#‘hucow’ au

[fatkish]

Todoroki boys x Cow Hybrid Reader

Hybrid AU

In this AU, Enji wasn’t an abusive father, instead of being a hero in this world, Enji is the proud owner of Endeavor Farms. His farm is home to Hybrids that he breeds and sells. He’s trained each of his sons on how to handle the hybrids and how to care for them. The farm sells milk, wool, produce, etc. Enji had heard of a mistreated and very skittish cow hybrid that was rescued from an underground hybrid ring. These rings are notorious for either being a sex ring that makes money off of people’s kinks or fetishes using hybrids or for being fighting rings where hybrids are made to fight each other and people bet on them. Enji decided that this would be a perfect first hybrid for his sons to experience. So he brought the hybrid to his farm and put them in the barn in their own stall.

Enji:

Despite his intimidating demeanor and appearance he’s actually very kind and gentle with his hybrids and animals

He treats them all nicely since happy animals means better produce

He’s tall and muscular so you thought he was some kind of hybrid, especially since he smelled like them but since it was nighttime when you arrived at his farm, you couldn’t tell

He checked your hooves and made sure to trim them since he has the most experience with it

Surprisingly he’s one of the first people you were comfortable around

He prefers the machines since it’s a faster milking process but he’s not opposed to milking by hand

Touya/Dabi:

He teases you

He was the last person who you let milk you

You learned to trust him when he saved you from coyotes one night. They had somehow gotten past the dogs that protected the farm and were about to attack you when Touya got in between you and them. Seeing him get bit by them, you charged the coyotes and drove them away

You both were bitten and had several scratches but you didn’t care, you wanted to make sure Touya was safe

Touya doesn’t have a preference but does enjoy the noises you make when the machine milks you

Natsuo:

Natsuo had gone to medical school to learn how to treat hybrids and became a licensed doctor for hybrids

He gives check ups on all the hybrids and animals

He gave you a check up when you got to the farm, making sure you were healthy and that you didn’t have any underlying health issues or conditions

He was the third person you trusted

He’s very gentle and is kind of a clown

He’s constantly making jokes since that’s how he learned to help his patients nervousness

He’s pretty funny

He doesn’t have a preference when it comes to milking by hand or using the machine, whichever one you’re more comfortable with is what he uses

Shoto:

He was the second person you were comfortable around

Since he’s still rather young, you tend to view him more as a child or a smaller animal

His aloof personality is what makes you feel safe around him

He was the first person who was able to milk you since you’re a dairy cow

He often takes walks around the farm with you

He sometimes takes naps in the barn with the animals. Since you’re more comfortable around animals than humans, you stuck with the cows on the farm. When you saw how comfortable they were with him and how they trusted him, you decided he was trustworthy too

He spoils you the most, he gives you treats more often than anyone else

He prefers to milk you by hand instead of using the machines

[daisys-gard3n]

Man, I can't stop thinking about hucow Rykiel he just wants to love and be loved and I want to take care of him, my sweet baby 🥺

Oh he's so brand new to your farm and he's so anxious, you just gotta help him get used to how everything is ran around here. He has cute little curved horns and little ears that look like they're always flopped down, his tail sticks straight up with you startle him like a cat. And he probably wears a bell collar just so you know where he is if he runs off into hiding after getting scared by one of the other creatures. You just have to work on getting him all nice and comfortable, taking babysteps and eventually he wont be so anxious around you. He'll be able to talk to you about his day or any troubles he has, he'll lessen how much he fidgets, and generally he'll be less stressed out. The first time he has to get milked? Hoo man, you have to make him sit and hold onto something while he's whining and squirming the whole time you're massaging his chest. Hucow chests (if they're not bull breeds) are v sensitive, Rykiel's barely been touched so this is gonna be a whole new experience for him. Grabbing onto your arms as you milk him, tears in his eyes while whining and panting as you squeeze at his nipples to empty his chest out. Might cum his pants if you do it long enough. Eventually though...You're gonna get a clingy cow on your radar. Cuddling up on you and even taking the lead of saying he needs to be milked, just to have you touch at him. Who knows, you might have an opportunity to sell his cum for insemination because he's starting to cozy on up to you. You always do everything for him, why can he do the same to you? He might have been anxious at the beginning but he's still a good male, he can take care of you too. Although, Rykiel sort of pavloved himself into needing nipple stimulation to get off, so he'll be dragging your hands to his chest and begging you to play with them while he's stuffed deep inside of you. He could also ask if you could suck on his tits while he rutted into you. Safe to say Rykiel's very well adjusted to the farm now.

[sister-lucifer]

the fucking DEATH GRIP hucow/farmhand AUs have on me rn isn’t even fucking funny. moo bitch

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

Of course the farm has to expand to stand a chance against the pros! an ocha-cow a mina-cow tsu-cow! Ocha is definitely strawberry milk.. I do wonder.. What does invisible milk taste like?..

"Toru? Oh her milk is just plain... doesn't really have any flavor. Better than nothing but not exactly stellar. But if she eats or drinks something than her milk actually gets that flavor! It's a neat trick."

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He could feel, finally, a bit of life nearby. He couldn’t even identify any sense of life to tell how much of it was sapient, or how many living things were nearby. He couldn’t really tell how far he was sensing. He focused back on what should have been the bar.

(Doing last paragraph then last line because I'm in the middle of a Force feeling scene so things are purposefully short and choppy and "He focused back on what should have been the bar" seems unfairly short if floating alone)

Tagging uh... @cabezadeperro, @callacabforme, @sparkythesheep, @elthadriel, and @silverxsakura, if y'all want

[the-illiterate-pirate]

Rykiel would be the cutest scrawniest cow hybrid and he'd let out the tiniest moo when you hugged him

[callie-flower]

SHUT the hell up everybody i have a desperate need to talk sbout cownix. my gal. my sweet little hucow girl. FUCK you im not arguing wjth a guy with bug brown eyes let me kiss you.

[motherraid]

I'M REELING I ABSOLUTELY MUST SECOND THIS🐝

Sebek absolutely wants to be the strong and chivalrous type so bad for you. He's so obsessed with you that he'd constantly want to be of help and yet so obsessed with looking cool that he'd absolutely REFUSE to acknowledge he wants to be of help.

While just fantasizing about you a bit is enough to send him running for his stall and sobbing while he rubs one out to the memory of your face, he also gets off on being the SOLE bull you can rely on. Praising him for his strength or giving him a pat on the head and a "you're so good" sends the blood in his head rushing straight to his crotch. Maybe that's why he can't do anything other than dumbly mutter a catastrophe of an excuse to leave so he can use his pillow as a makeshift you and pretend he'd manned up and fucked you in the field right in front of everyone.

So, another scenario I could see happening is handler playing damsel in distress. "Oh woe is me, I'm so desperate and weak..." Put those acting chops to good use!! Use his fantasy against him!!!

Normally, his stubbornness will NOT let you anywhere near below the belt without it being absolutely necessary, but what if it's overshadowed by his need to be the big and strong bull you need?

Walk up to him and give him your best sad puppy dog eyes. Beg him to follow you to a secluded area. He'll fall right into your trap. You need his assistance? Of course you do! He'd be happy to assist. He doesn't even notice that you haven't shed a tear since you waltzed up to him or that you're walking a little too excited to be upset. He'll get a little suspicious when you lead him back to his stall, though. What could you possibly need here?

BEG him to take you. You need him, someone, anyone, to help you snuff the fire burning in your belly. You're desperate, hanging on by a thread, and you don't know what to do anymore. You need his help because he's always so reliable and smart. He always knows what to do, and you're so clueless and scared. Throw in a couple of crocodile tears while you're at it, and he's panicking. He can't help but hold you in his arms, rubbing circles in your back, cooing in your ear, and telling you it'll be alright. He's here now. He'll help you, you don't have to worry anymore. You have him wrapped around your finger.

He's soooooo loud when he's fucking you. When he isn't talking, he's huffing in your ear and burying his face in your shoulder. When he is, Sebek pleads for praise like he'll die without it.

"Am I doing good? Do you like it like this? You feel so good. Your hair is so soft... I love you so much. Am I doing well? I'm making you feel good, right? So good..." his voice is so squeaky and pathetic. He won't stop groaning. God help the poor soul that happens to hear you two.

Then again, if you get embarrassed having your business aired out to the public, why'd you wanna fuck Sebek in the first place?

Ugh, you won't even need to pretend to sob for him anymore. Whatever desperate facade you played before is the real deal now. And he won't stop. He's so sloppy while he fucks into you. Yeah, he has little to no experience, but he makes up for it with enthusiasm. He's sobbing with you, sandwiching you between his chest and his hands on the floor. You don't even notice how he keeps missing that specific bundle of nerves in your abdomen and it's driving you crazy, cause his giant calloused hands are kneeding at your chest as if he's trying to milk you before you can even produce any for the calf he's going to give you.

Sebek doesn't even know how rough he should be with you. He's so gentle with his words and the opposite with his body - it makes you dizzy. He whines and whimpers so upset he can't fully fill you up cause you're so tiny compared to him. He doesn't wanna hurt you, but it makes him so frustrated that he can't hear his hips slapping against your ass. He has to settle for the wet "shlick" your hole makes when he buries his cock into you again, and again, and again.

And when he's cum inside you for the umpteenth time, the backs of your thighs are covered in your own juices, your back is wet with sweat, drool, and tears, and his hips are so tired the "sschlick" "sschlick" in the room slowly dies as he fills you to the brim, he won't even pull out. He'll just flop onto his side and bring you down with him, running his fingers across your belly and snuggling you from behind.

You'd have to be a pshyco not to praise him right now.

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I refuse to deny the chokehold this character has on me any longer. Idc if people hate him ♡♡

Need me more of that Hucow Malleus... and just Diasomnia in general, my favorite boys.

This was supposed to be short but woah boy, strap in because your dumb Hucow au (tone: affectionate) hooked me like a goddamn fish. I did not know I was horny for this. Some of it is requests, some personal headcannons/ideas/sacrificial offerings for your au.

Ummm, for the sake of recognizing me in the future, can I be assigned an anon emoji? IDK which one to pick, but if you're willing to select one based on my vibes, that's cool!

May I request how Mal and his handler's relationship kicked off? He isn't aggressive so I imagine his previous handlers felt intimidated or could just never find Malleus to perform handling duties! So Crowley just had to rotate through staff hoping to find a handler Mal is fond of. Or perhaps Mal chose his handler through a chance meeting...?

In the meantime, I imagine Lilia was a pseudo-handler for Mal but couldn't perform most of the duties due to their familial-platonic relationship. Handler duties seem really intimate.

(Speaking of that... Does the job come with a "you might get fucked by Hucows" disclaimer? Or is that JUST Crowley's farm? If humans and Hucows are equal, do the non-farm Hucows act mostly normal and the farm Hucows choose to lean into their more primal, horny side?)

Also not to be a simp but here's some more things my silly fangirl brain has thought up:

Imagine Malleus disappearing on his handler's days off because he's followed them home (with their permission, after pouting at them the whole day) and is enjoying a domestic weekend? Cooking home made meals for them, playfully doing a role-reversal where he is the "human's handler" which is mostly him insisting on doing chores, assisting with basic things like hair brushing, then being confused when he has to use technology to do things like "washing clothes" or "running the dish washer" or "turning on the radio." But altogether it's really wholesome because he wants to show his appreciation for his handler by doing for them what they do for him! Unfortunately, with how tall he is, a few holes do get poked into the cieling at your house.

Hucow Malleus who won't ever cross his handler's boundaries, but is very touch starved and needy, so he'll often make offers that involve physical touch and close proximity, then pout the rest of the day if you say no. Typically he just makes offers a little too soon. For example, after only a few weeks, offering to let his you stay in his personal quarters with him instead of the communal handler sleeping quarters. Lilia suggests he ask again after a few months. Malleus never stays sulking for long- how could he when his favorite handler is around? I imagine he has big regal looming eldrich entity energy but is very soft and gentle at the heart. He likes hearing about your life experiences, especially travel. Being a show cow means that Crowley tries to keep extremely close tabs on him when traveling for shows and Mal hardly gets to enjoy any of the local culture. He's pretty adamant on having you brought a long for business-related travel. That way, he's technically being supervised when he sneaks away with you to see the sights!

Hucow Lilia being so very fond of pranking his handler, whose care he barely needs. He'll playfully make care tasks difficult on purpose, but stops just before you can get frustrated or upset. If he accidentally crosses the line, sometimes he'll even finish the care task himself without help! Which shouldn't be physically possible in most cases, but he'll take his secrets to the grave.

Hucow Lilia who is a "retired" show bull (again, claiming he's "too old" for it) but can easily perform his old routines without breaking a sweat. If any of the young cows aspiring to be show bulls need, he's glad to train them! But his training is a little... unconventional and most young cows will pass on the offer. But it must be effective since he was- still is- Malleus's sole show mentor. I imagine Lilia mostly sticks around the farm because of his Diasomnia family and because he likes helping raise the calves. With supervision from Vil, who makes sure his parenting methods aren't too crazy and, more importantly, ensures he never cooks.

Imagine Silver being the easiest Hucow to handle for because hes just so chill and sleepy. If anything, the hardest part sometimes is waking him up long enough to get him to move to a different spot for Hucow care! He easily accepts his handler's assistance but also offers to help with tasks like carrying milk or fixing a fence. He is also very likely to fall asleep on their lap for hours and make their legs go numb. The best part about being his handler is definitely that he'll let you pet and stroke his pelt pretty much the second you become his handler. He's very duty-bound and, as such, trusts you implicitly to do yours.

Unlike Silver, Hucow Sebek is very unwilling to rely on his handler. Lilia has had to scold him many times on letting you do their job. Sebek tries to relent, but he will still complain, especially if it's a new care task or routine. To him it's a matter of pride and proving he doesn't have to depend on others. Especially since he's fond of you- he can't let himself look WEAK by relying on you, right? But if you twist your words just a bit- say that he's helping you by letting you do something or need him to remind you how it's done- he's suddenly eager to show you. He'll preen under your praise and, if you want to make him really happy, ask him to do little things for you, like reaching something on a tall shelf or asking for his advice on a personal matter... he'll absolutely glow with pride knowing you value him. Also, Hucow Sebek eventually gets to a point where he'll WEEP when you're gone the same way he does when Malleus is away for a show and he can't come with.

Now, after brainrotting a bit, I have two more requests and they are HORNY...

My first request is some size kink shit with Hucow Malleus and his handler. I'm LIVING for the idea of getting split in half by his literal prize cock with him cooing praise over his tiny little handler being able to take it. Big soft Dom vibes, even when he's being rough, just so much love in his giant dragon Hucow body.

My second request is Sebek getting blue balls and his handler insisting on "relieving" him because he's trying to power through it until it "dies down" or some dumb shit. But once he relents, he's DONE for. Nearly begging to breed his handler, pressing them up against a wall or some shit, kind of "dom but tsundere" vibes? 100% consensual and instigated by the handler tho.

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK!!!!

I'm happy my insanity is what turned you to the hybrid kink side n I love all of your ideas please do stick around

uhmmmm how does milk(🥛) anon sound?

cw: hybrids(hucows), breeding kink, begging, dacryphilia(jus overwhelmed tears I think its cute), not proofread so sorry if it's all nonsense characters: malleus, lilia, silver, sebek

malleus is far from violent and doesn't have a reputation as such, he doesn't even playfully nip or headbutt like kalim and ace sometimes do, but his strength and stature are probably what scared some of his handlers off in the past if they weren't frustrated by how much he loves to disappear the hour before shows that is.

I imagine you being some intern handling some other cow that malleus just gravitates towards for one reason or another. when track is lost of him he's found in your general area or waiting somewhere he'll know you'll be soon(yes he subconsciously memorized your schedule) but you didn't seem to mind. this is great from crowleys perspective though, it's an obvious and easy fix, by making you malleus' handler he doesn't have to worry about switching them out every month… or paying both fees for fairs that he never ended up attending.

♡

trying to find a way to say this that isn't crude but well when am I not; fucking the hucow you're in charge of handling isn't part of the job technically but isn't frowned at too much either, not on crowleys farm anyway tho i wouldn't put it past the old bird to have made separate agreements w handlers that do require them to tend to their bulls more intimate needs, with a -barelynoticeable- pay increase of course. other establishments do have regulations in place to prevent it, seeing it as unprofessional at worst. it works on "a you break it you buy it" type of policy so you wouldn't wanna be the guy who knocks up a prize heifer who's starting bid is 70k.

♡

lilia makes for a fun cow to handle if anything, uh granted you're not brand new to working on the farm that is, alot of his ways of teasing newbies is borderline hazing, outside of that he's like a fun grandpa. he is banned from the industrial kitchen tho the closest he's allowed to get to cooking is supervised potato peeling duty if jamil has anything to say about it. I also imagine lilia being cuddly once he gets comfortable enough with you! lots of hugs, cheek kisses and headpats(he likes giving and receiving them) happen between the two of you.

♡

silver takes his responsibilities very seriously and would do well w a handler who's equally task minded but not to the point theyll outright refuse his assistance, though a little downtime never hurt anybody… I mean you told crowley you'd probably have silver milked by noon so it's not like you promised or anything, plus he looks cute resting so peacefully.

♡

now if anyone needs a reminder to relax every once in a while it's sebek. but once you catch onto the fact that he's just a little bit, maybe kinda sorta trying to be a show off cus he has a itty-bitty tiny crush on you(even if lilia had to point it out for you) it makes the job so much easier. yells your name and trots up to you so excitedly during morning role call every. single. day. his body language is super easy to read even if he's trying his best to act aloof about how he feels, especially early on, the way his tail swishes around wildly when you pat his arms while giving him compliments always give him away.

hucow sebek is one prideful n stubborn animal, even in rut. you offered to help him the first few days of it and why wouldn't you? I mean it's not in your job description, probably but you don't mind helping the poor thing out. he refuses the first 2, 3 and then 4 times so you decide not to push him. something about how malleus wouldn't stoop down so low as to take a cheap shortcut offer(he would) such as the one you've presented him with, even tho he does really want to he didn't verbalize that last part ofc.

when he does finally fold he's desperate and sweaty and mumbling nonsense about how you were right and he's sorry and he doesn't deserve you and you are also both very much behind the practice showroom out in the open. you can feel tears and sweat drench the back of your shirt. sebeks large hands are gripping at your hips and tummy like his life depends on it. his thrusts are sloppy and inexperienced but they work to fuel the fire growing inside of you nonetheless.

he hasn't stopped talking the whole time either. he's loud like always but it's what he's saying that's surprising to you. begging you go let him cum in you over and over until neither of you have any strength left and promises to be the best father he could possibly be if you do end up taking his calf. it's just his rut talking, you think, it has to be. not that you'd mind

♡

by the time sebek gives you a break hours have already passed and he slips his dick out of you still some what hard. he insists on carrying you back to his quarters, with intentions of continuing there obviously.

whoever was practicing for next weeks show that afternoon sure did get an earful

i did get a few other asks about hucow malleus n his breeding kink if you're reading this and you sent one of them I didn't forget you ok kiss kiss, so ill keep this ask in mind when answering those <3

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last updated; 10/23/24

Original Characters

Ares (Housewife Yandere)

Emil Landorr (Mad King Yandere)

Nephite (Omega Cultist Yandere)

Silvan (Vampire Pet Yandere)

Ajax (Pornstar Yandere)

Noemie (Follower Yandere)

Achilles (Crime Lord Yandere)

Fandoms

Honkai Star Rail, Genshin Impact, Degrees of Lewdity, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Jujutsu Kaisen, What in Hell is Bad, Nu Carnival, Creepypastas,

Genshin Impact;

breeding dottore

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Honkai Star Rail;

jing yuan x jiangshi

blade x yandere

boothill x cyborg

skott x supervisor

dan feng/dan heng x mate

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What In Hell Is Bad

for heretics (lucifer)

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Hazbin Hotel

priest vox x his god

valentino x bull demon (with yandere vox)

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Original Characters;

ares #yandere housewife

house wife yandere & part 2 & part 3

housewife yandere introduction

extras: spanking ares, ares getting jealous, finding ares mid kill, pampering and breeding, ares with another yandere, distracted, arguing with him, the collection, wrong name

art: thank you, kisses, ref sheet, halloween costume

emil #yandere king

yandere mad king & part 2

yandere mad king introduction

extras: emil getting jealous, cuddling with emil, morning wood

art: halloween costume, kisses

nephite #yandere cultist

yandere omega cultist

yandere omega cultist introduction

extras: nephite getting jealous, temptation

art: halloween costume,

silvan #yandere pet

yandere vampire's pet

yandere vampire's pet introduction

extras: silvan getting jealous, comforting silvan, warmth, putting on a show, spanking, collars, petting

doll au: doll saga, wedding doll

art: doll, halloween costume, gold star, kisses

ajax #yandere pornstar

yandere pornstar

yandere pornstar introduction

extras: biting ajaxs chest

art: halloween costume, tattoos

sable

noemie #yandere follower

yandere follower

yandere follower introduction

extras:

art: halloween costume, tattoos

achilles #yandere crime lord

yandere crime lord

extras:

art: halloween costume, tattoos

all of them

baby trapping (ares & nephite)

what if (ares & silvan)

piggy club (ajax & noemie)

art: expressions

references: hair, measurements,

sfw: if you were a worm, asexual reader, chubby reader,

secret admirer, if the reader died, their voices, jealousy,

reader snaps, abused reader, your face in their neck,

ftm reader, on halloween, petting them, their favorite pets,

whos a good boy?, getting a shot, tall reader, presents,

coming home drunk,

nsfw: the one with lactation, the one about butts, freak in the sheets,

himbo reader, service top, top au, the loudest,

ftm au: coming out

divider credits:

hearts & labels & content warning & dark content warning

[allpiesforourown]

Farm au. One time cow Shen yuan got his leg hurt so liu Qingge picked him up and carried him back to the barn to rest and heal without breaking a sweat. Luo binghe watched and was seething in jealously wishing he was the one carrying cowzun but he was still a little teen so he vowed right then and there to get big and strong so he can be the one to carry cowzun from now on.

Also I just wanted to see how you’d react to this (the first one) no other reason. Like a science experiment. It was also like 1 am and I was tryin to fall asleep. You know how those thoughts go. This one I have no excuse for. It’s the middle of the day.

Also I think cowzun would sometimes chew on Binghe’s hair without even realizing it and then binghe would wait to wash it until he absolutely had to. When Binghe was little (and still tbh) Shen jiu kicked binghe out of the farm boy lodgings so he slept in the barn. Cowzun found him and ushered him into his pen to sleep with him and his calves all nice and warm. Ever since, binghe sleeps in cowzun’s pen. Ming fan bites him, but ning Ying Ying always bumps her head against him asking for pets and follows him around sometimes. He smells even more like barn and animal and stuff then the others bc of this and Shen jiu hates him more because of it. Shen jiu always wrinkles his nose in disgust. He also always has some hay stuck in his hair. This is only part of the reason cowzun chews it without thinking.

I really haven’t thought this through bc I first thought of it in the middle of the night so idk about the future relationship parts, but this is the svsss fandom so… your call really. I was thinking they were cows not hucows. But really up to you.

UP TO ME?? THIS IS YOUR AU, I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

[fohatic]

did i actually write a combined total of 27.7k in the weeks leading up to the @cap-ironman holiday exchange that i previously told myself i would steer clear of this year (10k of which was a last-minute HuCow fic written over 2.5 very frantic days before the deadline)? why yes, as a matter of fact -- even if i may have tried to (loosely) disguise myself as other beloved writers ( @meidui and @carsonian perhaps? at least in terms of spelling/formatting!), all of which was for naught because apparently nobody even attempted to guess these, anyway 🙃 (tbf there were *a lot* more submissions than i expected, which is the main reason why i rolled up my sleeves and dove into the prompt list in the first place; the collection appeared to have only 23(?) works submitted in the early days after the exchange deadline, which made me think that a bunch of people dropped out!! oops).

here's the five works that i submitted, for your consideration:

Be Good (For Goodness' Sake!) (9.1k holiday romcom / endgame fix-it in which steve as Hot Santa is both a Problem and a Solution)

yours, always (5.8k historical au in which tony and steve met during the war and were lovers before steve married peggy; their son finds steve's letter to tony after his death)

Prima Nocta (2.7k alpha steve/omega tony, jealous/possessive steve claiming tony on the night of his wedding to pepper for spurious 'pack dynamic' reasons)

on that ship he had a cow (9.9k HuCow!Steve / aliens-made-them-do-it / 2012-era mission-gone-wrong fic with BDSM vibes [think: 'not in kansas anymore' meets 'if love is a jungle' 😉])

any way the wind blows (fanvid that answers the prompt: "Steve Rogers and who the world expects him to be as Captain America are very different" but make it stony <3)

*note that i'm posting this during a fire weather power outage and have a lot of comments/kudos to leave on other works in the event (and replies to leave on my precious few comments!) as soon as i can <3 i've been laying low!

[cookie-crumblr]

AU’s With Alastair~

Animal hybrid AU

Part 1

!!MINORS DNI!!

CW: F! reader/reader has a vagina, NSFW, reader and allie are owned by a human, treated like animals, heat, non human genitalia(he has a barbed cock), lactation kink, loss of consciousness, breeding kink, creampie, biting,

!!MINORS DNI!!

You were born to a cute cow lady, and Alastair to a gorgeous feline. It all seemed completely meant to be, as you came to be at the same time.

At least he saw it that way.

You and him grew up always by each others sides’ on a farm in the countryside, far away from anything else.

His mom abandoned him with his little sister and brother, which you don’t think is uncommon for cat folk.

But you bet it would be hard for anyone, let alone a small child that now has to care for two other children with only himself.

You are both older now.

Once your respective cycles started, you had to start taking short breaks from each other.

And now you’re old enough to “work” on the farm like the other hucow ladies…

“Alright girl, you’ll have to settle with a bull eventually,” The farmer spoke a little agitatedly or maybe just tiredly, either way your heart wracked intensely with guilt.

Today had felt so painfully long.

The farmer brought bull hybrids in from all across the country to court you…

Your big eyes stay downcast, wetness clumping your pretty lashes. “I know… ‘m sorry sir, I jus’… Don’t love any of them proper.”

The farmer lets out a long sigh, “Get some rest, Y/N”

Neither you nor the farmer were aware of Alastair watching from the second story window of the bright red barn.

“That stupid farmer.” His ear flicks irritatedly as he thinks. “only caring about production, and not for Y/N at all…” His fists ball while burning holes into the side of the farmer’s head with his stare. “Why’s it gotta be a bull anyway?” He wonders.

Has a hybrid of another species been able to impregnate another hybrid before?

He’s absolutely sure it’s possible.

If not, he’ll make it possible.

Besides, nobody loves you more than he does.

A breeze passes through your hair, and flows all the way up to Allie. Ears now perked up and swiveled all the way toward you, he can smell your heat coming.

That’s probably why the farmer is in such a rush to get you mated.

Alastair has always stayed away from you while you both were on your cycles, for fear of ruining what you have together.

This time he can’t.

Tomorrow he’ll stay with you.

Another evening comes and Alastair finds you whining and writhing in your stable, you’re clearly burning up and desperate.

Face shining with sweat, with barely any clothes on, and the fabric that does try and cover you, is instead stuck to your skin, showing him your peaked nipples and your puffy, glistening lips through it.

He stops in his tracks, mouth agape, his tiny fangs peaking out from behind his lips.

He doesn’t really know what he was expecting.

But god, it wasn’t this…

He thought he was ready.

His shorts are feeling uncomfortably tighter.

You notice him as he swallows.

“Allie! uhm….” You start to cover up with a jean jacket, and he rushes over to you.

“Y/N, it’s… *ahem*… It’s okay! I’m actually here to help!”

“Allie…” Tears stain your cheeks. You get on your knees and present to him, “Then… Please, help me.”

A harsh swallow bobs his addams apple, making his choker shift.

He’s ready.

He takes his claws to your shorts and rips right through them, the freedom, and chill of the air sends shivers through your body.

He untied the silk ribbon he uses as a belt, and undid his shorts.

Next his crochet sweater was discarded to the hay covered ground.

“Wait, Y/N… I-wanttofaceyou…”

You oblige, thinking he’s adorable, and roll over, legs spread, inviting him in.

You’re breathing heavily.

He lifts your top exposing your chest.

Then he leans down to literally kitten lick your nipple, and gently flicks the other one, taking turns for both without leaving the other.

The effect is maddening.

You’re whimpering and throwing your head this way and that. Little “pleases” and “oh my goodnesses” falling from your part lips.

He smiles at this, getting the exact reactions he’s always imagined from you. His perfect beloved.

Dick now taken in his hand, he slaps your puffy cunt, before rubbing it down.

Something kind of stings as he drags down, but it’s so hot and hard it feels like everything you need right now.

“Please, Alastair… I want you inside me… I… really do love you.” You say desperation, and truth seeping from your words.

He almost breaks hearing those four words at the end, but he sets that aside for after, when he can just cuddle you. And tell you how much he’s always loved you.

His tip slides into your desperately wet hole, opening you further.

“Ahhh” You shudder as you begin to feel that which your body craves.

He slowly bottoms out, and stays there, feeling you pulse around him. His head becoming light.

He has to move.

He pulls out quick to snap him back in control of himself.

“AHHH!” You barely make out the scream as your own voice as you black out in an instant. Sharp pain and harsh, hot pleasure zapping through your insides at the same time as if a lightning bolt came down and smited you.

“Y/N! Y/N! Oh no, oh fuck, oh god” Alastair babbles as he accidentally slides back into you, to meet his face to yours.

He cradles you, his body smaller than yours, but he’s always been way stronger than he appears.

“Y/N…”

You come to only seconds later, your body burning hotter than before, you gasp, and pant.

“Allie? what… happened…”

“I didn’t think….” he’s crying into your neck. “I-I… I’m so sorry, Y/N. I shouldn’t of-”

“It felt so good…”

“What?” His cheeks reddened. “I mean, are you sure?”

Ending his thought you brought his face down to yours for a kiss. He rocked deeper into you In response.

You felt that familiar drag, as he rocked back slightly, before jamming himself in all the way.

“You like that? You want me to plow into you?” His demeanor completely changed in a split second. “Say Squishmallow if you want me to stop.” He leans in to whisper, and then kisses your neck.

You nod enthusiastically.

His hand finds your tit, when he looks down suddenly. “Wait, Y/N! Look! You really don’t need a bull!” he holds his now wet hand up.

You shift to look down and sure enough you’re lactating!

He hurries to shove one in his mouth and begins to suck, and lick as he paws at the fatty part. This is your first time being milked, and it’s your best friend!

It feels heavenly.

his tongue doing laps around you.

You cry out, “Alastair!” followed by a series of “Oh”’s

He starts pushing as deep as he can go into you.

He pulls out slow this time, as he does the pleasure mixes with pain and you feel yourself producing more and more milk, it’s building up so fast in the one he’s neglecting.

“Please! hah! swap!” You moan exasperated.

He releases with a hearty *pop!* And quickly switches to your other breast, not leaving the other one defenseless this time, he squeezes and rubs circles around your nipple.

“Your milk tastes so good, Y/N, this farm is so lucky!” his eyes are clouded over now with lust.

He’s all the way out of you again, and he slams back in with all of his might causing you to bounce.

“Ahh!” You’re almost shaking it feels so good! “M-More!” you moan.

He obliges and pulls out not as slow, but still slow enough you don’t pass out again. Then he sets the pace for the session.

Slamming into you over and over again, your legs and hips folding more and more each time so he can get impossibly deeper.

He’s purring now, vibrating your sensitive buds as he alternates and sucks on each one, never leaving either unattended.

His skin is slamming against yours, and you swear at this point you feel him hitting your cervix.

You need his cum so badly, your body burns with this sole desire as you’re becoming so overstimulated.

You’re sure you’re babbling nonsense at this point but he continues to pound you as if he has no other purpose but to breed you right here, right now.

“Are you close?”

“Yesh,” you let out a breathy slur, mind hazy and floating with the stars above.

He pounds impossibly harder, rocking your bodies into the wooden wall of the stable.

You hold on for dear life as you come undone around his cock.

Seconds later with one final thrust and he’s shooting thick, hot ropes into you. You feel so full and your temperature starts to decrease back to normal instantly.

You squeeze him, as he lets go of your chest with another satisfied *pop*

“I love you, Allie…”

“I love you too, Y/N, so freaking much.”

He stays inside you as he readjusts to cuddle on top of you, limbs tangled, and both of you breathing heavily.

A little too soon later and the farmer is walking in, he doesn’t give you even a chance to hide Alastair, before spying you both.

“What is this?!”

“Sorry sir!” You sit up, tipping Allie off of you

“Woah!” He exclaims, as he slips, sliding out of you, his cum leaking onto the floor.

“AH!” You squeal from his exit, as milk sprays from your still engorged tits.

The farmer’s eyes widen, “Well… I can’t really complain with this outcome.” He takes his hat off to scratch his balding head. “Well Alastair, looks like you officially work for me now, specifically with Y/N.” he turns to leave mumbling, “if it works, it works i guess… How come i ain’t never thought of cat folk?”

You both giggle, before your temp starts to rise again.

“Allie! Help?”

“Yes, ma’am!” he folds you over yourself again, and slips in easier this time.

“Oh, you’re perfectly prepped from last round… Remember the safe word?”

“mmhmm!”

This time he bends over to your neck and bites you as he pulls out. It hurts in both places, but it feels so good, like an electric shock going straight through your body to your core.

He’s back to purring loudly as he starts to slam back into your abused and throbbing pussy.

You both come quicker this time, your moans and his mewls becoming one mini orchestra to your fuzzy ears.

His tail swishing with his motions, and yours sticking straight out, as tensed as your curled toes.

You feel his hot cum filling you up for the second time, you can tell it’s even more this time, and your own orgasm milks him for everything he’s worth.

This time after, you both drift off into a comfortable sleep, while holding eachother close as possible.

When you wake again, you’ll still have eachother, and you’ll be together for whatever comes next…

[valve3nthusiast]

Just had a deranged idea manifest my head about racers being treated like racehorses in a functionalist hellscape cybertron au, and Deadlock and Hot Rod become breeding stock in a facility for making "designer" racers

I think I sort of understand what the hucow people are on about now bc I'm imagining them with swollen milky tits and big fat baby bumps, showered in treats and praise from the handlers for always getting bred up so easy with strong and healthy racecar bitlets

[messycunt]

So when it comes to your huccow au all I can picture is MC being a little shit when it comes time to milk her. Sure she has some of the best milk, people pay a lot of money for just one bottle of it. She does not care one bit. She has to get held down or else someone's gonna get broken toes or a wrecked kneecap. Her darling little calfs on the other hand? Come here and drink up. Her wonderful bulls? They deserve a treat always working so hard. Crawley? Broken nose.

cw: hybrids(hucows), lactation kink,

characters: kalim, jamil, vil, leona(he's not a hucow in this au but I had to sneak him in somehow), malleus, trey

crowley finds it nonsensical how you allow kalim and jamil to hungrily suck from you like there's no tomorrow or sloppily make out with vil while pushing your breasts together to let precious product leak out and run down your bodies and even sneak into the exotic hybrid facility to let leona take one of his many afternoon naps layed out on top of you using your chest to rest his head but the second crowley even thinks about reaching out to touch your chest he gets bit.

and that's not even to mention the headbutt that almost broke his mask.

there's no reason, he thinks, that it should take atleast him and crewel to keep you calm enough for milkings. and that's on a good day! but malleus is allowed an unlimited supply straight from the tap and you let trey take your milk by the quart to use for making some sweet or cake or another.

[twisted-desires]

I've seen these ranch/hucow AUs around the TWST smut tag a while back, and I just had to share the thought of sheep!Lilia doing surprise babysitting whenever he's hit by baby fever