#— rambles ¡

[fleshdyk3]

just passed a church that had a harley quinn hentai tapestry in one of the windows

[abyssyby]

sylus’s heart, too big for his human body, pounding like a war drum every time you call him yours

“hi, my love.” and he has to take a minute— take a quick breath before responding with a soft ‘hello’ or a nonchalant (or as nonchalant as he can manage) quip about having missed him.

“i’m alright, my dear.” and all thought ceases and his fingers freeze over the wound he was tending to. his anger fizzles away like the rain on the pavement when the sun emerges from the clouds. all strength leaves his limbs as he rests his forehead to your uninjured shoulder, where a small but tender kiss is placed, and revels in the sound of your breathing.

“my heart, please.” and he’s gone. anything you ask for, anything you want is as good as yours if he has anything to do about it. his money, his home, his touch, his time— all yours, yours, yours.

“my sylus.” and he is at rest. the world is quiet, there is only you, your warmth, your voice. when the memory of his name returns to you, and he sees in your eyes that recognition—and love, despite who he was, who he is and who he will ever be in your bonded lifetimes, he gives up his entire being to you.

he is yours, and how he wishes your greed for proclaiming it would grow tenfold, until even the mere thought of him belongs to no one else.

[finndiseicla]

“jesus died for you” well i didn’t ask him to do that and my therapist says i am not responsible for other peoples actions

[tannnnblogs]

I got inspired

You are correct.

[leporellian]

watching globe theatre productions and i can't phrase why but the way the audience stands like Right There by the stage. thats aquarium touch tank

[fryday]

not a little bit teary imagining baby dnp sitting on the bus to manchester together and playing this silly fun little game. ooh-ing and ahh-ing at the satisfying sound effects, goading and poking each other on the other person's turn, giggling at everything and playing round after round. in their own little world. 🥺

[awrfhi]

the birthday hats stay ON during sex

[sailorjade125]

I swear one more person says I'm just a girl lol to me and I'm throwing them out a window

"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!

[dreamingaboutsakuratrees]

[thequeenofcurses]

im at the doctor/dentist office rn and while im waiting in the room im just imagining so many different scenarios in here with the jjk men (and nobara ig) oh god someone help me

+like what if my doctor is gojo and he shows up only in a white coat and nothing else and then wants to take me to his private office for a private exam where he gives me his "special medicine"

+what if it's nanami and he has to do a thorough full body exam and he takes his time slowly checking my body thoroughly just to make sure nothing's wrong (while teasing me the whole time)

+what if my doctor is sukuna and he has to check that my insides are functioning properly with his two 🍆's so he carries me to his larger private office that only has a bed (but it looks really comfortable) and sukuna discovers the only way to cure me is to give me his seed from both dicks at the same time

+if my doctor is geto ngl i don't see him doing anything "inappropriate" but we'd probably discuss alot of philosophy stuff and id somehow agree to join his cult

+if my doctor is choso, I might accidentally get a paper cut or something then he has to use his blood manipulation to stop the bleeding and i feel like we'll have a special moment because he's usually not supposed to use his technique during work but he did it for me 🥹

+if yuji is my doctor I think he'd be the sweetest ever and do everything just to make sure im alright and comfortable

+megumi probably wouldn't even show up

+if nobara was my doctor she'd spend 80% of the time gossiping instead of actually treating me but she'd be really sweet about it 😭

i need help

[soapcloth]

Sooo obsessed with the thought of soap just having this intense, blank, uncanny stare.

[leporellian]

i do have to admit frederick trumper from chess the musical is one of the characters ever written. like no matter how Good or Bad chess the musical is you have to admit that they really managed to make one of the most batshit insane character concepts ever conceived

[rivertakis]

HAHAHHA PISS OFF

[fryday]

i love the way dan completely disregards the fact that they're filming a video and laser-focuses on phil for the entirety of phil's ad reads. like that man is clocked out. doesn't care what they're getting paid for promoting. just enjoying the view. great for him

[dr-spectre]

I find it really funny that one of the biggest misconceptions in the Splatoon series is that Inklings and Octolings will literally die if a single bit of water touches them. They are so hydrophobic that they melt and die from water despite that never EVER being the case in the Japanese and European versions of Splatoon 1.

Inklings and Octolings can't swim due to gameplay reasons, they poof when they land in water because again, it's a gameplay mechanic and water is meant to be a hazard in the stages. In Splatoon 1 (JP and European versions) Callie and Marie state in some of the stage announcement dialogue that Inklings just suck at swimming (probably due to thousands of years avoiding water and not swimming as much as they used when they were squids. There's your lore reason right there if you want one.)

It's really annoying when people tie a gameplay mechanic to lore and worldbuilding when it's just there for GAMEPLAY and GAMEPLAY ONLY!!!!!!!! I know that it's fun to talk and discuss about certain things like this, but it's pretty clear that water is just a hazard for gameplay and not because Inklings and Octolings literally dissolve in water.

It really wouldn't make sense lore wise too because Inklings and Octolings are descendants of squids and octopuses that went onto land, why would they over the course of thousands of years develop genetics that makes them melt if they touch water? They don't even address that in Alterna when explaining the backstory of the sea creatures in modern times. Why do the jellyfish get to be able to swim in water but the Inklings and Octolings can't? What makes them different? Can Inklings and Octolings touch a certain amount of water before they feel the effects? Do the Inklings and Octolings have to be fully submerged in water for them to die? Is it because Inklings and Octolings are made out of mostly ink and they explode in water like a bath bomb? That sounds way too morbid. Then again, Marie did say something about how Inklings have oily skin that doesn't go well with water in Splatoon 2, i don't know. This is stupid LMAO.