dat?" Areum asked half-drunk… well, more like very drunk. "And you’re telling me just now?! You’re incredibly... hiccup!"

After training, Julie and Liv ended up in Areum’s apartment where they ordered all the junk food they came up with and a lot, a lot of alcohol. They had spent all afternoon eating, drinking, watching dramas, and talking. There came a point in the night when Julianne was so drunk that she decided to get carried away and told both of them what happened the night of the auction with Jooheon.

"That azzhole" Liv managed to say between bouts of hiccups. "Wait till I see him, I’ll hit him in his... No, no, no, I know what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna put whip cream inside all his caps and I’m gonna put empty cookie plastic wraps in the pockets of his jackets and his pants, and I’m gonna put chili powder in his coffee, and...."

"Naaaaah, it’z not nessezary" Julie replied. "Aktwally, I was pretty angry, but it’z not the first time that Jooheon getz all protective macho-man over my dates... And it’z not like being mad at him is gonna stop him from being such a beast to say thingz... Although, on second thought, throw the chili powder in the coffee and record it for me, pleeeeeeazzzze?"

"Right, right but.... Wait" Liv continued. "I have a queztion... Kang Dae... he doesn’t know about you and the... the... jeez, this kicking and punching thingy..."

"KICKBOXING!" Areum shouted out of nowhere throwing a bowl of popcorn in the air. "Kickboxing... it’z called".

"Uh-huh," Liv said. "It looked like he waz going to have a fit when he saw uz earlier".

"Ahhhh... that.... Well.... Nope, he doesn’t know aaaanythiiiingy," Julianne replied. "When we started dating, like, seriously, in college I had already quit, and I just didn’t think it was something he had to know... After all, I never thought about putting on the gloves again".

"Riiiight, mmmmmmmm" a very drunk Liv started approaching an even drunker Julie. "Well, for now, I’ll believe you".

"SIMON!" shouted Areum again. "Hiz name waz Simon, the boy Jooheon waz jealouz of at school, remember?"

"Don’t be an idiot, Areum-ah" Julianne replied. "Simon was the guy you liked, the one who competed in swimming".

"Awwww, right... He waz soooooo handsome. Do you think he ztill rememberz me? What if I look him up on Inztagram and...?"

"And it’s time to sleep," Julianne said when she saw the state of her friend. "Come, give me your cell phone... put the phone down, Areum-ah... give meeee the cell phone...."

After about fifteen minutes, Julie managed to take Areum’s cell phone out of her hands and Liv helped her into the bedroom. The latter was not so difficult as the poor girl was already half asleep. Areum hasn’t had a drink in a while, which explains why soju hit her so hard, but Julie never expected it to hit her THAT hard.

"In the closet there are a couple of extra duvets," Julie told Liv after picking up the mess from the living room. The both of them were a little sober now, so the conversations were coherent. "We can make it work and we can both sleep here, what do you say? It is not a good idea to drive in this state".

"Thank you, but Kyun texted me and he’s on his way to pick me up," Liv said. "He’s coming alone, so don’t worry. And... I know it’s probably not my place, but... I think the Jooheon you met at school and the Jooheon you met after all these years are quite different. I’ve rarely seen him express what he thinks so... crudely. Perhaps before he said everything that came to mind without thinking, but the Jooheon I know is more reserved, at least in public. Idol life probably taught him to keep quiet, so if he got carried away as he did with you, it’s because he really cares... And don’t think I’m defending him, he’s still a brute, but I don’t know... I’m just saying maybe there’s something else in his words".

Julie kept quiet thinking about what Liv just told her. It was true that for her Jooheon was still the Jooheon of more than seven years ago, and she had not stopped to think that maybe she was seeing things from the wrong perspective. Although he still sees me the same way he did years ago, Julie thought, otherwise he would know where his limit is.

"In any case," Liv continued, "I promise to do the chili powder thing. I don’t know if I’ll be able to take a video, but I’ll give you pictures, deal?"

"Deal".

*****

The next morning, Julie got up at 9 a.m. to finish cleaning up yesterday’s mess. She made sure the leftovers were in the refrigerator, threw away the empty bottles of alcohol, washed the dishes, and started to make breakfast. An hour later, Areum got up looking like the mess Julie had just cleaned up.

"Can you explain why I have popcorn in my hair?" was the first thing she said when she walked into the kitchen.

"That was because of your bad habit of throwing away everything you touch when you’re drunk," Julie replied. "Here, I made us breakfast. And there’s the fresh coffee, I made it double, and here’s your aspirin".

"Argh, thank you," Areum said as she sat down to eat. "Don’t let me drink like that again".

"I’m impressed, girl. When we were in college, you could have three bottles of soju and keep walking in a straight line".

"Don’t remind me that" asked Areum. "And don’t think I forgot everything you told me yesterday... I’m an idiot, but I have a good memory".

"Yeah, yeah" Julianne sighed. "In any case, that’s ancient history".

"Julie... you do know that Wonho-ssi is Jooheon’s friend, don’t you?" Areum asked.

"Yes, I know," Julie said. "But what does that have to do with anything?"

"Jeez... my head is not ready for this," Areum complained before continuing. "Well, I didn’t tell you before because as I saw you two getting along, I thought it wouldn’t be a big deal... And that just proves my point that you SHOULD TELL ME THINGS IN TIME... but anyway... Jooheon is going to be part of the production team for Wonho-ssi’s comeback".

"Well, that’s the strength of both, isn’t it? The music" Julianne replied. "At least this time I won’t have to teach him everything from scratch, right?"

Areum leaned back in her chair and stared at Julianne. Her friend seemed relaxed, and her response was quite simple as if to downplay the issue. The problem was that Areum didn’t believe her relaxed attitude, or at least wasn’t sure she believed her. When it came to work, there was no one as professional as Julie, but she was the same person who until recently still had a grudge against the boy who broke her heart at school, even if it was inadvertently.

"Can you stop looking at me like that?" Julianne asked. "I’m fine, Areum-ah. Yesterday I told you I wasn’t going to be angry about something I couldn’t change, and the truth is... I don’t care what he thinks".

"Are you sure you’ll be okay?" Areum asked. "I’m sure if we tell Wonho-ssi, he..."

"I’m not going to mix my private life with my professional life," Julianne said. "I’m fine, everything will be fine".

"Well, I believe you for the moment... but as soon as he says anything stupid..."

"You’ll be the first to know," Julie promised.

After that, both friends devoured the breakfast prepared by Julianne. They had decided to go for a walk after eating so that they could get completely over the hangover. Areum went to get an extra pair of sneakers meanwhile Julie finished in the kitchen and at that moment, Julie realized that she had her cell phone off. Little by little, she remembered that last night Kang Dae did not stop calling her until Julie finally answered and told him that she was going to spend the night with the girls, so if he had anything to say, it could wait until tomorrow; after that, she turned off her cell phone.

When she turned it on again, notifications of Kang Dae’s missed calls and messages started coming in. He made the last call at 11 p.m. and then sent a short message: "Tomorrow we have to talk about this. Without fail". Twelve hours later... nothing.

It was Sunday, so he was probably playing golf at the club with his friends and other company executives. Well, I guess talking wasn’t so important after all, thought Julianne angrily... no, not angry. With disappointment, perhaps.

Anyway, she didn’t have time to think much about anything because Areum’s cell phone started ringing. Someone was calling her and when Julie saw who it was...

"Ready?" Areum asked leaving the room with an extra pair of shoes in her hand.

"Why does Wonho is calling you on a Sunday morning?" Julie asked. "Please tell me he’s not exploding you at work".

"What? No, of course not" Areum assured her while refusing the call. "It’s just that everything is very hectic at the moment, but calm down, I know how to set my limits".

"Are you sure it’s not a big deal? Maybe you shouldn’t have hung up on him like that and at least asked..."

"Julie, I love you, but sometimes you think too much," Areum said. "Well, come on. Let’s get some fresh air".

*****

Two hours later, the two friends returned to Areum’s apartment. The truth was they had not gone far because they could not stand the noon sun, so they went to eat something, and each came with a fruit smoothie in hand. They were talking when a voice in the parking lot of the building made them stop:

"Julie" Kang Dae called her from her car. He looked mad, but his expression was ridiculous considering the plaid outfit he was wearing. He got out of his car and walked resolutely towards both friends. "I’ve been calling you".

"Hello, Kang Dae" Areum greeted sarcastically. "Careful, so much joy will make you explode".

Kang Dae just rolled his eyes and did not respond to Areum’s greeting. Julie, meanwhile, grabbed her friend by the arm to ask her to calm down and not make things worse.

"Hello, oppa. I thought you were busy," Julie said.

"I’ve been calling you half morning," he repeated.

"Ah, yes, I’m sorry. I went for a walk with Areum, and I left my cell phone at her apartment" Julie said. "But you’re here, tell me: what do you need?"

"Do you have any idea how stupid I feel?" Kang Dae yelled in a voice loud enough for other people near them to turn around and see.

Julie said nothing. Not because she had nothing to say, but because she didn’t want to make a bigger scene.

"No, we don’t know, Kang Dae-ssi" Areum replied. "But I doubt very much that you want the whole apartment complex to know".

"I’m not talking to you," he replied sharply. "Come, you and I have to talk".

"Oppa, calm down, okay?" Julianne said. "Yes, we need to talk, but..."

"But nothing" he cut her. "Yesterday you left me hanging like an idiot and today too. It won’t happen a third time, Julianne".

Julie’s blood was about to boil. Who did he think he was? Yeah, they were a couple, but now he was treating her like a little less than a chair. This wasn’t Kang Dae, at least not the one Julie knew and cared for. Kang Dae had long begun to change, but until now Julianne saw how different her boyfriend was... and she didn’t like him.

She was tired of biting her tongue, but her pride did not allow her to make a scene in the middle of a parking lot. No, she was better than a public fight, at least she was sure of that.

Fortunately, neither she nor Areum had to say anything because a fourth voice came to save their day:

"Is everything all right, girls?" asked Wonho who had seen a bit of the exchange and approached in case they needed help.  

"Wonho-ssi?" Areum asked. "What are you doing here? On a Sunday..."

"I’m sorry if I upset you," Wonho apologized while keeping his gaze fixed on Kang Dae. "I needed you and Julie-ssi to see part of the proposal that’s going to be discussed at the meeting tomorrow. I called you and you didn’t answer, so I thought I’d drop by and leave the documents with the security officer at the entrance... I don’t think we’ve been introduced, I’m Lee Hoseok, and you are?"

"Lee Kang Dae," Kang Dae said, ignoring the hand Wonho was offering him as a greeting. "Julie, come on, we need to talk... in private. I’ll wait for you in the car".

Kang Dae turned around and walked to his car. Julie, Areum, and Wonho stood there without saying anything. None knew what to say.

"Are you two alright?" Wonho asked at last.

"Yes, we’re fine," Julie replied. "Thank you for asking, Wonho-ssi. I’m sorry you saw that... Areum-ah, I’ll go get my phone and..."

"You’re not going with him, are you?" Areum asked defensively.

"Calm down, he won’t do anything" Julie reassured her. "He’s angry, but I know him and I know that the worst part is over. I will be fine, come on".

"Mfph... fine" Areum conceded. "Wonho-ssi, do you want to come in? If you have time, and since you are here, we can see the documents upstairs".

*****

The car ride was quiet. Neither Julie nor Kang Dae said anything all the way and when he parked in front of  the apartment complex where Julianne lived, she waited for him to start talking. Since he didn’t, she started getting out of the car...

"How long have you been training?" Kang Dae asked suddenly, which made Julie stop her actions and sit down again in the passenger seat.

"You know I was good at sports... I did kickboxing for about 9 or 10 years," Julianne began. "I stopped training about 5 years ago, in our third year of college".

"Were you a professional? Did you compete?"

"It wasn’t professional, and I never intended to be, but I did compete several times," she explained.

"And why didn’t you tell me before?" Kang Dae asked looking into her eyes.

"I didn’t think it was an important thing to mention," explained Julianne. "I stopped training when we started dating and I didn’t put my gloves on until two weeks ago. Besides, it’s not like I hid it... You have gone to my house, oppa, you have seen the medals hanging from the walls. It was you who never asked... or who never paid attention".

"Now it’s my fault," Kang Dae said with a dry laugh. He closed his eyes and laid his head on the back of the driver’s seat.

"I never said it was your fault," Julie corrected. "And I don’t understand why you’re so angry now..."

"You don’t understand... of course, you don’t understand," said Kang Dae. "Julie, how many times have I told you that in our world image matters? Do you know how I found out you were at that gym? I heard Eun-ji and her friends talking, apparently one of them saw you leaving that place two weeks ago and the rumor is spreading fast... today one of the directors asked me if it was true. I said no, of course".

"And why would you lie? What’s wrong with it being true?" Julianne asked.

"If you were a normal person, nothing," Kang Dae continued. "But as I’ve told you many times, we have to maintain a certain image, as a couple and as individuals. You can’t just walk around in sleazy gyms kicking pointless sandbags. It doesn’t look good".

"First of all, Coach Park’s box is nowhere near a sleazy gym," Julianne rectified. "And I’d appreciate it if you’d think twice before insulting the effort of someone who was like a second father to me. Then, what I do in that box is a sport, Kang Dae, a sport recognized internationally and practiced by both men and women around the world... so I still don’t see your point".

"My point is you can’t go around looking like a tomboy who hasn’t taken a bath in months!" Kang Dae shouted frustrated "Don’t you understand that people have certain expectations of us? That we have to give an example of class and good taste and good manners everywhere? God... couldn’t you choose something more... like pilates or yoga?"

Julianne felt as if she had been slapped in the face. She couldn’t take it anymore:

"First of all, I can walk around and look as I fucking please and neither you nor anyone can say anything about it. It’s not like I’m naked on the streets, it’s just a gym and it’s a sport," she began. "Secondly, I don’t give a shit about people’s expectations of me. Example of class and taste? I remind you that I’ve been standing next to you looking like a porcelain doll every time you needed it, I’ve worn the clothes you’ve given me, the shoes you’ve bought me, the makeup you’ve chosen...  I’ve even done stupid diets to fit in with the fucking trend of your friend’s girlfriends' knuckleheads! And good manners? What about the good manners of the bitches you’re making such a fuss about? Since when is spying on people and spreading rumors good manners? They all do at least one line of cocaine a day, and you’re telling ME that you care what THEY think? If there’s anybody here without good manners, class, or taste, it’s them, not me. And if I remember correctly, not long ago you said yourself that Eun-ji had more plastic than gray matter in her head and now you care what that idiot says to her friends?!"

"Now it’s different!" Kang Dae shouted back. "Don’t you see that I’m about to get the job as CEO and that there are people who won’t stop until they find a weak spot to avoid it? I need everything to be perfect, everything... especially if I’m going to introduce you to everyone and they’re clearly going to assume that you’re my future wife and...".

"WOW, WAIT A SECOND," Julie cut him off. "Future wife? Marriage?"

"It makes sense, Julianne," Kang Dae said. "We’ve been dating for five years, what else would happen?"

"We’ve never talked about marriage," Julianne cut. "You’ve never asked me anything about it".

"Was there anything to ask?" Kang Dae said. "We’ve been together for five years, Julianne. We’re adults, we have to plan a future".

Julie kept her mouth shut. A year ago, the idea of marrying Kang Dae would probably have thrilled her, especially since, apparently, for him, it was a fact. But now she wasn’t so sure.

At that moment, the last conversation with Jooheon began to ring in her head. That wasn’t the best time to be thinking about it, but something stirred inside Julianne.

"Kang Dae, what would you a good relationship is based on?" Julie asked.

"Julianne..."

"Please, oppa, answer me," Julie asked with a little fear. Part of her didn’t want to know the answer.

"It is based on commitment" replied Kang Dae. "And commitment involves making sacrifices. It is having clear priorities".

"And what are your priorities, oppa?" Julie continued.

"My priority is to secure our future, it has always been".

"And what about our present?" Julie insisted. "What about us today? How long has it been since we’ve had a decent date or laughed together or watched a movie or... or spent a night together?"

"We’ve both been busy and..."

"You’ve been busy," Julianne interrupted. "I’ve been waiting, and I’ve been patient. I’ve been waiting for you to see me like you did before, to hold me and tell me everything’s gonna be okay, to go on dates and end up in your apartment and..."

"You’ve been waiting for us to be children again, Julianne," Kang Dae said. "We’re not children anymore".

"I have been waiting to feel loved, accompanied, wanted, desired... and instead you talk to me of marriage as it was just a simple transaction?" she refuted. "What kind of marriage do you think it would be? Do you want one like your parents’? Because I don’t, oppa. I want more".

Both were silent again. Julie felt as if a weight had been lifted from her, but at the same time, she felt tears threatening to build up in her eyes. She didn’t want to think that this would end things with Kang Dae, not after what he meant to her over the years. He was a good man, she was sure of that, but he had changed, and she no longer knew if he was good for her.

"Tomorrow I’m leaving on a trip" was the next thing Kang Dae said. "It’s a long one, it will take me about four or five months. If all goes well, I’ll have my position secured when I get back and then we can... we can... just... I don’t …"

"Okay, oppa. Have a safe trip," said Julie as she opened the car door.

Kang Dae didn’t try to stop her. He didn’t know how.

Julie got out of the car and went up to her apartment. As soon as she closed the door behind her, her legs failed, and she fell to the floor. The tears began to come out and she could no longer control them. She cried for everything and nothing at once.

She was like this for about half an hour until she could calm down enough to stand up.

Tomorrow was Monday. The only logical thing to do was to wash her face, put ice in her eyes, eat something and go to sleep.

Obviously, Julie did everything but the obvious:

"Liv" said when her friend picked up the phone. "How about a second round with Areum and me? You in?"

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[arachnidsgamer]

(( ALSO third! If the Homestuck gals got a tour of the factory, what sorta karmic retributions would there be? I imagine Vriska would do something dumb like trying to lead the way instead of Wonka, walk off the scaffolding while bragging about not needing a guide, and then fall into a machine that turns her into sentient blueberry gum. Which Terezi then chews, fully aware of the side effects, just to fuck with Vriska.

((Naaaaah ok let's see about making a coherent tour for the beta gals, and yes anons I'm going to be lame and only focus on the girls because I'm gay, you want co-ed stuff we can talk stuff later.

So first things first you have to narrow down who is on the tour. Obviously Vriska is on the tour because she abuses her luck to get in, I feel like Terezi would also get in just to harass Vriska. I think Nepeta would also end up there though that's because she happened to someone dead with a ticket or just happens to find some trash near the forest and in it is a ticket. Last two are hard picks because I'm feeling like Feferi owns the place or has an heiress is automatically in a position of authority so I suppose that leaves Kanaya and Aradia as the last tour goers which I think makes sense!

Now I'm not going for total karmic retributions, I'm going for more of a logical "where would they fuck up" and for ease of this situation I'm just going to use the book/movie room line up.

So first one out in the candy forest room is sadly and maybe shockingly Nepeta! I 1000000% see her going full on cat LARP mode and she immediately starts to stalk and pounce through the plants. That said she probably doesn't see a drop off into the river and plunges STRAIGHT in and whoops! "Probubbly shoulda warned her aboat that but oh well!"

Next one is going to be a TURBO shock for everyone who follows this blog and pays attention to me lmao but inventing room is Terezi and it's not because of hubris and mocking Vriska about the gum being blue. It's purely from a total sensory overload. The colors, the smells, the tastes, the sounds, ALL OF IT just blinding Terezi a second time over and as such leads to her taking a sample of the wrong product and hey she was close to being blue already so it's not THAT much of shift for her!

Ok now we get to the hard part because the final 3 are where I have issues picking who gets what you know? After thinking it over though I feel like Kanaya ends here. Now I always have the HARDEST time making something kinky for this so we're not kinking it this time and the scenario plays out that Kanaya makes some dumb pun/play on words about the room and Vriska trips her over the guardrail and sends her into the chute. She's fine just dirty later and loathes Vriska just a little bit more for ruining her outfit.

Now I'm sure literally everyone is surprised I have Vriska making it this far I legit think she'd just be so bored by everything else that getting the television room would be the first thing to interest her since she could make it all about herself. You know the drill, hits the button jumps in front of the camera and ends up tiny Serket. Probably ends up working as an intern at the factory afterwards doing commercials where she poses with the candy and saves them money on doing greenscreen shit.

And we have Aradia as the winner! Honestly I had a scene where Aradia drops out in the sorting room instead of Kanaya so you could swap them and it'd both be fine. You could argue that Aradia would end up enjoying the chute and treat it like a slide cause she's a freak but whatever! Enjoy this WAY too long and overly thought out tour idea lmao.))

[aaaarsonist]

Okay so, I didn't review every episode this time because I'm lazy and most times I didn't had much to say so this are some random feelings around the season lol

If Donna doesn't tell Jackie, i'm gonna lose my shit

OH DONNA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU'RE HURTING JACKIE BY NOT TELLING HER

ALSO WTF LAURIE STOP BEING TWO FACED CHALLENGE

Hyde with a leather jacket 🛐🛐🛐🛐

It makes me sick how obsessed with sex Eric is. It may be bc I'm asexual but dude, he should chill out a bit.

Every time Michael says he loves Jackie, my eye twitches. I want to smash his face against a wall.

"The greatest thing that is ever happened to me" YOU FILTHY LYING PIECE OF SHIT UGH I WISH JACKIE WOULD PUNCH YOU

AHHH LET'S GOOOO JACKIE BROKE UP WITH THAT ASSHOLE AAAAAAND I HAD MY HYDE HUG, WHAT A GREAT EPISODE. Also I know I've said this a couple of times but Laurie, you're a filthy homewrecker and I hate you.

I love them your honor. They're both jerks at the other and I adore them.

EPISODE TWENTY ONE 👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👺👹👺👹👺👹 I'M GOING FERAL UGHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND NOW YOU CAN'T DENY THAT THEY'RE INTO EACH OTHER. FUCK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. THEIR LITTLE MOMENTS ARE KEEPING ME ALIVE.

EXCUSE ME, DID HYDE JUST NOT DENY THAT HE LIKES JACKIE????? CAUSE IT WAS DONNA THE ONE WHO SAID THAT HE WASN'T, HE DIDN'T SAY A THING.

NAAAAAH EPISODE TWENTY FIVE IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE. AND NOW I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY THEY'RE CALLED "ZENMASTER".

Now, I didn't just love it because of the Hyde and Jackie scenes, but also because I loved seeing Jackie in the circle with the guys and kicking Laurie's ass. It's like, at the beginning they wanted Jackie to leave them alone, but then they were laughing together and ughhh I love seeing her being part of the group without fucking Michael in the middle.

ALSO AAAAAA HOW HE'S LOOKING AT HER, HIS LITTLE AND PROUD SMILE UGGGHH I'M DYING

Man I love Jackie, she represents teenage girls who fall in love with every guy they see so well and I adore her for that. I'm glad the "you're in love with Fez" thing was forgotten in the same episode, but it's so funny how quickly she fell for Steven after he started being a bit nicer to her. And I mean, I can't blame her, been there, done that lol. Also Jackie telling Hyde that she loves him is hilarious, I really loved the last episode JSNDKSNZ

Hyde can say aaaaaall he wants about not liking her and all, but to me he's completely in denial.

Oh and the guys' reaction to Jackie saying that she loves Hyde LMAOOOOO

Just started season two and I'm sooooo normal about Jackie and Hyde (I screamed and kicked my feet the whole intro I love them)

(not Fez and Donna, I couldn't enlarge the image any further because it looked all pixelated lol)

UGH JUST LOOK AT THEMMMMMMM

Gosh I can't wait for them to be together.

Oh, and thoughts about the episode: Laurie you're a slut and I hate you, Michael you're also a slut and I also fucking hate you even more. You're a hypocritical piece of shit and I hope you fall off the water tower again.

[igglemouse]

Episode 6 ~ A Little Help

She then talked about my latest bit of content featuring mostly Olivia. “She seems like your main girl now huh?” 

“Oh yeah, well, she is the most eager at least.”

We mostly chatted about the porn industry and caught up and it was just great seeing her again. “We have to spend a lot more time together girl,” I tell her. “I know I can’t shoot with you but you’ve always been a friend, yeah?”

“Yea!” I was happy she agreed. “You should just sign a contract with Sensations you know? I think I could nab you a million dollars at least-”

“Naaaaah, I want to be a billionaire someday, not a millionaire!”

Previous - Beginning - Next

[duhnova]

I just started reading your smau and binged all of it and I CANT WAIT FOR MORE.

You got me seriously invested in these characters and I have a few things to say:

• Johnny is a dick. Maybe his intentions are in a decent place idk but he's an idiot and does a lot of asshole things. I mean- telling his ex all that sappy shit? And then being all 🥺 on the tl with the main character? Talk about stringing a girl along- geez. Their relationship seems super superficial and they have like...no chemistry. They're somewhat infatuated with each other but on such a surface level. But it is enjoying to read because the plot is spicy

• Jaehyun.... jaehyun.... jaehyun...oh boy. At first I was like "Oh god- not a love triangle." But I'm wholeheartedly rooting for Jaehyun. They have so much chemistry and it clearly shows in their playful interactions and serious interactions which we don't really get with Johnny. The reader went to JAEHYUN for help and comfort and that really says something. And Jae clearly cares a shit ton about her and it's honestly really sweet but not in a uwu in your face kind of way. It feels genuine and mature. Johnny's affection feels like the puppy love/honeymoon phase and Jaehyun's feels deeper

• I went into reading this for Johnny but Jae's character is so captivating and I honestly wouldn't mind one bit if the reader went with Jaehyun in the end. Obviously there has to be more drama to make it spicy before we even get to that (if that's what you decide) but I'm prepared to go on this rollercoaster until you finish the series. You got yourself a new fan! - 🐼 (is this anon emoji taken? Or?)

johnny is definitely a dick, i said in a previous answer that johnny is deeply infatuated with y/n ( it’s like a false sense of love to him ) and jaehyun is threatening to take that away from him by unveiling his secret(s) and johnny will do/say whatever he has to to make sure he doesn’t lose y/n. but both y/n and johnny don’t realize that what they feel for each other might not be real and that it’s mainly built off of johnnys flirting and y/n’s charm.

oop wait is that a spoiler? naaaaah i don’t think so, i feel like it’s beginning to become more obvious that their relationship isn’t stable, or that it’s not gonna grow past this “love at first sight” stage.

—

jaehyun was never meant to get THIS much attention, i had always planned from the start that him and y/n were going to have some kind of connection that ultimately ended with them being friends but now that’s not how it’s gonna go it seems. there’s a lot more plot to thicken with those two because they feel for each other and they know it but neither of them KNOW it yet, if that makes sense?

jaw’s character has been through a lot in his life and a lot of his problems and insecurities get in his way a lot and he lets them, where as y/n doesn’t let her problems get in her way ( besides her anxiety but that’s normal ). jaehyun admires that she doesn’t seem to falter but he sees past her mask and knows what she’s feeling inside because he feels the same way. this is why their connection is so deep and why they hit it off so quickly.. they’re so similar yet so different from each other and that’s what draws them closer ( like magnets, but they don’t realize they’re being drawn together ).

A LOT of people went into this for johnny ( and quite a few of them are now team jaehyun, with the exception of a few team yutas, a team taeyong and even team winwin! ).. There is definitely more drama to come, johnny continues to hide things and he continues to be a dick to jaehyun ( which leads to them [redacted]… and it even leads to jaehyun [redacted] - gotta keep you on your toes 😉 )

PSA for all readers, please regularly check the warnings on the masterlist, i will trigger warn if new triggers pop up but it’s still better to check the warnings to be safe.

[trashyswitch]

Nickels, Tickles, Giggles! What a Beautiful Sound!

Lucy is working in the psychiatry booth, when Charlie expresses his need for a way to feel happy. Lucy takes the time to tell Charlie what depression is, and decides the perfect antidote for his moody sadness.

For @ashleedragon

More Peanuts because I felt like it. And yes, another day of writing 2 fanfics in 1 day! This has been a really weird week...mixed with constantly changing emotions.

Charlie walked up to Lucy’s Psychiatry booth and sighed as he sat on the stool. It was such a pretty day outside, but he felt gloomy. The gloom would refuse to go away, even on a pretty summer day.

Lucy walked herself up to the psychiatry booth and flipped the ‘OUT’ paper over to the ‘IN’ side. The sign on the bottom now read ��THE DOCTOR IS IN’.

“Hello Charlie! What brings you here today on this gorgeous day?” Lucy asked.

“I feel down while everyone else around me feels happy. I don’t get it.” Charlie admitted.

“Before you continue, I’d like to ask that you pay in advance. 5 cents please.” She said, showing him the can with the hole for the money. Charlie felt his pockets, pulled out a nickel and placed it into the can.

Lucy smiled and started shaking the can, making the 5 cents cling against the metal can. “Aaaah, nickels nickels, nickels. What a beautiful sound! Nickels, nickels! Such a pretty sound a nickel will make! Pretty nickel sounds!” She placed the can down. “Alright Charlie. You can continue.”

Charlie nodded. “Okay. I feel down on a day that I should be happy. Why doesn’t the weather make me happy?” Charlie asked.

Lucy put her index finger up. “Feeling sad is normal on any day, even a pretty day like today. However, feeling sad during a birthday or a holiday, may be a small problem. Have you heard of depression before?” Lucy asked.

Charlie shook his head. “I don’t know what it is.”

“One moment please.” Lucy pulled out a book and read it out loud. “Depression is a common medical illness that affects how you feel, how you think and how you act. Fortunately, it is also treatable. Depression causes feelings of sadness and/or a loss of interest in activities you once enjoyed. It can lead to a lots of emotional and physical problems if left untreated.”

“English please?” Charlie asked.

“Okay. Depression is feeling sad, bored, or annoyed by things you enjoy or people you like. Are you bored with baseball or kite flying?” Lucy asked.

Charlie hummed and thought for a moment. “I don’t think so.”

“Do you get bored of being with Snoopy or my brother Linus?” Lucy asked.

“No. I like Linus. And Snoopy is wonderful.” Charlie said with a smile.

“Do you get bored of your crush?” Lucy asked.

“What crush?!” Charlie asked, blushing a bright red.

“The little redhaired girl? The girl with the same hair color as your face?” Lucy teased with a giggle.

Charlie looked away and groaned. “Good grief…”

The moment Lucy started doing kissy noises, Charlie started growing angry. “Stop it! I don’t see me making kissy sounds when you’re with Schroeder!”

Lucy gasped and crossed her arms. “I do NOT have a crush on Schroeder…What gave you that idea?”

“You always sit against his toy piano and flirt with him.” Charlie said calmly.

Lucy looked up and blushed the same color Charlie was a second ago. “Oh…”

Charlie smiled and smirked. “You’re the little red haired girl now.” Charlie teased.

“SHUT UP!” Lucy shouted, making Charlie go flying backwards. “I will not have you insulting the psychiatrist during the appointment.” Lucy shot at him.

“Fine…” Charlie decided. He knew he wasn’t insulting her. He knew she was being overdramatic. All girls are. Even his sister is. But he decided to keep the teasing to a minimum. “So...How do I get over this...depressin?” Charlie asked, mispronouncing the name.

Lucy smiled and put on a ‘helping all’ face. “There are a number of different ways to help your depression. You can do more of what makes you happy, or do something new to experience something more than the same old activity!” Lucy explained. “Have you considered working with me?” Lucy asked.

“M...Maybe not.” Charlie decided.

“Huh?!” Lucy looked at him with anger. “Why not?!” Lucy asked.

“I’m afraid we’ll get into fights.” Charlie admitted.

“I-...Well, I guess that’s true. Maybe you’re right.” Lucy admitted. “Say, I know what’ll make you happy!” Lucy jumped through the psychiatry booth and into the grass. “When’s the last time you’ve been tickled?” Lucy asked.

“Tickled?!” Charlie reacted. “Well...It’s been a while. I’m normally the one tickling others.” Charlie admitted.

“I know just what to do then! Lie down please.” Lucy declared, setting right to work.

Charlie nodded and lied down, not sure how to feel about it.

“Aaaaaand tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle!” Lucy started tickling Charlie on the sides, just like how she would tickle Linus.

Charlie’s lips quickly widened into a wobbly smile as he wiggled around and kicked his feet. “Hehehehehehe! Luhuhuhuhucyhyhyhy!” Charlie giggled.

“Yes Charlie?” Lucy replied.

“Ihihihihit tihihihicklehehes!” Charlie laughed.

“Good! That means it’s working then!” Lucy declared. “Are there any more spots you’re ticklish?” Lucy asked.

Lucy tried tickling his belly next, since it was right there.

“BAAHAHAHahahahaha!” Charlie laughed. “YEHEHEHEHESS!”

Lucy noticed that the closer she got to his belly button, the more he’d laugh. So, she poked the belly button.

“EEEEEEEEEK! NAHAHAT THEHEHERE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Charlie laughed hysterically.

“Ooooooh! I hit the jackpot!” Lucy declared.

“AHAHAHAHANYWHEHEHEHERE BUHUHUHUT THEHEHERE!” Charlie begged.

“Okay, okay.” Lucy stopped and moved to Charlie’s upper belly. “What other ticklish spots do you have?”

Lucy tried the armpits next.

“Eeeheheheheheheheh! Thahahahat’s ahahaha gohohohood ohohone!” Charlie admitted.

“You like the armpits being tickled?” Lucy asked. “Linus’s armpits are his worst spot.” Lucy admitted.

“Hehehehehehe gohohohohood tohohoho knohohohohow!” Charlie replied.

“Oh! I know where to go next!” Lucy moved her hands to Charlie’s feet. She grabbed his feet into a headlock, and started removing the shoes.

“Wait! WAIT! Those are a bad spot! Really bad! I can’t stand my feet being tickled! Not for long!” Charlie begged.

“I won’t go for long. Only a minute or two.” Lucy replied as she removed the first shoe and let it plop onto the grass. Charlie big his lip and looked away. He couldn’t watch.

The second shoe plopped itself onto the ground. It was then that Lucy started going to town on his feet!

Charlie squealed more higher pitched than Snoopy and Woodstock’s voices combined, and cackled up a storm. “STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EHEHEHEHEVIHIHIHIL!” Charlie yelled.

Lucy giggled. “Tickles tickles tickles, what a beautiful sound!” Lucy teased.

Charlie laughed and laughed and even started to snort.

“Or rather, giggles giggles giggles.” Lucy teased, correcting herself. “Giggles, giggles, giggles. What a beautiful sound!”

Charlie’s giggly laughter was starting to reach Sally-levels of laughter.

“Wow! You and Sally sound a lot alike in your laughs! No wonder you two are related!” Lucy reacted.

Charlie started to cover his mouth in an attempt to cover up his laughter.

“Ah ah ah, no covering those giggles!” Lucy told him. “Covering giggles means going for the toesies!” Lucy declared. Sure enough, Lucy started tickling in between and under Charlie’s ticklish little toes.

Stahahahahap! Ihihihihihihit’s tohohohoho muhuhuhuch! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Charlie screamed the moment his pinky toe was tickled.

Lucy gasped and tickled more in that little spot. “Ticklish tiny piggy!” Lucy declared.

Next, Lucy started doing something only a meanie would do:

“This little piggy went to the market…” Lucy started on the large toe and tickled under the big toesie.

“EEHEHE! Luhuhuhucyhyhyhyhy nohohohot thahahat!” Charlie begged, referring to the nursery rhyme.

“This little piggy went home!” Lucy tickled under the second toe.

“Sohohohoho mahahahany tihihihickles!” Charlie giggled.

“I know!” Lucy reacted. “This little piggy had beef…” Lucy started tickling under the middle toe.

“AHAHahahahahaha! Ahahahahahehehehehehehe!” Charlie laughed.

“And this little piggy had none!” Lucy booped and scratched under the fourth toe.

“AHAHALRIGHT, THAHAHAT’S ENOHOHOUGH-”

“And this little piggy went-” Lucy started tickling under the pinky toe and skittered, “WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE, ALL THE WAY HOOOOME!”

Charlie practically died upon getting his pinky toe tickled. It was weird...His toes all had a different sensitivity level! It was strange going from giggles with the big toe, to SCREAMING with laughter with the tiny pinky toe.

Soon, Lucy gave him a big break. “There! Do you feel better?”

Charlie nodded. “Yeah, I actually do. Thank you.” Charlie replied.

“You’re welcome! And because I had to do some extra work today, 5 more cents please.” Lucy ordered her.

One small problem...He didn’t have another 5 cents.

However, he may not need it. Charlie smiled and booped her belly button, sending Lucy toppling over and giggling. “Hehehehey! I need my 5 cents!”

“I don’t have any more.” Charlie told her. “Besides: It’s my turn now.”

Charlie started tickling her armpits and her ribs. “EEEEHEHEHEHEheheheheHEHEHEHE! HEHEHEHEHEY! CHAHAHARLIHIHIHIHIHIE NOHOHOHO!” Lucy laughed.

“Don’t worry. I won’t go for long. Only a minute or two.” Charlie replied, repeating what Lucy had said to him earlier. Lucy yelped and covered her mouth. “Don’t you dare use my words against me!” She yelled through her hand.

“Ah ah ah, no covering those giggles” Charlie lifted one arm up and started skittering more. “Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle, Lucy!” Charlie teased.

Lucy was laughing, giggling and squealing as her armpits were tickled nonstop.

“Wow! You and Linus have matching tickle spots!” Charlie reacted. “What a surprise!”

“STAHAHAHAP YOHOHOHOU BLOHOHOCKHEHEHEAD!” She yelled at him.

“Naaaaah...I haven't’ tickled you nearly enough yet!”

Charlie continued to tickle her for another 10 minutes or so. “Would this be a good way to pay you back?” Charlie asked.

“NOHOHOHOHO! NOHOHOT ALLOHOHOHOWED!” Lucy yelled back.

“Why not?” Charlie asked. “Don’t you like this?”

“DOHOHOHO NOHOHOHOT!” Lucy yelled back.

“Oh...Okay.” Charlie stopped tickling her and gave her a break. The moment Charlie stopped however, Lucy huffed and crossed her arms in...disappointment? “Oh? What’s that look for?”

“I- It means get out of here!” Lucy yelled at him rather suspiciously.

“You’re not mad, are you?” Charlie asked.

“Yes, I-” Lucy’s anger dwindled rather quickly as her eyes darted around the scenery. “No...No I’m not.”

Charlie smiled. “Good.”

Charlie walked up to Lucy a little closer. “I’ll go get that nickel for you.”

Lucy hummed and nodded. “Oh...Okay.”

Charlie really did promise her that nickel. He went home, grabbed a nickel from his coin purse and walked back to the psychiatry booth. “Here:” Charlie put the nickel into the coin and added an extra coin in. “That third nickel is a tip from me. That was a good idea.” Charlie told her.

Lucy gasped and started shaking the can around, making the nickels clang against the can. “So many nickels! Listen to the wonderful sound of nickels, nickels nickels!”

Charlie smiled at this and decided from then on, to maybe pay her as a way to thank her for the psychiatry sessions. They really did help him in a way. Though the relief didn’t last long, he did know where to go for more tickles if he needed to.

[sword-of-summer]

All of them answer every question fuck you

ahahaha no i respectfully deny your "fuck you" and i accept the ask and so-

i am 5'10", and i don't wish to be taller or shorter- i am the perfect height for hugs and messy hair, and yep, i like it here-

dream pet would be a mix of golden retriver and a husky called Holly and a chonky cat called Loki- yes ofcourse my future kids have names everyone should name their future pets-

ripped jeans/black pants with a Darth Vader tshirt or a Ethnic Fusion Kurta with black sneakers/artificial leather slip-ons, and if it's cold, a black jacket open obviously- and a black wristwatch i love my black wristwatch.

favourite video game was Clash of Clans and going even back, GTA Vice City and, the og- MARIIOOOO

three things/people are Oreos, Nutella and Pizza. The Holy Trinity-

"Beware me my fingers are smeared with chicken popcorn grease"

you didn't mention an opinion, @chunkybirb, so imma give my opinion on Vanilla ice cream and Nutella- ANYONE WHO HADN'T COMBINED THESE TWO COMBINE THESE TWO THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME

im either phlegmatic or melancholic bruh idk maybe ik or maybe not

im v v v v ticklish

not an allergy, but an intense hatred for ketchup- i vomit if it gets too close to me fuck you ketchup

im heterosexual

any between tea and coffee but full milk coffee (ik, kill me), never had cocoa- but i love a chocolate or nutella milkshake

both. both is good. (cat and dog)

i would be an elf cause hell yeah, knowledge and wisdom

favourite youtuber is Samay Raina, a stand up comedian turned youtuber who is just awesome-

as i mentioned in 1., i am 5'10"

i would not change my name cause it's the coolest fucking name ever, i am Tanay, and Tanay in Hindi means Son, and my parents literally named their son Son, and hell yeah i like it

i forgot how much i weigh- last i checked it was 75 kilos, but ive gained weight since 2019 so yep, gotta walk in the mornings

yes i believe in metaphysicality cause one- it seems cool- second- me and @theclassyghost discussed a metaphysical life theory that i really really like and metaphysicality gives preservation of knowledge so i believe in spirits

SPACE. SPACE. SPACE.

im not that religious, no

pet peeves no well nah not really

nocturnal def nocturnal i sleep at 4.50 anyway hehehehe

fav constellation is Cassiopeia

fav star is Sirius tho

what the fuck are ball jointed dolls

i do have a fear of losing people that's just anxiety i guess

yep, global warming is real

never thought that much about reincarnation tbh but maybe, i do

fav movie is Spider Man : Into The SpiderVerse and Inception and The Dark Knight Rises and Revenge of The Sith and yes, for my indian gang, 3 Idiots and Gully Boy

yep i get scared v v v easily

i have had no pets but i plan to once i grow up

@chunkybirb 's blog is fucking cool awesome and *chef's kiss* a masterpiece

blue calms me. i love blue.

live in Norway cause pretty lights, snow, and less people than this overpopulated country i am in

born in Mumbai, India

v v v dark brown like it's almost black but no it's dark brown

introvert

horoscopes and zodiacs, i do read them, never believed that much tbh-

HUGS I LOVE HUGS

i really wanna visit my brother i haven't met him in a long time i really wanna play cricket w him just like old times

my sister- she's annoying but well i care for her

nah

tattoos idk bruh im okay idk may get one or may not get one

nope, smoking is ewwww *vomits*

ah my crush- she's cool [ if she exists

when the chalk doesn't write on the board but goes iiiiiieeee I HATE THAT

a sound i love is rain pitter pattering i just hhhhhh sends me into happiness

nope fatass here

nope fatass here

favourite actors have to be eddie redmayne, oscar issac and pedro pascal- and margot robbie and winona ryder in the actresses section also yes, elliot page

bruh already answered in 30.

im okayish!! spotify and tumblr, cool combo-

my hair are okay being black for me

yesterday, monday, from 6.40 to 6.50

music

uhhh naah not that i know of

well in Rick Riordan's Magnus Chase books, the sword of Frey aka Sumarbrander TALKS and demands to be called Jack, so here i am

bakwaas, music and comfy

yep, i believe in evolution

unfollow on hate and when they dm me sending nsfw pics ugh why are people like that

follow, well, i like people and they seem cool, so i follow them

fav kind of person is the one who'll sit with me for hours not even talking and just vibing to music

fav animals are beavers, doggos and cats

three fav blogs are @chunkybirb, @theclassyghost, @little-boats-on-a-lake, @aredhel-of-gondolin, @sue-me-imbadass, @alleenkaas, @my-ackerman, @brrrrrrrrrrzone

fav emoticon has to be ☹ this me seeing my stupidity outrank others

fav meme has to be Butternut is a master of psychological manipulation

INTP

Libraaa let's go

no dog, i have

black darth vader tshirt, black pants, black sneakers and black wrist watch

i have no selfies my phone has no cameras i live in eternal darkness

what the fuck are platform shoes

i, uhhh, i remember weird things like what i drew in class in 3rd while i was supposed to be doing english

lazy ass here, no front flips possible

i like birds they fly

nope i don't Iike swimming i like blankets

wrapped up in blankets reading books sounds better than both

ketchup

hyperspace travel

nope none

reading writing eating sleeping

my friend

tumblr seems cool

i have around 60-70 idk

yes i can run but why

yes they do but what's the fun in that

nope I'd fall over

sapphire let's go

koala bear or panda

sunflower or the one on a lemon tree

ketchup store

one cup of coffee is enough, tysm

read minds that sounds cool cool yeaaahh

nope never wore it a black clothes guy here BatMan

winter winter all year long

i don't know and i don't wanna try

i don't know and i don't wanna know

everyone cause they are better than me

bookstores cause bookstores any bookstores

sneakers, black onez

apparently some gas bitches mixed up to form a planet

non vegetarian but i partake meat just twice or thrice in two weeks

i don't know they don't seem like liking

naaaaaaaah

bugs ew

spiders ew

about the fact that i come off as arrogant and overconfident while in reality it's just that my communication skills suck

i can draw averagely whenever im in a mood

this thing im answering but i like answering it

uhhhhhhh brain freeze- idk bruh questions are good they give knowledge

yep, while sleeping

ahh yes calming, they are

cloudy days cause fucking cool vibes

hehehe wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy

CumuloNimbus i really like it's name yknow nimBUS

dark blue, dark blue always or black

naaaah no freckles

fav thing is when they laugh and it's just happy and we're both laughing like shitheads but who cares we're rebelling against depressing life and we laugh

both. both is good [ fruits and vegetables

sleep but i have to answer 170 questions cause @chunkybirb

sky sky sky it's my blog's header duh uh sKy

sweet and sour candy. SWEET AND SOUR CANDY.

dim lights it makes me feel cool

ahhh so here we go- Mooncalfs, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Sphinxes, Dragons that seem to be Space Nebulae, and more and more and more

i really feel like a boomer sometimes

i love everything about this site/app it makes me feel happy cause i like the people and the posts

uhhhhh i think too much about everything cause i just do. i like thinking

"He's dead, guys. For the sake of The Force, please watch Star Wars now he wanted to discuss it with you" actually no i would just say "A big shoutout to Garlic Bread he loved Garlic Bread"

myself cause i should be sleeping but sleep is for the weak and i am the weak and the strong i am a paradox-

that i obsess too much on things and try involving people it never works out

nope. had braces for 4 years, that beat out teeth showing smiles

i prefer computer-tv ahahahahaha

never tried them, so IDK

naaaaah not motion sickness- never travelled by sea so idk seasickness

lobed ears

yep i believe that deeds do count in life and beyond

idk bruh i don't believe in physical attraction too much- bodies are fake- mentally/metaphysically tho, im a 7

ahhhhh many many Stupid Genius, Tani, Tanu, Tanya

i still do-

i really want to talk to a therapist. converse. and discover.

im both, i am both.

10:1 is the ratio- giving 10, receiving 1

uhhh nothing just when i am right and people use the old "disrespect" argument

3, Hindi, Marathi, English

girls

uhh no i am not

my hair i love them everyone says things about my hair but i love them

knowledge vibes i give, someone tells me- and that's all i ever wanted

anyone i know tbh, my mutuals, my friends, my discord friends

ahhh no i wouldn't but i wish i was born 20 years earlier

bleh bloo, neither like nor dislike

i don't know if i have one

i don't know, haven't had physical contact in a long long long time in a galaxy far far away

the above point stands but i would like to ig

anything i write, 3 hours later, i instantly hate just idk why

anything i write

that i am normal no i am not and i am not okay hahahahaha

65-70 ish people

somewhere around-

many many many don't ask please but okay if you do ask

somewhat

uhhhhh idr exactly but i won't tell in public duh uh

mediummm hairrrr

last year lockdown i became harry potter

i don't know buddy i seriously don't know

yep i do cause knowledge i like knowledge

naaah never tried

no i definitely cannot stand on my hands or my head for more than 30 seconds

yep, im pretty sure i answered most of them correctly-

og link-